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Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh Joe.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Bill Belichick admitted not drafting Lamar Jackson in twenty eighteen
was a major mistake. Belichick said took Sonny Michelle one
pick before Lamar was selected with the thirty second pick
of the overall draft.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I mean that ain't only I mean there have been
plenty of mistakes.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Hell whoever all twenty eight teams that didn't draft Randy
Mosse that was a mistake too.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's it's hindsight. It's a magnificent site. It's easy to say,
but hold on. If they thought Lamar Jackson was gonna
be this, they.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Took it number one.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
It's been number one.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's oh Joe. It's easy to look back.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I should have I should have put five hundred thousand
to a million in Netflix.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I should have put five hundred thousand to a million
in Google. It's easy to look back down.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Not through the roof. Yeah, yeah, you know, you never know.
That's why it's call taking the chance of taking a gamble.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What about those stars that we thought what about the
blockbuster stark that I had?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Can I say you're a blockbuster right now? Old Yoe?
What the heck? Or AOL? Anybody in trusted it in AOL? Yeah?
He Come on, man, that's great. Coach is easy.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, hindsight is a magnificent side because you have
the luxury of knowing now what you didn't know then? Yeah,
for help, who couldn't live their life like that? Oh Joe,
who couldn't live their life like that? We go back
and say, you know what, O Joe? Think about it?
Just say, okay, we go to a bigger school. Hey,
with our talent, we've probably be a top ten pig.
(06:18):
We're gonna get a quart. Hey, now we got millions
coming out. We'll get to a contract even sooner we
got mommy. Come on, man, you make yourself sick doing that.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
As a scouting, as a scouting, as a GM.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
How do you look at Lamar Jackson at Louisville and
College and pass on that with you and pass on
based on what you see? I don't care what I
don't care what the people say. I don't care what
the media say about him being a running back. How
do you pass on that understanding how dynamic he can be,
how dynamic he was, because that is viewing him as
a quarterback man. They wanted the man to work out
as a wide receiver. Old Joe, what does that tell you?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You had some prominent GMS that drafted great historically great players, said,
I see him as a wide receiver. Remember they wanted
Tim Tebow to work out that tight end. So you
can understand why. I mean, it's just like the guy
that took Yo Kitch in the second round.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
If they knew that they took Yo Kit in the
first overall pick, if you know he gonna be a
three time MVP.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, but I'm just you have an eye for football.
I have an eye for football. I could see how
dynamic he was in college.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I can see how the shift in the game in
which way it was headed, and know, okay, this is
what I need.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
But I did say I thought the Ravens should take him.
What pick did the Ravels because the Ravens had two
first round picks. Yeah, I thought that. I just knew
the Ravens was gonna take it with their first first
round pick. So I said, oh, perfect, the Ravens are perfect. Yeah,
I saw and then when they passed like.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Us M and you win, seth, you lose something. Twenty
who's the twenty fifth pick? Who did they take? Okay,
the tight end they took a tight end.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He had.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
He had some good he had some good years for
the Bronco. I think he's still playing. He was at Clifton. No,
he's at Uh, he's in New England. Isn't he back
peyton Hurst?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, okay, but he might be a frigid but he okay,
but oh Joe, that's the thing when you don't, when
you don't, when you can't see like, oh, he can't
play black. I'm like bro. And my thing was, I'm
like bro, somebody threw for all them yards. Somebody y'all
(08:27):
make it seem like the man rushed for three thousand yards.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
The man passed for three thousand. He runs for fifteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
And his his is uh, his junior year or his
sophomore year was better than the year than when he
run the Heisman. I just knew the bro I knew.
I said the Ravens. I think the Ravens gonna take him.
I said I'd be a good pick. They're the right situation.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What stop.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
I think it's a badass kid today.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
But who.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's why I'm getting your brother, bro?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
What do you do? What tight is that? I just
tell you at Oh there you go?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yes, what they was?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Where they was in the argum?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, he tearing He tearing stuff off the box.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And they're argument. They've been fighting over over cloth the
whole night.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
So I called a lady today, So I'm I'm gonna
get I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get another one.
You're gonna get another one, another one of these, not
this one, No, not him?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
How do you how do you think they're gonna be
accepting of a new dog.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
They're gonna be great, They're gonna be great, and you're
gonna get another mail Yes, I've only had mail dogs.
We've only had We've only had mail dogs. In my family,
we've only had male dogs all this going back to
my grandfather. I had hunting dogs, Riley and skimp uh
(10:07):
us having Joe, Boyd and and and Homer and Champ.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
You've had Teddy and Titus. How are you so sure
they're going to be accepting of a new male dog
coming in?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm the pack leader. I determined how everything goes okay, okay, okay,
I like that.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yes, yes, yeah, No, I had for at one point
in time I had I had Tarzan and Taz, and
I had Titan and Tunker. So I had for it
one time, and then I had I had three. I
(10:55):
had an akita named Samson but we called him Bowl,
and I had Taz and.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Tarzan, all these dogs at man.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, I got these two right here. I'm going I'm
getting another one probably in a month. He got papers,
he's all vaccinated, he got a passport.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I just talked to the lady.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
We're gonna ride the money, and then when she brings
him over, I'll give her the rest of the money
in cash.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on. What kind of dog were we talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Another one of these are ponds? Well?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Whoa, oh hell, oh heck, how much we got much?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
How must be talking?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
How much it costs?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Same? Ten? Ten?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Because you got it, oh Joe, he's coming from overseas
on ten what.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Ten bands? So that's why I need that fifty two hundred.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's only forty eight hundred, so you once I get
my fifty two, So hold on.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
So you're paying ten ten thousand American dollars in this
economy for a dog.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
We already you just spent you just spent twenty one
thousand on one on one bedroom set.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Now that was my living room furniture. Okay, living room.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Man, people, furniture out people furnish your whole house for
ten band.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Hold on, hold on, wait, wait a minute, Wait a minute.
