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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Volume.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to Jenus and Jones on The Volume podcast Network.
It is Sunday, November twenty fourth. We got a great episode.
We're talking about the new Kendrick album. We're talking about
the weekend of sports, and we got dukie buy of
the weekend. As always, Jenus and Jones' hosted by Dragonfly
Jones aka.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Tyler my mother forgot Damn.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I hit it too hard? Okay, all right, John aka
Legit Thro.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm guarding b aka Mike, mother fucking mother fucking Mike,
and we're produce.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
As always by the lovely and talented Jackson's have Fundstard.
Some people calling for mustard, he said, we fella's boy
that I have heard the word mustard yelled by my
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eleven year old child upwards of one thousand times in
the last forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
If there is.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
One breakthrough moment already off that fucking album is the
way he yelled mustard out.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But your instant reactions to the new Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Album and uh, and what the last couple of days
has been like for y'all listening?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
My first reaction was, this is the most Los Angeles
ass album. Kendricks right, and it feels it feels like
a a seamless transition because you know from the beef
that he had with Trick, right, because he hopped out here.
His whole strategy was I'm going to attack how you're
not of the culture, but I'm of the culture, right,
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and after like not like us, it really pivoted specifically
to Kendrick saying, this is what being embraced by the
culture looks like. This is how much I love Los Angeles.
This is how much Los Angeles loves me.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And we saw that with the pop out, which is
just one of the most incredible moments in fucking West
Coast rap history, and we hear it on this album, Like,
you know, Jackson dropped the thread in the group chat
about how Kendrick found the you know, there's like mariachi
interludes all through the album and and that just that
just adds such a touch of Los Angeles to it, right,
And he found this the young lady who's doing those
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mariachi vocals because he was watching the daughter's game and
she was there for Fernando Valenzuela memorial night, and you know,
you hear the production on it and the production is
so la, right, it's that, it's it's it's the it's
the la sound that used to be the bass sound, right,
that that made that pivot. Yeah, exactly, the hype ship
where you know, right and you can you can you know,
(02:50):
give a lot of credit on us to Mustard for
that because Muster was the one who kind of made
the bass sound with the deep bass in the eighties sense.
He kind of made that, you know, the modern LA sound.
This's work he did with yg you know.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
For instance, Tyler, somebody tweeted, Kendrick really made an evil,
heypey album.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, that's exactly what it was. That's exactly what it was, right.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Like it feels you know, like I said, it feels
like a continuation of you know, because like I said,
it felt like not like us and the pop out,
those were like love letters to Los Angeles and some capacity.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
And that's what this album feels like.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It feels very much like Kendrick, you know, appreciating the love,
the support, how he's rooted in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
That's what this album feels like.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
What also is the evil part is like fuck y'all
niggas too. Yes, you know what I mean, like this
where I'm from, I'm about my niggas. I'm not concerned
with y'all other niggas, you know what I mean. And
that's a nigga that ain't from La, but who feels
that way about his niggas.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I fuck with that.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Fuck me, nigga, you know what I mean. Don't be
concerned with me, give a fuck about your niggas. And
that's a good way to live life. Good for him,
you know what I'm saying. I love that. I love
Toxic Kendrick. I love Toxic Kendrick. The vibes and this
shit were great. It's a fun album. I really feel
if you don't like this album, you just a hater.
Like I you know, like it's kind of like Good
(04:05):
Kid Mass City, where like if you don't like that this,
you know those other albums in between, but like Good Kid,
Mass City, damn this album or album. So I'm like,
if you don't like this album, I this is a
personality decision. I don't know if I like you as
a mother, you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't
know if we can hang type shit. You might be
a cool dude, but you just might not be my
type of nigga for real. You know what I'm saying, Like,
this is a this is one of those particular albums.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
It's just I don't see how you can't really connect
with this shit, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Like, and I feel like this is stamping something for me.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
We were talking about a little bit before it, Tyler,
you can get into it too, But like, I think
Kendrick is getting.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Really close to the goal, y'all.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
He getting really close for that.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
To me, I'm and this album, as good as it is,
it feels like he just dropped it on some humbug
shit like here, Like he didn't even have the features
listed till two days.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
After it dropped.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
It dropped at like nine to thirty am West Coast time.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Nigga.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Nigga's eating lunch in New York. Fuck numbers all that shit, Nigga,
it ain't.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Got for a holiday week off right.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Right right, even other shit he had would have, like
at least mercy.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Ain't no merch nothing attached to it, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm gonna name this bitch after Old School and throw
this out for the That's a real nigga move, bro,
And only a person at a particular level could do
that and and change niggas days. He dropped this album
in niggas days changed. I got the weekend is different now, Okay,
Kendrick Drop.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I went.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I went to the barbershop on Friday, and I was
walking into my niggas was playing Larry June my barber
you know, and the niggas in there.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
He's playing Larry June, and nobody knew Kendrick could drop yet.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
I'm like, yo, y'all know, Kendrick Drop, right, nigga, I'm
talking about something. You know what I'm saying, Nigga, I
gotta see some real La niggas. I'm you know, he
ain't Inglewood nigga. You know what I'm saying, Like real,
Let the niggas in here for the first time and
see how spiritual their motherfucking album was for them.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Bro, these niggas might as well have been in church. Dog.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
You feel what I'm saying. It's like, Bro, I love
the album. I love what it did for the folks
out here in La. But you know what I'm said,
I love what it said for them. You know, It's
It's a beautiful piece of work for something that I
feel like he just dropped that motherfucker on some like
fuck it, you know what I mean, That's dropped his
motherfucking nine thirty M specific standard time.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Good fuck crazy, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Do you want to address John's statement about Kendrick's proximity
to goat status.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh, I'm I'm super high on Kendrick, bro and I've
been here for years. This isn't some prisoner of the
moment shit just because of this incredible twenty twenty four
he's had. But yeah, I've like there's I've got a
few quote unquote hash mark takes about Kendrick. I think
he has the best desography of any West Coast rapper ever.
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I think he's flat out the best rapper to ever
come from the West Coast. If we're talking straight up lyricism,
I think I don't think anyone's touching them in that
realm and Kendrick's Kendrick's one of those like I've got
like a handful of rappers who I've listened to, and
I'm like, when this guy is at his peak, i
think he might be the best rapper ever for the
verse or so that I'm listening to him and Kendrick's
(07:08):
one of them, right, Like I think it's Kendrick, Like
that second verse on fear Bro, who has ever rapped
better than that?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Who has ever fucking rap better than that?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Then another guy who I have on that tier is
black thought, like that funk flex freestyle, who the fuck
has ever rapped better than that? Three the Ausand isn't
that category for me? Like the the part on quimin
I on the title track on that when the beat
comes back and he kills that shit?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Who has ever rapped better than that? And I would
think the other one who like.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Wraps out this is for me is Loupe Like you
listen to Mirro went in for fucking eight minutes like,
and Kendrick is on that tier for me, Like I said,
when he's one of those guys who when I listen
to him, really be on the shit, really blackout, I'm like,
I don't know if anyone has ever flat out been
a better rapper than this.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
And then he has a superstar shit like you know
some of them people that had a superstar quality, Like
he got that superstar quality, you.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
And it's just interesting, like none of his outms mimic
the other like there might be pieces of them, you
know what I mean. But this, this, this, every album
could have been a totally different rapper, you know what
I'm saying, And they all fucking slap Like the last.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
One was straight art.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
See you know what I'm saying, Like straight art that
she could have been a fucking play nigga. The one
before that, damn was like I'm gonna show y'all I
can nigga. I could beat Drake if I wanted to.
But I don't give a fuck about that type ship nigga.
I'm gonna make nothing but slaps on this bitch.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
You know what I'm saying. In this joint right here,
it's like, you know, fuck these niggas. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
He starts off Nigga, he's he came in Snoop Lightweight,
not really you feel me? And Snoop said, yeah, it
was the edible, it's my nigga, like you feel me?
Like it was just the most conflict averse like Snooper
like I'm called him out on that though because I
was some but also but as he called Snoop out,
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and Snoop was a nigga that gave him the crowd.
