May 16, 2025 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's something that you didn't realize until you were way
too old to realize it?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a double show.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You know, things like did you know that corn beef
is not from cows that are only fed corn?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It is shocker, I don't believe you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Or how many times have you said we gotta nip
this problem right in the butt? Case half people look
down at their button, then look at you and go
what And maybe you just learned it's not that it's
nip it in the bud. Yeah, it doesn't make sense
when you say nip it in the bud? What's a bud?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The flower plant? You know that bud?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You can cut it off at the bud so it
doesn't grow anymore, but a lot more, or you just
nip somebody's butt.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Either way. Well, there's a.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Trend going viral of people sharing the things that they
realized embarrassingly too late. And we'll go over it now
so you can laugh and feel superior if you already
knew these things. Also, what's something you didn't realize until
you were way too old to realize it? Call us
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also text us at four one O six one,
and we'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's the double show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Marshmallows were vegetables until I was twenty seven, Okay. I
genuinely thought they were the inside of those reeds that
grow in ponds and cooked and covered and powdered sugar.
So you're like twenty six years old and you're just like,
I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Can I get them? Just marshmallows? Please? Who told you that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's a text message we got in at four one
o six one because there's a trend going viral as
people sharing the things that they didn't realize until they
were way too old to realize it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What's something it took you way too long to realize?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Call us eight eight eight three four three one six
one or text us four one o six one. It's
hot as Hades, not it's hot as Haiti.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Somebody put, Oh, so you just need to add this, well,
Haiti this means a completely different thing, esause Haiti is
a place.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh I never realized that that's a country.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That blind crossing is a type of intersection, not a
descriptor for a type of crossing for people that are blind.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So I was like, that's cool. Damn blind crossing for people.
That's awesome. I don't think I knew that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Someone texted in a four one six one and says
something that they didn't realize until they were way too
old to realize it, that Kansas City is not in Kansas.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That took me a long time too. That's also just dumb.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
There is also a Kansas City, Kansas, though. Is Kansas
City the one that everybody talks about is Missouri, right,
But I think there is a Kansas City, Kansas as well.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's in both states. That is it actually in bol
pretty sure? I'm looking at it right now because I'm curious.
Did we just realize it's way too late?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We're all just getting there going over a turn of
people sharing the things that they didn't realize until they
were way too old to realize it. Someone texted in
at four hunt six one and says, I was in
high school by the time I realized it was laptop
and not lab top.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's my lastop because you go to the computer lab.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
A lot of these are actually quite logical. Yeah, here's
another one that I actually just learned a little bit ago.
Pipe cleaners aren't just for things use for crafts. It
was obviously in the name, Yeah, clean pipes, says, But
I was in my thirties before I realized they were
for cleaning tobacco pipes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I thought they were like twisting up and making little
spiders and things like that for crafts. I don't think
googly eyes on them, Like, why do they call these
pipe cleaner? It's so weird spighter with Google eye makers
or some Really, I didn't know it was for pipe pipes.
I thought it was like for plumbing pipes.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, no, plumbing pipe is so tiny.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
They ripped it apart and then they gave it a
cute nickname, like there's a part of something.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Pipes watch yourself, hey Cooper.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I didn't realize the phrase I couldn't care less was
I couldn't care less.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
I always thought it's been I could care less.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah. That one has always bugging me, And people do
not like it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
When you're in argument with them and they say that
I could care less, and you're like, oh, sweet, so
you care a lot, right, And they're like, what.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
Until about it?
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Last week?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
To say that you could care less means you got
some care in you right, If you couldn't care less,
you don't care at all?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know I feel about that phrase takes care less.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Any time I've said that to somebody in argument, though
they literally their head explode.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's one of my favorite things to do in an argument.
It's just like that awesome. So what you're saying is
you care? No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I said I could care less exactly. Guess what I
couldn't care less. There's no care left in my body
the check right now, no care, but you've got extra
care in the tank.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Sucker lost got It is really appuriating, I added to
not at one point in life, So I say I
could not care less.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, somebody else said I didn't know that pickles were
made for cucumbers until I was twenty four and in
the middle of getting my bachelor's degree.
Speaker 10 (04:58):
I dig it pop and to learn that whey would
you learn that it literally is a cucumber.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Somebody texted in six and said I was on vacation
with my friend in Hawaii and they were like, why
is Alaska covered in snow when it's so close to Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Because they were looking at the map and now they're close.
I can't say Alaska anywhere there.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Where's the box it's supposed to be in.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, Hi, this is Detective Peter North calling from the
police department. I was looking for Lucas blank.
Speaker 12 (05:43):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Wait, sorry, you say police.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yes, Detective Peter North from the police department. I think
we need to have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Lucas.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Uh, what is everyone?
Speaker 11 (05:58):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, I'm here?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is everyone? Okay? Those are interesting words.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I think you know why I'm calling me, So I
don't know why you're calling Okay, Lucas, I'm gonna say
it right out of the gate here. Lying to a
police officer is a crime.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Oh, I'm aware, and I don't want to add.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Any more charges to what you know you already did.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
I'm sorry, I don't I'm not following.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, I've been following you ever since the other day,
and I couldn't believe how bold you were.
Speaker 12 (06:46):
Sorry, this is the Lucas that you said that you're
trying to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Maybe there's two of us.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'm gonna need to I'm gon needs to come down
to the department for questioning.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
About for what.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, the other day I was in a coffee shop
in my morning coffee and I overheard your conversation. You
want to talk to me about.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
That my conversation.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And I'll read off my notes here because I wrote
it down.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Okay, sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I've just got to go get some poison and some
gloves and then I'll kill them. And then you added,
I need to put them in a dumpster where there
are no cameras because I don't want to throw them
away at home.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
Oh okay, all right, this is well few man.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't know why this is funny to you. Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
You were hearing something and I can see how you
jumped conclusions.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
But you.
Speaker 12 (07:52):
So, I was talking to my girlfriend weeds at our house.
There's so much like everywhere, there's just we you like
just to we have to get rid the plant, the
invasive thing that you want out of your.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Lawnch Lucas, do you think that I was born yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I've been an officer in this precinct for twenty five years.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
I don't don't. I don't think you're listening to me
that this is a misunderstand I will personally come down
there myself to have this conversation in person so we
can clear this up because I respect the law.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
But no one was murdered.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, oh really, I think the Robinsons would disagree with that.
Someone was murdered three houses down from you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Same day. I heard that conversation.
Speaker 12 (08:44):
Look, look, I promised I was. I was talking about weeds.
Was just yard work, all right, I swear I was.
I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
How much regard you have for human life weeds.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
Listen, please please don't.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I will.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
I will help in any way you need me with
this case, but I that will stay on there. This
is my job. I can't have officers coming in here,
even if it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
For well, where you're going, you'll have a new job.
I'm making license plates or something like that. Lucas, you
don't need this job anymore. I'm gonna have them put.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I didn't drag you down here, and then I'm gonna
kiss you straight on the mouth.
Speaker 11 (09:23):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm gonna get you down to the precinct, sit you
down on a chair, and I'm just gonna lay it
on those sweet lips of yours.
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Okay, I need your badge number today.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Hey, Lucas, this is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
She said that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You like, she always gives you crap about talking on
your speakerphone in public, and you guys are having a
conversation about weeding the other day and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 12 (09:54):
Oh you messed with me good.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
I was stressed.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Oh man, I actually thought I was going to be
lagged out of the office and handcuffs for waiting.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Wake up every morning with double phone Franks. It's time
for nimas.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
What's trending American Idol and America's got talent. I'll have
competition and it's coming to Netflix. Star Search is going
to be bad. Bring what Star Search coming back? Stars
Wars like the original American Idol.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wait, but they're the thing before American Idol.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's basically America's got talent because they do a lot
of things.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, it was like America's got talent and they can
go do whatever.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
But I think there were a lot of celebrities that
were actually on that show. Don't Beyonce do star Search
at some point?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't know, why do a lot? Why bring it
back though? Why just go to America's Got Talent?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Because Netflix wanted to have their own and the way
that they're doing it is it's going to be live
on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So it's yeah, they're going to do like live live.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I see Netflix been starting to do a few live things.
They are also doing live like wwe. I don't know,
like you could do live anything on Netflix. Yeah, which
it wasn't remember it wasn't trying to watch on Netflix.
The oh Jake Paul fy it.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, yeah, that they did the Chris Rock thing live.
I think that was the first one actually, the Chris
Rock thing out. Yeah, Will Smith's happened.
Speaker 13 (11:10):
But yeah, Britney Spears, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Leanne Rhymes, Christina Aguilera,
Dave Chappelle, Alanis Morris, set all of those.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
People as well.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That's the difference between Star Search and the other ones.
Actually we actually found stars on that show.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
Yeah, they did the problem with this though, is that
other shows have already tried to do the American idol thing,
like I don't know the voice, and it doesn't work,
Like it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's they don't blow up as like they used to.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I feel like I wonder if it's just like oversaturation,
you know what I mean, Like you can't pump out
stars like that and have them be accepted the same
way without having like the music, the story, like all
that stuff to go with it.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I feel like nowadays, just like it's not like people
can go like make a starking you made on TikTok,
like it's right, not the same.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Who's gonna host it? Though? At Adams Sandler, Yes, do.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Board you know stars Aart.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Never let me host Star Search. I would love to do.
