March 13, 2023 • 52 mins
Welcome back to our show! It's a classic Cece and Winston mess around. With Zooey out on assignment, Hannah and Lamorne relive the hilarious antics of Josh Gad and recount the way Max liked to push his cast members to take a joke to its highest level. Plus, learn how a fourteen-year-old Hannah tried to seduce a radio DJ and why Lamorne prefers to be cheated on. Follow us on Instagram @welcometoourshowpod.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ring ring ring ring, May I please speak with Zoe? Oh, hello, Lamarne,
let's patch in, Hannah, God, I forgot what it was
like working with you guys. Hannah? Hey, does you and me? Is? This?
(00:32):
Is this what people talk about when they say it's uh,
when they say Winston and CC mess around? Yes, let's
mess around. Let's let's talk about an episode that we're
barely in. But it's one of my absolute favorites all
season two, don't you. Yeah, it's a mess around. Well,
(00:53):
one of the storylines. I'll just say that there is
a storyline in here that is one of my favorites.
But yes, let's jump all right in You and me. Yes,
this is very excited. Yes, they want to know in
real life if we do the mess around, and we do,
and you about to see it in our real friendship.
So we're doing episode two O two, which is Katie.
(01:17):
It has got three storylines. It's got the very funny
old Nick time traveler storyline, which, by the way, the
reason why that felt so funny to me, like specifically
so funny, is because it's something I feel like Jake
Johnson would fully fall for. Like I feel like there
was a little only a tiny bit of acting like
he would he would fall for this in real life.
(01:38):
I feel like the second one is also something I
can relate to, and maybe I'll share that story about
a little bit of mistaken identity that but you might
have also been kind of encouraging. Yes I did. I
was very young, okay. With the Katie storyline, which is
also very funny, also felt very Elizabeth Merryweather that she
(02:02):
would go through with it if the guy was hot enough,
and she wrote this episode. And then we have our
third storyline, which is about Winston's family, and I just
want to say this to our listeners. That storyline is
very problematic. It was very problematic then. It hurt a
lot of people then, and even in the rewatch hurts
(02:26):
people now, and it didn't deserve any air then, and
on this podcast, we're not really going to give it
any air now because it hurts to revisit it. So
we are just going to put that to this side. Yeah,
not my favorite, not my favorite storyline on this show
by any stretch of the imagination. No, No, And you
(02:48):
just have to watch it to get it, so we
don't need to kind of dive into it. You watch it,
you see it. It sucks. Yeah, it's not great. We
have great there's a thing. Great writers on our show.
I think the best writers in the business. I think
Liz Maryweather is one of the greatest of all time
in my opinion. Um, but that that that episode, I
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thought it was like that storyline in particular, I thought
was like, yeah, so uh yeah, so let's let's so,
let's let's dive right in. Yeah. This episode written by
Liz mary Weather, directed by Larry Charles um So, also
starring someone. We had some cool guest stars in this episode.
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I was excited about, super excited about Anna Mario Horsford,
who played my mom. And I mean I grew up
watching this woman do her thing on television. She is iconic. Um,
I know her from I used to watch a show
called Amen growing up and she was on that So,
I mean she's one on a bunch of stuff. But
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Amen was one of my favorite shows growing up, and
she was on that show. Um. We got Josh Brayton
plays Andy Kenya Hill, Raymond, j Barry, Josh Gad obviously,
and we had David Walton, very unattractive. The most unattractive
man in television history was this The intro to his
(04:14):
character on the show. I'm assuming so right, Yeah, huge
guest stars and also guest stars that in this episode
when they're introduced, people just fell in love with so
instantly that they just kept bringing him back. Yeah, so
let's dive right into this episode. Unemployment made jes stir crazy, cleaning, cooking,
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and weird felt our that was one of the weirdest.
Do you remember very quick? I mean, Dobey, didn't you
up their recap, But I just have to say this
really quickly, is that when we wrapped the series, they
kind of said like, hey, you guys can all take
one or two things. It really meant something to you.
And then as things got picked over, they're like, oh,
still things here that are available. Felt art just that
(05:03):
there just like this ugly thing. I wonder who has
that felt art? I wonder who has that? Does Okay
Trash probably definitely has that. I'm not sure if you guys,
if just just if you guys don't know what we're
talking about the artwork that Jess gave the guys as
a gift. And it's the photo that it's the it's
(05:24):
the photo uh that I personally my character looked like
if you would have told a child to draw what
they think a black person looks like, if they've never
seen a black person before, that's what that That's what
that was. Uh. The guys go crazy when she gives
it to him. Okay, so Schmidt Winston Um. They elected
Nick to get Jess under control. Now, Nick takes her
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to a bar where old time travel Nick he waits
to stir up some trouble. Also at the bar are Sam,
bear Claw, and Alan, three men who fall for Jess
within minutes of meeting her. If you know Zoe, this
happens to her all the time. Dudes are lining up
to meet her and fall in love with her. Now, Jess,
she asked for Alan's number and Nick agrees, but she
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goes home with super Howdy Sam, the guy who looks
good anyway. While Sam is the greatest sex of her life,
you know, probably in that moment, because later on when
they start dating, you know which starts dating Nick, I'm
assuming that's probably the greatest of her Life's street of you,
by the way, right there, that was just you just
being like a friend in that moment, being like, no,
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but the boy she marries, don't worry, homie, yeah, trust me,
I know he puts it down, so Jess. She quickly
realizes lying and pretending to be Katie Sam's date from
an app could blow up in her face. But she's
living off the grid, so fuck caution. Just besides, she
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will be a juggler of filling the blank Hannah, what
is she doing? Man me? Meanwhile, Schmidt he develops a
crush on Winston's w NBA playing sister Alicia. Now this
pisses off Winston's mom, obviously, but Schmidt refuses to take
the hint and challenges Alicia to a love and basketball
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style game. Now he can beat her in a game
of basketball, she has to go on a date with him. Now, Alicia,
she shows up for one on one, but she checks
the ball directly in Schmidt's face before walking off the court.
That my Friends is called Justice. It was one of
the best endings to an episode. It's so funny. It's
one of the funniest things ever because for a second
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you go like, Okay, they're gonna at least like drebble,
you know, like something's gonna happen. I'm gonna see a shot. No, yeah,
it's nothing. Okay, Now, back got to loft, Nick sends
bear clawed Jess instead of Alan that that's the rookie
move right there. So Jess she flees to hook up
with Sam at the bar. Now old Nick. He tells
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Kurt Nick to apologize to just before traveling to the
past via his time top a machine a ka is
cardboard box. Now all the men interested in Jess end
up in the bathroom together, which is a very very
weird scene. There's no way out, there's no way out.
You've been lying and you get caught and there's nowhere
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to hide anymore. It did not look okay. Um. Now
all the dirty laundry is let out in the air,
and the miraculously Sam he isn't put off by the
oceanet against because that's a dirty dude. And two they
start up friends with benefits kind of situation. And that's
what happened in this episode two Wild to Katie, Katie,
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all right, let's mess around, let's mess around, let's miss around. Oh,
let's miss around. Okay, because this is where I get
like so excited, um about this confusion with the Katie situation.
So basically, what's happening with Jess as she's lost her
job and she doesn't know what to do with herself, which, um,
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I think a lot of people struggle with. Right. We're
used to being busy all the time, be busy, fill
your day, do something, be productive, and then all of
a sudden you get given me either. By the way,
by the way, I'm like, I am definitely more nick
than I am any other character on this show. I'm chilling,
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that's right. Um, So she's she's chilling at the bar
trying to do the thing, and the very handsome David
Walton walks in playing Sam and mistakes her for a
girl he's been chatting with online. This, by the way,
is why you gotta send photos, like what are you doing?
You gotta send the picks. You gotta send a pick
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because this you got catfished in real life, which is
pretty phenomenal, which is strange, which happens all the time
now because of while these filters and you know the photoshop,
you know what I mean. Like I was going on
a date. I was supposed to go on a date
with this Jamaican woman one time, you know, Korean woman
showed up. I said, what fa? But I identify online
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as a Jamaican woman named gay all right. If you
were in the same situation, If you were sitting in
a bar and the hottest woman showed up and was like, Hey, Stephen,
Oh my gosh, I've been waiting to meet you. This
is amazing. Let's go. Would you be like, I guess
I'm Stephen tonight. Well, here's what I would do. I
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would charmer with a couple jokes right at the top,
you know what I mean. I would I would do that.
I would break the ice a little bit. Then once
she's like into it, I would look around an hour ago.
I'd be honest with you. Stephen, stood you up, She
stood you up. He's not here, but I'm here. Daddy's
home and yeah, you know. And I whispered that ever
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so gently right by the side of her face so
she could feel the presence of me. And then maybe
she wanted wants to ditch this guy, you know what
I'm saying. But I wouldn't lie about it. You wouldn't lie.
There's no way. There's no way. Yeah, i'd be a
little weird if you were kicking it later and she
was just like, oh, Steven, and you'd be like, nah,
I can't do it. I gotta get I'm a jealous guy.
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I'd be like Stephen, Well it's me, it's never never.
I'm also a very vain guy, so when she came
back to my house, she would see my name everywhere.
That's my servant. I don't know, it works for me.
You know what's funny. When I first moved to UM,
when I first moved to LA, I got invited. I
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didn't get invited. My friend was a makeup artist. She
did makeup on a movie UM, and she brought me
as a plus one to the director's house who was
having like the rat party at his house. And I've
never been to anybody famouse's house before, and I famous.
And I remember we walked in the front door, and
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I kid you not because they had a spiral staircase
like and I don't know, like hundred foot tealing or
something crazy, because went all the way up like the
three floors, and there was a no joke, it must
have been thirty foot tall portrait of him hanging in
the jury away. So he could definitely never can't fish
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anybody because um, that's his house, you know, it's his house.