This is a different house I'm doing. All white. This
is different. This is this is a different type of
fabric that comes all the way from Ethiopia.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
And you can't get this city.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
You can't get this white an he just anywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Now my rug is our pack up. I got our
pack of rug. Yeah, this this is different.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
All white. I'm gonna pack.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I'm gonna pack you in that same rug and throw
your asking. Hey, listen, I could have got your dog.
I got a homeboy right now in Liberty City.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Could have got you. Uh what's that a Pomeranian? Yes,
could have got you a Pomeranian, five star Pomoranian.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
For two hundred dollars to see And and I'm gonna
beat the tariffs I wander about. You know what I'm saying,
Cause they charged putting tariffs on everything.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So you know what I'm saying, O.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Choe, we got we got a ninety day a ninety
day suspension on the tariff.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
So we good right now.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well I'm getting all We're getting all our stuff before.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You know, you never know, you might, you might change
his mind.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, so yeah, so I gotta get I gotta get
one from heal because he and talk tightus tighters don't
realize how big he is. So tighters be picking him
up walking around because he picked him up by his
shirt and be walking around with him.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah, hey, but hey, but but listen, listen, that's that's
a whole lot of money for a dog.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Man.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
I'm just listen. I'm I'm just looking out for you.
I've never heard of I've heard the first time you
spend ten on that, But it's spending ten on another one.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
There was a dog that just sold for five million dollars.
Not yes, it is a look at Google it. I
think it's a Tibetan mathis that that story might not
be real. I doubt that's real.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh Joe.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The blood lines go, I mean the top of the
blood lines, they go for six hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
On the average been the dogs.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I mean, do you know I love dog too that
it's a bed MASSI is hue, you know it's it's
a big dog, and not too many of them in
the states. Show.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I ain't see tall bet messis in the state big cause.
I mean the blood lines. I mean, you know when
you deal it with top of the line blood lines.
But there's something you can find them.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Oh okay, okay, I'm just saying, you know, ten thousands
a little step now for a dog, and I got
didn't nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I mean the fact that I can get you one
for two hundred dollars that look just like that. I look,
I was about to buy me a car, but they
talk about them TAFs. I ain't getting the car till
twenty eight. Oh well, how you about to? You got
a ten thousand dollars dollar You about to buy a car.
You complain it because I'm gonna get mclaaren tomorrow. What
fifty two hundred and five dollars. That's why I'm complaining.
If it's all your money, I don't give a deal
(14:24):
about that. Don't fight you find stuff with my bunny,
chat with this man. Turn out, listen.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
I'm not getting the McLaren with with with your money.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's not what I'm using. I got, I got. I
got fifty lemon jobs. I got fifty lemon jobs. It's
the world's most expensive dog. Breeder pays five million dollars
for a rare wolf dog. Uh, that's part wild beasts,
park poo poot and he's three kilograms of raw meat daily.
Here's this new owner. Five million a wolf a wolf dog. Yes,
(14:58):
now go look up to Benton Master and good. No
pure bloodlines six hundred thousand million, two million top even
dogs that you see at at the Westminster right, those
dogs go on average for five.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
To ten Yeah, they're expensive.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
No, No, I know that them show dogs.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
That's a different ball game. Okay.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
The most expensive devent Master ever saw is a red
golden puppy named Big Splash. A guy by the name
of Hong Dong in old name, which is Hong Dong
in Chinese, paid one point five million, ten million long
in twenty eleven for a Chinese.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Hey, these are beautiful. It's like an oversized child child.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Huh h.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dogs are expensive, bro. I wanted to get a b shard.
Actually a matter of fact, I went to be shon.
I went to Houston, Texas Scott Summer.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
If y'all don't believe it, you can call him up
and ask me. I went out there. They had one
name j R. He was the first be shot to win.
He's one again. He's one with another be Shot and
he also won with a clumbersome spaniel names Stump. I
went out there and looked at him. Man, that man
told me what that thing was gonna cost. Oh no, Rob, say, I'm.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
So I wasted your time Jehnfreid, Yes, how much?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
At like thirty? And then they wanted to training because
they wanted to put him in the show. Thirty thirty thousand, yeah, man,
And then he wanted he wanted the show. Because the
thing is is that like he's the he's the trainer.
He wasn't the owner. As a matter of fact, Chat
y'all know, I'm talking about Carol Ruggles was the owner.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Go look it up, you go, Carol Ruggles.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Man thirty boy?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Stop, Oh but that's expensive?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Way god?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, but hey, this I don't I don't spend a
whole lot of money on a whole lot of stuff.
But dogs, I'm gonna make sure they have the best care.
I'm gonna make sure they have the best food. I'm
gonna make sure they have the best attention and gets sick. Hey,
Like I said, I'm always gonna give my dog at
least a chance. I'm gonna give them a week, even
(17:08):
if the bet tells me mister sharp, I'm gonna give.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Them a week.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And I know it sends me back sometime they call
me fifteen to twenty bands, but I'm gonna give him
a week. I'm a if you can pull through, I'm
gonna give you a chance. And then I just to
have to make I have to make the tough decision.
