#383 Brian In STL!, What's Your Height? & People We Travel Amongst

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nicki Gliser Podcastick Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I
am welcome to the show. It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast.
I'm in Saint Louis, Missouri. Guess who's here in studio
with me?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's me, I guess.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, I wanted you.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
To get where you were. Brian Frandie is here in
Saint Louis in studio. He was here this weekend working
at a local comedy club opening for Adam Conover from
Adam Muron's Everything.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
How was that of weekend of shows?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh? Great weekend of shows? Said a great time.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
You hadn't been stand up in a really long time.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well, the last time I did like a weekend was
in was right before my wedding, and I realized that's
a long time. Totally forgot about that. Yeah, Chris said
something pretty funny because Chris and Tim came out to
see the first night of shows.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I was gonna go, but I was tired.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah that's what I heard.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No offense, but I would have liked to see you
and then leave, But then I would have had to
say for Adam. It's not that I don't want to
see Adam, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Just didn't I thought you were out of town.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I got back in town like an hour before, and
I was so exhausted, but I did want to see you,
but I thought it would be rude if I.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Left right after you.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Sure, sure, and not safe for Adam. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So I just missed everything. You you missed everything, but
I heard you were so good.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I did a great job. Chris said something that really
struck me on the on the ride home, because I
was like talking about, like, you know, getting the rust
off and stuff, and and he was like, it's really
hard to be funny like twice a year. And I
was like, yeah, you know that's right, because I'm like,
how do I get better at this? How do I
get better at stand up? And it was like, well,

(01:44):
you gotta. It's hard to do it just twice a
year and then and it's not like I'm only doing
it twice a year, but like, you know, I don't.
I don't. It's not my priority.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, it's it's yeah, it's that's is the truth. When
people dabble in it. You can dabble all you want,
but don't expect to see results.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, it's like working out, it's like.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Singing, it's like playing guitar.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm not like, I can't be mad at myself for
being a shitty guitar player when I play twice a month. Yeah,
it's just it's I'm never going to grow from that.
But it was a good week of shows. You by
the end of the week, I but you felt strong
because I felt very strong.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I was doing all that. I was like doing bicep
curls all weekend, and by the end I was like,
I can lift a good amount.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Stayed at Chris's place.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, I stayed at Chris's old place, his.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Old place that he doesn't live in anymore. But he's
like fixing up to maybe rent something, which.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Is the second time I've stayed there without nice. It's
very nice.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You stay there longer more than I have.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I've been there, I've slept, and Chris's more than you have.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I really, you really have home.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
It's a very classy joint because one time I was
on Zoom with Chris and I saw the background and
I was like is that I was like, is that
your real background or is that a photo? And He's like,
oh no, that's my real background.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's so nice.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
He redid his whole kitchen. Yes, and it's a dream kitchen.
It looks like the Zoom kitchen background. It's that good exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, he's very handy.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
You got in there like it's a It's an expensive
ticket to get into the Convy House. I don't know
that many people that have been in there.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh yeah, he doesn't have many guests over.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh really well, I feel very special and Chris is
like the ultimate host there is. There could not be
a better host. When I arrived at the house, there
was like craft services set up in the kitchen, I know,
with all of my favorite snacks.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yes, yes, this is what he does.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
It was absurd.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
You think he might just do that because you're his girlfriend,
but then you find out, no, he doesn't for anyone
he cares about.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
He is he is. He's just someone. I was telling
my dad.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This weekend because I was hanging out with my dad
and we were talking about my relationship, and I'm like,
he just he'll do and this man will do anything
for me anything if I were to ask him, Yeah,
you know, like if I'm in Dallas and he's here
and I was like, I forgot my charger, he would overnight.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
He would overnight. He wouldn't go just get a new charger.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
He'd be like, obviously wants her charger, and I'm going
to overnight it tomorrow first thing in the morning to
go to the like he goes above and beyond he does,
which we used to call having anal sex when when for.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Some reason we would always say not about that girl.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Really, I think we watched a porn once where the
girl went the extra mile and it was having anal
And so whenever I hear that, now.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
That should be the phrase for all, like for the world.
Everyone should say I went the extra mile last night. Yes,
like that should be the euphemism.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
The Hershey Highway.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, there's already Hershey Highway and they have mile workers.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
But uh yeah we And and then last night, I
won't go into too many details, but Chris uh hung
out with Bill Maher because he was in town and
I wasn't. But they went out on the town hob
nobbin and had a boys night. Yeah, yeah, they And
yeah I'll tell that story at some point if I

(05:03):
have permission to do so. But they went out on
the town. They went on the wrong side of town,
if you know what I'm saying. They went out and
that just makes me so happy.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Figure out.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, I mean now it sounds like they went cruising
for hookers, which you know in many ways, the place
they went is where you would go if you wanted to.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Let's just put it this way. They spent a lot
of money.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yes, I wonder how much he did spend, because I
will say that when my boyfriend has been an establishment
like this before.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
A year ago on his birthday, when I surprised.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Him, he did greet me at the door with a
handshake when he didn't know that I wasn't a lady
of the night.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's the most incredible story I maybe ever heard.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, you hadn't heard it on the podcast I told
you just in person.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Way, Yeah, recently. I could not believe that.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
It is one of my best stories ever, is that
I did that. People do think I'm a pretty cool
check for doing that. It's like kind of one of
my things where I go, Okay, that and putting a
gummy worm in my vagina one time because I knew
my boyfriend was gonna finger me when he picked me
up from the airport and that was his favorite snack.
But yeah, different Chris would not be entertained by that.
He doesn't want to hear about that. That would not

(06:11):
he would go Clays, what the hell, because I do
some gross stuff with him sometimes, But that would have
that wouldn't have turned him on at all.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
He's like, these are from my craft services trade.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
He uh, yeah, he's a good he's a goodie. And
he's in the other room watching football right now.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
When do you do this?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
He's keeping track.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, and you're on your way out. I'm I just
got in. I I flew from Calgary this morning. Calgary
is so far west, I like forgot how far it is.
I did go through Minneapolis. I woke up at four
am in Calgary, which is mountain time here in the States,
and then I landed at two pm Central time.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
So that's a good that's all over the places.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
An eleven yeah, ten hour, nine hours something like, Yeah,
I was all over.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And you do like one show in one city one night,
and then you go to another city the following night.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Which is like not the way it used to be,
because it used to be clubs. You just stay in
the same place all weekend. And I used to always
go like, man, I can't wait. Actually I never said that.
I never have wanted more than.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
What I have.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I always am kind of happy with what I have.
I've never been like I can't wait to play theaters.
I knew it was coming, but I wasn't like chomping
at the bit like some people aren't sure. Like I
remember when I started doing theaters, Chris got me a
cake that said see you later clubs, and I was like,
but I've never really had this attitude about clubs. I
liked that he said it, but I also was like,
I will be back to clubs because I'm going to
age some day and people will forget about me.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I will be back in clubs because it's the way
it goes.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
In fact, I'm going to be back at clubs this tour.
I'm going to do some clubs. I'm doing the Brella
Improv where Brian will be opening for me. Forget the
dates on that.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Do you remember December fourth or something.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, Brian Improv. That's going to be so fun to
be back in a club. And then I just found
out I'm doing the Tempe Improv November sixteenth and seventeenth.
I was supposed to be in Vegas those dates, but
they got canceled because of the F one races. So
instead of being in Vegas, I'm gonna be at the
Tempe Improv on those dates.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
So no one tee.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's the other place. That's the other place I did
comedy this year in Tempee at the Tempe Improv.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh, I love the name Tempe.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Tempe is great.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's such a cute name.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Sun Devils.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
And then yeah, so I was we were all over
the place.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Annie was with me open for me in Where were
we Prier Lake, Minnesota, which is like thirty minutes away
from Minneapolis, or at least the airport, but it was
a it was.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
A casino called the Mystic Lake Casino.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
One of those cities where you just go Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, you don't say Prior Lake, Minnesota, Like, no, everyone
would be like, Prior Lake, this is just a reservation
that none of us know the name of. Yeah, it
was nice that was sold out show. Thank you to
everyone for coming out to that. That was felt really
really nice tout and see just like a giant fucking

