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April 8, 2025 • 49 mins

Bubba Dub GOES OFF on Houston Choking the NCAA Championship & RIPS Steph Curry for Scoring 3 Points!!

Bubba Dub kicks things off with a HOT take on the NCAA Championship showdown between the Florida Gators and Houston Cougars!
Houston CHOKED in the last 2 minutes—4 turnovers, ZERO points—and Bubba ain’t letting ’em live it down!
He shows love to Florida for finishing strong and playing smart, and sends a heartfelt shoutout to Sharp from Houston: “Keep ya head up, young king!”
But don’t worry… he still had jokes—NO free oysters in Houston tonight!

Lakers vs. Thunder Recap:
The Lakers handled business against OKC and Bubba was CELEBRATING!
Austin Reaves, Luka, and LeBron looked unstoppable—and Bubba says what y’all scared to:
Lakers in 7 over OKC, and they got Denver’s number too now that Coach JJ Redick got the playbook in order!

COMEDY RANTS on FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS:
 • Why you dancin’ all night but can’t read a menu??
 • Funerals turn into cash app requests with some of Bubba’s people!
 • Usher feeding grapes to women?! Bubba got time today!

REAL TALK & RAW MOMENTS:
Bubba dives deep into loyalty, betrayal, and the wild world of “girl trips” and money traps.
He gets emotional talking about fatherhood, pride in his gay son, and how real love is unconditional with a lil’ bit of ignorant humor sprinkled in, of course.

This episode is the perfect blend of TRUTH, TRASHH, and TEARS from LAUGHING!

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well they do. Everybody. Welcome to a Bubble Duve show.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Man.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm so glad to be back on here doing my thing.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Man crazy night, you know, n C A championship night
with Florida gagas in the Houston Uh Coogle's Uh great game.
But before we even get into all that, let's go
ahead and hit the like bud, hit your subscribe button.
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Dub Show. Make sure you keep your notifications turned on.
And if you're a new subscriber over here, oh man,

(00:38):
welcome right, yeah, welcome man.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
We we we have fun over here.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
But man, I know y'all just got through watching the game,
just got through watching. When I'm watching, I'm not a
fan of neither one of these teams, so I just
gotta be one honey, it's about this game, man, The
Houston Cougle's choke. They choked this motherfucking game to night.
Last two minutes, last two minutes, four turnovers, zero motherfucking points.

(01:07):
You ain't gonna win like that. The Giggles went down
there and handle business and their last possession.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm gonna be honest, I really don't know. They saying
if people can touch it again, we're bring a double job.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know, but it's the last possession. I don't
care who you are. You gotta get that motherfucker shot outs.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Conmcations, you gotta get that shot off, fam No matter
what to see it thin, it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm seeing the comments, people crying, Oh man, the riff cheated.
Man damn all that the last two minutes of the game. Man,
h Town had four turnovers, zero points. You're not gonna
win like that. Hats off to the to the champions too.
The foarder Geigles, they hunger, there, they deal with they
were posted to. Dude came back in the end and one.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
And that's all you can really ask. As a team.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
They they got, they got stops they wanted and they
made once simple as that.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Damn though, Logiah one rolling over the motherfucking grave right now.
Mine damn each time.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Gonna be down for a couple of days too, because
they just ain't gonna be good down here in the city.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Man, Damn Maystown been nice.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
If y'all would have worn she Land, would have gave
away some free oysters down at the oyster hood. She
it's been all good, but it didn't make it. But
hash I took a young man arm sharp, fam. I
know a lot of people are gonna be a mad
at you. Uh, hold your head out on the cool
young man, hold your head don't jump in the transfer

(02:42):
porgo because of what happened on that last play. I mean,
it happens. It shouldn't happened, but it happened. At the
end of the day, y'all are blessed to be in
the position.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
That y'all was in.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Man, don't hold your head down too bad. Man, It's
all right. It's always like at the end of the tune.
But shot got took a flogged. Gators National champions. They
poured their all. Much respect to y'all. I know y'all
been looking for me, you know, doing those shows, man,
doing the shows, the ones tour.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
But I'm here now, and you know what I want
to talk about, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
You motherfuckers know what I want to talk about is
what them big bag as Lakers did to the Oklahoma
City Thounder the other damn night.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's talk about that Dresh.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You motherfucker wouldn't expected enough to go out there at
first party.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Ain't Oklahoma and handle. I god damn didn't it, but
we did.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hey, y'all see the way a y'all been playing lately.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hear me lucal ship miracle whipping my nage, come on
the kicking asks.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
How y'all notice local number one ain't your number two?
Braun number three? Who working on that ship? Who saw
that shit? Comfort? I didn't see it, but god damn it,
I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
But look, don't let me get a little hell of myself.
This still broun motherfucking team. It's gonna go as lebron go,
simple as that. For if that pop belly bruh drinking ass,
Luca Dungeon keep playing the way he playing right now,
being engaged, playing somewhat for little defense. If he just

