#470 Nikki at The Creative Arts Emmys, Handing Out Awards & Worst Part of Losing

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nicky Glizer Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Glaser, here's Nikky.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky
Glazer Podcast. We are in Los Angeles live after the
Creative Arts Emmys weekend here with us Brian in studio.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
The CES as they call them in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
That's not catchy. I couldn't even agrony in it. When
I was like making an Instagram posts about it, I
didn't even want to say what it was. I just
didn't even do a hashtag because I was like, no
one knows what this is, and it really diminishes what
I was nominated for to the eyes of someone who
doesn't know. It's just a separate ceremony because there's too
many Emmys to hand out, so they kind of group

(00:47):
all the ones that are like that's writing and documentary
and reality and variety special I guess into this other.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
In fact, it's more than half of the Emmys are
in the Creative Arts Emmys, and then you know, very
few in the regular right. But it's kind of annoying
when you're like, I was nominated for an Emmy and
then you go, oh, so I'm gonna watch you on Sunday,
and then no, not exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No. Also with us in the studio today is Andrew Collin.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Hello, Hi, I like you Louis hat Oh yeah, yeah,
I didn't see that.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
What was the park that we used to live by Forrest? Yeah,
Forest Park, that golf course. I got this hat.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, it's waterproof. It's big time.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I'm not trying to brag or anything, but you but
water over. Yeah, it'll come right off.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
And you hear Chris Convey as well.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Chris guys St. Louis had also, Oh, actually this is
a Carlton. Yes, am left turns St.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Louis Blu's sister team. Yes, that's that's how I feel. Yeah,
I love all the Blues, Carlton Blues, Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Blues, Carlton from Fresh Prints.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
That's right. I like him too. I can for the
rest of his life. They've got you know, some of
these teams in other countries, they have songs that's just
like their team song, and what's their song. It's always
very simple. Yeah, it's very silly. It's actually I love
the team. It's a bad it's a bad song. It's
just saying we are the Navy Blues. You know, you're

(02:14):
not us and we this is who we are, but
it is a US and we're the team that never
lets you down. We're the only team old Carlton knows.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Oh, and you're just like, well, it's so we're the
you like us because we're the only.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Translation from like a Maori tribe, like you know, like
how it sounds like it's a poorly translated I think.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
One of they are the Navy Blues and then some
kind of word that loosely means snow.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, but yeah, I think it's like one of those
like forties fifties songs because it's good. It's like we
are the Navy Blue who knows what the going on
in our stark Navy Blues, where the team that never
lets you down.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
We're the only team old Carlton knows.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Just like it doesn't even right, Carlton is the name
of the town.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh that makes them stupid if that's the only team
they know.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Any other team. Yeah, they've heard of the teams. They're
just saying like this is the only team they know
that Carlton represents. But they're doing it in like an
old fifties slang way. We're the only team Old Carlton knows.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
We have a lot to cover on the show today
because this was a crazy weekend of the Creative Arts Emmys.
As I said on Saturday night, Chris went with me.
I brought my dad, Chris brought his mom. They are
they are gone. They didn't die, but they left town.
They I said on the podcast last week that we
were going to parent trap them and then they'd fall

(03:44):
in love with the siblings and then it would finally.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Turn you on.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I did, Like how when you know, the night before
we all left, my dad and your mom was like, well,
we should hang out this weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh yeah, because my Yeah, before we left, our whole
families were together for my dad's show, and my mom
was a little bit like, well, don't know what I'm
going to do this weekend. And then your dad was
also like, yeah we should, Yeah, you should hang out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Oh is that going to happen or is that just
a pleasant.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
That was a pleasure?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, I did invite I wanted to make it up
to my mom because I really did feel bad she
missed out, so I was going to invite her. I
did invite her to go see I'm going to see
Gracie Abrams at the Greek Theater, which I've never been
to the Greek Theater.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh it's amazing, so much better than the Bowl.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's so much easier to get to the neighborhood. It's amazing,
and it's a more intimate venue. You kind of have
to like walk up through a residential neighborhood in order
to get to the Greek.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Wait didn't didn't? Did you go to Rob Thomas with me?
Did I go to that alone?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
What you went too?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
So? Maybe I did it alone?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh wait, why would you go see Rob Thomas by yourself?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Well, because I had a show there the LGBT.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh you're going to check out the.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
You know what that is? So yeah, I did the
twenty fifth and I produced the twenty fifth anniversary of
the LGBT Center in LA and then it was gonna
be at the Greek and then Rob Thomas had a
show like two weeks before, and I was like, I
should see what this place is all about. Sure, and
he was just cranking out.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
He has nothing, but he's just cranking out Center of Music.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
So I wasn't cheating. I was there for gay people.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Wait what?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, like like he went alone, Like it was just
a great excuse, Like you're not going to be like
did he go with anyone else to the contry?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Right?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, it's a great it's a great excer for games.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
This part of his gig is checking out venues and
going to see like you're going to see someone coming
up who you're going to go fly and see someone.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Probably, But I'm also going to Miami, Okay, so you
know what.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Miami's always Oh yeah, you're going to Miami for Yeah,
you just go and scout out places. You just like
look around and go, what are we going to do here?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Make possible?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're a very thoughtful person.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
The stage is there.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
But I'm going to go to the Greek to see
Gracie Abrams, who I know I knew about because she
opened for Taylor Swift Eras and a couple of shows
that I saw, maybe the one we went to Noah
to be honest, but I never see the openers because
it's just too long of a night. But then I
got into Gracy Abrams after. I'm so obsessed with her.
She is JJ abrams daughter, but kind of nepotism I

(06:18):
support and fully, you know.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
She was just given all the tools she needed to
become good.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I mean, the theory. JJ Abrams obviously one of the like musicians.
He's like a wildly successful director and he's like pulling
pieces of he's creative, he's doing a thing. So of
course it makes sense that she's going to have kind
of a mind for this thing.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Right, and he probably just has like a hot wife.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, So it's just everything sense. She is so good.
I'm so obsessed with her new album.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
What kind of music is it?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's like kind of sounds like Lord, she's like a breathy,
amazing voice, but it's like very lyrical and it's a
lot of Rix. Like I'm trying to learn these songs
and it's like almost like learning rap. It's so fast.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
What's the song that's like the first single that's like
out there?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well? Us was the one that she did with Taylor
Swift that I've been singing and you keep going. Is
that a vocal exercise because it's like uh uh and
I just like I'm singing he was Is that like
an exercise for doing I'm like no, but it could be.
And then there's another. I mean, she just has so
many I love you I'm sorry. Tough Love is the
one that I'm like binging right now and I can't

