#517 The Glaser Exit

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nikki Glazer Pokaser.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.
It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Right before we started, a crazy
video of Emily from Noah's like archives of like video
to play just started playing. Gen z m of of
you crying at the movie. What was the movie that
you were crying about? Mild ass. Yeah, definitely recommend seeing that,

(00:33):
but that just randomly came up. Sean O'Connor is here,
Brian Frangie is here, Noah's here. We're in Los Angeles, California.
What is that? What were you used to?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
We're in Los Angeles? I mean, this is it?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
This is this?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
The city is thriving.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, it's California, dream man. It is is the city thriving?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
You get know, it just suffered like one of the
hugest tragedies of its history, and it's following the industry
is imploding. Uh Yeah, being in LA is one of
the worst places to be, I think in the.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
World other than kV No.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
This is honestly, even with everything going to ship, La
is still a city.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well, you guys been to a lot of cities lately.
Said we have Ontario.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I mean, you know, Victoria, Canada was like the like,
I want to just tell all the besties straight up, Victoria,
British Columbia is one of the most beautiful cities ever.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Everyone should move there and ruin it perfect. It's like, honestly,
it was so quaint and lovely that like their busker
was like an old man playing the bagpipes. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, yes, it was really really like beautiful. They have
Christmas like a Christmas light kind of outline on every building,
but it's not Christmas lights. There's space to part enough
that it doesn't give Christmas, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Like is it white lights or colored lights?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
White light? Every city should do that.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's like winter.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why isn't every city doing this city does it? It's
so cute. It makes everything like pop. It like just
looks it's giving it just it was like I was
so mad at America for not stealing that, and I
think we should Harbor Town. It was like an it's
on an island.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, it's like right off the coast of Vancouver. It's
so lovely. Oh my god, we should feel it.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, we need it. It is The Canadians do not
have a sense of humor about us. Possibly stealing them.
And I didn't know the gravity of the situation before
I went there, and then I researched it, and I'm like, oh,
this isn't They're mad. They should be.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
They're boycotting American goods good.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, yeah, they they have every right to.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I would be few I come to my show if
I were them. I'm like shocked they still.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
See you're American good.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm an American good. Most isn't the American mediocre? That
is true? Like, I am like, wait, are they gonna
still show these shows?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You pay taxes in America, so therefore part of the
money that they paid to see your show is going
to is going to Trump?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
No, no, doage.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Listen. Nikki is a standout. She has no allegiance to
the American government. She is not corn. Like corn go
to the show.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm not Jack Daniels. What else are they like not eating?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
There was something else syrup Canadian syrup, great lombirds. That
Trump wants to cut down all of our national forests
so that we can compete with the lack of lumber.
That we're gonna not no longer get from here.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We have more Josh Gadds than any other country.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I will say that I love performing in Canada because
you can say things on stage politically that you can't
say here because your audience is split here no matter.
I mean for me, at least, they're split. And I
appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's crazy, and so whenever I do say something, those
who know know and those who don't know just go
along with it because they can't really tell what I'm
doing exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I would say, but you might be one of the only,
like in the top you're in, like the top twenty
comedians in the world. You might be the only one
that did it with that type of swath, Like who
has a direct like the people who.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Are along I bet has Taylor Tomlinson probably has no.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
No, they're definitely. I think they're all Yeah, they're all left.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I don't think so. Taylor Thomlinson is.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Not Taylor Thomlinson.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I think that she's split down the middle because.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
She started in like the Christian.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay, yeah, Nate, I think even though you would think
he has a lot from the right, I think a
lot from the I think I think comedy actually is
pretty down down there, and I don't think it's that
its hard to do because I'm not like trying to
do that. I just don't want to know in the
audience who voted for him, because I don't want to
like feel sad about the country, Like I just don't

(05:02):
want to focus on it. So that's why I kind
of steer away from that stuff. But up in Canada,
when you even say his because I have a joke
that says his name, but it isn't like it would
in America. It never indicates to me what side people
are on. I don't really care, and I don't even
want to hear from the left side, by the way,
I don't want people like Trump. I don't want that either.
I just want to say his name and have it
be a joke and not have to like have incite

(05:23):
a riot that's used to Even though this weekend it
like really like it distracted me, like the second you
said his name, like in it was Portland, Maine. Those
people that's a quiet, quaint fishing village. They are there's
an anger simmering in Portland, Maine. And I love you guys,
but they're you all dress like hippies. You all dress

(05:45):
like you're doing that, like you know in where you
connect to the wires between trees and you balance on them,
like and you play frisbee and hacky sack and you
listen to like Dar Williams. But you you're mad about.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
From they've been discarded. They're the second Portland even though
they were the first.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
They do not have a sense of humor, And you
were right you because we were writing roast jokes about
Portland Maine and Brian's headline at the top was, hey,
by the way, Portland main does not have a sense
of humor about himself. And I called them out on
it on the second show because I was like, hey,
by the way, we all know you don't have a sense.
That's why, like these aren't even as hard as they
should be. Yeah, I'm going light on you guys, so
just just open your minds a little bit and know

(06:22):
that you are all pussies.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
They were very interesting in what they went along with, like, yes,
denigrating them at all, being like, you guys are the
like the second most popular Portland. They're pissed off, yeah,
but being like you all have du.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah they love celebrating their alcoholism. But I will say
I loved those crowds and they just I would be
a little bit angry too. I feel like Maine feels forgotten,
like like no one everyone makes it almost feels like
Canada up there. Yeah, it does, Like I feel like
we have forgotten Maine even though it's a beautiful state
and Portland, Maine really is like a very cute town.

(06:58):
It's like it's a older because when we were in Victoria,
it was beautiful, like abnormally beautiful, so it was it's
kind of like Victoria there's like a harbor and yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh yeah absolutely, Like to me, like Portland, main felt
like the city and Jaws without the shark, Like there
was like nothing to actually worry about. So it was
like just people like bice cling and like walking in
seven degree weather and they're like, weird that you look cold?
Yea yeah yeah, Like I saw a guy in shorts

(07:28):
like outside of the dispensary and I'm.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Like, what are you doing? Yes, it was we don't
know if people were dressing as fishermen because they're fishermen
or ironically was like the vibe there's but when you're
in Canada. Back to what I was saying, Oh, by
the way, jen z m is here. I forgot to
say that, and I'm sorry that I didn't repeat it.
But and she was there with us this weekend as well.
But but in Canada you can say, if you want

(07:53):
to go scream about Trump on stage, they'll have it,
and you can go buck wild for a little bit
and no one's gonna walk out, no one's gonna get offended,
no one's gonna film.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I didn't realize the free like I knew that they
would be. I didn't know. I kind of indulged in
it a couple of times because it just felt like
like you know when you when your mom leaves and
you can scream into a pillow and be like like
you know some it just felt like your a.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Comedian in two thousand and six.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it felt free.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It was. It was magical like when you were talking
about it, the pops that you were getting were like
Martin Lawrence hosting.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Deaf Jab explosive.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Honestly, It's like it was like you were talking about
funky drawers and.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I didn't I didn't basket it too long, but I
was just like, Okay, I'm gonna enjoy this while I can.
This is like it was like the feeling of what
I took my shirt off on a Bert Kreischer tour
and I was like, this was fun to do for
a second and I felt free, and I was like, oh,
this is a different feeling on stage.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
But it was.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It was really nice to just let her rip of that.
And I had no idea that you could. I mean,
I guess I don't know what I was thinking. Of
course you can, but they are. They are very upset.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
The most magical thing in the world though, was like
cause you were you did that and then like people
were like whoa, And then you had a joke about
how Justin Trudeau was hot and everyone food him.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
My god, we had no idea they hate Justin Trudeau
as they hate Trump.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
It's coming back, though, because Canadian nationalism is on the
rise because of Trump, and so now Trudeau is a
little bit more popular than probably even.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
The Booze. If you were performing in Vermont about Trump
like it was in saying Trump is hot in Vermont,
like it was, I had to change the joke. It
was a good joke, but I was like, I can't
do that. So we go backstage and I go, guys,
what they hate Trudeau? Like what's going on? We kind
of all didn't understand. We knew he was leaving, you know,
he resigned, but like we didn't know he was like
I didn't know he was like pushed into resignation by

(09:53):
the country. And I opened this article that was like
why do Canadians hate justin Truda? And it was like
it was like you coming from America, it was like
reading about a boyfriend who like sometimes like I don't know,
like farts in bed, and you're like leaving him and
I'm in a relationship where I'm getting beat every night