(09:02):
room of people who dedicated their night to come watch
me and do stand up and uh it was awesome.
That was and they had like I like when I
the screens up on the side. Yeah, I mug a
little bit more. It's more fun and it's more fun
to watch screens. Like when I go see Taylor Swift,
I'm watching the screens.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Sure, so you mug a little bit.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Sometimes I'm like, oh, that's a good angle, Like I
kind of like play to it. But yeah, people I
can see the people watching the screen. I like that
because it does it.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Feel like it's a show. It's like more pro Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, it was nice and that the dinner was really delicious.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Ironically, the only good place to get vegetarian options is
at a steak restaurant. Turns out they do have the
best veggie sides.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh my god, Yes, stake places do have the best
veggie sides. You just gonna make sure they don't.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Use bartersp That night I had I either don't have
the gene to smell the pee, or I don't have
the gene that makes your peace smell. So we've determined,
or I didn't determine. Scientists determined that asparagus pea smell either.
There are some people who can't smell it even if
the smell is in the air. They need the gene
for it. And then you also might not even have

(10:14):
smell coming from your pea because you don't have that gene.
So I don't think I have either, because i've I
might have the peace smell, but I definitely don't.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I'm not able to smell it.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm so glad that scientists figured that out. You know,
they spent their valuable time, that's true, figuring out why
are pea smells When we eat asparagus.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I pea will smell exactly like almond milk. Though when
I eat too much, drink too much almond milk, like,
it's nothing, it changes. It's almost almond milk. Nothing nothing.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
That means your body didn't er anything from the almond milk.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
A lot of almond milk is just like carriagene and
other emulsifiers.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh, I know, it's so gross.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Chris started buying this almond milk that has no additives,
it has no what, it has no carriagene, and it
has no oil.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
It all has oil in it.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Oh yeah, it's so ross.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
And your own.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
You can make your own.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I would never do that.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
My friend used to do it. And you get like
a nut milk bag and you like.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Scuguital I can't make it.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I just sent you a thing that Bethany Frankel made
that I'm like, I could make yeh, like I can
make a little snack.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
I wanted to write you about that because the way
she says.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Almond, almond, almond, h m I n d amen almond yeah,
g L Yeah, that's kind of annoying someone. I just
saw a podcast call out people that say cupon, cupon,
and that has been annoying me. There was a Nate
Nate Bargatzi clip recently going around and he said cupon

(11:45):
the whole time, and I was just like, I know
that's a dialect. I know that people just say that
that way.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Two questions. One is, how do you say the fluffy
thing that you sleep on a mattress, I mean the
fluffy thing that goes onto your head, that goes your head.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
A pillow, pillow not a pillow.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's not a pillow. People say pellow.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Why yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
And then I think no one might say pellow.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
You say, you seem like a person that says pillow.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Noah, pillow, Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
And then and then you have almond blank the stuff
you're just drinking. And then how do you say the
next word milk.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Just kidding, milk.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I don't people say milk.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I know they do.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Atrocity, yeah, a criminal offense.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Remember Hannah from The Bachelor, everything that ended in I
n g's I've been thinking about fall ink in love
with you every Yeah, everything is ink and it's it's
like almost like a Southern thing.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
That you think people do think.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
I've been dancing that one that you say, weird?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah? You say, wait, spell it v E g A s.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
I've struggled this with this one forever, but I say it.
I'm trying to get better Vegas. Oh that's correct, but
I say Vegas.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, Vegas.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
It sounds like it.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Should be Vegas. Yeah, I like Vegas.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
So I got called on that years ago, and then
I switched over to Vegas and I would literally in
my head c v A y g U S because
I was so bad about pronouncing it. And now I
guess I'm back to Vegas, back to Vegas.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I like.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
I guess she pronounces this part of Los Angeles l
O S space flie. But Brian, how do you say it?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Sorry? Oh well, uh, I've been I've been called out
by a Hispanic person for saying it wrong, and I
forgot how they told me to say it. But I
would say I would say lows, I would say los police, but.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Everyone in La says los felis, which is los felis.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, I think that's how you're supposed to say it.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I forgot what this man told me, but he yelled
at me on the streets.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, because it's like felice means happy in Spanish, and
that's felice, like the song, but the name.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
When you go there, no one's smiling. Everyone's too cool
to smile.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Would you asparagus pea? If I would you get drunk
into a bathroom?

Speaker 3 (14:14):
You okay? Because I don't think.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's like smells like shit, you know, it just smells
like kind of acidic or what. It's probably gonna smell funky,
but it's not going to make me like want to barf.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, it doesn't like gray.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Oh, it smells like BV as well.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It smells se BV makes me sick.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
That fish smell.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Smell sell your own, then you can be able to
smell hers. But I might not have the gene that
makes so I might be able to smell it, and
this would be determining because I ate probably forty stalks
of asparagus the other night because we ordered we did
a double order and Chris didn't like it, so I
ate all of his and I did not smell anything

(14:53):
in my pea, but Chris might have.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
You know, Chris might have smelled it from the next
room and been like Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I could eat like a half of a half of
an asparagus and it'll smell Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Really yeah, same me too.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay, this is a great thing.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
That Brian brings up. We should smell each other's pee,
like maybe it's genetic to us, Like maybe I can't
smell Nikki's asparagus pee, but I could.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, because no, you can smell it on everyone. I
think if you can smell it, but some people don't
have the smell, so you wouldn't be able to if
I didn't have the smell in mind, you wouldn't be
able to spell it even if you could smell it.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think this reminds me of something like when I
was in college, like when I would make a suggestion that,
like you should all go to dinner, and then everyone
would be like what the fuck's wrong with you. That's
like you suggest saying that we should all smell each
other's pee, we should all look at each other's I mean.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
I was just gonna say that on you.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think that's what we used to do before we forget.
I do want to say that a bestie came to
one of the shows uh in Saint Louis that I
was at this Weekend's so nice and she and I
don't do like a I don't go outside and stand
there and wait for people to say good job to me.
I usually just disappear. But she went up to Adam,
who was doing a meet and green, and said I
want to meet Brian. And then Adam texted me and