I gotta be so cool. Look the part you know, Well,
you could be on Star Search. You could go be
a contestant, because it's not just singing. Well, juggle you
could do your music and juggle juggling go down Moses, Yeah,
we said I'll juggle. I could do Chappelle's jokes. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Well, if you've got a talent, Netflix is looking for you.
I don't know if they are, but maybe they will.
Speaking of entertainment, this is gonna be great for people
like Victoria who loves to go to the movies. AMC
is offering half off movie tickets on Wednesdays all summer long.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Bro, they used to do that to Tuesdays. Now it
changed to Wednesday. Well holiday, I might like that mid
afternoon snack and then you get dessert.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, okay, well anyway, that's all.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Right, Okay, I was gonna do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Jubile Show, Jessica is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend named
Lyle of four years might be messing around, so we'll
see if we can help her out.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Hopefully he's not, Jessica, but what's up? Why do you
think Lyle might be cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (13:17):
So?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah, so we've been together for four years. Well lately
he's been leaving the house like late at night and erradically,
claiming to be like running errands, but he just comes
back with nothing. We have a spare room and he
just like sleeps there instead. So I just I'm really
(13:39):
confused by his behavior. Yeah, I mean i'd be too,
that's very suspicious.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I honestly think he's cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well yeah, he's running it. He says they're running errands,
but then they don't ever come back with anything.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'd be like, where are you going? Well, yeah, did
you ask him what erin's are you running? At three
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
He was just saying It's like, I don't know. He
just said family stuff, and I just it's so vague that.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Honestly.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, I think when people are gonna cheat, if you're
gonna cheat and tell you're running errands, at least come
back with like a.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Banana or something like the mill. Try to play it
off a little bit.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Like there were times where I walked past the guest
room and he was on the phone with someone and
I asked him who it was and he said nobody,
Like no one important.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
M okay, I'm trying to think of like, yeah, I
don't want I always hate jumping directly to all they're
cheating on you, but in this case, like trying to
think of what else he could actually be doing that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
This is very vague and uncomfortable. I'm so sorry. Is
he acting different towards you?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Well, yeah, like I think because I've been kind of
very anxious about it. He's been reassuring me, but it
feels like he's lying, so like I feel like for me,
it's mostly like me feeling this gut feeling that.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
I can't trust him right now, So I don't really
know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I'm just really frustrating and like, this is what I
think about all day, all night.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
It's about to blow up, honestly.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, I mean I'd be thinking about that all day too,
and all day night, like where is he going, what
is he doing?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
What's going on? To see if he's not telling you anything,
does he get irritated with you when you start to
ask him questions or anything, Because I mean, if you're
feeling anxiety, he's got to be picking up on the
fact that if he's sleeping in another room that's uncomfortable.
Does he, ever, I don't know, give you attitude or
is he just normal?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Like sometimes he does because I keep mentioning it and
he just tells me again and again like it's nobun
it's no one important. It's like he's not cheating on
me or anything. But then I can't. I don't trust
him right now. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, that all sounds really off. Yeah, all right, well,
you already told us about grocery store.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's a rewards memberrat, so we'll play a song, come back,
and then call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that he's.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
This month's lucky winner of free flowers.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right,
well plas, I'll come back and get your to Catch
a teeter next. Right in the middle of to Catch
Acheter and if you're just joining us, Jessica is on
(16:18):
the phone, and Jessica thinks that her boyfriend of four
years named Lyle might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards member at, and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll see
if he sends those to his girlfriend Jessica or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Jessica, why don't
(16:39):
you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, so my boyfriend has been over the past month
been taking phone calls in the middle of the night
with someone I don't know, and he shuts his burt
in our guest room at night as well. And it's
been making me very anxious. I feel like he's cheating
(17:01):
on me because he tells me it's no one like,
no one important, And how am I supposed to believe that?
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
So, and there's a few times, and there's a few
times where he's running errands in the middle of the
night at like three am, and he comes back at
four or five. And also I noticed that when I
take myself to go to sleep, he notices and then
gets out of the bed and goes on his errands.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
This is making sense for me that he might be cheating.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
All right, we weird behavior, for sure. Are you ready
for us to see to call him?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yeah? Unfortunately?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hello, Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Lyle. Yeah, this is wild, Hey, Lyle,
please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
And actually calling and say congratulations here this month big.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Winner, and for sure, is there anything you need for me?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved floral department.
It's our way of saying thank you very much for
shopping with us. So you've just won thirty six long
sim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
with in the fifty United States, absolutely free. It's actually
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Okay, yeah cool,
(18:31):
you don't need my credit.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Card or anything.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, So now I would just need the name, first
and last of the person that you want to send
them to before anything else.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
All right, can you send them to.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Zoe?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And then yep, Zoe. Okay, Zoe, got it? And is
there anything you'd like to put on a card to Zoe?
Speaker 14 (18:53):
Yeah, you can just put thanks for always having my back,
being able to keep this thing a secret.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
It means the world to me.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And it's at this point I should probably let you
know that your girlfriend Jessica is on the phone and
probably ask some questions.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, we what's this is actually the Jeubill Show. It's
a radio show.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
My name is Jubal, I'm Nina Yam Victoria and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where you
can try to find out if your significant other is
messing around by who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend,
Jessica has been suspicious and thought something might be going on,
and she's on the phone right now and probably has.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Like I said, are you serious now, wile?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Who is Zoe?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Thank god a Jessa.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
Listen, Jessica, she's my cousin. I told you.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Being able to keep the thing a secret. You're so
you're cheating on me. I was right. I was right
this full time. I swear I was right.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Jessica. No, listen gez Zoe is my cousin. Zoe is
my cousin. Listen to me, Jessica.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
My family's been going through a lot of stuff lately.
Has always been helping me plan a surprise for my
parents anniversary.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Okay, sounds why didn't you tell me that it's not?
Speaker 7 (20:07):
She Hey, thank you for saying that. All right?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
When are you doing out at three o'clock five o'clock
in the morning with your cousin?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (20:14):
No, most of the time when I'm walking around at
three or the five am, I'm telling you going on
the errands. Usually I'm just going on walks to clear
my head because there's a lot of going on and
game just outside.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Why would you do that? And you're making me feel
sufficious and I don't feel safe.
Speaker 14 (20:30):
I don't mean to make you feel unsafe, but I've
been working on this. I've been trying to plan and
I want everything to go well, and I needed it
to be a secret, and you're terribly at keeping secrets.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Okay, that the only thing I did to tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Is it that stressful? A plan a part like for
your parents. That's such a nice thing to do, but
you need to stay up at five o'clock in the morning,
you go on and walk away.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Yeah, I'm just there's a lot of stuff going on
in my face.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
It's not just the surprise, but it's just like a
lot of times I need to clear my head and
I don't want to stress her out. I don't want
her also to drop any news of of what's going on,
because I want to do a good thing.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Okay, I know it's private, but like, you should open
up yourself more to me. You know, I care about you.
I care about what goes on in your life. You
don't have to hide for me. I care about you too,
I love you. I just I was just.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Worried that you were you were going to feel like
you needed to tell them.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Wait, why didn't you just tell me that? Because now
I think I have two problems?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
What you What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Well?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
One, I just accused you of cheating and you're obviously
not it too.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
How the hell am I supposed to keep the secret?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Now?
Speaker 8 (21:45):
I already want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
The Jubile shows to cheater in the dictionary.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
You know what you'll find picture me No, the definition
of the word idiot, which you are.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's almost time for America's a favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Caliuchi tickets. Can Victoria get
back to her winning streak of one today?
Speaker 12 (22:21):
About it?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I am not over it. Let's not talk about it.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Call right now if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one o six one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also d m us at the Jubil Show or go
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what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'm really not over it. I should have won yesterday.
That was a win. I had the answers, except that
it was the answers that I told you say the
answer I did just after the bat. I knew it
because I was singing a song. You got to focus, Victoria.
I have no focus ability. No, you know this.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
I don't know what you want?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
A special rule for Victoria. Yeah, you have forty five
days to answer the question.
Speaker 16 (23:02):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, it's not fair.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You have ninety days I answer the question and if
you don't get in that time.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Now, you're making a joke. I just want to at
least a few more seconds after If I know fine,
I'm fine. All right, We'll play you verse Victoria next.
It's the Jewel Show. Not fine. Can you fly this
plane and landed?
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Surely you can't be serious.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
I am serious, and don't call me.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Surely.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Callius. You tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Devin. We'll stop Devin.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Hey, Hey, you think you have what it takes to
stop Victoria to getting to her huge wind streak of one.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
I mean I like to think I know things, so.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
She does too.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Like, all right, we're going to see Victoria out of
the studio, and here we go, Devin, while she's leaving
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to be you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Devin. Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
What's the name of the process by which caterpillars turn
into butterflies? Who directed movies like Et, Jurassic Park and.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Jaws seven Sielberg?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
What's the currency used in the United Kingdom hounds? What
is the name of the mountain range that includes Mount Everest?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
What planet has a day longer than it's here? Okay,
got that in.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's getting
settled and putting her headphones on and stuff, here's a
question for you, Devin. Oh my god, what's the most
bizarre compliment you've ever received?