(10:13):
and throw downstairs and like he's calling me a dumb
whore and like you know what I mean. Like it
was like the reasons were like the blackface incident was
the biggest one.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, where did you make fun of him for that?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, But it was like I said, like he's hot.
You think I care about blackface? I'm surry, Like I
made a joke like that, which is obviously I do
care about black face, please. That was his biggest crime
to them. And also like one time he went on
vacation during a national holiday that's supposed to holiday. It
was a holiday to celebrate you know, uh, indigenous peoples

(10:47):
who the land had been taken from, and he was
on he like went surfing that day or something, which, yes,
that doesn't look good. But like in the scheme of things.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Dad Cruz went to cancuon when his city was out
of electricity, and Karen Bath went to Ghana when the
city burned.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Screamed at them the next set, I go, you don't
like trueau give me. I just read an article. I
read every single reason you don't get to.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You know where I come from.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I was like this on the streets. Now they really
liked it. They got like, I was like, how terary. Yeah,
it was like the same sho kind of incident. You
know where we look back. We're like, oh they got
mad at he wore a beige suit and.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
They were like they turned their nose up because he
like shook a guy who might have been in Nazi's hand.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Parliament and he didn't know. It was like he didn't
didn't know the guy was announce.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
And then like like Nikki's joke was like it was
like and our secretary of Defense is a.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
It's it's it was wild, but uh, we had a
we had a fun time on the road. This weekend.
So I was flying to Hartford on Friday. I'm in
the lounge, the American Airlines lounge at Saint Louis Airport,
which I didn't know existed.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Until till miss Friday, even though I fly out of
not At airport literally twice a.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Week or whatever, because I think I just get there
just in time to make my flight because I know
it and timing so well that I don't I'm not
like hanging out, but I went to the lounge. I'm like, oh,
cool lounge here, and so I'm sitting there. I forgot
what was like doing on my phone, but then I
just get a text from my mom that's like, Nikki,
I just want to let you know that we let

(12:26):
Goldie out this morning to go pee before she ate,
and she never came back. And she's been gone for
about forty five minutes, and and we don't know where
she went. And we're going up to We're gonna go,
you know, drive around the neighborhood now and look for her.
And I was just like, oh, you know, she's been
gone forty five minutes. Like I wasn't like panicked. Yeah,

(12:48):
And also I can't be because there's nothing I can do.
I don't know what that is in me that like
doesn't get fucked up about stuff that's an emergency, yeah,
when I can't do anything. But I think it's a
logical part of my brain that more people should adopt
that you shouldn't start crying and shaking and panicking when

(13:08):
there's literally nothing that that's going to do. Like when
you're on a plane, doing this isn't going to make
the plane be better. It might help you, but you
know what I mean, Like anything you think is like
I think in the moment, I feel a little callous
because I was kind of just like okay, and then
I just went back to my podcast, like I literally
and then I was even like, why are you going

(13:29):
back to the podcast? Why are you going back to
watching reels? And I'm thinking about the dog. Obviously I'm
trying to distract myself.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
It's a good survival instinct in a crisis, you know,
But at some point, whether you like it or not,
those emotions will need to be pro ketch up.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, but I'm not letting them catch up with me
until my dog is dead, like I refused in this.
So this led to a so eight in the morning
and she wasn't found until I think it was probably
nine thirty at night Saint Louis times nighttime. Yeah, so
it went it was thirteen and a half hours that
she was missing. Whoa, yeah, which is so long. So

(14:04):
I went through all the emotions, like I fly on
the go on the plane and I'm like, they'll find
her within an hour, like the first it was almost
like the first forty eight, like you're.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Like, yeah, oh, she's probably just like on the other side.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Of the fence totally, and or like maybe she's just
down in this creek. That's like. But like she just
got out of a hole in the fence that my
dad repaired the day before because my dog Luigi was
getting out because they always find a way out. Yeah,
they could dig under and so the Luigi and Marian
just came back right to the door to like ready
to eat, and Mary or and Goldie is just abandoned,
which Chris and I are like.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
What the fuck they got out?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Also, no, they just came back to eat because they
go out to pete and then they come back in
to eat, So it's like a two minute thing.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Goldie is too young, she wants to run.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
They were just being they were like bullying her and
she had to run away.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Like I am, I can't even I'm so mad at
them for letting her just not come back and not
being like, hey, come back, even though I don't even
know that's how dogs communicate. But my dad went to
go brush his teeth, let the dogs out, and came
back minutes later. Goldie's not there, So then you know,
the panic ensues, and so I go on the plane
and I sleep a little bit on the plane, but
I have dreams about her. And then I wake up

(15:11):
and I'm checking my phone and my and Chris's number
are on her collar, and everyone's telling me start calling
the shell like we land, she's still not found, Start
calling the shelters, ask if they got reported if someone
found a dog and turned it in. I'm like, but
wouldn't they call me? Like the numbers on her fucking caller?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Like.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
People have a lot of ideas, like I know it's
being helpful, but Anya's like, you need to post it
on your story, and I'm like, okay, no, because all
that is is going to make people go, oh my god,
I'm so sorry your dog's misa, Like, oh my god,
flooded hundreds of people. Oh my god, that's so scary.
Let us know when she's found, so much panic about
everyone else who's seen her on my story. I don't

(15:51):
need to like have that coming at me and the
good it would do. Like I'm trying to measure it.
I'm like, am I putting my like not ego of
like my dog's lost? I don't really care. Your dog
is not like a like, I'm not a bad person.
My parents aren't bad dog owners. This could happen to
literally anyone they had a fence to you. Yeah, and
I'm not I don't even care about that because I
know that I did nothing wrong, so I would come

(16:11):
out hard. Yeah, and the people I trusted are good.
They they are dog owners for years and years when
they raised you. Yeah, and look away. I got away
as soon as I could. But I'm thriving once I
get away. So I thought Goldie, yeah, might really become
a famous comedian. But she so I would. But I

(16:32):
was just like, because I'm just like, post it on
your story, and I'm like me, is me not posting
this on my story gonna make her not found? But
like I go, I said, Tony, I think I said,
I think point zero zero zero zero zero zero one
percent of my followers live within a two mile radius
of where she's missing, and the fact the chance that

(16:53):
they're gonna She's like, well, you could get the word
out it, Honestly I don't. It would not have helped
to me is.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Going to fly to Saint It's just like creating.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Alarm that doesn't need to be done when and then
on top I go and when she's found, I have
to report it to everyone. There's gonna be a flood
of dms being like we're so glad she's found, which
is all very lovely, and people just mean, well, I
would do the same thing if one of my friends
posted that their dog was missing, Like, I understand why
people do that. I just didn't want the attention. But
even then, like Anya, I guess posted the the my

(17:24):
parents posted on Facebook, like on a local Facebook, which
makes more sense, yes, because I don't have a local Facebook.
And then Anya took that and posted it on her Facebook.
And so I was getting messages from Anya's fans being
like I heard that Goaldie's missing. I'm like, this is annoying.
You're in New Jersey. Yeah, and no, offense to that
person who messaged me. I wasn't annoyed at you, like
you found out, but I was annoyed, like this doesn't

(17:46):
help anything. And I but I think people just like
need to like do everything they can. But sometimes I
think everything you can is not the best method. And
so I just want to defend that because I feel
like I seem to be a little bit like maybe
do that. But I had Emily make posters immediately because
we were driving to Hartford from Boston. We landed Boston,
Emily made a missing poster. We sent it to Kinko's,

(18:07):
my mom printed up. They put it around the neighborhood.
Taylor McGraw from the podcast drove because she watches Goldie
sometimes when my parents can't. Drove to my parents' neighborhood
and went looking for her all day long with my
parents and put up posters and talking to neighborhood kids.
And she was like, she's gonna get found. Someone spotted
her around. She was spotted at like five pm or something,

(18:28):
and so we knew she was still live, like within
a quarter mile of our house. And so I was
like kind of feeling like chill about it. Chris was
one hundred percent sure a coyote got her, because a
coyote was spotted.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
On the next door.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
No, he was here and not feeling good. He was
already sick and like he would have flown right away
to go find her. He was like at a fly
out the next morning with like a terminal illness. He
seems like he.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Literally the second time that that happened to him, what
that he was sick and had to have He couldn't
fly somewhere because of it, because it didn't that happen
of her.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, he's getting sick, alive, giving or something.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
He's working himself ragged, ragged.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
He wouldn't let me say that, but he works too
hard and his immune system is suffering, and so he
was gonna fly out. And because yeah, coyote was spotted
on the next door, app like in the radius of
the like the yard. But then we didn't hear any barking,
like the dogs all would have been barking. Goldie has
this thing where she if she if we go to