(16:03):
was like, you should come out here. There's someone who
came to see you. Yay. And I was so flattered
and so happy.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's so sweet.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I came out and she was there and she's like,
I'm a bestie and I was like, are you kidding me?
You came here to see me? Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
And she was like, yeah, I came to see tell
you that you seem taller in person because people can't
believe how tall you are.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh well, I'm not that tall.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Well, you're six foot.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Five eleven and a half. I never made it to six.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Okay, well you come off tall like Anya and Noah
or Noah. I think both of them thought you were shorter.
They thought you were five eight.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, wait, you thought he was like five to four.
I thought he was tiny, though he was a tiny
Let's go through our heights because people don't know. I'm
five nine, Brian, you're five eleven and a half. Anya's
five two.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Brian. You've never met me, So what do I project? Like?
What am I presenting?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Survey?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, you seem like a tall thin like you. You
seem order because nine I think I I wouldn't be
shocked if you were five nine, not at all. Actually,
I think Nicky is much taller. I always thought Nikki
was much taller.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Ye, nick five eleven, you read.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Like you could play basketball.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Usually people say you're much taller than I thought.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
But then recently I've been getting you seem taller on TV,
so I don't know what to think about it.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Interesting. I want to be five to ten, just like
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
I just have to say, but I've met Noah. I've
seen Noah in the.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Brian, what do you think my height is?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I think, I mean, I do believe you're short. That
based on even though I've never met you, I you've
you've seen your personality is that of a short person
comes short? Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
I wouldn't say, let's say you're a spinner like I
look at you and I'm like, she's a spinner like shorts.
It means like it's a thing guys say, like you
want to put this.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
You can put them on your dick and then you
could just spin them around, spin them around.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Because you are that one that is a compliment.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, oh my god, Yeah, because you're because Noah's incredibly nice.
And then she could also destroy you. And that's what
a short person's personality is.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Like, Yes, how tall are you? Noah five three? By
the same yeah, and Anya five.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Three, I'm probably like three yes are you shureing?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh my god? If I if you were to ask
me who is a taller, I would say Anya without question.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
The height is okays, this makes me happy because that
means I'm cun to your sounding. And when I was
on the radio for you know, as a DJ, I
would meet people all the time in San Diego. It
would be like, oh my god, no offense. And this
is such a weird piece of feedback. I thought you
were like a bigger brunette.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
What does that?

Speaker 5 (18:53):
One hundred percent of the people that would say I
thought you looked different?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
What it is all said to.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Meet bigger brunettio radio people's voices. I mean, now we
can kind of see everyone because of social media, but
like back.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
In the day the radio, I fell in love what
the fuck? And then you matter?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I felt there was a back years and years ago.
I was listening to some random podcast off of MPR
or something and the person's voice was like, I think
I need to meet this person that I'm in love
with this person Yeah, And then I did wind up
seeing a picture of them and I was like, I
don't need to meet them. Yeah, I don't think I
need to meet them. Actually, I know. It was disappointing

(19:30):
to me because I'm like, now I know the face,
the voice, and it would be nice if I just
imagined whatever I wanted, yes with the voice, yes, But
can I just say it really quickly? Her name was
Jessica h. That was the best dude that came to
the show, so shout out to Jessica h shout out.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
To Natalie and Maddie and Alan, who are the names
of the besties who I met last night or maybe
the night before too, and who and there were some
other besties who gave me present and stuff, like so
many came out and gave me cards and a little
picture frame and so many nice things. And we just

(20:06):
love it so much, So thank you so much for
doing this.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
You aara bestie, and you're trying to do the thing
where you get into the show for free, and you've
come alone and all that. Don't wait. If there's a
long line in front of me and you're waiting to
be polite, just cut ahead of the line and just
quickly be like, Anya, can I get into the show
really quick? I came along. Yeah, there were one of things,
yesdies that were waiting in a very long line that
almost missed the meat and grace. So just just do that,

(20:30):
promise you it'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yes, that's that's good. Thanks Anya for saying that. All Right,
we gotta go to break. We'll be back with more
for this. All right, we're back.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
There is a new Nikki pod memes that just came
up whoever does that, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
We love it.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
And this one is like a drawing of a man
and there are three different ones, and it says headache
and his like a head, his head has like a
red spot on it stomach ache, and then there's like
red where his stomach is, and then Brian is just
the whole man is red? It is?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Where does it hurt?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I just can't wait until that's not true.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
I know, yeah one day, what are you at today?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh bad? It's been really yeah, but I do want
to say, never tell us who you are, Niki pod
Memes creator like, it's just like the voice. We don't
want to know what you look like. We don't want
to see your face. We don't want to know who
you actually are. We just want to imagine. I have
ten You might you feel like a person who's five
to ten, but we just want to imagine you. The
perfect version of you is in each of our heads

(21:30):
as a different thing. So you're going to disappoint one
of us if you reveal your identity.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I never get worried about Nikki pod Memes of doing
of making me upset or offending me. Yeah, and I
feel really safe with it. Because I don't think many
meme accounts would make me feel safe. It's like when
someone does an impression of you where you're like, Okay,
I can't wait for this, but you're just like waiting
for something really offensive to happen. So Nikki Pod means
you never disappoint me. I'm never like what's this going

(21:55):
to be? It always makes you feel good. There was
one meme you did once where Chris saw it and
was like, will you explain this to me? To me
because it was like it was something about Chris going
on like some expedition and then me pulling up Tinder
because I had made the joke like if he dies
doing something like okay, babe, go like scale mountaintops, but

(22:16):
I'm gonna like go get back on Rya. Yes, And
so once I explained it, he was fine, but he
was like, you want to tell me what this means.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
I kind of liked it because I was like, are
you scared to lose me?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Sometimes you want to feel a little jolt of like
your partners, a little territorial.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Of course, it feels nice, spark.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, when they hit you, it means they love you.
They're scared to lose you yeah, but yeah, it was
a fun weekend.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
What if you think of any of your airport experience.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
You said there was like a family there.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh yeah, okay, so there was like a family at
my gate today that I was at first it was
like a husband with the nanny and the kids, right,
And at first I was trying to clock if he
had a crush on the nanny, if they were like
flirting at all, and there was like some light flirting.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
But it didn't bother me. I was like, I don't
think it could have just like flirting is very it's
there's there's.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
A fine line, yeah, because he could have just been
being nice and she could be laughing at what he says.
And I'm like, I'm painting this whole, Like I just
read this Esther Pearrell, you know, article about cheating and
how it doesn't mean that your marriage is unhealthy necessarily.
It's just a lot of people cheat just to find
another part of themselves or to like have a kind
of adventure, and it has nothing to do with your partner,

(23:29):
like not satisfying a part of you. Like there's nothing
they can do to like actually give you that thing
that they need, which is like I just need to
feel live for a little bit. I need a shoplift,
I need to do something wrong, I need to smoke
cigarettes behind the shop class or whatever. You know, like
you just want to feel bad and like there's nothing
your partner can do to like give you that. So
it's as it really has nothing to do with your partner.
So I liked this article that I read about it

(23:51):
because I'm interested, I think, And I posted on my
Instagram of this article called why happy People Cheat? Yeah,
And I thought it was interesting because it's just an
to me. It doesn't mean that I'm like I'm gonna cheat,
or I want Chris to cheat, or like I think
Chris is cheating, or I'm cheating. Like I don't want
to be anyone to think that because I'm posting this,
I'm like in favor of cheating. I just like subject

(24:14):
matters that are taboo seemingly even though so many people
are doing them or it's happened so much. And I
was listening to a Dak Shepherd podcast with Esther Perell,
and he said a really interesting thing, which is, like,
you know, we talk a lot about addiction on this show.
We talk a lot about eating disorders, and things like that.
But he's like, I think infidelity is the subject matter

(24:35):
out of all the things we talk about that are taboo,
that affects more people than all of them. And I
thought that that was such a true statement that the
cheating people don't talk about it, but it's happening all
the time around us, and people don't have People can
quit and then never talk about it again. So it's
like it can be happening and never get addressed. It's

(24:56):
almost not like an addiction in terms of it's always
gonna spiral out of control. Are kind of always on
a slippery slope. It's eventually you're going to reach a bottom,
like you can't do it forever. It's gonna like raise
some red flags. Cheating can happen, then go dorm, it
happen again, like little things pop up here and there
can be a one night stand and it happens all
the time. And I think, I think that's why I'm
drawn to it, is I'm fascinated by things that are