(07:28):
get enough of so Rich.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
I would have no career without him. Her best song
is lens Flair.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
So yeah, I yesterday was just like, you know what,
I want to see her live? Like why just like
narrow myself into this, like only seeing Taylor Swift. I
got a broad my horizons aerostaurs.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I mean, you see a lot of concerts with different people,
though I do, but.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't usually like seek them out, like I'm usually
brought along.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Just like a new artist. Yes that opened for Tailor.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yes, who?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I know her album because I listened to Taylor Swift
featuring on a song and that's what happens. I put
on us and I listened to it, and then the
album kept playing, and I'm like texting and kind of
like distracted on my phone because I never listened to
new music unless I'm like distracted doing something else. And
then I'm like, wait, this song is really good. And
then but I'm like, I'm truly I think she's really

(08:22):
incredible and I love every single song. That album is insane,
and so it's called the Secret of Us is the
album and so I'm going. I bought two tickets for
Wednesday night, and I asked Matt Rogers from Less Culturistays
to go because he loves Grazy Apram. I was like,
who loves Gracy Abrams. I don't know anyone yet, who
know who does? I'm sure people I know like her,

(08:43):
but I just don't know. But Matt's in New York.
And then I asked my mom and that was the thing.
I was like, Oh, I'll fly you out here just
for Wednesday night and Thursday night and then you can
leave Friday. And she was like, I she's just too
injured right now. Her like Mac hurts too much. It's like,
so sad, I just like focusing on you don't know
Chris Nod He's she got X rays on it and

(09:14):
they can't find anything. It's one of those mysterious things
where it's like weird, No, it's been this has been
going on for years, Like she has this quiet pain
that she can't complain about because it's like she's complaining
about something that seems phantom and like it's it's She's
just at the point where she's not even talking to
about it anymore. Can you just hear go like just
have those moment because there's just nothing to do about it, Like,

(09:36):
and she can't tease too much ad because she doesn't
want to like damage her liver. So she's just like
she can't sleep at night. If anyone knows about it,
she thinks there's like something internal where it's like a
pinched thing. Like if anyone has any adviceive or what
to do. I've sent her to manual therapy doctors that
Joe Buck recommended that are like athletes people that they
go to acupuncture. She tried, it didn't work, like different pillows.
She can't sleep. I mean, she's just as so you know,

(09:59):
as I've talked on the podcast before, she just I'm like,
I will throw money at anything that will make this better.
I'll figure it out. My insurance doesn't cover that, Nick,
and I'm like, I don't care, Like twelve hundred dollars
to me is not that's me any favors by letting
me keep that money. And you having a bad.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Neck, well that's one of the You have like three
things that you want money for. You want to eat ubers,
eat ubers any for every meal if you have to. Yeah, right, Taylor,
swift tickets and then making sure your family's like healthy.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Happy, and she won't take me up on it. So anyway,
she's going to physical therapy this week and she passed
me up on the offer, which is nice. But then
so I have I think Carlile's going to go with me,
which'll be fun. She hasn't written back, but I can't
assume she doesn't want to. It'll be so fun. And Carlo,
you weren't my third choice. I mean you were, but
do you understand like the how it got to that

(10:54):
Carlottle doesn't know Crazy Abram so why would she be
first on my first of I listen with someone who
actually likes crazy birds? And then second on my list
was someone who's been disenfranchised by me bringing my dad
last week and this was a little left out. And
then now Carlyle is.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
The first person, first friend that you're asking without any
sort of excuse to ask her.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I just want to hang out with just to hang yes,
I just and I think she will be into the music,
So that is Mickey.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
I love Gracie so much.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I would love to go. Are you kidding me? So? Yeah,
that'll be fun. So I'm going to that, and then
but then, and then we have a million Grammys parties
or Grammy Emmy's parties. I'm already manifesting Grammys for what I.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
For yeah, oh yeah, but I don't think it was
that our song was not nominated for an Emmy, which
I can't even believe.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
My mom did a lot of complaining this weekend about
why Someday You'll Die isn't getting played on the radio,
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Because there's no clean version, and she goes, I don't
remember hearing any curse words in it, and I was like,
there's an extended one. Fucking great. Yeah, but that was
really sweet. But I lost this weekend, by the way.
I did not win an Emmy. I lost to Dick
Van Dyke, which steals my thunder.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
He hasn't put out anything in years. You still get
you can't.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
It's such a weird category though, where it's like three
stand ups and then.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Really Joel, you ever know h Dave Chappelle, Nikky Blazer,
Billy Joel, Dick Van Dyke. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I was front row at the Emmys. I presented for
Best Animation and Best Voiceover. That was a whole process
figuring out what to say for that. Thank you so
much to Brian for your help with that script.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It looks good. Did it go well?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Jimmy Kimmel wrote me and said it was very funny.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
The jokes went well, I mean, yeah, it's.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Not an easy those rooms are they're not built for Okay, yeah,
because it's another thing that's really stupid about the ces
is that you do them a week before they actually
can be seen by anybody.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Everyone can just look up the list of the winner.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It airs, but you're just tuning in to see the bits.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Well you shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
They should air like every other Yeah, you see, you're
watching to see who wins and now everybody who who won?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
But man, it's gonna air next week before the regular ends.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
It is torture to get through the evening to like,
you know, and it's great. Everybody deserves credit and yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
But there's a lot. There's one award that goes for
like merit in documentary filmmaking. Yeah, I'm like, isn't that
what all of this should be about?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Is merriat Hollywood runs on niceties and that's not that's
nothing new.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
What you're also runs on thinking you're better than everyone
else and everyone being like you have to be nice,
but you also have to be like untouchable and have
people want to be friends with you. So it's like
I always forget whether I should be like a stone
cold like killer and kind of like like, for example,
on the red carpet, like I I always want to
do like a jay. I saw j Loo at the

(14:01):
Toronto International Film Festival, like her shots this weekend from that,
and she's making this face like like powerful and like stern,
and like just there's no like glowy, happy, smiley, like
girly moment for her, and she just looks like badass
and like almost like an assassin, you know. And I'm like,
that's so cool. I want to do that, And so
I'm doing that on the red carpet, and then I go,
people are gonna think that. People is gonna think I'm