(19:23):
a dog park that it has no dogs in it,
she will freeze. She can't even like walk in it
because she smells big dogs. So she can smell big
dogs and she can't. She will I'll know when a
big dog is near because she just freezes and starts
shaking because like they can smell him. So if she
would smell the coyote, yeah, she was just frozen somewhere

(19:44):
in a field. Yeah, and so she I just knew
that the dogs were not gonna like be chill if
a kyok.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Glean from this for for anybody, is that when someone's
having a tragedy or a crisis or something like that,
you don't do what you.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Want to do.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You ask them what can I do for you? And
you do what they say. If they say, you know what,
it would be nice if you just left me alone,
or if they say I could really use food or whatever.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
But my friends were panicking like it was their own dog,
which I really appreciate. Right, They all were like crying
and praying. They don't even pray. Sara Lena made her
husband pray and she was He said he was. She
said he was very confused, Like everyone on the Girl's
chat was like that. It was so sweet how they
almost cared more than I did because I wasn't really

(20:33):
letting it in because I was like I was, I
cared I did everything I did to find her, but
I'm like, I think she's just gonna Based on all
the stories people were telling me about dogs that had
gone missing all day, Emily had a story the dog
finds its way back. You get the word out in
the neighborhood. That's like a cat, but it had a
collar on, it's micro chipped, Like, yeah, if it ends
up somewhere, someone's gonna call me. So the fact that

(20:53):
no one called me was meant no one had she
was not in someone's possession, or if she was, they
had stole her and I was never gonna see her
again and someone just has her now, which okay, you know,
like even I played that out, and I'm like, if
someone wants a dog that bad, they're not gonna beat it,
Like at least you'll have a good life. Maybe either
a psychopath, but maybe they'll sell to someone who like

(21:15):
likes like, like you know, if a child gets kidnapped,
their fate is not good, Like it's not often that
they're kidnapping a child so they can give it a
great home. True, and so it's I was like kind
of hopeful that maybe if she Like in my mind,
I'm like if she gets stolen. When she disappears without
a trace, I'll hope that someone stole her, or if
it's coyote, I hope it was a fast death. And

(21:36):
at least she provided food to a starving animal that's
been displaced because of construction. I was like rationalizing everything,
and I was talking to Chris on the phone, like
we had really like good eight months with her, and
you know this is a mistake.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, I want to whoa.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
And I just bought a fucking house for his dog.
So I literally went under contract the day before for
a house that I'm literally only getting so I can
have a yard. Do I have a dog because my
dog doesn't like to go out in the neighborhood. I
live in a long walk.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
From the apartment hall to the.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Quarter of a mile.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Well, here's the thing, Like a quarterback, even dogs, they
don't change is hard.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
So like she was just acting.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
This is a protest. This is a runaway from home.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Situation she has. She's getting cold feet about the house
as well.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yes, all of her memories are so tied up in
your apartment.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Oh my god, do you remember when Lady Gaga's dog
walker right here in Hollywood was shot, yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
And then to all the celebrities whose dogs have gone
missing that I've heard about through the years and I
have felt for I feel for you so much harder,
and to all the like now I know what it's
like to like think that something you love has been
taken like very quickly, like listen. I have empathy for
people who lose their dogs to sickness or like you know,
and when it's fast or like you know, when it's

(22:53):
like you know, I have friends that their eighteen year
old dog just died or nineteen year old dog, and
it's kind of like that's like when someone loses a grandma,
Like you're sad for that person, but it's like we
see this coming, like you're on borrow time, like let's
all wrap our heads around it. But when your dog
is stolen or just disappears, or like I don't want
a kid now at all, like Chris and I decided,
like one percent the pain we suffered this weekend for

(23:15):
those thirteen hours literally not worth. Like I imagine the
pain I felt is what you feel if you're out
of town and your kid has an earache. Yeah, do
you know what I mean? Like a kid is like
so much more than a dog. So I'm like trying
to even like like put it like if your kid
is suffering in any way and you can't be there
for it, Like I I just don't want that. Yeah,
So all day I'm stressed out. I the second I

(23:38):
get alone because Emily and I drive to Hartford, the
second I get alone in my hotel, I like squeeze
out a couple tears. But I'm also like I don't
want to cry because that means I've accepted what that's
what you call that. I literally was just like trying
to cry because all my friends are like tearing up
about it. My mom can't stop crying, Chris is crying,
like everyone seems to be really emotional, and it's like
she's my dog, and I'm not emotion. It's like because

(24:01):
I just, of course I was. I was a fucking wreck.
I think I lost like five fistfuls of hair because
of the stress of like dress, denial, denial, I was
I can't read that stage, and I was just and
I also was like an acceptance. I was like, she's gone, Yes,
she died. I'm gonna get on with my life. It's
gonna be hard to get a new dog. I'm not
going to anytime soon. I already told, like I wrote

(24:23):
to the girls chat like, don't anyone buy me a
painting of my dog? Don't get anything with my dog's
picture on it. I don't want to see it. Like
I almost was like, but I didn't put that out
there because I thought that was like I wrote it,
and then I raised it because I said, oh, that's
that means that I think says she's definitely gone. But
if she would have been gone, I would have said,
do not. I don't want anything with her face on it.
I don't want to be reminded of her, like I

(24:44):
was already preparing for that. But then so I cried
a little bit, but I couldn't really get anything out.
So I called Chris to cry, because when you talk
to someone about something usually it like comes out yeah,
and he didn't pick up, so I was just like,
what the lock? So I just went and worked out.
I'm like, am I allowed to work out with my
dog is missing? Like I don't know what else to do.
And then we went to the show and I had
the first show, and honestly, when I was on stage,

(25:06):
I literally forgot about.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Well, that's the beauty of the stage.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I couldn't believe that thought.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
All your problems go away for a short time.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
First show in Hartford, had a great time on stage, Yeah,
walked off stage immediately felt the pain and the stress again.
But like you know, you keep things light. I'm kind
of joking about it because I just don't want to
let it in. And then the second show it's now
dark in Saint Louis and I'm like, yeah, yeah, like
when it got six o'clock, it's coyote time, it's the
witching hour. Yeah yeah, And when it gets dark, I

(25:34):
was just like, well she in my mind, I'm like, well,
she was on an island for five days before I
got her. Like she's a survivor. This was less than
a year ago. She was out in the woods by herself.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, she's not gonna die. She's just gonna work hard.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
She knows what she Yeah, okay, whole friend story. When
I get back from break and we're back, so then
go start the second show. And right before the second show,
I think I was backstage with you guys, like if.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
I said to you, it was like wait, like how
cool would it be if like we found her mid show,
like would you want me to run on stage and
say something?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I was like ugh, and you're like yeah, wow do
you responded it so quickly being like yeah. But it
also felt like you're like that's never going down, like yeah, right,
please walk out, sae.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, it really was that five. You're so right because
when it was like it was night. It was now
nine o'clock at night and there I was like, it's done,
Like it's been three hours of darkness. She's just hunkered
down for the night. I pictured her and like she
carved out a little like you know, hole in a
hollow tree or something, and it's just like scared and

(26:45):
shaking and waiting because she hadn't eaten since the day before.
It like five o'clock when she eats, you know, Like
I was like, she's gone for over twenty four hours
without eating. Hopefully she got into some trash or something
and found something to eat that day.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Water even, oh my god, she needs to be checked
for what.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I didn't even think about water.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
She should probably take her to the vet to be
checked for worms because she might have drank.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
By the way, absolutely, when you get away, like she
was eating trash, she was like drinking up my god.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Okay, I'm doing my podcast and Brian just had a
really good point that Goldie could have eaten from puddles
during the day she was gone, and so we should
have her checked for worms period. Okay, good to know,
we'll do that this week. Thank you for that. I
just dictated a text, by the way, So then I'm
on stage in Hartford and I do a joke about

(27:40):
Goldie being you you bring it up?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Bring it up?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Was she found at that point?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
No, literally, you say it on stage.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
That's not this scratching the asshole Joe.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It was.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
No.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
I was talking about I go, my dog is missing,
and I said, she's been missing all day. This is
really helping me, like distract me from it. But the
only good thing about having a missing dog as opposed
to like a missing kid, is I know that no
one's trying to fuck my dog because that is true.
Like great, It was like some kind of relief that

(28:15):
you know dog because if you're dog, yeah, that's true.
And then Sean shoke was and if someone is, I
don't want her back.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Her.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So I said that joke and everyone kind of laughed,
but I was like, she really is missing. It sucks
so much, but you know, thanks for coming out, and
this actually does distract me. It's gonna be okay, everything
will be fine. And then a minute later, I just
hear commotion on the side of the stage and I
like look over and Emily's like they found her. They
found her, like so adorable, and I'm like what what?
And then I like looked at my phone. I was like,

(28:46):
it was the best feeling I've ever felt in my
entire life, Like I I will never feel I hope
I never feel a feeling that good again, because it
the only way to feel it is to be so discouraged,
so sad. I know that I will hopefully, I know
I'll feel the other feeling again. Scary shit happens in life.