You remember that moment, crowd watching that ship. Nigga that
this what is that drop? Like this weekend of Snoop
re asserting that Kendrick is the king of the coats.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
You know what I'm saying, lightweight when it Wayne Wayne
to get too personal, bro, because really all he said
was whatever, nigga, Like, you know what I'm saying, Like
you if you if you.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Feel some way about my hartwork, I earned this ship.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
I love him standing on that nigga, but he said
he didn't really distrust you, just said whatever, which niggas
need to say.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Whatever. I love that, niggas. Whatever.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
You know what I'm saying, Nigga, feel how you feel, Nigga,
ain't my mother fucking business.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
I love it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Like there's something really special about this dude like that
that it doesn't seem like you can just put it
in the words, and it's man, you can.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
You can just feel it in the in the fucking music.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
But gee, it's just crazy how every album is so different,
but they all touch you, and they all touch you
in different ways.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
But it's just just special.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I think.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I think Tyler hit on something though that that you
clarified too, John, which is you would put him at
the highest level of lyricism and art at everything else.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And John, You're right.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
The other people you would really put up there with him,
they weren't changing everything. They weren't the only thing the
whole country was talking about for three or four days
after they dropped an album. And he's He's done this
incredible magic trick of And when does this ever happen
in music, that someone reaches superstar status without looking like
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they're going for it, Like Bob Dylan, like you know
what I mean, like maybe, like you know, even like
the sex Pistols are these counterculture figures you could tell
there was a like obsession with fame and status and stuff.
And Kendrick has pulled this thing off where it's like
he's at the he's doing the super Bowl, he has
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the biggest album, he has the biggest song, and yet
you don't feel like he compromised anything or even that
he's all that excited about it. But he's managed to
be the most famous guy and say he doesn't like
being literally only Drake likes being famous without sounding like
a hippo crit and that is such an impossible thing
(11:02):
to pull off that we really, like, I don't know
how many people you could say have done that across
genres in music history.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
The nigga didn't put the biggest song on the album.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
That motherfucker change like that was like a sonic mel
was a fucking h bomb, you know what I'm saying,
of a fucking song, and he leaves it off this
motherfucker like like who moves like that? Who has a
song that's record breaking? And it's like, I'm leaving that
over there. Nigga didn't even mention the nigga's name and
(11:35):
this shit. I think when he was trying to he
would always bleak the motherfucker out or Paul, you know
what I'm saying, Like the Nigga's like, bruh, we must
that dude is different.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Well, I'll say this, not like us being not being
on the album gives credence to a deer that I'm
buying that he's got another album coming.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
It's a mixtape. A lot of people are saying it,
and it makes sense to me go ahead.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
And yeah, and and and you know, of course, you know,
I don't want to be the guy just going off vibes.
But I feel like nowadays, the way you distinguish a
mixtape from an album is vibes.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's because, you know, it's not like what we would
call a mixtape in two thousand and two, where it's
just rappers rapping on other rappers beat right, quote unquote mixtapes.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
They are all original production, you know what I mean, And.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You just kind of have to have a feel like, Okay,
is he really going for the charts on this or
is he just rapping? And it feels like he's just
really rapping on this shit, you know what I mean.
It feels like this, Like you know, you mentioned how
every album from him is different. It feels like every
album kind of has has an overarching theme, and it
feels like the overarching theme on this album was just
y'all ain't fucking with me. I still got it, bro,
I just need to you know, I'm gonna empty this
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clip and I'm gonna lock back in.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
That's what it felt like to me. It felt like
an olde to the West.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'm gonna get I'm gonna take this moment and really, yeah,
this is for us, nigga, you feel me?
Speaker 7 (12:49):
It's for my niggas, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
And then he go, you know, and also like like
there's just like you said, there's no merch none of
that shit, Like there's none other shit that's set up,
Like can you Kendrick with no vinyl? Like nigga, my age,
Adrew is sick, like where the fucking vinyl at? Like
I said, Age, like a nig nigga went straight to
the ain't no vinyl and shit, you know what I'm saying.
He the one that really tipped me to like yo,
(13:12):
people saying it's a mix tape, it might be a mixhae,
because I went to look for the vinyl wasn't there.
So a lot of shit ain't makes sense because like
I said, he's the biggest Kendrick fan I know as
a nigga that lives in La, in those La niggas,
he's the biggest Kendrick fan that I know. So he
like and he's saying like this don't feel like a
normal kindred drop. And also there's certain songs that are
like like you know, like the Joint that sound like pop,
the Joint that sound like you know, like that that
(13:33):
that's mixtape vibes. Yeah, that's mix tape vibes where it's
like it's it's more derivative than you would think of
Kendrick song as usually, you know what I mean, whereas
another song that feels like the other rappers. We've never
felt that in Kendrickson albums before. So like, yeah, man,
it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, you know, besides the whole vibes thing, there's a
few tangible reasons that lead me to believe that are
and an album, another album is coming. For one, there's
not not like Us isn't on there on there, and
you don't leave a monster single like that loose, right,
You're gonna do that on some shit and cash out
some more off it, right. And two Heart Part six
is on it, And if you're Kendrick fan, you know
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the heart. Whenever he drops a heart, that means the
album is coming a few weeks later. That's the goddamn
bad signal that I'm about to drop some new shit, right,
And for him to have the Heart Part six on
the actual album, you think that, yeah it is. It's
fucking incredible. We can talk about that too. It makes
me think that there's another album coming. And also super
Bowl bro Like, it's just bad business. It is malpractice
(14:29):
if you do not if you're a Super Bowl performer
and you do not drop some new material close or
on that very night, Right, I just did not see him.
That's fucking eight figures you're leaving on the table if
you don't maximize that.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
You know what I mean? It is.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Listen, bro, bro Like, if you are a performer at halftime,
if you are if you are the topic of discussion
in any capacity on Super Bowl Sunday, you need to
have some shit in the clip.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Bro Like.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We saw what Beyonce did last year. She didn't even
perform Nigga.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
It was Usher.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
She was in the discussion by she knew that the
discussion was gonna be after Usher performed. Usher and biass
that's it. Last of a dying breeth from a different area.
Those are the only two piers. She knew she would
be in that discussion during Super Bowl Sunday, and she
dropped her album.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Right.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
If you at the top of a discussion during Super
Bowl Sunday and you do not drop some some some work,
that's best malpractice, bro.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
And I'm not fumbling like.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
That, Adrew says.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Some niggas talking about like he trying to like he's like,
because he's doing the super Bowl, he's gone, he's trying
to garner attention to shit. I'm like, and that's the
point I brought with, he's trying to like maximize I
don't know, some shit, eat some lame ass shit. But
I was like, bro, like, if he was trying to
really pip the moment, he would have dropped this motherfucker
(15:40):
on the super Bowl, like you know what I'm saying,
the weekend of or right after that motherfucker you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Like that's so I was like, that don't make no sense.
That's why I feel like this ship right.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Here on a random ass Friday morning before the wee
wee get Thanksgiving, it's just like, yo, like this is
the most I'm not really tripping off this ship.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Way you could dropped the album.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
You know what I mean, in the middle of the
day on East Coast.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Come on, there have been people intern that is playing
too about potential second album. Is in the trailer there's
two cars instead of not just one car. And also
the audio from the trailer is not good on the album.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I think obviously in the streaming era, the difference between
a mixtape, an album length mixtape and an album is
like blurrier and blurrier.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
But it's just it's just vibs.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
It's it did you lock in just because you want
to wrap or did you lock in because you wanted
to make an album and singles and things that you
can tour off and all that, right, but it's really
just vibes. Does it feel like an album?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
You know?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
And it is worth noting in this era where streaming
is the that's how ninety nine percent of people are
listening to music. It got forty four million streams in
the first seven hours just on Spotify, and it currently
has the top seven spots on the US Spotify streaming.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Chart mixed from what could be a mixtape.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Also one thing too is when he drops albums, just
always crazy visuals of Social traded with it.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
And he dropped this like like the.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Not like Us Joined to had like like what three
seconds of one of the songs that was that it
was a second, Yeah, squabble Up. He got three second,
like like thirty seconds of squabble Up maybe on that
And we've seen no other visuals for this album.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
But we don't see that from Kendrick albums, you know
what I mean. So we'll see.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Did you see the reporter asking the reporter who is
very underqualified to be talking to DeMar Derozen about that album,
asking him about that.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
The poor son of a bitch?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
He was like, you know, he was like, oh, a
surprise album from from from Kendrick. You know you had
a chance to listen to it yet, you know, And
Damar's like, yeah, I've been listening to it for a
couple of weeks, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Like I'm this comp I'm DeMar. Yeah, like I've had that,
I've had the album.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
But he he said something about like the reporter said
something like, oh, but the snippet you know that was
out before wasn't on it and tomorrow was like, it's
the second song. It's called squabble Up. It's on there.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Like just.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Look like the look of cold disdain on his face
was so fucking funny.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Aff sentum.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Man.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Okay, question for y'all favorite song currently off of the
album Slash Mixtape.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Oh, I really loved Squabble Up.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I know that might be the easy answer since we
had that snippet since July fourth, I really loved squad
because I feel like they cut off the best fucking
part the sample that they lifted it from, Like that
was fucking incredible.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
I do I love TV OFF. That's my favorite right now.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Bro, Yeah, I really love TV OFF and hey, now
is fucking incredible. Like bro, like I had to go
sit in the whip and turn that motherfucker on. When
I heard how deep they made a ways of saying,
I was like, yeah, let me let me go hop
in the whip.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
But this motherfucker on that ship is tough too. Bro,
you have the right.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Card for listening to this.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Two twelves in the back of that bitch was twelve.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
The back nigga, I know from the back.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
God. Yeah, I'm fucking with Gloria. I like the vibe glory.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I will say I knew he was talking about his
pen the moment he called it a woman, Like, I'm like, like,
we don't. I really feel like rappers should just dud
just be vulnerable and talk about an actual woman. We
don't need more songs dedicated to your pen, you know
what I mean? Like it's a fire song, but like
I know what's happening. That's when you when you like
have that like reveal in the end. I knew that,
(19:37):
you know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
It's it's But yeah, I do like the song, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I like Scis.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
I like, you know, the feature with most songs that
had says in them. But yeah, I'm fucking with tv OFF.