(14:23):
mean or something. I have to smile, and so then
I have to like smile and be like and then
that doesn't fit with my look. And I'm like I'm
constantly toggling between those two, like feeling like a badass
and also being like totally nice and approachable, but.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
You're also a comedian.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
So anything that you do that's viewed as sincere will
be viewed as well. It'll be mocked, or it'll be
viewed as a bit. And if you don't undercut yourself
with a bit, then you'll be mocked.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
We tried being ninety eight in a wheelchair on yourself.
So maybe.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I was terrified that I was going to win because
I saw him there. You I really did. I I'm
not joking you. I know this sounds like I'm just
being like kind or something. It's not like I just
felt bad that we had a ninety eight ninety nine
maybe at this point your old man sitting front row
for a three and a half hour ceremony, Yeah, in
which they're.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Way around there for a year. They just do to
show around his body. I've heard I read that that's true.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
And he made a joke at the end of his
speech where he was like, I'll see you all at
my funeral, when everyone was no, and it's like, wait,
he's gonna, yeah, we all know he's gonna. He's not immortal,
you know that, right, Like, why are we groaning? It's
a real thing. I loved that realness that he brought
to it. He was he danced. That was so cool.
But I really just was like I was panicking after
I saw that he was there, Yeah, because I was like,

(15:40):
I do not want to win this and have him
getting all the way here getting dressed in a tux together.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
I wouldn't be surprised if he was told that he
was gonna win, Like.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, I don't think they do that. You don't think
they do No, I really don't think they do that.
I don't think anyone knows anything.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
It was Billy Joel. There, no Billy Joel.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
But you know what I will say, I knew he
was gonna Dick van Dyke was gonna win because Fisher
Stevens was presenting something else earlier in the night, and
he just goes, oh my god, Dick van Dyke is here.
And the second he said it, the entire place, which
is filled with Emmy voters, Yeah, immediately, without question, stands
up and is giving applause, hooting and hollering like like

(16:19):
a Can's type or can Film Festival type round of applause,
like eight minutes long. And I'm just like, there's no
way anyone passed by this man's name with the number
ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Next to next to.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, like Dick Dike alone, I think maybe I would
have had a chance. But the title of the thing
was reminding you.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
How old he will die if he don't.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
But I also had a plan for if I did win,
what I would say I was gonna say because I
wrote my friend Bob as I'm sitting in the seat
like I need a line about Duke van.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Dyke, like enjoy hell Dick something like that, something like relax.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
So I'll tell you what I was going to say
after we get my funus break.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
You know, my favorite Australian team is what the Tasmanian
jack Jumpers. They're a basketball team?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Is it pa? Jump us?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
P a an Australian accident?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And aren't jumpers sweaters? Sweaters?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah? Jump?

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Well, in this instance, I think it literally means mascots.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Well, Pepperdine waves.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Oh yeah, the Pepperdine waves. That was crazy. Did you
get that one?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Really? There was one who got like gas one day
on f Boy Islands. I was like, what do you
think the mascot is for Pepperdine?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
And we all day long.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
We are guessing two lane.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Speaking of guessing, we're back by the way.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Speaking of guessing, Oh green Wave damn.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Last night, I wanted to do a fun guessing game
with my friends because I was like, yes, I'm gonna
give you twenty questions. I did it on girls Chat.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I would have never guessed it.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I dropped by girls CHET, and I was like, I
knew most of you didn't know, but I knew, like
some of you, your questions might help the other girls
who do know this person get to it. But I
was like, twenty questions. Guess who DMed me and said
they're a big fan and that they're go and they're
coming to my show tomorrow night to say, Oh my god.
First of all, it's very I said yes or no question,
Like everyone knows have twenty questions, right, it's yes or
no questions. But I just said that in case people

(18:27):
didn't know my girls CHET does not know what a
yes or no question is. Does this person do mostly
indie films or are they doing more like action thriller?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah, And I kept being like yes or no questions.
And then Carlisle already knew because I told her at lunch,
and I didn't feel like it was necessary for me
to say Carlisle don't play, because why would she if
she already knows. But she was like I think I know.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
And then she got.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
And she's like she didn't say, but she kept saying
like that, that's really good. Oh you said actress. Nikki
said actress, And I didn't know she acted, but I
guess she does that too. And I go, here comes
Carlisle with a clue, and then she kept dropping clues.
I'm like, stay out of this. I was really like
adhering to this like strict rule of twenty questions, but
it turned into not fun at all. You can tell me.
They were just like just tell us I was trying.

(19:18):
I was just trying to bring entertainment to three girls
that are either pregnant with children or just newly with
babies at home, who are bored and rocking a cradle.
I mean, I don't know what I picture, but like
you're just like looking at your phone. You're kind of
like alone. Like I'm just want to bring a game
play to this.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
There are two types of people in this world.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I ended up apologizing. I'm like so sorry.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
There are two types of people in this world. There
are people who like guessing, and there are people who
hate guessing, they're so riot.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
What are you guys? I like a guessing game.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
I'm probably not like a guess.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
It depends on the question, you know what it's like.
It depends on the game, like on how hard it
is to figure out.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Someone says to you, you know what I mean news
and I have bad news. What do you want first?
Who in the hell would ever want the good news first?
Who would?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
In fact, I want the bad news and not the
good news at all.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I want to linger all, have it completely destroy any.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
What are you would you would you rather do against
one's good?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh? Guessing on? I want to have fun. I want anticipation.
I like Christmas, Eve, I don't like Christmas. I want
build up like I like the sports also, and I
like competitions. Yes, yes, I'm a.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Guess er too. Well, you're not that way in crossword puzzles.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Crossword puzzle, because my feelings so much.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I'll try to lead Nikki into a clue because.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Then I feel like I'm cheated. If it were the
game to guess like that, then I would love to play.
But because you're giving me clues, it's it's ruined the
whole puzzle. For me. I can't say that I actually
completed it because I was hated, So I'd rather you
just give me the answer because it's moot already because
I cheated.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Which the answer was, that makes sense. It was always moved.
What do you see?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Brian and Andrew can ask you questions, try to guess.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
And then can we just bleep out the name? Because
I don't want to say who it is. I don't
want to be that type of person, but I'll tell
you off air. But it was it wasn't It was
just a perfect person to kind of guess.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
We can play that game. Why can't we be bleep it?
Is that just too rude to the audience?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, we can believe it because I think the at home
audience will play too. Yeah, okay, let's play.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Is it a guy?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
No? You guys both conjured.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
There's no way I told that. He would have taken
me two hundred years, two hundred years, five hundred guesses
before I would have got to this person data famous directory.
Wait wait, wait, so it's a it's a woman a musician?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Is it an actress?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Okay, an actress movies?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yes, she older than fifty?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
No, great, question.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, these are really good.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Question actress in movies? Who's younger than fifty?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Because this is what happened on girls Chat. They just
asked are they an actress? And then they just start
is it this person? Is it this person? I'm like, well,
this isn't fun. Then it's like the there are twenty
questions you're accounting. I know you don't realize I.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Am No, Oprah isn't coming to Oprah Murphy's dead?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
How is are we resurrecting her and bringing her in
ash form?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Is it a dramatic actress?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah? Yes, yes, Okay?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Has she uh? Has she been anything in the last year?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm sure, but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
So in a movie in the last year? Is that
kind of the questions? You don't know?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Is the answer to that qu That means, would she
be in a movie that Andrew and I would have seen?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
No? Oh, well she white?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yes, she's a white Is she between the ages of
twenty and thirty?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Okay? Is she popular on social media?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh, she's actually not between the age of twenty?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
She isn't she isn't You're right, No, she's not.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, So she just turned wait, wait, how old is she?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
She's like a thirty year old movie star who has
a big following on social media.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
She's a white woman, she's thirty thirty is is and
she does dramatic roles.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
It is okay, yeah, I'm gonna gi heints, but you're gone.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I'm We're just like totally blonde hair.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah sometimes no, No, I wouldn't say blonde blonde.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Wait a second, there's I have You don't have it? No, No,
I have something though. There's an app. Everyone all the
besties need to know about this app.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's a super fun app, but it only is fun
for about a couple of weeks. Then you're sick of
it and you're like, why is it still on my phone.
It's called the Ya. It's called Riah. Yeah, you can
meet people that are celebrities. It's called Acinator VIP. Actually
I think I paid for it. That's why it's VIP,
so you can get the regular Acnator And basically it's
like twenty questions and you can ask it twenty questions