They're not gonna be able to pull through. I don't
want him to suffer because at some point in time
it gets to a point where, Ojo, are you keeping
them alive for you or you're keeping them alive for
(17:33):
him because he has no quality of life? Right, Well,
listen and once I.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
I listen, I love that you love dogs. I have
I hear the passion in your voice. But if you
ever want to save some money, I got a homeboy
named dou Berry in Liberty City right now.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
He's a booster. He can get you anything. Oh, I
got a homeboy too. Okay, as a matter of fact,
I just saw it. I said, man, what my damn
pressure washing?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Did? I gave you two dollars? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
He got he got some specific ass cloth. I said,
don't want the damn clone.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I won't. I want that pressure watching that you promised me.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Ay, Oh that's crazy. Thirty thousand, ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's that's jewelry.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
That's like you buy like you got your a, like
you got that Rolex and you got them chrome heart
jeans that you sitting on there over with them cick dolls?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
How much a prayer?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Kray chat chrome heart jeans ten twelve, fifteen thousand, the
bell five thousand?
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, bull jive.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
You know I'm a you know I'm a booster man
a booster. I don't know what you are. But I'm
just saying, can I get my fifty two undred dollars
so I can send this woman of money?
Speaker 5 (18:50):
I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
No, you don't got me.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
When When when you're gonna get the dog? When you're
gonna get the dog? So I can send the money over.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I gotta wire the money. I got a wire the
month half of it.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Jamorrow O tomorrow so you're gonna send your half and
ain't when when the dog come, I get the rest
of us?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
What you mean my half? Got it to my head?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You're gonna talk about you go ahead and send your half,
and with a cup, I'll give you it.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Give you my hair, all of us, by hair. You
got my money.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
This man, this man talking about buying the McLaren, this
man talking about Maddam ball, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You gotta chat, y'all. Front seventy is TV.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Hey, hold on, hey, listen. I'm in my winning season. Yeah,
surprise sound I'm in my winning season.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Uncle.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I told you twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I'm not playing well.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I want to win. You losing right now? You ain't.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Oh you ain't lose? You for this ten thousand dollars dog?
How you losing? You were spending by a car yesterday,
but the terrace made you stop.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I went about. I know I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
No, I was thinking about buying a car in twenty
six I wouldn't buying no car here.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Okay, okay, I just got to excuse. I just got
to extended warranty. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So you have a matter of fact, As a matter
of fact, I'm gonna push it all the way back
to twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'm just gonna get give me a two year extended warranty.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
My warranty will be up in January twenty six, so
I'm gonna get twenty six, twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I'll get me a new car in twenty eight.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Okay, Well, I'm gonna wait til twenty eight then to
get it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Dan, No, you ain't fit to wait. Nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, if you gonna wait, if you canna wake that long,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
If you would, if you would, dog would, I'd be
throwing at you good.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Luck chack, y'all see this many.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
But that's funny. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny, boy, that's
that's funny. Now, I'm I'm chilling, though I ain't gonna
buy it. I ain't gonna bby nothing. I ain't gonna
bate that. I'm chilling. I'm just glad to be in
a new place.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Man.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
This thing, this thing up real, and I will give
a tour. I will give a tour, but I don't
know how to I don't know how to work the Camra.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Don't worry about it. If you do, I tell you
what ojo. If you don't get sent me my money.
I'm gonna come visit you and I'm gonna take me
a duke on the al paca.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
No, no, no, don't do that. Hey, bun, you know
not how much I paid for that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Guess how much you gonna play to get it clean.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm give me some chocolate milk, and I'm gonna eat
my three four apples.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Hey, listen, you know you come to mim. You know
it's a whole lot of people got to deal with you.
You you mess around with me down in now.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
After about a complete blowout. Yeah, Chady Bell, We're gonna
get it.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
We're gonna get its messed up.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
We're gonna get it. Oh show ojo.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Deshaun Watson say he will come back better than he
ever was. Everyone don't think I can get back to
where I was. I believe the work that I put
in that I believe in myself. I know I'm gonna
be way better than before. Hey, that's where it all started.
That's that's that's that's what it all started. Now.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
One of the problems with Deshaun Watson in previous years,
based on how he look is they look like it's
confidence was shot.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
It looked like a confidence was Shot. I even asked
you before.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Why does it seem like other quarterbacks that come into
the game that play in the exact same system look
that much better than he does. Why would Joe Flacko
coming in and leading them to clean the brown to
a first round playoff berth? Why does the offense look
completely different every time somebody else is at the helm?
For one, I think Shawn might might might not have
been all the way fully healthy, you know. Outside of that,
(22:34):
I think it's confidence for Shot, and you could tell
by his decision making when he was playing. I don't know. Listen.
I hope he gets back to the older Seawan that
we used to see in and make that AFC North
that much more interesting.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Whereas it's a it's a four quarterback battle, you know
for the top.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I mean, well, you know what I'm gonna do three
quarterback because I called k Bar and tell him to
go ahead and send me those cigars.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Who k Mark?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Oh I forgot k k O. Listen now, I don't
want to listen. I don't play by my cigar man.