Speaker 17 (25:04):
I mean, it's not really bizarre, but I was standing
at like the liquor aisle at a grocery store one
summer day, and this random man complimented my pedicure, which
was just uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
That is an uncomfortable don't do that.
Speaker 17 (25:23):
I'm like listening to them, like page it overhead that
like we need assistance, and I'm like, cool.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, Like commenting on nails is one thing, like oh,
those are cute nails or that's a cool color, right,
But like I was just looking at your toes, lady.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Digging what I'm seeing. Thank God for roping shoes, right,
because people are like, who are the people that are
on foot? You saw one in a while?
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah, the sandals idea.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
All right, Victoria's back in studio and ready to go.
And here we go, Victoria the liquor isle. Thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
To answer. Just make questions as possible. If you don't
know what to lose, now, just say pass. That's not funny,
and you're gone.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You have to be Devin outright to win. And Devin,
you can tell Victoria whin to.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
God, what's the name of the process by which caterpillars
turn into butterflies?
Speaker 16 (26:18):
Men?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Overs is who directed the movies et Jurassic Park, and
jaws seem so word. What's the currency used in the
United Kingdom coins? What is the name of the mountain
range that includes Mount Everest?
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh, I don't know best. What planet has a day
longer than it's here?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What you feel like? I shouldn't wait?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Wait wait wait wait, oh my gosh, wait wait wa
wait wait wait, I can't think. I don't wait wait
wait wait, I'm sorry wait, I'm finally no.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, that was a full glitch. Did you could have
said passed and we moved on to the next one.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I know, but I knew I wait, pause, I just
I can't think, wait to.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Say, I can't think of what I just said. Victoria
just malfunctioned.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Wow, okay, it was really weird. All right, you fake
this up?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know you're handle so much. It's okay, honey. Let's
send it over to the scoreboard and.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
See how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer, Brad,
I've never seen you glitch like that.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Too correct, Please don't say it, please do Victoria, I
got too correct, Devin, you win.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Because Victoria had to beat you out right. I need
to go home and cry.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Congratulations, you got kalthy us tickets, and you witnessed the
biggest Victoria glitch moment ever.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I can't. That's a nice way to put it. Yeah,
all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
The process why which caterpillar a turn into butterflies as metamorphosis?
The director of E T Jurassic Parking Jaws is Steven Spielberg.
The currency used in the United Kingdom is the pound sterling.
The name of the mountain range that includes Mount Everest
is the Himalayas.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Dang it.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
The planet that has a day longer than it's year
which caused the glitch?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Wait? Is Venus? Can you repeat the question?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
The planet that has a day longer than it's year.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
That's yeah, never mind, I'm not gonna know as far
as to do with that. I'm so locked. It did
it again. Yeah, it started glitching again. This is great. Well,
just this question. If we need a glitch, it's a
day longer than it's year. A plant. Wait, a planet
that has a day longer than it's year.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 13 (28:37):
It takes longer for it to rotate than it does
to go around the sun.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
We're glitching again, I think. Okay, Devin, thank you for
playing No congratulations, play you vers Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
If you want to play this, I have to do
his d MS at the Jubel Show or go to
the Jebel Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I think I know what it is. I think a
little hamster who's like running my brain. He took his
lunch break. Just be back in fifteen minutes. Yeah, that
amster has ada too.
Speaker 16 (29:24):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (29:31):
Celeste is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Shane.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, so Letste how long has
it been since you heard from Shane?
Speaker 11 (29:44):
It feels like like two weeks, but it's honestly probably
been like two days. Wait, I swear like you know
when you're like waiting and you're just like okay, I
see like you left me on Red like I know
you read it.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I know.
Speaker 11 (30:02):
So he's just like, I don't know, like making some
kind of like major life decision to call me back.
But it's like it's very confusing. I have no idea
what happened, because like in my mind we had an
amazing time to kill her. Yeah, like it was just
a date that went really really well, like definitely stood
(30:23):
out in my mind. We went to top Isar first.
It was cute, viby, just like small bites, little cocktails,
even like mocktails like you can pick and choose, like
to during adventure. Super fun. He was like super chill,
not like cocky, you know, but like love he hot,
(30:45):
like just like a very inner confidence, you know, like
he didn't have to broadcast it, you know, like he
just had it, you know. And yeah, and like so
he said he loved to dance, so I was like, okay,
like let's do this, you know. And I got us
into nightclub uh no wine, and I happened to know
(31:09):
the DJ, and Jane said he'd always wanted to go,
so I made it happen, and it was like we
were just really vibing, like we were dancing. The energy
was fire. I thought, like I thought we were vibing hard,
you know, And I mean we were like flirting hands
on hess like got a little funny uh good clubby Fluddy,
(31:32):
you know, and he smells really good, and it was
just like it was perfect, honestly, And I don't understand
why he would just like vanish, you know, like he
was sweet. He wasn't trying too hard, I mean, but
(31:52):
he was like clearly into me. I mean he was
giving me a lot of like positive body languids. But
like then he would let me take the lead, which
is kind of rare. You know, most guys like need
to be in charge. But I don't know, Sane like
just let me shine, you know, and that's hot. So
(32:15):
I mean, I don't know. He like looked at me
while we were dancing, and it was more than just
checking me out, you know. It was like he like
saw me, you know, like there was it was like
a real connection. So I just probably overthinking this, But
(32:37):
like I told you, I've had time I think about this,
like full two days, like full twenty four hour rotations.
So I have been thinking about this a lot, and
I'm like, Okay, what could have gone wrong? And like
maybe I spent a little too long in the DJ booth,
(32:57):
you know, but I mean it was mostly for the content,
you know, I don't think it was that long, but
like when I think back, I'm like, okay, maybe I
was in there for like an hour.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
So when you were in the DJ.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Booth, he was on the dance floor, Like I saw
him and I made eye contact, and I even like
did a shout out, you know, and I yeah, like
I totally called him out. I even tagged him in
the TikTok I made from the club, and there was
(33:35):
like no reaction. So I texted him actually yeah, and
I was like, hey, I tagged you, and that was
what he left on red. So I just like, I
don't get it. I'm became baffled.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, all right, well we'll try to figure it out
for you.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Pa come back and then.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Call in the CEF Hotels why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date. Yeah, okay, all right,
we'll get your first day follow up right after this.
(34:29):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up,
and if you're just joining us, a Celesti is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by Shane. So in
a second we're gonna call him and see if you'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date. But before we do that, refresh our
memory about your day with Shane.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Yeah, no problem. I had an awesome time with this guy.
Like we went to a super fun club, We danced,
and then I head up the DJ booth because I
like knew the DJ and I think somewhere between us
like being heard on the dance floor and me getting
up in the DJ boots, there was some kind of
(35:04):
disconnect because, like, I'm not sure what happened. I tagged
him in the TikTok asked him like do you have
your time? Like do you see the TikTok? And he's
like like he's just left me on red.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah that's not awesome. Yeah all right, well we'll see
if we can figure it out for you. Are you
ready for us to call him?
Speaker 11 (35:21):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
All right? Hello, Hi man, speak to Shane please. Yeah,
Hey Shane, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. Hi Shane. I'm Nina. Hi,
(35:43):
I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal. How are you.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
That's not why I thought what happened when I said
of this song, I'm it's going on.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
We're calling you today because we do a segment on
the show that's called the first Aid follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and then you ghost them, they can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you, Shane.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Okay, a ghost insane.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
I know exactly what I mean.
Speaker 16 (36:12):
I've only been on one day.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
So it's Celeste.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Right, yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
So Celeste is wondering why you're ghosting or she thought
you guys had a really good time and she liked
you a lot, telling yeah.
Speaker 16 (36:25):
I probably shouldn't have like done that, like handled it
a different a little differently, but yeah, I totally ghosted her.
And honestly it was like way more than I can handle, just.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Just a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
You know what does that mean?
Speaker 16 (36:41):
All right, Well that it started out like fine, like
dinner was great.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
It was fun and.
Speaker 16 (36:47):
Chill conversation, like good energy. She's you know, I goes, oh,
this girl seems fun. Then after that she like completely
turned into like a different person, like a whole different
even being. And so we leave the the restaurant and
then like boom, this like light comes out. She like
(37:08):
has her own like ring light that like is attached
to her phone and she's filming like review and I
was like, oh no, but I'm fine, you know, like
you do that stuff. And I guess people make money
being like influencer types or whatever. And but then we
get to the club and she like turns into my
characters with this like alter ego that she refers to
(37:31):
as selly cell, like from celest or something.
Speaker 8 (37:35):
And then like, oh, that that's a lot.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
For me to chew on.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
And then she she it's.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
Cute to hear about maybe, but when you're there, it's
a little different. And she like gets on the mic,
like the DJ mic. She like hops in the boost.
She's been here before, but it's my first time at
the club. She like got me in or whatever, and
she called out my name and told like all the
girls that like that's my man, and I was hers
(38:05):
and all this, and she pointed at some girls dancing
like in my vicinity like kinda and yelled at them like.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
Told them to back really like super regressive.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah on the microphone.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Yeah yeah, I'm heard of the whole you know.
