Ep 110: Feet And Yeet

Today, this is what's important:

Kyle is back, Adam's feet, new dictionary additions, Wheatus, Seekr, Elizabeth Holmes, walkie-talkie talk, Adam's groin issues, McDonalds, The Lonely Island, Gallagher, and more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
the show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. On
This is Important, Boop comes out of there. We were like,
we don't care, we don't care. That's booty licious to me. Look,

(00:24):
if you don't understand the supply chain of this green wash,
you're a dumb phone you video doorbell, go microbred yourself.
What is the definition of jiggy? I will be able
to tell you everything that is wrought with you. Buckle up. Yeah,

(00:51):
we're coming in cold today. Very cool, very cool. Welcoy.
Thank you guys, Thank you so much for having me
on This is Important. I really appreciate you guys having
me here yet having you absolutely welcome back having you.
It's your podcast. Yeah, thank you, thank you. I've missed

(01:13):
you tremendously. How many do we do without you? I
don't know. I don't know. That's a good question. That's
three you can answer. I want to say four. I
want to say four. Yeah, solid months. He dipped his
toe back in and then dipped again. Yeah, dippy whip. Yeah.
I had to just you know, schedules, but how are
your toes? My toes are cold. My toes are currently cold. Okay,

(01:36):
all the water's warm. Get in, please get in. Yeah,
well I don't have socks. Okay, I don't have them
on right now. Currently sponsors, we're talking figurative. We were
talking figurative to currently there they are big check feet.
Here's some hot hot cars. Look at are you flat footed?

(01:56):
You look very flat? Yes, sir, I'm flat footed. Does
put that back up there? Put that back up there? Yeah?
What then what is going on? That's adamall dude? Will
you crinkle it? Wow? And let's explain it for the
people who aren't watching described at the bottom, my feet

(02:17):
look way more disgusting than your feet. Really well, if
we're talking like gross feet, I think I guarantee I
have the grossest feet of our crew. Let's see him. Yeah, Adam,
that's that's why I love living with you back in
the day, because I would see your feet all the time,
because no matter how gross, your feet were more gross.
I remember thinking like, Adams are fun. Adams toenail situation is,

(02:39):
you know, I mean, we know what you've been through.
And he can't even get up. That looks like oh,
my god, this is like a monkey ball bro. Jesus,
oh you snatch some salmon. Bro. What is that on
the side, yo, what's on the side that looks like submit? Dude?

(03:02):
That's where I get the staff infection every once in
a while and I have to go to the hospital. Wow,
that's that's my staff infection zone. You get way old.
I get staff infections all the time. Those are the
most fuck uet on the pod. And you didn't even
see the toenails, dude, And the tonails have gotten grosser, dude. Yeah, yeah,

(03:25):
like you know how one was like all green and
weird looking Now, I would say eight of my nine
toes are gross because yes, because one was in because
because you know, one I fell when I fell off
when I was jerking off in the bathtub, of course, right, well,
documented you have eight green toenails. And what's the one

(03:45):
that's like really, let me look at him again, Let
me look at him again. Where's that little piggy going? Yeah?
Where's that is that? That one's going to the damn market? Baby?
That little pig you likes roast beef the rest of
your foot? No no, no, no, no no, no, no no
no no, Okay, I take it back there. Okay, one
to three, four, five, six or gross, And I got

(04:07):
three pretty nice little little nibs. Okay, I like that.
Put them on the cam for the YouTube, or my feet?
Don't don't you normally put lift your leg up super high? Yeah?
I thought you were like, you know what, watch this?
Oh the desk moving down. The desk is moving down
on camera. Come on, dude, I tore my fucking groin. Dude,

(04:29):
I'm currently in a lot of pain. I think I'm
hanging out with some of you guys tonight. We're going
to go on a party bus tonight. You're gonna see
I might wear a back brace. I might wear a
back brace tonight. Okay, dude, you might wear a backbrace. Wait,
Adam and Kyle are rocking backbraces. Oh that one's nice?