(29:07):
But like to have a loss that you've kind of
accepted ninety percent in your heart, that it's like happened,
and to have that relieved is like and that she's
safe was just I can't even It's like transcends orgasm.
Like it was the best feeling. Yeah, And then I
had to like go back to my act, and that
actually was hard to do it. It's harder to do

(29:28):
my act on the tail of on the end of
being that happy than it was when I was scared
and sad.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
That to me was the most magical part. Is you
going back to your act because you were so elated,
Like honestly, there was like that took over. You threw
your arms up, you were jumping up a down a
child and right pedophile. It was just so funny. You
have to go.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Actually that's where I was. I'm telling that joke a
minute before. It really got me into my pedophile song.
That's so funny. Yeah, Like I didn't because that I
am very uncomfortable like being too like emotional on stage,
Like I know, like people like that a lot, and
I just think that people overact when they're trying to
like celebrate and get attention. I just don't want anyone

(30:13):
to ever think I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
That, I know. That's what it felt. So weird of
finding out a minute later where I'm like this now
feels like I said.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Well, you know what it would have been, Like I
could see any other comic being like making just such
a meal of it and like my dog's missing and
like trying to like get sympathy for it. Like I
don't want any sympathy for my dog missing. I really didn't.
It's not it's it could happen to anyone. I'm not
special because of it. Like yeah, like my friends can
give me up, my friends can have sympathy, but like
the audience, like using that as a tactic for the

(30:45):
audience to be on your side or like also I'd
be like, fuck, I bought tickets to this show and
now the performers are all like sad and shit. I
didn't want to put that on them, so I didn't
And I didn't like indulge in that.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm not in the net.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, like imagine doing the net all about your miss
like yeah, I got the rest of the show.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, I couldn't do that to people, and like, you know,
it would feel like I was hijacking the show with
like this is about like it's always about me. But
at least I have jokes, you know. So then when
it was really happy, I also was like I don't
want to be too much in this either, because they
don't care. They were they only knew about my missing
dog for thirty seconds. They're not like in this moment
as much. But then I looked back at the video,

(31:24):
I was like I should have stayed in a little
bit more and let let them celebrate, because I like
instantly was like, oh, like I did a joke immediately
where I was like, oh, no, I can't get sympathy
laughs anymore because I was making jokes about how you
guys have to laugh at that my dog's been you
don't know my dog show, And so I immediately made
a joke after I was happy and I was like, oh,

(31:45):
that's like not watching it. Later on, I was like,
you should like be a little bit more in the like,
let people have a moment with you, Like you don't
need to rob them of that because you think that
you're being manipulative when you're really not. You're like trying
not to be manipulative, so then you all are almost Yeah,
they were also thrilled there. But I just like, I
just don't know why I project the audience member like

(32:09):
I because I don't think that way. I would if
I was watching Kelsey Ballerini and her dog was missing
and then there was found, I would be so excited
to be like, let's celebrate this moment and give it
a beat. But I always just think my audience member
is like, oh, everything has to be about you. Doesn't it, Oh, Nikki,
were you said you win? And when well, my mom
died of cancer last month. Like I just thought of
the audience member being like you're said about your little

(32:31):
missing dog for thirteen hours, like my you.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Know whatever, Like is that like the voice in your head?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, well I think it's the voice. It's just like
I do just don't want anyone to think that. I
think I'm kuh and I think that sometimes people use
like this thing happened to me to be like to
get attention, and I just don't. I want attention through comedy.
I don't want attention through things that like my birthday
sings that I don't I don't have control of them.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
But I think I think I think most in this
world are they're like, they're very like they are. They're
so basic And where the cynical people who are like
they don't want this, but they really do. Yeah, they
want a happy ending so.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Much they want to. I need to. Like I learned
a lesson both as an artist that night, as a like,
I don't know what I learned as like a human.
I think I would have probably handled her disappearance the
same way today if it happened based on what I
did that day, like everything was I felt right about.
But I think as an artist, I would have like
leaned into a little bit more and had it be
like a more celebratory moment and like like because why not.

(33:38):
But there would have been in my mind the whole
time someone being like it's a dog bitch. Yeah, Like
I just you know, I always thinking about Patrise O'Neil's
joke about like white women kissing their dogs or like
there's something like they just get in there, and like
how it's just like so white and privileged of me
to be like my little doggie who I rescued is gone,
and I just like you don't have a right to

(33:59):
be sad where I sometimes see like like Elizabeth Smart,
I'd be milking that the rest of my life. If
I survived something that horrific where I was in the woods,
stolen from my house and raped every day for like
months and months in the woods and no one could
find me, I wouldn't be like I don't really want
to talk about this. I'd be like, no, you all
have to listen to my struggle because nothing, nothing you've
been through.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Is what I've been through.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, you can tour with that for like twenty years. Yeah,
if I go like if my if my parents die someday,
I might have jokes about it. But unless it's like
a thing that not everyone eventually has to go through,
which is losing our parents, which you know, hopefully that's
the way it happens, and it's not the other way,
Like I you know, there are people in that audience
who probably lost their children to like, you know, like

(34:40):
and how dare I get up there and be like
I dog like I just why do I do that?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Because people are But you have to realize that everyone
in that audience is just there to have a nice
time and they want to feel happy.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
And like, honestly, if you bought tickets.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
To you to make my I make my fans a
bit and I'm sorry to why not of judgmental bitches,
But they're not.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
No, they want to see you in all the ways,
just like if Elizabeth Marth was touring with her One
Woman show.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Intents, It's like when a politician posts something online like
about like there's been a lot of crime and we've
decreased the crime rate in our in our state this year.
Very proud of the police officers. And then someone comments
like you did this whole speech with that once mentioning
dark four. Yeah, like this has nothing to do with Darfur.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
We talked about darfour for so long, and that I
haven't heard darfour.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I was gonna say, yeah, exactly you but you're so right.
Everything comes back. If you read any comments, you will
eventually see someone bringing that up of like, oh so
you care about this and not this, and it's like, yeah,
it's a different thing. That's the person I planted someone.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's how I view everyone in the world. But it's like, truly,
the most miserable person online, right, who is never paid
to go out into don't.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Doesn't even have to be a tragedy. It'd be like
today's International Women's Day. Congratulations to International Women's Day. You
don't even mention dark four. It's like, this is not
even a tragedy we're talking about for.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
It's a cute dog name though.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
So anyway, she was found, how do they find her?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Foun she just they find her part where they found her.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
My parents were watching Bill maher my mom is just
like play poor parents. They were watching They were yeah,
that's what they do, and that's why she went missing,
because they care too much about.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
New rule to keep her in the house.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
The new rule I gotta I just sent them today
like a little like like, uh, blow up kind of
pillow you put around her head so she can't sneak
through fences when she goes out, and I put an
air tag around her neck.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
That's what Goldie deserves, though, like she should be shunned.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
A little bit that has a doughnut print on it.
For some reason, there was only one on Amazon twenty
two bucks arriving tomorrow, Mom. But uh no, they were
just watching Bill Maher tenth nine thirty at night. And
because I see it like in the video where my
dad is like talking to Goldie, I see Bill mar
Froze on TV. But yeah, they were watching watching Bill Maar.