Speaker 16 (38:19):
And I'm just like this dude in there, I don't
even I don't even know what to do with my hands,
you know, like I'm like drinking too much, just.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
Trying to It's just awful.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
And so I just bailed. I like totally left.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
You just left. You didn't say her anything.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
I just scooted the hell out of there.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, Shane, are you sure there's no chance of another.
Speaker 16 (38:47):
I'm real positive about that, Like, I'm sure she would
have been, Like she's always like a good person to
run into if you, like you weren't dating or on that. Like,
I think there's probably something very fun about her, but
like I cannot handle that level filming everything and like
the sort of social media persona interspecting with maybe who
(39:08):
she really is, and then her not knowing who that
person really is at the same there's no I have
no I'm not a psychologist. I can't.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
She's on the phone, Shane wants to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Yeah, Hi, Hi, I'm here, Like, oh my god, I
can't believe you last, Like you just abandoned me.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
You really wait, I'm sorry you didn't know I left.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
No, I saw you and I like waved and I
did a little winky phase and I like called you
out on the dance floor and I was like I
was clean, like I was trying to make you feel special.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
That didn't translate.
Speaker 16 (39:52):
Really, there's kind of a difference between making someone feel
special in making them feel like that they're on like
an episode.
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Of Bad Girls Club or something.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
It felt like I was.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
I can't guys, I swear to god.
Speaker 16 (40:07):
I was like looking around for cameras because I didn't
think some I thought, wow, someone was.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
Putting me up to summer. Did you leave before or
after we made out?
Speaker 7 (40:16):
We didn't make out?
Speaker 8 (40:18):
That was someone else?
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Why?
Speaker 11 (40:25):
Oh my god, no, are you kidding me? I mean
it was super dark and there were like strobe lights,
but like, what the last.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
How did you do this to me?
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Maybe make out with someone else? Like no, I was
thrown into that situation. I had no choice. Why would
you do that to me?
Speaker 7 (40:51):
If you get.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
Anything out of our time together, you have to know
you got to tap on the brakes a little bit.
I think there's a little oh my god, so much consumptive.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Oh wait, oh my god, I'm must see who Mark is.
Guys like texting me NonStop and like who is that?
I didn't even care because I was like wanting to
talk to you.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
But by Bobby Boo.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Like day I feel like you guys have to try
and yeah, Shane, would you like to go out with
Less one more time? We'll pay for it, Shane.
Speaker 16 (41:29):
I think we should get to the bottom of why
Mark h feels ghosted and just you should just go
that route with this storyline here and then I will
I will just make my departure.
Speaker 7 (41:41):
The answer is new.
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Yeah that I thought Mark was you? Like I wanted
to make up with you.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
I have no respond I don't even know you.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Are you sure, Shane?
Speaker 7 (41:54):
I'm super sure.
Speaker 16 (41:56):
I just have never been more sure about anything in
my life.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
I mean, what do you want you to send me?
Speaker 8 (42:02):
My god, I'm a little hurt.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
I'm gonna be honest, a little drop.
Speaker 16 (42:09):
I think it's still or you've been drinking since noon
or something in morning.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
No, No, this is just me c Less.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I'm sorry. It doesn't sound like he wants to go
out again, but thankfully you have Mark still on the
back burner.
Speaker 11 (42:25):
So rude. Yeah, I mean, I guess we'll find out
if Mark's really cute. I mean, I don't remember. I
thought it was a Shameles first date.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Fallow up. It just takes three minutes to get everything
you need to know.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
For the day with Nina's What's trending brought to you
by Muncal Shud being going auburn your home for machineo who.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
You could have a little bit of the Pope in
your home and it would be worth a lot of money.
So the Pope now has his own trading card and
it's breaking collectible.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Right, have trading cards?
Speaker 5 (42:56):
I don't know if they all do, but TOPS came
out with the well maybe because it's the North American.
Oh okay, so TOPS trading cards RCA right right now, that.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Makes sense, So maybe that's American pope very crazy.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Yeah, it is crazy, but he does have his own
trading card that's beating out lound a messy Lebron James
John Cena. His card is more valuable than all of theirs.
I mean, I feel like that feels obvious to me too.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
It's his rookie card of course, yes, Jesus like with them,
so that's like in the card. Yeah, well, I mean, oh,
like he was behind him or something else.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
With you to Victoria. I mean, hey and get that blessed.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Oh well, it is listed on eBay because they only
made a select amount of them, so once they're gone,
they're gone. But right now prices are just at fifty
nine to ninety nine plus shipping and handling of course,
which doesn't feel like it's too that much, but I
think it will be a lot more.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Is that where they normally sell those on eBay?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
There's a lot of cards, some trading type stuff on eBay.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Well, it's not like the actual company selling it on eBay.
They've sold them all. Yeah, okay, thanks for explaining that. Hey,
the Pope is raising the roof in the card. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah,
his hands in the air. It looks you call it
raising the roof. He calls it talking to his boss.
That's truely.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yeah, so you could get that framed and have it
like really nice in your house.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
If you have. I see a couple for twenty three
bucks here, probably should order him.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
Is the pope middle management?
Speaker 16 (44:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Uh, executive assistant? Yeah, I think yeah, i'd the executive. Yeah.
Can we call the pope that is like the boss? Yeah,
the boss, the boss.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It would be got in that situation, little guy named
Jesus matter at him. He'll be second in charge, and
then the Pope is just like the guy that talks
to him, and then they tell yeah really, yeah, he's
an ambassadas like an enforcer. He's a yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I really want to ask my grandma like this question
because I'm very curious, but I wonder if she'll get madame.
I have asked real question, but like it's an actual question,
like yikes. Well yeah, like is it middle management upper management?
Like how would you describe it in an office setting?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 13 (45:18):
I know that here at this company, we have a boss,
the top boss, and all the people between that person
and me just forward me his emails, right, and that
that's middle management.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
So you yourself to the pope.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
No no, no, I'm comparing.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Our boss to the Pope.
Speaker 13 (45:35):
All his whole job is forward emails, and I feel
like the Pope's job.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Is basically Yeah. He comes out and then he's like, hey,
I just got this email. It says that, like now
the church is cool with with this thing. You know,
it's more important than you guys hop on teams later.
Uh so because I got an email from God and
we got to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
That's what he does to circle back around in the
last century.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, feels more synergy than everything. So just like maybe,
but like our recruiting numbers down Cardinal Steve, I'm gonna
need your lunch for our meeting.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
That's trending.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Hello, Hi, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do awesome?
Speaker 7 (46:25):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (46:26):
So?
Speaker 15 (46:28):
I've always been somebody that's been really creative when it
comes to getting back at somebody and can do it
without hit getting traits back to me.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
So great.
Speaker 15 (46:40):
So I recently went through a horrible breakup after an
even worse relationship that just like drained.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Me financially for a long time.
Speaker 12 (46:50):
And so you.
Speaker 15 (46:51):
Know how grocery stores will give you fuel points for
like every one hundred bucks you spend. I've been using
her number at the gas pump and stealing her reward points.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
You know what I've had that happen to me. You
have to have somebody to use my number to take
another what do they use just like.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
A phone number? Yeah? Right right? Yeah, I've also done
it to somebody. I didn't even know that. I didn't
realize how many it was to do to somebody.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Well, mine was also like so a long time ago,
I was in the check online at the grocery store
and there was this girl.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I thought was cute.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
So when she gave her number to the checker, I
took down her number because I want her number.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
What, super creepy, glad, this is a dirty little secret,
super creepy.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
And then I just texted it. Just had to try
to start a conversation, right, and she never texted back.
So and then for a while I used her number
at the gas station to get the points. What you
should have never said that out loud. Thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret, though.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
We are so thankful because not only did you teach
us something, you cracked open a story ever heard otherwise.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
A day Bye, Hello, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (48:07):
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (48:09):
I do?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I'm sweet? What is it?
Speaker 3 (48:11):
So?
Speaker 18 (48:12):
I have been in and out of a relationship for
the last three years with the same person, and we've
kind of broken up and got back together. And when
we were apart, we were saying other people and I
was not able to finish without picturing him. So the
entire time that we were separate, I was sleeping with
other people.
Speaker 16 (48:31):
I was picturing him.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh wow, So it's a dirty little secret from those people.
Speaker 18 (48:39):
Now we're actually back together, ironically, and I just am
so in love with them, like I haven't been picturing
anyone else. But I also have like a baby cake,
So every time we have sex, I picture him getting
me pregnant.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Wait, okay, I don't know. I don't know if that's
a kink.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
I think that there are a lot of women that
think that way when they're with somebody that they're really
in love with. Because me just want to create something
that's both of yours together.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
So you want to have a baby with this person. Okay,
does he feel the same way.
Speaker 18 (49:11):
I think he's coming around you.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I have the same thing, but it usually turns people
off because you know, I like women, and so I'll
be with a woman.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
But I picture me getting pregnant from it.
Speaker 11 (49:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah, and then I poked my belly out and act
pregnant behavior.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
How do they react to that?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
They usually run, Well, they're going to stay fit. Thank
you for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Thank you bye. What's your dirty little secret?