(25:18):
happening a ton and everyone's like, no, I would never
do that. No one in my family's ever cheated. We
never cheat. Cheating's the worst thing that you could ever do,
and it's like it's people equate it with like a
hit and run as how bad it is, or a murder,
and it's way more common. In fact, you're listening your
parents probably a stop sign. It's like, yes, thank you, Anya,

(25:40):
it is totally rolling a stop sign. And I think
that the data around it is just you know, That's
why I like talking about molestation because this weekend Chris
was like, hey, if you're going to talk about this
and maybe give some stats on stage, because I say
one and four people were molested, but I don't even
know where I heard that. He was like, you should
probably look that up and like give the actual stats.
So I want to say the actual stat and this
is only self reported, sure, which so let's be honest

(26:03):
sexual abuse. Self reports are not telling the whole story
because there's so much shame around it. But it is
even realized one in five women were molested before the
age of you know, eighteen, so like as children, one
in five and then one and twenty men, and I
would venture to guess that number for men is way
higher because women have a lot more, uh, we have

(26:25):
a lot more opportunity to talk about our sexual assaults
and it's it's less taboo for us to speak of
for getting sexual assaulted than men, So I would venture
to guess it's more like one in ten for men.
But anyway, so I was kind of hardy, had my
mind around like cheating or whatever. And so I'm watching
this like dad and he's taught. He's like, girls, do
you want to call your mom? Is two little girls

(26:46):
and this one little girl. I had just done the
whordle and I had like failed really miserably at it.
It was like a bad one today. I like didn't
get it and I failed, and and five guesses couldn't
get it. And this little girl's probably like seven, and
I hear her like working out, and she's like, mom,
can I or maybe it wasn't it was a different
little girl because she asked her mom. So this is
a different family. Sorry, they were all kind of together.

(27:07):
She's like, mom, can I do the wordle? Or like
maybe do her babysitter?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Can I do the wordle?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
And she and that she pulls up the wordle and
on her iPad and the girl's going so it's either
binge binge, And I was like I wanted to go,
like it's bingeing, And I was like, how did I
not get binge?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
That's like one the thing I think about doing all
the time. But this little girl got it.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
And then she went over to dad and she was like, see, Dad,
it could either be this one or this one.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
She was so smart.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I was like, this girl might save us from climate change,
Like this is our future.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I kind of believe in and think, like seven.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Probably figure out binge.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, I knew the word binge. I was like wow.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
So then because when she started the wordle, I was like,
there's no way she's gonna get it. Now, you're too
young to understand the depths of that disorder. And then
I go, wait, there's lots of binging for like entertainment.
Maybe it's seeped in somehow. Now we use that word
kind of, you know, for TV, and.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Maybe more young people are using that word because of
Netflix and stuff like that, and we just don't realize it.
Maybe it's more common. Maybe it's top of mind for her.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It could be just.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Very yeah lucky. He's not gonna solve anything.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
He's smarty.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
But she was so cute.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And I was watching this family and I was kind
of having the thing of like, oh God, I'm like
this older woman who's passed up on this opportunity. And
I'm like kind of looking at this family like, oh,
that could be me, and I could be helping my
daughter like with the wordle and talking to her about
it like it seems kind of fun. And then and
then I saw the dad talking on the phone to

(28:36):
the mom. And the mom he first of all, he
answers the phone, he goes, he goes, he goes, hey,
or he didn't answer phone. He calls her, he goes,
I just want to ask you, when do do you
think our kids have ever been to the cheesecake factory?
You could tell she was like, what are you talking about, John?
And she he goes, no, it's a simple question, have
our kids been to the cheesecake factory? And then she's

(28:57):
again like what are you saying. He's like, Nope, it's
just one question with one answer. Have our children been
to the cheesecave? Faundery Now his children are a seven
year old girl and a four year old boy, approximately
maybe five year old boy. And he goes, because they haven't,
they haven't. We were driving, we drove past one and
she asked, is there cheesecake in there?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
And I go, what are you talking about? Is their
cheesecake in there?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
So we took them for breakfast today and I was like, oh,
the nanny went with you to and it's like eleven
thirty and they're at their gate. I'm like, you went
to Cheesecave friundery like nine am. It was very confusing.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Flight.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
So then I kind of like this guy's demeanor with
the mom though. He seemed like a funny dude. And
then at one point he says to the daughter, Reese
or whatever her name is, do you want to do
recycling club after school? Which is an adorable club, And
I'm thinking this girl can save the world. Yes, you
want to do recycling club after school?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
And she goes. She looks up from her iPad and
she's like, yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I do.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I thought that was so cute that she's like, yeah,
I want to say it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
She goes after school yeah yeah, and so she goes, yes,
she does want to do it, and she goes, wait,
do waye dad, Dad?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Dad? Then who's gonna.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Pick up Owen? Owen needs someone to pick him up?
And he goes, no, don't don't worry. We've got it.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Like, but I was like, this is my daughter.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
That's me always worried about like her little brother, but
who's gonna pick it? Like she's trying to figure out
older daughter symptoms of like trying to figure out the
whole thing, like worrying about all the puzzle pieces when
really your job is a seven year old do you
want to go to a recycling club or not? You
don't need to worry about who's gonna pick up.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Oh, we have swim practice on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
And I just was like, Oh, this girl is inn
Like I just know what her life is going to
look like, always taking care of everyone else. I was like,
then I just just determined that one of her parents
is probably an alcoholic. I like, he has to figure
out owen's gonna get forgotten?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
That happened once and then she never let that go
and now she's like every time there's an issue, I
need to be on top of it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Like I was obsessive about my sister being kidnapped because
I just thought my parents were a little too free
with her. Yeah, I had learned about kidnappers, and I
knew I wouldn't get kidnapped because I was smart and
vigilant and not that cute, and I knew my sister
was adorable and kind of like just toddling around and
would probably attract one and I was obsessed with it, obsessed,

(31:16):
and my parents didn't.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Care at all.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Doesn't that suck that in order to create that kid
that you're like, this could be my daughter. I would
love this kid. She had to go through some kind
of trauma to become that person. Yes, Otherwise she'd just be, yeah,
I'll do recyclor she would be like, no, I don't
want to do recycling club. She'd be like on her iPad,
not even look up when he spoke. Yep. But because
she's got an alcoholic parent, she's like a perfect child. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Because they're at the cheesecake factory boozing it up. Yeah,
they can't believe they haven't brought their daughter to the
cheesecake p I am.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Well, they could be any kind of aholic, you know, maybe.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
They That's what I mean, like exercise aholic. They have
some kind of addiction in their house, which.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Who the fuck does?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Right?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Everyone does?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well? What I want to know is what was the
why was the mom so hesitant to give up the
information of whether or not the children.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
She was just like, why is my husband being so
cheeky right now? Like why did he not say hello?
And he just answered the phone with like he's just
being this weird guy that he is, Like he was
trying to be funny, you know, Like I thought I
kind of liked their dynamic. It was almost like flirty,
like our kids haven't been to the cheesecake factory. And
then but then this is what I'm plugged by when
I do see young girls or young boys is like

(32:28):
all I can think about. Almost all I can think
about is what you're saying exactly of like how much
they have to go through, Like they have to have
a first crush, They have to have someone make fun
of them. They have to worry about a test that
means literally nothing. They have to worry about college that
means literally nothing. They have to worry about. They have to,