(24:03):
and it will every single time.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well, well it will ask you twenty questions about a thing.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, it will ask the twenties.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
And every single time it'll get it, it'll get you
want to play.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
That's right, I think.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I think, yeah, oh my god, let's use the Acnator.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
We can use the Acnator.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay, how do you spell acnators?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
That's the thing. It has to be clay ache and
for it to work.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
No, it's a K I N A T O R
like aator.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Okay, looks like a genie.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, I just love that you spend money on this.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
I spent fifty dollars a month. You need a gym memberships.
You got aator? Okay? So question number one? Is your
character a girl?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Has your character it already knows it's a character? Well,
is that what it's guessing? It's only for characters.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, No, it's for real people too. Unless I don't
know what this is.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay. It could it be for a thing, like if
it was like a head lamp, like, could it guess?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
No, I think it's got to be a person. Has
your character really existed they're a real person?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Is your character from your family? Does your character create music?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Is your character a famous YouTuber?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
You can also say, probably, probably not, or don't know.
Does your character personally know you? I think for the
sake of the ach and edder, we should say no.
Is your character an actor?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yes? Is your character from a TV series?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yes? Is your character blonde? Depends, but sometimes I don't think.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
I don't know. Does your character live in India?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Okay, got to eliminate that. That's a billion billion people.
Is your character no? Is your character over twenty one
years old?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Is your character more than forty years old? Is your
character American?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, shit, I can go I can go back.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
You can.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Okay, No, not American?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I thought they were.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Is your character British?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yes, right, Chris.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Does your character play in Harry Potter?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Has your character ever had their head shaved?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
I mean that's pretty close. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Wait, well you just type in that person's name plus
head shaved.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
She wasn't in Harry Potter because I could see that
Emma Watson.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
But the answer is yes.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
The answer is very much yet they've had Is your
character from Stranger Things? No?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Oh no, no, it's not sure, not even at all.
Did they guess a movie already? No? Okay, is the
character from Stranger things.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
No, Harry Potter, but that's a no, all.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Right, Harry Potter. Is your character married in a TV series?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
I would say, don't know. I don't know. I don't
think the one I saw. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Is your character linked to a superhero?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Does your character have kids?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
How many questions are we at here? Does it?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
We said?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
We said, don't know for a few of them, so
technically it's a twenty two, but we said, I don't
know for we're approaching.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Then.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Does your character have a long name?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes? Hold on, kind of, don't you think.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Ish? Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, the superhero? Yes?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Well, okay, she was a link to it?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yes, yes, yes, the answers yes, fuck.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Okay, yes, links to a superhero. Is your character from
Black Widow?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Is your character related to Marvel?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Is your character in love with someone of the same gender.
Does your character have long hair? No?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I don't know. Probably not.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't know where it stands right now.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I mean she's all over the place. Is your character
linked with the color orange?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Has your character been associated with the Batman franchise?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Is your character from DC Comics?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Does your character appear in the first season of.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
A show, of A of A just a show.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, I think so?

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Yeah, okay, is this is their guest they have the guests?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Is the character Aaron Richards? I beat what's the name
start with?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I will say, we'll tell you off air, but is
way enough cluse? Stumped? No, I don't know, but yeah,
so anyway, paid well, I wanted to do. No, that's
that would be fun otherwise and I bet you won't
even recognize the name an extremely famous person. They have

(29:24):
more Instagram followers than I could ever dream of having.
They have like the amount of like an international soccer store.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
She married brother.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
All right, so game over loved it? Okay, So I
wanted to do a thing. I sent Noah like a
list yesterday from my I took notes over the weekend
of just like moments that I wanted to maybe talk
about on the podcast. But they're written down like I
did not double check them before I sent them to her.
They're just like, you know, non sequitor thoughts that of

(29:53):
moments that happened that I wanted to talk about in
the pod. So I'm gonna let Noah just choose from
that list, and I might not even want to talk
about someone things because they just kind of like occurred
to me in the moment. But we'll see, we'll see
as we go. So these are I just sent you
a note. I don't there literally could be anything in
that note because okay, my notes are not organized at all.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I would like to start with the moment when you
hand the person the award.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh okay, so no one talks about this, but when
you're presenting you you think so much about like what
I'm gonna say, How is it gonna be funny? How
do I honor this category? Well? So making fun of
it because like, these people are about to win an
award for like their life's work. You don't want to
be like, this is the dumbest thing you could Like,
you don't want to So I was giving out for animation,
so it's like I wanted to make fun of animation
and make fun of like their nerds making it. But

(30:38):
I also like, I'm about to hand this thing to
a person I just roasted. It's like very delicate. So
much thought goes into that. But you I've never once
prepared for the moment. I've done this a couple of
times now when the person comes up and gets the award.
What you're supposed to do when it's someone like Maya Rudolph,
who I handed it off to this past weekend, who
I've never met, who I'm a fan of, who I'm