What's something that you didn't realize until you were way
too old to realize it?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a double show.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You know, things like did you know that corn beef
is not from cows that are only fed corn?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It is shocker, I don't believe you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Or how many times have you said we gotta nip
this problem right in the butt? Case half people look
down at their button, then look at you and go
what And maybe you just learned it's not that it's
nip it in the bud. Yeah, it doesn't make sense
when you say nip it in the bud? What's a bud?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The flower plant? You know that bud?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You can cut it off at the bud so it
doesn't grow anymore, but a lot more, or you just
nip somebody's butt.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Either way. Well, there's a.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Trend going viral of people sharing the things that they
realized embarrassingly too late. And we'll go over it now
so you can laugh and feel superior if you already
knew these things. Also, what's something you didn't realize until
you were way too old to realize it? Call us
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also text us at four one O six one,
and we'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's the double show.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Marshmallows were vegetables until I was twenty seven, Okay. I
genuinely thought they were the inside of those reeds that
grow in ponds and cooked and covered and powdered sugar.
So you're like twenty six years old and you're just like,
I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Can I get them? Just marshmallows? Please? Who told you that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's a text message we got in at four one
o six one because there's a trend going viral as
people sharing the things that they didn't realize until they
were way too old to realize it.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What's something it took you way too long to realize?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Call us eight eight eight three four three one six
one or text us four one o six one. It's
hot as Hades, not it's hot as Haiti.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Somebody put, Oh, so you just need to add this, well,
Haiti this means a completely different thing, esause Haiti is
a place.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh I never realized that that's a country.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That blind crossing is a type of intersection, not a
descriptor for a type of crossing for people that are blind.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So I was like, that's cool. Damn blind crossing for people.
That's awesome. I don't think I knew that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Someone texted in a four one six one and says
something that they didn't realize until they were way too
old to realize it, that Kansas City is not in Kansas.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That took me a long time too. That's also just dumb.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
There is also a Kansas City, Kansas, though. Is Kansas
City the one that everybody talks about is Missouri, right,
But I think there is a Kansas City, Kansas as well.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's in both states. That is it actually in bol
pretty sure? I'm looking at it right now because I'm curious.
Did we just realize it's way too late?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We're all just getting there going over a turn of
people sharing the things that they didn't realize until they
were way too old to realize it. Someone texted in
at four hunt six one and says, I was in
high school by the time I realized it was laptop
and not lab top.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's my lastop because you go to the computer lab.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
A lot of these are actually quite logical. Yeah, here's
another one that I actually just learned a little bit ago.
Pipe cleaners aren't just for things use for crafts. It
was obviously in the name, Yeah, clean pipes, says, But
I was in my thirties before I realized they were
for cleaning tobacco pipes.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I thought they were like twisting up and making little
spiders and things like that for crafts. I don't think
googly eyes on them, Like, why do they call these
pipe cleaner? It's so weird spighter with Google eye makers
or some Really, I didn't know it was for pipe pipes.
I thought it was like for plumbing pipes.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, no, plumbing pipe is so tiny.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
They ripped it apart and then they gave it a
cute nickname, like there's a part of something.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Pipes watch yourself, hey Cooper.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I didn't realize the phrase I couldn't care less was
I couldn't care less.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
I always thought it's been I could care less.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah. That one has always bugging me, And people do
not like it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
When you're in argument with them and they say that
I could care less, and you're like, oh, sweet, so
you care a lot, right, And they're like, what.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
Until about it?
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Last week?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
To say that you could care less means you got
some care in you right, If you couldn't care less,
you don't care at all?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know I feel about that phrase takes care less.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Any time I've said that to somebody in argument, though
they literally their head explode.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's one of my favorite things to do in an argument.
It's just like that awesome. So what you're saying is
you care? No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I said I could care less exactly. Guess what I
couldn't care less. There's no care left in my body
the check right now, no care, but you've got extra
care in the tank.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Sucker lost got It is really appuriating, I added to
not at one point in life, So I say I
could not care less.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, somebody else said I didn't know that pickles were
made for cucumbers until I was twenty four and in
the middle of getting my bachelor's degree.
Speaker 10 (04:58):
I dig it pop and to learn that whey would
you learn that it literally is a cucumber.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Somebody texted in six and said I was on vacation
with my friend in Hawaii and they were like, why
is Alaska covered in snow when it's so close to Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Because they were looking at the map and now they're close.
I can't say Alaska anywhere there.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Where's the box it's supposed to be in.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, Hi, this is Detective Peter North calling from the
police department. I was looking for Lucas blank.
Speaker 12 (05:43):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Wait, sorry, you say police.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yes, Detective Peter North from the police department. I think
we need to have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Lucas.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Uh, what is everyone?
Speaker 11 (05:58):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Yeah, I'm here?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Is everyone? Okay? Those are interesting words.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I think you know why I'm calling me, So I
don't know why you're calling Okay, Lucas, I'm gonna say
it right out of the gate here. Lying to a
police officer is a crime.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Oh, I'm aware, and I don't want to add.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Any more charges to what you know you already did.
Speaker 12 (06:29):
I'm sorry, I don't I'm not following.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, I've been following you ever since the other day,
and I couldn't believe how bold you were.
Speaker 12 (06:46):
Sorry, this is the Lucas that you said that you're
trying to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Maybe there's two of us.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'm gonna need to I'm gon needs to come down
to the department for questioning.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
About for what.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, the other day I was in a coffee shop
in my morning coffee and I overheard your conversation. You
want to talk to me about.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
That my conversation.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
And I'll read off my notes here because I wrote
it down.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Okay, sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I've just got to go get some poison and some
gloves and then I'll kill them. And then you added,
I need to put them in a dumpster where there
are no cameras because I don't want to throw them
away at home.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
Oh okay, all right, this is well few man.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I don't know why this is funny to you. Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
You were hearing something and I can see how you
jumped conclusions.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
But you.
Speaker 12 (07:52):
So, I was talking to my girlfriend weeds at our house.
There's so much like everywhere, there's just we you like
just to we have to get rid the plant, the
invasive thing that you want out of your.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Lawnch Lucas, do you think that I was born yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I've been an officer in this precinct for twenty five years.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
I don't don't. I don't think you're listening to me
that this is a misunderstand I will personally come down
there myself to have this conversation in person so we
can clear this up because I respect the law.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
But no one was murdered.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, oh really, I think the Robinsons would disagree with that.
Someone was murdered three houses down from you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Same day. I heard that conversation.
Speaker 12 (08:44):
Look, look, I promised I was. I was talking about weeds.
Was just yard work, all right, I swear I was.
I was talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
How much regard you have for human life weeds.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
Listen, please please don't.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I will.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
I will help in any way you need me with
this case, but I that will stay on there. This
is my job. I can't have officers coming in here,
even if it's not.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
For well, where you're going, you'll have a new job.
I'm making license plates or something like that. Lucas, you
don't need this job anymore. I'm gonna have them put.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I didn't drag you down here, and then I'm gonna
kiss you straight on the mouth.
Speaker 11 (09:23):
What did you just say?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I'm gonna get you down to the precinct, sit you
down on a chair, and I'm just gonna lay it
on those sweet lips of yours.
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Okay, I need your badge number today.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Hey, Lucas, this is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
She said that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You like, she always gives you crap about talking on
your speakerphone in public, and you guys are having a
conversation about weeding the other day and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 12 (09:54):
Oh you messed with me good.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
I was stressed.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Oh man, I actually thought I was going to be
lagged out of the office and handcuffs for waiting.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Wake up every morning with double phone Franks. It's time
for nimas.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
What's trending American Idol and America's got talent. I'll have
competition and it's coming to Netflix. Star Search is going
to be bad. Bring what Star Search coming back? Stars
Wars like the original American Idol.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wait, but they're the thing before American Idol.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's basically America's got talent because they do a lot
of things.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, it was like America's got talent and they can
go do whatever.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
But I think there were a lot of celebrities that
were actually on that show. Don't Beyonce do star Search
at some point?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't know, why do a lot? Why bring it
back though? Why just go to America's Got Talent?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Because Netflix wanted to have their own and the way
that they're doing it is it's going to be live
on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So it's yeah, they're going to do like live live.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I see Netflix been starting to do a few live things.
They are also doing live like wwe. I don't know,
like you could do live anything on Netflix. Yeah, which
it wasn't remember it wasn't trying to watch on Netflix.
The oh Jake Paul fy it.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, yeah, that they did the Chris Rock thing live.
I think that was the first one actually, the Chris
Rock thing out. Yeah, Will Smith's happened.
Speaker 13 (11:10):
But yeah, Britney Spears, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Leanne Rhymes, Christina Aguilera,
Dave Chappelle, Alanis Morris, set all of those.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
People as well.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That's the difference between Star Search and the other ones.
Actually we actually found stars on that show.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
Yeah, they did the problem with this though, is that
other shows have already tried to do the American idol thing,
like I don't know the voice, and it doesn't work,
Like it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's they don't blow up as like they used to.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I feel like I wonder if it's just like oversaturation,
you know what I mean, Like you can't pump out
stars like that and have them be accepted the same
way without having like the music, the story, like all
that stuff to go with it.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I feel like nowadays, just like it's not like people
can go like make a starking you made on TikTok,
like it's right, not the same.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Who's gonna host it? Though? At Adams Sandler, Yes, do.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Board you know stars Aart.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Never let me host Star Search. I would love to do.