(32:49):
you know, figure out what shoes go with what jeans,
They have to like spin the bottle. They have to
study like what they're gonna do with their tongues when
they make out. They have to like stay all night
thinking about that.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
They don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
They have to learn every lesson they have to learn.
They have to intern somewhere and not make any money.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
It's life. But to go through it, I want it.
I want to skip it.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
No life sucks, say that is what we don't want
to go through life.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
I saw a meme the other day that said, thank
God you only live once.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I can't do this shit again.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
When I get jealous of the youth, I always I
think that's maybe a defense mechanism because I have such
jealousy of young people and like, Wow, they get to
do a whole life and they get to have all
the fun that I had as a kid. But then
I think about all the things that they like are
gonna go through.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I just want to say that I have.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
A memory, and this is maybe one of the reasons
I don't want to have kids, because my envy issues
are so exhaustive and so crippling to me. I'm not
joking you, and I probably reference on the pod before,
but I promise you I can now track it to
the day I said it.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I was in bed with my mom. It was after school.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
We were probably watching like some kind of like daytime
TV show, fourth or fifth grade, third, fourth or fifth grade.
I'm guessing it was third because I remember being very
very young and my mom being like almost goffawing that
I said this, And I said to her, yeah, I've
said this before, I think, but I think this is
actually who I am. I said, because she's MYA says

(34:31):
something like, well, when you have kids, you'll do this,
and I go, I'm never gonna have kids. And she
was like why and I was like, because I'll be
jealous of them because they're younger than me.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
And she said what And I go, you're jealous of
me because I'm younger than you.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
You have to be. How can you not be?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm younger, I'm plucking tinier, I'm in third pop. I'm like,
I have like third or fourth grade. I just knew
being young is the best.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
How could you not?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Everything in our society is about being young and youthful.
And I remember, and I just remember being like, mom,
are you jealous of me? And Laura and her going
why And the only reason I remember this is because
of her reaction being so crazy and her going why
would you ask.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Something like that? That's insane? No, I'm not. And I
remember being.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
You're like, but look at my abs.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, I remember being I was tying, I was little telig. Yeah,
I had my whole life out of me. I already
heard her complaining about cellulite and wrinkles and things like that.
Like that's so, I honestly do think. I don't think
I would struggle with it because I think when you
have a kid, you're just like, this is my kid.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I'm not jealous of my kid. But we know that
there are moms who.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Are jealous of their kids, and they try to dress
like them, and they try to hang out with their kid.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
You know, like heared, I would.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Be jealous, absorb the youth from a child and steal
it from them. I would do it, vampire, I would
take their youth. Well, vampire, at least you give them
eternal life. But if I could, if I could just
take the youth and then and then I have their
youth and then they fade away, Yes, I don't. I couldn't,
especially when I'm in my eighties or something. I don't

(36:08):
know if I could say no to that, I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I mean, they're gonna yeah, yeah, where does that come from?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
It's like an episode of Charmed, Like there's like a
demon can suck the youth out of somebody and then
they turn to an old person. Yes, and then you're
young and you're beautiful.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
One time I was in a cab in Los Angeles
going to the airport, and the lady that was driving
me was telling me that there's like an underground in
Hollywood that has all of that.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So no ever of young Like when you see young
girl girls and kids, do you ever get jealous of
all the fun they get to like have in their
life that you have already said goodbye to.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
I get jealous of you and your high school girlfriends
and your high school experience because it sounds.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I think that's maybe why I struggle with it is
because I had so much fun in my childhood. I
had a really and I think a lot of people
don't have great childhoods.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
The most fun in my early thirties, So I get
jealous of like early thirty year olds.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Interesting, okay, that track.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I get jealous of Poppy. I thought I was gonna
get jealous of when she entered into our lives. When
my sister had a little girl, I was like, Oh,
this is gonna test me, am I gonna be jealous,
and I'm I never get jealous of Poppy until I
remember that she doesn't have to like figure out a
talent yet, Like she doesn't even have to. She could
still be the best at something, like she could be
Taylor Swift and she doesn't have to pick up a
guitar for another like seven years.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
She's like four, Okay, so she has.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
She has figured it out.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Well, we're trying to get her to pick some off
her yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And then force once they pick it, You're like, that's it.
You're never switching. I don't care how sad you get. Yes,
that's what I would do.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Like when you send me that meme of the little
Korean child of playing a perfect guitar, I was like,
I'm jealous. I want that.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
I'm most parents just want their kids to be happy,
Like my parents would always say, I just want you
to be happy. I don't care what you do or
what you like. Couldn't you just want me to be
sad and rich? Like why didn't you force me to
become the best whatever that? Instead? You just let me
quit piano, you let me go to school free for me.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
It doesn't work, Brian, No, this is what I would
tell my kids, and I think this is actually good
parenting advice from someone who's never gonna have kids and
really hasn't even considered what I would do if I did.
So take it with a grain of sand. You tell
your kids, I want you to be happy. But here's
the thing. Talent is not something that is going to

(38:44):
come out of nowhere. If you want to be good
at something, you have to work hard. And I think
that obviously parents go, yeah, I mean me telling my
kid to go to piano lessons, that's me telling them
to work hard.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
We don't. Kids don't understand that from piano lessons. They're
in lies.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
You're going to be great at this time and you'll be,
it seems, and then you'll be happy. Yes, it just
seems like a chore of doing a thing I'm bad
at still and just I'm not gonna get good and
you just have to you know, practice makes perfect. We
I used to sing songs about practice makes perfect.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
You'll see, like there.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Were all these songs, but it didn't get in my head.
I wish someone would have said, Nikki, you can be
that on TV. You could be Kelly Kapowski.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Whatever. I was like, you know, looking at at the time.
But she is only that because she's hotter than you. No,
she's only.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
That she worked hard, and that's the only thing you
have to do. I didn't compute the two, and I
don't know how to get kids to understand what hard
work is and what it can mean because they don't
have they don't understand time.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
No, well, that's exactly right. The time thing is important too,
because you know how, like when you wake up in
the morning, like your first like thirty minutes of just
getting out of bed, time goes by like much faster
like that first thirty Like if if in that first
thirty minutes you decide to like work out immediately, that
workout will go by so fast it will not be challenging.
That's my experience. I guess I'm just saying everyone experiences this.

(40:07):
You're like kind of half awake. So if you just
do the thing that like you would be dreading if
it was three pm, it'll just be done instantaneously. You
won't even realize. And that's like being a kid, it's
like you have nothing going on. Time is different for you.
If you are just put in a room and forced
to practice for ten years, that time will not matter
to you at all. It'll just fly by and all

(40:28):
of a sudden you'll be the world's greatest whatever.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
It's so true. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Sometimes when I'm on a treadmill and I'm like dying
and I have five minutes left, I.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Always go, you dumb fuck, why didn't.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You start five minutes earlier because you'd be dumb done
right now? And then I go, wait a second, in
a different realm, I am done right now, like I am,
I'm gonna do this, So just know you're.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Done somewhere like that.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
If you do you struggle to get through workouts, just
tell yourself you're done five o'clock. It's just not there yet.
But like, and also another thing, and I've talked about
this before. If you're trying to start working out and
you're like you're in the first two minutes and you've like,
oh my god, I have another twenty eight minutes of
this workout, just keep just keep thinking you're on the

(41:13):
last minute, or like, just and just keep saying fifteen
I'll quit in fifteen seconds, keep adding another fifteen seconds.
And then also if you're someone like me who's like,
if you're not doing it, at the ultimate level. If
you're not running the whole time, then fuck it. Then
give up. Just take it down one mile per hour, like,
don't give up, just go slower and stay with it,

(41:35):
because I used to give up. I've given up on
so many workouts because I couldn't do them the best.
But just take it down one notch and then you
can get back up to that. I mean, this obviously goes.
I'm not like David Gogging is in here. This is
like not that interesting of information to give. But like
I wish I could. I wish I could have told
myself these things earlier, because I it took me until

