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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in Katy Perry has been added to the
next mission to the Moon. Oh, apparently they need somebody
to put a comically large lollipop next to the American
flag that's already there, and she's just the astronaut to
do it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
See how easy it is to make fake news?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's why every week we bring you the segment Real
News or Fake News, where I give you a news
headline and you have to see if it's a real
news story from the week or a fake news story
that went viral and people believed it. It's a lot
harder to tell what's real news and fake news than
you think. And we'll do it next breaking news. You
heard it here first on the Jubil Show. Harry Styles
(00:40):
is set to star as young Willy Wonka in a
new Netflix series.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
See how easy it is to create fake news? It
would be so bad. You would be a good young
will want Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And that's why every single week we bring you the
segment Real News or Fake News, where I read a
news headline and you have to see whether you can
tell if it's from a real news story that went
viral this week or a fake news story that went
viral and people actually believed it. It's a lot harder
than you think. Here's the first headline for real news
versus fake news. Octopus steals divers camera in an underwater heist.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Real octopi. They're always wiling out. They are. We've had
many stories about octopuses.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, there's one that punched a kayaker, and then there
were other octopuses that were like throwing shells at other
fish to get them out of their area.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, so I'm going real they'll steal from you too,
that's true. Yeah, I'm going through red too.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Victoria's going with real Occipus steals divers camera and underwater
heightst would suck.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What do you think real news or fake news?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Everybody knows the octopi have their own cameras, don't need
to steal.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All they did was take pictures back of that diver.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
This is a fake news story. This is a real
news story. I don't know what is up with octopuses,
what they can do.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't know. They're thugs. I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
They run that underwater. I was gonna say something bad
so underwater space.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
While scuba diving off the coast of Wellington, New Zealand,
Victor uh I kin't want to say his last name,
had an underwater camera snatched.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Up by a cheeky octopus.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
They say the octopus grabbed the shiny device and attempted
a swift getaway.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's so funny. That means he probably caught the octopus.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh my god, you catch an octopus, you grab one
tentacles and say.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Give it here. You get socked in the jaw at
least seven times. I could this real news or fake news?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The segment where we bring you where where I read
a news headline from the week and you have to
tell if it's a real news story then when viral
and people believed it. Well, if it's real, I guess,
or a fake news story that went viral that people
actually believed. Here's another headline for real news versus fake news.
Woman marries Eiffel Tower, changed his name to Erica Eiffel
(03:02):
and demands tourists leave immediately so she can have her honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Is that a real story or a fake news story?
It's real.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You can't marry the Eiffel Tower. I'm gonna go oky, Yeah,
I'm gonna go okay. Tu dramatic story's going fake producer Brad.
Woman marries Eiffel Tower, changes his name to Erica Eiffel,
and then demands tourists leave immediately so she can have
her honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, everybody knows the Eiffel Tower Tower isn't involved in
a polyamory relationship with many wives, and so this is
just the new wife.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And I think this is a real story. What you
won't marry anybody?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Woman marries the Eiffel Tower, changes their name to Erica
Eiffel and demands tourists leave so she can have her honeymoon.
Is a real news story, actually happened. Yeah, you can't
marry you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Apparently you can.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Erica Lebrie fell in love with the Eiffel Tower and
legally married married in a commitment say ceremony.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Good for her?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She identifies as objectim sexual Uh huh, and changed her
name to Erica Eiffel and then immediately started yelling at
tourists to leave because she needed ever honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know, we judge her, but there's probably something to it.
How would the Eiffel Tower break your heart? Like it
probably wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I just think it's weird. She took its first name. Yeah,
Why isn't she tower?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Erica Tower wouldn't make more sense, It would make way
more sense. Interesting. Eric still news it's real news or
fake news? The segment where I read a news headline,
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story from the week or a fake
news story that went viral and people actually believed it.
Here's another headline from this week. Iowa goat elected three
(04:35):
times as honorary mayor, relieved from duties due to eating
the budget.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, I'm gonna go this is fake. Okaya says fake.
I don't think it ate the budget. Toria, I'm gonna
go real. Of course it ate the budget.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
E's everything, He's going real producer Brad Iowa goat elected
three times as honorary mayor, relieved from his duties due
to eating budget.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think this is a really upsetting story because regardless
of what species this person, this thing is, it's a goat.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All politicians eat budgets. That's literally their entire job.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So if he did get fired and this is real,
I'm very upset, But I think it's probably real.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
A small Ohio town did fire their goat has been
elected as an one hundred and married three times. It's
real a goat ning, it's a gun named the mayor
Rufus was removed from his position when he ate the budget.
Apparently the actual mayor had bud the budget papers on
(05:34):
his desk and the goat was in there and it
ate all.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
The papers for the budget. A little rufous.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They actually have staffers assigned to watch him and wait
to see if the document comes out one way or another.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Ew, come on, just as small as this town. What
I said, No, We're going to wait till he comes.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's costing the citizens of the small Ohio town a
lot of money to some.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Politicians eat budgets. GESU, that's so wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news where
I read a news headline from the week and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story or a fake one that went viral
and people actually believed it. Tennessee town accidentally sends out
missile alert during tests, causing residents to take shelter underground
and stay.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
There for days. Is that a real news story or
a fake news story? Ooh, I'm gonna say real. Oh,
that can't be that's gonna suck, would really suck. I'm
gonna go real too. But whoever did it should get
some time outs. It's the ikes. I should fire that person.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Brad Tennessee town accidentally sends out missile alert, causing residents
to take shelter underground and stay.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
There for days.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Everybody knows we stopped making basements and shelters a long
time ago, so there is nowhere to hide underground.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You are never gonna be safe. And this is a
real story.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Wait, but that's where they when there's tornadoes and stuff
is underground to tie to the doorway.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
An employee for the city of this town in Tennessee
accidentally sent a message to residents warning of a missile launch.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
How do you accidentally do that? And then sent.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Instructions on where to go because I guess maybe it
was included like an auto message. I don't know, instructions
on where to go. So people started going to these
shelters and they didn't know for days that people had
actually gone to the shelters. Yeah, so people were in
these shelters for days. They just went and apparently got in.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Okay, Well, if you weren't one of those who went
to those shelters. I mean you had the whole town
to yourself for a hot Yeah, Nora an option though
nobody stuck on that what in the email, like you
have to type that out?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
He wrong, but only an automated message and just got
triggered on U. She probably was trying to click on like, hey,
we have like a farmer's market this weekend. I want
to tell people about and then the accidental they clicked
the missile farmer's market button.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Hit the missile button. Okay, what happened? It's another jubile
phone frame morning the twenties. Hello, Yeah, Hiatt's Trevor.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I'm sorry, Trevor.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yeah, Or?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Who is this? Bridget?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
This is?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
This is Bridget?
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Who?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Who this?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
This is Trevor, Trevor from Trevor from where?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Who are you to help you?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I'm sorry to help me. I'm sorry. Maybe you have
the wrong number to help me with what I'm oh?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh sorry, I'm new here, so I'm still getting used
to how to do it.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I'm okay, do what?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
Okay, So I'm gonna just kind of reboot the conversation
for a second. Hi, my name is Trevor. I'm calling
from home. I was looking for our customer, Bridget Blank,
who has a problem with our smart thermostat.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is that better?
Speaker 13 (09:12):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (09:13):
I know?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah? Is that how I should start the calls?
Speaker 7 (09:18):
You think I don't I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
I don't work for your company. I'm just trying to
figure out how to work my thermostat. It's I'm extremely frustrated.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It sounds like your thermostat isn't working correctly.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Yes, it's not working correctly. It has not been working correctly.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, I got it, and I just okay, so I
can help you.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
The first thing I'm going to need you to do
is like I'm going to tell you how to reboot it,
so we should try to.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Already I already rebooted it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, let's reboot it.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Did you not hear what I just said? I already
did that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, we need to reboot it.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
I'm sir, I'm I'm telling you I have already done that.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
This is brand new that should not be happening for
this brand new thermostat that was just installed.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Stop saying reboot. I already did that.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
Okay, So you don't, okay, So I want to make
sure that I'm clear. You don't want me to say
the word reboot.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
I oh my god, I know I already did that.
And you've said reboot like so many times that I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What that is.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, so let's restart it.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
No, that's the same thing.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Reboot and restart is the same thing. I don't think
you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, well we need to reboot it.
Speaker 14 (10:45):
Oh my god, how.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Many times have I told you I have already done that.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
I swear to God, if I hear the word reboot
one more time, I'm going to reboot your.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I really, my head is going to explode.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
Okay, Well I uh, okay, So I don't want your
head to explode, because like that would be like intense.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
You know.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
I mean, this is just it's insane. I just this
should be working and you're not.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's pretty simple to do just a reboot real quick.
I think we need to read my.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
God, if I swear, I'm going to jump through this
phone and if you say reboot one more time, I'm
going to lose it.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
So you okay, So maybe there's another way we could
look at what might be going on with your thermostat.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
I mean, this is just this is insane, This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It seems like you might be frustrated.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
I'm extremely frustrated, and this is like literally the most
insane conversation.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So maybe we should reboot the conversation again.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
God, if I this, I'm literally fuming. Do not say
reboot what I already said. I have rebooted it like
twenty five times.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh okay, okay, let me look at something. Oh no,
oh what?
Speaker 11 (12:20):
Okay, Well I don't I okay, so I was pulling
up something on my computer.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
But if you say reboot, I'm going to freak out.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, it looks like I have to reboot it.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
There it is again.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Reboot, reboot, Hey, bridget, boot Bridget.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
This is actually Gebil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband sets you up.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He said that you've been having problems with your hometower
set and they keep telling you to reboot it, and
so you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 15 (12:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I never want to hear the word ever again in
my life.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
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Speaker 1 (13:03):
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need to know for the day with Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Starbucks has got a little bit of a problem. It's
more than one thousand Starbucks baris does that. Seventy five
US stores have gone on strike since Sunday to protest
a new company dress code.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's the dress code. The dress code is that they
wear black shirts with khakis or jeans with their green apron,
because the whole point is so that the green apron
pops a little bit more allegedly according to whoever decided
that this was the rule. But the Barisas don't like it.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
They want to be able to wear whatever they want,
not whatever they want, but essentially like colored shirt if
they want to. Yeah, they don't believe that anything takes
away from the green apron. And plus the experience has
nothing to do with what they're wearing.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's not your call. Hey, Yeah, you have a job,
you have rules, you work for somebody. You don't get
to decide. It doesn't matter what you want. If you
don't want to do that, leave, Yeah, that's insane to me.