(30:59):
just excited to meet, and I don't know if I'm
supposed to hug them and be like congratulations. And so
it was a really awkward moment with me and my
root off because I was like, because I like went
for a hug, and she kind of went for it,
and I was like, nice to meet you, congratulate like
I wanted to say so much, but it was just
so incredibly awkward. And I keep stumbling upon these moments
in my career where like I think I have every
like everything planned for, like this can't possibly go wrong,

(31:22):
and then there's something that I'm like, oh this, no
one told me what to do for this. I don't
have a playbook for me.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
What did you say? Because I always think it's it's
so weird, like Lucy Lou is giving out an award
and then you just take an award from Lucy Lou
and ignore her, like then she like gets out of
the spotlight and it's Lucy Lou and you're just like, here,
I'll take it. And then you're just like you don't
even acknowledge.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
If it wasn't Lucy Lou but just handed you this
stay that Lucy Lou is like a part of your
life now.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Andy Emmy, then hug or do you hug?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You don't don't hug. That is my new rule. You
do not hug. I could give Taylor Swift an award
and I don't get to huger it if they have
so little time to like talk. I don't want to
take anything from that. I don't want to make this
moment about me being like I just wanted when my
Rudolph walks up, I wanted to just acknowledge what a
star she is and how I am like I'm not worthy,

(32:15):
Like thank you for all your work comedically, that's very inspiring,
but also not take away from that moment. So it
was just an awkward moment. And she was a little
bit sure. I'm sure she was like, how do I
handle this girl that's like kind of guffawing in this way.
It was just so I felt so dumb. I was
standing at the side. No, I was just like, I
love you so nice, nice to meet you, and like

(32:35):
I went to hug and it was like I was like,
oh my god, everyone just witnessed me being so awkward.
But also I was like whatever, it was just who
I am, Like there was nothing, you know, fake or
performative about it.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
It was like a rare no moment after backstage no because.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I presented three in a row. So she walks off
after her speech and I walked back to the microphone
to deliver the next one, and then.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
That feel like you learned from the first, like did
it get better?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
The next two people person was someone I and recognize
because they were the team from Blue Samurai, So I
didn't have any like, oh my god, thank you for
your work the next but I did. I just said congratulations.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
That's the next time.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I'm just gonna say congratulations and hand it and then
let them have their moment because I was just like,
I just there's I'm just constantly surprised that there's still
moments that I just are blind spots for me. The
I'm like, how did I not think of what I
would do when this moment happens, or even when I
was at the SPI's and I knew that none of
the people that were nominated were there and someone was

(33:32):
gonna pick it, like pick it up for them on
their behalf, and I had met Andy Reid backstage. He
was not a part of the lineup at all on
the show, so obviously he was there to pick it
up for Patrick Mahomes who was gonna win, even though
I didn't know Patrick was gonna win? How did I
not prepare a moment which and ended up being a
good moment because I saw Andy Reid, I'm like, oh
my god, like as he walks out, so I have

(33:53):
this genuine moment, but it was still like I wasn't.
I'm like, why did I not think? Like I think
we all have moments like this where you're like, how
did I not think of this, Oh my god and
prepare myself for this at all.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Andy Reid was super present in that moment because when
he took the award, he was like, uh oh, do
you remember what he said?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, well, I'm glad you didn't dismantle me dismantle.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
We talked about it's the coolest word choice ever. He
must have that app I talked about last week that
teaches you new words.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Okay, okay, next up, I have been staring at them
all show nails.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
No one's complimented my nails since I've gotten them, noah,
unless I except you, without me asking for it to be, like,
look at my nails. No one has on their own
noticed my nails and said anything which leads me to
believe my hypothesis about nails is true. It's a waste
of our time. It doesn't get us anything in this world.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I want to say, I did notice your nails, and
my initial thought was cool nails, and then I didn't
say it because I don't think I've ever complimented anything
visual about about most women. Okay, but I dispect I
did note the nails, and I was like, oh, those
are cool names.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, well, I don't even think that compliment plus even
thirty more would make nails worth it for me because
I got medium gel X, which was recommended to me
medium length gel X, which is recommended to me by Danny,
my stylist, And they do look amazing. They do make
me feel so feminine. I look at my hands and
I'm like, I'm a real woman, or like I just

(35:23):
don't feel attached to them in that way. I'm like,
who's this woman? That's with me, And but I will
say they disable you. And I'm using that term obviously
as a joke, because I don't not ascribing myself that,
like I know.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
It's it's pretty similar to like being in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I can't type anymore. Ca well, I'm not playing guitar.
I don't have my guitar with me on this strip,
and I'm gone for three weeks. So I was like, oh,
this will be perfect. I can't play guitar anyway. And
but noah, you've played guitar with nails like this like
this to me, and it burned when it put it
on it like I wrote to Danny, and I go,
why does it feel like my nail beds are being

(36:02):
literally burned? Like it felt like it was a split
second before you go, ah, like that's how much pain
it was, and then it goes away. It's just two
seconds of it. Is it heat it to put them on.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Those types of nails too often or else your regular
nails become.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Wee O, don't I know it? Even gel nails, which
is a lesser degree of this. But these are actually
fake plastic ones that I've had put on. They don't
snag on my hair, which was my biggest worry. They
are super cute, they are strong. I cannot dig through
clothes in my bag.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Say, how do you go through your bag? Because I
had my nails done for my wedding and I was like,
I cannot do anything anymore.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
You can't lift fabrics, you can't dig through laundry looking
for things because your your nails are the ones that
grip the stuff and then the nails pull back on
the bed and.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Then you feel sexier, thought like you I felt.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
But they are honestly, I know girls learn how to
type with them. I saw a girl yesterday and she
had long nails, and I go she was just checking
me out at Starbucks and I was like, I was like,
do you have any advice for typing with nails or
like getting by? I was like, when does it go away?
When does it become easier? And she was like, oh,
it takes like about a week and then you all
of your like typing adjusts. I'm wait, I'm probably seventy