The one thing by it, Yeah, you don't play.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
I ain't heard from him since I ain't heard from
Kmar since and I would Hey, listen, I would hate it.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I would hate it. I would hate I would hate
to have to jump on him. I would hate. I
would hate to have to do a twin.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I was calling tomorrow. I'm gonna say, Kate Mar, just
go and send that to me. Hey, don't do that.
Don't do that, lunatic and the Daniel Marshall from there.
Ye listen, he's singing my cigars. I probably had to
who I probably had to whoop me. I'm just being
out between you and him. But I'm gonna get them cigars.
My brother smoked cigars. You know my brother loves cigars.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Now you know you don't. You don't smoke them? Kind
though you don't smoke them kind.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yo, he don't. He don't smoke them, but he will.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Hey, hey, chat y'all tell Kenya mart Man. Make sure
I need he got three days. He got three days,
because if he got three days to get my cigars
to Miami or I'm gonna come on, gilz Arena, I'll
fight to l a. I whoop Keny.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
As a matter of fact, I whooped everybody on Gil's podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Why you want to whoop everybody? But you don't want
to pay me.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Because it's guilty by association. So gil gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I guess what I got. I got to whip you.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
All the kids, Chauncey, everybody be guilty by associations said, Hey,
my my.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Kids will jump you. Boy. Hey, my kids are jumping.
You don't want no smoke with them?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hey, all that said, Hey, this for your daddy.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Hey, daddy paid this man. Hey.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Hey, you remember how they call what you call him?
They call the little man out there, Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
How you did it? Hey with Saint Louis called it?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And they put him, put his head to cough and
to put that note, put that cigarette out of his nose.
And he went there, told dollar bill down the bins. Whoa,
he said, man, you need to pay this bad for
somebody to get hurt. No, you're gonna get hurt. He
know somebody you And that's funny. Need oh Joe dak
(25:14):
Jack Nicholas predicts Tiger would would eventually play and dominate
the PGA Senior Tour. I think I think Tiger will
get well and Tiger will get back to playing. Tiger
will be fifty next year, I believe he'll probably play
on the Senior Tour, and he'll probably dominate the Senior Tour.
Tiger is too much of a competitor not to play.
I don't think Tiger will play for money. He doesn't
(25:34):
need money. We ain't gonna play for free. Yeah, you
definitely ain't gonna play for free. They got they got
a prize, a prize, so why not?
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Hey, hold on, but what the Senior Tour?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, fifty you gotta be fifty older.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So they have fifty have you know, they have majors
just like they have regular tournaments, just like. Yeah, Bernard Langer,
Freddy Couples, Phil Mickelson, the guys. You know, there are
some guys. Uh uh, there's some guys that are on
there that you know that I'm one.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Hey, damn, this is crazy when you think about Tiger
having to play on the see A Tour and you
forget how old he is.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Now mm hmm body shot.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
His back is messed up too, ain't it still back?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
He got a chi le's you know, he messed up
his knees in a car wreck. That almost calls him
his life.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Damn, that's crazy. That's crazy, old Tiger.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You chat because we got some time tonight. Guess what
we got your favorite segment? You gonna spell o sinko?
Or we got a spell over tonight, spell all tonight.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, Hey, listen, I've been waiting on this because I've
been studying.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You've been studying.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, you go.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
You gonna understand? Why was an academic scholar? Why was
the spelling be champ in nineteen eighty six and nineteen
eighty seven?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Why made the Dean's List? Why made the Honor Roll?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
What Jimmy Dean a Paula Dean?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
The real No, the real Dean's List At the Oregon
State this man talking about he a scholar, a Rhodes scholar.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Chat. I'm not sure we can read a road map,
but here we go. I can read it. The first
word hallucination, hallucination, hallucinate hallucination.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Huh is it h A your h o?
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Okay, Uh, I know h A h O h like
ha is j so h A double L helloo? You snation?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
He I know, y'all. Ye check they say your stop cheating.
I'm looking right at the camera.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Okay? Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Hallucination a A L double l U s c I
n A T I O n hallucination.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, I'm I'm saying he had a rough with the
lamb with the last couple of times. He was tough
for this, so letting let's cut up with some slack. Okay,
the next word, Yeah, this poignant pant.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Point. I think it might be p O and I
y y y point po po. I know that I'm
gonna get this wrong.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
P O n I n I e t pos am I.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Wrong pe o I g am n a n t poignant.
Wait pete six, spelling again, p O I g n
a n T.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
See what I mean? You see why the English You
see why the English language makes no sense at all.
The way you pronounced, the way you sounded out, the
way you pronounce it is not how it's spelled poignant
and chat. Y'all better not be laughing at me either,
because I know damn where y'all ain't know that either.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
This was gonna be pretty easy talk to me. Ambivalence
mixed feelings or emotions. Okay, I'm am biling, I'm ambivalent.
Your word is ambivalence.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
M B Wait a minute, come on, now, get get pronounceing.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
That am ambivalence.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Okay, am A M bivalence b I M bar a
m b b I b I ambivalence l E n.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
C A m b I v A l E n
c e ambivalence.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
How much was all.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
He was off?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Dam?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Okay, this was an easy one.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
You say that every time.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
And the word be.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hard, incredulous, what incredulous, not disposed or unwilling to believe?