That's a weird thing to be strived over. It to
me to me as well.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Starbucks said that they would give two free black T
shirts to each employee when they announced the news.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh and they're free too. Sometimes you pay for your shirts.
Yeah yeah, some places you have to buy your own.
I used to work at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
We had a uniform and you had to have crisp
white shoes, that's what it said in the manual.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And you had to buy your own white shoes. They
didn't give you white shoes. Yeah, yeah, you had to
miss it.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
They had to be If you had them not clean,
you'd had to go, like they send you home, So
you'd be spending money on shoes all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Same while you're spending money on shoes, though, you don't
have to think about what you're going to put on
your feet. You don't have to think about what you're
going to wear to work. You already know. I feel
like sometimes these dress codes actually save you a lot
of time.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
They're letting you wear and your set that they think
that the dress code should be subject to collective bargaining.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
What does that mean if they decide together? Oh, buys
don't get it, Like why, I don't know why. It's
like a big deal.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I'm I'm not sure either. I mean, if there's still
you'd like to know what.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, I changed my mind. The only reason I ever
go to Starbucks isn't for the coffee. It's for the
originality of the shirts on the orasis. Yeah, that's why
I go there. I don't even notice.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I always notice the green apron and their smile, like
when they're nice and they talk to you like, I
love that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I really don't ever notice what you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
If I were in the Starbucks, I would rather have
a uniform because I have known people that works at
Starbucks and their clothes smell like coffee all the time.
Not even not fresh coffee either, it's stale coffee smell.
So you know, I wouldn't want my clothes getting that
smell on them. At least you have your uniform that stinks.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's a good point.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, at lea see where your uniform that sneaks to
a work and not Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeahs. Not everybody's on strike though, because Starbucks is functioning well.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
It's only seventy five stores, because those are probably the
union stores, the stores that are unionized.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
They are. Yeah, so we should unionize, we should. There
is a union ifinully know what that means, but bull
sag but not well.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, there is there is union that covers radio stuff,
but I mean that we're not in it. So we
should just start our own union. Okay, we should strike today.
Oh okay, what are we striking on?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Reason? Right?
Speaker 15 (16:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, we don't have uniforms. Yeah, yeah, we want Starbucks uniforms.
I would love to have a uniform. Picking out clothes
every morning is the worst? Is this hard?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
And when we try to fake people out on the
internet you can tell because we have different outfits on
that's not good.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Brad Brad stories for you. I don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
So in New Zealand, Brad Pitt actually went to a
McDonald's and got a quarter powder on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
There we uniforms.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
So now because of that, McDonald's wants to give Brad's
free quarter pounders. What why Because Brad Brad Pitt did it,
So now they want to take care of all of
the Brads. So if you get to New Zealand, Brad,
you could get a freak pounder spread you would get
the thousand. But this is a place where brads are honored.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm honored every day in my own brain. Okay, that's
what's trending.
Speaker 16 (17:15):
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Speaker 1 (17:22):
Gabrielle is on the phone today for a first day
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Orlando.
So we're about to call him in a few minutes
and see if we can get him on the phone
and ask him why he's ghosting her. But first we
need to talk about the date. Gabrielle, how long has
it been since you heard from Orlando?
Speaker 8 (17:36):
The last communication was about three days ago. I've talsted
him about four times and nothing, so.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Three days may not be officially ghosting, but it's the
attempt at they're reaching out that makes her feel that, Yeah,
it does. I get that. Well, why don't you tell
us about the date and how you met? Orlando?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
So we met on hinge and bonded over karaoke songs
and decided to hit a holiday themed karaoke bar for
our date. We ended up having some holiday drinks like
spiked peppermint, howt cocoa and mulled wine, kind of like
each other's cheerleaders. As we performed each song. Yeah, afterwards,
(18:22):
we grabbed another round and found a table in the
back of the bar and we just talked and it
was under some lights by a fire. It was really
romantic and cozy.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
So then, what do you think could have gone wrong
on the day? What did you guys talk about?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Well, we were really comfortable with each other, and I
think it might have been because I started crying. I
started talking about being.
Speaker 16 (18:48):
Cheated on and it triggered me because my ex fiance
cheated on me right before our wedding and two years ago.
But I didn't really expect to cry that Maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
How did he react while you were while you were crying?
Speaker 8 (19:04):
I mean he was sympathetic. He seemed really nice. I
just don't know what went wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
What intensity level are we talking about with the cry?
Was it like tearing up or was it full on
balling on the floor?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know?
Speaker 16 (19:18):
Well, I mean I needed some tissue. Like I said,
I really didn't expect to cry. I think it was
decided too much to drink. I can get a little
emotional when I.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Drink, understandable. I just am trying to picture like him, like, yeah,
this reaction because they could have gone like, you know,
he made you feel comfortable in that space.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Like, yeah, I mean I thought he was. He was
fairly nice. Yeah, considering what we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Did he give you like a hug or.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
He put his arm around me?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay? So then what happened after? Did you guys recover
from that and have fun again?
Speaker 14 (19:54):
Or yeah?
Speaker 8 (19:54):
I mean the rest Yeah, the rest of the date
was great.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
How did the date end?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
It's a hug?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay? How long did the whole inner exchange about that? Like?
How long did that take?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Was that a quick thing or you know, was it
like an hour of crying?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
It was pretty quick?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Cool, Well, we'll play a song come back, and then
we'll call him and we'll see if he'll tell us
why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay,
thank you, be your first a follow up. Next, you're
just joining us for today's first day follow up. Gabrielle
is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a
dude named Orlando that she really liked. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
(20:36):
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But before we do, that. Why don't you refresh everybody's memory,
Gabrielle on your situation.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
So we had a really great date. It was kind
of holiday themes, and I started crying and I think
that might be the reason, but I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And you were crying about your ex, right, yeah, because
he cheated on you?
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Yes, in two years now, those Victoria's.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Looking at me like I sound intensive? Did I sound
like I was insensitive? But almost like one of the
ones where you're like, damn, Jewbell, don't bring it up.
But he brought up.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Wanted to make sure everybody, you know, okay, good. I
want to make sure I was not coming off like yeah, okay,
I'm gonna call him right now. You ready, Gabrielle, Yeah, okay,
here we go.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah is this Orlando?
Speaker 15 (21:35):
This is how can I out?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
How are you? My name is Jewbel and I'm calling
from a radio show. It's called the Jewbil Show. Yeah, Hi, Orlando,
who show?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
My name is Nina, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
Oh hey, I'm listening to you guys all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Look up, Oh you do? Thank you?
Speaker 15 (21:50):
Yeah? I love your show. So why do you guys
call him?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Did you have are you ghosting somebody right now, I
wouldn't call.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
A ghost, but I mean, if this is what I
think it is, like I'm not responding to I guess
that's the definition of ghosting man.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, this is a first a follow up
where if you go somebody, they have let's get you
on the phone to ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
We got an email about you from Gabrielle.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Yeah, I remember, Gabrielle.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Why are you non respondent?
Speaker 15 (22:26):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
So I don't want to be gross or nothing, right,
but like I'm just being real about this. It was
a great date up until a moment when she started crying.
You know, like that that probably is not bad. You know,
she had a rough you know, last boyfriend or I
(22:50):
think it was her fiance or something like that. Yeah,
like kid on her, So I get being emotional about that.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
She told us a little bit about that. She said
that she thinks that that might be the reason that
you're ghostinger, So it kind of is.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Not really I don't mind the fact that she was
hid but like, I don't know if you can say
this on the radio, but like she was digging into
her panties for tissues.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh what what are you being literal with that? Yeah,
she had tissues in her underwear. Why do you had
tissues in there?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
I was wearing a skirt with built in shorts and
and pocket. I was reaching into my pocket.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Wait what relactly?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, Orlando, Yeah, if you've listened to these before, that's Gabrielle.
She's been listening to this whole conversation.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:52):
I was wearing.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Shorts with pockets.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
Oh hey yeah, uh, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Growl okay?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So just to recap, Orlando, you have been ghosting Gabrielle
because she was digging into her panties.
Speaker 13 (24:18):
Yeah, I mean, like, look not for nothing, you know,
Like I I at first, you know, I didn't know
what she was doing.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
I didn't know she was excited or crying or what.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But like.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
That was that was weird, you know, And like there
was one point when like you and I the hug
because I was trying to reach for the tissues at
the Knopkins on the bar behind you, because I thought
it was weird that you were going. You know, again,
I don't mind you being open with me. It's a
real compliment that you can feel that comfortable around me.
(24:57):
I just thought, what you I just thought you were
a recent someplace weird in public and that.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
That's rough for a first day, right, Like, am I
the crazy one here?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It's just funny to think about. Yeah, I'm sorry. So, Gabrielle,
you weren't digging in your panties?
Speaker 13 (25:17):
No, definitely not so like how I mean like you
were wearing like everything short, which is fine.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
How you dress is how you dressed, and you were
looking good.
Speaker 12 (25:30):
But I really doesn't look.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
Right in public. Oh, at least give me a heads
up if that's the kind of person you are.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
You know, they were just really short and really tight short.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Definitely didn't look like that. But if that's the case,
my apologies. I just didn't want to get weird like
that without a conversation.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
At least, you know, you could have asked me about it.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
How am I gonna add to.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
A grown woman in like?
Speaker 15 (26:02):
Are you reaching.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
You?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Because where are those dishes coming from?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
You?
Speaker 8 (26:13):
There?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
What else you got in there? What a great misunderstanding? Yeah,
it seems like a big misunderstanding. Orlando, would you like
to go out on another date with Gabrielle?
Speaker 13 (26:24):
We'll pay for it, I mean sure, you know this
time though, everyone's wearing jeans.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
A good idea.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Well, congratulations, Gabrielle, you got another date and a very
awkward question for Orlando God cleared up.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean, if you still want to go
out with somebody that assumed you were digging in your
parents and that we're not judging.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Thank you, Thanks everyone, and thanks to Orlando for giving
me another chance. Oh day, no worries.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
I'm glad we got to clear this up, and I'm uh,
for what it's worth, I'm glad you guys called.
Speaker 15 (27:02):
I wasn't going to respond to the text messages.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
But like I was going to ask you, but I
wasn't going to respond.
Speaker 15 (27:10):
Hey, Gabrielle, I just want to say, you know.
Speaker 13 (27:13):
The first day was fantastic for what it's worth, and
you know, I am really excited to see you again.