(37:16):
percent better than I was the day I got these
on texting, but so many misspelled things. Everything takes longer today.
I had to write, like you know, I'm interviewing that
celebrity that I talked about last week, and I had
to send in my pre questions today and that required
me to like write Eron richards On, I'm interviewing.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Got it again?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I end up type on a laptop and it is
that is nearly impossible. Noah, do you find it that
is impossible to type on a laptop.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I thought typing on the phone was way harder because
I had to like roll my finger and do it
like on the sides.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh see, phone for me has been a little bit easier,
but still tough. It is. It is not I.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Didn't notice it yesterday. I did notice on my lunch
and I go, oh, you're at the m I connected
it with them, like you were dressed up.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
But I just think it's buying me enough to make
it worth it that everything in my life is slowered out.
I have to ask all the men to open cans
for me and like.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Yeah, maybe don't need it on my earrings.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I can't do my own necklace like I like to be.
I can't strap my own bra like there's little things.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
In every fashion choice that society has given women makes
them incapacitated.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I mean, heels, and nails just.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Walking around you walk, it's just a make it easier
to catch them.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yeah, you gottat a skirt, you gotta watch your underwear
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh yeah, wearing a skirt, you constantly have to worry
about crossing your legs or like bending over what you
could be exposing your bra.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Anytime a girl takes a bra off at the end
of the day, it's like, oh, that's another thing.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Can I talk about nipples for a second, because on
Girls Chat, Carlisle was saying, like, I want to get
one of those skins bras that has like the fake
nipple like in it, because I think that's like a
really cool look. And I'm like, oh my god. I
have been very mindful, very demure about not showing my nipples,
Like I can't wear bras that aren't a little bit

(39:07):
of padding because the nipple will show through. And it
is so sexual to see a nipple, even if you're
wearing like a track suit, to see nipple underneath is suggestive.
And like one time when we were all hanging out
with our families at my dad's show, I wore like
a dress that had and then a bra that was
just like a bralette. You know, just want like a
just one piece of fabric over your bra. And I

(39:29):
was not wanting to be sexy at all. It was
like a crew neck dress, like a cotton thick crew
neck dress that no, but my nipples were out and
I felt suggestive. I felt like sexual. I felt like
a harlot. I felt like shame. And then this past time,
I wanted to wear the same braw because it's more comfortable,
but I was like, I can't because it's too sexual.
And it just makes me sad that like you can't,

(39:51):
like I can't even imagine buying a bra that would
actually actively show nipples because I feel so indecent and
I wish I didn't feel that way. But how do
you guys feel about when you see nipples through shirt?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
When I see nipples, how do I feel?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I mean like, isn't something you trash?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah, you see nipples. You can't not look at nipples.
You can look.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Men get nipples too, I mean they if when I
was growing up, I was in middle school and you
could see my nipples through my T shirt, it would
be days over for me.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
It's a wrap for you, You're gonna get bullied all day.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Really, Yeah, it depends how big the tits are. To
be honest, I think if the tits are huge and
you also see nipple, it's a it can for a
guy you get more. But there's plenty of women that
go no broad that have little tits and you see
their nipples and it doesn't because it's closer to guys tits.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yes, yes, I would agree. I would agree. That's true
everybody to me, and that's I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
You know what I mean. Probably goes back to the
affect you won't talk.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
To a girl about.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
It's just.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I mean, noah, do you feel comfortable when you have
cleavage or when you have nipples showing like, I don't
like men in your life in a weird position when
you're like you have like your guy friends and they're
like seeing you at a sexual light, Like I don't
like to be sexual looking in front of my friends. Yeah,
I don't have that vibe with I agree.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
So you want to see you? Sorry? Sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Usually, I mean I have small boobs, so usually my
guy friends will make eye contact with me. So now
that like my boobs are bigger, I have a little
bit of cleavage. I definitely noticed when the eyes go
down and it's really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
So I honestly, I know this is the most patriarchy.
Like Nikki, you're part of the problem, Like, don't feel
this way, but I feel bad to distract men.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I know, like you're very aware of. Yeah, the way
what you are putting out there, I.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Don't want anything because I in middle school, they didn't
let us wear tank tops because we were distracting the boys,
and that.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Was they would say that, right.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I literally said that it distracts the boys, And you're
making it so the boys can't learn and achieve what
they need to achieve because of your body. And that
really stuck with me. And I'm not trying to say
anything controversial. It's kind of true, but it's not my fault.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
We're trying to raise these boys to be businessmen.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
They're trying to be business CEOs. Yeah, it is true.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
But if I see a teacher with like a giant
hog and their pants and gets it's tough to pay
attention to, like a big dick can fuck with your brain.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Get distracted by women's tits like it distracts women trugous.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
We're looking at a girl's nipples and an ex girlfriend
got angry, but I was looking. You can't not look
at nipple. It's not like sometimes it's not sexual though.
You can look at a nipple and it's like singer
Allion in the jungle. Yeah, there's a look the eye.
Yeah yeah, I'm just staring at it because I want
to fuck her.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
That's right, That's right, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
That's right, And I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I'm going on top of this. Is what she has
better tis Yeah, that's what I told her, and she
was like, weird about it. I don't know what it is,
but okay.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Let's go to break and come back with more things
from my list and we're back. Chris, I saved a moment.
You were talking about something before the pod. Yes, and
I wanted to get to it. I said, save it
for the potum was the party, party people.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I was meeting, party people, meeting party.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Meeting a lot of globes. Who did who I wanted?
Who I was most excited about? That's what I met.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Oh yeah, well yeah, Nicky's made so many awards shows lately.
They can't even came from straight.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Nikky doesn't want to go to like so we you know,
we went to the Emmys last year, and like we
there's these events that Nikki either presents at or is
up for whatever, and she never wants to go to
the after parties. She doesn't want to do the things.
And at the Emmys, like you know, she wasn't really
that excited to be there. She was there because like
her dad was there, my mom was there, and we
were like showing them a good time. But you knew
that there's a few things that Nikki was after and

(43:41):
one after party at the after at the after party,
oh yeah, well food made coke, getting out of the
shoes and the kids from Love on the Spectrum, Oh yeah.
She just wanted to talk to like the producers of anything.
She just want to hobnob with directors who could put
her in things she doesn't want to. She only wants to.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Talk to happy to do that. Let me be honest,
Like if you come up to me and you want
to talk, I'll talk to you, and you will, but
I'm not I'm not seeking it. I know I should.
I know I should be networking and these are great
opportunities for that, but it is it's a little exhausting,
and I put so much effort into that day preparing
for this, Like I was tired by the time. I

(44:19):
wrote all day and I was in hair and makeup
and there was a dilemma with my dress and that
was really stressful. And then I had to go get
my nails done and they burnt my fingers and I
can't type anymore, and and it was just like it
was a lot, and so by the time we got there,
I was just kind of like, I just want to
like kind of sit up. And I had a headache
the whole fucking day and I never had it. I
never get headaches in a while.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
The people that you want problem, oh god, antique road
show guys.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, I love on the Spectrum maters.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
People.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
You're in the fakest city at the FAKEUS event. And
these people can't be fake. They are themselves. They're as
real as possible.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
And I felt like I knew them because they were
part of documentaries which really showed this like human side
to them, and I knew that they wouldn't be Yeah,
I just well, I was just excited because I'm just
fans of them. So I got to meet Abby and
oh my god, what's her boyfriend's name? From Love on
the spectrum, David Abby and David who went on the
African Honest, They're so honest, and then Danny from who