I like Dodger, Bluetoo man feel a particular way, that
feel a particular way I put up them.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah, and and the whip.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
You know what I'm saying, Like, Oh, that's some real
fuck these niggas ship, you know what I mean, Like
I really love them.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I really love it.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Even if you're talking about me, I still fuck with
the energy nigga, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Fuck these niggas. But my niggas, you know what.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You do travel past the ten though, I can confirm
you traveler.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Yeah, when I put my niggas on and and shit,
I was past the ten bro, you feel me?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
I was the were like yo, it was.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
So cool seeing them, Like I said, Kendrick, drop these niggas.
There was a particular moment where it almost looked like fear,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
There was like a look of like.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Like like Kendrick like like Nigga, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
You know what I'm saying, Like all North from Saint
Louis too, you know what I'm saying, Like how the
fuck I ain't know you know what I mean, Like
you know what I'm saying. So that that was but gee,
like seeing them play that motherful up, you know what
I'm saying, Like hearing the songs for the first time,
like the Straight and we mentioned his ship in the
Streets and all that shit that they from that they
been you know what I mean, It just feel a
different way you feel me.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
So that was dope to see.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
That's why I was talking to Vinnie about that, like
you you know, you could take it for granted growing
up in southern California or be your confident or whatever
about It's like when he's talking about seeing Aliens on Rosekrantz,
I was like, you are on Rose Crantz.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Like you know, like that's like it's just like that's different.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You have to it was like you have to appreciate
that that it is like when you're lucky enough to
actually have the context of what you know people are
talking about.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Also, I just loved that there was he had like
a was it not? The genus is one nineteen eighty seven? Right, Yeah,
I love Like I told y'all, like the sign that
somebody has made made it in life is not like
you can get a poorshe brand new body all that shit.
If you got an old school I'm like, congratulations to
that man. You know what I'm saying, Like, damn, you
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did it. You did it, nigga. Like to me, like
old schools are, Like I remember I was talking agent
about this shit.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Remember I was in. I took a photo of when
I was in. I remember I was in.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
After I went to d r C and shit like
that Kenya and d r C. They carried one of
the head chief around on their shoulders. They had like
a little I'm like, that's the old school to me.
When I looked when I when I saw him, I'm like, damn,
he got his old school Like that's how you know
what I mean, Like you know what I mean, that's
his version of you feel me Like, no, that's what
it is.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Carried on people's back is pretty old school.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah, yes, but like I'm like, damn, Like for me,
like that's your throw like you you on your throne, right, now, nigga, Like,
that's a really that's the sign of making it to
a country nigga like me, you feel me so just
seeing him like I don't know, bro, that it just
made me feel a particular way, you know, him standing
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on that motherfucking old body, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I remember you had a hilarious but very insightful and
very truthful tweet about how during the Rick Ross and
Drake beef when Rick Cross pointed out how Drake didn't
have any old schools and you were like, he got
all that money, they ain't got an old school.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
He might be a white man. I don't remember that,
but that's.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Because look, bro, also real shit, I feel like I
feel like him naming his album that and having the
old School on the cover, that that's a bit more
of him digging his feet into the culture. Because I
feel like I feel like, Bro, I feel like, especially
if you're black, you have a dream old school that
you have won since you were a kid.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Nigga.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my shit was a was a was
a late nineties early two thousand's elder out or not.
I got that motherfucker. Yeah, And I feel like you
know your your old school. What you like as an
old school tells me so much about who you are.
If you tell me you a box chevy old school,
I'm like, Okay, this motherfucker thinks two thousand and seven
Gucciese is the greatest motherfucker to ever walk to work, right, Like,
I know so much about you just off your old
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What is your dream old school?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
If you're if you're an eighty seven Monty Carlo, dude,
I know exactly the type of dude you are, you
know what I mean? Like and and I think, like
I said, I think that Kendrick having you know, probably
his dream old school on the cover, I think that's
him digging into the coach a little bit more because,
like I said, that speaks to motherfuckers who know, Bro, Like,
if you have a dream old school car, we know
exactly the type of person you are really based on
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that car.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Bro, I do want that ninety nine range overt or
the one that Nelly Knaves had in Belly with the
motherfucking ribbon on that bitch.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
It's all old school shit that I want.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
If I really got the bread, nigga, it's gonna be
a it's gonna be none but old shit.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Tyler as a classic car possessor. What are your what
do you think the GNX? What do you think a
grand National says about Kendrick that that's his That's just
it's funny that you guys are bringing up everything I
wrote down to like make sure we talked about also,
but what do you give me your armchair analysis of
what that says?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I feel like, if you're tapped in with a motherfucking
gn X, you're someone who was really under the wings
of like your ogi's of like your uncles and shit like, Like,
I don't think you found out about that car on
your lonesome as an eleven year old, right, Like you
had something, you had an older mentor figure in your
life whatever capacity, family, friends or whatever, who puts you
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onto that ship. And I think and and and and
you know, Kendrick gets talked about that ship all the
time in his music, about like how he was by
his uncles and ship. So I think that's probably where
his love for that came from.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
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uh SoundBite?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
I love seeing Mustard enjoying I love he walked away.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
It's probably like the eleven thousand.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Times he'd heard it that day.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
He was a man, you know, but he's enjoyed it
for so good.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
He's having a moment. So I like mustard. Yeah, man, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
That feels like for sure a cool vain Kendrick did
as a friend, because I feel like we've all had
that friend who we just give them an annoying ask,
greet and whenever.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
We see right. So yeah, man, I feel like that
was some real bro shit right there for Kendrick.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
All right, squeeze agents, but cheeks, I'm an annoying friend.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Uh, You're an annoying friend in the best way I
can confirm that.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
But making yelling mustard go viral would be some ship
that you wouldn't do.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I like the My favorite one was that someone did
a painting.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It was probably Ai or whatever, but I'm gonna in
my head is a real painting of of a thing
of mustard yelling Kendrick.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
That was my favorite. That was my favorite one I
saw so far.
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Speaker 2 (29:58):
Today we had spinning out of the out of the
the Kendrick drop. We had a we had another fierce battle.
This is probably one of the saddest things I've seen
on Twitter.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
But let me bring it up just to make sure
that I am talking about No, I'm talking about that
would be a massacre.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I'm talking about a similar I'm talking about a similar dynamic,
but with our own Dragonfly Jones.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh God, like we can discuss it, but I don't
want to mention Homie by now.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Okay, all right, okay, all right. Anyway, someone says some'th
dumb to Tyler, and Tyler mad him look stupid.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
You see when you said they reposted the picture of
its like the call is coming from the house. A
purple ass told bitch, what the fuck you say that? Motherfucker?
I ain't never seen that in leads. They don't see
that motherfucker on on the side, nigga.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Motherfucker was purple with lilac undertone. You got the motherfucking nerve, nigga.
You got that motherfucker from an x on nigga.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I mean, the sad part of that is is bro
I didn't say shit to that man.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I was talking about how I was gonna enjoy the.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Kendrick be mad because you happy, grown ass, and he
only did that because Drake is his daddy, his favorite rapper,
and he got embarrassed.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
And I'm going to enjoy the dude who embarrassed him, grown.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Ass, forty six year old man hopping out here getting
into internet fights over a rapper who doesn't know he exists,
who he's ten years older than how that motherfucker ten
years older than you and he you're big bro.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
You doing dummy missions fun that nigga crashing out? Nigga.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
You so crashed out today, nigga because your ass cooked them.