(04:12):
played just a love defense. You see what we did
the other night. We wooked ass, and I don't want
to hear nothing about it. Oh, they weren't really playing
you a motherfucking lie. Shave was sweating, Oh because he
didn't give his free throw. He don't fucking desert um.
They don't never call no motherfucking fire for Brun Dougie, Hey,

(04:32):
your foul.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
So when he says something brod, cryme.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I wanna hear all that shit you're lost by almost dirty,
and I loved it, y'all.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
She got past Luca did and he hay, good coming
on visit.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Y'all need to get be honest with y'all, motherfuckerself, and
just admit y'all scattered the Lakers in your playouse.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I would be.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
You gonna know what you're gonna get from me, motherfucker.
You atta be sced of a God Damn. I was
just out there. I seen Brunnie went to I seen
Brunnie on his way to the motherfucking game. He stopped
at the store and it got some goddamn golf.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Real. I was at the store, Brunnie was at the store.
We locked eye. What's up? I was trying to get you, ain't.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I got got the niggas from God, gave from God,
jumped in the car, went on to the game. I
don't the next thing I know about two minutes later,
Luca was coming down the road behind shit. God damn
Luca and brun Brunnie getting off up there in there late.
It's a britiful thing going on in La right now.

(05:40):
Niggas back wearing they jeerry a gig and everything. Man,
I be riding all kind of shit, don't there. Man,
Life is good no matter where you go. Man, I
feel like people should be able to work the ship.
No you don't, all right? Yeah, that's why I don't
worry shit fuck that ship. That shit crazy if and

(06:03):
not just in LA, but it's crazy anywhere you go.
But nevertheless, I'm loving what I'm seeing from the Lakers.
Y'all talk to me, let me know what y'all seeing
from the Lakers. I still got Okay see number one
right now. I'm just talking shit like I always do,
But I got OKC still number one team in the
West right now. But I do feel like in a
seven game series we will beat the Oaklahoma City though.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I pitch you that ship right now. You see what.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Dallas did to him last year with Kyrie and Lukell?
What your think Lebron Lukell? And hey go I do
too him? Shit, y'all don't ain't nothing beside Dimple.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Man.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yok, y'all can't stand that motherfucker up. But I feel
like this year we got dimple number. And reason why,
I feel like we got differ number, even though we
beat him this year a couple of times JJ riggerck
that motherfucker his IQ of the game. He ain't just
he drawing up all kinds of shit, and that's what like.
He know how to attack other teams. And that's what

(07:02):
it takes to have in today league. A good coach
like Greg Popovich, he knew you know, you knew your weaknesses,
he knew your strengths. So that's the same way I
look at JJ ready right now when we play these
certain teams on the thing we can do. But y'all
gotta get a elects credit. Man, We big a hell
of a team the other day, and y'all know tomorrow
we play them.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Uh, I mean we're gonna beat them again. That's true
that way I feel like it.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I don't know how Lakers feeling, but goddamn they ought
to be feeling how I'm feeling.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Well, I feel like we're gonna wanna beat they asked.
They ain't. They ain't really ain't playing for nothing.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
They got the number one seed locked up, so they
might not even play their starters this game. But even
if they do, we gonna tax the ass. Ye know,
that's what we do in LA.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
We tack. Goddamn, you come there late. God damn it.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You gonna check in, and you check you even when
you come in. Now, let me break down the other game.
Y'all keep talking about the selfis. Well, just sure what
got a d and brun We beat the Bosston Celtic.
Y'all don't want to talk about a y'all having forty
five against the motherfuckers. Let's talk about it matter before

(08:08):
we even get to what we did to the Celtis.
Let's talk about how what y'all been saying. Dude, you
didn't come told when y'all got beat by Golden State.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Motherfucker, we couldn't buy our basket. We couldn't buy motherfucking.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Basket because we lost the Golden State. But just what
though the rocket team that we beat just beat Golden State.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You motherfuckers ain't talking now.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Don't Curry Niver for three motherfuckering boy man lebron kni
plet lebron scot three points in a motherfucking game. Y'all
will still be on his hand right now. Ain't no
gold but mine scoring no three points and no whole
guy Curry crying like a motherfucker behind them.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
The sugar shut up. I want you fing is to.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Come on her right now, you big bag a Golden
State fan, come on her right now and got damn
defend Curry for having three goddamn points.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Let's talk about it.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Anybody can beat beat, but it's how you beat beat.
We beat the dogs shit out. Okay, See that's what
we did. I start what goddamnit? You some one, but
y'all talky.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Shit to be. You shouldn't there with Golden State beat go.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
For what wasn't nothing else to say. Golden State just beatles.
But if I bench Gabriel didn't have no what three
points that damn game three or six ports that he
ain't gonna win like that. And they had open shots.
But you see when we hit our open shots, what happened?
Kick ass?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
And that's all we're doing. We kick your nass and.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm getting looking it love getting in the chat watching
y'all cry play.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Look, ain't gonna do nothing. U shut up.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Y'all knew better than giving that white boy Luca, y'all
ass and truck. Somebody say, Curry shot only shot was
a halftime big yup? Y'all got had three points the
whole game. That's terrible, bro, Like, ain't no excuses for
no shit like a curR. Curry got four ring.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Dray mnd you got your start back and force and shit.
I know.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Curry your boy, you love him and hear a franchise
player of the team, but that's one of them. Time
you brain Curry in the locker room halftime anyway he
having three points, oh game halftime and have a long
talk with Bruh. I don't know a fuck going on you,
but you best to put that ball in that motherfucking
basket when we get back out there. If you don't
put the ball in the basket when we get back