Name names, I can't name his name. I feel weird.
He was not not Larry Charles, but I was a
big I am a big fan of his work. But
I remember being like, wow, I guess this is how
famous people live. You get that portrait done and you
slap it up and say, I bought this house. I'm
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telling Michael Bay you said that. I'm telling Michael Bay
you said that. All right, So she commits to it
and goes down, No it's not Michael so quick I
thought it was Michael Bay. No. I just don't trust
myself to not slip the name out. I can't keep
it sacred. Cho Nolan it but go ahead, sorry, no,
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so here I I. Well, my situation's worse because I
kind of like trick someone. The reason why this episode
kind of triggered that memory in me is there. Nick
says to Jessum something like there will enjoy it now
because there's no coming back from oh hey, actually my
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name is jess Like, you will terrify a man if
you hold on to that, like you have to either
own it in the moment like you're saying you would
do right, or you just got to be Katie that
that's it. That's who you are now, that's your life.
And I I I there's a radio DJ in Cyprus
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when I lived there. And here's also the joke, because
there was no like internet. It's not like I can
even google what this guy looked like. But his voice
was fine, okay, And it was a call in show,
but he had mentioned it and I never called in.
I was like young, I was like a teenager and
I never called in show. Yeah, like you play music,
but then like people could call in and be like,
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I'm only saying I'm only questioning that because our our
listeners are some of them are don't know what that is.
So you're the radio DJ. We're playing all the songs
on the radio. And then you could call and be like,
I want you to play a baby, Baby Baby by TLC. Right, okay, right, okay.
And I never called in, but he mentioned at some
point that he was single and that he um loved
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everything French. So I coughed. I called in the Colin
show the next day and I was like, um, hello,
I was just wondering if you could play that song
um by a d LC what uh huh? And he
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was like ohh So he puts like the song on
but kept me on the line and we now but
now I'm deep because at what point do you now,
the super guy you have this like a weird crush
on the radio. At what point do you go like, so,
I don't talk like this, I talk like this. Now
what do I do? What do I do? So here's
the thing. Here was the problem because he says at
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some point, um, hey, um uh, he speaks me in French.
I didn't know that. I didn't know the man actually
spoke French. So he speaks to me in French, and
I shoot, I don't know what what he said. And
I go, okay, um I am, I am actually uh,
(15:32):
I'm trying to practice my English. So do you mind
me to just speak in English? Just to help me anyway?
I mean, I was fourteen year old girls. Man, you
gotta watch out. They're so smart, they're so fast. What
are you talking about me? Watch out for a fourteen
year old girl. I'm just saying, man, you have a daughter.
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I'm just saying, when she's a teenager, you better, like
you know, triple check all the things that she's is
because nowhere So there came a point in my situation
with the radio DJ where because he wanted to meet
me because uh, he was calling and I had to
tell him one, I'm not French and to my voice
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held like that. My voice is actually quite deep for
a woman. So I'm sure he was like, I don't
believe anything about you. And I never heard from him again.
You guys. So here's the thing, Well Moren's approaches right,
just own it in the moment um, because what happens
in this episode is that doctor Sam comes back at
the end and is just like, I don't mind, it's cool.
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It's cool that Jedi Katie. Um, I'm a bit of
a liar too. Everything is cool. I just want to
say I tried it out in real life, the Katie situation,
and it did not work. The man was scared and
he was gone. Um. He probably also was like twenty five,
to be honest with you, who knows. I didn't see
you know his age and I was fourteen, and he
was probably like, what is happening? Set this man up
(17:00):
for five to ten in prison? What are you talking about?
Your This was pre Google man. We were calling radio lines.
It's gonna be in nineteen to twenty two. Cut to uh,
You're you're getting a knock on your door by this
man who has to now go a door to door
in the neighborhood and let everybody know he's a predator.
He is an offender. You have done to this man.
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That's why there's more calling shows. This became an urban
legend of that little French girl who was no longer French.
Oh can I just say one of the other? The
other thing in this episode, by the way, that my
favorite thing that happens when we watch this show is
when I can see somebody break and they have to
use the take because they obviously broke in every single take.
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And there is the two shot of Zoe and Max
when um, when Jake is leaping oh yes, and you
can tell that Jake is like gonna overcommit to the
bit so it's funny, right other but he doesn't want
to do it. And then he does like the weird
overbite to like really get some like leverage to jump
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in the air, and they just got to Max and
it's definitely not Schmidt. It's just Max. It's Max laughing
his ass off because he knows how uncomfortable Jacob. And
then when Jake sits down and goes like that's enough,
I'm done, that's also Jake, not Nick. Yes, I'm almost
you know, I'd be curious to go back and look
at this and look at the pages to see if
if Jake actually does that dance in the script, because
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Max was notorious for egging you want to go and
go the extra bit. Like I'm almost positive Max was
whispering to Jake, like do it the dance. He says
it in the scene, and I was I was like,
was that scripted or not? Because he goes like, let's
see it, let's see you do it, Let's see you leap,
and you can see him go like, oh yeah, I
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think if you push Jake enough, he will do the bit.
But then there it's where he's just not He's like, no,
I'm not doing it. But if it's funny, if it's funny,
he will, he will definitely go for it. Um And
that dance is a very memorable, memorable thing, Like I
see that, I see that dance all over the place,
memorable moments. I'm surprised that's not like a TikTok dance. Now.
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Like the recreation, Yeah, the recreation, the recreation the recreation
of um of the of the Jake or the Nick
Miller leaping dance. If you um, recreate that dance. Please
please please tag me. I want to split screen. I
want to see him do it and you do it.
I bet you guys will just slay it. Oh absolutely,
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and we will be right back. Yes, Okay. The other
thing I want to talk about too. In this episode
that I was like, had me in tears, was just
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describing what great sexes. She left her body, went to heaven,
she saw her grandparents. She thought it was weird. She
saw her grandparents, She came back to earth, became Awarewolf
scared some teenagers and they came back and to her body.
One of them. I was like, that's you know what's
funny about that? You know what's funny about that? Not
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only is it's funny, it's funny. Her delivery was really funny.
Uh and and even the writing of those jokes were
really really funny. But they were so accurate to what
women tell me after we we lay together. It's crazy
because I'm always just like, you know, that was cool,
you know, um, where's my money? But then then and
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then you say, could you read this the words on
this flash card? To me? It just makes me feel good.
It's so much better about my performance, which is less instellar.
I was putting that out there. Uh no, but that
was that that that right there? You know. Another another
part of this episode that I've also found very funny
we're going off talking about listing things, was when I
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know we're jumping around a little bit, but um, the
hypothetical time travel when Schmidt has a list of the
people that he wants to do things too, and you
know it's a typical Schmidt list Marie Antoinette, Patra Young
and Margaret Old and Margaret if you if you had
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an opportunity to go back in time and there was
and there were there one or two people that you
could or list your your mount rushmore people that you're
like that, that's someone I could I would have loved
to have. I know you kind of can't say that
down because you're married, and it's it's not even that
I just I can't. There's my brain and body don't
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work that way. There's nobody even now walking down the
street where I'm like I want to that's just not
how I work. That's I need to know you for
like thirty years and I need to walk down the street. Look,
I could give you a list of billion people along
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all the people that I wouldn't let even be in
the same room with me, Like, I know what I
don't like. Um No, I don't have a list of
historical people that I would want to sleep with. I
would have a list of historical people that i'd want
to like. Um like a binge like Netflix for like
three days with That's what I don't That to me
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is intimacy. Do you want to sit on my couch
and eat the cord and just pull up a piece
of this sofa, get cozy, mozy, and let's watch them
TV together. Let's get out close. Mean, that's a brand
for me. You gotta say that's on brand for me.
That is on brand for you. A nice bottle of wine.
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Your good evening is a bottle of wine. Yeah, let's
order some pizza. Let's make bad decisions in the culinary world.
Come on, now, well I got my list. I just
just pop popped up in my head. Just now, okay,
just now, all the all the all the ladies from
the movie set it off, all of them, all of them, okay,
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all of them, all of them. Just that's that's just
my that's just my fantasy, right there. Queen Latifa gotta
have her corn roads too. That's gotta be it, you
know what. The queen's on my list too, though, on
my pull up a pizza of the couch and let's
like watch them TV queens on my list too. Oh yeah,
she on my list and ow my bed. Ok. Just
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just you know that's uh, that's that's my that's it
right there. The kids to set it off, and it
maybe Pam Greer. We throw Pam Greer in there. Yeah, no,
she you know, Pam Greer, old Pam gre a new paper.
You basically have a very schmitty list. I know we're
not going to talk about this storyline. I don't want
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to talk about the storyline, but there is I do
want to talk about just Anna Maria Horsford, iconic, legendary.
She plays my mom on the show. That she is
so exciting to me as I grew up, I grew
up watching this woman. So I just I was just
honored to to to have her play my mom. And
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Kenya hill Um model, extraordinary actor, extraordinary she plays my
sister on the show. And uh, and I you know,
just very very grateful that they were on the show.
There's an interesting question that Joel posed in our notes here,
which was, um, Winston visit and Alicia? Are they Reggie
and Cheryl Miller? Now, for those who aren't familiar, Reggie Miller,
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NBA legend, his sister Cheryl Mill her iconic basketball legend.
Some would say even better than Reggie. Um, you know,
so she's an olympian, she's a world class athlete. Um,
I would probably say it's I don't think it's based
on that, but I but I, but it's so much.
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It's right there, it's right there on the nose because
she's just flat out better than him, like she's you know,
typically you would say, oh, that's a that's a he's
a he's a guy, she's a girl that he's got
to be better. No, not in this dynamic, not in
Reggie and Cheryl's case, and not in Winston and Alicia's case.