I gotta be so cool. Look the part you know, Well,
you could be on Star Search. You could go be
a contestant, because it's not just singing. Well, juggle you
could do your music and juggle juggling go down Moses, Yeah,
we said I'll juggle. I could do Chappelle's jokes. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Well, if you've got a talent, Netflix is looking for you.
I don't know if they are, but maybe they will.
Speaking of entertainment, this is gonna be great for people
like Victoria who loves to go to the movies. AMC
is offering half off movie tickets on Wednesdays all summer long.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Bro, they used to do that to Tuesdays. Now it
changed to Wednesday. Well holiday, I might like that mid
afternoon snack and then you get dessert.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, okay, well anyway, that's all.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Right, Okay, I was gonna do.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Jubile Show, Jessica is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend named
Lyle of four years might be messing around, so we'll
see if we can help her out.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Hopefully he's not, Jessica, but what's up? Why do you
think Lyle might be cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (13:17):
So?
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah, so we've been together for four years. Well lately
he's been leaving the house like late at night and erradically,
claiming to be like running errands, but he just comes
back with nothing. We have a spare room and he
just like sleeps there instead. So I just I'm really
(13:39):
confused by his behavior. Yeah, I mean i'd be too,
that's very suspicious.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I honestly think he's cheating on me.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well yeah, he's running it. He says they're running errands,
but then they don't ever come back with anything.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I'd be like, where are you going? Well, yeah, did
you ask him what erin's are you running? At three
o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
He was just saying It's like, I don't know. He
just said family stuff, and I just it's so vague that.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Honestly.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah, I think when people are gonna cheat, if you're
gonna cheat and tell you're running errands, at least come
back with like a.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Banana or something like the mill. Try to play it
off a little bit.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Like there were times where I walked past the guest
room and he was on the phone with someone and
I asked him who it was and he said nobody,
Like no one important.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
M okay, I'm trying to think of like, yeah, I
don't want I always hate jumping directly to all they're
cheating on you, but in this case, like trying to
think of what else he could actually be doing that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
This is very vague and uncomfortable. I'm so sorry. Is
he acting different towards you?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Well, yeah, like I think because I've been kind of
very anxious about it. He's been reassuring me, but it
feels like he's lying, so like I feel like for me,
it's mostly like me feeling this gut feeling that.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
I can't trust him right now, So I don't really
know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I'm just really frustrating and like, this is what I
think about all day, all night.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
It's about to blow up, honestly.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, I mean I'd be thinking about that all day too,
and all day night, like where is he going, what
is he doing?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
What's going on? To see if he's not telling you anything,
does he get irritated with you when you start to
ask him questions or anything, Because I mean, if you're
feeling anxiety, he's got to be picking up on the
fact that if he's sleeping in another room that's uncomfortable.
Does he, ever, I don't know, give you attitude or
is he just normal?
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Like sometimes he does because I keep mentioning it and
he just tells me again and again like it's nobun
it's no one important. It's like he's not cheating on
me or anything. But then I can't. I don't trust
him right now. I just don't.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, that all sounds really off. Yeah, all right, well,
you already told us about grocery store.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He's a rewards memberrat, so we'll play a song, come back,
and then call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that he's.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
This month's lucky winner of free flowers.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right,
well plas, I'll come back and get your to Catch
a teeter next. Right in the middle of to Catch
Acheter and if you're just joining us, Jessica is on
(16:18):
the phone, and Jessica thinks that her boyfriend of four
years named Lyle might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards member at, and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floor apartment, and we'll see
if he sends those to his girlfriend Jessica or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Jessica, why don't
(16:39):
you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, so my boyfriend has been over the past month
been taking phone calls in the middle of the night
with someone I don't know, and he shuts his burt
in our guest room at night as well. And it's
been making me very anxious. I feel like he's cheating
(17:01):
on me because he tells me it's no one like,
no one important, And how am I supposed to believe that?
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
So, and there's a few times, and there's a few
times where he's running errands in the middle of the
night at like three am, and he comes back at
four or five. And also I noticed that when I
take myself to go to sleep, he notices and then
gets out of the bed and goes on his errands.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
This is making sense for me that he might be cheating.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
All right, we weird behavior, for sure. Are you ready
for us to see to call him?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Yeah? Unfortunately?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
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for our rewards card member named Lyle. Yeah, this is wild, Hey, Lyle,
please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
And actually calling and say congratulations here this month big.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Winner, and for sure, is there anything you need for me?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved floral department.
It's our way of saying thank you very much for
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a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
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(18:31):
you don't need my credit.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Card or anything.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, So now I would just need the name, first
and last of the person that you want to send
them to before anything else.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
All right, can you send them to.
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Zoe?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And then yep, Zoe. Okay, Zoe, got it? And is
there anything you'd like to put on a card to Zoe?
Speaker 14 (18:53):
Yeah, you can just put thanks for always having my back,
being able to keep this thing a secret.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
It means the world to me.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And it's at this point I should probably let you
know that your girlfriend Jessica is on the phone and
probably ask some questions.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, we what's this is actually the Jeubill Show. It's
a radio show.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
My name is Jubal, I'm Nina Yam Victoria and we
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where you
can try to find out if your significant other is
messing around by who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend,
Jessica has been suspicious and thought something might be going on,
and she's on the phone right now and probably has.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Like I said, are you serious now, wile?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Who is Zoe?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Thank god a Jessa.
Speaker 7 (19:35):
Listen, Jessica, she's my cousin. I told you.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
Being able to keep the thing a secret. You're so
you're cheating on me. I was right. I was right
this full time. I swear I was right.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Jessica. No, listen gez Zoe is my cousin. Zoe is
my cousin. Listen to me, Jessica.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
My family's been going through a lot of stuff lately.
Has always been helping me plan a surprise for my
parents anniversary.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Okay, sounds why didn't you tell me that it's not?
Speaker 7 (20:07):
She Hey, thank you for saying that. All right?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
When are you doing out at three o'clock five o'clock
in the morning with your cousin?
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (20:14):
No, most of the time when I'm walking around at
three or the five am, I'm telling you going on
the errands. Usually I'm just going on walks to clear
my head because there's a lot of going on and
game just outside.
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Why would you do that? And you're making me feel
sufficious and I don't feel safe.
Speaker 14 (20:30):
I don't mean to make you feel unsafe, but I've
been working on this. I've been trying to plan and
I want everything to go well, and I needed it
to be a secret, and you're terribly at keeping secrets.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Okay, that the only thing I did to tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Is it that stressful? A plan a part like for
your parents. That's such a nice thing to do, but
you need to stay up at five o'clock in the morning,
you go on and walk away.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Yeah, I'm just there's a lot of stuff going on
in my face.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
It's not just the surprise, but it's just like a
lot of times I need to clear my head and
I don't want to stress her out. I don't want
her also to drop any news of of what's going on,
because I want to do a good thing.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Okay, I know it's private, but like, you should open
up yourself more to me. You know, I care about you.
I care about what goes on in your life. You
don't have to hide for me. I care about you too,
I love you. I just I was just.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Worried that you were you were going to feel like
you needed to tell them.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Wait, why didn't you just tell me that? Because now
I think I have two problems?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
What you What do you mean?
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Well?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
One, I just accused you of cheating and you're obviously
not it too.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
How the hell am I supposed to keep the secret?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Now?
Speaker 8 (21:45):
I already want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
The Jubile shows to cheater in the dictionary.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
You know what you'll find picture me No, the definition
of the word idiot, which you are.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
It's almost time for America's a favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Caliuchi tickets. Can Victoria get
back to her winning streak of one today?
Speaker 12 (22:21):
About it?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I am not over it. Let's not talk about it.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Call right now if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one o six one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also d m us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have
what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'm really not over it. I should have won yesterday.
That was a win. I had the answers, except that
it was the answers that I told you say the
answer I did just after the bat. I knew it
because I was singing a song. You got to focus, Victoria.
I have no focus ability. No, you know this.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
I don't know what you want?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
A special rule for Victoria. Yeah, you have forty five
days to answer the question.
Speaker 16 (23:02):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, it's not fair.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You have ninety days I answer the question and if
you don't get in that time.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Now, you're making a joke. I just want to at
least a few more seconds after If I know fine,
I'm fine. All right, We'll play you verse Victoria next.
It's the Jewel Show. Not fine. Can you fly this
plane and landed?
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Surely you can't be serious.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
I am serious, and don't call me.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Surely.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Callius. You tickets today, and let's meet
our contestant for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Devin. We'll stop Devin.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Hey, Hey, you think you have what it takes to
stop Victoria to getting to her huge wind streak of one.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
I mean I like to think I know things, so.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
She does too.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Like, all right, we're going to see Victoria out of
the studio, and here we go, Devin, while she's leaving
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has
to be you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Devin. Your time starts. Now.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
What's the name of the process by which caterpillars turn
into butterflies? Who directed movies like Et, Jurassic Park and.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Jaws seven Sielberg?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
What's the currency used in the United Kingdom hounds? What
is the name of the mountain range that includes Mount Everest?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
What planet has a day longer than it's here? Okay,
got that in.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's getting
settled and putting her headphones on and stuff, here's a
question for you, Devin. Oh my god, what's the most
bizarre compliment you've ever received?