(04:50):
Wait is that your arm? The one next to the
big one is pretty nice? Whose arm is that? It
does look like an arm? That's a really wild dude.
This is going to get us flagged on YouTube, Like
where fun? Dude, This this episode is not going And
then and then look at this. This is a narnar
And then look at the little My god, dude, your

(05:12):
toes are long. Yeah, Bro, God damn dude. You know
what they say. You know what they say, right, yeah,
what what if you got toes? It's weird, but you
know what, you know what they say. Yeah, I didn't
know this was going to open up Pandora's box. Bro.
That's that's a lot of toe content, dude. I come when, Hey,

(05:33):
when you were showing those feet, I was like, and
you guys were like giving him ship. I'm like, those look,
I would love to have Kyle's feet. That's the worst. Yeah,
I don't love don't don't, dude, I do. I'm sure
that his smell worse than my mind smell totally fine. Yeah,
they're terrible. They look like the staff Yeah nice. Yeah, well, yes,

(05:56):
yes they do. They smell good. Now, now the toe
nails themselves, if you really get into the nails, probably
don't smell that good. Admittedly, he said probably, he said probably.
So here's my question, have you thought have you thought
about getting the nails surgically just taken off forever? Why
would you do that? Can you do that? Something that

(06:17):
you could do? Is that real? Bad? That's what like
ultra marathoners do so they don't have to deal with
like here we go marathonail getting ripped off in the
middle of a race. That happens a lot because hangnails
are the worst. Yeah, yeah, because you're just running for
like two miles or whatever, and then your nail starts rubbing,
rubbering roe sooner or late after a mile seventy or
whatever cracks off. You're bleeding. You're dealing with that, you're

(06:40):
getting closer to God, you're running from your Probably I
knew about like I knew about, like nipples bleeding. That's
a big thing with marathon runners, their nipples bleeding. Yeah,
it's the biggest thing. Bloody nipples. That's a great bloody nipples. Dude,
If you're not bleeding at your nipples, how bloody do
your nipples get on earth when you do a long race?
How fucking bloody? But you don't do like an ultra
you know it ran like a hundred miles or anything psychotic.

(07:02):
I've run a one marathon and it was big mistake. Yeah,
it seems like the worst bloody, bloody nipples or what
definitely had some chaffing. If you it's I think it's
you get bloody nipples if you're out there for a
longer time. If you're finishing under four hours, I don't
think you're gonna get bloody nipples. But if you're out
there for plus, ain't no time to bleed, you're gonna

(07:24):
have some saf because my my nips get pretty raw
back when I used to be a cyclist in my
cycling days. Your boobs are huge, right, because you're out
there for a long time. Your your jersey gets sweaty,
and it's the material. And I know you've got some
sharp dogs, sharp bass. I do have sharp dogs. My
nips are on and popping. That's solely because your shirt

(07:45):
is rubbing against this material. Huh. And and that's why
that's happening. What are we doing here? That's that's why
it gets. That's why it gets like bloody, right, because
it just because the tip we went from showing our
feet to this its pverted. I'm doing science. Hot hot

(08:08):
hot is a perverted pod smokes man. I'm just doing
science over here, dude, that's it. I'm just working with
science and biology. A hot hot hot it's hot. Well,
so would you consider getting those because they're heinous? They're gross, right,
and it would we're saying these are fake toenails that

(08:30):
you install, all right, that's subjective. Yeah, needs to saying
is you can actually have the option nowadays to live
without any toe nails? Is that what you're saying? Well,
why do we have them in the first place? What's
their function? To protect your tone function? What do you
mean to protect yourself and teeth? What's up with the

(08:50):
what do you mean protect your from? What? What are
you protecting? What are your toenails? Jumping away from fifty
two the fucking Mountain Lion. In case you drop something
on your feet, Helmie, you drop something on your feet, right,
you're out there in the gym, which I know you
sneaky get it in. I know you sneaky around and

(09:11):
you're out there sneakily getting it in, not letting anyone
know about it, but sneaky getting it in. You drop
what you drop away in your haste, It lands on
your foot, hits your toes, the toes turn a black purple,
a black hue. Don't know about it. But your feet
aren't broken. Your your toes aren't broken because the shell.

(09:32):
You think that's because of the toenail. Yeah, it helps.
It's a little shock absorber. Do you think it's a helmet. Well,
it's not a shock absorber. I think it's more of
like a helmet, a helmet. It's a helmet, Yes, a helmet.
How do you say helmet again, Kyl, it's a helmet, helmet,
it's a helmet. It's a helmet. What am I saying?
What am I? Yes? Yeah? What are you saying? Yeah?