I'm just glad to know that, you know, there's a
little bit more decorum between us than when I first thought.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I'm excited too, Orlando. When you show up on
the date handkerchief out of your underwear.
Speaker 15 (27:38):
You know you can do a magic trick.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Judy, good morning. Can I take your order.
Speaker 12 (27:50):
A large black? Large black?
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Do you mean eventy?
Speaker 8 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 14 (27:55):
I mean she means yeah, the biggest ONNY venty is large.
Speaker 12 (28:02):
Large is large.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Vani's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
Congratulations for stupid.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
And three languages.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for caliuch. She tickets today, So
call us up eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I have another joke. Oh oh sweet, what is it?
What's red and bad for your teeth? What any guesses?
Speaker 17 (28:42):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
No, a brick? I like that one.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, call right now if you want to play
eight a' eight three four three six one and be careful.
Victoria is on a winning street. Yes, she won yesterday,
so she's got one win under her belt.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Okay, you know what, We're starting the winning streak today,
all right. Jokes are intimidating. We'll play you verus Victoria
next and sin you will show what am I some.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
Sort of a mentally challenged Aaron. No, not even I
didn't say that. It was like, why am I even
listening to you?
Speaker 14 (29:14):
To begin with?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
You're a virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
This time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
It's your chance to see if you can.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Stop Victoria from her huge wind streak, continuing, Yeah, she
won yesterday and she's going for number two today.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, I am and Caliuchi.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Tickets are on the line, and let's meet today's contestant
for you, verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Amber. How you doing?
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Amber?
Speaker 15 (29:42):
Hey, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
How are you great? Thank you for asking? Are you
ready to stop Victoria in her tracks?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Whoa all?
Speaker 7 (29:49):
I'm ready? Amber.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
You seem very lively today, which kind of worries me
because I'm the opposite.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
But I still believe that could be true.
Speaker 16 (29:57):
So well, I'll play you before and they were all hey,
list of questions and you won, then one's for redemption.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh well, a long time to take question episode.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
We'll send Victoria out of the studio and Amber, you
already know how the game is played, but I'm gonna
explain it anyway. Thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know, when essay pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay, okay, all right, Amber, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (30:26):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What's the only continent that has no permanent human population?
Which famous composer became deaf later in life, but continue
to compose music? What is the chemical symbol for gold?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Are you what?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Us state is known as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes?
Missed again? What year did the Berlin Wall fall?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
All right, We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And
while Victoria is putting her headphones on and getting ready,
here's a question for you.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Ember.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What's something you've never tried but feel weirdly confident that
you'd be amazing at it right away?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (31:19):
I anything motorized?
Speaker 16 (31:21):
Like if you even if I've never done it before,
I get on it and I think I'm like evil knieval.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Or something and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay. So anything motor the flyplane? Do you flyplane? Right away?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I mean I could do it. I don't know that
anybody would survive.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right, Victoria is back in studio with their headphones on. Ready, Vicky,
I think, so, there's a little little nerve racking. To
be honest, it's pacing outside.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Remember there's no pressure. I want to keep my wind
streak up. Ye, I haven't gone past one day in
a hot minutes.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Victoria is going for a second win in a row,
and I want to get it thirty seconds, answered as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass, and you have to beat Amber outright to win.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Ready. I needed to be ready on the questions. I
needed to go fast. Don't blame me because you get
them wrong. I just need to go the same game.
Amber gets well, I need special. This is a new
beginning for you. Amber. You can sell Victoria when you
lose why and go? What's the only continent that has
no permanent human population? Seriously? At Artica?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Which famous composer became deaf later in life but continue
to compose music?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Who?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
My gosh, yours?
Speaker 13 (32:36):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I don't know pass?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
I think what is the chemical symbol for gold au?
What US state is known as the Land of ten
thousand Lakes.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
What Ohio? What year did ere Lynn wall fall? I
heard the question eighteen fifty. I don't know what famous
document begins with we the people, Oh, we the people?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
And then.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
What is this a document? You're done? You're done over.
What the song was that? Also?
Speaker 8 (33:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
But Bill, wait really wait, we're moving. Let's go to
the scoreboard and see what song was that?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Though, that's this, that's the song I learned for that document,
obviously didn't learn very well.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's a song you've never heard it.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
No play for you, after all, right, We'll let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Producer Brad Victoria did get too correct. Oh my gosh,
the Constitution, Amber got too correct. It's a new beginning.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You spent all that time singing Victoria didn't get her
second win in a row. Waited Cali uchy tickets and
Victoria's now doubled over on the side of the studio,
so upset that she didn't get her second win.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I shouldn't have heads, Yeah I do. I kind of
do too. Hit the Constitution, Well, I don't care. I've
ever seen that game show. They don't let them answer
nine times, so they get it right. Victoria, you said
Bill of Wrights, You were.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Wrongs Victoria on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Which is a game show anyway, let's get the answers
to Nina Wow. Okay.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
So the only continent that has no permanent human population
is Antarctica. The famous composer that became deaf later in
life but continue to compose music was Beethoven. The chemical
symbol for gold is au. The US state known as
the Land of ten Thousand Lakes as Minnesota. The year
the Berlin Wall fell was nineteen eighty nine, and the
US Constitution is the document that begins with.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
We the people. Amber, thank you for playing in congression. Amber,
thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
We play you for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com. Don't worry,
you live to play another day. She's actually really cry.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I actually is I know it. I sang the song
so much time saying that song well, because it was
in my head. You say the title, It's gonna get
stuck in my head of course, and I also know Beethoven.
I was in music memory in fourth grade. Yeah. By
the way, Beethoven does have ears? Said, who doesn't have it?
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Ear?
Speaker 8 (35:29):
It's time to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Only on the Jubile Show, Alice is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater. And she's been married
to her husband, Jesse for ten years, but now she
thinks something might be going on.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
So we'll see if we can help her out.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Alice, sorry, you have to come on the show this way,
but what's going on? Why do you think Jesse might
be cheating?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
Well, you know, I've never thought that he was a
cheating type before. I would never ever.
Speaker 9 (35:54):
We've never had any drama, not a dramatic relationship, right,
But recently, I don't know, last couple of months, things
just seem a little bit weird. There's been a few
things that have happened. I swear like you, if you
knew Jesse, he's he is not. I've never ever thought
(36:15):
of him as a cheating type. Like maybe occasionally I
see him checking out some girls.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
But and I.
Speaker 14 (36:21):
Him up right, knock him upside the head.
Speaker 18 (36:24):
We move on, right, He's just a doork, He's a nerd.
He never leaves the house, or at least he never
left the house. Literally, he would have to actually meet
a girl to cheat on me, so.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Unlikely.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
But for the last month or so, all of a sudden,
I see him texting a whole bunch. And he's not
a big texter. I mean, I love him so much,
I love him Jeth. He's not on his phone texting people.
He's just he doesn't hang.
Speaker 7 (36:52):
Out with people.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
He never acts like he wants to hang out with people.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
And so suddenly I see him texting all the time,
and I'm asking, and I ask him, what are you doing?
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Why who you're texting?
Speaker 19 (37:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 14 (37:01):
And he says, it's work, texting my brother.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
He would not willingly text work or his brother, much
less suddenly be doing.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
It all the time. Okay, it's not his that was
not his thing.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
It's weird. It's just weird. It's different. He randomly, all
of a sudden, he's going out. So he does go
to the movies by himself, like that is a thing
that he does. He if I don't want to see
the movie, he goes. And that's fine. But all of
a sudden, it's happening more. He just randomly says, Oh,
I'm gonna go see a movie and just bounces and
(37:37):
it's so it's been happening more and nail on the coffin.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
So I walked in and he was on his phone
and he was in the he was in the bumble app.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Oh did you say anything to him about it?
Speaker 9 (37:54):
No? This is my heart just like I felt it dropped.
I have no idea what's going on in his head.
We've been together ten years, like this is I thought of,
you guys immediately. It was the first thing I thought of,
is like, I just have to I have to figure
out what the husband at if he thinks if this
guy thinks that after ten years he can cheat on me, Yeah,
(38:14):
he's got a fun surprise waiting for him.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
And that's not even like he met somebody who's actively
just pursuing on an app. Is there any other reason
he would have that app? Do you think he could
be looking for a friend on it? He's not like
looking for looking for whatever we do have bumblevff.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Okay, So maybe that wasn't what I was thinking, But
like a friend, I don't know, like one of his
coworkers or something.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, then just why wouldn't he just tell you about it.
Speaker 14 (38:45):
Then he does not have any friends. None of the
people he hangs out with are that kind of friend.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Okay, I just can't even wrap my head around him,
like doing something like that for someone else.
Speaker 14 (38:58):
He doesn't. He's not close with any of his co way.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, so mention hurt. Oh that's really frustrating. Well, we'll
see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay, Okay, you already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards member at, So play a song, come back,
and then call him and pretend to me from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our Florid apartment.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And we'll see if he sends those. See what are
somebody else? All right? Okay, we'll get your to catch theeter.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Next in the middle of to catch Acheter and if
you're just joining us, Alice is on the phone and
she thinks that her husband, Jesse of ten years, might
be cheating. So we're about to call him and present
to me from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at, and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of a free gift from us and his flowers
delivered from our florial department. And we'll see if he
sends us to his wife, Alice or to somebody else.
(39:46):
But before we do that, Alice, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
So, Jesse and I've been married for ten years, no drama,
great relationship, totally talk about everything. But he's been texting
a lot, he's been going in the movies by himself
more frequently, and I saw him using the bumble app
on his phone.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, that's personally awesome. Yeah, that part is shady. All right,
are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 14 (40:14):
Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Jesse's name.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
I'm Jesse.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hi, Jesse, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Thanks.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
I don't know what you mean, but all right.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Oh well, every.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Single month we choose one rewards card member who gets
a free gift from us, and this month is flowers
delivered from our floor department. You've just won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States. Absolutely free. It's
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations real free.
Yeah wow, well that's crazy, but yeah thanks, why.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Not, no problem.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
The first thing I would need from you would be
the first and the last name of the person you
want to send them to, and then we'll get anything
on a card if you want to put something on
a card, and then.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
We'll get the address and be good to go. Okay, Alice,
all right, I got that, and would you like a
card along with it?
Speaker 12 (41:27):
Note? Yeah, I would love to.
Speaker 19 (41:30):
Can you write, Hey, old woman exclamation point love? You
gonna be at the movie tonight, but here's something pretty
for the pretty lady?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Okay? Got that?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
And now, Jesse, at this point, I'll let you know
this is not a grocery store. It's actually a radio
show that's called The Jewbel Show. I have Nina, I
am Victoria, and my.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Name is Jewbell.