(41:56):
this year to start just going a little less hard
on my workouts to get through them.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, and these are things that you could tell a
child and they would have to they don't shape like this.
You're still learning this stuff now like as an adult, Like, oh,
if I just try it a little less hard, I
could get through my whole workout. Yes, like that, you're
you're always learning stuff, and like you, this is all
stuff that I would want to like brain dump onto
my child when they're five years old, so they have
to I kind of.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Want to have a kid just so I can relay
some of this shit, you know, like and see if
I could test without how to make a tailor. I
want to make a Taylor Swift. I want to like
leave us with this before we go to break because
I've been reading that Four Agreements book. You know, Oh
god about like B B whatever with your words.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, I'm disagreeing.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
No, they're they're legit. I mean, they are the way
of life.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
If you were able to agree to the four agreements
and keep that agreement, your life will be perfect.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Oh yeah, you sent us.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, this is the thing. Whatever people do feel, think,
or say. Now, this is don't take anything personally. That's
a third agreement. I think, don't take anything personal whatever.
This is the paragraph. Whatever people do feel, think, or say,
don't take it personally. If they tell you how wonderful
you are, they are not saying that because of you.

(43:11):
You know you are wonderful. It is not necessary to
believe other people who tell you that you are wonderful.
Don't take anything personally. Even if someone gets a gun
and shoots you in the head, it was nothing personal,
even at that extreme. I want us to ruminate on
that and talk about it when we get back right
after this.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
All right, we're back. Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
A book can tell you not to take anything personal
or personally, how the fuck do you put that into practice?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
You don't. That's why this book sucks.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
It tells all these things to do.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Don't ever lie, don't don't be impeccable with your word.
The other ones, never forget.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
The other ones are assumptions that don't make a sum.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Sh It's like, yeah, if you if you could monitor
your own life like you know, one hundred percent of
the time and make and calculate every single thought and
action that you have, then sure maybe your life will
improve incrementally. But you just can't live your life like that.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Well.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I have a girlfriend who who's boyfriend. Her and her
boyfriend were, you know, getting into little TIFFs here and there,
and she goes, hey, let's just do this experiment for
the next day where we don't take anything we say personally. Sure,
and I and I remember, and she said it worked,
And I'm like, but how how do you not take
things personally?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
And what what the book.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Goes on to say is that when someone is saying
something bad about you, and if someone says, hey, Nikki's
not funny, that's their own opinion, has nothing to do
with me.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
It's built upon what they think.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
But sure, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Understand why it won't affect me because I need public
support to make money, and I need a roof over
my head, and I need money to have.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
That you are successful is because you've been taking things
personally your entire life exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
But if I were to be an artist who just
does every like someone like Natasha Leone, who everyone just
who admires because she's just her son. Yeah, if I
just was someone like that, who just never takes anything like,
who seems to just be their own unique person, what
would I be? Because you know, there are times where
people don't like the things I do, But as long

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as I'm confident about that thing, I don't really care
what their opinion is. So I guess what the point
is is that I have a spin.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
On that for agreement. It's like a mantra that I
live by, which is, or try to live by. Okay,
don't let people. Don't give people the power to influence
how you feel. Sure, so I think that.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Kind of goes. How do you do that?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
You? Noah, can you give an example, like when you've
used that when maybe you would have been completely hijacked
by opinion someone out of you, or like what you
could do with that.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
I think it maybe for me, it's more like matching
someone's energy, and that's kind of like a codependent thing
where if someone else doesn't feel good about something, then
I feel like I have to fix it or I
have to feel bad about it. So I think I
struggle with that. Maybe that mantra is something that I

(46:24):
try to repeat in my head if I talk to
my mom or something where it's like, well, I don't
have to just because she's not feeling good. I don't
have to change anything about my lifestyle to make her
feel better, right, I play it.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
For me, it's like if I'm around someone in a
bad mood, it can radically affect me. And I don't
think most people have that, but that's where I'm like, Okay,
this person's in a shit mood. I do not have
to be in a ship mood, like let them be
in it.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I forgot the term, but there is a term for that.
It's it's like some kind of mirroring. I forgot what
it was called.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Yeah, sorry, I feel the same way.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
No, it's interesting because Chris, if he's in a bad
mood about something, I can't really handle it and I
need to I take it personally, like talk about and
it will have nothing to do with me. But because
he's in a bad mood, like you know, people in
a bad mood about something, they're not going to be
cheery to everyone they're around, and it has.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Nothing to do with me.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
But like he might be just not smiling as much
or whatever, or not laughing at my jokes because he's
just not in the mood for my you'rer And I'm
thinking he's never going to come back to me. You know,
he's never gonna this is gonna be forever mantra. Yeah, assumptions,
that's that's so. Yes, I'm I'm making assumptions that he's

(47:44):
never gonna get better, which you know is probably something
from my childhood.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Who the fuck knows.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
But then I notice when I get into bad moods,
I he is able to he doesn't do that, and
I will sometimes when I get into bad mood, think
that he's gonna have the same response I do, and
I go, hey, this has nothing to do with you.
I say all of these things to make him feel safe.
And almost giving him the things that I would want
him to say to me if that were the case,
that I need to hear kind of when he's in

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those moods. But he doesn't need to hear from me.
He doesn't need to hear like this has nothing to
do with you. He's like, I know, I know.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
He's like, obviously, I think it's a guy girl thing
sometimes because I have the same thing. When Matt's in
a bad mood. Sometimes I'll ask him a question. Let's
say he's in physical pain and I'm like, hey, when
are we going to this? And I'll be like I
don't know, and I'm like, easy, Jesus, you know, like
what is this tone? And he's like, babe, I'm stressed.
It hasn't And I'm like, but you're talking to me

(48:40):
like you're pissed. He's like, I'm I'm pain. I'm like, well,
you need to fix this because this tone is not cool.
But I just have to like let him be short
with me and go away. And if I'm a.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Dad with him.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Found out, But nine times out of ten he'll be like, Babe,
I'm sorry I was short with you earlier. And a
lot of pain, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
That really helps Chris the other day, not the other day,
but weeks and weeks ago, was got Yeah, it was
it was something personal. It was like something I said
that upset him, and he he made it clear very
quickly like what it was about, which is a growth
because I think usually in the past, like like many
people in my life or men in my life as well,

(49:23):
will like just kind of like just get a little
quiet because they're still processing it. They don't want to
tell you they're mad at you yet. But he was
like open to me about like this thing you said
kind of upset me, and I I think in the
past I used to go like I'm so sorry, like
how can I fix it? Like like damage, like oh,
just taking on all the blame, like just let me
make it right. So we were like in a good
mood again, like I'm sorry, I'm stor I'm sorry, and

(49:44):
I just I did that a little bit. I like
accounted for what I did do wrong. But I also
was like I'm annoyed that you're anno. Actually I'm kind
of pissed off. Like I got. I was able to
access the anger that I felt in that moment, which
I couldn't help I did whether it was it was
right to feel angry about I'm getting upset with me,
I felt it, and I gave it back to him,
and I felt really good about it because I expected

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I think I've always been scared to do that in
circumstances with men, because I feel like they'll go like,
what the fuck, You're not allowed to get mad at me,
I'm at like and then and then break up with me.
But instead he said, you know, I'm just like really
tired and I don't feel good. And I was like, yeah,