(37:19):
And then they have like that there's like an outdoor
door to a deck that's like on a second story
that you have to like climb up these stairs to
get the deck. And Goldie came back through the hole
in the fence from which she came or maybe they
left the gate open, I don't know what, and she
came back in and came up through the back door
where she would have originally gone to go get foo
food her own.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
She scratched at the door, at the door, Hakeem Jeffreys, Oh.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
My god, that's so funny. I don't know where Bilmar
is going to be this weekend, what casino, So she
just scratched at the door like I'm ready to eat.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
She had like a firm Bullie journey or whatever that
movie is.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
No one, That's what I know is no one caught
her all day because she would be with us, like
she just was on her own all day having an adventure.
I think, you know, she probably chased something once she
got out of the fence, got too far away, lost
the scent, and then all day was I think she
just lost and was like probably went through modes of
like having fun and sniffing to like being really scared,

(38:23):
and then eventually just got little whiffs of sense of
the neighborhood and got back. Because there's no other reason
she Because I was talking to Anya and she's like
she just was out all day, and I was like, no,
she would not have stayed like she was hungry. She
wanted to get back. There's no way she would have
been out longer than ten minutes. Ever, she's never gone
that long. She definitely lost the scent and then she
picked it up again.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
She's smart.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
She always knows, like a mile away from my parents' house,
she like knows she could smell the air and like
knows we're getting close. So she's she's smart and she
found her way back. But god, damn it, every dog.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I feel like every dog has one adventure like that
in their life. Yeah, ever out Jack got Jack was.
I was in New York on Long Island with Jack
in the backyard. And my backyard Long Island doesn't have
a fence. It has a fence around the back, but
not on the side, so you can easily just walk
out or walk in. And Jack never runs away, you know, Jack,
he's just kind of like but he was younger at

(39:17):
the time, and he caught the scent of a squirrel
and he started chasing it. And yeah, he wasn't gone
for that long, but it was a little adventure where
he just was in the neighborhood probably like an hour
that's long. Yeah, where he was like he was out
and I was like it took me like ten minutes
to realize, like, wait where is he? And then yeah,
we got on.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Bikes and then you found it about cause we knew.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Like he couldn't be that far away based on the
amount of time he's been missing, but he was pretty far.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Had stories about this where their dog goes missing and
it was eight hours, it was nine hours. There was
one that was like three days. So I was like,
not completely hopeless. I really was like, oh, this is
going to be one of those. But yeah, they just
she came back with a pierced belly button. She got
a while she's pregnant. Sean sheeplessly asked in the green

(40:04):
room is a Goldie spade or whatever? And I was
like yeah. He was like, good, you're right, and they're not.
They come back if that dog got pregnant. She's too
widow to be pregnant. All right, So do we go
to break or do we You can if you want to,

(40:24):
can we do it? And then we come back. Sure,
big announcement when we get back. We'll be right back
with this. All right, I'm back. So Bessie's I have
an announcement and oh my god.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
What I mean, It's just this is like your dog
goes missing suddenly.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, Bessie's, you're about to lose your dog, and I
really hate to do this to you. There's no easy
way to say this, so I just will say it.
This is the last episode of the Nicki Glazer podcast,
and that is a real set. It is true, the
podcast is ending. I am so sorry to tell you
this way. I know. I'm just gonna let it sink in.

(41:10):
I know that there's just no easy way to tell
people when something is over. I could have told two
weeks ago, but then you would have been sad then,
and then you would have just been sad for two weeks.
I think. I think as a listener, I would be like,
why did she wait till the last episode to tell us?
That's really shitty? But I think ultimately the episodes that

(41:34):
follow an announcement that it's the last episode are not great. Yeah,
there's a vibe that would be different. And so I
and just know that this was the way it had
to happen, both from what I wanted to do and
other forces. So this is how it's happening. And I'm
really sorry if it hurts you to hear that, And
let's just talk about why. I think you probably already know.

(41:59):
My life is gotten a lot more insane. It has
been for a couple of years now, but it is
just into a different realm at this point of just
demand and time consuming. And and it's not like I
don't enjoy this podcast. It's not like I don't look

(42:19):
forward to it, because all those things are still true.
I just don't have the energy to uh, I'm I
want to. I want to have the energy to love
it every time I do it, and that's starting to
wane for me. It's not at that point yet, but
I could see with the like what I've got going
on the rest of the year, it would have started

(42:40):
to be taxing. And I don't want to give you
a product that I'm showing up. And I don't want
to make you the first show Hartford Crowd where I'm
getting through some sort of pain to deliver a product.
I don't want that from my artists, and I don't
think you would want that either. And I am very
sad about it, because this obviously is very special to me.

(43:02):
I've been doing it for four years, and even before that.
I have fans from the last podcast I Did You Up.
I have fans for probably even the not safe podcasts
who have been listening to me podcasts and even before then,
let's go to the one I did with Anya. I
forget the name, but even before what was it? Nothing?
I know nothing, Yes, thank you. And then before that

(43:23):
you had to be there. Like I've been podcasting for
over ten years. I've only taken a couple years break
I think in that time, and I will again at
some point in the future. But I need to have
this break, and I will miss it because it is
you already know this, besties, Like I talk on this
podcast in a way that I don't talk anywhere else

(43:44):
in my life. I think you probably see me on
things here and there. You come to see my stand
up and you go, oh, that's like the nikky we
know from the podcast. But it's not a place that
I can can't be this way and this open and
this kind of free and loose anywhere else in my life.
And I've really appreciated having that outlet. It's meant so
much to me. I will miss it so freaking much.
You don't even understand. I'm already like thinking of things

(44:07):
I wanted to tell you this week, and I'm like, well,
I can't fit it in because this is the good
bye episode. There's going to be times where I'm like,
damn it, I wish I could tell the besties that
because but the good news is is that because of this,
I'm going to be forced to inject that kind of
person I am on this podcast that you love so much,
because you might not be a fan of my other
outlets of entertainment. You might be someone who goes I
like her podcasts, I don't like her stand up, I

(44:28):
like her on I like her podcasts. I don't like
her on these shows or the roast that's not her.
I understand that because this is a different version of
me that is more authentic, more less less manicured, literally
and I uh and I understand wanting and missing that,
and I'll miss it in myself. So what I'm saying
to you is that because of the void of this,

(44:50):
you will start to see that vibe of me injected
into the other things I do because I will have
to put them out there because I will I will
miss putting it out here. So that means more tiktoks
that are more like this kind of vibe, just more
in my stand up that's this kind of vibe. I
just know that the Nikki that you know in this
podcast that you're gonna miss will show up in other places,

(45:10):
And I understand if you don't want to support those
places yet, and you're going to be like, you know what,
if she's not doing the podcast, I don't want to
support her is totally your prerogative, and you can wait
till I maybe podcasts to get in the future when
I have the time and the energy for it. This
isn't an iHeart thing. I have loved being at iHeart.
They let me be who I want. They have never
given me a single note, almost to the detriment of them,

(45:32):
to be honest with you, they should have. They have
let me be myself. They have given me everything that
I've ever wanted for this podcast. They have let They've
never forced guests on me. They have never forced me
to do any kind of like marketing or campaign or
anything like well, a lot of podcasts networks do like
It's It's. I have been so lucky to be with them.
Anytime any comedian asked me like, should I do a

(45:53):
podcast with iHeart, I'm like, one hundred percent yes. I
don't even talk to them. They only deal with Noah
and know has has loved her relationship with them, like
they just they let me be me and that has
been such a gift. And so I've gotten just to
have on my friends that I love and you've gotten
to know through me. Like That's the one thing I

(46:15):
won't miss about the podcast is people asking me if
they can be a guest on the show and me
having to explain that I only have on my friends
and then they go, but I'm your friend, and I go,
I think we should. You should reassess that the same thing.
That's the one thing that's I was trying to think of,
like what lone I miss about the podcast And that's
the only thing is people being like, hey, I've got
to promote this thing. Can I be on the podcast?
And me having to ask Noah, like how do I

(46:38):
tell this person, like I only have on my parents
and my comedian friends, who I like am most comfortable
around because this is a comedian friend. Like that's the
only thing I'll I won't miss. It has never felt
like a burden. It's always been fun and I just
have to I just have to move on for now

(46:59):
because I need to focus on the other things that
are just in such demand in my life. And I
hope you understand, and I hope you can kind of
see it through your own life of like things you've
had to let go that you love because you just
can't fit it anymore, you know, Like you love going
to yoga, you love meditating, you love going to therapy,
Like things that are good for your soul that you like,

(47:20):
they fall by the wayside when life gets busy. That's
what's happening right now. Like this podcast is like, uh,
just it's it's felt like something that has been extra
that I get to do that is so fun. It's
never felt like work, but now it unfortunately, I have
to say goodbye to it, this version of it for

(47:42):
the foreseeable future. And I'm I'm trying not to be
tried about it. I'm trying to be matter of fact
and like tell you the facts. And I'm sorry that
I'm feeling I'm seemingly emotionless. I don't know if you
just noticed earlier on the show, but I don't like
to be emotional about things that are actually very painful.
So I'm not letting in like the pain that I'm

(48:03):
feeling around this. But just I promise you I am,
I am just as sad as you are, and I
know that I'm in control of this and it's it's
this is my choice to stop the podcast, but I
promise you it's gonna make my life a lot, like uh,
you know, this is work, and it's going to free
me up to be mentally better for the people in

(48:28):
my life. And I hope that you want that for me.
And I promise you you're gonna find another podcast. There is
another podcast out there for you. I'm not trying to
be like it's not you, it's me, and like there's
a better girl out there for you. There's maybe not,
but there are other people doing podcasts that are just
as honest, just as loose, just as silly as mine.
Go to podcasts on Reddit and ask put out a

(48:49):
post and say here's what I like in a podcast,
and people will recommend once to you. I can't off
the top of my head, like you know, I listened
to last cultur Aesis. I would really steer you towards
that because it is like a plus banter and chat
chit chat and like honesty.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
Well, we call our listeners besties because they're are best
friends and we started this podcast being best friends. And
one of the things that make us best friends is
that we support each other. And when you see your
friend thriving, like you want her or him to just
get the most out of it.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
And I know that's gonna be the overall vibe. I
know some people are gonna be upset and really mad
at me. And that's fine too, because that's this happens
with best friends. But like I would like to also say,
that's such a good reminder, Noah, Like, like best friends,
you can move to a different city. This is like
a best friend leaving your city. You're still gonna see
me in other ways, Like we're still gonna keep in touch.