Speaker 12 (41:56):
What is going on? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
We do a segment on our show that's called to
Catch a cheater. Where if you think your significant other
might be messing around? You see who they send flowers to.
And your wife of ten years, Alice, old lady, the
old lady is on the phone.
Speaker 20 (42:12):
Oh my god, I'm because I'm the cheater. Oh no, babe,
Do you think I'm the cheater?
Speaker 8 (42:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I do. Oh you can actually shady?
Speaker 12 (42:30):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
What do you think I'm cheating?
Speaker 9 (42:32):
You keep going to the movies by yourself. You're texting
all the time. I saw you on the bumble app
ten years homely honest with each other.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
And what are you doing?
Speaker 14 (42:47):
What are you hiding?
Speaker 12 (42:49):
Alice? You have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 14 (42:52):
I have nothing to worry about. Why are you on
the bumble app?
Speaker 7 (42:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (43:00):
This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
You're embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
You know what's embarrassing?
Speaker 14 (43:05):
Jesse, your husband of ten years being on bumble and
you catching him doing it. That's embarrassing. What the are
you doing?
Speaker 19 (43:14):
This is the reason I didn't want to say anything.
I let alone have it on a damn radio station.
It's a very good question. Yeah, okay, look Alice, I
have a problem, yes, And if you have a problem,
well I'm not cheating.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
That's not the problem. I need to be clear. I
swear that's not what it is.
Speaker 17 (43:41):
Why do you have bumble then, Well, because I'm trying
to find some friends. We haven't lived here very long.
I don't know anybody except Alice where we were at.
I thought I was trying to find it to get
some guy friends to hang out with.
Speaker 19 (43:52):
You know, go to the movies, do some stuff because
I hear all these people say you can make friends
on it, but that's bull what.
Speaker 12 (44:00):
You can make friends too. But all I get is
guy is hitting on me. I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Guess you just set up bumble. And does it say
that you're like looking to meet other guys?
Speaker 12 (44:12):
I was looking for guys to do things with, but
now it's just guys who want to do things to me.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
So what do you say to them?
Speaker 19 (44:22):
Hi, my name's Jesse. I'm just looking to hang out
and maybe you can go catch a movie. You know,
I don't have a lot of friends. It'd be great
to hang you know, maybe do something fun. I didn't
know that that was what I was implying.
Speaker 12 (44:38):
I'm guessing now, but yeah, usually I'm just like, let's
go and have a good time. They say yes, and
then they ask you, you know, if we.
Speaker 19 (44:46):
Can get dessert or I'm going to spend the night,
And then they send like a topless picture of himself
or something funny.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
Oh my god, Jesse.
Speaker 8 (44:57):
Yes, yes, babe, you've been meeting men on a dating app.
Speaker 19 (45:03):
Well, I haven't actually met any yet, because, Baby, every
time I meet one of them, they seem cool, but
then they start hitting on me or cut my leg
or asked if we're going to go back to their place.
Speaker 14 (45:15):
You just think you were so irresistible, Jessie. I don't
understand why you couldn't just talk to me about that.
Speaker 12 (45:26):
Well, well now I will. I really like some help.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
This is horrible.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
I was embarrassed. You know, I'm not a social person.
I thought it was weird. I had to use an
have to look for friends.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
A lot of people do it, Yeah, a lot of
people use the bubble BFS. Yeah, you just have to
put the BFS cart on.
Speaker 9 (45:43):
You.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, you probably find some friends on there, you know.
Speaker 12 (45:48):
Well, I mean, I.
Speaker 19 (45:49):
Don't want to judge anybody, but I don't think these
are the friends I was intending to find.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, no, I don't think you're judging anybody. You're a
married man of ten years. You should not be trying
to find anybody to mess around with.
Speaker 12 (46:00):
Babe place.
Speaker 19 (46:01):
Maybe you could help teach me how to use this
later and I would really really appreciate that.
Speaker 12 (46:07):
More awkward by the moment.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Oh, yes, I.
Speaker 14 (46:11):
Will help you change your settings.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I get to bubble together.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Ooh sorry, yeah, it's almost time to say back to
the weekend. What the weekend is? Artist? The weekend? The artist?
Speaker 8 (46:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
He has been promoting his new film called Hurry Up Tomorrow.
Doesn't gender or takea isn't it? Yes? And Barry I
don't know how to say his last yes yes in him?
So they all are in that movie.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
But so he's been talking about the movie and he's like,
you know what, the weekend is almost gone by, So
he wants to retire the name the Weekend, but he
can't do it yet because he's on tour right now.
But he says that he's teasing it because he's almost ready.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
So where is he going?
Speaker 8 (47:06):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Like?
Speaker 21 (47:06):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
He's all going anywhere, He'll probably just start being able.
Speaker 10 (47:09):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I was really hoping we were getting rid of this guy.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
But he if he becomes able, then I feel like
it's going to be a different sound because the Weekend
is that sound.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I wonder which a person sound he'll pick next. He's
already been through Michael Jackson's catalog.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
How do you really feel I feel that.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
I feel that the Weekend slash able. The artist formerly
known as whatever hasn't had an original thought ever?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What all his other music? You think he took it
from lame, unoriginal nonsense. Star boys still like one of
my favorites, but you should hear the original? What's the original?
We're not gonna get it to you. He should change
his name four day work week? What everybody he changes
his name to? Like a holiday? What if he was
just like Christmas Day? I was like, I can never
(47:56):
tell you, let's do it feels like Christmas Day. We
keep like, like, I don't know how he keeps doing it?
Which is doing it? Trash music? Trash?
Speaker 3 (48:04):
That TV show he did was trash. Now he's in
a in a show with a guy who cheated on
Serena Carpenter, Right, is that the guy she serena carpenter
and a girl, and her made her whole personality a
character that she did.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
And then this guy who doesn't do anything NR ticket
to I mean, because she's grod was choreographed yesday.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Why she's a good actress.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
He is brady, he's brown, he's a hater. You can't
be a different person on the red carpet than you
are in the movie. You're not an actor. She was
an different person on the red carpet. She wasn't. You
were here so you can see producer Brad do his
little a little little he does it anyway.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Let's let's watch you hate on this story. Now you're
ready for the next one. I feel like you will
be able to do it. Max is changing its name
back to HBO. Max's so quirky.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Why why? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Warner Brothers announced yesterday, yesterday that they're going to go
back to HBO Max something with branding. They did that
while they were also releasing the new trailer for Superman. Wait,
that is so good good, not low key.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
It looks good, not good, not even. But I don't
understand the branding thing. I guess you know that you
can change your name be whoever you want, but whenever
you've always been HBO, they should change their name to
the Weekend. Yeah, that's going to be available. It's going
to be available. And he could change his name to
HBO Max or just Max Man Max. Yeah, that would
(49:40):
be cute. Is there a hard to say Max? I
think a movie called Mad Max.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Anyway, I'm just going to say that to it. That's
what's trending. We need some positivity in our lives.
Speaker 7 (49:49):
We all got even Bredo.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
We are being quirky king. I'm not quirky, Brad being quirky.
Feel Max is so quirky that's changing its name. I
can't develop any good content but keeps shanging his mood.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
I just want to dare John Oliver on HBO Max
or HBO whatever you want to call it is the
best show that's ever existed.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
That's what you picked to say exactly.
Speaker 8 (50:11):
What E was?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Quirky? Dirty little secret? Hello, Hey hey you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 14 (50:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (50:21):
I do.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (50:23):
Basically? I've been dating, living with my boyfriend for three
years and I've been suspicious that something's going on. He's
been like hanging around our neighbors a lot, and it's
just like really beautiful younger girl.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Anyway, I.
Speaker 15 (50:41):
Was right.
Speaker 16 (50:42):
He's definitely been like meshing around her, and so reason
I know it's because yeah, we live in an apartment
and they are next door in the welterstin and I
definitely heard them together.
Speaker 8 (50:55):
Oh yeah, So he came home, uh you.
Speaker 16 (51:00):
Know, he was like sweaty, like it was ridiculous, like
it's flushed, And I said, what's going on? Are you
you know, were you over it at leases? And he
was like, nah, I went for a run like I've
been you know, like rediscovering exercise whatever.
Speaker 14 (51:13):
He was like full online.
Speaker 16 (51:14):
So I have just little by little because our lease
is not up until like we have a few more
months left, and I'm not.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
Moving on right now. I don't feel like it, you know,
And anyway, I want him.
Speaker 16 (51:26):
Out, and so I've been just doing little things just
to get my revenge in a way that he has
no idea. So yesterday I used his toothbrush and I
cleaned the toilet.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
It's like it's like a beacon, it's like a target
for that.
Speaker 16 (51:44):
It really is nothing that, you know, It's just a
little secrets like I make them smoothies all the time.
And I've been putting a little like, instead of a
scoop of protein powder, I've been putting a scoop of
mirror wax, which is you know, if you if you're
familiar with that, yeah, type of blasative.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
If anything, dirty little Secret has taught me to never
take any food from anyone else, no matter how else
they are to you brush my teeth up.
Speaker 16 (52:11):
Yeah, so far, he hasn't figured anything out. And so
far he seems to have like a like a gut
of steel, because he seems fine, but he's watching and yeah,
little things like I'm doing the laundry like I always do,
but instead of you know, like being careful about the
you know, separating out the color or whatever, I've been
(52:32):
putting like red shirts in with his white. He literally
doesn't seem to notice anything yet, but you will.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
You got to get that itchy powder stuff and stick
it in his boxers. What I don't know, there's some
powder that makes me super itchy. So if you go
and get that powder and just stick it all up
in those boxes, he'll feel it. He'll feel that for sure,
or hot sauce or something, so it'll burn. I'm surprised
you're not in jail. Listening to that through the wall.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Would have gone through the wall like a man.
Speaker 21 (53:04):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah,
you're welcome to line out who that girl's dad is.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
He could be hot. That would be an extra bonus.
Speaker 12 (53:17):
Oh, I see, what's
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Your dirty little secret.
