August 22, 2024 • 19 mins
Former NFL QB turned so-called "expert" analyst Chris Simms gives ABSOLUTELY GARBAGE takes on Jalen Hurts and Dak Prescott... then he makes the ULTIMATE NO-NO and gets KICKED TO THE CURB. Plus, Paulie and Tony give you their emotional reaction to the shocking retirement of Nick Foles, tell you why Tua is being a CRYBABY, and also point out a GLARING ERROR on the DraftKings website.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Huge show Today.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You know, we're gonna discuss the.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Staggering historical achievement by Jalen Hurts at training game.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Nobody's ever seen a training camp like this before.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, no, And we're gonna defend the Bucks player, you know,
who's being attacked for urinating on a passenger on a flight.
We'll tell you why this happens all the thing literally
happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And to discuss all this someone who has gained, you know,
some notoriety as a football analyst, not not nearly as
much as us as anyway, former NFL q BE Pro
Football Talk HOSG Chris Simms uh and you know people, Tony,
they were wondering coming up to us this week. You know, upset, Hey,
why do you guys take off the last couple of weeks.
(01:10):
You know, we didn't know what to think about sports
without you. Well, first of all, you know, a couple
of weeks ago, we got a call. It was from
Nick Foles. You know, he told us he was gonna retire.
So we said, you know what, Nick, you know, we're
just gonna take off that way and upstage you. So
you get the spotlight. And then uh, well the week
after that, Tony, we got COVID, both of me did.
(01:33):
And by the way, Tony, I still don't know how
that happened. I mean I thought I thought we got
rid of COVID, didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You, me too, you know, So when I started to
feel sick, I was like, this couldn't possibly be COVID.
So I got on the plane and go on vacation,
you know, as you should, as you should exactly. And
when I landed, the pilot and flight attendant looked at
me and they were like, do you have COVID? And
I said, no, that's impossible because I don't know anyone
(01:58):
who's been in the Orient, Rece or the Far East
or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And me too, I mean, yeah, very strange.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I mean, you know, unless yeah, unless you know, you.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Know, unless what.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Nothing never mind, never mind, Why don't you just mind
your own business?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Anyway, we got a lot to catch up on, so
let's just get right into it with our top story story. Obviously,
the big story, Jalen Hurts already turning ends this season,
setting a franchise record with two hundred and seventy three
straight fast attempts without throwing a single interception. All of
(02:40):
Eagles training camp so far is not even done, Tony,
and you know a lot of Baba morons they say
this doesn't matter because it's not the regular season, but
they don't get it.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
No, it's clearly so much harder to avoid throwing interceptions
in training camp because the defense knows all your plays
and they still can't intercept the ball. You know, when
you think about it, with Tom Brady and Drew Brees
with all that not throwing interceptions in the regular season games,
that really wasn't that impressive at all, not because the
(03:13):
defenses they played against didn't know the plays, so how
are they supposed to intercept the balls?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Just great points and analysis that, Dody, and we'll do
another big story involving Jalen's former teammate at Alabama Dolphins,
QLB to whatever his name is. Opening up about the
verbal abuse he suffered at the hands of former Dolphins
coach Brian Flores. Now Dor claims that Flora has repeatedly
told him he sucked at football. I didn't belong on
(03:41):
the team. And Dony, I don't see what the problem
here is, do you?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, first off, to a sucks, So there's that, there's
the second off. Look at the Dolphins history and the
biggest loser in their franchise history. Of course, I'm talking
about Dan Marine Marino. Yeah, his whole career, everyone's like, oh,
he's the goat, He's the best, incredibly accurate. No, that
loser never won anything. He never amounted to nothing, No
(04:09):
Super Bowls.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Terrific perspective, that, Dody.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And you know, I mean, look at a legendary coach,
like you know Buddy Ryan, right, yeah, father?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Do NFL coaches.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Never said anything positive about anybody?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I heard he used to routinely call his wife and