(45:22):
is the from Love on the spectrum. This is all
the American version I believe they presented, and they were
so cute. I was so excited to see them when
they walked out on the stage. I was front row
and I was like, oh, my god, and me and
Romy Reiner, Rob Reiner's daughter who I'm friends with, Me
and Romy Romy was filming them and I was looking,
by my god, they're right in front of us, like

(45:43):
we were freaking out. We were like, they're so cute.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Was she excited that you presented the Animation Awards?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I don't think she even thought about it, but I
did talk to her afterwards. I talked to Danny, who
talks like this. I love her voice. She sounds like
an anime character. But I talked to her afterwards and
she was like, I would love to come see you
do comedy. Do you do comedy in La? Like she
was so cute, she might come see me do comedy.
But I was just like wow, I just didn't want
to bother them, just like I love you, I don't

(46:10):
want to like impact your evening in any way or
like make you do anything you don't want to do.
But what's her name's mom was there. Abby's mom was there,
who was lovely in the documentary as well, and Danny's
aunt was there too, who I loved, and and they
were insistent on being like we got to get a picture,
and so I got to get pictures of her. But
I was so excited, and Danny DMed me and said
something nice, But I, yeah, I don't think. I did

(46:32):
think about that later of like, oh my god, maybe
Danny's so excited I've presented animation. But then I'll yeah,
I don't know. She didn't she. I don't think she
Like she might have been backstage when I presented or something,
because everyone was kind of like in and out of
the place. But Rob Reiner was seated right behind me
and my dad, and it was probably the best part
of the entire show for us, because he was commenting
under his breath about everything being deliciously savage, about like

(46:59):
he was just saying stuff that was like almost like
could get you canceled with this kind of juice and
like hilarity that you just want, Like it was so
and I could tell that he he caught on that
we were hearing it like he he was there with
his wife and his daughter, and he was kind of
saying it to them. But then my dad and I
both talked later on about what it was like to

(47:21):
sit in front of Rob Reiner, and we both said
that we were shaking our shoulders just to give him something.
We were giving him shoulders, laughing giggles.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Seeing what was going on, I thought your dad was
developing some sort of for your dad to hear Rob
Reiner make jokes like a dad.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Rob Reiner's dad, Carl Reiner, is very was very good
friends with Dick van Dyke.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Oh that's so cool.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah, the Circle of Lights.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
But I was going to say if Dick van if
I won, I was going to say, oh my god,
Dick van Dyke, what a legend? How uh how did
you not win? What's wrong with the Emmy voters?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
God?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
This makes what How could the voters have let this happen?
This makes me really nervous about November that so I
was gonna say that, and that would have been something
I wish, but I was actually this everyone was like,
it's kind of it's almost worse when you lose than
It's almost like the worst part about losing is not losing,
it's that everyone feels like you sense that people feel

(48:26):
sorry for you. Why they're kind of looking at you like.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Yeah, and they make that face.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
And I did not care at all. I just want
to let everyone know. I literally the second his name
was read, I was like, yes. There was not a
single moment of like and I don't think this is
going to be like this for every moment in my
career when I lose. I think if if I would
have lost to someone else, it would have been different.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
But Dick vandy there's a big, long list of people
that if you had lost to would be upsetting.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
But on that list, if you lose to any of
those people on that list, it's I wouldn't ell that's fine.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I honestly would have. I would have felt this way
with anyone, but especially Dick Vandyke. Like it's just like
there's just no.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Looking back on it.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Especially when you describe the way that you know these
winners are selected via voting. It's kind of like we
were kind of naive about of course Dick van Dyke
is going to win this. I think getting our hopes
up at all was a little naive because when you
explain it, like everyone in the room is voting for this.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Yes, yeah, any part of Dick van Dyke, who's like,
I don't fucking deserve this.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Wouldn't that be awesome? Though, if he's at home, like
I freaking I shouldn't have beat I shouldn't have been
able to beat Nicky, she's like him having the awareness,
but he's probably like non Dick van Dyke. I just
stood there while people danced around me for an hour. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
My dad was like he didn't do anything. Yes, he
shut there in a chair the whole time. And I'm like, well,
that's not what this award is about, its performance. It's
about the production itself.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
When you're ninety eight and you get nominated for an Emmy,
you you or win that way.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I bet if a forty year old woman who is
like her first nomination beats me out, yeah, that will
be a very sad day. I mean, the world's not
going to exist when I'm ninety, like in the same way,
will be like doing this all telepathically or something, but.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Still broken sun and beats you.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Gracie Abrams son kidding.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Okay, final thought, because we got Andrew and I are
taking a pilates class after this.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Are you ready? Oh yeah, you don't normally do ploates. No,
I usually bench press heavyweight. Yeah, pilates is a totally
different bird.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, I've done it, but I've done a mega reformer,
which is compared to.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
The these are micro perform No, you've done spear pilates before.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Right, Yeah, that's where we're going.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
How much you bench bear? I can probably, honestly, yeah,
right to sixty?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Whoa, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
You want to know what I think? I'm not kidding
three thirty when I was God, you get football. I
swear you played football. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I can't even deadlift that much. I can dead left
three ten because you're a little bit.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Oh so deadlifting is you can do more with deadlifting
because you're using like your whole body to do it.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Deadlifting is like usually the heaviest amount of chest.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
The three big lifts is bench, squat, deadlift, and it
usually goes deadlift, squat, bench.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Okay, yeah, order Now. I did see a video recently
of like a bunch of bodybuilders in a pilates class,
and they were all like, oh, it was like all
edited for them to be like this, like they're slipping off.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
A two pound weight and you can't do it.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
No, it's the worst because it's like muscles you don't
ever use. While it's going on, like girls can be
like so relaxed and then you know you're sweating, shaking,
like it's the worst pain you've ever felt in your
wedding and you're just like literally doing the most easy
move you've ever seen your life.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Well, it'll be fun. I'm so glad you're going, because
it's so much more fun with a friend, like it
just leaves. It makes me more accountable, Like it'll and
we'll like I doubt we'll even look at each other
and laugh about it because it's so hard. There's no
I always go to classes with friends or my sister
or whatever, and she's not my friend, and so and
I'll go and and I think, well, we're gonna like
joke around the whole time, and even with you, like