This just in Katy Perry has been added to the
next mission to the Moon. Oh, apparently they need somebody
to put a comically large lollipop next to the American
flag that's already there, and she's just the astronaut to
do it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
See how easy it is to make fake news?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's why every week we bring you the segment Real
News or Fake News, where I give you a news
headline and you have to see if it's a real
news story from the week or a fake news story
that went viral and people believed it. It's a lot
harder to tell what's real news and fake news than
you think. And we'll do it next breaking news. You
heard it here first on the Jubil Show. Harry Styles
(00:40):
is set to star as young Willy Wonka in a
new Netflix series.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
See how easy it is to create fake news? It
would be so bad. You would be a good young
will want Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And that's why every single week we bring you the
segment Real News or Fake News, where I read a
news headline and you have to see whether you can
tell if it's from a real news story that went
viral this week or a fake news story that went
viral and people actually believed it. It's a lot harder
than you think. Here's the first headline for real news
versus fake news. Octopus steals divers camera in an underwater heist.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Real octopi. They're always wiling out. They are. We've had
many stories about octopuses.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, there's one that punched a kayaker, and then there
were other octopuses that were like throwing shells at other
fish to get them out of their area.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, so I'm going real they'll steal from you too,
that's true. Yeah, I'm going through red too.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Victoria's going with real Occipus steals divers camera and underwater
heightst would suck.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What do you think real news or fake news?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Everybody knows the octopi have their own cameras, don't need
to steal.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All they did was take pictures back of that diver.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
This is a fake news story. This is a real
news story. I don't know what is up with octopuses,
what they can do.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't know. They're thugs. I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
They run that underwater. I was gonna say something bad
so underwater space.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
While scuba diving off the coast of Wellington, New Zealand,
Victor uh I kin't want to say his last name,
had an underwater camera snatched.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Up by a cheeky octopus.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
They say the octopus grabbed the shiny device and attempted
a swift getaway.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's so funny. That means he probably caught the octopus.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh my god, you catch an octopus, you grab one
tentacles and say.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Give it here. You get socked in the jaw at
least seven times. I could this real news or fake news?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The segment where we bring you where where I read
a news headline from the week and you have to
tell if it's a real news story then when viral
and people believed it. Well, if it's real, I guess,
or a fake news story that went viral that people
actually believed. Here's another headline for real news versus fake news.
Woman marries Eiffel Tower, changed his name to Erica Eiffel
(03:02):
and demands tourists leave immediately so she can have her honeymoon.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Is that a real story or a fake news story?
It's real.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
You can't marry the Eiffel Tower. I'm gonna go oky, Yeah,
I'm gonna go okay. Tu dramatic story's going fake producer Brad.
Woman marries Eiffel Tower, changes his name to Erica Eiffel,
and then demands tourists leave immediately so she can have
her honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, everybody knows the Eiffel Tower Tower isn't involved in
a polyamory relationship with many wives, and so this is
just the new wife.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And I think this is a real story. What you
won't marry anybody?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Woman marries the Eiffel Tower, changes their name to Erica
Eiffel and demands tourists leave so she can have her honeymoon.
Is a real news story, actually happened. Yeah, you can't
marry you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Apparently you can.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Erica Lebrie fell in love with the Eiffel Tower and
legally married married in a commitment say ceremony.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Good for her?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She identifies as objectim sexual Uh huh, and changed her
name to Erica Eiffel and then immediately started yelling at
tourists to leave because she needed ever honeymoon.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know, we judge her, but there's probably something to it.
How would the Eiffel Tower break your heart? Like it
probably wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I just think it's weird. She took its first name. Yeah,
Why isn't she tower?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Erica Tower wouldn't make more sense, It would make way
more sense. Interesting. Eric still news it's real news or
fake news? The segment where I read a news headline,
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story from the week or a fake
news story that went viral and people actually believed it.
Here's another headline from this week. Iowa goat elected three
(04:35):
times as honorary mayor, relieved from duties due to eating
the budget.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, I'm gonna go this is fake. Okaya says fake.
I don't think it ate the budget. Toria, I'm gonna
go real. Of course it ate the budget.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
E's everything, He's going real producer Brad Iowa goat elected
three times as honorary mayor, relieved from his duties due
to eating budget.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think this is a really upsetting story because regardless
of what species this person, this thing is, it's a goat.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All politicians eat budgets. That's literally their entire job.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So if he did get fired and this is real,
I'm very upset, But I think it's probably real.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
A small Ohio town did fire their goat has been
elected as an one hundred and married three times. It's
real a goat ning, it's a gun named the mayor
Rufus was removed from his position when he ate the budget.
Apparently the actual mayor had bud the budget papers on
(05:34):
his desk and the goat was in there and it
ate all.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
The papers for the budget. A little rufous.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They actually have staffers assigned to watch him and wait
to see if the document comes out one way or another.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Ew, come on, just as small as this town. What
I said, No, We're going to wait till he comes.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's costing the citizens of the small Ohio town a
lot of money to some.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Politicians eat budgets. GESU, that's so wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news where
I read a news headline from the week and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story or a fake one that went viral
and people actually believed it. Tennessee town accidentally sends out
missile alert during tests, causing residents to take shelter underground
and stay.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
There for days. Is that a real news story or
a fake news story? Ooh, I'm gonna say real. Oh,
that can't be that's gonna suck, would really suck. I'm
gonna go real too. But whoever did it should get
some time outs. It's the ikes. I should fire that person.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Brad Tennessee town accidentally sends out missile alert, causing residents
to take shelter underground and stay.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
There for days.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Everybody knows we stopped making basements and shelters a long
time ago, so there is nowhere to hide underground.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You are never gonna be safe. And this is a
real story.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Wait, but that's where they when there's tornadoes and stuff
is underground to tie to the doorway.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
An employee for the city of this town in Tennessee
accidentally sent a message to residents warning of a missile launch.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
How do you accidentally do that? And then sent.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Instructions on where to go because I guess maybe it
was included like an auto message. I don't know, instructions
on where to go. So people started going to these
shelters and they didn't know for days that people had
actually gone to the shelters. Yeah, so people were in
these shelters for days. They just went and apparently got in.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Okay, Well, if you weren't one of those who went
to those shelters. I mean you had the whole town
to yourself for a hot Yeah, Nora an option though
nobody stuck on that what in the email, like you
have to type that out?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
He wrong, but only an automated message and just got
triggered on U. She probably was trying to click on like, hey,
we have like a farmer's market this weekend. I want
to tell people about and then the accidental they clicked
the missile farmer's market button.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Hit the missile button. Okay, what happened? It's another jubile
phone frame morning the twenties. Hello, Yeah, Hiatt's Trevor.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I'm sorry, Trevor.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Yeah, Or?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Who is this? Bridget?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
This is?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
This is Bridget?
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Who?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Who this?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
This is Trevor, Trevor from Trevor from where?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Who are you to help you?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I'm sorry to help me. I'm sorry. Maybe you have
the wrong number to help me with what I'm oh?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Oh sorry, I'm new here, so I'm still getting used
to how to do it.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I'm okay, do what?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
Okay, So I'm gonna just kind of reboot the conversation
for a second. Hi, my name is Trevor. I'm calling
from home. I was looking for our customer, Bridget Blank,
who has a problem with our smart thermostat.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is that better?
Speaker 13 (09:12):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (09:13):
I know?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah? Is that how I should start the calls?
Speaker 7 (09:18):
You think I don't I don't know.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
I don't work for your company. I'm just trying to
figure out how to work my thermostat. It's I'm extremely frustrated.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It sounds like your thermostat isn't working correctly.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Yes, it's not working correctly. It has not been working correctly.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, I got it, and I just okay, so I
can help you.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
The first thing I'm going to need you to do
is like I'm going to tell you how to reboot it,
so we should try to.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Already I already rebooted it.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, let's reboot it.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Did you not hear what I just said? I already
did that.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, we need to reboot it.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
I'm sir, I'm I'm telling you I have already done that.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
This is brand new that should not be happening for
this brand new thermostat that was just installed.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Stop saying reboot. I already did that.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
Okay, So you don't, okay, So I want to make
sure that I'm clear. You don't want me to say
the word reboot.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
I oh my god, I know I already did that.
And you've said reboot like so many times that I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
What that is.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, so let's restart it.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
No, that's the same thing.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Reboot and restart is the same thing. I don't think
you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, well we need to reboot it.
Speaker 14 (10:45):
Oh my god, how.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Many times have I told you I have already done that.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
I swear to God, if I hear the word reboot
one more time, I'm going to reboot your.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I really, my head is going to explode.
Speaker 11 (11:02):
Okay, Well I uh, okay, So I don't want your
head to explode, because like that would be like intense.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
You know.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
I mean, this is just it's insane. I just this
should be working and you're not.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It's pretty simple to do just a reboot real quick.
I think we need to read my.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
God, if I swear, I'm going to jump through this
phone and if you say reboot one more time, I'm
going to lose it.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
So you okay, So maybe there's another way we could
look at what might be going on with your thermostat.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
I mean, this is just this is insane, This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It seems like you might be frustrated.
Speaker 10 (11:47):
I'm extremely frustrated, and this is like literally the most
insane conversation.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So maybe we should reboot the conversation again.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
God, if I this, I'm literally fuming. Do not say
reboot what I already said. I have rebooted it like
twenty five times.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh okay, okay, let me look at something. Oh no,
oh what?
Speaker 11 (12:20):
Okay, Well I don't I okay, so I was pulling
up something on my computer.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
But if you say reboot, I'm going to freak out.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, it looks like I have to reboot it.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
There it is again.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Reboot, reboot, Hey, bridget, boot Bridget.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
This is actually Gebil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband sets you up.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh my god, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He said that you've been having problems with your hometower
set and they keep telling you to reboot it, and
so you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 15 (12:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I never want to hear the word ever again in
my life.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's What's trending.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Starbucks has got a little bit of a problem. It's
more than one thousand Starbucks baris does that. Seventy five
US stores have gone on strike since Sunday to protest
a new company dress code.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's the dress code. The dress code is that they
wear black shirts with khakis or jeans with their green apron,
because the whole point is so that the green apron
pops a little bit more allegedly according to whoever decided
that this was the rule. But the Barisas don't like it.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
They want to be able to wear whatever they want,
not whatever they want, but essentially like colored shirt if
they want to. Yeah, they don't believe that anything takes
away from the green apron. And plus the experience has
nothing to do with what they're wearing.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's not your call. Hey, Yeah, you have a job,
you have rules, you work for somebody. You don't get
to decide. It doesn't matter what you want. If you
don't want to do that, leave, Yeah, that's insane to me.
That's a weird thing to be strived over. It to
me to me as well.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Starbucks said that they would give two free black T
shirts to each employee when they announced the news.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh and they're free too. Sometimes you pay for your shirts.
Yeah yeah, some places you have to buy your own.