kids dumb, lazy, stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
For brains such a legendary motivator, yup.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
And you know who can forget nineteen ninety one, you know,
Week twelve Eagles playing the Giants, buddy Ryan turns to
Randall Cunningham and gives one of the all time great
pep talks. You know, he says to Randall, you know
you you non Hall of Famer. You fucking suck. You're
more talentless than mc hammer's backup dances. You don't belong
in Canton, you belong in Canada. You should go die.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And Randall what does he do?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He runs onto the field and has the game of
his life, leading the Eagles to victory thirty one.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
The thirty ain't over the Giant.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And look back. That was clearly the turning point for
the franchise. Twenty seven years later, the Eagles were champions.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Just so beautifully said that, Dody and uh oh well
to a very controversial story. Bucks offensive tackle Gazda Jeralis
is apologizing after it came out. Then on a recent flight,
he pulled out his genitals and urinated on a seventy
eight year old woman. Now, the flight crew says he
was upset about his seat assignment and whatnot, But Geralius
(05:31):
is saying that it was simply that he took some
sleeping medication and had a reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And Tony, it's just so clear what happened here?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I mean, how many times have you taken you know,
sleeping medication and pissed on someone? Happens all the time,
happens all the time. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You know, a couple of weeks ago, while I had COVID,
I went on a cross country flight you know, as
you do, as you do, Yeah, and all the coughing
was keeping me in the other passengers awake. So I
took some sleeping medication and next thing you know, I'm
pissing on all the passengers, the flight attendants, and the pilot.
It happens all the time. Happens all that happens all
(06:08):
the time. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, yeah, we know why you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
People.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's you know, it's time for us to address obviously
the real big story of a beast story.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
For weeks, he's at his time to shine.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
But now we're finally gonna comment on the shocking and
sudden retirement of Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles.
Tony your thoughts on this emotional time?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Wow, where do I even start? Obviously a first ballot
Hall of Famer, in fact, you have to wonder if
the selection committee will waive the five year rule and
just put him in tomorrow. Frankly, I think they should
do the right thing and wave the entire voting process
since it's clearly not needed and just an insult to
think there even needs to be a vote.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I have nothing more to add that Doty just so
perfectly said, thank you, you know, but something that we
have to bring to your attention right now. You know,
the other day we went to go place our one
hundred percent lock NFL bets for the season, So naturally
we go to bet Jalen Hurts to lead the league
in passing yards.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But on the DraftKings website we go there. This is
true people, If you look up which qbs you can
bet to lead the league in passyards, Jalen Hurts is
nowhere on the list.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know. Maybe they won't let you bet it because
it's such a short thing.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Past the bait donty.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The only logical explanation, Well, don't worry, Babel, because you
could make that bet on America's fastest.
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Speaker 3 (07:39):
Isn't that right, donting?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yep, Jalen Hurts hasn't thrown an interception all training camp,
which clearly means he won't throw an interception all year long.
Bet Jalen hurts to lead the league in passyards and
when it pays off, which it will, we will triple
your Fusco betting bucks lock boo.
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on your phone. Okay, Tony, Well, now that we got
that out of the way, I see our guess coming
(08:21):
on the line. So let's bring him on the Fusco
satellite network.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Fusco satellite in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
All right, this guy, you know, he's made quite a
name for himself, Aden off the field more oft than on.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
But the former NFL QB played for the Bucks, Broncos Titans.