Incredulous and trying out. I had never heard of that
(30:52):
ship before. Okay, okay, it's I n c r E
d U l o U s incredulous. Okay, this words
mean tending to betray, treacherous, treacherous, tretch russ treacherous. Hey,
(31:19):
you got that stubborn herd.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
All right. Treacherous is easy.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
T r E t R t r e A c
h t r A c h E r o U s.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Alright, already, I know that's easy because it's on.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
It's on. What's your mac car is on call? The duty?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, that's that's easy.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
What's it because that's oh my goodness, that oh joe, Hey,
that was funny boy. Costic the word is caustic, costic,
corrosive in tone, caustic cost.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
It should be C O S T I C, or
maybe I K costic.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
C A U S T I C. You see what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
You see what I mean. This is what I talk
about with the English language. It is pointless to add.
Why did why even put the U in there? What's
the point of putting you in there? That makes no sense?
You got me, hey, man, you got you got two
out of six? So Joey, hold on, you got me
in tears? Boy, you got me in tears.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I just knew get. I just knew get.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Hey, what what was that word again?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
What was the word incredulous? I just knew you gonna
get it? Ojoe?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Oh man, boy, you got me? Whatever that was?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Google?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
There?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Boy?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Okay, wead all right, oh joe, Now it's time for
dunk on unk.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Hey boy, oh man, that was funny.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Okay, here we go, if we go, if we go,
I go, Here we go, we go. We got dunk
on unk. Let me know you, let me know you're ready,
Let me know you're ready. You ready, I'm ready? Okay,
here we go. All right, chat, here we go, Here
we go.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Chat.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Listen up, do not chat. Please do not put the
answers in the chat. Which player holds the NBA record?
Excuse me, which player holds the record for the most
points scored in a single quarter of a playoff game
with twenty nine?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Sleepy Floyd?
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Damn it, Wait a minute, now, you didn't answer the
question correctly, Eric, Sleepy Floyd.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Okay, but I'm not mistaken. I think it's do. If
I had to guess, I would say the Warriors. But
that's not what you ask.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
You had you the Oh Joe Jordan, give me the
fake cause I'm longed on i'p early we Hey, you
see this right here, high speed fiber optics. I'm gonna
stop playing with me, not chat. What y'all saying? Now,
what y'all say?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Now? Chad Chack Klay.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Thompson has the most point scored in a quarter in
a regular season game at thirty seven.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Right, okay, all right, you ain't gonna get this one though,
you ready? Yes, who is the youngest NBA excuse me,
who is the youngest player in NBA history to score
at least fifty points in a postseason game?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Now?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
I got you, I got I got you here, I
definitely got you youngest player in NBA history to score
at least fifty points in a postseason game.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Yeah, Chat, we got him, Chat, we got it.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Shure, I'm gonna say, I guess I gotta go damn
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Damn is right. But
that's not the word.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
We got him. I don't know, Lebron. No, absolutely not
the answer you're looking for. The correct answer that is
is Rick Berry at twenty one years and two is
sixty one days old. He scored fifty five points for
the San Francisco Warriors in nineteen sixty seven playoff game.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah you score the basketball.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, here we go. We're gonna We're gonna
go for. You're gonna go over for the rest of
these questions, which team is the lowest seed ever to
win an NBA championship? Which team is the lowest seed
ever to win an NBA championship?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Hold on up, Titus Man, now, no, no, don't blame Titus.
You're finna go oh for. You won't get another one
right tonight. I can tell you that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Mean giving you easy questions to pass as two three
shows when we did dunk on out.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, I got I got a sh the Washington Bullets
that that is absolutely wrong.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
That is absolutely wrong.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
It better not be the Maverick.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
And the answer you was looking for is the nineteen
ninety four Houston Rockets, who were a sixth seeded entering
the playoffs and went on to repeat at.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Champions By that I should have got that one.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
I know.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
No, you shouldn't have. I told you're gonna, Oh, you're
gonna get another one right tonight? Okay, which head coach
holds the record for the most consecutive playoff appearances without missing.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
In NBA history.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Which head coach holds the record for the most consecutive
playoff appearances without missing in NBA history.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
She I'm gonna go Greg popa bitch.
Speaker 5 (36:55):
God damn it.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Okay, you got that one.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
You got that one. You ain't long long, you got
too long. You got too So the answer you were
looking for was Greg Popovich, who guided the San Antonio
Spurs the twenty two consecutive playoff birth from nineteen ninety
eight to twenty nineteen. Yes, now, let me get you
back on this losing streak. Which player set the record
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for the highest scoring average in a single postseason series,
putting up forty six point three points per game. Which
player set the record for the highest scoring average in
a single postseason series putting up forty six point three
points per game?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah not will yeah if it's not
gonna be well, because everybody will say will.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I know how you feel.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Elgium Baylor.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
That is absolutely wrong. I apologize them, But the answer
you're looking for is the logo Jerry West. Jerry West
raveraged forty six point three points in the nineteen sixty
five Western Division Finals against the Baltimore Bullets. I was
at that game. Here we go, last one, so basically
(38:26):
we even forget you fine, get this the wrong too, okay.
Which player holds the record for the most points scored
in the NBA Finals clinching victory. Keyword clinching NBA Finals victory.
Which player holds the record for the most points scored
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in the NBA Finals clinching victory.
Speaker 10 (39:02):
M hm.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Hm m and that wife and wife, that wife, I
looking kind of shitty.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, how many points was it?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I'm gonna go if recent I'm gonna go, y'all is fifty.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
W W dot? I mean you following O Joe, is it, Glitcher?
Hold on, hey chat if I glitcher, Joe Glitcher?