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Winston is a failed basketball player. This woman is a
pro straight and so. Um. So to answer that question, Joel,
I would say, it's close. It's very much, so close.
If we had a writer from Indiana, then maybe, yeah,
maybe I would see it's in the wheelhouse. Um, I
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mean one scene of this episode, in one scene, um,
coaching Jess on how to sext, and I will say this, Um,
that is in my my real life, not sext but text.
That is my real life. UM, best friend superpower is
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if you have just met a boy and you like
him too much for a girl, just you know, a
man across the room, and now you're about to lose
your whole man to like mind and plan a wedding
and you're getting crazy. I will say, give me your phone,
Just give me your phone. I will. I will take
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the nutso out of you as you're about to text
this man. Walk through this, Walk me through this. Hannah,
you know what, you know what the key is? Say less,
Just say less, which is what CC tries to tell
Jess in it. Say la. Don't send two texts, three texts,
four texts back to back, send one. Wait, put your
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phone in a drawer, walk away. If he doesn't text
you back till tomorrow, it's okay. That's not a reflection
of you, or you're worth or all the things. Don't
send him ninety texts. Don't worry. He I promised you
he was on a car accident, but something males have
happened to him where he just didn't get back to
till tomorrow. He's not a crash human for not texting
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you back. Just come down. But let's be clear, though,
I just want the listeners out there. I don't want
them to misconstrue anything that you're saying. You're saying if that,
if you are having a text exchange, just say less.
But what I think she means is, unless you're sending
erotic photos of yourself, send more of those. But so
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you guys can go back and forth with those photos,
just don't send too many words that say no. My
avoid advice to every woman is don't send any of
those photos. Don't see that man wants to see it.
Let him come in person. Let him come in person,
and when you're ready, you can show him all your
beautiful body in person when you're ready, But don't send
that man a picture. You're right, You're right. I agree.
(28:12):
I was just trying to get what I was just
trying to let them I didn't know what you admit.
So yeah, yeah, hey, listen, don't send those photos. Videos
are okay, but photos is what you're saying. Hannah. I
love your advice, Hannah. I think the listeners out there
will really take this to heart. You are being By
the way, the jests of this conversation of what happens
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in that scene where she's like, I want you to
touch my meat bar or whatever, that's what happens. That's
one of the funniest, funniest deliveries of lines is when
Josh Gad is like, and I can't wait to see
your meat bar. I was on the floor. I was like,
Josh when he does the bear claw retract contract. Oh,
(28:54):
we've all been there. This little back tattoo. Yeah, I
have a tramp stamp and I show and when I
show people, it's over the years, is it has become this,
you know, faded and distorted and I don't want to
get it touched up. But whenever I have many tattoos.
By the way, I have a tramp stamp. Are you
(29:15):
calling on a sharpie this morning? Does not qualify it
tram stamp. It's a bull. I have a Brahma bull. No,
no tattoos, you have any tattoos? Zero? Man, I don't
know what it is. I just don't. I don't think
I I don't think I want anything permanently on my body.
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That's my problem. I'm look, I love tattoos. I'm just
too wishy washy. I would go into a tattoo parlor
and walk around and look at all the photos. I'd
get down to like three, and I would go back
and forth round the three and then it's way too permanent,
and then I'd walk out. I mean, I've been to
a million tattoo parlors and it kind of went like that.
You know, I have friends who are a tattoo artists
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that are always like, when you're ready, it's on the
house else, and I'm always like, ah, I see you
next week. That turns into years ago. Even I realized,
I don't think anyone on our cast has a tattoo.
Some of Max's moles our tattoos. He put them on
for a character development. He's like, just tattoo them on
in Jake's chest hair at that tattooed on. A lot
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of that tattooed off for sure. I mean I went
to the surprise also, by the way, so we just
have to dive into it for a second, because I
think it's like one of the fun things about this
episode of who is Everybody Really? And the old nick thing, right,
because at the end he goes into a cardboard box
and puts on a tinfoil hat and goes popooooooo right.
(30:43):
But he says so many things, like is he just
like an observant guy who just like has been sitting
at the bar and realizes he heard like overheard Nick
says something about writing, or overheard Nick calls someone a clown,
or can just see that that girl likes him and
he can tell that Nick's kind of dominant, is going
to do something dumb, so he's saying things that sounds
(31:03):
smart and he really is a crazy man? Or is
he from the future? And then that's the big distract
at the end. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the ladder,
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with he's from the future.
But I like that too, but maybe not from the future.
I mean, it depends on how you look at the future,
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you know what I mean. I think this. I think
there's some sort of interdimensional travel going on here, different timelines,
you know what I'm saying. That information could be you know,
it could be encoded into this part. He he just
knows he's just from a different timeline, that's all. He's
just intuitive. Maybe he's just really intuitive. You know. Sometimes
I just know a person. Yeah, you're on't do you're
(31:49):
you're you're you're another timeline. That's all. That's all it is.
And you're connecting, you're you're crossing paths. Sorry to go
this deep uh welcome to our show listeners, but you
know we're going there this episode. We're going. I really
wonder though, like why I didn't come back. I feel like, um,
like tran like that was kind of like in the
(32:09):
same wheelhouse right of It's like he's it's like a
daddy issue for the Nick Miller character, Like he wants
someone to guide him. He wants someone to say, look,
you should say sorry, Hey, look you know you're gonna
make mistakes. I think that's what he's looking for, like
deep down, I think because you see who he's really
(32:32):
drawn to and what he wants to believe. Or also,
people aren't that complicated when you really think about it.
There are simple solutions to a lot of problems. I
think sometimes we over complicate them. So when he's when
at the end, you know he's like what should I do,
he just says, make her an old fashioned. He could
have said anything in that moment. He could have said anything,
(32:53):
make her an old fashion. You could have said, talked
to her, you could have said, you'll know what to do,
you know what I mean. It's just sometimes you just
need to hear something or or just a suggestion. You
just said, make a no fashion and it happened to work,
you know what. It's also a super sweet ending to
this episode and I and I really like like the
(33:15):
tenderness of it because there's no like joke in that
moment where she goes, what are you gonna do to me?
And he looks at her and you see in his eyes,
I couldn't do anything. And so when she goes like no,
like really and the worst thing that he could come
up with it he would ever do, right, is he's
gonna get drunk and in her closet, which is really sweet,
(33:40):
Like it's one of those moments. It's these tiny little
foundational blocks of like Bill, what is that like saying
like I'm gonna cheat on you, I'm gonna you know
what I mean? Because that's what every girl is going like,
what do you mean You're gonna hurt me? What are
you gonna do that could hurt me? And it's like, Oh,
you're gonna be just like a dumb boy, something, Let
me tell you something, Hannah, she know me. Don't pee
on my clothes, cheat on me. I don't want to.
(34:02):
I don't because here's the thing that gets dried up.
You don't know they did it. You. You put your
favorite you put your favorite jeans on. You walk outside,
and everybody's calling your piss pants because you just smell,
you stink, and you don't know who did it. You
know what the culprit is. Now you have this reputation
going on and on. Oh that's the man who smells
like urine and you don't know where it's coming from.
And you're going you wash those pants and you're gonna
put on a different pair of sweatpants the next day.
(34:23):
Don't smell like urin. Now you start questioning to yourself,
do I piss myself? And I don't know. Do I
dry piss? Because you would know if it was moist,
but it's dried up. Do I dry piss? It's just
vapor and steam at this point, exactly it You cheat
on me? And no, and I know then, I know,
cheat on me. Please, I'm begging you to do it.
(34:44):
Don't be there. You go, Ladies, if you're in a
situation where you're just like you're you're dating Lamarne and
you're mad at him, and you gotta do something, cheat
on him, but don't don't put it. Don't put any
urine anywhere near his clothes. I'm not about the piss play.
That's not it's not for me. They don't think that.
That's where Nick was going with it. I like how
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I said this is like the sweetest part of the episode,
the sweetest part of the episode, and him saying, I'll
just be on your clothes and on that note, we
will go to break. Also, I will say this in
(35:30):
this episode. I think it's strange that we normalize and
it happens in movies all the time, it happens in TV,
it happens in movies often, and this show we did it.
We normalize having sex at a public bathroom. But whenever
I do it, the cops are called. Okay, whenever I
do it, I got some explaining to do, I got
some bribes to to. You know what I'm saying, I
(35:52):
gotta put a little dollar in the pocket. Hey, don't
let don't tell TMZ. You know, here's the thing. If
you heard a woman in the men's bathroom. Would you
just would you assume that she's being harmed and kick
in the stall door. I was like, what a reaction
(36:12):
from the claw? What I mean? And his By the way,
this is why Josh gadd is an incredible, like dramatic performer.
Is the pain in that scene where he drops to
his knees and screams, what is happening? And I loved you?
(36:32):
And you believe it so deeply, like so deeply. Yeah,
He's it's so funny. That came from somewhere. It came
from somewhere, from somewhere, I could tell you if I've
I've I've walked in on weird situations before in my past,
and I know the feeling. Oh it hurts. That would
(36:57):
be my nightmare, my absolute nightmare. Oh yeah, that's one nightmare.
I may have had nightmares about this. I just I
just saw like a TikTok video of um. It's very
cruel prank. I would never play it. But it's of
a wife. I was a husband, Like You're like by
Andy love you and he gone off to work. You
(37:20):
wait a minute and these end attacks and be like, Okay,
he's gone, come over and then you watch the car
reverse all the way back up and that man right
up the stands who come up? Yo? I that that
one one. That's a very good one. That's a very
good prank. But it's also like, it's very it's very
(37:42):
um what do you call it? It's uh, you you're
you're you're tewing the line there because I know you've
get a real reaction right now. Well, because here's the thing.