(52:23):
we don't even we don't have time to do that
because we're just dying the whole time. So who knows
what it'll be like, But that'll be fun and I'm
not looking forward to I wish it was already over
so badly.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Showing what do you mean really on so they can't just.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Okay, Noah, one more thing from the list.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Okay, what's the one that says you are fit?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Oh, you're fit.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
That happened yesterday. I was uh walking to the gym
in our hotel and some random guy in the lobby
just goes, you're fit, you are fit, and it was not.
I was kind of I just go thank you, like
because I had to be pissed because it's like, don't comment.
But I was also like, yeah, and that's that's never happened.
I mean, no one's ever called me fit in my life, Like,

(53:08):
that's never even And I was wearing like a onesie
that was like a that's the that's the only thing.
You can only wear those if you think yourself this fit.
So I was kind of wearing a fit outfit where
I was like, call me fit, it's like written on me.
But it did feel really good and it wasn't just
like a homeless man on the street. It was someone
who was like staying at the hotel. No, no, was

(53:32):
he moved, but he definitely was crazy. There's no way
you can't be a little bit crazy to just verbally
assault someone like that as they're walking through a lobby.
So but I but I.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Did a courage Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
But I don't know. Maybe he was dining at the
restaurant there or something, but there was some there was
something off about him. Clearly you don't say that to
a stranger. Well, yeah, I rarely get it, but I
was good. It was because it wasn't like fit doesn't
mean I want to fuck you and you're I'm a
threat to you right now. It just means like respect,
Like it's like respect your fit. I don't know, but

(54:13):
that felt good.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Is your character Irish? No? No, she's British?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
No are you still going?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
I feel I feel terrible.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
This person's coming to my show to marketical problem occurred.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
You gotta be. I just can't believe this ship. I
put my life on the line for this day. This
was a huge. This was a huge. It's the kick again.
I mean every time it's Richards.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Seen Telemarketers the documentary it is so good. I really
recommended to besties. It's on Max. It's called Telemarketers and
it's about these telemarketers who like were hired by this
really shady like uh charity.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Kind of.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Fake charity that was like the NYP. They they're hired
to call random people the early two thousands to mid odds.
I'm guessing that was to call random people and go, hey,
we're calling on behalf of the NYPD and the fire
and you know, firefighters in your area. And if you donate,
this all goes to Your money will go to their

(55:22):
families of firefighters who have you know, been lost, and
it really appeals to and then they donate and they
don't disclose that only like two to five percent of
their donation even goes to those families. So it's like
these companies were just making ninety five percent of every
donation and they the call centers are just they don't
do any background checks. So the call centers are all
literally all felons. It's the only job they can get

(55:44):
and they make money off of like commission, so they
all are working just really hard, but it's chaos and
these call centers people were doing Heroin like at their desks,
and these documentary filmmaker like videotaped it back then. He
was just like a kind of you know budding documentarian
and he was shooting it with his like little video
camera back then. And then this one guy kind of

(56:05):
emerges as a guy that like wants to take him down.
And his name was Pat Pespos and he's amazing and
he like in the documentary, he goes missing, he's like
maybe homeless. At one point he is scared to get
on flights. Like but they he's such a crazy enigma
of a character and you would never think this person,
after seeing the documentary would ever be at the Creative

(56:27):
Arts Emmys. And so I left the other night. These
guys come up to me and we're like, oh, we're
fans and I was like, great, what are you guys
here for? What are you nominated for? And they're like telemarketers,
And I go, I loved it so much. In fact,
me and Rob Ryder both went I loved that. At
the same time when he came up and was nominated,
Rob Ryder is a fan. They were like we love
Rob Rder. I'm like, well, he loves you. And then

(56:49):
and they go, do you want to meet Pat? And
I go what. They're like, Pat's here and so is
his wife, Sue, who was like wheelchair bound and they've
never been on a flight before. In the movie, he's
supposed to get on a flight for this really important meeting,
and he gets to the he gets to the airport
and it's like gets too scared and gets too much
anxiety and like leaves the airport and then like goes missing.
So it was a huge deal that he took his
first flight. And I told him my advice about how

(57:11):
if you're scared of turbulence. I heard a pilot say
that turbulence in the air is like as detrimental to
a plane as driving down the highway and running over
a styrofoam cup. Like, it does not matter, it doesn't affect,
it's not going to make you crash. And he seemed
to be a little bit soothed by that. But it
was so cool meeting him. And if you if you know,
you know, but if you don't know, go watch Telemarketers.

(57:33):
It is a A plus documentary.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
It's really fun and love on the spectrum and.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Love on the spectrum. Oh and I, oh my god, wait,
how much time do we have? We really have to
go really quick? Okay. Shout out to a bestie listener
who came up to me at the Creative Arts Emmys.
I was like talking to someone and I saw this
guy kind of like waiting behind these people to like,
I want to say, how do you next? And I'm
like kind of clocked him, and then he comes up
and I'm like hi, and he's like, hey, I'm sorry.

(57:58):
I just I just want to say, like I'm a
big fan and you're my Taylor Swift and I was like,
oh my god, you listen to the show. And we
hugged and he was like, I go, what are you
here for? And he was like, I for Love on
the Spectrum And this is before I met Ab. This
is how I get to meet Abby and all those
people at the party because I didn't even know where
they were seated. It was a huge, huge convention center
of people, and so I go, oh my god. He's like, honestly,

(58:22):
I listened to your podcast for years and you talked
about Love on the Spectrum so much, and you had
so much you said you loved it so much that
I checked it out and I fell in love with it,
and then I sought out a job working for them,
and I just won an Emmy for the job that
I got because you were the one that got me

(58:42):
into it and then he's next to him is seeing
the guy who created the show, and he was kind
of like waiting in the wings to be like yeah.
He in his interview with me, he cited you talking
about our show. Thank you so much for talking about
our show and promoting it, And I'm like, you're the greatest.
You brought me the greatest enjoyment of my life, Like
I literally have watch parties. I like anticipate the next season,
like I can't even believe what you brought to the world,

(59:04):
Like you put in so much good and so I
then he's like, do you want to meet Abby and
David and and I actually think David's gone, but do
you want to meet Abby? I was like yes, and
then I go over and I got some But it
was so cool that I believe his name was. I
believe his name is. Sean was the bestie who who
who won an Emmy because of our show. So you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
I know, there should be like a Bestie Hall of Fame.
Sean should be.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Honest, Oh, he definitely is. He was so cute and
was so excited to meet me, and I was so
excited to meet him. It was such a beautiful moment. Okay,
so we will get some more. We have to go
to this class, but we will get to more highlights
from this weekend and everything else. Later this week. We
have one podcast coming for you. We will see then,

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