Speaker 17 (25:04):
I mean, it's not really bizarre, but I was standing
at like the liquor aisle at a grocery store one
summer day, and this random man complimented my pedicure, which
was just uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
That is an uncomfortable don't do that.
Speaker 17 (25:23):
I'm like listening to them, like page it overhead that
like we need assistance, and I'm like, cool.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, Like commenting on nails is one thing, like oh,
those are cute nails or that's a cool color, right,
But like I was just looking at your toes, lady.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Digging what I'm seeing. Thank God for roping shoes, right,
because people are like, who are the people that are
on foot? You saw one in a while?
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah, the sandals idea.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
All right, Victoria's back in studio and ready to go.
And here we go, Victoria the liquor isle. Thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
To answer. Just make questions as possible. If you don't
know what to lose, now, just say pass. That's not funny,
and you're gone.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You have to be Devin outright to win. And Devin,
you can tell Victoria whin to.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
God, what's the name of the process by which caterpillars
turn into butterflies?
Speaker 16 (26:18):
Men?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Overs is who directed the movies et Jurassic Park, and
jaws seem so word. What's the currency used in the
United Kingdom coins? What is the name of the mountain
range that includes Mount Everest?
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Oh, I don't know best. What planet has a day
longer than it's here?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
What you feel like? I shouldn't wait?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Wait wait wait wait, oh my gosh, wait wait wa
wait wait wait, I can't think. I don't wait wait
wait wait, I'm sorry wait, I'm finally no.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, that was a full glitch. Did you could have
said passed and we moved on to the next one.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I know, but I knew I wait, pause, I just
I can't think, wait to.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Say, I can't think of what I just said. Victoria
just malfunctioned.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
Wow, okay, it was really weird. All right, you fake
this up?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
You know you're handle so much. It's okay, honey. Let's
send it over to the scoreboard and.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
See how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer, Brad,
I've never seen you glitch like that.
Speaker 13 (27:20):
Too correct, Please don't say it, please do Victoria, I
got too correct, Devin, you win.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Because Victoria had to beat you out right. I need
to go home and cry.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Congratulations, you got kalthy us tickets, and you witnessed the
biggest Victoria glitch moment ever.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
I can't. That's a nice way to put it. Yeah,
all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
The process why which caterpillar a turn into butterflies as metamorphosis?
The director of E T Jurassic Parking Jaws is Steven Spielberg.
The currency used in the United Kingdom is the pound sterling.
The name of the mountain range that includes Mount Everest
is the Himalayas.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Dang it.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
The planet that has a day longer than it's year
which caused the glitch?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Wait? Is Venus? Can you repeat the question?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
The planet that has a day longer than it's year.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
That's yeah, never mind, I'm not gonna know as far
as to do with that. I'm so locked. It did
it again. Yeah, it started glitching again. This is great. Well,
just this question. If we need a glitch, it's a
day longer than it's year. A plant. Wait, a planet
that has a day longer than it's year.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 13 (28:37):
It takes longer for it to rotate than it does
to go around the sun.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
We're glitching again, I think. Okay, Devin, thank you for
playing No congratulations, play you vers Victoria the same time
every single weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
If you want to play this, I have to do
his d MS at the Jubel Show or go to
the Jebel Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I think I know what it is. I think a
little hamster who's like running my brain. He took his
lunch break. Just be back in fifteen minutes. Yeah, that
amster has ada too.
Speaker 16 (29:24):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (29:31):
Celeste is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Shane.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, so Letste how long has
it been since you heard from Shane?
Speaker 11 (29:44):
It feels like like two weeks, but it's honestly probably
been like two days. Wait, I swear like you know
when you're like waiting and you're just like okay, I
see like you left me on Red like I know
you read it.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I know.
Speaker 11 (30:02):
So he's just like, I don't know, like making some
kind of like major life decision to call me back.
But it's like it's very confusing. I have no idea
what happened, because like in my mind we had an
amazing time to kill her. Yeah, like it was just
a date that went really really well, like definitely stood
(30:23):
out in my mind. We went to top Isar first.
It was cute, viby, just like small bites, little cocktails,
even like mocktails like you can pick and choose, like
to during adventure. Super fun. He was like super chill,
not like cocky, you know, but like love he hot,
(30:45):
like just like a very inner confidence, you know, like
he didn't have to broadcast it, you know, like he
just had it, you know. And yeah, and like so
he said he loved to dance, so I was like, okay,
like let's do this, you know. And I got us
into nightclub uh no wine, and I happened to know
(31:09):
the DJ, and Jane said he'd always wanted to go,
so I made it happen, and it was like we
were just really vibing, like we were dancing. The energy
was fire. I thought, like I thought we were vibing hard,
you know, And I mean we were like flirting hands
on hess like got a little funny uh good clubby Fluddy,
(31:32):
you know, and he smells really good, and it was
just like it was perfect, honestly, And I don't understand
why he would just like vanish, you know, like he
was sweet. He wasn't trying too hard, I mean, but
(31:52):
he was like clearly into me. I mean he was
giving me a lot of like positive body languids. But
like then he would let me take the lead, which
is kind of rare. You know, most guys like need
to be in charge. But I don't know, Sane like
just let me shine, you know, and that's hot. So
(32:15):
I mean, I don't know. He like looked at me
while we were dancing, and it was more than just
checking me out, you know. It was like he like
saw me, you know, like there was it was like
a real connection. So I just probably overthinking this, But
(32:37):
like I told you, I've had time I think about this,
like full two days, like full twenty four hour rotations.
So I have been thinking about this a lot, and
I'm like, Okay, what could have gone wrong? And like
maybe I spent a little too long in the DJ booth,
(32:57):
you know, but I mean it was mostly for the content,
you know, I don't think it was that long, but
like when I think back, I'm like, okay, maybe I
was in there for like an hour.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
So when you were in the DJ.
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Booth, he was on the dance floor, Like I saw
him and I made eye contact, and I even like
did a shout out, you know, and I yeah, like
I totally called him out. I even tagged him in
the TikTok I made from the club, and there was
(33:35):
like no reaction. So I texted him actually yeah, and
I was like, hey, I tagged you, and that was
what he left on red. So I just like, I
don't get it. I'm became baffled.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, all right, well we'll try to figure it out
for you.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Pa come back and then.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Call in the CEF Hotels why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date. Yeah, okay, all right,
we'll get your first day follow up right after this.
(34:29):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up,
and if you're just joining us, a Celesti is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by Shane. So in
a second we're gonna call him and see if you'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date. But before we do that, refresh our
memory about your day with Shane.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Yeah, no problem. I had an awesome time with this guy.
Like we went to a super fun club, We danced,
and then I head up the DJ booth because I
like knew the DJ and I think somewhere between us
like being heard on the dance floor and me getting
up in the DJ boots, there was some kind of
(35:04):
disconnect because, like, I'm not sure what happened. I tagged
him in the TikTok asked him like do you have
your time? Like do you see the TikTok? And he's
like like he's just left me on red.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah that's not awesome. Yeah all right, well we'll see
if we can figure it out for you. Are you
ready for us to call him?
Speaker 11 (35:21):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
All right? Hello, Hi man, speak to Shane please. Yeah,
Hey Shane, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. Hi Shane. I'm Nina. Hi,
(35:43):
I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal. How are you.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
That's not why I thought what happened when I said
of this song, I'm it's going on.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
We're calling you today because we do a segment on
the show that's called the first Aid follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and then you ghost them, they can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you, Shane.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Okay, a ghost insane.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
I know exactly what I mean.
Speaker 16 (36:12):
I've only been on one day.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
So it's Celeste.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Right, yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
So Celeste is wondering why you're ghosting or she thought
you guys had a really good time and she liked
you a lot, telling yeah.
Speaker 16 (36:25):
I probably shouldn't have like done that, like handled it
a different a little differently, but yeah, I totally ghosted her.
And honestly it was like way more than I can handle, just.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Just a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
You know what does that mean?
Speaker 16 (36:41):
All right, Well that it started out like fine, like
dinner was great.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
It was fun and.
Speaker 16 (36:47):
Chill conversation, like good energy. She's you know, I goes, oh,
this girl seems fun. Then after that she like completely
turned into like a different person, like a whole different
even being. And so we leave the the restaurant and
then like boom, this like light comes out. She like
(37:08):
has her own like ring light that like is attached
to her phone and she's filming like review and I
was like, oh no, but I'm fine, you know, like
you do that stuff. And I guess people make money
being like influencer types or whatever. And but then we
get to the club and she like turns into my
characters with this like alter ego that she refers to
(37:31):
as selly cell, like from celest or something.
Speaker 8 (37:35):
And then like, oh, that that's a lot.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
For me to chew on.
Speaker 8 (37:40):
And then she she it's.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
Cute to hear about maybe, but when you're there, it's
a little different. And she like gets on the mic,
like the DJ mic. She like hops in the boost.
She's been here before, but it's my first time at
the club. She like got me in or whatever, and
she called out my name and told like all the
girls that like that's my man, and I was hers
(38:05):
and all this, and she pointed at some girls dancing
like in my vicinity like kinda and yelled at them like.
Speaker 7 (38:12):
Told them to back really like super regressive.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah on the microphone.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Yeah yeah, I'm heard of the whole you know.