Let the Bucks do a playoff victory before a violent
spleen injury knocked thematic commission excuses, you know, Donny anyway, Yeah, yeah,
hold on, we're still doing your intro hold on anyway now,
you see him on NBC Sports.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
He's on pro.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Football talk hosts the podcast Unbuttoned. All right, let's bring
him in here. Here you go, Now you can talk
Chris Simms.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
No, hey, thanks, thanks for letting me talk. Okay over here. Yeah,
I know you guys got the Philly accent and your
Philly tough. I'm from Jersey. I speak your language, so
don't worry about it. And yeah, I am better off.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You sound like Kansas, Kansas, New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I mean, where are you from.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You're funny, You're funny, and you got it wrong, you
kind of I lost my playoff appearance to the Washington
football team, so well we're.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Going to fire up researcher there he's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah that actually you don't, come to think of it,
that makes more sense based on the trajectory of your career. No,
no offense though, you know, but hold on, wait on
the subject of Unbuttoned. Got to ask you before we
get this, what is up with the way you wear
your shirt? Has anyone ever told you, you know, you
look like you're a basis from ram.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, they haven't said that.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I do get people that wonder why the hell I
want to button it all the time and.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Do all that.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Well, it's clean. I like the way it looks. Right,
I'm on TV every day in one of these talking
head boxes, so I do like that. Right, It's kind
of given me, like it's my m O. That's what
I do, and like it started what I was more.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Like an O. Yeah exactly. Yeah, Yeah, you're one thing.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I won't listen to either one of you on his
fashion Okay, that's for sure, you and your fashions.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
A football show. You're hosting the j Cruise Show over.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
All right, he wants to get into sports toty. Let's
let all right, Chris. Of course, you know the big
story of the offseason has everybody talking. Jalen Hurts franchise
record two hundred and seventy three straight training camp passes
without an interception. Believe how impressed are you with this
staggering accomplishment? Wow?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, put him in the Hall of Fame right there.
I mean translates hopefully it translates to the NFL season.
What I mean, like, no joke, Yeah, hopefully no.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Don't you understand in the NFL season that's less impressive
because the defense doesn't know the plays.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Here in training camp.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
The defense knows I can't pick them off.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, well he also knows what the defense is doing
and what they're.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay, No, he doesn't know because he's focused on the offense.
He doesn't study the defensive play. He's too busy doing that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I think I think the air goes one way down
away from your butt.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
In the top button brawl, you're cutting off the circulation brawl,
little circulation.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Well that's why I button it because I always was
self conscious. My neck was too long when I was
growing up.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
And then Mike Glennon came along and made you feel
much better about yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Haven't a terrific caught up exactly?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
All right, old, I know that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But you know you are a Jalen Hurts hater. We
saw this.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You recently put out a QB rankings list. You had
Dak Prescott ranked at eight and Jalen Hurts ranked at nine.
So when did you decide you were going to get
into clickbait journalism?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yeah, yeah, I know, right, I know. I never in
that journalism. I am the one that's going to lead
you straight and down the right road. You know. I
would argue that there's a lot of other bs ers
out there. Okay, that are telling you some bs.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Why.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
First off, well, Jalen Hurts what he was what second
in football and turnovers last year, so yeah, hopefully he's
not turning over the ball in practice and it translates
to the regular season.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, but Jalen Hurts got further in the playoffs playoffs
than Dak last year, don't you.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Remember they went to the same round and they both know.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But Jalen Hurts the Eagles lost on Monday.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
The Cowboys lost on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So that's.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yes, I know, But Jalen Hurts is the quarterback of
an All Star team, so it's more embarrassing that way.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Okay, conversations embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
He goes to the Super Bowl, all right, and because
everybody thought he was the number one quarterback in football
that year, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
he's real good.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Because you're a terrible analyst.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, go exactly right.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
But to think he is better than Mahomes or Josh
Allen or Burrow, no way. So I I was just
I threw some water on that fire when people were
at me. This year, I make him number nine, and
I'm going to tell you too that I had more
people going, wait, you're too high on Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So sometimes in this job.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I think they just said you're too high, yeah, Jalen
Hurts point, they would have saying you too high.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, all right, you honestly that.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
But Dak Prescott's better, I'm sorry, Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, well all right, you want to talk about NFC
East quarterbacks.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, let's talk about Daniel Jones.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, you know people are saying he's a bad fit
for the Giants, But don't you think Daniel Jones is
a good fit.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean, aren't the Giants'.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Most successful quarterbacks overrated hacks who throw a bunch of
picks and rely on their defense to help them win championships.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Isn't that the way it's worked historically.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That's the blueprint. It's a blueprint. That's why we're a
better organization than the Eagles. It's it's I think that's why, right,
I mean, we got four super Bowls.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
They got one.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But yeah, uh, quarterback play, either Phil Simms or Eli
Minning has been good enough to get some super Bowl there.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So yeah, he's showing his biases.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
He's biased biased, we're objective, we are objective journalists. You know,
this is why you shouldn't be in this business.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Him. Okay, I will defend Daniel Jones. Not that I
think he's a superstar, but I think he's a lot
better than people realize their offensive line. As I tell
people all the time, it's not it's not like not good,
it's the worst.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's been the worst.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
It was historically bad last year and let up the
second most Saxony.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wouldn't you give up on life if you were having
to block Daniel Jones?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah? Exactly? Why? Why why they showing up the work.