I used to work at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
We had a uniform and you had to have crisp
white shoes, that's what it said in the manual.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
And you had to buy your own white shoes. They
didn't give you white shoes. Yeah, yeah, you had to
miss it.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
They had to be If you had them not clean,
you'd had to go, like they send you home, So
you'd be spending money on shoes all the time.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Same while you're spending money on shoes, though, you don't
have to think about what you're going to put on
your feet. You don't have to think about what you're
going to wear to work. You already know. I feel
like sometimes these dress codes actually save you a lot
of time.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
They're letting you wear and your set that they think
that the dress code should be subject to collective bargaining.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
What does that mean if they decide together? Oh, buys
don't get it, Like why, I don't know why. It's
like a big deal.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I'm I'm not sure either. I mean, if there's still
you'd like to know what.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, I changed my mind. The only reason I ever
go to Starbucks isn't for the coffee. It's for the
originality of the shirts on the orasis. Yeah, that's why
I go there. I don't even notice.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I always notice the green apron and their smile, like
when they're nice and they talk to you like, I
love that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I really don't ever notice what you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
If I were in the Starbucks, I would rather have
a uniform because I have known people that works at
Starbucks and their clothes smell like coffee all the time.
Not even not fresh coffee either, it's stale coffee smell.
So you know, I wouldn't want my clothes getting that
smell on them. At least you have your uniform that stinks.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's a good point.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, at lea see where your uniform that sneaks to
a work and not Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeahs. Not everybody's on strike though, because Starbucks is functioning well.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
It's only seventy five stores, because those are probably the
union stores, the stores that are unionized.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
They are. Yeah, so we should unionize, we should. There
is a union ifinully know what that means, but bull
sag but not well.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, there is there is union that covers radio stuff,
but I mean that we're not in it. So we
should just start our own union. Okay, we should strike today.
Oh okay, what are we striking on?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Reason? Right?
Speaker 15 (16:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, we don't have uniforms. Yeah, yeah, we want Starbucks uniforms.
I would love to have a uniform. Picking out clothes
every morning is the worst? Is this hard?
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
And when we try to fake people out on the
internet you can tell because we have different outfits on
that's not good.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Brad Brad stories for you. I don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
So in New Zealand, Brad Pitt actually went to a
McDonald's and got a quarter powder on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
There we uniforms.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
So now because of that, McDonald's wants to give Brad's
free quarter pounders. What why Because Brad Brad Pitt did it,
So now they want to take care of all of
the Brads. So if you get to New Zealand, Brad,
you could get a freak pounder spread you would get
the thousand. But this is a place where brads are honored.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm honored every day in my own brain. Okay, that's
what's trending.
Speaker 16 (17:15):
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Speaker 1 (17:22):
Gabrielle is on the phone today for a first day
follow up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Orlando.
So we're about to call him in a few minutes
and see if we can get him on the phone
and ask him why he's ghosting her. But first we
need to talk about the date. Gabrielle, how long has
it been since you heard from Orlando?
Speaker 8 (17:36):
The last communication was about three days ago. I've talsted
him about four times and nothing, so.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Three days may not be officially ghosting, but it's the
attempt at they're reaching out that makes her feel that, Yeah,
it does. I get that. Well, why don't you tell
us about the date and how you met? Orlando?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
So we met on hinge and bonded over karaoke songs
and decided to hit a holiday themed karaoke bar for
our date. We ended up having some holiday drinks like
spiked peppermint, howt cocoa and mulled wine, kind of like
each other's cheerleaders. As we performed each song. Yeah, afterwards,
(18:22):
we grabbed another round and found a table in the
back of the bar and we just talked and it
was under some lights by a fire. It was really
romantic and cozy.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
So then, what do you think could have gone wrong
on the day? What did you guys talk about?
Speaker 8 (18:38):
Well, we were really comfortable with each other, and I
think it might have been because I started crying. I
started talking about being.
Speaker 16 (18:48):
Cheated on and it triggered me because my ex fiance
cheated on me right before our wedding and two years ago.
But I didn't really expect to cry that Maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
How did he react while you were while you were crying?
Speaker 8 (19:04):
I mean he was sympathetic. He seemed really nice. I
just don't know what went wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
What intensity level are we talking about with the cry?
Was it like tearing up or was it full on
balling on the floor?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know?
Speaker 16 (19:18):
Well, I mean I needed some tissue. Like I said,
I really didn't expect to cry. I think it was
decided too much to drink. I can get a little
emotional when I.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Drink, understandable. I just am trying to picture like him, like, yeah,
this reaction because they could have gone like, you know,
he made you feel comfortable in that space.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Like, yeah, I mean I thought he was. He was
fairly nice. Yeah, considering what we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Did he give you like a hug or.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
He put his arm around me?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay? So then what happened after? Did you guys recover
from that and have fun again?
Speaker 14 (19:54):
Or yeah?
Speaker 8 (19:54):
I mean the rest Yeah, the rest of the date
was great.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
How did the date end?
Speaker 8 (20:00):
It's a hug?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay? How long did the whole inner exchange about that? Like?
How long did that take?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Was that a quick thing or you know, was it
like an hour of crying?
Speaker 8 (20:13):
It was pretty quick?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Cool, Well, we'll play a song come back, and then
we'll call him and we'll see if he'll tell us
why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay,
thank you, be your first a follow up. Next, you're
just joining us for today's first day follow up. Gabrielle
is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a
dude named Orlando that she really liked. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
(20:36):
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But before we do, that. Why don't you refresh everybody's memory,
Gabrielle on your situation.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
So we had a really great date. It was kind
of holiday themes, and I started crying and I think
that might be the reason, but I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And you were crying about your ex, right, yeah, because
he cheated on you?
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Yes, in two years now, those Victoria's.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Looking at me like I sound intensive? Did I sound
like I was insensitive? But almost like one of the
ones where you're like, damn, Jewbell, don't bring it up.
But he brought up.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Wanted to make sure everybody, you know, okay, good. I
want to make sure I was not coming off like yeah, okay,
I'm gonna call him right now. You ready, Gabrielle, Yeah, okay,
here we go.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah is this Orlando?
Speaker 15 (21:35):
This is how can I out?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
How are you? My name is Jewbel and I'm calling
from a radio show. It's called the Jewbil Show. Yeah, Hi, Orlando,
who show?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
My name is Nina, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 15 (21:45):
Oh hey, I'm listening to you guys all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Look up, Oh you do? Thank you?
Speaker 15 (21:50):
Yeah? I love your show. So why do you guys
call him?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Did you have are you ghosting somebody right now, I
wouldn't call.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
A ghost, but I mean, if this is what I
think it is, like I'm not responding to I guess
that's the definition of ghosting man.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, this is a first a follow up
where if you go somebody, they have let's get you
on the phone to ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
We got an email about you from Gabrielle.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
Yeah, I remember, Gabrielle.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Why are you non respondent?
Speaker 15 (22:26):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
So I don't want to be gross or nothing, right,
but like I'm just being real about this. It was
a great date up until a moment when she started crying.
You know, like that that probably is not bad. You know,
she had a rough you know, last boyfriend or I
(22:50):
think it was her fiance or something like that. Yeah,
like kid on her, So I get being emotional about that.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
She told us a little bit about that. She said
that she thinks that that might be the reason that
you're ghostinger, So it kind of is.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Not really I don't mind the fact that she was
hid but like, I don't know if you can say
this on the radio, but like she was digging into
her panties for tissues.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh what what are you being literal with that? Yeah,
she had tissues in her underwear. Why do you had
tissues in there?
Speaker 8 (23:28):
I was wearing a skirt with built in shorts and
and pocket. I was reaching into my pocket.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Wait what relactly?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, Orlando, Yeah, if you've listened to these before, that's Gabrielle.
She's been listening to this whole conversation.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:52):
I was wearing.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Shorts with pockets.
Speaker 15 (23:58):
Oh hey yeah, uh, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Growl okay?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
So just to recap, Orlando, you have been ghosting Gabrielle
because she was digging into her panties.
Speaker 13 (24:18):
Yeah, I mean, like, look not for nothing, you know,
Like I I at first, you know, I didn't know
what she was doing.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
I didn't know she was excited or crying or what.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But like.
Speaker 13 (24:34):
That was that was weird, you know, And like there
was one point when like you and I the hug
because I was trying to reach for the tissues at
the Knopkins on the bar behind you, because I thought
it was weird that you were going. You know, again,
I don't mind you being open with me. It's a
real compliment that you can feel that comfortable around me.
(24:57):
I just thought, what you I just thought you were
a recent someplace weird in public and that.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
That's rough for a first day, right, Like, am I
the crazy one here?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It's just funny to think about. Yeah, I'm sorry. So, Gabrielle,
you weren't digging in your panties?
Speaker 13 (25:17):
No, definitely not so like how I mean like you
were wearing like everything short, which is fine.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
How you dress is how you dressed, and you were
looking good.
Speaker 12 (25:30):
But I really doesn't look.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
Right in public. Oh, at least give me a heads
up if that's the kind of person you are.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
You know, they were just really short and really tight short.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Definitely didn't look like that. But if that's the case,
my apologies. I just didn't want to get weird like
that without a conversation.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
At least, you know, you could have asked me about it.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
How am I gonna add to.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
A grown woman in like?
Speaker 15 (26:02):
Are you reaching.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
You?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Because where are those dishes coming from?
Speaker 5 (26:10):
You?
Speaker 8 (26:13):
There?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
What else you got in there? What a great misunderstanding? Yeah,
it seems like a big misunderstanding. Orlando, would you like
to go out on another date with Gabrielle?
Speaker 13 (26:24):
We'll pay for it, I mean sure, you know this
time though, everyone's wearing jeans.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
A good idea.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Well, congratulations, Gabrielle, you got another date and a very
awkward question for Orlando God cleared up.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean, if you still want to go
out with somebody that assumed you were digging in your
parents and that we're not judging.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Thank you, Thanks everyone, and thanks to Orlando for giving
me another chance. Oh day, no worries.
Speaker 13 (26:58):
I'm glad we got to clear this up, and I'm uh,
for what it's worth, I'm glad you guys called.
Speaker 15 (27:02):
I wasn't going to respond to the text messages.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
But like I was going to ask you, but I
wasn't going to respond.
Speaker 15 (27:10):
Hey, Gabrielle, I just want to say, you know.
Speaker 13 (27:13):
The first day was fantastic for what it's worth, and
you know, I am really excited to see you again.
I'm just glad to know that, you know, there's a
little bit more decorum between us than when I first thought.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I'm excited too, Orlando. When you show up on
the date handkerchief out of your underwear.