Speaker 16 (38:19):
And I'm just like this dude in there, I don't
even I don't even know what to do with my hands,
you know, like I'm like drinking too much, just.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
Trying to It's just awful.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
And so I just bailed. I like totally left.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
You just left. You didn't say her anything.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
I just scooted the hell out of there.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, Shane, are you sure there's no chance of another.
Speaker 16 (38:47):
I'm real positive about that, Like, I'm sure she would
have been, Like she's always like a good person to
run into if you, like you weren't dating or on that. Like,
I think there's probably something very fun about her, but
like I cannot handle that level filming everything and like
the sort of social media persona interspecting with maybe who
(39:08):
she really is, and then her not knowing who that
person really is at the same there's no I have
no I'm not a psychologist. I can't.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
She's on the phone, Shane wants to talk to you.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Yeah, Hi, Hi, I'm here, Like, oh my god, I
can't believe you last, Like you just abandoned me.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
You really wait, I'm sorry you didn't know I left.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
No, I saw you and I like waved and I
did a little winky phase and I like called you
out on the dance floor and I was like I
was clean, like I was trying to make you feel special.
Speaker 7 (39:50):
That didn't translate.
Speaker 16 (39:52):
Really, there's kind of a difference between making someone feel
special in making them feel like that they're on like
an episode.
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Of Bad Girls Club or something.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
It felt like I was.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
I can't guys, I swear to god.
Speaker 16 (40:07):
I was like looking around for cameras because I didn't
think some I thought, wow, someone was.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
Putting me up to summer. Did you leave before or
after we made out?
Speaker 7 (40:16):
We didn't make out?
Speaker 8 (40:18):
That was someone else?
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Why?
Speaker 11 (40:25):
Oh my god, no, are you kidding me? I mean
it was super dark and there were like strobe lights,
but like, what the last.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
How did you do this to me?
Speaker 11 (40:38):
Maybe make out with someone else? Like no, I was
thrown into that situation. I had no choice. Why would
you do that to me?
Speaker 7 (40:51):
If you get.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
Anything out of our time together, you have to know
you got to tap on the brakes a little bit.
I think there's a little oh my god, so much consumptive.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Oh wait, oh my god, I'm must see who Mark is.
Guys like texting me NonStop and like who is that?
I didn't even care because I was like wanting to
talk to you.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
But by Bobby Boo.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Like day I feel like you guys have to try
and yeah, Shane, would you like to go out with
Less one more time? We'll pay for it, Shane.
Speaker 16 (41:29):
I think we should get to the bottom of why
Mark h feels ghosted and just you should just go
that route with this storyline here and then I will
I will just make my departure.
Speaker 7 (41:41):
The answer is new.
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Yeah that I thought Mark was you? Like I wanted
to make up with you.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
I have no respond I don't even know you.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Are you sure, Shane?
Speaker 7 (41:54):
I'm super sure.
Speaker 16 (41:56):
I just have never been more sure about anything in
my life.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
I mean, what do you want you to send me?
Speaker 8 (42:02):
My god, I'm a little hurt.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
I'm gonna be honest, a little drop.
Speaker 16 (42:09):
I think it's still or you've been drinking since noon
or something in morning.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
No, No, this is just me c Less.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I'm sorry. It doesn't sound like he wants to go
out again, but thankfully you have Mark still on the
back burner.
Speaker 11 (42:25):
So rude. Yeah, I mean, I guess we'll find out
if Mark's really cute. I mean, I don't remember. I
thought it was a Shameles first date.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Fallow up. It just takes three minutes to get everything
you need to know.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
For the day with Nina's What's trending brought to you
by Muncal Shud being going auburn your home for machineo who.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
You could have a little bit of the Pope in
your home and it would be worth a lot of money.
So the Pope now has his own trading card and
it's breaking collectible.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Right, have trading cards?
Speaker 5 (42:56):
I don't know if they all do, but TOPS came
out with the well maybe because it's the North American.
Oh okay, so TOPS trading cards RCA right right now, that.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Makes sense, So maybe that's American pope very crazy.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Yeah, it is crazy, but he does have his own
trading card that's beating out lound a messy Lebron James
John Cena. His card is more valuable than all of theirs.
I mean, I feel like that feels obvious to me too.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
It's his rookie card of course, yes, Jesus like with them,
so that's like in the card. Yeah, well, I mean, oh,
like he was behind him or something else.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
With you to Victoria. I mean, hey and get that blessed.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Oh well, it is listed on eBay because they only
made a select amount of them, so once they're gone,
they're gone. But right now prices are just at fifty
nine to ninety nine plus shipping and handling of course,
which doesn't feel like it's too that much, but I
think it will be a lot more.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Is that where they normally sell those on eBay?
Speaker 1 (43:52):
There's a lot of cards, some trading type stuff on eBay.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Well, it's not like the actual company selling it on eBay.
They've sold them all. Yeah, okay, thanks for explaining that. Hey,
the Pope is raising the roof in the card. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah,
his hands in the air. It looks you call it
raising the roof. He calls it talking to his boss.
That's truely.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Yeah, so you could get that framed and have it
like really nice in your house.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
If you have. I see a couple for twenty three
bucks here, probably should order him.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
Is the pope middle management?
Speaker 16 (44:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Uh, executive assistant? Yeah, I think yeah, i'd the executive. Yeah.
Can we call the pope that is like the boss? Yeah,
the boss, the boss.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
It would be got in that situation, little guy named
Jesus matter at him. He'll be second in charge, and
then the Pope is just like the guy that talks
to him, and then they tell yeah really, yeah, he's
an ambassadas like an enforcer. He's a yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I really want to ask my grandma like this question
because I'm very curious, but I wonder if she'll get madame.
I have asked real question, but like it's an actual question,
like yikes. Well yeah, like is it middle management upper management?
Like how would you describe it in an office setting?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 13 (45:18):
I know that here at this company, we have a boss,
the top boss, and all the people between that person
and me just forward me his emails, right, and that
that's middle management.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
So you yourself to the pope.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
No no, no, I'm comparing.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Our boss to the Pope.
Speaker 13 (45:35):
All his whole job is forward emails, and I feel
like the Pope's job.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Is basically Yeah. He comes out and then he's like, hey,
I just got this email. It says that, like now
the church is cool with with this thing. You know,
it's more important than you guys hop on teams later.
Uh so because I got an email from God and
we got to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
That's what he does to circle back around in the
last century.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, feels more synergy than everything. So just like maybe,
but like our recruiting numbers down Cardinal Steve, I'm gonna
need your lunch for our meeting.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
That's trending.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Hello, Hi, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do awesome?
Speaker 7 (46:25):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (46:26):
So?
Speaker 15 (46:28):
I've always been somebody that's been really creative when it
comes to getting back at somebody and can do it
without hit getting traits back to me.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
So great.
Speaker 15 (46:40):
So I recently went through a horrible breakup after an
even worse relationship that just like drained.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Me financially for a long time.
Speaker 12 (46:50):
And so you.
Speaker 15 (46:51):
Know how grocery stores will give you fuel points for
like every one hundred bucks you spend. I've been using
her number at the gas pump and stealing her reward points.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
You know what I've had that happen to me. You
have to have somebody to use my number to take
another what do they use just like.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
A phone number? Yeah? Right right? Yeah, I've also done
it to somebody. I didn't even know that. I didn't
realize how many it was to do to somebody.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Well, mine was also like so a long time ago,
I was in the check online at the grocery store
and there was this girl.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I thought was cute.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
So when she gave her number to the checker, I
took down her number because I want her number.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
What, super creepy, glad, this is a dirty little secret,
super creepy.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
And then I just texted it. Just had to try
to start a conversation, right, and she never texted back.
So and then for a while I used her number
at the gas station to get the points. What you
should have never said that out loud. Thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret, though.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
We are so thankful because not only did you teach
us something, you cracked open a story ever heard otherwise.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
A day Bye, Hello, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (48:07):
You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (48:09):
I do?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
I'm sweet? What is it?
Speaker 3 (48:11):
So?
Speaker 18 (48:12):
I have been in and out of a relationship for
the last three years with the same person, and we've
kind of broken up and got back together. And when
we were apart, we were saying other people and I
was not able to finish without picturing him. So the
entire time that we were separate, I was sleeping with
other people.
Speaker 16 (48:31):
I was picturing him.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh wow, So it's a dirty little secret from those people.
Speaker 18 (48:39):
Now we're actually back together, ironically, and I just am
so in love with them, like I haven't been picturing
anyone else. But I also have like a baby cake,
So every time we have sex, I picture him getting
me pregnant.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Wait, okay, I don't know. I don't know if that's
a kink.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
I think that there are a lot of women that
think that way when they're with somebody that they're really
in love with. Because me just want to create something
that's both of yours together.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
So you want to have a baby with this person. Okay,
does he feel the same way.
Speaker 18 (49:11):
I think he's coming around you.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I have the same thing, but it usually turns people
off because you know, I like women, and so I'll
be with a woman.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
But I picture me getting pregnant from it.
Speaker 11 (49:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah, and then I poked my belly out and act
pregnant behavior.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
How do they react to that?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
They usually run, Well, they're going to stay fit. Thank
you for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Thank you bye. What's your dirty little secret?
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