What if you let's say, let's say I were a cheater.
Let's say I was married and I was a cheater anyway,
and I was texting my side, you know, my side, bay,
(38:04):
Hey come oh she's gone, come over, and then my
wife came back in. I would That's what I would do.
I would say, oh, I was just joking. Hi, it's
a prank. You've been punked. That's what I would do.
So can I tell you what I would do? What? Okay,
if my husband texts like, she's gone, you can come over.
This is why. So I'm telling you a fourteen year
(38:25):
old girl that was like, hello, okay, let me tell you.
I would go around the block, parking at the end
of the block, out of side of my house in
my car and I, why are you whispering, and I
would wait, and that's when then I would know my
husband probably sweating because it goes like she didn't run back.
She didn't run back, so she's just sitting somewhere mad.
(38:49):
Oh yeah. I would block up and I would probably
sit there for hours because I'd be like, she's running late,
but maybe she's coming. But then jokes on you, jokes,
but now it's real because then the anger gets Oh
my god, that's a dangerous game. You never know how
someone's gonna react. I'd be sitting there on the block
being like, win this car, and then he probably ordered
(39:11):
breakfast and that bore Postmates guy. He's gonna get it.
The poorest maids delivery woman. I'll be like, oh you
brought coffee too. I just please give me five stars.
Uh no, yeah, that'd be a terrible one. Terrible one.
Um okay, before we jump into a true American I
(39:33):
just want to say one thing. When I heard the
description of just describing great sex, which is one of
the funniest things I've ever heard, it reminded me of
watching um black Adder. Did you ever watch black Adder?
Slightly Different? It was Rowan Atkinson's um incredible series and
(40:00):
each season was a different era in history. UM. And
it's really funny and really weird and it's old. UM,
but I will never forget. There was a guy called
um Lord flash Heart and he's just this very like
alpha guy that always has women and it is a
(40:21):
complete opposite of a Roana Consents character. And he's always
like comes in and he always says like a woman
that he's just like, you know, kind of like grabbed
his on his hip and he I'll just never forget.
I mean, I probably haven't watched the show in like
twenty years, but I never forget. He goes, Lord flash
Heart says, um because he's a pilot, said, uh, you
(40:43):
gotta treat your uh women like you treat your the plane.
You gotta get inside her seven times a day and
take her to heaven and back. He whoops at the end.
What he got inside has seven times? I didn't take
it a heaven and back woof. And I was like,
(41:03):
I don't know how old I was when I heard that,
but I was just like, wait a minute. I was like,
because it's happening to someone seven times a day and
they're trying to take it to heaven and back and
then they wolf. I was like this, see exhausting seven
(41:24):
times a day that that used to be. That used
to be the number right there, I remember those days.
Seven times lucky. Um okay, Oh, where's the bear? Now
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(41:46):
won't go ahead, I don't even need to go ahead. Hello,
bear claw? Come on, that's what silver platter. Not only
do we have bear claw, we have the bear claw tattoo. Okay,
so there's just bears everywhere. I think there's like a
bear in Winston's room. Of course, they got the bear
on the fridge, YadA, YadA, YadA. But this there's a
(42:06):
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USA dot Com. You know, you know, sometimes when the
truth is right in front of you, the answer is
right there in front of your face. I didn't even
realize that. That's why I'm the one on the bear hunt.
That's true. I'm gonna you keep hunting bears. One bear's
(42:49):
gonna turn around and get you. That's what I'm hoping.
Don't get me. That's fine, I know, I know. American,
all right, True American folks. It's about that time. You
(43:14):
want it, I want it. We all want it at
the same time. It's true, American folks. We are back. Yes. Indeed,
the regular listeners they know what time it is. If
you're just catching up, it's when we dig deep and
we ask each other questions. It's that simple, now, Hannah,
a question for you. Yes, If I had a terrible day, yes,
(43:36):
and came to you for a drink, what would you
make for me? Okay, all right, So it depends. It depends. Um.
If you are having a rough day, you do not
you want a non alcoholic beverage. You want something new, delicious, filling,
(43:57):
tantalizing on the taste, beds kind of comforting. I would
make you a mango Lussie, what the hell is that?
It's like an Indian milkshake. So I would put fresh
mangoes and to my blender, I would put milk and
I'd put a little like cardamom and blended up super frothy,
(44:24):
so delicious, so good for you, so yummy. Now, if
you came over and you're like, no, I want like
an adult beverage, thank you so much. Here's what I
would make for you. I would make my twist on
a Tom Collins. Because I remember we were shooting New Girl.
I had a day off. I had a lot of
days off on this episode. I had almost all the
(44:45):
days off, and I was watching Chinatown. I'd never seen
that movie before, and Faye Dunaway sitting in a bar
and I paused the and I was like, I know
this bar, and it's the bar we shot at the Prince.
What yes? And I was like, oh my gosh. I
was like this like iconic movie, an incredible action. I mean,
(45:06):
that's the bar we all do dumb stuff and that's
so weird. And she says all the Tom Collins um.
So I pause it and I was like, well, what's that?
So I google it and I'm like that actually sounds
quite refreshing. What's in it? It's gin um tonic, lime
and sugar, sugar cue. Yes, it's really refreshing, really delicious.
(45:31):
So I was like, all right, so I went for
a little walk, went and bought all the stuff, came back,
made a couple of Tom Collins, and then continue watching
the movie. And it is delicious and it's still my
favorite drink. I just don't put the sugar, and I
put in about three times the amount of lime to
make it a little more tarch than sweet. That's what
I want to make for you. You would have options
(45:52):
that would that. That's that's more. I do love a
gin drink. I'm I'm a Neroni guy. I definitely love
a good ronie. I would give you Hendrix and like
fever tree and then fresh limes off. I have a
tree that grows the lines in my backyard, So that's
that's what you be getting, Like right, fancy the business.
That's my neighbor's tree. You can steal from my tree
(46:15):
anytime too. We got lemons here too. Listen. I love
your I love I love the Tom Collins. That that's
a very accurate one. That would make me feel better
if you want to see my bad day get worse,
give me that mango smoothie because I'm lactose intolerant. And
what can make of a coconut milk? Well, it's too late.
You already said milk, and I should I should have
(46:37):
asked if there's any restrictions in your diet? Fair play,
fair play? Yeah, that'd be that it would throw off
my whole pH balance will be off so bad in
my stomach. Um, Now, if I were to make you
would drink if you already know we just said it.
One you know, a Tom, a Tom Collins with a
bunch of lime, no sugar, that's right. If you know Hannah,
(47:03):
old school Hannah, Hannah can out drink anybody. That's true.
I we and I'm not calling her an alcoholic, but
you know I have a tolerance in me. That must
be something that's just bizarrely genetic. Yeah, I you you
drink like a viking. Hmm. And yeah, we all go
(47:25):
to the bar and everybody's having some drinks. I'm you're
never gonna see me like to stumble or fall or
get messy or whatever. It just doesn't have like an
impact on me. I don't feel crazy, but she hops
in her car and she drives home. It's always it's
all I'm kidding everybody. I do not do that. Hannah
usually funny. She drinks. Hannah usually would drink, and I
(47:48):
didn't realize this, Like she would always say, hey, let's
go grab a drink. Meeting with different people. We hung
out a few times, but it was always like around
the corner from where you live, so you'd walk. That's right,
You're like, oh, this is why she's suggesting to drink it.
Carmen Love Alcarmen there on Third Street. Yeah, that's about
(48:10):
the business. Little door has a great bar next to it,
al Carmen, and then some and then Goal opened up,
and then that was on third Street off a third. Yeah,
it was a really fun neighborhood to live in. Great bartenders,
like super sweet guys that a lot of them are
still there. Yeah, really really nice. I live in that
neighborhood now. Um, but I would. I would give you
(48:33):
a nice bottle of red wine. I don't know what.
I don't know what kind you drink. But here's the thing.
This is the same thing like with your lactose. I
don't take red wine really, no, just like like a
really dry white or like a rose or anything with bubbles. Oh,
I thought for some reason whenever, So all those times
(48:55):
you would say to me, you'd come to Hannah would
come to work and she would go, guys, I had
the craziest night. Me and my man uh Jesse. We
just we just sat back, we o. We put on
a ducky a man every and we cracked oupen a
nice bottle of one. We might have gone through a
(49:16):
bottle and a half. I don't know how I'm standing
right now. It was white wine. Yeah, yeah, it's even
it's everything is It's always the tamest version of everything
even visioned, because then you would share your evenings and
I'm not going to repeat it. I won't do that
to you. I love you too much. I'm not going
to repeat it. And I was like, wow, how are
(49:37):
we so similar and so close as as friends and
we um together. We're having a whole human experience of
life because we are not crossing over in any of
our choices once we leave the set. That's true that
I don't. We're the spectrum, the full spectrum of living.
It's good to know that is good to know that
it's just white wine with ice cubes. And that's did
(50:00):
you put ice cubes in it? I can tell im.
I like a chili. I like a chili. You can
put a little water down a little chili. Sometimes I
have it with a straw. Oh, I know, it's like
a sippy cup. I'm just I'm just a big baby.
You guys, that's it. Uh, indeed you are, Indeed you are.
(50:22):
Um this was, by the way, the most fun mess
around we've had in a while. Yes, indeed, yes, indeed
it was. Um. I enjoyed this mess around. Hope the
fans out there enjoyed this mess around. If you if
you did enjoy this mess around, please, even if you didn't,
just like this episode that subscribe button, lie to us.
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and there I've never ever worn something like with my
(51:07):
own face on it like, oh my back, it's all
my hoodie, and so many people liked it. They were
just like, oh my gosh. And then I would turn around,
they'd be like, oh, nice hoodie. And I turned around
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It's great material. It's the best materials, the highest quality material.