Speaker 15 (27:38):
You know you can do a magic trick.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Judy, good morning. Can I take your order.
Speaker 12 (27:50):
A large black? Large black?
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Do you mean eventy?
Speaker 8 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 14 (27:55):
I mean she means yeah, the biggest ONNY venty is large.
Speaker 12 (28:02):
Large is large.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Vani's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 12 (28:10):
Congratulations for stupid.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
And three languages.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for caliuch. She tickets today, So
call us up eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. You can also dm us at the
Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I have another joke. Oh oh sweet, what is it?
What's red and bad for your teeth? What any guesses?
Speaker 17 (28:42):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
No, a brick? I like that one.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, call right now if you want to play
eight a' eight three four three six one and be careful.
Victoria is on a winning street. Yes, she won yesterday,
so she's got one win under her belt.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Okay, you know what, We're starting the winning streak today,
all right. Jokes are intimidating. We'll play you verus Victoria
next and sin you will show what am I some.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
Sort of a mentally challenged Aaron. No, not even I
didn't say that. It was like, why am I even
listening to you?
Speaker 14 (29:14):
To begin with?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
You're a virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
This time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
It's your chance to see if you can.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Stop Victoria from her huge wind streak, continuing, Yeah, she
won yesterday and she's going for number two today.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, I am and Caliuchi.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Tickets are on the line, and let's meet today's contestant
for you, verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Amber. How you doing?
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Amber?
Speaker 15 (29:42):
Hey, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
How are you great? Thank you for asking? Are you
ready to stop Victoria in her tracks?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Whoa all?
Speaker 7 (29:49):
I'm ready? Amber.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
You seem very lively today, which kind of worries me
because I'm the opposite.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
But I still believe that could be true.
Speaker 16 (29:57):
So well, I'll play you before and they were all hey,
list of questions and you won, then one's for redemption.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh well, a long time to take question episode.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
We'll send Victoria out of the studio and Amber, you
already know how the game is played, but I'm gonna
explain it anyway. Thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know, when essay pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay, okay, all right, Amber, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (30:26):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What's the only continent that has no permanent human population?
Which famous composer became deaf later in life, but continue
to compose music? What is the chemical symbol for gold?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Are you what?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Us state is known as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes?
Missed again? What year did the Berlin Wall fall?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
All right, We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And
while Victoria is putting her headphones on and getting ready,
here's a question for you.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Ember.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
What's something you've never tried but feel weirdly confident that
you'd be amazing at it right away?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (31:18):
You know what?
Speaker 8 (31:19):
I anything motorized?
Speaker 16 (31:21):
Like if you even if I've never done it before,
I get on it and I think I'm like evil knieval.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Or something and I'm not.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Okay. So anything motor the flyplane? Do you flyplane? Right away?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I mean I could do it. I don't know that
anybody would survive.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right, Victoria is back in studio with their headphones on. Ready, Vicky,
I think, so, there's a little little nerve racking. To
be honest, it's pacing outside.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Remember there's no pressure. I want to keep my wind
streak up. Ye, I haven't gone past one day in
a hot minutes.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Victoria is going for a second win in a row,
and I want to get it thirty seconds, answered as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass, and you have to beat Amber outright to win.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Ready. I needed to be ready on the questions. I
needed to go fast. Don't blame me because you get
them wrong. I just need to go the same game.
Amber gets well, I need special. This is a new
beginning for you. Amber. You can sell Victoria when you
lose why and go? What's the only continent that has
no permanent human population? Seriously? At Artica?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Which famous composer became deaf later in life but continue
to compose music?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Who?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
My gosh, yours?
Speaker 13 (32:36):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I don't know pass?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
I think what is the chemical symbol for gold au?
What US state is known as the Land of ten
thousand Lakes.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
What Ohio? What year did ere Lynn wall fall? I
heard the question eighteen fifty. I don't know what famous
document begins with we the people, Oh, we the people?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
And then.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
What is this a document? You're done? You're done over.
What the song was that? Also?
Speaker 8 (33:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
But Bill, wait really wait, we're moving. Let's go to
the scoreboard and see what song was that?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Though, that's this, that's the song I learned for that document,
obviously didn't learn very well.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's a song you've never heard it.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
No play for you, after all, right, We'll let's send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Producer Brad Victoria did get too correct. Oh my gosh,
the Constitution, Amber got too correct. It's a new beginning.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You spent all that time singing Victoria didn't get her
second win in a row. Waited Cali uchy tickets and
Victoria's now doubled over on the side of the studio,
so upset that she didn't get her second win.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I shouldn't have heads, Yeah I do. I kind of
do too. Hit the Constitution, Well, I don't care. I've
ever seen that game show. They don't let them answer
nine times, so they get it right. Victoria, you said
Bill of Wrights, You were.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Wrongs Victoria on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Which is a game show anyway, let's get the answers
to Nina Wow. Okay.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
So the only continent that has no permanent human population
is Antarctica. The famous composer that became deaf later in
life but continue to compose music was Beethoven. The chemical
symbol for gold is au. The US state known as
the Land of ten Thousand Lakes as Minnesota. The year
the Berlin Wall fell was nineteen eighty nine, and the
US Constitution is the document that begins with.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
We the people. Amber, thank you for playing in congression. Amber,
thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
We play you for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com. Don't worry,
you live to play another day. She's actually really cry.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I actually is I know it. I sang the song
so much time saying that song well, because it was
in my head. You say the title, It's gonna get
stuck in my head of course, and I also know Beethoven.
I was in music memory in fourth grade. Yeah. By
the way, Beethoven does have ears? Said, who doesn't have it?
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Ear?
Speaker 8 (35:29):
It's time to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Only on the Jubile Show, Alice is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater. And she's been married
to her husband, Jesse for ten years, but now she
thinks something might be going on.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
So we'll see if we can help her out.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Alice, sorry, you have to come on the show this way,
but what's going on? Why do you think Jesse might
be cheating?
Speaker 14 (35:46):
Well, you know, I've never thought that he was a
cheating type before. I would never ever.
Speaker 9 (35:54):
We've never had any drama, not a dramatic relationship, right,
But recently, I don't know, last couple of months, things
just seem a little bit weird. There's been a few
things that have happened. I swear like you, if you
knew Jesse, he's he is not. I've never ever thought
(36:15):
of him as a cheating type. Like maybe occasionally I
see him checking out some girls.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
But and I.
Speaker 14 (36:21):
Him up right, knock him upside the head.
Speaker 18 (36:24):
We move on, right, He's just a doork, He's a nerd.
He never leaves the house, or at least he never
left the house. Literally, he would have to actually meet
a girl to cheat on me, so.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Unlikely.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
But for the last month or so, all of a sudden,
I see him texting a whole bunch. And he's not
a big texter. I mean, I love him so much,
I love him Jeth. He's not on his phone texting people.
He's just he doesn't hang.
Speaker 7 (36:52):
Out with people.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
He never acts like he wants to hang out with people.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
And so suddenly I see him texting all the time,
and I'm asking, and I ask him, what are you doing?
Speaker 14 (36:59):
Why who you're texting?
Speaker 19 (37:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 14 (37:01):
And he says, it's work, texting my brother.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
He would not willingly text work or his brother, much
less suddenly be doing.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
It all the time. Okay, it's not his that was
not his thing.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
It's weird. It's just weird. It's different. He randomly, all
of a sudden, he's going out. So he does go
to the movies by himself, like that is a thing
that he does. He if I don't want to see
the movie, he goes. And that's fine. But all of
a sudden, it's happening more. He just randomly says, Oh,
I'm gonna go see a movie and just bounces and
(37:37):
it's so it's been happening more and nail on the coffin.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
So I walked in and he was on his phone
and he was in the he was in the bumble app.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Oh did you say anything to him about it?
Speaker 9 (37:54):
No? This is my heart just like I felt it dropped.
I have no idea what's going on in his head.
We've been together ten years, like this is I thought of,
you guys immediately. It was the first thing I thought of,
is like, I just have to I have to figure
out what the husband at if he thinks if this
guy thinks that after ten years he can cheat on me, Yeah,
(38:14):
he's got a fun surprise waiting for him.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
And that's not even like he met somebody who's actively
just pursuing on an app. Is there any other reason
he would have that app? Do you think he could
be looking for a friend on it? He's not like
looking for looking for whatever we do have bumblevff.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Okay, So maybe that wasn't what I was thinking, But
like a friend, I don't know, like one of his
coworkers or something.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, then just why wouldn't he just tell you about it.
Speaker 14 (38:45):
Then he does not have any friends. None of the
people he hangs out with are that kind of friend.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
Okay, I just can't even wrap my head around him,
like doing something like that for someone else.
Speaker 14 (38:58):
He doesn't. He's not close with any of his co way.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, so mention hurt. Oh that's really frustrating. Well, we'll
see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay, Okay, you already told us what grocery store he's
a rewards member at, So play a song, come back,
and then call him and pretend to me from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our Florid apartment.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And we'll see if he sends those. See what are
somebody else? All right? Okay, we'll get your to catch theeter.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Next in the middle of to catch Acheter and if
you're just joining us, Alice is on the phone and
she thinks that her husband, Jesse of ten years, might
be cheating. So we're about to call him and present
to me from the grocery store that he's a rewards
card member at, and say that he's this month's lucky
winner of a free gift from us and his flowers
delivered from our florial department. And we'll see if he
sends us to his wife, Alice or to somebody else.
(39:46):
But before we do that, Alice, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
So, Jesse and I've been married for ten years, no drama,
great relationship, totally talk about everything. But he's been texting
a lot, he's been going in the movies by himself
more frequently, and I saw him using the bumble app
on his phone.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, that's personally awesome. Yeah, that part is shady. All right,
are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 14 (40:14):
Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbett calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Jesse's name.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
I'm Jesse.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hi, Jesse, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's winner.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Thanks.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
I don't know what you mean, but all right.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Oh well, every.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Single month we choose one rewards card member who gets
a free gift from us, and this month is flowers
delivered from our floor department. You've just won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States. Absolutely free. It's
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations real free.
Yeah wow, well that's crazy, but yeah thanks, why.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Not, no problem.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
The first thing I would need from you would be
the first and the last name of the person you
want to send them to, and then we'll get anything
on a card if you want to put something on
a card, and then.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
We'll get the address and be good to go. Okay, Alice,
all right, I got that, and would you like a
card along with it?
Speaker 12 (41:27):
Note? Yeah, I would love to.