(49:43):
I'm not disappearing. It's gonna be, but it's not gonna
be as frequent, right, And so that is and it's
sad and it sucks. But my husband got a job
in another town and I have to move. Well, it's
you have got the job.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
You have such an exciting year ahead and there's so
many things that are coming down the pike that when
people see them happen.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Your girlfriends get jobs themselves and they don't just follow it.
If I'm talking about your best friend in the late eighties, Yeah,
that's the only reason you would lose her is that
her husband got a job in marketing and DC so
but yeah, but here's the other thing, is like you
just pick back where you left off as soon as
it becomes possible to be best friends to get me

(50:23):
so like, I obviously will come back. I would bet
everything on it that I will re enter the podcast
game at some point I would love to do with
iHeart iHeart listen up like the throw your hat in
the ring when that's time to do that. You know
I love you. I don't have any plans that I'm
not thinking about another podcast. I'm not thinking about when

(50:44):
it is like I am going to be single for
a while and be someone who doesn't have a podcast.
It might be a long while, might be I don't know,
but I when I'm ready to do that again, I
hope you jump back on board. If you don't, I
understand if you found someone else. Just know that I
will really really miss you guys, and that it doesn't
have to end, Like you could still come to my shows.
You can still. A girl gave me a note on

(51:05):
stage this weekend. I wouldn't recommend that because we're about
to amp up security and so rushing the stage at
the end of the show might get you in trouble,
but if you give it to the merch booth, they
will deliver it to me, right, okay. And then also
we're going to keep the Nikki guys are Pod Instagram open.
I'll still post things on that when I think of you,
guys and remember things, and you can still DM me.

(51:28):
I mean a lot of you are already slipped in my
dms you. There's ways to stay in touch, and I
feel all the love and I hope that our friendship
doesn't have to end with this. I really just want
you to look at this like your best friend is
moving out of the country and that she's still alive.
But you, guys, your friendship isn't going to be as
tight and as frequent anymore. But that doesn't mean that

(51:51):
the connection is still there, right yeah, yeah, And I
don't want to add that. I'll be fine. Sean and
Brian are on Nicky's writers. They're still going to be collaborating,
and then you'll have Emily on the road with you
forever and they'll be so fun. And this was a
decision like you, I would understand, like if I was
a listener and I'm like, Oh, she's gotten new people

(52:13):
in her life recently, and like maybe this is their
influence or something, if you know, like if you've been
listening for the past few like year or whatever, Like
all the people that have been added to my life, Brian, Sean, Emily, Taylor, Chris,
like all these people that have become major stays in
my life, Like they're all like the best people. Ever,

(52:33):
this isn't a decision that was like inspired by any
of them or has taken me away from something like
this is literally coming from me. And I want to
write movies, I want to make TV shows. I can't
do that when I have other stuff going on and
I need I'm clearing space in my life, not just
with the podcast, but with a lot of other things
to try other types of things in my life. So Brian,

(52:56):
me and Sean and Emily are all going to be
producing stuff to go other Noah is going to obviously
stay in my life. On girls Chat, we have a friendship.
Oh you is not.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Even friendship's number one based on what'd you say. Our
friendship is number one, Like I totally forgot that. We
have to like even make that clear to the pain
of our friendship. Is starting December third.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, that like that's the that's the great part is
like I think when you leave a job, you leave
behind so many people that you worked with and saw
every day. But like, my relationship with Noah's not going
to change really at all. Like the podcast was just
something we did in addition to our friendship, you know
what I mean. So, and Noah's going to be fine.
She is an incredible producer and you will be able
to find her work elsewhere, and we'll let you know

(53:41):
about that when we can, I guess via our socials Noah. Yeah,
well people know where to find Okay, cool and anything
you guys would like to add. I'm sorry I just
monologized for I.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Can't believe that you did that whole announcement that once
mentioning darfour yes really upseting. I do want to say
thank you. I mean I came in midstream on this podcast.
I wasn't a not safe podcast, so I guess to
some people I was familiar, but to a great eighty
five percent of them, I was a stranger. And you know,

(54:13):
maybe some people hated me at the beginning and then
came around to those people.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
But yeah, I appreciate being like embraced by the besties.
I got so much, so many nice messages over the
last two years from besties saying you know, nice things
about me or even just like helping me out when
I'm searching for a mattress or getting my gallbladder removed
or whatever the fuck I was dealing with. And yeah,
this is a great, incredible group of fans. Yeah, and

(54:41):
such nice people. And I was just I'm just so
happy that.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
We're special, right, Like, there's incredible.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Group of fans.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
It's different. I want to give you guys credit for that,
because you're just probably one fan in a and you
don't understand like the group that you're in, or maybe
you have met them at shows or in subreddits or whatever.
But like you're all just like different than all my
other fans. I know, I've always told you that. But
you just you know me better than some Like I mean,

(55:08):
best friends outside this room don't know me as well
as you guys know me. Like if you listen to
the podcast, you are a ride or die like I
will always love you, like I will always love you
for loving me when I've been at my worst on
this podcast, when I've come in in bad moods and depressed,
and I could. I was always allowed to be myself.
I never feared the backlash from you guys. You don't

(55:30):
know how freeing that is as an artist. I do
not take it for granted. Did I get right? Usually?
I say granted because I tried to do the opposite
of the what you know, I really don't like. I
hope you stay with me. I hope you follow me
wherever I go next. I hope you support the other
things I do. But it's okay if you don't like I,
I I'll be okay. But and you have every reason

(55:51):
to be so upset and so like disappointed, like let
that in. But like I was thinking about this, and
I was like, god, I don't want to disappoint them.
Like it was just like how do I say this?
Like do I really do this? Like I just don't
want people to be mad at me, especially not besties
who have like the best hearts, And why would I
be giving up on this whole group of this fan
base that has been so supportive through thick and thin,

(56:13):
and and it's like I just was like, you know what,
my favorite things have all ended at some point and
I've had to get used to Seinfeld being in my
life in a different way than the show Seinfeld. And
I've had to watch media in the cars, you know.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Or I've had to friends ended, and that was devastating,
like deep ended, like things that have mattered succession, like
you guys have worked through me, like White Lotus this season.
I am so obsessed with White Lotus in a way
that I know besties are obsessed with this podcast, like
I'm wrapped up and it's going to things end. Everything ends,

(56:48):
And that's not me being you know, being flippant about it.
But just know that I've been through this before with
things that I love, and so I'm commiserating with you,
and I understand and even the way I feel about
this podcast is different than the way you feel about it,
and so I understand what a loss this is to
some of you, and I'm understand also understand that some
of you are like, this is the first episode I've

(57:09):
listened to chill out this.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
I would say most people probably have not heard every
single episode of this podcast or half of all of
your podcasts, And like a lot of the episodes are evergreen.
It's not like you have to know, it's not like
topical stuff about Barack Obama or something. You can go back,
you can go back and listen. And I think we'd
be remiss to not mention Andrew here and how important

(57:34):
pactful he was for the first two and a half
years of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
He'll be here right now. But he moved to New York.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
So yeah, he moved to New York.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Got to be the only one who's not fine. He's
also moved.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
He's also moved on to a new chapter in his life.
I wonder could you call him?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Could he?

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I would love to. The thing is, yeah, Andrew I
wanted on here, but he just moved to New York. Yeah,
the way you guys handled and leaving the show and
then Brian taking his place, and that really was extraordinary
because that was a rough part of the show for
me as well, Like that all came out that was
not what I wanted, and Brian was what I wanted
ultimately when there was a space from but Andrew leaving

(58:15):
that wasn't anything anyone wanted and it was uncomfortable. And
so we've been through some shit on this show and
you guys like rolled with it and you accepted me,
and I just really appreciate you so much, and you've
allowed You've like seen me through a crazy change in
my life, and you've loved everyone that I've introduced you to.
You love my parents, you love my boyfriend, you love
my friends, you love Taylor, you love my sister, you

(58:37):
love my brother in law like it's you love my dogs.
I really appreciate the love. It feels like family. And
I'm gonna really misconnecting with you all. Twice a week.
We're gonna get Andrew on the phone, and I just
I want you to know I love you a lot,
and it doesn't have to change. You can still comment
on myself. I'll read it sometimes, Andrew, I'll text them.