I'm surprised they're even.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Then to Da Vito and everybody else there. It didn't
matter who was a quarterback.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
They didn't have no Tommy DeVito had some flat Tommy
way better.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, you know, you know, let's move
on because I'm already you know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Bias.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
All right, let's move the toua. You saw this story.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
He he came out swinging against his former Dolphins coach
Brian Flores. You know, he said Flores verbally abused him,
told him he sucked at football, didn't belong in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I don't see the problem here, do you?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I don't you agree with Flores here?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, I do think two is overrated.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I will say that.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I mean, as the highest paid guy on his football team,
he is one of the biggest questions we have in
a big football game that the Dolphins playing is like
can Tua throwing the cold weather? Can Tua throw the
ball effectively when the pockets collapsing on him?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yet he's the highest paid guy on the team. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
That doesn't make sense to me, right, And he's done well,
so I'm not trying to say that all together. He's
done a very good job. But again, that's a phenomenal
team and offense, all star offense around him, with maybe
one of the best play callers in football that he's
got to go along with it. I thought what he
did was below the belt. To Brian Flores, That's what
(15:58):
I would say. It was below the belt. You can
complain about your coaching, and I get that, and he
was too hard on you and all that, But when
you start to refer as the person being a horrible
person to me, that crosses a line or a bylaw
in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You're finally the oxygen is circulating there.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I know the topic.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You want us to get the way yep, Chris, everybody
you know why everybody's waiting. Yeah, of course we're talking
about the studding retirement of Nick Foles, super Bowl legend,
Eagles hero, Chris first ballot Hall of Famer correct.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yeah, no, not correct, Sorry about that. Not a no,
no hall of Fame, no ballot of Hall of Fame.
That's going anywhere. Nick Foles got some legendary moments. You're jealous,
you're jealous. Yeah, you know what is going somewhere? Yeah,
you're a wait, you're getting show?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, get out?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, good, you're up? Is he up the line? Jay?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Hang up the plow never having that clown on this
show again. His m O is m O F F
the show? Great one downy anyway, I don't forget Go
download the Fusco bad app now And.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
It's an m O R O N.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's a good one, Paul, He produce it. Jay, what
do you want corrections? What you said?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Damn Marina was a total loser who never amounted to anything.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, bro, such a disappointment.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Broll, That's that's an insane take. He holds tons of records,
and also he went to one Super Bowl and loss,
just like Jalen hurts.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna take you out to Marina
and drown you.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You'll be like a dolphin, spending the rest of your
life in the ocean. Bye bye?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
What?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
What? What?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Why do you think it's okay the Bucks player peede
on an old woman because that's a normal side effect
of sleep medication.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Happens all the time. Happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Bro, No, it doesn't happen all the time. In fact,
I've never heard of it happening.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, who needs sleep medication when they could just listen
to you?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
And you know what I've never heard of happening. You
touching a woman?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh great, you don Let's get at you.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What you said?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
The Eagles beat the Giants in Week twelve of the
nineteen ninety one season.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, bro, who can forget?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You you forgot the game took place during the nineteen
ninety season.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
You're off by a year.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well you're gonna be off allege after I push you.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You know what else should have taken place in nineteen nine?