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Hey you you read that from the chat?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Oh, Joe, he got I'll just ask you now. All
I wanted you to do was confirm it. And when
you wouldn't give it, because you normally give me clues,
but when you.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Wouldn't give me no clue, I'm just saying the chat
all the whole the chat put Giannis up to everybody, putting,
I ain't look at that, no chat, the chat right
in front of you.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
No, oh, I don't got to look at the chance
I'm putting.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
I'm putting the asterisk by that, by that answer, I'm
putting to ask.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Question you want to ask me.
Speaker 5 (40:16):
We went on, No, you ain't wining nothing beach with you. Now,
that was the tie. That was.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
That was the time you were cheating. Now I know
that the chat saw it too.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
They knew it. They saw it.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Oh, Lord Mercy, I missed. I missed the easiest question,
the rockets man. How did I miss that?
Speaker 4 (40:36):
One?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Never undeathed the Rudy t coin and frase never under
mess estimate the heart of a champion.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Damn. All right, it's time for Q and a.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
M hm, greedy grim the man this time to hook
chat ask on phonics that' see.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Whoever said that they know damn way they can't spend
them words. Now, what you're not gonna do is get
on here acting like you just spelling be champ. Don't
do that.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Either.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Uh. Pat Doub said, Oh you better not let stephen
a slide at the next mess a right to lose
the third seed to the Pacers Celtics back to back.
Oh no, he already know, you already know. I see
his ass this week. Oh he better than not. And
we go and we mess right if I think we played.
Uh we played Houston tomorrow, right, Houston tomorrow and then
(41:32):
Portland on Sunday. All we got to do is win
one game. We got third seed locked up. It's old
for him.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Oh he ain't sliding, Pat.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Generation Ozimpic Olympic Luca is prolific, five.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Sheldon Pope.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
KD is going to be looking for a team, O choke,
can see KD and your city player for the heat.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
What's the pitch, O chok.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
You can sell KTE to come to Miami and play
I mean live, I.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Mean it's Miami.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Miami is Miami a place like here.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
I think if we get we can get Pat Ridley
to take a back seat and not try to enforce
her in the ruler of all ways that he is.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh Joe the Miami.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
He was in the midst of a twenty seven game
winning street Yes, sir, and to cert his power, he
took cookies that he knew Lebron James was looking for.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Does that strike you as a guy that's willing to
see anything.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, you're right, You're right, You're right.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
But if we if we here, he nation want to
get back to our winning ways.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
We need someone like Kevin Durant to come in here
and just give us a chance.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
I'm not you need to stop. You need to Pat
Ridley to stop trying to assert his power.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Well, we need Mickey Harrison need to talk to him.
Then Mickey need to say he.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Turned it over. I mean Pat has ownership state.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
It's just Mickey and his son are the major and
his family are the majority owners.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Do have a percentage in that That ain't happening.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Doctor Frankie helped Bell me, h, don't you hate when
people owe you money and can tell you all the
things they brought, But can't brought you your money, Yes,
bring that money, Oh Joe, love y'all.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
It was that snitcher man snitches.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Doctor frank doctor Frankie.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
You know, man, you know I bought this man. You
know I'm going here. Hopefully you go up by the
bank to bring me my money.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Hold on them.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
But you have to understand what I'm what I'm pursing
is stuff that I need. This ain't just ain't just
that willy nilly. I had to give me a new place,
you know, due to unfortunate circumstances. I wanted you all white,
you know, because I I just got saved, so I
want all my furnish. I want everything around me to
be white, as if this is heaven.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
You know, somebody said about oh it stopped being immature
on both sides. Guy, if you're not an athlete, you
don't understand. Most times, o Jo, when a player of
Lebron James, when things are a certain way, ownership, teams, coaches,
make sure he gets that, Oh, okay, that's what you
mean to make sure to get that up the cookie
(44:17):
shit lay Okay. God will stay in the same hotel room,
God will sit on the same seat.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Guy sat in the same seat continuity. You don't mess
that up.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Just like they didn't bother Jordan when he wanted to
go and play cards the night before a playoff game.
They didn't bother Jordan. Why why are you messing with that?
That's when you're trying to show I'm the boss and
I can do it. You in the midst of a
twenty seven game winning streak and you say, nah, you
(44:55):
know what I think.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
I think. I want no cookie to night. I want
to show y'all who boss.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
But if you if you don't understand athletes and the
mindset that they have, right, I mean, it's hard to
explain to a normal fan.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Yeah, because I don't think fans understand the routine that
we do, and we should.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Don't.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
We stick to that same routine over and over and
over because it becomes a part of what we actually
do before games.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Oh Joe, For ten years, I had donuts if my
locker donuts, three Big three three blueberry donuts, three chocolate
chip cake donuts from Dunkin Donuts, three packs a Big
red six advill in my locker every game from nineteen
(45:43):
ninety three until I retire. I mean, somebody could have said,
you know, Mike could have said, or Brian Billy could
have said, you know what, don't buy him no donut,
don't put no donuts in his locker, don't put no
big red in his locker. Don't put no ad deal
in his locker. Why think about it? Why you have
(46:13):
the cookies for years? You in the midst of a
twenty seven game winning streak, and that's when you decide
that you don't want cook it.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Let that sing it on yo, yeat it on Joe.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
That's saying you you you in Cincinnati, Yes, sir, And
they got y'all have an ice cream? Y'all don't won
thirteen fourteenth straight games and say, you know what Mike
Brod said, Nah, they ain't having no more damn ice cream.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
What don't make no sense, don't make no spook.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Curbyhas your dog? Oh, Titus and Teddy need a nanny?