I said that shit the age you're like, look at this, nigga,
let's just get into the analytics shopping.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Look at the numbers in comparison. He jumped up, Nigga,
his ass whop.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Nigga.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
Should have shut your motherfucking mouth up.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Nigga. God damn.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
But like I said, if you don't like that album,
you might be a weird ass nigga. I don't fuck
with that that you know, bro stamps I have.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I have never in my life seen anyone who was
anti Kendrick. I mean, I'm sure there's people who's like, yo,
kindrich just sayt my coup. See, that's fine everything for everybody.
I've never seen anyone who was anti put Kendrick down.
Y'all really like this this music shit shit is transfer.
I've never seen anyone who is anti Kendrick to the
point where they attack and criticized Kendrick's music where there
wasn't an ulterior motor behind it where they weren't a
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Drake stand or a cold stand, because if you approach
Kendrick from an unbiased perspective, the motherfucker is undeniable.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Bro At minimum, you respect it.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
The talent, and yes a minimum, you understand the greatness
even if you that's not your favorite rapper, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Like it's just gonna seem like a weird analogy, but
stay with me for a second. It's very similar to
me to the Simpsons in that there's he's offering something
up for people who only want a good hook and
like one catchy line that they can repeat in like
captions or whatever. And he's also doing something or to
stick on a higher level. And so I think that's
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where it's like he's intentionally or not, he's hitting every
level of music fan in a way that very few
things do right like we you know, you could go
back to Shakespeare. That's what That's why Shakespeare survived is
dick jokes and the modern structure of storytelling, you know
what I mean, Like it's doing it's operating on both levels.
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I feel like from the Good Kid, Mad City forward,
Kendrick has always done that. You know, it's if all
you like, for sure, but I mean in terms of
like like breaking contain of people who listen to pop music.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Not even just like rap fans, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (33:39):
I feel like hold up on Section eighty is still
a top five minutes, it might be top three nigga.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Like I still remember the first time I heard him
perform that.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Bits Live and the Mother that we were at the
The Fader four Big crazy Crazy literally lost my fucking mind,
well three minutes, however long it was play anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
But to Tyler's point there, I mean there's there's like
meaningful critiques of Kendrick, Like I still laugh as a
huge Kendrick fan. I laughed my ass off at the
Kendrick is Gonna kill him with alien voice baby voice,
and like.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
That was fucking funny as fuck, and like, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Be talking about some real ship using the voice. Like
what he talked about is how many homies he lost.
I actually thought that's an interesting voice to you, you
talking about losing homies, Like you know what I'm saying,
Like it's he he yeah, but it's I don't know gee,
Like yeah, still Kendrick, he lands to playing every time you're.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, anything you guys have anything else on the album
or does the chat have anything else.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Before we talk a little bit of sports ball.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
The chat is is just big fans their favorite songs.
I feel like are the Heart part six?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
And we ain't even talk about the Heart part Yeah,
go ahead, bro, I thought I thought it was beautiful.
We all know that there was an amicable split between
t D and Kendrick, you know, and and and we
for sure found that out last summer.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
We shaw saw how hard TD.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I felt like it was not quite amicable the entire time. Yeah,
but they figured it out.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
It felt like the main reason Kendrick got out of
it was because they were sitting on his work too long.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
That's that's what it felt like.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
But but during the battle, we saw a punch, We
saw fucking you know, ab and and and school Boy
going hard for him on Twitter, right, and we saw
that the love was still there. And and I thought
that it was that the Heart Part six. I thought
that was a really beautiful Yeah, yeah, yeah, very beautiful.
Self orwar A letter to is to his old TD
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label mates, where you know, I'm glad he didn't fucking
let Drake even think he did something by calling his
ship Heart part six. He's like, no, Nigga, this's the
real Heart part six, and you know, and I feel
like he's rubbing it in in fucking you know Drake's
face again, like I'm gonna talk to my real friends
here something you might not know anything about.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Right, big ash Nigga? Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, And and I really loved how how he walked
us through, how how amicable display was. My favorite thing
was him giving Ab soles flowers because yeah, because because
I think my favorite moment at the pop out was
when he brought Ab on there for for six sixteen
in La and all he did was put his hand
on abs shoulder and rapped it like, Nigga, do you
hear me?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
I hope I made you proud with this ship. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Because he said himself, Ab is one of the dudes
I always try to impress my pen because Bro, we
were there and this was a legitimate discussion where it
was like Kendrick, yeah, yeah, we were like Kendrick might
be the best artist on TV, but I don't know
if he can outrap AD And that was a legit.
Speaker 6 (36:44):
Discussion, was a fuckingible and he rapped his app nigga, Bro,
like I was me and A you were talking about
that particular part with app we drove when we drove
the New Orleans right the same I think the way back.
On the way back, Dom Kennedy dropped the Yellow album,
you know what I mean. And so but on the
way down, I listened to AB for eleven hours. Nigga,
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I read a control system, Pinteal Glen Nigga.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
That ship got fucking two.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
Nigga, Nigga, what nigga I'm talking about?
Speaker 7 (37:22):
Br Like he went crazy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (37:25):
So I love that people don't know me. I mean,
I mean his other projects haven't lived up to that.
You know, I don't want to take it away from
but you know what I mean, that was a It's
hard to live up to something that is perfect. That
was a perfect fucking album, bro, you know what I mean. So, yes,
it was. It was a legitimate argument and it was
you know, it was real, bro. We we we heard
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the raps, Nigga, that motherfucker was rapping his ass ass
off and he was. And also like we we would
hear like the battles of him battling like the best
battle rappers. You know, what I'm saying, like and like
going head to head to head with these niggas, like
it was crazy, bro, Like he was special, So it
makes sense. But I just I just like the fact
that them niggas went separate ways and it's still love
from top to bottom, you know what I mean. Like
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we had our little shit like, but yo, it's you're
still my nigga.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
We might be on different teams, but you had to
go do your own thing.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
But when it when it comes down to it, nigga,
I got your back, you got mind.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
It's still all love. You feel me. I love that.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Sometimes shit be going that type way, nigga, that happened,
but it's the fact that it's still love there is.
Speaker 7 (38:27):
That's that's some real nigga shit. That's beautiful, bro. I
love that.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
And he gave them all the respect, you know what
I'm saying, spoke so highly them, you know what I'm saying.
So yeah, And I think school Boy had the first
smash on TD too.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Right then he was a last person.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
He was a last person getting the rapping, but he
had the first joint with him in What's It Hands
on the Wheel?
Speaker 7 (38:48):
First chart talking joints.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, so like he was showing love
Like I love that, bro, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (38:55):
So beautiful? All right.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
The Washington Commanders.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Recently welcomed our own Dragonfly Jones back into fandom, and
it appears that they got complacent with Tyler's fandom because
today they lost in one of the most spectacular ways
I've seen a football team lose, which is that they
had what seemed to be a miraculous comeback to for
US overtime eighty six yard touchdown just a few seconds left.
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They then missed the extra point, then tried the onside,
which was then returned for a touchdown to lose in
an ugly, heartbreaking fashion shoot to the yeah yes to
the Dallas Cowboys, which I will say, at least this
did knock the Cowboys from I think the third draft
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pick out to the out of the top ten because
they won this game, so there is a little bit
of immediate revenge.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
But Tyler, are the Commanders being too complacent?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Are they taking you for granted after this recent return
to fandom?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
That loss was That's that's the exact shit type of
shit I was trying to avoid that is exactly how
that fuck you lose the guy that you missed the
motherfucking extra point and then you get a motherfucking off
side kick ran back on you. I've never seen no
shit like that ever in my life in a football game.
I've never seen an all sidekick return for a touchdown.
And it's wild because right like I said, Okay, if
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y'all beat Carolina, I'm back on board. Since they beat Carolina,
they are motherfucking too.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Since since you got on the internet and said that
you're a fan again, yeah, yep, they are two and three.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Since it's a hot back on after being let me see,
after being one, after being five and two, they're now
two and three, and bro, and they have and and
after aftering like thirty five a game, they haven't hit
twenty eight. Since I've hopped on board, it's just been
bro like, like everyone's saying, yeah, you should have expected
the second half, you know, Cliff Kingsbury fall off, which
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looks like a yearly tradition. Now, I mean, I'm not
going to push back on that until he you know,
ramps this shit up again. But Bro, it's like dog,
this is the exact type of ship I wanted to
avoid as soon as I came back, as soon as
I got back on that narcotic They're giving me some bullshit.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
They trying to kill me.