(10:48):
after them after the game, I'm beating your ass the
same way I did Jordan Poole. That's what If I'm Draymond,
That's what I'm telling you. Don't fucking play with me
like that. You already know I can't shoot if I'm Dremont,
I can ain't shoot badly can dribble. All I can
do is fire real good. It's show job to put
the ball in the basket. If you gonna put the
ball in the basket, I mean I gonna get paid.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm fucking whooped.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Somebody hate this and that's what they take the day,
you gotta whoop. Somebody has god damnit to let them
know you ain't bullshit. You know I'll get out of
as whoop And I ain't taking that nil, not taking
no affle. I run there, goddamn me. And when I'm
running from you, I'm talking shit to you the whole
motherfucking time. You better not let me get the safety.

(11:31):
You better not let me get in the eyes of
the police. Shit you ass in trouble, niggle thein't gonna
run right to the inter and now and talk all
kinds of shit.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's what I do, tell y'all, some real shit. Man.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I just took Miami out to eat. Don't y'all know
this motherfucker can't read no menu. This bad bill fitst
can't read no fucking menu. But she know every day
is moving the damn world. But when they come down
to read the guy damn mean you, she can't fucking
read you too, motherfucking old for that.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Ain't all that.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Sweating and dancing and all it lying dancing at the
reunion just musty and all.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
That, But you put a motherfucking book in front of him.
They can't read.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I just went away and looked at my Grandma, you
ain't done your motherfucking job, do you.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
You ain't done your mother job. She's still living with
you and can't read. For that, ain't too bag air,
you fail that a mother. I ain't got took, but
I ain't the goddamn arm under god ship. I'm gonna
have what you have now. I'm gonna be god damn.
You can't squeaking your eyes up the nor motherfucker. You

(12:45):
can't read, you can't see. Goddamn you can't raise me
after all? I couldn't then, man, I know y'all got
damn mama can't read. Yeah, what's gonna want to help
y'all in here? Though?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
By that's embarrassing, man, lovem my angry motherfucking death. But
I ain't even know no more, man, I ain't even
know that shit kind of threw me off for a
minute ago. Nah, nephew, I can't read. But you know
every motherfucking dance and know every song in the world,
but you can't fucking read. Come on now, My family

(13:23):
don't like it. I'm talking about it, but fuck them.
Sometimes you gotta be like fuck family.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
The family ain't right. The motherfuckers ain't.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
All wait right, man couldn't use you. They then cry
about it, you know, real talk.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I can't have family member, motherfucker die, God called them home,
die them.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Motherfucker calling me, Hey, fam, you got fifteen thousand dollars
like I just got fifteen thousand dollars laying around and
we're gonna bury such. Shut motherfucker's two hundred us all up,
put five ill looking in here, goddamn it, eight dollars
in goddamn.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
We can get such and some bary cat. Why y'all
keep fucking calling me every time somebody died, God that
you cremate them, nickles, that's my specialty. I'll burn your
ass in a minute.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
No cot for twelve hundred burning going to hell any
goddamn waight burning.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I wanna showing mouth and put him in all this
goachie in all this shit, nigga nailble.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Putting that nigga in No motherfucker go for sending that
shit right to the clingers and wearing that shit to
one on my should. I'm not putting that nigga in
my good shit to send him home. Nil fuck it
by burning that nigga. I'll call her family down right now,
don't even there, look at it, talk to him, hug

(14:51):
him up. Got don't do what you got to do,
because when they wait coming here tomorrow, God damn it.
Only beer ain't gonna be is a picture frame other
his hand burnt. My fucking calling me every time something
bad happened. Y'all wanna call me?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Call God. I'm not stronger than God. I don't have
God power.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't have God skilled, I don't have none of
Let got call him, want me to save everything? Now,
don't fucking do it? Sick of this shit? Trump got
shit fucked up round him. Man, My anger can't even
get throw my stack. Trump got shit fucked up around here.