Really miss it? I got you Look at that, y'all.
Would they got Auntie for? She got to earn the place.
She gotta burn. She on paint roll, she gotta earn
that ship. Thank you lord, it's just arrested.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Jenny abral Oh oh, I'm in the same. I'm the
same way with your rules. I make my mom go
to the bathroom the past gas. I don't even like
hearing the sound of my own p I learned to
control it. I will not do two with three people
that are close, dark closed, the dark, dough y'all, thank you, Jenny,
thank you, oh Choe. And I just try to figure
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out these women. I just want to know the women
that just walk around just passing gas. Now, think about it.
I grew up in a situation where a little kid,
if a young girl with past gas probably and hear it,
women would say.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
We don't do that. Ladies, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Now, you wait till you get growth and you just
walk around just like.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
Let it, let it go, let it go.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
I don't, I don't. I don't have those extensive prison rules.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
You know.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
I don't want your stomach hurting. You ain't got the
whole nothing around me.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Your stomach ge it got hurt will if you hold it?
Speaker 5 (48:04):
If you hold it, if if.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
You go to the bathroom, that's what the bathroom for.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Just let it out. It's a place, so it's a party.
It's a part of human nature.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
It's a part of Oh, why don't you just go
on the sidewalk. It's nature if you and everybody do it,
why not? Why you just donna pull your pasts and
go it just passing it? If your stomach oughto you,
if your stomach hurting, why not?
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Well, actually, I mean being being around you, a woman's
stomach would hurt because she's.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Talking about you. So your stomach is never So your
stomach is never hurt. Well, you just would yo. So
you've never been in the rush where you had to
make it to the bathroom? Yes you have, Yes you have,
Yes you have. I'm telling you I haven't.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
So in your forty plus years of living, you've never
been in a rush? No, because I use the bathroom everywhere.
Remember I told you I use the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
So you've you've never had the rush like, Oh I
got to make I'll watch you. I hope I can
make it to the bathroom. You ever been in that
situation in forty plus years?
Speaker 5 (49:04):
You mean fifty plus?
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Okay, fifty plus years exactly? Why not? Because bought you
chew with your mouth open? Why not? As normal everybody
chew food. Why you don't do it with your mouth open?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
I mean I mean you're you're talking about apples and
orangest If.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
I'm about chewing food is not chewing food is natural?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Why do you with your mouth over?
Speaker 5 (49:28):
Woman needs to pass gas. She shouldn't be holding her
holding it in which causes your stomach to hurt, because
she doesn't want to pass gas around you.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Let me ask your question. Does she pass gas in
front of a boss that most of the time?
Speaker 5 (49:43):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Not that? No, most of the time if her boss.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
If she's having a conversation with a boss, does she
just like and go right in front of him?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yes? Or no?
Speaker 5 (49:52):
Probably not?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Oh? Okay, okay, I thought so it's not matter of fact,
you se you see how you control situations. Ain't nobody
passing gas in front of them?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Ball?
Speaker 1 (50:05):
You not passing gassing from You passed gas in front
of Mike Brown. You passed gas in front of Katie Black?
But why not he say natural?
Speaker 8 (50:12):
It's natural?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
What if you don't have to pass gas in no situations?
Speaker 6 (50:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
See, so you talk about the argument if you having
a conversation home, you know I'm not talking about home.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
You with your girl, the lady, you see anything?
Speaker 1 (50:31):
So you should be able to pass gas around anybody
is natural that you're going you're gonna wagh in left field.
We talk about the woman you're dealing with. That was
the topic. That was the whole point, the question that
everybody keeps telling me. It's natural. If it's natural, you
should be able to go anywhere because it's natural. So
(50:59):
if you have a conversation with Katie, are you fasting
gas in front of him?
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh Joe is yes or no?
Speaker 4 (51:05):
I mean probably not because I wouldn't have to in
that situation.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
No further questions quit of topics, say unking O Joe,
don't let o Joe, hold on, don't let rush you
for that fifty two hundred. He took a whole year
to sing you that funk called awards. Oh he oh
big perk two. Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.
I tell you what, don't you worry about it? I
bet you. I bet you won't get no more awards.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
I bet you that.
Speaker 5 (51:32):
Okay, if if matter of fact, it just showed me
a resemblance of the award. I have an architect that
can meet each one, and I just get a replica.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I went my own.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I'm still waiting on a funk go. I went bought
one that is wasn't mine at I don't know. Somebody
broke in the house and stole it. Somebody somebody broke it.
Somebody broke in the house and stole matter of fact,
it's so funny.
Speaker 5 (52:01):
I forgot all about my funk cos so whoever just
mentioned it, I really appreciate that. Now, if you send
me my funk o. I see your fifty.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Two hundred, Oh Joe.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
They said it to me, okay, but send it to me,
you not, oh Joe.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
I think if they wanted you to have it, they
just send it to you. They didn't have my address.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
I don't know to tell you, well, I don't know what.
I'll tell you what I bet you. I bet you. Oh,
I'm gonna have about fifteen Webby Awards up here. We're gonna,
We're gonna, We're gonna win.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
I listen, I got my suit ready to.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Well, Hey, have at it because I ain't going.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
Ain't going no, why not.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Budget budget cuts?