Your mother's abortion.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Oh, I wasn't born in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh, shut up, nobody cares. But you know what they
don't care about, Tony listen to this. Just booked the
next week's show, recently retired Super Bowl legend Eagle zero
for his post retirement interview, Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Will be Yeah, I don't forget.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Rate and review the show on Apple Podcast by.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Straight Job. As always, Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
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Speaker 3 (00:28):
You know, we're gonna discuss the.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Staggering historical achievement by Jalen Hurts at training game.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Nobody's ever seen a training camp like this before.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, no, And we're gonna defend the Bucks player, you know,
who's being attacked for urinating on a passenger on a flight.
We'll tell you why this happens all the thing literally
happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And to discuss all this someone who has gained, you know,
some notoriety as a football analyst, not not nearly as
much as us as anyway, former NFL q BE Pro
Football Talk HOSG Chris Simms uh and you know people, Tony,
they were wondering coming up to us this week. You know, upset, Hey,
why do you guys take off the last couple of weeks.
(01:10):
You know, we didn't know what to think about sports
without you. Well, first of all, you know, a couple
of weeks ago, we got a call. It was from
Nick Foles. You know, he told us he was gonna retire.
So we said, you know what, Nick, you know, we're
just gonna take off that way and upstage you. So
you get the spotlight. And then uh, well the week
after that, Tony, we got COVID, both of me did.
(01:33):
And by the way, Tony, I still don't know how
that happened. I mean I thought I thought we got
rid of COVID, didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You, me too, you know, So when I started to
feel sick, I was like, this couldn't possibly be COVID.
So I got on the plane and go on vacation,
you know, as you should, as you should exactly. And
when I landed, the pilot and flight attendant looked at
me and they were like, do you have COVID? And
I said, no, that's impossible because I don't know anyone
(01:58):
who's been in the Orient, Rece or the Far East
or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And me too, I mean, yeah, very strange.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I mean, you know, unless yeah, unless you know, you.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Know, unless what.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Nothing never mind, never mind, Why don't you just mind
your own business?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Anyway, we got a lot to catch up on, so
let's just get right into it with our top story story. Obviously,
the big story, Jalen Hurts already turning ends this season,
setting a franchise record with two hundred and seventy three
straight fast attempts without throwing a single interception. All of
(02:40):
Eagles training camp so far is not even done, Tony,
and you know a lot of Baba morons they say
this doesn't matter because it's not the regular season, but
they don't get it.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
No, it's clearly so much harder to avoid throwing interceptions
in training camp because the defense knows all your plays
and they still can't intercept the ball. You know, when
you think about it, with Tom Brady and Drew Brees
with all that not throwing interceptions in the regular season games,
that really wasn't that impressive at all, not because the
(03:13):
defenses they played against didn't know the plays, so how
are they supposed to intercept the balls?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Just great points and analysis that, Dody, and we'll do
another big story involving Jalen's former teammate at Alabama Dolphins,
QLB to whatever his name is. Opening up about the
verbal abuse he suffered at the hands of former Dolphins
coach Brian Flores. Now Dor claims that Flora has repeatedly
told him he sucked at football. I didn't belong on
(03:41):
the team. And Dony, I don't see what the problem
here is, do you?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, first off, to a sucks, So there's that, there's
the second off. Look at the Dolphins history and the
biggest loser in their franchise history. Of course, I'm talking
about Dan Marine Marino. Yeah, his whole career, everyone's like, oh,
he's the goat, He's the best, incredibly accurate. No, that
loser never won anything. He never amounted to nothing, No
(04:09):
Super Bowls.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Terrific perspective, that, Dody.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And you know, I mean, look at a legendary coach,
like you know Buddy Ryan, right, yeah, father?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Do NFL coaches.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Never said anything positive about anybody?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I heard he used to routinely call his wife and
kids dumb, lazy, stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
For brains such a legendary motivator, yup.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
And you know who can forget nineteen ninety one, you know,
Week twelve Eagles playing the Giants, buddy Ryan turns to
Randall Cunningham and gives one of the all time great
pep talks. You know, he says to Randall, you know
you you non Hall of Famer. You fucking suck. You're
more talentless than mc hammer's backup dances. You don't belong
in Canton, you belong in Canada. You should go die.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And Randall what does he do?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He runs onto the field and has the game of
his life, leading the Eagles to victory thirty one.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
The thirty ain't over the Giant.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And look back. That was clearly the turning point for
the franchise. Twenty seven years later, the Eagles were champions.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Just so beautifully said that, Dody and uh oh well
to a very controversial story. Bucks offensive tackle Gazda Jeralis
is apologizing after it came out. Then on a recent flight,
he pulled out his genitals and urinated on a seventy
eight year old woman. Now, the flight crew says he
was upset about his seat assignment and whatnot, But Geralius
(05:31):
is saying that it was simply that he took some
sleeping medication and had a reaction.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And Tony, it's just so clear what happened here?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I mean, how many times have you taken you know,
sleeping medication and pissed on someone? Happens all the time,
happens all the time. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You know, a couple of weeks ago, while I had COVID,
I went on a cross country flight you know, as
you do, as you do, Yeah, and all the coughing
was keeping me in the other passengers awake. So I
took some sleeping medication and next thing you know, I'm
pissing on all the passengers, the flight attendants, and the pilot.