Speaker 7 (41:11):
That left the game and they came back from.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Like one the motherfucking world series of worried super Bowl
this season.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
But yeah, bro, it's just.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
I mean, it feels like like I'm not even upset
because this is just how Washington Football does me.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
It's what I'm used to.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
But like I said, at the same time, I didn't
sign up for this but all but also at the
same time, it's all I know, So I'm not that strong,
you know.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
At the same time.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
That motherfucker. But yeah, man, I just dog, I don't know.
I don't fucking know. I can never get a good
read on this team.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Let me give you the let me give you the
silver lining. It's a rookie quarterback.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
That's clearly that also clearly was playing through an injury
for a couple of the weeks of the of that
two and three stretch you talked about. I I hear
what people are saying with the Cliff Kingsbury shit, but
I you're if you look at week zero, what could
Jade and Daniels show you this season You've already surpassed
a best case scenario for like, oh, we got one, which,
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as we know in the NFL, that's the that's everything
you need.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
So I would like, for example, I would rather be
in your shoes right now almost and in the Niners shoes,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Like, yeah, but y'all.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Got one, and that's right, Like that's that's what so
much of the game is about. But I hear you, bro,
it definitely feels a little bit like Lucy in the football.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, just different, man, How you feeling as a as
I mean, you know of folks our age who especially
you know for you who is a Niners fan?
Speaker 5 (42:47):
The Packers ar rivals to you? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Packers to me are the team that I The Packers
and the Cowboys the teams that I hate the most
and like beating the most.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Yes, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
And if you're a nineties kid, you know it was
real deal wars with him for Super Bowl bits right, So.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Like Tarrell Owens will be a like one of my
favorite players ever for this For the Steve Young, I
think it was a ninety eight wild card Steve Young
to Tarrell Owens where he just stood up after catching
the game when he touched on and it was already sopping.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Like that was just like, yeah, fuck the Packers, Bro, how.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Does it feel taken?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
And this was such a goofy loss, y'all took like
Jordan Left had what ninety eight yards past.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
And some shit like yeah, but it was the It
was the most lopsided game in the history of the Niners,
the biggest margin.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
Yeah yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
I just I knew.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
And here's the worst thing, Tyler too, And I know
you'll identify with this, Like you know, I was coaching
on Sundays for the first like good chunk of the
football season that I work on the weekends for the
most part. This is the first game I've been able
to sit down and watch with Vinnie from start to finish,
and I just knew all week Bro, everyone's hurt. Like
the quarterbacks hurt, the backup quarterbacks, the dude no one's
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ever heard of.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
The receivers are all hurt. Devo doesn't look good.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Christian McCaffrey had double achilles tendon nitis. I'd ever ever
heard of that shit, we had lineman missing, you know,
we had when at one point when Diamodor Lenora went
out of the game. Today we had one defensive starter
who started for us in the playoffs last year, which
was Fred Warner. Everybody else that was back was out
with injuries. So, like I knew coming in we were
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gonna take it on the chin. But it's the NFL,
So it's that like the Panthers could put a scare
in the Chiefs, the you know, anyone could put a
scare in the Lions. Like that's just how the league goes.
And so I was hoping it would be one of
those games. And it did not feel good to answer
your question. Felt horrible.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
And all my friends, all my friends who were Packers fans,
you know, texting me.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Go Pat go blah blah blah. It was It was
not fun. I did not enjoy myself. Yeah, no silver
lining from maiden.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yeah. Where are you at with the Niners?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Man?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I mean, I think they're for sure out of the
run this season. But I think the biggest story is
is what is that championship window looking like?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
And the difficult the thing is this is going to
be the off season where if you're Brock perty and
his agent, You're going to the Niners, going he's not
about to play out the last year of his rookie
year of the rookie deal, Like you got to do
this shit right now. But the truth is, and I'm
a I'm a Brock fan, But the truth is, one
of the things that has been the most valuable about
him is just his value.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Like what we've been paying him.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
We've been paying him like forty dollars a year, bro
Like he's making He's making Jenkison Jones money to be
an NFL quarterback.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Jimmy john So.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
I think way he's making like two fifty or something.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
I mean, like to be you know, a dude who
like has credibly been one.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Of the best statistical quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
So because he's so cheap, because the NFL as a
hard cap that allows you to have Debo and Ayyuk
and Christian McCaffrey and Trent Williams and Bosa.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
It allows you to have all these other dudes.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
And I think, you know, I like Brock, but he's
shown that when all those guys are injured, he's not
winning you games by him.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
So it's a real tricky situation. To me, I do
think they have to pay him. But yeah, man, I
think that the NFL.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Is not like the NBA or Major League Baseball where
the way to win is to just like get to
the Super Bowl three. Like you don't just get into
the playoffs and get to the Super Bowl over and
over again. Tom Brady talked about in the broadcast today
the Niners have been to the Super Bowl, you know,
twice in the last few years. They've played an extra
sixteen games over the last five years in the playoffs.
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I mean, so like that in football more than any
other sport, that adds up. And that's why the whole
team has been fucking injured this year, you know what
I mean. So it does feel a little bit to
me like this era is sort of shut down. Would
just be like Tom Brady had all those teams that
would have been Super Bowl champions if he had never
been born, Like, We're just gonna be one of those
teams for.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Pat Mahomes, bro.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Like, if it wasn't for Pat Mahomes, we got a
couple of trophies, a couple of rings. Like you know,
I'm honest, I'm upfront about that. We were in there documentary.
They were not in our documentary, so it and it
sucks because there's a lot of players on the team
I really really like. But yeah, it does feel like
it's kind of shutting. And again, you know, the last
two years, they had the most wins of any team
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in the NFL, They had the most points per game,
They had the highest point differential of any team in
the NFL. And the way the NFL is, you got
to cash that in. You can't just it's not the
NBA where you're gonna hang out and then maybe a
superstar on the other team gets injured and that's your
year to win the finals, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
So it sucks.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
I'm very sad about it, but I had to kind
of come to grips with it throughout the course of
getting our brains bashed in today for sure.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah yeah, I mean, like you said, you know, when
you have the hot hand in the NFL, you gotta
cash out, bro, because injuries happen and those motherfuckers hunker
down in those film rooms and they figure it out.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
And that happened with Kyle Squicker this year. That Pete,
Like if you watch a Niners game in the last
two years they would do some shit with three guys
pulling to the left and then like two tight ends
blocking to the right, and all of a sudden, Deebo
Samuels is holding the football and there's fucking fifty yards
of green space and two blockers in front of him
with no defenders. That has not happened like one time
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this year where you're just like, oh, goodie, something cool
is happening, you know, like we just it's it's just
everyone's like playing us outside in in a way that
they have not been able to do with that offense previously.
And that's where it's like you have to really think
about what the what the you know, how how big
of a page turn is this going to be? But yeah, man,
like you said it, when when the time is right
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and you have a cheap quarterback, you have to take
advantage of that shit. Which is why to me, this
year is already a win for you as a Commanders fan,
right you got the quarterback, But now the pressure comes
on of like how much longer you have him on
that rookie deal where you can go put a good
defense on the other side or good pieces around him,
because once you have to pay him. Look at the
Dallas Cowboys. Look what the Giants did to themselves, Like
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the Bay.
Speaker 8 (48:52):
They go to the Super Bowl when Joe Burrows on
this rookide deal and now they're four and whatever.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
It's just like, because you have to give forty percent
of your fuck salary cap to one guy in a
sport with fifty five people, like it's the math is
just very difficult of how many top guys you can
go again, and that is what has been a winning
formula for the NFL. But they're really doubling down on
the parody shit. I feel like every team is one
or two games plus or minus of five hundred right now,
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you know what I mean. Like obviously the Chiefs and
the Lions have good records, but like, yeah, it's the
whole NFC West is fucking five hundred. Anyway, all right,
I got one other sports thing, which is, by the way,
the Niners were my dookie butt of the week, but
I have a backup dukie the weeks I'll slought him out.
But I wanted to note that I do think that
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the San Francisco forty nine ers are doukie butted right now.
Shoho Tani won his third MVP this week and the
stat that I gave to you guys that I think
similar to this Kendrick album, it warrants a conversation. No
athlete has ever gotten more than one unanimous MVP in
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the history of the NFL, NBA, Major League Baseball, and
the NHL. There are people who have one unanimous MVP.