I don't think you found any other material. Very cozy.
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Ring ring ring ring, May I please speak with Zoe? Oh, hello, Lamarne,
let's patch in, Hannah, God, I forgot what it was
like working with you guys. Hannah? Hey, does you and me? Is? This?
(00:32):
Is this what people talk about when they say it's uh,
when they say Winston and CC mess around? Yes, let's
mess around. Let's let's talk about an episode that we're
barely in. But it's one of my absolute favorites all
season two, don't you. Yeah, it's a mess around. Well,
(00:53):
one of the storylines. I'll just say that there is
a storyline in here that is one of my favorites.
But yes, let's jump all right in You and me. Yes,
this is very excited. Yes, they want to know in
real life if we do the mess around, and we do,
and you about to see it in our real friendship.
So we're doing episode two O two, which is Katie.
(01:17):
It has got three storylines. It's got the very funny
old Nick time traveler storyline, which, by the way, the
reason why that felt so funny to me, like specifically
so funny, is because it's something I feel like Jake
Johnson would fully fall for. Like I feel like there
was a little only a tiny bit of acting like
he would he would fall for this in real life.
(01:38):
I feel like the second one is also something I
can relate to, and maybe I'll share that story about
a little bit of mistaken identity that but you might
have also been kind of encouraging. Yes I did. I
was very young, okay. With the Katie storyline, which is
also very funny, also felt very Elizabeth Merryweather that she
(02:02):
would go through with it if the guy was hot enough,
and she wrote this episode. And then we have our
third storyline, which is about Winston's family, and I just
want to say this to our listeners. That storyline is
very problematic. It was very problematic then. It hurt a
lot of people then, and even in the rewatch hurts
(02:26):
people now, and it didn't deserve any air then, and
on this podcast, we're not really going to give it
any air now because it hurts to revisit it. So
we are just going to put that to this side. Yeah,
not my favorite, not my favorite storyline on this show
by any stretch of the imagination. No, No, And you
(02:48):
just have to watch it to get it, so we
don't need to kind of dive into it. You watch it,
you see it. It sucks. Yeah, it's not great. We
have great there's a thing. Great writers on our show.
I think the best writers in the business. I think
Liz Maryweather is one of the greatest of all time
in my opinion. Um, but that that that episode, I
(03:09):
thought it was like that storyline in particular, I thought
was like, yeah, so uh yeah, so let's let's so,
let's let's dive right in. Yeah. This episode written by
Liz mary Weather, directed by Larry Charles um So, also
starring someone. We had some cool guest stars in this episode.
(03:31):
I was excited about, super excited about Anna Mario Horsford,
who played my mom. And I mean I grew up
watching this woman do her thing on television. She is iconic. Um,
I know her from I used to watch a show
called Amen growing up and she was on that So,
I mean she's one on a bunch of stuff. But
(03:52):
Amen was one of my favorite shows growing up, and
she was on that show. Um. We got Josh Brayton
plays Andy Kenya Hill, Raymond, j Barry, Josh Gad obviously,
and we had David Walton, very unattractive. The most unattractive
man in television history was this The intro to his
(04:14):
character on the show. I'm assuming so right, Yeah, huge
guest stars and also guest stars that in this episode
when they're introduced, people just fell in love with so
instantly that they just kept bringing him back. Yeah, so
let's dive right into this episode. Unemployment made jes stir crazy, cleaning, cooking,
(04:39):
and weird felt our that was one of the weirdest.
Do you remember very quick? I mean, Dobey, didn't you
up their recap, But I just have to say this
really quickly, is that when we wrapped the series, they
kind of said like, hey, you guys can all take
one or two things. It really meant something to you.
And then as things got picked over, they're like, oh,
still things here that are available. Felt art just that
(05:03):
there just like this ugly thing. I wonder who has
that felt art? I wonder who has that? Does Okay
Trash probably definitely has that. I'm not sure if you guys,
if just just if you guys don't know what we're
talking about the artwork that Jess gave the guys as
a gift. And it's the photo that it's the it's
(05:24):
the photo uh that I personally my character looked like
if you would have told a child to draw what
they think a black person looks like, if they've never
seen a black person before, that's what that That's what
that was. Uh. The guys go crazy when she gives
it to him. Okay, so Schmidt Winston Um. They elected
Nick to get Jess under control. Now, Nick takes her
(05:47):
to a bar where old time travel Nick he waits
to stir up some trouble. Also at the bar are Sam,
bear Claw, and Alan, three men who fall for Jess
within minutes of meeting her. If you know Zoe, this
happens to her all the time. Dudes are lining up
to meet her and fall in love with her. Now, Jess,
she asked for Alan's number and Nick agrees, but she
(06:09):
goes home with super Howdy Sam, the guy who looks
good anyway. While Sam is the greatest sex of her life,
you know, probably in that moment, because later on when
they start dating, you know which starts dating Nick, I'm
assuming that's probably the greatest of her Life's street of you,
by the way, right there, that was just you just
being like a friend in that moment, being like, no,
(06:30):
but the boy she marries, don't worry, homie, yeah, trust me,
I know he puts it down, so Jess. She quickly
realizes lying and pretending to be Katie Sam's date from
an app could blow up in her face. But she's
living off the grid, so fuck caution. Just besides, she
(06:52):
will be a juggler of filling the blank Hannah, what
is she doing? Man me? Meanwhile, Schmidt he develops a
crush on Winston's w NBA playing sister Alicia. Now this
pisses off Winston's mom, obviously, but Schmidt refuses to take
the hint and challenges Alicia to a love and basketball
(07:13):
style game. Now he can beat her in a game
of basketball, she has to go on a date with him. Now, Alicia,
she shows up for one on one, but she checks
the ball directly in Schmidt's face before walking off the court.
That my Friends is called Justice. It was one of
the best endings to an episode. It's so funny. It's
one of the funniest things ever because for a second
(07:35):
you go like, Okay, they're gonna at least like drebble,
you know, like something's gonna happen. I'm gonna see a shot. No, yeah,
it's nothing. Okay, Now, back got to loft, Nick sends
bear clawed Jess instead of Alan that that's the rookie
move right there. So Jess she flees to hook up
with Sam at the bar. Now old Nick. He tells
(07:55):
Kurt Nick to apologize to just before traveling to the
past via his time top a machine a ka is
cardboard box. Now all the men interested in Jess end
up in the bathroom together, which is a very very
weird scene. There's no way out, there's no way out.
You've been lying and you get caught and there's nowhere
(08:15):
to hide anymore. It did not look okay. Um. Now
all the dirty laundry is let out in the air,
and the miraculously Sam he isn't put off by the
oceanet against because that's a dirty dude. And two they
start up friends with benefits kind of situation. And that's
what happened in this episode two Wild to Katie, Katie,
(08:36):
all right, let's mess around, let's mess around, let's miss around. Oh,
let's miss around. Okay, because this is where I get
like so excited, um about this confusion with the Katie situation.
So basically, what's happening with Jess as she's lost her
job and she doesn't know what to do with herself, which, um,
(08:58):
I think a lot of people struggle with. Right. We're
used to being busy all the time, be busy, fill
your day, do something, be productive, and then all of
a sudden you get given me either. By the way,
by the way, I'm like, I am definitely more nick
than I am any other character on this show. I'm chilling,
(09:18):
that's right. Um, So she's she's chilling at the bar
trying to do the thing, and the very handsome David
Walton walks in playing Sam and mistakes her for a
girl he's been chatting with online. This, by the way,
is why you gotta send photos, like what are you doing?
You gotta send the picks. You gotta send a pick
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because this you got catfished in real life, which is
pretty phenomenal, which is strange, which happens all the time
now because of while these filters and you know the photoshop,
you know what I mean. Like I was going on
a date. I was supposed to go on a date
with this Jamaican woman one time, you know, Korean woman
showed up. I said, what fa? But I identify online
(10:04):
as a Jamaican woman named gay all right. If you
were in the same situation, If you were sitting in
a bar and the hottest woman showed up and was like, Hey, Stephen,
Oh my gosh, I've been waiting to meet you. This
is amazing. Let's go. Would you be like, I guess
I'm Stephen tonight. Well, here's what I would do. I
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would charmer with a couple jokes right at the top,
you know what I mean. I would I would do that.
I would break the ice a little bit. Then once
she's like into it, I would look around an hour ago.
I'd be honest with you. Stephen, stood you up, She
stood you up. He's not here, but I'm here. Daddy's
home and yeah, you know. And I whispered that ever
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so gently right by the side of her face so
she could feel the presence of me. And then maybe
she wanted wants to ditch this guy, you know what
I'm saying. But I wouldn't lie about it. You wouldn't lie.
There's no way. There's no way. Yeah, i'd be a
little weird if you were kicking it later and she
was just like, oh, Steven, and you'd be like, nah,
I can't do it. I gotta get I'm a jealous guy.
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I'd be like Stephen, Well it's me, it's never never.
I'm also a very vain guy, so when she came
back to my house, she would see my name everywhere.
That's my servant. I don't know, it works for me.
You know what's funny. When I first moved to UM,
when I first moved to LA, I got invited. I
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didn't get invited. My friend was a makeup artist. She
did makeup on a movie UM, and she brought me
as a plus one to the director's house who was
having like the rat party at his house. And I've
never been to anybody famouse's house before, and I famous.
And I remember we walked in the front door, and
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I kid you not because they had a spiral staircase
like and I don't know, like hundred foot tealing or
something crazy, because went all the way up like the
three floors, and there was a no joke, it must
have been thirty foot tall portrait of him hanging in
the jury away. So he could definitely never can't fish
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anybody because um, that's his house, you know, it's his house.