It happens all the time. Happens all that happens all
(06:08):
the time. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, yeah, we know why you're doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
People.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's you know, it's time for us to address obviously
the real big story of a beast story.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
For weeks, he's at his time to shine.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
But now we're finally gonna comment on the shocking and
sudden retirement of Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles.
Tony your thoughts on this emotional time?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Wow, where do I even start? Obviously a first ballot
Hall of Famer, in fact, you have to wonder if
the selection committee will waive the five year rule and
just put him in tomorrow. Frankly, I think they should
do the right thing and wave the entire voting process
since it's clearly not needed and just an insult to
think there even needs to be a vote.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I have nothing more to add that Doty just so
perfectly said, thank you, you know, but something that we
have to bring to your attention right now. You know,
the other day we went to go place our one
hundred percent lock NFL bets for the season, So naturally
we go to bet Jalen Hurts to lead the league
in passing yards.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But on the DraftKings website we go there. This is
true people, If you look up which qbs you can
bet to lead the league in passyards, Jalen Hurts is
nowhere on the list.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know. Maybe they won't let you bet it because
it's such a short thing.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Past the bait donty.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The only logical explanation, Well, don't worry, Babel, because you
could make that bet on America's fastest.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Growing betting app, fuscoll Bet.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Isn't that right, donting?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yep, Jalen Hurts hasn't thrown an interception all training camp,
which clearly means he won't throw an interception all year long.
Bet Jalen hurts to lead the league in passyards and
when it pays off, which it will, we will triple
your Fusco betting bucks lock boo.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
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on your phone. Okay, Tony, Well, now that we got
that out of the way, I see our guess coming
(08:21):
on the line. So let's bring him on the Fusco
satellite network.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Fusco satellite in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
All right, this guy, you know, he's made quite a
name for himself, Aden off the field more oft than on.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
But the former NFL QB played for the Bucks, Broncos Titans.
Let the Bucks do a playoff victory before a violent
spleen injury knocked thematic commission excuses, you know, Donny anyway, Yeah, yeah,
hold on, we're still doing your intro hold on anyway now,
you see him on NBC Sports.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
He's on pro.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Football talk hosts the podcast Unbuttoned. All right, let's bring
him in here. Here you go, Now you can talk
Chris Simms.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
No, hey, thanks, thanks for letting me talk. Okay over here. Yeah,
I know you guys got the Philly accent and your
Philly tough. I'm from Jersey. I speak your language, so
don't worry about it. And yeah, I am better off.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You sound like Kansas, Kansas, New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I mean, where are you from.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
You're funny, You're funny, and you got it wrong, you
kind of I lost my playoff appearance to the Washington
football team, so well we're.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Going to fire up researcher there he's an idiot.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah that actually you don't, come to think of it,
that makes more sense based on the trajectory of your career. No,
no offense though, you know, but hold on, wait on
the subject of Unbuttoned. Got to ask you before we
get this, what is up with the way you wear
your shirt? Has anyone ever told you, you know, you
look like you're a basis from ram.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, they haven't said that.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I do get people that wonder why the hell I
want to button it all the time and.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Do all that.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Well, it's clean. I like the way it looks. Right,
I'm on TV every day in one of these talking
head boxes, so I do like that. Right, It's kind
of given me, like it's my m O. That's what
I do, and like it started what I was more.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Like an O. Yeah exactly. Yeah, Yeah, you're one thing.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
I won't listen to either one of you on his
fashion Okay, that's for sure, you and your fashions.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
A football show. You're hosting the j Cruise Show over.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
All right, he wants to get into sports toty. Let's
let all right, Chris. Of course, you know the big
story of the offseason has everybody talking. Jalen Hurts franchise
record two hundred and seventy three straight training camp passes
without an interception. Believe how impressed are you with this
staggering accomplishment? Wow?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, put him in the Hall of Fame right there.