No one's gotten more than one except for Shoheo Tani,
who just won his third unanimous MVP. Like he's only thirty,
but it doesn't feel like it's that long before we're
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gonna start talking about a goat of goats type situation.
And I don't really know how you like, he's gonna pitch.
Speaker 6 (50:31):
Next year When you told me because I wasn't really
tapped him, how good of a Pittree was, and you
were like, he's like the best in the league.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
I'm like, like, the only thing he does, the only thing,
the only the only baseball already hasn't won is Asa
Young And like they literally when he won the MVP,
he fist bumped his wife to celebrate. First of all,
they're sitting on the couch. They fist bumped, like cool
got another one. No one's ever done it. In our
lifetime except for me, I've done it three times.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (50:59):
Yeah, And the po.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Casters asking him through the translator, but he could recognize
the words so you could see him reacting to it.
He was like, you know, the only player to ever
win MVP and the cy Young is your teammate, Clayton Kershaw.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
What do you think of that? And this is his
face like, yeah, I might go for that ship next year, Like.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
And and for this to happen in baseball, I think
that means a lot because you kind of have to
fucking adjust the scales to the fuddy duddy old time
fucking voters there, like like there's never been a unanimous
vote to the Baseball Hall of Fame ever, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
And and for this dude to win three unanimous MVPs.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
They don't hand out shit, right, Like, they don't hand
out shit like that, and they're certainly not like bending
over backwards to It's not like the NBA, where you
can make an argument that some of the writers like
are like sort of but you should have.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Had about eleven fucking unanimous NBA MVPs, you know what
I like.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
But this is not a like, oh, there's an Eastern
European bias of the media, like these dudes like American
baseball players.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (52:03):
This is what else can you say about him? Like
he decided in spring training, maybe I'll work on stealing
bases this year, and that has the first no one
ever gotten over forty five forty five he goes fifty,
like you know, he just decides I'll just be the
best in the world at this this year and then
completely give it up next year.
Speaker 3 (52:20):
Like when he's pitching, he won't be stealing shit.
Speaker 6 (52:23):
Still, you don't vote for him, you lose credibility, Like
should you have this job? Like that's how on the
naw he's making.
Speaker 3 (52:30):
It dookie butt of the week time Jackson, who's your dukie?
Speaker 5 (52:41):
Butt of the week?
Speaker 10 (52:44):
My dukie?
Speaker 5 (52:45):
But out of the week.
Speaker 10 (52:45):
I have a.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Chat, get your get the chat ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (52:52):
I have like a quick dystopian one and then I'll
fight you one. The dystopian one is that venture capital
firm or whatever?
Speaker 10 (53:00):
Blackstone.
Speaker 8 (53:00):
I didn't also didn't know that there's two Blackstone and
black Rock, that there's two that are the same thing.
I didn't notice Blackstone bought Jersey Mics disaster. Yes, absolute
nightmare for all of us Jersey mic heads. So that's
there my dookie butt of the week for that.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
And I must protect New Jersey Mike.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Because it's a private equity firm, and what private equity
exists to do is to squeeze the blood out.
Speaker 7 (53:23):
Of everything, like as much they don't care.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
So like I worked for, like our daily newspaper in
Long Beach, which were like a media desert that was
our only like all of the TV and radio shots
for LA we don't have anything that's specific to our
city of a half a million except our daily newspaper.
It got bought by a private equity firm that did
the following things, sold the real estate. It was like
an eight story building downtown, so they've you know, sold that,
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shoved am in with some other people, and then a
private equity like a hedge fund. They want fifteen percent
growth eternally, they don't want they don't want a flat
profit whatever, they want fifteen percent growth. So literally what
they would do with just every year they would lay
off fifteen percent of the staff. And so we now
have a daily newspaper that at one point had two
hundred something full time employees, as I think four full
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time writers.
Speaker 7 (54:11):
You shouldn't be able to do business like that, Like
that should be illegal.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Thank you, Ronald Reagae in unregulated markets dingo anyway.
Speaker 8 (54:20):
So that's that's just my quick aside. I hate it.
It's horrible. The funny Dukiebut of the week I have
is in college football. Yesterday h Rutgers head coach Greg Ciano.
Rutgers was playing Illinois. They're up by one with nine
seconds left. Illinois was lining up for a fifty three
yard field goal to try and win the game. Greg
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Ciano calls a time out to try to ice the kicker.
It's one of those icing situations where he gets that
the practice kick off.
Speaker 10 (54:48):
It wasn't before he gets the practice off.
Speaker 8 (54:49):
He gets the practice kickoff, misses the practice kick, so
they then decide we don't we don't think he can
do it. We don't think he's got it, So they
go for it on fourth and thirteen and they score
a game winning touchdown.
Speaker 7 (55:04):
Gregiano's the kicker that would.
Speaker 8 (55:07):
Have if he didn't get the time out of they
would have won the game. And they lose the game
by letting up a touchdown on fourth and thirteen but
nine seconds.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
God bless.
Speaker 8 (55:18):
Absolutely incredible stuff from former NFL head coach Greg Josh.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
But I mean, like from the man that brought you
diving at the opponent's knees during a kneel down.
Speaker 6 (55:32):
It's not the worst decision, but it ended up being
the worst. It's just so funny. Yes, yes, exactly, John.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
Who's your dookie butt of the week? Rutgers football?
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Baby, He like the second oldest football team in the
in the in the in the country, I think too,
like on Princeton and just ain't never been ship bro.
Speaker 5 (55:50):
That's why it was going to be a dude that
kamat Tyler as well.
Speaker 3 (55:58):
If someone said that earlier, he's been just flushed at
this point.
Speaker 13 (56:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (56:02):
Over also like we ain't got to talk about Yeah,
but have you heard of low lives, the low lives
the herd concept?
Speaker 5 (56:13):
No, Like it was in the eighties.
Speaker 6 (56:16):
There was an eighties game that wore polo, that wore polo, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And so they were like run up in people's ship
Like I'm talking about thirty d in sacks.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
You feel mere.
Speaker 6 (56:31):
Roty bag, like that grocery like trash bags of fucking polo,
you know, what I'm saying walking around like you see
them club picture ship and.
Speaker 7 (56:38):
I'm just like nigga Ralph Lauren blew it.
Speaker 6 (56:43):
Could you imagine the moment, like like embrace that them niggas.
Them niggas made polo popping in the hood. Nigga, They're
the reason we was wearing polo in high school. And
you know what I'm saying, like that was like for
everything we wearing polo. You know what I'm saying, Like,
there's no reason for my country has to be wearing
them niggas making it crack it. You feel me like
I needed polo though, because nim niggas made it cracking
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it in the eighties.
Speaker 5 (57:05):
You feel me, Bro, you got.
Speaker 6 (57:07):
Them all together and did a like you know, like
how uh Tommy, which is weird. People were saying that
he don't want niggas wear shit because he always embraced niggas.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
He was like, Yo, you see him with all the
rappers like here, like yeah, that ad campaign with the
Leo was legendary.
Speaker 6 (57:20):
Dog Bro for so like he loved He's like, yo,
I see where the money Yet you make it cracking
to them, It's cracking everybody. You know what I'm saying
that was his whole market employee. You know, he went
to hip hop Ralph Woan never did that ship. But
if he would embrace the shit and had all them
low heads on it like that would be a I'd
have the poster in my fucking room right now. You
know what I'm saying. He missed the moment. You could
have made a moment in history with that ship. So yeah, bro,
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I've been watching like a little mini docs and them
I I I had heard, but I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (57:46):
Truly truly truly hip you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (57:50):
While you're washing the dishes, yep, yeah, yea.
Speaker 5 (57:53):
It was like this was stuck up my third one.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Nothing, says father of two, still in diapers, like my
quiet time.
Speaker 5 (58:04):
Rather, it's not done dishes.
Speaker 6 (58:05):
He does like five times you feel me, and she's like,
why why I don't.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
Get Nigga's warm me and these fucking dishs warm.
Speaker 2 (58:14):
I just finish it and then it's done, right, No
text me about it.
Speaker 10 (58:19):
It sounds so awesome.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
One me about it.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
Stamp on the end of the day. Listen, I'm gonnall yout.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I have a very large and fulfilling life.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
But I'll tell you, there's very few satisfactions like finishing
the dishes when your wife is putting the children down,
and then everything's just done. Bro, I don't know, like
it was like the same feeling I get from finishing
a book, Jackson, the book I'm writing.
Speaker 5 (58:44):
I love.