(50:28):
like all of a sudden, I didn't give a fuck
about the thing he was upset at me about.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I like, apologize already.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I let myself off the hook for it, even though
I had previously felt so guilty. I also was like
let him off the hook for being what I thought
was maybe overreacting to this thing that I didn't think
deserve that, And I was like, of course, all then
we got snickers and.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
He was fine like snickers or.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yes, yes, but not taking things personally is a really interesting.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
But can we look at that that little thing you
read like closer, like, imagine if there was an actual
person trying to give you advice and they're like, don't
take anything personally. If someone shoots you, just let it.
If someone shoots you in.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
The head doesn't mean let it go. It doesn't mean
they shouldn't be punished for it. But you don't need
to be like, I'm a bad person because I got shot.
I'm not a bad person because I got molested. I'm
a bad person because I got into this traffic collision. Like,
it doesn't it's not about you. That person ran the stop,
Like that person had road rage against you and shot
you because they have issues.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
It's not you.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
What am I supposed to do with that? Though? Like
I get so if what if I'm not a person
that would say, oh, it was my fault that that person.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
You don't need that advice, then you don't need that advice.
This is for people who take things personally and who
think everything is their fault and think they can control
things and other people.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Here's an example to close or go back to the
infidelity cheating thing. I wanted to say this earlier. I
remember learning that Tommy Lee cheated on Pamela Anderson and
I was in my very first relationship ever, and I
was this is what she used to make up yes,
I was like, you can cheat, Like the hottest woman

(52:13):
in the world at this time can get cheated on. Okay,
it has nothing to do with her. This guy is
just a cheater. He's a bad guy. Like, she didn't do.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Anything, he's not a bad guy, but that's lied and.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
He lied to her and broke their marriage. Vow. Let's
just say, you can't argue that they did not have
an open thing. Yes, so yes, so it had nothing
to do with her. She can't take it personally like,
all right, Tommy has this addiction or whatever the fuck
or needed this thing. That's not that's not my fault

(52:51):
that he cheated, right, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah. I can see that a lot of people might
might make it their fault, and it's important to not
take it personally in that way. But I still don't
find any example of getting shot in the head and
then whatever the fuck forgiving the guy for shooting you.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
You'll forgive. It doesn't mean about forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
It just means like, don't think, like why was I
in the wrong place at the wrong time? What did
I do to that guy that made him want to
shoot me?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
How could I have done things differently? Like don't. Yeah,
don't punish yourself on top of are already what.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Isn't it like what that person did had nothing to
do with you. You were just shot random.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
It's totally random.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah. So the knowing that doesn't help me at all. Oh, so,
like it doesn't matter what you do, someone's still gonna
shoot you.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
You're Selena.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
She's like, well, I think I got shot because I'm amazing,
and my fan club president like thought I was so
amazing that she had to like take my soul. Yeah,
but they're like, no, you can't have that. You're just random.
You're not that great.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
You just got shot. Yeah, let Selena have it.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, this guy, I don't like this guy. I'm taking
it personally that he'sistic.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
I could see why you don't.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Like and impractical.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I like it because it is so simplistic and it
I think you need to read the book.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
It's very easy.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I've read it. You have I own it.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Oh, owned it to you. There should be like a
subheading that's like, obviously, take all of this ship with
a grain of salt. No one can do this perfectly.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
No one can do it perfectly. Final thought.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Let's do top one bottom one because I had an
idea for a segment today because I was doing I
was traveling all day and I was at a gate
for so long. I wanted to figure out top one
bottom one type of person who you're sitting at a
gate with for a long time, Like you have to
sit next to this person for a couple Okay, please

(54:44):
start with bottom.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Bottom one is somebody who is coughing and just can't
stop coughing.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I was at the gatege that you're coughing.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
A lot, right, No, this person was with someone else,
and and the person that they were with was even like,
can you please just take it down a notch? Like no,
I can tell if they were thinking that. Yeah, this
person was like performatively coughing, like she was like I
need to get it out, and it was everyone in
the whole terminal was like, are you gonna go on
the plane with us now?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
With that and not wearing a mask.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I I didn't even look at her. I couldn't. I
couldn't even go look at her, but I assume she
wasn't wearing a mask. But it didn't feel like COVID coughing.
It was either like long COVID like I've had COVID,
but it kind of felt like I am of sickly
older person cough, even though she wasn't that old, So
I wasn't really worried, like from a COVID standpoint or whatever,

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but I was just like, how, like, where's the shame?
Like when I sneeze, when I sneeze in public, I
cover my mouth. I try to make it not very loud.
This person is like, I am going to let everybody
in this entire vicinity understand that I am going through
a cough.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
It's almost to like perform it.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
This is this is, this is what we're getting at
My bottom one is also performative, and this has not
made me my bottom bottom.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
But this is an annoying thing.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
A mother or a father showing their young baby through
the window the planes and look at that plane, and
look at that man with the orange stopping so loud.
Your baby can hear you, babies have great hearing. You're
performing as a great parent for everyone around us.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
We get it.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
You're a very involved parent. You're really good at being
a parent. Your kids are gonna be grow up to
be better than other kids.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
You definitely don't regret this choice exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yes, anya, thank you. It's just like listen. I definitely
think that is important. I actually really admire when I
see a parent do it. Today I saw a parent
doing it, and she was doing it at a volume
that I respected, and I thought it was such a
beautiful thing that man, this woman has been traveling with
this kid all day long and she still has the
energy to be so enthusiastic and so would a horrible
with her kid at this time of day.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
And like I knew this.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Woman had been through it, so I thought it was
like lovely that she was still like, no, how many
plans are out there and like doing all that, but
when it's loud and you're trying to let us all
know what a great mom you are. Here's my new
theory and a little thing that people aren't gonna like
to hear. If you're a mom or a dad and
you play this I'm not selfish card, and that's why

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your parent is like, I'm just like I was tired
of being selfish.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Have I said this already? You're still selfish? You're not.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
No one has a baby. And then suddenly it's like
I'm gonna start volunteering for Greenpeace. They don't start being
more selfless citizens. They're just less selfless about themselves and
now they are putting everything on a kid that.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Looks like that them selfish.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
You're not selfless.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Even people with narcissistic personality disorder can do that with
their children and having kids.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Because it's themselves.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
So like, I'm not giving an award to you for
being like I'm yes, I know you're not bathing much anymore,
and you don't dress well anymore and you look but
draggled all the time. I'm not giving you an award
for like, I don't care about the way I look
anymore because I'm focused on this thing. It's like the
thing is you, and the thing didn't exist till you
made it. So if you were, if you, there are

(58:23):
some parents that have kids and go, oh my god,
the world's fucked. I'm gonna start like volunteering for climate
change activism and like I'm trying to say the world
that I can get behind. It snapped you into being
like I need to save this planet again. It's selfish
because it's for your kid that looks like you, and
that's why you want to save the planet. And you
didn't give a fuck about the planet before there was
a kid on the planet that looked like you and
that you made.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
So it's still selfish. But this is what bothers me.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Walking around with a kid and showing them off or
whatever is no different than walking around with like a
painting that you painted. I mean, like, look at my painting.
Don't you love my painting? Isn't it so beautiful?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Oh? I also hate with kids when when parents force
you to become a part of the little game they're playing.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Really, like when when parents are like, look at the plane,
look at the plane, and then they go like, isn't
the plane nice? Like something like that.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
They never involved me. I would like to be involved actually.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Or when you're at a friend's house and their kids
are running around and they're like, do you think you
want to tell Anya what they keep?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
We keep?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
It's like, oh, do I have to do this now?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Blanket statement. Your kid doesn't have to say thank you
to me.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I don't need it.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I don't have to say goodbye to me. They don't
need to hug me, they don't need to kiss me.
Your kid needs to have boundaries. Your kid can be
rude if it wants. I don't need to give a
present to a kid and get a thank you back.
And if you do need to get your kid to
give the thank you to me, don't make them like
stand in front of me and say it. Just like
later on tell them, hey, you should have thanked her, Like,
don't bring me into it. I want to see I

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feel like stand there waiting for your kid to be like,
I'm not going to say it, and then it gets
awkward because the kid.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Now I hate your kid because he's refusing to say
thank you to me. GIF okay the top.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
One, bottom one, okay, my bottom one okay, gate okay,
person at the gate on you, let's the least favorite person?