(15:38):
My grandma four K four one K thing said four
or four?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Err fuck going on? Trump fuck be around here fixing
ship now.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
My grandma talking about moving in with me. Ain't gonna happen.
Love my grandmother to death. But I ain't got time
shiring my WiFi and my bathroom with this whole hell no, Rod,
I'm not gonna show up to my high with one
of them Old James Brown duff for bad and a
damn crop pot top.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Man. You know I don't be eating that much. You
don't but you cook it like you cook it for
the last supper. Go on the road, do my show.
Come back. Every family member and my motherfucking house, all
them running through my shit. You been lying, you got,
you got more than what you say.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You got the fuck out of my house, all them
my cabinets, and all that other ship.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Nose it, motherfucker. Man.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, man, sometimes you gotta be like some family fucker.
Missy killers hard at motherfuckers. You do something for them.
You ain't doing enough.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
You could have been nothing done. I'll tell you what,
I won't do nothing there for your ass. I bet
you got pick a m up from work, do a
good deed. They want it. You wont You can take
them all around the goddamn world for ten dollars. Bit's
ten dollars for gal. Ain't gonna do nothing for me.
I'm riding, riding my goddamn good ain't see too shit.

(17:13):
Bet you f now I go ask to fire away home.
He won't beat me.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I'm not going that way. But the whole time I'm
throwing that damn way, not feeling that shit no much,
the whole lot of shit.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I ain't feeling no more, y'all. I'm just not certain shit.
I'm not feeling in my line no more.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
And all them girl trip cam someming holes on them
girl trip Nike from the time them hole get off
them planes, get down in them hotel room, gigging them
little mustard.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
God damn on swim suits. M shit, tell them a whole.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Pouring me Moses orangees line h dug houlio, the them
whole dikey and they always make up a line. Some
man will following up best. That's that studn.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Ain't my fellow got burned. God damot, people were going on.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I need a girl shit, I need to get away.
You trying to go get licked on hold by queen
the teeth. That's all you're trying to do. My dog
ain't good enough for your motherfuckering ad no more. Yeah,
but when your fat ass homer, you want me to
go get your sea football or you want me to
barbecue for you. But God that when you when you
when you wanna they nasty and you wanna shake and ship,