(59:00):
Will you text you up? Thank you so much? Emily.
Yeah so that. But yeah, I I'm so sorry to
tell you this way. I but I'm this is a
Glazer exit. You guys know I don't like goodbyes. I
worked on it with my therapist. She said that when
I left her, I had to go to three sessions
before I left her. But I think that was just
a way to get me to like, to convince me

(59:22):
to stay. Yeah, but she was like, you don't like goodbyes,
you say them very quick and then you leave. I
don't who does Like why do people like to revel in?
Like I don't like this? Like I'm already getting like
emotional talking about too much. It's embarrassing to cry. Oh
Andrew's calling back. Yes, Andrew, Yo, Hey, it's the last podcast.
I just told the besties it's the last one. I

(59:43):
broke the news. We're talking about the show or reminiscing
about the good times. And uh, and obviously you were
a huge part of the show and even continue to
be in the end, and I just wanted to know
if you had anything to say to the besties.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
What show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Las Boy Island three?

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Yeah, I was happy to have you on and be
part of it. You're an up and comer. I saw
something in you that no.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
One saw, you know, anywhere, and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
I was like, you know what, this person needs this
and it is a pleasure. It was honestly the best
year and eight months of my life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I really did enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
And uh, I mean, well maybe that was a little far,
but I really didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Yeah, the last couple of months of that year and
eight months wasn't we were we were headed for divorce.
But now we're good.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Yeah, now we're good. I mean it can only go
up from those last two months. No, it really was
incredible and uh the best these were great and we
really I just remember every once in a while, we'll
be like, it's Wednesday, folks, you know what that means
or whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
You know, just like the little terms that we came
up with.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Yep, and it felt like a like a piece in
time that doesn't even feel real because it was like COVID.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
And yeah, you moved to Saint Louis to start the
podcast with me. We started in the Cayman Islands. Yeah,
but we started the show when we were filming F
Boy one and we couldn't even talk about F Boy one.
We were in the Cayman Islands. Isn't that where we
started the show. We did the show everywhere. We did
the show in Europe. We did the show in Kaba,
we did the show in Uh where were we doing

(01:01:31):
F Boy three? Lovers and Liars up in Malibu. We've
done this. I've done the show from so many different hotels.
But you moved to Saint Louis to start the podcast,
and you lived there and met your wife there because
of this podcast. Wow, I don't want me to take credit,
but you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Yes, I mean that's I think why I didn't give
you a speech at my wedding because I thought that's what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
You would say.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
No, honestly, yeah, it was. It definitely was a life
shift and a career shift. And I think it, you know,
being doing four shows a week with you, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, it started out as four shows a week, which
was insane, and I know everyone's like, why don't you
just whittle it down to one one show a week? Guys, don't,
let's not play that game. Don't. I've been through that already.
We're not. Don't play that game with me. But yeah,
it was just it was just the it was. It
was so much fun and and it almost feels like

(01:02:34):
I'm trying to like remember the best times, and I
swear to god, it almost feels like when you're trying
to remember your best times of high school or something
and it's like I don't even I can't. It's like
it just was like hanging out, like it was just
the best hangs. And I always just felt like all
the besties you were just you're always there like with
us listening It's like it's a conversation that involves you

(01:02:55):
even though you're not there, and so I felt, I
always feel you, You're always with us, and yeah, it's
this isn't this isn't that sad? I mean it is.
I don't want to take away people's feelings. But do
I have cancer? Okay, God, I'm so glad something. I mean,

(01:03:15):
you will eventually, but you all announce, won't we all?

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
In between two and three?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
I just don't have healthcare.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
How is New York? By the way, we just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Moved into our place and we're in the upper West side.
By you notice the place called Central Park. It is
I think I went five times in ten years. It
really is like the best place on earth.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
And I never what.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Are you doing there? Maybe if you're not John Lennon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
John Lennon shot himself and walked by that building the
other day and I was like, Brenda, there's John Lennon
got shot right there? And she like, was he a drummer?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
It means a lot to a younger generation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Wait, Emily, our generation, what did John Lennon do in
the Beatles? I didn't even know that that Wait? What what?
I don't know who that is John Lennon.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
John legend is my god. Wow, I'm not you know,
I'm never one to be like Emily come on this Weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
But it was that was with what was that way?
It was a comedian that I definitely George Carlin. Why
would I know who that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah, well, if you're not in comedy. I don't think
my wife knew George Carlin.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
No, I think that was I don't think. I just go,
you need to get to like I understood, But John Lennon,
I don't understand why you don't know there was what
it was Marie Antoinette was one where you didn't know
And I go, that's I know because I grew up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
With Generation.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Right, that's Henry's what I think. So okay, thank you.
I mean like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
About Cake and I remember when Napoleon was coming to
power and it was really impactful.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Duh what I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Okay, Uh, Jagger and the Dagger.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Has a song about him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
I just want to like Jack, I just want to say,
it is truly wild that you don't know who John
Lennon is. But like right before we started going, like
we got to introduce you to Tate McCrae. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Right before the podcast, Emily was like, don't worry, Shot,
We're going to do a Tate Tate McCrae deep dive
very soon. That's always says to me, but I can
never say to you that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I know a beetle, Yeah, she might be Bolkswagen Beetle.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
I'm open to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Hearing about it, saying for someone who doesn't know what
a beatle is. We were almost thinking of it as
like a like the way they even be, like she's
like a legend. Yeah, you know, like she could be
a Beatle. No, she can't. She literally can't. I'm in
the sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Paul McCartney, Yeah, okay, what was he? You play the guitar? Yeah,
but he was in the Beatles. Okay, do you know
the Beatles?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Can you name a song? There's a song like love
in it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I think most of yea or every song from that decade.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Vega, Yeah, there's a show called Love in Vegas. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
They was running around the word love like they were. Yeah,
they really love bombing the nineteen sixties.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
They really were. It was all they love, love, love.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Yeah, I know who a lot of these people are yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Yeah, okay, well Andrew, we're gonna say goodbye, but thank
you so much for.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
This. Here we go again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
You know that I have the power to hang up party, right,
So you want to say you're goodbye? Yeah? I do?

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
You want to get?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
The want to get what are you going to do?
And what are you going to do? What are you
going to do?

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Legends?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
So what are you going to do? What are you
doing in Central Park today?

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
I already walked around the Jacqueline Kennedy Reservoir lake and
I can call it a lake. People call you dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I learned that you're going to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Probably get said by some pigeons and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Yeah, he's starting get all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
I go to the John Legend Museum, walk around thing
about love. Okay, well, thanks for having me on, Thanks
for thinking of me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Always love you buddy, all right, love you Andrew?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Okay. So final thought, it's over.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
This is truly the final thought.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
This is truly final. The final thought is life will
go on. Nothing really is going to change, except you're
not going to have this like, uh bi weekly? Is
it bi weekly?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I think that's what I say. It's every two weeks.
I think that's what people like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
I always said bi weekly for every two weeks, but
I think bi weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Means twice a week.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Yeah, twice a week, Okay, bi weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
This bi weekly podcast that they feed you knowledge that, yeah,
you're not the only thing that's going to change is
that you're not going to have this like access to me.
But just know that I'm all right and that you
actually we have a friendship that transcends a podcast listener relationship,

(01:08:59):
especially if you've listened more that I would say five episodes.
I'm like, you're in with me. I you will always
if you ever see me, I'm saying, like thirty years
from now, when I'm old and gray and I am
you see me in an airport getting wheeled down the
runway by a nice man and I'm muttering to myself
and you can say, hey, I'm a bestie, and I'll

(01:09:20):
spit at you because I'm having cognitive decline. But just know,
somewhere deep inside me, in my subconscious I feel a
deep affection for you. Know I'm serious, like saying you're
a bestie to me in public if you ever see me,
and like you know, at a show like sharing a
certain way. They're like, I can tell it when there's
a bestie. But if you ever run into me in public,

(01:09:42):
just know that you you could always ask for a picture.
You can always have a conversation with me. You have
like you have a VIP access to my heart and
my time that other fans do not have. U forever,
you have that as a bestie. All you have to
do is have listened to five or more episodes of
the show and heard this statement. But it's true, like
the rest of my life, no matter how famous I
get and I have bodyguards or something crazy, like if

(01:10:04):
there's a bestie, I will say, let her in, let's
get over get over here. Shoot me you can now,
please don't hurt me. But yeah, you guys are like
my friends. There's not like a wall up that I
sometimes have to put up for other fans. And I
don't mean to say that that means you can you know,
let's just be cool about it, you know what I mean.