Name names, I can't name his name. I feel weird.
He was not not Larry Charles, but I was a
big I am a big fan of his work. But
I remember being like, wow, I guess this is how
famous people live. You get that portrait done and you
slap it up and say, I bought this house. I'm
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telling Michael Bay you said that. I'm telling Michael Bay
you said that. All right, So she commits to it
and goes down, No it's not Michael so quick I
thought it was Michael Bay. No. I just don't trust
myself to not slip the name out. I can't keep
it sacred. Cho Nolan it but go ahead, sorry, no,
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so here I I. Well, my situation's worse because I
kind of like trick someone. The reason why this episode
kind of triggered that memory in me is there. Nick
says to Jessum something like there will enjoy it now
because there's no coming back from oh hey, actually my
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name is jess Like, you will terrify a man if
you hold on to that, like you have to either
own it in the moment like you're saying you would
do right, or you just got to be Katie that
that's it. That's who you are now, that's your life.
And I I I there's a radio DJ in Cyprus
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when I lived there. And here's also the joke, because
there was no like internet. It's not like I can
even google what this guy looked like. But his voice
was fine, okay, And it was a call in show,
but he had mentioned it and I never called in.
I was like young, I was like a teenager and
I never called in show. Yeah, like you play music,
but then like people could call in and be like,
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I'm only saying I'm only questioning that because our our
listeners are some of them are don't know what that is.
So you're the radio DJ. We're playing all the songs
on the radio. And then you could call and be like,
I want you to play a baby, Baby Baby by TLC. Right, okay, right, okay.
And I never called in, but he mentioned at some
point that he was single and that he um loved
(14:28):
everything French. So I coughed. I called in the Colin
show the next day and I was like, um, hello,
I was just wondering if you could play that song
um by a d LC what uh huh? And he
(14:50):
was like ohh So he puts like the song on
but kept me on the line and we now but
now I'm deep because at what point do you now,
the super guy you have this like a weird crush
on the radio. At what point do you go like, so,
I don't talk like this, I talk like this. Now
what do I do? What do I do? So here's
the thing. Here was the problem because he says at
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some point, um, hey, um uh, he speaks me in French.
I didn't know that. I didn't know the man actually
spoke French. So he speaks to me in French, and
I shoot, I don't know what what he said. And
I go, okay, um I am, I am actually uh,
(15:32):
I'm trying to practice my English. So do you mind
me to just speak in English? Just to help me anyway?
I mean, I was fourteen year old girls. Man, you
gotta watch out. They're so smart, they're so fast. What
are you talking about me? Watch out for a fourteen
year old girl. I'm just saying, man, you have a daughter.
(15:54):
I'm just saying, when she's a teenager, you better, like
you know, triple check all the things that she's is
because nowhere So there came a point in my situation
with the radio DJ where because he wanted to meet
me because uh, he was calling and I had to
tell him one, I'm not French and to my voice
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held like that. My voice is actually quite deep for
a woman. So I'm sure he was like, I don't
believe anything about you. And I never heard from him again.
You guys. So here's the thing, Well Moren's approaches right,
just own it in the moment um, because what happens
in this episode is that doctor Sam comes back at
the end and is just like, I don't mind, it's cool.
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It's cool that Jedi Katie. Um, I'm a bit of
a liar too. Everything is cool. I just want to
say I tried it out in real life, the Katie situation,
and it did not work. The man was scared and
he was gone. Um. He probably also was like twenty five,
to be honest with you, who knows. I didn't see
you know his age and I was fourteen, and he
was probably like, what is happening? Set this man up
(17:00):
for five to ten in prison? What are you talking about?
Your This was pre Google man. We were calling radio lines.
It's gonna be in nineteen to twenty two. Cut to uh,
You're you're getting a knock on your door by this
man who has to now go a door to door
in the neighborhood and let everybody know he's a predator.
He is an offender. You have done to this man.
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That's why there's more calling shows. This became an urban
legend of that little French girl who was no longer French.
Oh can I just say one of the other? The
other thing in this episode, by the way, that my
favorite thing that happens when we watch this show is
when I can see somebody break and they have to
use the take because they obviously broke in every single take.
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And there is the two shot of Zoe and Max
when um, when Jake is leaping oh yes, and you
can tell that Jake is like gonna overcommit to the
bit so it's funny, right other but he doesn't want
to do it. And then he does like the weird
overbite to like really get some like leverage to jump
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in the air, and they just got to Max and
it's definitely not Schmidt. It's just Max. It's Max laughing
his ass off because he knows how uncomfortable Jacob. And
then when Jake sits down and goes like that's enough,
I'm done, that's also Jake, not Nick. Yes, I'm almost
you know, I'd be curious to go back and look
at this and look at the pages to see if
if Jake actually does that dance in the script, because
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Max was notorious for egging you want to go and
go the extra bit. Like I'm almost positive Max was
whispering to Jake, like do it the dance. He says
it in the scene, and I was I was like,
was that scripted or not? Because he goes like, let's
see it, let's see you do it, Let's see you leap,
and you can see him go like, oh yeah, I
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think if you push Jake enough, he will do the bit.
But then there it's where he's just not He's like, no,
I'm not doing it. But if it's funny, if it's funny,
he will, he will definitely go for it. Um And
that dance is a very memorable, memorable thing, Like I
see that, I see that dance all over the place,
memorable moments. I'm surprised that's not like a TikTok dance. Now.
(19:19):
Like the recreation, Yeah, the recreation, the recreation the recreation
of um of the of the Jake or the Nick
Miller leaping dance. If you um, recreate that dance. Please
please please tag me. I want to split screen. I
want to see him do it and you do it.
I bet you guys will just slay it. Oh absolutely,
(19:40):
and we will be right back. Yes, Okay. The other
thing I want to talk about too. In this episode
that I was like, had me in tears, was just
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describing what great sexes. She left her body, went to heaven,
she saw her grandparents. She thought it was weird. She
saw her grandparents, She came back to earth, became Awarewolf
scared some teenagers and they came back and to her body.
One of them. I was like, that's you know what's
funny about that? You know what's funny about that? Not
(20:24):
only is it's funny, it's funny. Her delivery was really funny.
Uh and and even the writing of those jokes were
really really funny. But they were so accurate to what
women tell me after we we lay together. It's crazy
because I'm always just like, you know, that was cool,
you know, um, where's my money? But then then and
(20:48):
then you say, could you read this the words on
this flash card? To me? It just makes me feel good.
It's so much better about my performance, which is less instellar.
I was putting that out there. Uh no, but that
was that that that right there? You know. Another another
part of this episode that I've also found very funny
we're going off talking about listing things, was when I
(21:11):
know we're jumping around a little bit, but um, the
hypothetical time travel when Schmidt has a list of the
people that he wants to do things too, and you
know it's a typical Schmidt list Marie Antoinette, Patra Young
and Margaret Old and Margaret if you if you had
(21:35):
an opportunity to go back in time and there was
and there were there one or two people that you
could or list your your mount rushmore people that you're
like that, that's someone I could I would have loved
to have. I know you kind of can't say that
down because you're married, and it's it's not even that
I just I can't. There's my brain and body don't
(21:59):
work that way. There's nobody even now walking down the
street where I'm like I want to that's just not
how I work. That's I need to know you for
like thirty years and I need to walk down the street. Look,
I could give you a list of billion people along
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all the people that I wouldn't let even be in
the same room with me, Like, I know what I
don't like. Um No, I don't have a list of
historical people that I would want to sleep with. I
would have a list of historical people that i'd want
to like. Um like a binge like Netflix for like
three days with That's what I don't That to me
(22:42):
is intimacy. Do you want to sit on my couch
and eat the cord and just pull up a piece
of this sofa, get cozy, mozy, and let's watch them
TV together. Let's get out close. Mean, that's a brand
for me. You gotta say that's on brand for me.
That is on brand for you. A nice bottle of wine.
(23:04):
Your good evening is a bottle of wine. Yeah, let's
order some pizza. Let's make bad decisions in the culinary world.
Come on, now, well I got my list. I just
just pop popped up in my head. Just now, okay,
just now, all the all the all the ladies from
the movie set it off, all of them, all of them, okay,
(23:27):
all of them, all of them. Just that's that's just
my that's just my fantasy, right there. Queen Latifa gotta
have her corn roads too. That's gotta be it, you
know what. The queen's on my list too, though, on
my pull up a pizza of the couch and let's
like watch them TV queens on my list too. Oh yeah,
she on my list and ow my bed. Ok. Just
(23:48):
just you know that's uh, that's that's my that's it
right there. The kids to set it off, and it
maybe Pam Greer. We throw Pam Greer in there. Yeah, no,
she you know, Pam Greer, old Pam gre a new paper.
You basically have a very schmitty list. I know we're
not going to talk about this storyline. I don't want
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to talk about the storyline, but there is I do
want to talk about just Anna Maria Horsford, iconic, legendary.
She plays my mom on the show. That she is
so exciting to me as I grew up, I grew
up watching this woman. So I just I was just
honored to to to have her play my mom. And
(24:32):
Kenya hill Um model, extraordinary actor, extraordinary she plays my
sister on the show. And uh, and I you know,
just very very grateful that they were on the show.
There's an interesting question that Joel posed in our notes here,
which was, um, Winston visit and Alicia? Are they Reggie
and Cheryl Miller? Now, for those who aren't familiar, Reggie Miller,
(24:56):
NBA legend, his sister Cheryl Mill her iconic basketball legend.
Some would say even better than Reggie. Um, you know,
so she's an olympian, she's a world class athlete. Um,
I would probably say it's I don't think it's based
on that, but I but I, but it's so much.