(18:31):
you wanna go go get that stud, Just get out,
call the.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Seat fists on you. Hope you unfeat every weekend.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
You wanna run your ass to them girls, ain't they
god damn much girl trip in the world. Know what's
going on down now? You gonna got turned out, so
you have to taste of it in college. You were
dyking in college, but you kind of grew out of
a little bit. But now you you got a family
and shit now. But the nigga don't stretch you out
out all the years. Now and you get back around there,
you feel like you young again.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I know what's going on. Then y'all think I'm crazy
when I talked the bitch you got damn right, got choking.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Legedly and prince all round that whole Nick giddy ain't
got nothing on it. Yeah, but why do you think
I got a legitimate Why did he thinking.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Magic come from work? You going to house, the malls
and the Simpson and ship gonna be sisoring in the hill.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Got I'm doing the cision, I'm doing the cutting, I'm
doing the god damn gLing.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm talking about taking big trucks from my goddamn money,
the hole going to goddamn taloon. They went down to
the Puerto Rico two A three times. They have been
to Jamaica with my money. And now all that talking
about she find in herself. Yeah there, your family.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Gonna find I ain't want he goddamn woods too.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I bet you that you big bad Sea football even
goddamn no neighbor having that bbl an't having to have
motherfucker you. They gonna family gonna find you. He said,
I do what I want to do, but I ain't
got no job.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I need therapy. I ain't going yap.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
When I opened up that motherfucking phone that time and
seen that nigga dick, I keep that phone.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Across the goddamn hallway. Nigga with that dick, that big.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Gotta be autistic. I'm just saying, I'm just fucking saying,
my son artistic.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I know that nigga did was so big it was.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
She can't have to be an artistic. Ain't no goddamn
way she harden that nigga shit. She ain't never hoarded
my my dick picture When I send them to her,
she always give me the thuarmbs up. But then Nigga
she hard and his ship. I went through her journal.
She talking about she feels it in her throat.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Ain't making your feeling in your throat? Was burning just
she said, stay slapping lullns.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Y'all want to mind me. I'm trying to touch on
this bitch and rub on her. She don't want to
do nothing.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
She she's sore. Ain't so for mich This shot your.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
H'm that's as salt what he's doing in my bus, man,
that's a salt. That's real, Live of South. And I
know y'all watching, y'all laugh. This shit ain't fucking funny.
Doubt y'all need to be conforting me because they make
me want to go out there.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I wish you, but I don't do out man, mister,
stop chatting the fucking my boat paying leaves.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Mama wanna call me every morning and and pray it
ain't working.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
That ain't work. Chicken merse, chicken murse man. On top
of that, now, this whole one go see USA nip us.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Ain't that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Bernie ship your nice cads so goddamn.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I wish I wore bringing my girl, wanting us a
goddamn come shirt.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
He brings his goddamn sweating James Brown as Man of
Rhythm having ass around now trying.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
To feed my whole grapes. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I'm gonna feed us, sing eve, motherfucking head boo boo.
I'm talking my feet and tool security. Don't get fed too.
I might get knocked out, but the world don't wash
me feed USh. I'm I'm gonna hear us with some
ship he ain't never seen before.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
An't no champ to show me some ship you God
damn right.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, you see the left, but you ain't gonna see
the right coming baby all.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
On TV too, goddamn right. I might get drugged or
out of up.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I might not make it home, but the world gonna
see me finger USh, and I'm gonna finger her too.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
She had too for one come home. I'm fighting for love.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Then, if you're fighting for love everything, don't beat off right,
I'm gonna feed us there.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
You be talking to the two on the waistline, know that, Yeah,
you bring your big bag ass all over her.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Nigga, I'm gonna show you some I bet he go
somebody else and the I'm gonna look up there now.
I ain't gotta say nothing now, but this look she
knows when we getting that motherfucking col girl, you know
with n gonna play with me.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I spent two thousand dollars on the goddamn cities, and
you act bit you can tble?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Did y'all see that I ain't sh if I lost
her goddamn mind fussle fucking up homes.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
You can either hip it or fuck it up. I'm dumder.
I know my whole week, so ussel coming over to
my girl. I can't have I bet I can't.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Y'all can call me all kinds of whole ass niggas
weep my emotional eye.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Don't give a damn well. I'll tell you what I'm.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Gonna feed usher seed Hessi style O nigga kill with
great fit, come out. Yeah, I'm gonna be a I'm
gonna be a hero one from That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nephew.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
You gonna let nobody play in your and you gonna
let nobody play with your beat either.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
You did that. You damn right.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I might not be to see I needed won the
eye for a couple of months, but god damn us,
you're gonna feel.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I bet it won't be no concert in this night.
I bet you that I'm sitting busseled chests and fee
by beat ship out us. We look down with you'all shit.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I beat beat, I beat the dogs, ship out up
right now, want too many more people, But I feed
you behind a bitch, nigga, I'm a mom's When I'm
by myself ruggler, I'm weak, but by behind a whole,
I'm pop out.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
I say, little hanging come, I'm fighting behind out.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Then I'm only going about what I see and growing
Pie five was weak. We didn't have no skins. That's
all the things when in life we broke, we dying.
Now we gonna feel good, But that's when we're really
at our best.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So we don't even know.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
We do our best when we down, when we broke,
But when we get money, we get to feeling ourselves again.
We feel stronger, we feel like we could conquer the world.
Yeah that's that PIPEI type action. But you're the same,
be the same person when you're broke, when we the
same person.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
When you're getting money. Yay, I'm gonna let you laugh.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I'm gonna give you some god damn fas too, Yail.
Bigga used to work paints all off. I ad now
now get tight skin it yet him Hurtle jeans, Louis Belle,
this this and that I'm my mo wanna talking to
me by myself. I'll never lose myself. I know who

(26:25):
I am as a man. I'm a legal I'm gonna
go kill her. I'm an elevator, I'm I'm an inspiration.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Tight nugg.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I get information. I'm not gonna wear hold it from you.
I'm gonna I'm gonna give it to my people. I'm
gonna share it with my people.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
If I go and fish, we all gonna eat when
I come back. That's me.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
That's the way you gotta be in life. But I'm
a firm believer is if you don't work, you don't eat.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Ain't most tastes. If it don't work, these niggles will steal.
I t two us feed my strength breaks feeding it
bitch pearls. You know I'm my old school. I got

(27:23):
an old soul. I'm feeding my bitch. Parrels come but
my old eye.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I got an old timer. Now I got for my grandpa.
I used that when I cut that pear, I can
can he kim.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Let me feed you lot of your old man nutrition.
Lock of the whole.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Give with us men, and they don't never admit. We
change the whole lives we change the whole diets, the
whole being even bad. They whole motherfucking live. Now they
give us some men like us. Now they eating turkey bacon, Mitch,
ain't never heard of turkey bakey. It's eating turkey bacon.
Now it's eating grass feed bison.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It ain't never had some kind of meals in her
body now to be eating, uh, you peste tarian, Now
don't eat no me. She eat fit like we be
changing these women line. They gonna be going to give
us credit for this ship. Man, But you women got
to start giving us good men credit or coming to
you'll line change our motherfucking lie now, damnit start giving
us our throps. Don't drink water every day. You all

(28:19):
talking about juice cocking up water to bitch skin glowing again.
Wasn't glowing one glowing one glowing like that when she
was with Chad, But when she got with you. Now
now she glowing. Now she done got a job. Now
she got a car, Now she got now she got
a baby.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Now she got a lit. We gonna get no credit.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Some good men there watching this show right now, Baby Mama,
treat them like shit. Hold your head, Nikele, do they
passed thing a pass a law? Your baby mama mistreated
you any time in your life, you have the right
knocked fother ass one goddamn pie. I'm talking about knocker