Speaker 19 (41:30):
Can you write, Hey, old woman exclamation point love? You
gonna be at the movie tonight, but here's something pretty
for the pretty lady?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Okay? Got that?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
And now, Jesse, at this point, I'll let you know
this is not a grocery store. It's actually a radio
show that's called The Jewbel Show. I have Nina, I
am Victoria, and my.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Name is Jewbell.
Speaker 12 (41:56):
What is going on? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
We do a segment on our show that's called to
Catch a cheater. Where if you think your significant other
might be messing around? You see who they send flowers to.
And your wife of ten years, Alice, old lady, the
old lady is on the phone.
Speaker 20 (42:12):
Oh my god, I'm because I'm the cheater. Oh no, babe,
Do you think I'm the cheater?
Speaker 8 (42:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I do. Oh you can actually shady?
Speaker 12 (42:30):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
What do you think I'm cheating?
Speaker 9 (42:32):
You keep going to the movies by yourself. You're texting
all the time. I saw you on the bumble app
ten years homely honest with each other.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
And what are you doing?
Speaker 14 (42:47):
What are you hiding?
Speaker 12 (42:49):
Alice? You have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 14 (42:52):
I have nothing to worry about. Why are you on
the bumble app?
Speaker 7 (42:57):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (42:58):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (43:00):
This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
You're embarrassed.
Speaker 7 (43:04):
You know what's embarrassing?
Speaker 14 (43:05):
Jesse, your husband of ten years being on bumble and
you catching him doing it. That's embarrassing. What the are
you doing?
Speaker 19 (43:14):
This is the reason I didn't want to say anything.
I let alone have it on a damn radio station.
It's a very good question. Yeah, okay, look Alice, I
have a problem, yes, And if you have a problem,
well I'm not cheating.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
That's not the problem. I need to be clear. I
swear that's not what it is.
Speaker 17 (43:41):
Why do you have bumble then, Well, because I'm trying
to find some friends. We haven't lived here very long.
I don't know anybody except Alice where we were at.
I thought I was trying to find it to get
some guy friends to hang out with.
Speaker 19 (43:52):
You know, go to the movies, do some stuff because
I hear all these people say you can make friends
on it, but that's bull what.
Speaker 12 (44:00):
You can make friends too. But all I get is
guy is hitting on me. I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Guess you just set up bumble. And does it say
that you're like looking to meet other guys?
Speaker 12 (44:12):
I was looking for guys to do things with, but
now it's just guys who want to do things to me.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
So what do you say to them?
Speaker 19 (44:22):
Hi, my name's Jesse. I'm just looking to hang out
and maybe you can go catch a movie. You know,
I don't have a lot of friends. It'd be great
to hang you know, maybe do something fun. I didn't
know that that was what I was implying.
Speaker 12 (44:38):
I'm guessing now, but yeah, usually I'm just like, let's
go and have a good time. They say yes, and
then they ask you, you know, if we.
Speaker 19 (44:46):
Can get dessert or I'm going to spend the night,
And then they send like a topless picture of himself
or something funny.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
Oh my god, Jesse.
Speaker 8 (44:57):
Yes, yes, babe, you've been meeting men on a dating app.
Speaker 19 (45:03):
Well, I haven't actually met any yet, because, Baby, every
time I meet one of them, they seem cool, but
then they start hitting on me or cut my leg
or asked if we're going to go back to their place.
Speaker 14 (45:15):
You just think you were so irresistible, Jessie. I don't
understand why you couldn't just talk to me about that.
Speaker 12 (45:26):
Well, well now I will. I really like some help.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
This is horrible.
Speaker 12 (45:29):
I was embarrassed. You know, I'm not a social person.
I thought it was weird. I had to use an
have to look for friends.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
A lot of people do it, Yeah, a lot of
people use the bubble BFS. Yeah, you just have to
put the BFS cart on.
Speaker 9 (45:43):
You.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, you probably find some friends on there, you know.
Speaker 12 (45:48):
Well, I mean, I.
Speaker 19 (45:49):
Don't want to judge anybody, but I don't think these
are the friends I was intending to find.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, no, I don't think you're judging anybody. You're a
married man of ten years. You should not be trying
to find anybody to mess around with.
Speaker 12 (46:00):
Babe place.
Speaker 19 (46:01):
Maybe you could help teach me how to use this
later and I would really really appreciate that.
Speaker 12 (46:07):
More awkward by the moment.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Oh, yes, I.
Speaker 14 (46:11):
Will help you change your settings.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I get to bubble together.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Ooh sorry, yeah, it's almost time to say back to
the weekend. What the weekend is? Artist? The weekend? The artist?
Speaker 8 (46:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
He has been promoting his new film called Hurry Up Tomorrow.
Doesn't gender or takea isn't it? Yes? And Barry I
don't know how to say his last yes yes in him?
So they all are in that movie.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
But so he's been talking about the movie and he's like,
you know what, the weekend is almost gone by, So
he wants to retire the name the Weekend, but he
can't do it yet because he's on tour right now.
But he says that he's teasing it because he's almost ready.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
So where is he going?
Speaker 8 (47:06):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Like?
Speaker 21 (47:06):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
He's all going anywhere, He'll probably just start being able.
Speaker 10 (47:09):
Dang it.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
I was really hoping we were getting rid of this guy.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
But he if he becomes able, then I feel like
it's going to be a different sound because the Weekend
is that sound.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I wonder which a person sound he'll pick next. He's
already been through Michael Jackson's catalog.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
How do you really feel I feel that.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
I feel that the Weekend slash able. The artist formerly
known as whatever hasn't had an original thought ever?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
What all his other music? You think he took it
from lame, unoriginal nonsense. Star boys still like one of
my favorites, but you should hear the original? What's the original?
We're not gonna get it to you. He should change
his name four day work week? What everybody he changes
his name to? Like a holiday? What if he was
just like Christmas Day? I was like, I can never
(47:56):
tell you, let's do it feels like Christmas Day. We
keep like, like, I don't know how he keeps doing it?
Which is doing it? Trash music? Trash?
Speaker 3 (48:04):
That TV show he did was trash. Now he's in
a in a show with a guy who cheated on
Serena Carpenter, Right, is that the guy she serena carpenter
and a girl, and her made her whole personality a
character that she did.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
And then this guy who doesn't do anything NR ticket
to I mean, because she's grod was choreographed yesday.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Why she's a good actress.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
He is brady, he's brown, he's a hater. You can't
be a different person on the red carpet than you
are in the movie. You're not an actor. She was
an different person on the red carpet. She wasn't. You
were here so you can see producer Brad do his
little a little little he does it anyway.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Let's let's watch you hate on this story. Now you're
ready for the next one. I feel like you will
be able to do it. Max is changing its name
back to HBO. Max's so quirky.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Why why? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Warner Brothers announced yesterday, yesterday that they're going to go
back to HBO Max something with branding. They did that
while they were also releasing the new trailer for Superman. Wait,
that is so good good, not low key.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
It looks good, not good, not even. But I don't
understand the branding thing. I guess you know that you
can change your name be whoever you want, but whenever
you've always been HBO, they should change their name to
the Weekend. Yeah, that's going to be available. It's going
to be available. And he could change his name to
HBO Max or just Max Man Max. Yeah, that would
(49:40):
be cute. Is there a hard to say Max? I
think a movie called Mad Max.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Anyway, I'm just going to say that to it. That's
what's trending. We need some positivity in our lives.
Speaker 7 (49:49):
We all got even Bredo.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
We are being quirky king. I'm not quirky, Brad being quirky.
Feel Max is so quirky that's changing its name. I
can't develop any good content but keeps shanging his mood.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
I just want to dare John Oliver on HBO Max
or HBO whatever you want to call it is the
best show that's ever existed.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
That's what you picked to say exactly.
Speaker 8 (50:11):
What E was?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Quirky? Dirty little secret? Hello, Hey hey you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 14 (50:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (50:21):
I do.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
What is it?
Speaker 16 (50:23):
Basically? I've been dating, living with my boyfriend for three
years and I've been suspicious that something's going on. He's
been like hanging around our neighbors a lot, and it's
just like really beautiful younger girl.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Anyway, I.
Speaker 15 (50:41):
Was right.
Speaker 16 (50:42):
He's definitely been like meshing around her, and so reason
I know it's because yeah, we live in an apartment
and they are next door in the welterstin and I
definitely heard them together.
Speaker 8 (50:55):
Oh yeah, So he came home, uh you.
Speaker 16 (51:00):
Know, he was like sweaty, like it was ridiculous, like
it's flushed, And I said, what's going on? Are you
you know, were you over it at leases? And he
was like, nah, I went for a run like I've
been you know, like rediscovering exercise whatever.
Speaker 14 (51:13):
He was like full online.
Speaker 16 (51:14):
So I have just little by little because our lease
is not up until like we have a few more
months left, and I'm not.
Speaker 8 (51:22):
Moving on right now. I don't feel like it, you know,
And anyway, I want him.
Speaker 16 (51:26):
Out, and so I've been just doing little things just
to get my revenge in a way that he has
no idea. So yesterday I used his toothbrush and I
cleaned the toilet.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
It's like it's like a beacon, it's like a target
for that.
Speaker 16 (51:44):
It really is nothing that, you know, It's just a
little secrets like I make them smoothies all the time.
And I've been putting a little like, instead of a
scoop of protein powder, I've been putting a scoop of
mirror wax, which is you know, if you if you're
familiar with that, yeah, type of blasative.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
If anything, dirty little Secret has taught me to never
take any food from anyone else, no matter how else
they are to you brush my teeth up.
Speaker 16 (52:11):
Yeah, so far, he hasn't figured anything out. And so
far he seems to have like a like a gut
of steel, because he seems fine, but he's watching and yeah,
little things like I'm doing the laundry like I always do,
but instead of you know, like being careful about the
you know, separating out the color or whatever, I've been
(52:32):
putting like red shirts in with his white. He literally
doesn't seem to notice anything yet, but you will.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
You got to get that itchy powder stuff and stick
it in his boxers. What I don't know, there's some
powder that makes me super itchy. So if you go
and get that powder and just stick it all up
in those boxes, he'll feel it. He'll feel that for sure,
or hot sauce or something, so it'll burn. I'm surprised
you're not in jail. Listening to that through the wall.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Would have gone through the wall like a man.
Speaker 21 (53:04):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah,
you're welcome to line out who that girl's dad is.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
He could be hot. That would be an extra bonus.
Speaker 12 (53:17):
Oh, I see, what's
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Your dirty little secret.
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