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It's right there, it's right there on the nose because
she's just flat out better than him, like she's you know,
typically you would say, oh, that's a that's a he's
a he's a guy, she's a girl that he's got
to be better. No, not in this dynamic, not in
Reggie and Cheryl's case, and not in Winston and Alicia's case.
(25:38):
Winston is a failed basketball player. This woman is a
pro straight and so. Um. So to answer that question, Joel,
I would say, it's close. It's very much, so close.
If we had a writer from Indiana, then maybe, yeah,
maybe I would see it's in the wheelhouse. Um, I
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mean one scene of this episode, in one scene, um,
coaching Jess on how to sext, and I will say this, Um,
that is in my my real life, not sext but text.
That is my real life. UM, best friend superpower is
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if you have just met a boy and you like
him too much for a girl, just you know, a
man across the room, and now you're about to lose
your whole man to like mind and plan a wedding
and you're getting crazy. I will say, give me your phone,
Just give me your phone. I will. I will take
(26:44):
the nutso out of you as you're about to text
this man. Walk through this, Walk me through this. Hannah,
you know what, you know what the key is? Say less,
Just say less, which is what CC tries to tell
Jess in it. Say la. Don't send two texts, three texts,
four texts back to back, send one. Wait, put your
(27:07):
phone in a drawer, walk away. If he doesn't text
you back till tomorrow, it's okay. That's not a reflection
of you, or you're worth or all the things. Don't
send him ninety texts. Don't worry. He I promised you
he was on a car accident, but something males have
happened to him where he just didn't get back to
till tomorrow. He's not a crash human for not texting
(27:28):
you back. Just come down. But let's be clear, though,
I just want the listeners out there. I don't want
them to misconstrue anything that you're saying. You're saying if that,
if you are having a text exchange, just say less.
But what I think she means is, unless you're sending
erotic photos of yourself, send more of those. But so
(27:50):
you guys can go back and forth with those photos,
just don't send too many words that say no. My
avoid advice to every woman is don't send any of
those photos. Don't see that man wants to see it.
Let him come in person. Let him come in person,
and when you're ready, you can show him all your
beautiful body in person when you're ready, But don't send
that man a picture. You're right, You're right. I agree.
(28:12):
I was just trying to get what I was just
trying to let them I didn't know what you admit.
So yeah, yeah, hey, listen, don't send those photos. Videos
are okay, but photos is what you're saying. Hannah. I
love your advice, Hannah. I think the listeners out there
will really take this to heart. You are being By
the way, the jests of this conversation of what happens
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in that scene where she's like, I want you to
touch my meat bar or whatever, that's what happens. That's
one of the funniest, funniest deliveries of lines is when
Josh Gad is like, and I can't wait to see
your meat bar. I was on the floor. I was like,
Josh when he does the bear claw retract contract. Oh,
(28:54):
we've all been there. This little back tattoo. Yeah, I
have a tramp stamp and I show and when I
show people, it's over the years, is it has become this,
you know, faded and distorted and I don't want to
get it touched up. But whenever I have many tattoos.
By the way, I have a tramp stamp. Are you
(29:15):
calling on a sharpie this morning? Does not qualify it
tram stamp. It's a bull. I have a Brahma bull. No,
no tattoos, you have any tattoos? Zero? Man, I don't
know what it is. I just don't. I don't think
I I don't think I want anything permanently on my body.
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That's my problem. I'm look, I love tattoos. I'm just
too wishy washy. I would go into a tattoo parlor
and walk around and look at all the photos. I'd
get down to like three, and I would go back
and forth round the three and then it's way too permanent,
and then I'd walk out. I mean, I've been to
a million tattoo parlors and it kind of went like that.
You know, I have friends who are a tattoo artists
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that are always like, when you're ready, it's on the
house else, and I'm always like, ah, I see you
next week. That turns into years ago. Even I realized,
I don't think anyone on our cast has a tattoo.
Some of Max's moles our tattoos. He put them on
for a character development. He's like, just tattoo them on
in Jake's chest hair at that tattooed on. A lot
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of that tattooed off for sure. I mean I went
to the surprise also, by the way, so we just
have to dive into it for a second, because I
think it's like one of the fun things about this
episode of who is Everybody Really? And the old nick thing, right,
because at the end he goes into a cardboard box
and puts on a tinfoil hat and goes popooooooo right.
(30:43):
But he says so many things, like is he just
like an observant guy who just like has been sitting
at the bar and realizes he heard like overheard Nick
says something about writing, or overheard Nick calls someone a clown,
or can just see that that girl likes him and
he can tell that Nick's kind of dominant, is going
to do something dumb, so he's saying things that sounds
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smart and he really is a crazy man? Or is
he from the future? And then that's the big distract
at the end. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the ladder,
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with he's from the future.
But I like that too, but maybe not from the future.
I mean, it depends on how you look at the future,
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you know what I mean. I think this. I think
there's some sort of interdimensional travel going on here, different timelines,
you know what I'm saying. That information could be you know,
it could be encoded into this part. He he just
knows he's just from a different timeline, that's all. He's
just intuitive. Maybe he's just really intuitive. You know. Sometimes
I just know a person. Yeah, you're on't do you're
(31:49):
you're you're you're another timeline. That's all. That's all it is.
And you're connecting, you're you're crossing paths. Sorry to go
this deep uh welcome to our show listeners, but you
know we're going there this episode. We're going. I really
wonder though, like why I didn't come back. I feel like, um,
like tran like that was kind of like in the
(32:09):
same wheelhouse right of It's like he's it's like a
daddy issue for the Nick Miller character, Like he wants
someone to guide him. He wants someone to say, look,
you should say sorry, Hey, look you know you're gonna
make mistakes. I think that's what he's looking for, like
deep down, I think because you see who he's really
(32:32):
drawn to and what he wants to believe. Or also,
people aren't that complicated when you really think about it.
There are simple solutions to a lot of problems. I
think sometimes we over complicate them. So when he's when
at the end, you know he's like what should I do,
he just says, make her an old fashioned. He could
have said anything in that moment. He could have said anything,
(32:53):
make her an old fashion. You could have said, talked
to her, you could have said, you'll know what to do,
you know what I mean. It's just sometimes you just
need to hear something or or just a suggestion. You
just said, make a no fashion and it happened to work,
you know what. It's also a super sweet ending to
this episode and I and I really like like the
(33:15):
tenderness of it because there's no like joke in that
moment where she goes, what are you gonna do to me?
And he looks at her and you see in his eyes,
I couldn't do anything. And so when she goes like no,
like really and the worst thing that he could come
up with it he would ever do, right, is he's
gonna get drunk and in her closet, which is really sweet,
(33:40):
Like it's one of those moments. It's these tiny little
foundational blocks of like Bill, what is that like saying
like I'm gonna cheat on you, I'm gonna you know
what I mean? Because that's what every girl is going like,
what do you mean You're gonna hurt me? What are
you gonna do that could hurt me? And it's like, Oh,
you're gonna be just like a dumb boy, something, Let
me tell you something, Hannah, she know me. Don't pee
on my clothes, cheat on me. I don't want to.
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I don't because here's the thing that gets dried up.
You don't know they did it. You. You put your
favorite you put your favorite jeans on. You walk outside,
and everybody's calling your piss pants because you just smell,
you stink, and you don't know who did it. You
know what the culprit is. Now you have this reputation
going on and on. Oh that's the man who smells
like urine and you don't know where it's coming from.
And you're going you wash those pants and you're gonna
put on a different pair of sweatpants the next day.
(34:23):
Don't smell like urin. Now you start questioning to yourself,
do I piss myself? And I don't know. Do I
dry piss? Because you would know if it was moist,
but it's dried up. Do I dry piss? It's just
vapor and steam at this point, exactly it You cheat
on me? And no, and I know then, I know,
cheat on me. Please, I'm begging you to do it.
(34:44):
Don't be there. You go, Ladies, if you're in a
situation where you're just like you're you're dating Lamarne and
you're mad at him, and you gotta do something, cheat
on him, but don't don't put it. Don't put any
urine anywhere near his clothes. I'm not about the piss play.
That's not it's not for me. They don't think that.
That's where Nick was going with it. I like how
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I said this is like the sweetest part of the episode,
the sweetest part of the episode, and him saying, I'll
just be on your clothes and on that note, we
will go to break. Also, I will say this in
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this episode. I think it's strange that we normalize and
it happens in movies all the time, it happens in TV,
it happens in movies often, and this show we did it.
We normalize having sex at a public bathroom. But whenever
I do it, the cops are called. Okay, whenever I
do it, I got some explaining to do, I got
some bribes to to. You know what I'm saying, I
(35:52):
gotta put a little dollar in the pocket. Hey, don't
let don't tell TMZ. You know, here's the thing. If
you heard a woman in the men's bathroom. Would you
just would you assume that she's being harmed and kick
in the stall door. I was like, what a reaction
(36:12):
from the claw? What I mean? And his By the way,
this is why Josh gadd is an incredible, like dramatic performer.
Is the pain in that scene where he drops to
his knees and screams, what is happening? And I loved you?
(36:32):
And you believe it so deeply, like so deeply. Yeah,
He's it's so funny. That came from somewhere. It came
from somewhere, from somewhere, I could tell you if I've
I've I've walked in on weird situations before in my past,
and I know the feeling. Oh it hurts. That would
(36:57):
be my nightmare, my absolute nightmare. Oh yeah, that's one nightmare.
I may have had nightmares about this. I just I
just saw like a TikTok video of um. It's very
cruel prank. I would never play it. But it's of
a wife. I was a husband, Like You're like by
Andy love you and he gone off to work. You
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wait a minute and these end attacks and be like, Okay,
he's gone, come over and then you watch the car
reverse all the way back up and that man right
up the stands who come up? Yo? I that that
one one. That's a very good one. That's a very
good prank. But it's also like, it's very it's very
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um what do you call it? It's uh, you you're
you're you're tewing the line there because I know you've
get a real reaction right now. Well, because here's the thing.