(29:06):
eye last juice every well, tell you something, man, boy,
I don't find me one of them good. So oh man,
I'm talking about she do it so good her eyelashes
fell off. I'm not bullshit. I looked at my left
it well eye last, just everywhere, said oh that whole

(29:27):
really like if a morman really love you, and she
doing that motherfucking hard toward her eye last and come off.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's the one ship after we with egga diggits. May
you want some cough just some coffee, Maybe you want
some going juice too, just a morning June. Bring us
some water too? How many of them goddamn pancakes? She
won't eight dem eight digg scramble.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I took that hole of dignis and spent eighty five
go damn dollars, and god damn, just what When I
went back to the house, I enjoyed myself. She knew
she understood the goddamn mission. Gave me all of for
China out on it commits made me feel good. I

(30:15):
put a four hundred and seventy five dollars on cash
shop shelf on her motherfucking weight. When that money here
her motherfucking the cowshit. Uh oh, you made a mistake.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
No, what did not much? Ain't that's for you? Now?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
These young twenty eight year old dick fine ig want
to be modern? Motherfucker's that four hundred and seventy five
dollars buga pistol off?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
But just what that bitch willga just been four hundred
seventy five dollars short? You wouldn't that guy? Help? God?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Got money, but I ain't gonna take you to no
goddamn God, the real for the rainbow for wrong with you?
Fashion over and shit? You finding you go on to
got she you my old lady. You see me walking
around and got the relver more than female.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
She belong on the me and I don't leave me?
Whatsh do your motherfucker going to the mall that shit
bight some nikes? I pay you got them mar man
some a that's by.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
This sh You not didn't go shit, Louis Alexella mcquiney
elp on.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I be damn you got the bigger one. I think
you could have got a rib you one prop fun
you in and out they goddamn malls inn.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
If you're watching this show right now, I don't give
for damn if I run you in the mall, that's
just what I think of you and in the mall
type motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeh clo. I don't get fair.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
You want something now, I don't really be wanting the
bed bitch, bitch you gonna say, UNC couple dollars bit.
I was thinking we should go stay forty eight. I
go stay four the I get dressed up mm hmm
before we go on there, Steak and shake, bring your

(32:07):
ass up at steak and shake in the men. I
ain't too proud, see, I ain't no big, big, big
big celebrity, get none of that. I want more way
one today, but I ain't thirty year yet. We can
go steak and shake and we can see gout I
eat too. God damn right, I never changed who I am.
Here a damn about what people talking about. God don't
fucking do it. How y'all feeling, man, I'm feeling good.

(32:32):
Big on tour Keachen. Now, this weekend was crazy Friday,
we was in La Saturday, we was in Oakland. Last
night we was in Arizona. Man, they feel so motherfucking
good mind to go out there and just let it go,
just let it go. So many people showing up, so
many feel a single man, and you coming to the
comedy show.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
You're gonna leave. What's uping? I guarantee you ill leave.
Mother and women not hearing y'all have niggas fighting it,
shooting me for what you watch. That's the don't we say.
Your boy's like fucking boy, and that's your business. I
love you. I ain't got nothing against you. I'm just
telling you one I see all these women. I him

(33:16):
y'all niggas will.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Shoot and fight. Yeah, keep it in the buck, kick
me a buck, not someday. Love the tough, he said
up to them. Okay, got into a fight last week.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
They called me. I ain't got to call me dad,
motherfucker fight mom. Then you call me your son down there?
Fight ship he built, liked me up about it, But
a little body like it, Mama? What is cold with them?
Goddamn hands? He get the hand from me. I can't
fight the whole world.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
No, I can't fight but the boy can ain't a
bullshit whoever? Whatever NI did he get with he?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Oh? He a cression for friends. Sh ain't got the
talks not talking to me. I ain't getting that business.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'm from the fight though. I'll tell you that I'm sit.
I respect my son.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I love him to death.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
He do what you do. I don't get in his
motherfucking business. And you know he you know, you know,
you know, he always can stay here if you need
to play state.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I love my boy, can't you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I wish we could shit out and watch the football
games together and ship, but he like watching love and
hip hop. And you know, I be wanting to just
talk to him certain ship about certain things. I can't
because he be wanting to talk about women shit. And
so I've been having a doubt to my son and
his life side that he's chos. And I had a

(35:00):
little piece of game over her one day and he
came over and she was laughing, and and you know,
I told her, Hey, get me laughing at my son
now that that's that's my favor. I love him, Yeah,
you know, laughing a little two motherfucker, hard bitch and
like you, because next week could be calling me and
God damn, I'm gonna leave you in the dark. So