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Well I go, I go on here, I go in
your place, have at it?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Have at it? Yes? What else? Oh you too black?
Speaker 5 (53:01):
I need that? Oh, I need that.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
Oh BT Award, We win that.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Oh yeah, we gonna win that too. Are we gonna
go to the b T one when we win?
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 5 (53:17):
Come on, man, I got suits. I need to get off. Man, God,
looks I need to get off.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Send me my fifty.
Speaker 5 (53:25):
I got you.
Speaker 4 (53:26):
Matter of fact, I get you at the BT Award show.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
No, no, no, no, Nopejenise Parmer, Hey, guys, I just
wanted you to know my sister name is Channing and
she loves you.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
I hope to see you guys in La in July.
Birthday gift to us chatting. Thank you so much. I
love you too, Channing, You are amazing, Denise?
Speaker 2 (53:49):
What about me? For you? Later?
Speaker 1 (53:51):
For you?
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Oh you? Oh okay? Jay two one three? Heyking, Oh Joe?
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Would you rather not have your spouse shower for a
week or not brush your teeth for a week?
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Oh? Man, Joan put my bandthrow that? Cool that?
Speaker 8 (54:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (54:20):
There both of them, but both of them both up
top and down logo.
Speaker 2 (54:25):
We spelling like get.
Speaker 5 (54:26):
Back, but we depend on what you do.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
What you think.
Speaker 5 (54:31):
I'll just say shot shout for a week.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah yeah, you can't. You can't, you can't. You can't
be in my face with this with that.
Speaker 5 (54:38):
Shower for a week. No, it's a little bit. It's
a little better natural anyway, with a little tall with
a little tallness to it. You know where memory you're
a little kid and you tell you and you touch
the barity with your tongue.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
Remember that nine vote battery you do that you was
a little kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing ain't no boy.
Look here you smell ain't nobody. Ain't nobody putting it
face down there?
Speaker 5 (55:00):
Come on, mant gotta have a little twain to a
little twerk to it now. I love little just a
little win. You don't need to be smelled like summer's
even all that, Joe.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
That's one thing about what the hell where you go?
Speaker 4 (55:14):
Where you're getting magnimist to read from?
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Don't worry, Joe, I can't let my brother be spelled
like get back.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
But I ain't never seen that look like something they
selling the club where you get a magnium list. Reef,
iin't never seen him that big.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
I go through it.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Take me, I go through one of these about thirty days?
Speaker 5 (55:37):
May you tripping?
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Man? Yeah you're tripping thirty days?
Speaker 5 (55:44):
I mean, but.
Speaker 4 (55:46):
Yeah, that that's too much. You're doing a little too much.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
What I mean, there's no reason to thirty days. That
whole thing.
Speaker 9 (55:56):
I just went through one, like Jesus Christy, I got you.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Hey, that's one thing about Oh sea, Hey, everything gonna
be a okay.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
I got you my dude white. You know, hey everything?
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Oh no, I got my du I got my dude
white too. Now from your listen, mm hm mm hmm.
(56:43):
Y'alls made it through the through the micaelphone. Oh all
you need pop one of them too?
Speaker 5 (56:55):
You good?
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (57:00):
I be good? At I tell when I smoke my
cigars on, I take an alatoy, put one in the
left poinner, put one in the right corner.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
You never know I was smoking.
Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah, see just right here, say before I come on
the air, See, I run back upstairs. I get downstairs
before I do first tape. I eat my my breakfast burrito.
Asked like, oh my god, I smell listerine from here.
So I go back to step upstairs because I usually
(57:32):
brush my teeth listening before I come down. Yeah, every
night before I go to bed, I gotta brush my
teeth listine of thing down.
Speaker 5 (57:41):
Okay, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Then if I think you know, you know, hey, what
you know? I might get lucky sneaking there by three
or slops there there.
Speaker 5 (57:54):
I'm like, oh what.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
Oh oh, but uh, Channing, thank you for the support.
We greatly greatly appreciate.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
I might have to stay. I might have to stay.
I might have to stay away from that young lady.
If she ain't taking a shower in a week and
she ain't brushing her teeth in a week, I can't
do nothing with either one of them. I ain't even
hold y'allah, listen, brush some teethin' you ain't shower for
a week.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
I got you, I gott I can work for that.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Bro. Man, oh ta look at this.
Speaker 4 (58:36):
I can't see him.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
What are you doing? I know?
Speaker 7 (58:56):
Hey, give me, give me ten more minutes, give me
more money? Can I put you in your place? Okay,
don't get on spot fot fo.
Speaker 1 (59:11):
Ah. Kim Drick Beatles are the meet and greet in
Charlotte Live Show. If so, can you upgrade tickets? If
already purchase, you'd have to call the venue, Kim Drick,
I'm sorry, bro, Yes, yeah, but they are, Yes, they
are meet and Greek tickets and they're still available, Correck,
(59:35):
but you'd have to call the venue to get an
add on something.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Right, y'all ever want to know what Minty Fresh? There
you have it, Uh, Chim Drick. The Charlotte Meet and
greet tickets are sold out.
Speaker 3 (59:59):
Bro.
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Yeah, he tired. He's tired. It's way past the bedtime
he normally in the bed.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
He'll literally go to bed at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I'll keep him up till about eight when, like, if
we're not doing Nightcap, I'll keep him up till like
eight eight thirty. But it's way way past this bedtime.
Oh and I always keep saying the tired on me too.
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