I mean translates hopefully it translates to the NFL season.
What I mean, like, no joke, Yeah, hopefully no.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Don't you understand in the NFL season that's less impressive
because the defense doesn't know the plays.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Here in training camp.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
The defense knows I can't pick them off.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, well he also knows what the defense is doing
and what they're.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay, No, he doesn't know because he's focused on the offense.
He doesn't study the defensive play. He's too busy doing that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I think I think the air goes one way down
away from your butt.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
In the top button brawl, you're cutting off the circulation brawl,
little circulation.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Well that's why I button it because I always was
self conscious. My neck was too long when I was
growing up.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
And then Mike Glennon came along and made you feel
much better about yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Haven't a terrific caught up exactly?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
All right, old, I know that.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But you know you are a Jalen Hurts hater. We
saw this.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You recently put out a QB rankings list. You had
Dak Prescott ranked at eight and Jalen Hurts ranked at nine.
So when did you decide you were going to get
into clickbait journalism?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yeah, yeah, I know, right, I know. I never in
that journalism. I am the one that's going to lead
you straight and down the right road. You know. I
would argue that there's a lot of other bs ers
out there. Okay, that are telling you some bs.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Why.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
First off, well, Jalen Hurts what he was what second
in football and turnovers last year, so yeah, hopefully he's
not turning over the ball in practice and it translates
to the regular season.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, but Jalen Hurts got further in the playoffs playoffs
than Dak last year, don't you.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Remember they went to the same round and they both know.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But Jalen Hurts the Eagles lost on Monday.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
The Cowboys lost on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
So that's.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yes, I know, But Jalen Hurts is the quarterback of
an All Star team, so it's more embarrassing that way.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Okay, conversations embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
He goes to the Super Bowl, all right, and because
everybody thought he was the number one quarterback in football
that year, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
he's real good.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Because you're a terrible analyst.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, go exactly right.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
But to think he is better than Mahomes or Josh
Allen or Burrow, no way. So I I was just
I threw some water on that fire when people were
at me. This year, I make him number nine, and
I'm going to tell you too that I had more
people going, wait, you're too high on Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
So sometimes in this job.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I think they just said you're too high, yeah, Jalen
Hurts point, they would have saying you too high.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, all right, you honestly that.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
But Dak Prescott's better, I'm sorry, Yes.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, well all right, you want to talk about NFC
East quarterbacks.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, let's talk about Daniel Jones.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, you know people are saying he's a bad fit
for the Giants, But don't you think Daniel Jones is
a good fit.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I mean, aren't the Giants'.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Most successful quarterbacks overrated hacks who throw a bunch of
picks and rely on their defense to help them win championships.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Isn't that the way it's worked historically.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That's the blueprint. It's a blueprint. That's why we're a
better organization than the Eagles. It's it's I think that's why, right,
I mean, we got four super Bowls.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
They got one.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But yeah, uh, quarterback play, either Phil Simms or Eli
Minning has been good enough to get some super Bowl there.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So yeah, he's showing his biases.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
He's biased biased, we're objective, we are objective journalists. You know,
this is why you shouldn't be in this business.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Him. Okay, I will defend Daniel Jones. Not that I
think he's a superstar, but I think he's a lot
better than people realize their offensive line. As I tell
people all the time, it's not it's not like not good,
it's the worst.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's been the worst.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
It was historically bad last year and let up the
second most Saxony.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wouldn't you give up on life if you were having
to block Daniel Jones?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah? Exactly? Why? Why why they showing up the work.