(35:21):
I mean when we laughing at my goddamn son, he
and this motherfucker twisting and going on and ship ship,
that's what he do. When son come over, I go
to the other part of the house.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I let him have his you know, have all that.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I go over him and come on, tell him because
he's fucking bite his friends over they fucking have drinks.
And I love my child. I'm a real father. I'm
a real father, but I'm broken. That's why I told
y'all need therapy. I went golfing and come back to
the house.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I can see his car, and.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I went to a part of the house and he
was in that motherfucker tooth his ass up. And I
been going to church every Sunday man ever since.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Lord, what did I go wrong? Is it me? Heaven?
I started questioning myself. Was it me? Heaven?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Talk to me, Heaven, the Father, show me a sign, Heaven,
the Father, Leave me, Heaven, the Father?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
What should I do with my son? Heaven and Father?
I put that nasty something bitch, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
To goddamn, come back, go your wrongs. You nasty some
of them, heam tell me no, God damn, Mom won't
do all that this high.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's how it's her. Lord won't do all that shit.
We don't do all that.

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(37:45):
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(38:06):
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(38:26):
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Speaker 1 (38:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
But like I say, the NBA Playoffs coming up, well,
the next week, next weekend is going down.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I can't wait. I can't wait for y'all to see
these motherfucking Lakers.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Man. I probably believe in the Lakers more than they
believe in them. They just real talk. We get something
about that purple and gold. It's something about it's something
about that shit being in La when they wing it. Man,
it's just a different vibe in the city right now,
in the lazy It's a lot of love in the
city in La right now. Man.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Just what Luke was coming over and it's a beautiful thing. Uh.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
After East, I ain't gonna lie. You got the Celtics,
you got the Calves. It's gonna come out of low
two teams in the East for sure. Celtics Calves. I
don't reach nobody else beating no two teams. Celtics got
their hands for them. Calves.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I'm gonna be honest with y'all. They got their motherfucking handfull.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
I was just Saturday night off with my good friend
Gary Payton GP and we were talking about it, and
he was just saying he like Calves too.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Just they deep. They bench. It's deep.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
They got like I said, eight like an eight man rotation,
and Boston is gonna have to deal with them for
as the West, y'all, I got Knicks, Nick straight. Ain't
gonna lie nick straight. But I don't think they could
beat the Calves or the Celtics. Let's be real, seven games.
I don't see it, but if they did, it would
be good for basketball for damn sure, but the West.

(39:57):
Uh you know, okay, see h as time man, Like
I can't sleep on the motherfucking Rockets man, most definitely,
most definitely your Doka got.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Them boys playing like some real good live ball right now.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I always deal with your kitchen. Uh. And then you
got my Lakers, man, I mean you got my mothering Lakers.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Like what more can I say? And that's just what
it is right now. With that, appreciate that king. Get
a big man, HeLa will to be scared. Yeah, I
was hoping we would have got a big man, bro.
I was hoping and praying we would have got a
big man. I don't know why they rescinded their trade

(40:42):
with dog connected for whoever.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I wish it gets would have made the shit had appreciated.
Oh more, I don't know, man, to be honest, like
that was some bulls shit. Maybe we get one next year,
But next year, ain't prumbers typed to my I rain't
prumbers to us, bro. That's why I keep telling y'all, man,
after if y'all gonna do something, do that shit now.
Quit procrastinating, appreciate the dedicate, quit procrastinating, and.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Go ahead and do what you're gonna do now, man,
because tomorrow ring from us. There's too much shit going
on in the world.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Man.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
To be honest, man, one day a person will love you,
the next day I hate you.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
So I always tell people gonna get too high, don't
get too low, staying between, keep your.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Nose clean, and and.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Work everything I have. I work for everything. I work
for everything. You probably have you work for. Some of
y'all probably had it better than others. That's cool, but
they gonna make you less than us they all. But
stay focused in these times. I'm just telling y'all. Get
to say this. I always keep my ear to the
streets on certain shit. What's going on above hour paid

(41:48):
grade or what were in our life?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hold what you got.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
It's fun get bad. Telling you try to get bad,
but don't get discouraged. That's I would say. Don't get discareds,
keep pushing, keep being great, arm and keep God first
in your alive.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Man.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
You know you and your relationship with God is your relationship.
I know a lot of people be trying to force
religion on people.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I never do that. I hate when people do that.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Your relationship with God is your relationship with God. My
relationship with God is my relationship with God. And if
I want to sit out in my home and go
to church in my in my living room and that,
guess what I'm gonna do. I had this female trying
to tell me, and it ain't be done all that
you need to be going here, and now you go,
because at the end of the day, when I go,

(42:43):
I'm gonna be by my motherfuckerself. I'm not gonna be
in no cash, but you not gonna be in no cash.
I'm accounting for my own self if you care for
your own self. So I'm me trying to tell me
what I need to be doing.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
You doing.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
That's why you gotta get your own shiit fellas and
put these holes out whenever you fee up. Get yeah,
it's get loud, get out, get get out. I don't
mind saying nigga, and look saying it too.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I'm running this. You might have ran your apartment, but
I'm running out because it's mine.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Comet appreciate it hiking. Once we confirm that, bro, I'm
gonna send you fifty squab business. Anybody else that subscribed
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us know much. Give you fifty dollars. Man, We're gonna