What if you let's say, let's say I were a cheater.
Let's say I was married and I was a cheater anyway,
and I was texting my side, you know, my side, bay,
(38:04):
Hey come oh she's gone, come over, and then my
wife came back in. I would That's what I would do.
I would say, oh, I was just joking. Hi, it's
a prank. You've been punked. That's what I would do.
So can I tell you what I would do? What? Okay,
if my husband texts like, she's gone, you can come over.
This is why. So I'm telling you a fourteen year
(38:25):
old girl that was like, hello, okay, let me tell you.
I would go around the block, parking at the end
of the block, out of side of my house in
my car and I, why are you whispering, and I
would wait, and that's when then I would know my
husband probably sweating because it goes like she didn't run back.
She didn't run back, so she's just sitting somewhere mad.
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Oh yeah. I would block up and I would probably
sit there for hours because I'd be like, she's running late,
but maybe she's coming. But then jokes on you, jokes,
but now it's real because then the anger gets Oh
my god, that's a dangerous game. You never know how
someone's gonna react. I'd be sitting there on the block
being like, win this car, and then he probably ordered
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breakfast and that bore Postmates guy. He's gonna get it.
The poorest maids delivery woman. I'll be like, oh you
brought coffee too. I just please give me five stars.
Uh no, yeah, that'd be a terrible one. Terrible one.
Um okay, before we jump into a true American I
(39:33):
just want to say one thing. When I heard the
description of just describing great sex, which is one of
the funniest things I've ever heard, it reminded me of
watching um black Adder. Did you ever watch black Adder?
Slightly Different? It was Rowan Atkinson's um incredible series and
(40:00):
each season was a different era in history. UM. And
it's really funny and really weird and it's old. UM,
but I will never forget. There was a guy called
um Lord flash Heart and he's just this very like
alpha guy that always has women and it is a
(40:21):
complete opposite of a Roana Consents character. And he's always
like comes in and he always says like a woman
that he's just like, you know, kind of like grabbed
his on his hip and he I'll just never forget.
I mean, I probably haven't watched the show in like
twenty years, but I never forget. He goes, Lord flash
Heart says, um because he's a pilot, said, uh, you
(40:43):
gotta treat your uh women like you treat your the plane.
You gotta get inside her seven times a day and
take her to heaven and back. He whoops at the end.
What he got inside has seven times? I didn't take
it a heaven and back woof. And I was like,
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I don't know how old I was when I heard that,
but I was just like, wait a minute. I was like,
because it's happening to someone seven times a day and
they're trying to take it to heaven and back and
then they wolf. I was like this, see exhausting seven
(41:24):
times a day that that used to be. That used
to be the number right there, I remember those days.
Seven times lucky. Um okay, Oh, where's the bear? Now
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won't go ahead, I don't even need to go ahead. Hello,
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USA dot Com. You know, you know, sometimes when the
truth is right in front of you, the answer is
right there in front of your face. I didn't even
realize that. That's why I'm the one on the bear hunt.
That's true. I'm gonna you keep hunting bears. One bear's
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gonna turn around and get you. That's what I'm hoping.
Don't get me. That's fine, I know, I know. American,
all right, True American folks. It's about that time. You
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want it, I want it. We all want it at
the same time. It's true, American folks. We are back. Yes. Indeed,
the regular listeners they know what time it is. If
you're just catching up, it's when we dig deep and
we ask each other questions. It's that simple, now, Hannah,
a question for you. Yes, If I had a terrible day, yes,
(43:36):
and came to you for a drink, what would you
make for me? Okay, all right, So it depends. It depends. Um.
If you are having a rough day, you do not
you want a non alcoholic beverage. You want something new, delicious, filling,
(43:57):
tantalizing on the taste, beds kind of comforting. I would
make you a mango Lussie, what the hell is that?
It's like an Indian milkshake. So I would put fresh
mangoes and to my blender, I would put milk and
I'd put a little like cardamom and blended up super frothy,
(44:24):
so delicious, so good for you, so yummy. Now, if
you came over and you're like, no, I want like
an adult beverage, thank you so much. Here's what I
would make for you. I would make my twist on
a Tom Collins. Because I remember we were shooting New Girl.
I had a day off. I had a lot of
days off on this episode. I had almost all the
(44:45):
days off, and I was watching Chinatown. I'd never seen
that movie before, and Faye Dunaway sitting in a bar
and I paused the and I was like, I know
this bar, and it's the bar we shot at the Prince.
What yes? And I was like, oh my gosh. I
was like this like iconic movie, an incredible action. I mean,
(45:06):
that's the bar we all do dumb stuff and that's
so weird. And she says all the Tom Collins um.
So I pause it and I was like, well, what's that?
So I google it and I'm like that actually sounds
quite refreshing. What's in it? It's gin um tonic, lime
and sugar, sugar cue. Yes, it's really refreshing, really delicious.
(45:31):
So I was like, all right, so I went for
a little walk, went and bought all the stuff, came back,
made a couple of Tom Collins, and then continue watching
the movie. And it is delicious and it's still my
favorite drink. I just don't put the sugar, and I
put in about three times the amount of lime to
make it a little more tarch than sweet. That's what
I want to make for you. You would have options
(45:52):
that would that. That's that's more. I do love a
gin drink. I'm I'm a Neroni guy. I definitely love
a good ronie. I would give you Hendrix and like
fever tree and then fresh limes off. I have a
tree that grows the lines in my backyard, So that's
that's what you be getting, Like right, fancy the business.
That's my neighbor's tree. You can steal from my tree
(46:15):
anytime too. We got lemons here too. Listen. I love
your I love I love the Tom Collins. That that's
a very accurate one. That would make me feel better
if you want to see my bad day get worse,
give me that mango smoothie because I'm lactose intolerant. And
what can make of a coconut milk? Well, it's too late.
You already said milk, and I should I should have
(46:37):
asked if there's any restrictions in your diet? Fair play,
fair play? Yeah, that'd be that it would throw off
my whole pH balance will be off so bad in
my stomach. Um, Now, if I were to make you
would drink if you already know we just said it.
One you know, a Tom, a Tom Collins with a
bunch of lime, no sugar, that's right. If you know Hannah,
(47:03):
old school Hannah, Hannah can out drink anybody. That's true.
I we and I'm not calling her an alcoholic, but
you know I have a tolerance in me. That must
be something that's just bizarrely genetic. Yeah, I you you
drink like a viking. Hmm. And yeah, we all go
(47:25):
to the bar and everybody's having some drinks. I'm you're
never gonna see me like to stumble or fall or
get messy or whatever. It just doesn't have like an
impact on me. I don't feel crazy, but she hops
in her car and she drives home. It's always it's
all I'm kidding everybody. I do not do that. Hannah
usually funny. She drinks. Hannah usually would drink, and I
(47:48):
didn't realize this, Like she would always say, hey, let's
go grab a drink. Meeting with different people. We hung
out a few times, but it was always like around
the corner from where you live, so you'd walk. That's right,
You're like, oh, this is why she's suggesting to drink it.
Carmen Love Alcarmen there on Third Street. Yeah, that's about
(48:10):
the business. Little door has a great bar next to it,
al Carmen, and then some and then Goal opened up,
and then that was on third Street off a third. Yeah,
it was a really fun neighborhood to live in. Great bartenders,
like super sweet guys that a lot of them are
still there. Yeah, really really nice. I live in that
neighborhood now. Um, but I would. I would give you
(48:33):
a nice bottle of red wine. I don't know what.
I don't know what kind you drink. But here's the thing.
This is the same thing like with your lactose. I
don't take red wine really, no, just like like a
really dry white or like a rose or anything with bubbles. Oh,
I thought for some reason whenever, So all those times
(48:55):
you would say to me, you'd come to Hannah would
come to work and she would go, guys, I had
the craziest night. Me and my man uh Jesse. We
just we just sat back, we o. We put on
a ducky a man every and we cracked oupen a
nice bottle of one. We might have gone through a
(49:16):
bottle and a half. I don't know how I'm standing
right now. It was white wine. Yeah, yeah, it's even
it's everything is It's always the tamest version of everything
even visioned, because then you would share your evenings and
I'm not going to repeat it. I won't do that
to you. I love you too much. I'm not going
to repeat it. And I was like, wow, how are
(49:37):
we so similar and so close as as friends and
we um together. We're having a whole human experience of
life because we are not crossing over in any of
our choices once we leave the set. That's true that
I don't. We're the spectrum, the full spectrum of living.
It's good to know that is good to know that
it's just white wine with ice cubes. And that's did
(50:00):
you put ice cubes in it? I can tell im.
I like a chili. I like a chili. You can
put a little water down a little chili. Sometimes I
have it with a straw. Oh, I know, it's like
a sippy cup. I'm just I'm just a big baby.
You guys, that's it. Uh, indeed you are, Indeed you are.
(50:22):
Um this was, by the way, the most fun mess
around we've had in a while. Yes, indeed, yes, indeed
it was. Um. I enjoyed this mess around. Hope the
fans out there enjoyed this mess around. If you if
you did enjoy this mess around, please, even if you didn't,
just like this episode that subscribe button, lie to us.
It's fine, you can lie to us. Please, tag isn't
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any videos if you side by side doing the Jake
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and there I've never ever worn something like with my
(51:07):
own face on it like, oh my back, it's all
my hoodie, and so many people liked it. They were
just like, oh my gosh. And then I would turn around,
they'd be like, oh, nice hoodie. And I turned around
and this to me, I'm like, Hi, it's a it's listen.
It's great material. It's the best materials, the highest quality material.
I don't think you found any other material. Very cozy.
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