(01:10:26):
But like, just know that you guys are the real ones.
I know you're the real ones. It will never change.
That will never change, and that someday we will have
this relationship again. In another way because podcasting and being
this intimate with people and talking long form is what
I'm about. I just have to take a break from
it right now, and I don't know how long that
break will be. It might be years and years and years.
Just like, buckle up, though, and just know that I'll

(01:10:49):
let you back in and when I am ready to.
And I love you and I'm sorry that I ended
it so abruptly, but I think in the end that
was actually what was for the best, because I don't
like to wallow in goodbyes and maybe that's something I
need to work on. And you can write me and
tell me that it is, but that is I'll work

(01:11:10):
on it. You know, I'm an ever changing person. I
don't do things perfectly, and that's what this podcast has
been about more than anything, is that I have been
a complete mess and you guys have still accepted me.
And I don't say things that are right. I am
not always eloquent. I am say dumb things that I
you know, in retrospect, I'm like, I shouldn't have said that.
I should take that out. I left it in And
this is another one of those. So if I got

(01:11:30):
if I fucked up this goodbye, just know it's like
in line with everything else this podcast was about, and
you should expect no less than me from me. I
want to just give some thank yous to iHeart before
we leave and say goodbye forever and not forever, just
in this format. I want to thank Connell Byrne, Will Pearson,
Carrie Lieberman at iHeart Podcast, obviously, Will Ferrell, and the

(01:11:54):
Big Money Players Jack O'Brien, Thank you so much, Jack
and all the comedy team at Big Money Players. You
guys have been so supportive. It's been awesome being a
part of that select group of amazing comedy podcasts. Those
that's where you should go to supplement if you haven't already.
Thank you Nathan o'towski for having us at the super Bowl,

(01:12:16):
for all the marketing duties that you've done to make
this podcast work.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
And thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Thank you Nathan, ad sales team, Christine Jordan, thank you
so much for keeping this podcast going. And and to
all the you know companies throughout the years who I've
done ads for, thank you for being so cool and
never giving me notes about how I do my ads.
That's been really helpful. And to everyone on the video
team that has made this accessible on YouTube. Mark Canton

(01:12:44):
shout out, Mark, thank you for all the zooms that
you stayed on with us to like set up cameras
and shots and always so kind. Kelly patronis and lean
and Loaf is the that's not person's name, that's a
company that the video. I hope Leanne Loaf was a
person's name, Lean and Loaf, And then for audio purposes

(01:13:05):
to make this sound so good and to fix all
of our problems that we may have had with like
air conditioners running and stuff like that. I want to
thank Chris the check. Chris is the check. I think
that's how you say it right. And then obviously Noah,
thank you so much for all of the work that
you've done in this podcast behind the scenes. It's an
immense amount of work producing a podcast. You've always made

(01:13:26):
it seem you've never like she's the best producer that
a person could ever dream of, like always never. You know,
so many times I would have ads that like I
should have given herder the day before, and she gets
me extensions. She's never once made me feel bad about anything.
She's never once communicated that on her end things are
really stressful, and like she is just such a pro

(01:13:49):
has always been so supportive of everything I do, always
looking out for me of like, hey, maybe let's talk
about this, maybe let's not talk about this, but always
so gentle in presenting that She's been an amazing friend,
an amazing part of the show. Let's not even forget that.
And so I just want to thank you so much
for all the work that you've put into it that
I don't even know about, like I know it's like,
and through your pregnancy, through being a new mom, through

(01:14:12):
moving to Tucson, through your marriage like we've Yeah, I mean,
so many life changes.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
But I can only do my job as good as
I do because I work with such a wonderful person.
And I want to thank Brian also for being so
helpful in all these situations. Getting to meet Sean and Emily,
and it was awesome working with Andrew and him setting
me files and stuff the best he can. I just
had the best time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Yeah, thank you so much, Brian for coming into the
show and like at a time where you know, like
people are like what's going on and just riding with
it and being such a fun like person to talk at.
And you never made it about you, even though a
lot of comedians would like, it's very humble with being
a amazing co host in a way that you know,

(01:15:02):
you've never made me feel bad about talking over you
when I know I have a bazillion times and I've
felt bad on my own, but you just like have
always been so supportive, such a good friend, so funny.
Besties love you. Everyone's falling in love with you. So
thank you so much for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Thank you, thank you for having me. It was so
cool that to hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Yeah, really was.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
And what an incredible time capsule in your life these
last two years to have like bi weekly recaps of
these moments, Like I do think this is something you'll
look back on for a long time. To be able
to just go back and listen to the day after
the roast in like a comfortable setting, sound like you're
on Good Morning America. You're here, like talking to your friends,

(01:15:43):
to go back and listen to the day after the globes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Oh my god, these are going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Things that you look back on, like in thirty years
when you're when you're dement and you're spitting on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
I mean truly, like I was thinking about I went
through like like breakups, getting falling in love, like having
immense out of depression, immense bouts of elation, COVID, Like,
there were so many things I went through on this podcast,
and I whether or not I was talking explicitly about them,
like I was able to like emote and get it

(01:16:11):
out on the show and I felt accepted. And even
when the podcast wasn't at its best because I wasn't
at my best, you guys like hung in there, and
maybe we lost a few of you, but like I like,
I just always felt like you can come and go
and like they accept me and it's just your artists
are It's really rare that an artist gets this kind
of platform. And that's what makes podcasting so special to
me at least. Does it just feel so intimate. It's

(01:16:32):
such a good friendship, and it's it's just different than
like fan uh artist connection. It's it's it's it's better
than that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
And and yeah, final shout out is to to Anya,
who was also here for so much of this and
also made the theme song to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Anya's theme song is such an earworm in the like
the best sense of that word. People love it so much,
keep singing it and Anya, Yeah, thank thank you to
Anya for being on so many episodes of the show
and being such an integral part to just the fabric
of this show through the years, and just is someone
I can always like talk about in the besties just

(01:17:10):
know instantly who I'm talking about. Girls chat. Shout out
to all of them, they all listen. They've always been supportive.
And and Sean, thank you for joining the show in
these last few months and being such a regular and
fun addition, like people just fallen in love with you
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
It's an honor.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
It's an honor.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
And I'm I'm sorry I'm not gay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
People really disappointed you're not gay. And then thank you
to Emily for running my shit. And also Emily is
a bestie, so it was important for me to talk
to her a lot these past couple of weeks when
we were planning this last episode. I know it seems
like it's unplanned, but this was, like I did give
it a lot of thought of what I was gonna say.
Whether I hit all those points, I don't know. But Emily,

(01:17:52):
you know, I really talked to her about like what
the besties want, and I'm grateful that it was in
line with what I thought that they would want. But yeah,
so you in my inner circle, you have someone representing
you besties in Emily. Who's going to keep me on
before yes, and he is important, yes, and who is
going to keep me that same person that you know

(01:18:14):
in love and is you know, is turned into my
best friend who is with me all the time. And
I'm in good hands, uh with a bestie. I literally
have a bestie in working for me now through this podcast.
Is how she even ended up working for me, right, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Yeah, I mean that's how I first knew if you
was from this podcast. Amazing and here we are and
I'm only gen ZM because of this like at the shows, like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
And like that's pretty great. By hello, So thank you
guys so much. This is just goodbye for now and
I love you so much. Jackpots sports sport, don't be
fine and you've been touched and wait for me because

(01:19:03):
I'll be back in some way. And I love you
so much. Bye, guys. The Nicki Glazer podcast is a
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts,
created and hosted by me Nicki Glaser, co hosted by
Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and
noah Avior, edited, engineered by Lean and Loaf video production

(01:19:24):
Mark Canton and music by on Your Marina. You can
now watch full episodes of the Nicki Glazer podcast on YouTube,
Follow at Nicky glazer Pod and subscribe to our channel.
The Nicki Glazer podcast is a production by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created and hosted by
me Nicki Glaser, co hosted by Brian Frangie Executive produced
by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and noah Avior edited. It

(01:19:47):
engineered by Lean and Loaf Video Production, Mark Canton and
music by on Your Marina. You can now watch full
episodes of the Nicki Glazer podcast on YouTube, Follow at
Nicky glazer Pod and subscribe to our channel.

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