(43:39):
make this shit work for.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
All of us. Five win.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
We all week telling you right now for to get
that big Some of you finna get that breakthrough this week.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
You don't even know it. You've been waiting. You've been waiting.
It ain't came.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Guess what it's coming this week. The breakthrough you looking for,
It's coming this damn week. You just got to believe, man,
Keep putting yourself in position, keep going, keep doing your
thing that you're supposed to do with your job.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes, some folks gonna talk about you, they gonna on you,
but you keep doing what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Don't be like them, being missy, getting in the shit
at your job, getting rogue up. You keep being the
perfect examples that you supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You will grow. Promise you that ship.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Don't be with the crowd that's always talking. I always
got so smart to say, can't never learn because you asked,
they can't listen. How you gonna learn if you don't listen.
Sometimes you gotta know when to close your mind. Yeah,
that's where your pride come in. Here he'll check your pride.
Sometimes you gotta know when to be quiet and and
say ship and get holding again.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
This ship. This shit hall happened. I promise you that, man. Yeah. Yeah,
some people don't say you ass kiss them. But you
got a family to feed. Though.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
You don't want to go back to the streets that's
where you came from. You don't want to go back
to that. You don't want to be away from you,
your girl or your kids, no more your mama. Then
you don't wanna be you wanna do for a change,
And goddamn, it's all about being in the right environment. Understand,
it's all about being in the right environment where you
could thrive and be all the things you wanna be.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
You can't be all that when you're back in the
hood where you get gangstad h. You know you can't can't.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Anything can happen now, anything can happen to you anywhere.
When you're back in the hood and you're back around
in the environment. I kind of look at it like
the algorithm. You understanding what I'm saying. That is the agle,
that's life algorithm. Now, shit you think about it happens.
So if you're thinking positive, positive shit gonna happen. If

(45:46):
you're thinking negative, bad shit gonna happen. Y'all get where
I'm coming from. It's real talk. You gotta think this
ship thing she got bad, motherfucker over all more. I'm
gonna do everything I wanna do it out that should
have happened. Boy, that should have happened.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
All you gotta do is talk.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Lord, Heaven and Father. I wanna get this money. But
when I get this money, I want to do right.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
To pleasure.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
He'll blessure you. I'm telling you your mane. But thank
you all for tuning in tonight's show. Brother on the show,
he knows what he saw and he's here.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
To tell you.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Hell.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Thank It's always a blessing to come around and chopping
over child man, somebody, it's a part of the show.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
It's called hell and I sigment.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Man. Somebody hear me and said, brother, the bigger you get,
uh where you will you ever stop believing in God,
hell or no, well, I.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Always believe in him. I know something don't but I do.
I know what he do for me. He waking me
up every mother freaking morning to come wake up.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Man. A lot of my friends and family members didn't
make it to see my a. Somebody ain't gonna make
it through the night. It's a blessing. Never stop counting
your blessings. I always be thankful for what you got,
not for what you not have. But I always think

(47:18):
for what you got, God gonna give you what you need.
He's not gonna give you what you want. Gonna give
you what you need, not what you want. So be thankful,
be mindful other people in your life and some people
watching the show. Right now, you need to tell somebody
you love them.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
You might be mag at.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I'm holding the grud Tell them now before they gone
go when they're gone, you ain't gonna better tell them
things you sugar told them when they was her.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I see it all the time. Man.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
People can't live with their self no more because they
would mag at somebody and never got to tell them
they love them. So, no matter what end of the night,
you mag at your girl, your kids, or whatever the
end of the night, tell them your love. I don't
care if she gave another nigga head. And I've been there.
Imagine praying for a motherfucker who was sucking another got

(48:02):
me sucking it with bash.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I ain't never suck. She ain't never.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
She ain't never sucked mind like that before, your boy.
But my thing, ain't that bitch she got lick on it.
She glazing over this nigga she's mine, slapping herself with
her She ain't never slapped herself.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
On my meat.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
You all know how that makes me feel mine to
watch your girl slap herself with another nigga meeting.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yet it's heavy. I ain't never heard that.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Before, not never, because I still have to pray for
that big walk head asshole every night I did that night.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, I need therapy.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Ain't nobody gave me no award from holding the motherfucker
from sucking the nigga. I had to hold that whole,
that whole cheating on me and cried with me. But
she wasn't crying when she was sucking that nigga meat.
But she hell or no, she went on her job
brading about that nigga meet. She ain't never want her job.
Bragging by my meat. The only time I who ever
went to her job was bragging them by me.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
By my meat, is what I bobycue. May I'm out man,
ill the child. May I'm out, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
The volume

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Mm hmm
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.

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