Speaker 10 (58:45):
I love all of your children.
Speaker 8 (58:46):
And so this is not it's not serious, but it
sounds like you guys have Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 5 (58:50):
I mean, we definitely do.
Speaker 2 (58:51):
I mean that's true of all level of Everyone in
a relationship has some level of Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Everyone with children has some level of.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
That's true, brother, that's true everyone everyone who lives in,
everyone who lives everyone who lives in and participates in civilization.
Like if it wasn't if it wasn't for a city,
you could just hang out by a stream, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
But you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
That's we've chopped it into a shared society against our will, because.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
That's what we're making that business decision of I'm not gonna,
you know, push back and argue with you about this
will where I'm rolling with whatever you want to.
Speaker 5 (59:27):
That is Stockholm centrum at work.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
And we do that all the time and not even
in a like oh it's.
Speaker 5 (59:33):
Yeah, bro, I'm not good at that yet. That's it
I have.
Speaker 6 (59:40):
I have a real issue with facts, and it's like
it's and it's like I'm like, but that didn't happen,
you know what I mean. But it's but the thing is,
it's not like it doesn't matter if it actually happened
or now.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
My second which is John after rather than a podcast.
Speaker 5 (59:56):
No no, no, no, she's.
Speaker 7 (59:59):
Gonna be like finally he said it.
Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
You feel me because I do have it and I
know it's an issue and I'll be.
Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
In a moment like you're doing it again.
Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Yes, how you're doing it John, You're doing it just
but I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Like, bro, like like the whole adage age. Do you
want to be right? Or do you want to be happy?
Some ship you're happy?
Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
I mean like we we we we figured it.
Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Out, even with my crazy ship, even with my like
what the but the like this particularly but we figured out.
But it's regardless, Like, the more I lean into who
gives a fuck about if it's faster or not, let's
address the other ship that what't really matters, which is emotions, the.
Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Better I will be, you know what I mean? But
I'm glad y'all.
Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
I figured it out.
Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Y'all been in the game longer than me though, you
know what I'm saying. I was out here doing backflips.
Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
So, yeah, we we streamlined our evenings.
Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
Yeah, I have to do it crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
It's called uh, it's called natural selection. Brother.
Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I'm not Yeah, I'm not suffering silently or anything. I
very much vocalize.
Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Yep. I'm letting you had this one all right. You
know we're just not doing this today, bro. Yeah, we
go have a good one to day. Yeah, we have
a good day today.
Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
I am choosing violence sometimes, man, I gotta do better.
Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
Dogs, I'd be like, God, this doesn't matter.
Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
It's a very small thing, and then it runs out
of my mouth like, bitch, I told you it didn't matter.
Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
The long told you it didn't matter.
Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
The longer you're married, the easier it is for both
parties to look at each other and go or there's
a new episode of shrinking on tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
We have a finite number of days on this earth.
We can choose right now how we're gonna feel at
the end of this one.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
So to your point, Jackson, if you describe that to
anyone that's single, they say the same ship, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
All right, Tyler, you're dookie.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
By the way, I saw Gladiator too this weekend and
I love that.
Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Okay, somebody said it was no no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I saw Gladiator too, and I love it and I
feel like it is. Its mixed reviews online for it
now and a lot of and I've seen some gripes
about how Denzel wasn't really channeling ancient Rome like he
was more so coming across as you know, the old
head from New York that he is, and you know what,
you know what, here's the thing, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
They were right, and it was fucking awesome. How do
you see?
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
How are you upset that Denzel is being Denzel in
three hundred fucking a d rome like that sounds awesome
to me and it was awesome to me. And also
my other thing is this, who the fuck made the
rules that whenever we make a movie about the ancient world,
about ancient civilizations, everyone has to talk with a British
accent in England?
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
You feel me bro bro right like Thiszell's character he
was from North Africa in Italy and they wanted this
motherfucker to have a British accent.
Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Why what is the math mathing on that one? Motherfucker
he's changing it up. I'm gonna be a nigga. He was.
Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
He was so year old black nude from New York
City and that motherfucker man.
Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Also, the thing is bro like, we didn't even need
Gladiator Too.
Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
The one thing that is cool about it is the
fact that Denzel's in it. To me, I didn't need
a Gladider Too. I can go watch Gladider to one
and be fine with it.
Speaker 10 (01:03:42):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
It's a it's a it's an incredible movie forever.
Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
The fact that you have Gladiator Too, it's the only
think you have Denzel is the only reason I think Gladier.
Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
Too should have been made.
Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
So I don't give a fuck if he was talking
like he was like fucking Shakespeare, or if he was
motherfucking the nigga from Training Day.
Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I was just.
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Gonna say if the poster said starring Denzel Washington's exact
character from Training Day, that would make me more likely
to see the movie.
Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Not like that would have.
Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
It's a holiday cinema shoulders like I was.
Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
I was talking to like how good that motherfucking movie
was quote quote the funk out of that ship?
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
I need to watch Trading Day again.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Tyler, you make a great point about that British accent.
That's the layers of racism that are like so deeply
embedded that like I that had never really don't even ship.
That's like people to it's not accurate. Are they speaking
Latin exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
They translated the.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Whole fucking movie into English for you before it was
on the screen. Like, of course it's not accurate. No
one wants to see an accurate documentary about what people
do want to see that, but they exist.
Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
He wasn't laughing like the colonizer said he should talk.
Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yeah, what what was happening in Britain during Gladiator too?
Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
There was It was a bunch of hairy little people's
fucking their cousins and ship, Bro, there was. There wasn't
no like you have a British accent as a as
a moor from North Africa?
Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Are you talking about island full of hobbits into a.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Like seriously, England owes so much to how much they
got conquered throughout their history.
Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Like all jokes aside. Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
You know, I've always said that's why the English language
is so fucked up. It's because it's so it's it's
influences from everyone who came and conquered their asses, you
know what I'm saying. Like we have we have fucking Latin,
we have Germanic, we have all that ship in English,
all because motherfuckers came to England and set up shop.
Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Because they wasn't a ship.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Like if you want to a little vacation get away
and you want to you know, conresso shit, go to England.
You know what I'm saying, This little you know, easy
work there, light work.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
This is what the English language is. There was a
circus called the Greatest Show on Earth. Then there was
a football team that played on astro turf and had
a good offense, so we called it the greatest show
on Turf. Now there's a good offense that plays on
grass and I heard it referred to on NBC tonight
as the.
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Greatest show on grass. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Where's the rhymes the greatest show on grass?
Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
What is that reference to?
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
It's just shit layered on top of other shit until
it doesn't even make any sense anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
That's what the whole language is. Bro the greatest show on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Grass that they need to go back to dramble that much.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
My Dookie butt of the Week by replacement Dookie Butt
of the Week is did y'all see this graphic that
the Sixers put together where they typed the final score,
but they used a font such that when you typed
out the word final, it just says anal.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
In all cans.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yes, okay, hold on on purpose?
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
No, I mean it almost has to be, you know
what I mean, just from how obvious it is. But
it's not like a it's not subtle. It's actually like
if you zoom in on it, it looks more like it
says the word.
Speaker 8 (01:07:22):
But it's like the spacing between the F and the
eyes is very slight.
Speaker 10 (01:07:26):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Oh dear, it's not existent.
Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Oh wow, wow? They might. Yes, I think I beat
one like Cardie. I think that's curning letting Is this right? Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Curning is the space between the letters. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
newspaper newspaper skill right there.
Speaker 10 (01:07:46):
Graphic design is my passion.
Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Graphic design is my passion.
Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Oh this column that the article doesn't quite fit. Fun
with the curning dog bumped that ship up to a
plus eighteen. You know, it's gonna look like a word search,
but it'll fit.
Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
When I found out that it existed.
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
It Yeah, chat, who's the chat dookie butt.
Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Of the week?
Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
The chat has been kind of non No, there's not
not been consensus in the chat today.
Speaker 10 (01:08:10):
There's been a lot of different a lot of different
things thrown.
Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Out civil war and the chat.
Speaker 8 (01:08:14):
The chat wouldn't go that far. The seventy six ers
for just being bad. Yeah, that's the you know, a
sid the graphic aside for just like being a terrible
basketball team. There was the the sec for all their
teams looking like dookie this weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yeah they did too.
Speaker 10 (01:08:38):
Banna lose I think so?
Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Yeah these three points.
Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
Yeah they barely, they barely.
Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
They lost to Auburn.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
No, no, no, who they lose. They didn't lose.
Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Aber beat Texas a and who did Alabama?
Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
Who?
Speaker 10 (01:08:52):
I want to say it was like Arkansas or something. Oklahoma, Oklahoma?
Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Oh yeah, uh.
Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
So twenty four three, someone of the said we hear
the dookie butt for not posting on Blue Sky, which
We're not there yet, guys.
Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
I apologize, but.
Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
I'm gonna be Can I say what off?
Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Get it off the chest?
Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
Nothing nothing, nothing wrong with Blue Sky ers can continue
skating doing all that stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:09:20):
Keep skating, guys, big pro pro Skeeter, do your thing.
Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (01:09:25):
It's a little dry over there, though, guys. It's a
little guy. It's a little suburban. It's a little suburbs.
Kids over there say it as a Suburbs kid, you know, Hm,
not it. We need a little more nastiness than that.
Maybe maybe I'm maybe I'm fucked up. Maybe I'm fucked up.
Maybe I'm sick. Maybe I'm toxic. Y'all to not your
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too friendly. I need to see a little like til
that got flamed and he threw something back. I'm a
lunch table, nigga. I'm at the lunch table before school
fired each other up.
Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Niggas you feel me. That's in my motherfucking soul.
Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
My mama did that. Her mama did that.
Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
You know what I'm saying, Like, nigga, I need the
lunch table vibes. I ain't enough clowning over there yet.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
John said, he logged down the Blue Sky and it
was just a bunch of people skating. I'm a suburban.
Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
Kid said, actually the suburbs kids. Mike said, but I
did sit it felt suburban over there, and then he
said suburbs kid. But like what I like about what
was cool about Twitter was it felt like the lunch wrong.
Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
So there was and.
Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Earlier it was it was still it was cool and whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
It wasn't as crazy as is now nasty, but niggas
was flaming each other.
Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Nigga can get fired up.
Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
You feel me. It ain't there yet, that blue sky.
You feel me?
Speaker 6 (01:10:50):
You know, I gotta laugh, not just with y'all. I
gotta laugh at somebody. Sometimes characters over there yet didn't laugh.
Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
There's never a nigga getting laughed at, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
I would tell you the day that everybody agrees over there.
Everybody agrees, you know what I mean, that that feels
weird Jackson, Yeah, everybody agrees.
Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
I'm like you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I would tell you the day that Blue Sky lost
me was the day on Twitter when women started tweeting
pictures of their ugly the ugly fathers of their children,
and it turned into people roasting the women for letting
those men get them pregnant, the.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Ugly dead beat fathers ugly ugly dead be deads.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
That was when I just was on Twitter quite a
bit that day, going this will never happen anywhere else.
Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
I'm also true, like why would you?
Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
I was wondering when I saw that ship, why are
you throwing them loves to get some of them?
Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Niggas are like a school by his cream because people fall,
not me, they fall everyone. Everyone's gonna see things the
way that I see it.
Speaker 14 (01:11:59):
People look for And you sharing this and you let him, nigga,
you let him go inside of you.
Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
He looked like a germ nigga, you look contagious, and
you let him, you let him crack.
Speaker 7 (01:12:20):
That's wild. You know what I'm saying, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
It's like it's like some Wise sage on Twitters that
before bro, women are women are suicide pilots. They will
embarrass themselves if they get to embarrass YouTube.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I'm sorry, Chat, I'm sorry, Chat, but we're being honest
with you.
Speaker 10 (01:12:43):
We promise want to shatter an agreement.
Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
And the chat said, I'll get on Blue Scott to
day someone posted a flyout story.
Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
Yeah, we gotta at least get today, right, that's a
great point. It gotta be a big back nigga on
the corner.
Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Of the bed.
Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Remember that, nigga. Remember that, Remember that double decker sand
which bills.
Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
The funniest, the funniest. See a beef max sit with legs,
sit on the bed. You know what I'm saying, Scuse
he ain't getting no.
Speaker 7 (01:13:15):
Cutty because he lied, you know, he misrepresented himself.
Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
The funniest I ever saw about that picture was when
someone said that was killer Mike after Bernie Sanders lost
the primary. That's all I see that ship. But yeah,
I mean, here's the thing. I think people are leaving
Twitter plans and none of them went yeah, you can.
Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
You can see all the plans like you can see
the damn I thought, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I think the whole I think people just hate the
racism and the bigotry on Twitter, right.
Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
I think that's where got much for.
Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
That and the AI fucking Trump T shirt advertisement.
Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
I'm tired of that ship.
Speaker 7 (01:13:57):
No, no Trumpers looked like that.
Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
You know what I'm saying, That nigga like the motherfuckers.
I'm from a red state that I don't claim, nigga,
you know, I'm from Saint Louis, USA, Missouri.
Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
I see Missouri.
Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Them niggas, the white people Missouri look like motherfucking children
under the stairs. Niggas the hills have eyes. Nigga went there.
Remember remember that one show in West virgin when the
mother was like jingling some pucker sets this the Boon
County main call.
Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
That's every motherfucking white motherfucker except for my nigga, Franco.
He cool. The other niggas is weird.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I think the thing with Twitter and it is Stockholm syndrome.
But there's a I forget the name of the way
our brain works, but it's the reason why slot machines work.
Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
It's like it's like the.
Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Variable reward feedback loop or something like that. The human brain,
if you tell it pull this lever, you get a
you get a marshmallow. We'll pull the lever three times,
get three marshmallows, and move on with his life. If
you you tell the same brain, you will you have
a one percent chance of getting a marshmallow. It will
sit there until it dies pulling the lever because it
(01:15:09):
doesn't know whether it's getting a marshmallow or not. And
that is why Twitter getting worse has almost made I
think the core users that we're friends with more addicted
to it because you have to work a little harder
to get the good part of Twitter. But the way
our brains work is that does not make you less
likely to log onto the app. That's why all social
(01:15:30):
media is based on That's why you pull it down
with your thumb to actually mimic the ship. They intentionally
built that into the design, Like Twitter sucking ass is
part of why I can't get off Twitter, and I
recognize it.
Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
In the case, bro, say, some wild things normalize. We
normalize some very weird things. You know what I'm saying.
I saw somebody yell that's horseshit, really said horseshit, Like
that was.
Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
A normal thing for you to say in front of
other people.
Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Horseshit?
Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
Why the fuck are you talking about horseshit? What type
of nigga?
Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
Like that's horseshit?
Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
I could get imagine just saying that in a moment.
You know what I'm saying, Twitter success, that's normal. That
was a very normal statement.
Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Man, normal statement.
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
How is that normal?
Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
It's normal?
Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
Crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I don't know, Bro, Like I said, I think the
hating and the bigger cheese what drove people to Blue Sky?
And I get that because I'm cool with I'm cool
with some fucking animals. You're like, I'm cool with you, you know,
wishing death on me if I climb the cowboys. I
know that comes with the territory. But why why am
I being called a jigaboo? Why am I being called
a jiggabool just because I said I got a baconator
from Wendycday, Like, what does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
That's the bullshit that people are escaping from. And I
get that.
Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
I mean, y'all don't be at there for a lot. Yeah, no,
more like that for real. I kind of like you
feel me, but yeah, Like it's it's like calling you
a jiggable for everybody likes baconators.
Speaker 7 (01:17:00):
Everybody likes baconators. We all like a good baconator.
Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
What's wrong with like in a baconator.
Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
That's what That's what was tripping on me, Like well
fried chicken baconator was.
Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
That was that was my old school you know. That was.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Hey, if I got five dollars in my pocket instead
of three I'm not getting a junior bacon cheeseburger. Hey,
I'm getting a baconator and I'm taking a picture with
a baconator.
Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
You did it. You made it, congratulated.
Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Taking pictures of myself Wednesday's right, I made it, guys.
Speaker 13 (01:17:32):
He'd be on the cover, that motherfucker. That's crazy though.
That's why I chipped off, like Letta say, fried.
Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Chicken and watermelon. Everybody fried chicken and watermelon.
Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
Who the fuck don't like fried chicken and watermelon?
Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
There would not be a booming fast food fried chicken
industry if it was depending on on thirteen percent of
this nation's population.
Speaker 11 (01:17:57):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Everybody love them, and they wouldn't sell it if only
niggas hate that ship.
Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
You know what I'm saying. The fun crazy? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Were there any other chat dookie butts?
Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
That was a we went off on a good dookie
butt though chat that set us off on a great team.
Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
A lot of rods me at the time.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
All right, that's all the time. We got Jenckens and
Jose this week. We will be back Wednesday at eleven
am Pacific two pm Eastern with a very special guest
you would not want to miss, uh that episode?
Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
And then the Thanksgiving week and that's all we're doing
this week? Right?
Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Is this one?
Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
The Wednesday one? And then next Sunday night? I believe
as well. So what's the other by.
Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Don't get you all a baconator man.
Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
The volume