I'm surprised they're even.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Then to Da Vito and everybody else there. It didn't
matter who was a quarterback.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
They didn't have no Tommy DeVito had some flat Tommy
way better.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, you know, you know, let's move
on because I'm already you know.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Bias.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
All right, let's move the toua. You saw this story.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
He he came out swinging against his former Dolphins coach
Brian Flores. You know, he said Flores verbally abused him,
told him he sucked at football, didn't belong in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I don't see the problem here, do you?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I don't you agree with Flores here?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Well, I do think two is overrated.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I will say that.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I mean, as the highest paid guy on his football team,
he is one of the biggest questions we have in
a big football game that the Dolphins playing is like
can Tua throwing the cold weather? Can Tua throw the
ball effectively when the pockets collapsing on him?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yet he's the highest paid guy on the team. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
That doesn't make sense to me, right, And he's done well,
so I'm not trying to say that all together. He's
done a very good job. But again, that's a phenomenal
team and offense, all star offense around him, with maybe
one of the best play callers in football that he's
got to go along with it. I thought what he
did was below the belt. To Brian Flores, That's what
(15:58):
I would say. It was below the belt. You can
complain about your coaching, and I get that, and he
was too hard on you and all that, But when
you start to refer as the person being a horrible
person to me, that crosses a line or a bylaw
in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
You're finally the oxygen is circulating there.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I know the topic.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You want us to get the way yep, Chris, everybody
you know why everybody's waiting. Yeah, of course we're talking
about the studding retirement of Nick Foles, super Bowl legend,
Eagles hero, Chris first ballot Hall of Famer correct.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yeah, no, not correct, Sorry about that. Not a no,
no hall of Fame, no ballot of Hall of Fame.
That's going anywhere. Nick Foles got some legendary moments. You're jealous,
you're jealous. Yeah, you know what is going somewhere? Yeah,
you're a wait, you're getting show?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, get out?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, good, you're up? Is he up the line? Jay?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Hang up the plow never having that clown on this
show again. His m O is m O F F
the show? Great one downy anyway, I don't forget Go
download the Fusco bad app now And.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
It's an m O R O N.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's a good one, Paul, He produce it. Jay, what
do you want corrections? What you said?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Damn Marina was a total loser who never amounted to anything.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, bro, such a disappointment.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Broll, That's that's an insane take. He holds tons of records,
and also he went to one Super Bowl and loss,
just like Jalen hurts.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna take you out to Marina
and drown you.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You'll be like a dolphin, spending the rest of your
life in the ocean. Bye bye?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
What?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
What? What?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Why do you think it's okay the Bucks player peede
on an old woman because that's a normal side effect
of sleep medication.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Happens all the time. Happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Bro, No, it doesn't happen all the time. In fact,
I've never heard of it happening.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, who needs sleep medication when they could just listen
to you?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
And you know what I've never heard of happening. You
touching a woman?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh great, you don Let's get at you.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
What you said?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
The Eagles beat the Giants in Week twelve of the
nineteen ninety one season.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, bro, who can forget?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
You you forgot the game took place during the nineteen
ninety season.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
You're off by a year.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Well you're gonna be off allege after I push you.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You know what else should have taken place in nineteen nine?
Your mother's abortion.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Oh, I wasn't born in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh, shut up, nobody cares. But you know what they
don't care about, Tony listen to this. Just booked the
next week's show, recently retired Super Bowl legend Eagle zero
for his post retirement interview, Nick Foles.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Will be Yeah, I don't forget.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Rate and review the show on Apple Podcast by.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Straight Job. As always, Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
We'll see your people next week.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
See U.
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