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Ye have speakerphone FaceTime? Please, Well, you're not that dumb.
You also aren't that poor. We can all afford twenty
dollars headphones. Just pack them with you and if you're
not going to pack them, don't do the thing you
don't get to do it walk away from the gate.
Do not my girls involved that you think just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Broke up with the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
And I was like, so on on board for this guy.
And then she told me that he takes zoom calls
in public.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Oh, and I said it was as if she told
me that he hits her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I go, you cannot be with this person, he says,
and she goes, he just did it once, and I go, once,
is he's gonna do it again?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
You need to leave him right now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
You cannot be with someone who takes FaceTime calls in public.
Anyone this is and what is the protocol to stop this?
Because we need I think in an airport, I feel
safe that no one's going to pull a gun on
me because they've gone through screening. So I do feel
safe in an airport. I would love for someone to
be talking on the speakerphone at an airport within vicinity

(01:01:13):
of me, as long as they're a white person, because
because I would slam them if they're if they are
a person of a different race, I'm not going to
say anything because I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
I always think about you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
How can I be Nikki? What would Nikky do? I
know exactly what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I would like to do it to someone of a
different race, but I feel like they would say, I'm
You're just doing this because I'm black, And then no,
I'm doing this because I'm the reason I wouldn't do
it is because you're black. That would be racist. But
but I do. But I definitely wouldn't do it to
a black person, But I like a white person. I'm
dying for you to be on your speakerphone in front

(01:01:47):
of me.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
I'm dying for it about a child or someone like
this just happened flight just the other day, a guy
listening to the football game loudly as we're deeplanning. So
we are deplanning, so we're all going to say goodbye
to each other soon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
But we're perfect time because you're on your way out,
you don't have to be around.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
What would you do if it's you're trapped in there,
you're still on the tarmac, you're still taxing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Is that necessary? I mean that's what I'd say. I go,
is that necessary? And then I just look at them
and then wait and then he goes a big game.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
It's a big game. I mean for me, that would
be a moment of bonding for me, I think I'd
be like, what's the score with that? But if it
was something else, like if this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Guy thought he was doing and someone's gonna say, Nikki,
didn't you sing Taylor? So songs on a plane with
a bunch of people. Yes, I did, because the flight
attendant started it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Oh it was patient, and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
It was it was a group of us, and it
was obnoxious, and I'll own up to that. But I
would never do something as a single person to be like,
everyone has to listen to this. That is a personality
disorder and there needs to be a protocol for it.
I think maybe the thing to do is to turn
up your phone all the way and listen to something.
I think that's the thing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
It was too passive.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
I almost did it to their level.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah I would, because it's obviously calling it out and
everyone around would know the joke, what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I would love to see that in practice.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
That would be the hamster dance song. Do you remember
the Hamster dance song?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
No, So if someone you lived in New York for
a long time and when when someone's on the subway
and they were just listening to music, like, you can't
do it on the subway. You're gonna get shanked. Yeah,
you'll get shanked. So like, uh, doing the same. So
you're you're saying you'd engage in a bat.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
What did I say? You can't figure it out. I'm
just saying it isn't.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Trapped for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
So let's say you're in the subway, pops. Let's say
you're in the subway in Ireland, okay, and someone's playing
music on their cell phone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
No, I wouldn't do it in another country because I
don't want to be an American.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
That's like I would.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Say, I have something to yell at you a boot okay, Canadian?

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Okay? Top top traveling.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Just happened yesterday, Okay. We were merging to the boardy
line and a gentleman I've felt this guy trying to
edge in front of me. I'm like, god, damn it.
I was definitely here first. And then I just go,
who gives a shit on you? Doesn't matter? And I
looked at him and he goes after you. I like
that guy. I like a guy that's going to say
after you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
I like that too.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Yeah. Ironically, I did get stopped, and the weirdest thing happened.
They were like, your seat is broken, ma'am, you can't.
I'm like, my seat is broken, and they go, yeah,
it was on the way to Vegas, Nikki to see you,
and I guess I go Vegas. Yeah, and the guy
also the ticket agent goes, you're not checked in. I go,
I am checked in. This is my boarding pass on
my phone. You can't get this unless you check in.

(01:04:39):
I'm checked it. It was the second leg of a
journey too. He goes, you're not checked in. You didn't
check in. You need to check it. I go, okay,
I don't know what to tell you. This is my
boarding past. I did check in twenty four hours ago.
And he goes, well, your seat's broken. I have to
give you a no boarding pass. It took forever, and
the guy behind me. I looked at him, I go,
are you regretting your decision? Because he left me he
let me go first, And he's like, oh right, I worry.

(01:05:00):
He goes, take your time. He was so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
My favorite one, very quickly is someone when you are
looking for to charge your phone at the gate and
someone goes that one's not working.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
This one over here, helpful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Just a helpful tell me where the charger is, don't
watch me struggle, offer up yours and like an area
fears and and someone that doesn't like scoff at me
when I leave all my bags by myself and they
don't go like, what is she gonna do? What's going on? Like,
just calm down. I do this all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
We're gonna be fine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Yeah. My top one is I think you're gonna really
like this one. I think you're gonna change yours when
you hear really okayah. My top one is when I'm
with somebody and I'm talking to them and I feel
like I'm being particularly entertaining, and then there's someone else
who is hearing what I'm saying and enjoying and laughing
a little bit at me being funny with like Alley

(01:05:53):
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Yes, that's really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
I get that with drivers sometimes when I get the
driver to oh yeah, really good because he's not supposed
to be listening, but he gets eating us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
And then sometimes they can't help themselves and they laugh
out loud. They're like, oh no, now they know that
I was listening this whole time and enjoying that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Yes, oh I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I do like a making strangers laugh sometimes, like and
that goes into kind of almost like putting yourself on speakerphone,
like you're kind of performing in a way like oh shit,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
But I'm talking to my wife, but.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
You're talking loud enough that someone could help.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I'm just I'm just telling my wife, look at the plane,
you know, look at the outside.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Any planes are there? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Noah, what's your what's your top one? Okay, well I
don't think I said my bottom. My bottom one is
anyone who's grooming themselves, like clipping their nails.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Or they're eating their hang now, which is what I
did today.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
That's that's different. Like once I started hearing the click
of the nail cutter.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
I I have done it before, but I put a
sweatshirt over my hand to do it, and you can't
muffle it and so it can't spring anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
I'd rather do that than on the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Okay, I'm oh, I'm deeply ashamed. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
And then my top is anyone with an animal. Please
come stay next to me so I can look at
what's inside your animal.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Pressure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Yeah that's a really good one. All right. Well that
was fun.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Great to see our top ones.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Yeah that was sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
That was the togetherness and connection and and like humanness.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah, we just want people to be nice and kind
and gentle.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
But let's look out for each other more.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah, let's do that, all right. And and if you
get shot in the head, don't take it personally.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Recover first. Why are you knocking on what superstition? I
don't know anything. Okay, all right, well, thank you so
much for being here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Brian. Uh come see us on tour. Don't be kissed,
and just don't take personally

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