(09:54):
We're asking you. Yeah, we're wondering what I was saying.
I'll just wipe my brain. I'll say the toenails are
like a helmet. That's how I say, oh, so, now
your wife and things. Okay, that was great. I say
words wrong all the time, Kyle. So did I say
helmet right? We can get back to tote. Did I
say helmet right? Well, no, you're currently saying it wrong. Correct,
you're saying helmet. I don't like when you know that

(10:15):
you say it wrong. He's like, you're saying with the
I yeah, I'm with yeah, Yeah, I'm with you. You're not.
This is Kyle Show I'm with you where he says
words wrong and then and then people are like, oh
you butcher that. He's like, I fucking got you. You've
been put on this helmet. I got you. Dude, I

(10:36):
don't actually say wash my hands. I guess it's just
one of those days, chill days. Did you have an
in teachers that said worsh? My nanna, my nanna said worsh?
Why specifically teachers? Teachers? Fucking Crutcher said worsh? I know,
but say that. Don't ask us if we had it.
So I had a teacher, Well, that's not a normal

(10:57):
thing for a teacher to to ask you if if
you're gonna worsh your body? No, she said wash your hands.
The teacher is not asking me. Should be talking about watching.
Why is the teacher in the bathroom with you? Anyway?
There's a sink in the classroom when you're doing science experiments. No,
we're getting to it. You guys didn't have sinks in

(11:18):
your classroom. For the record, we did, right, Yeah, please, Okay,
So one teacher one time in a science classroom asked
you to wash your hands. Wash one time, And you
asked us if our teachers said worsh. This is a
good deconstruction because what are you doing when you ask
that question? What are you doing when you ask that question?

(11:41):
Are you trying to just make a statement? But you're
doing it in the form of a question of a generality. No,
I think what really I think what really sucked me
up was this was a moment. This was the first
time in my life where a person who was in
charge of teaching me I was like, you're wrong. Why
are you saying that? Fucking right? This is second grade

(12:02):
and you're saying worsh there's no R and wash. Well,
this is where things get interesting. What is wrong and
what is right? To you? As far as far as
language are you do you think what the what Websters
and the Anglo English is that? And what region to
you is the correct right way to speak? Sorry, this
is all everything that happens we made as a society

(12:24):
as humans come on like, there's and who's we? Who's
in charge? Well, that's a great question, let's talk about it.
It's Webster? Who is Webster? And look, I'm not knocking
the show. Who is Webster? Webster? Actually really good question.
Marriam Miriam Webster, Miriam, she's beautiful? Is that a female

(12:44):
or a male? Miriam Webster? I think it's two different
probably two guys, right, Mary Mary and Am Miriam Miriam.
It's two last names. I believe Brian Merriam and Chad,
Chad Webster, Brian and Chad. So these are there, all
the words, so they hold the keys. They hold the
keys to what's the word and and saurus. Well, I

(13:08):
think they're being too willy nilly with the dictionary. Wasn't
like added bling bling and like booty delicious or something
was added? And you're like, I don't know, do we
need to add bootylicious to the dictionary? Did they add?
I know that they added um, they added jiggy. I
remember that for legitness jiggy because it was like getting

(13:29):
Jenny with it and people were saying it and it
was like, we gotta put it in the lexic definition
of jiggy. I specifically remember a day when they were like, yo,
we're adding bling bling to the dictionary. I remember that
news story. They do it every year. It's a whole
like segment on the Today Show or whatever. Who's doing this?
Is it Webster? Is it Mary's probably like the family

(13:50):
and the descendants of Miriam. Do you love them? It's
probably the descendants of Mariam. Yes, Bootylicious is in the
Oxford Dictionary. Oxford Who the his Oxford? YEA who's r?
I don't. I don't. I don't know about Oxford. Yeah,
that's some British it don't. Yeah, we don't. We don't
count that. It's bootylicious in Webster's dictionary. Yes, in two

(14:12):
thousand four, the term bootylicious was added to Miriam Webster's Dictionary.
So they were two thousand and late on booty licious. Yeah, well,
you can't be two thousand and early if you're the dictionary.
You gotta wait to see if it catches on. So true,
you do not want to be early to adding words.
You do not want to be two thousand and early
if you're the dictionary. Need to make sure it's a thing,

(14:33):
it's real and it's going to stay. That's why you
put by And are they salty? Now that people don't
really say bootylicious except for like my cool my cool
aunt who will always drop Wait a second, what's up?
Can we talk about this? They just producers just put
a whole list of words that are now in and
this is good. You're either in or you're out. Su

(14:53):
Suce is in. That's suspect. Look, Eli w K and
Jankie just got Jankie just got in. Jake has been
around forever. That's some bullshit. That's some gate keeping. Mcgiver
just got in, mcgiver. This can't be real now, that
can't be. Mcgiver's a word. Yat is in oyat got in?

(15:16):
Oh that's you eat, that's you, dude. I don't even
what does yeat mean? Again? What does he mean to
express surprise, approval or exceeded enthusiasm, excited to throw, especially
with force and without regard for the thing being from
right right? Like okay, so if you like just huck

(15:37):
something against the wall, you eat it, yeah, or you
say like you you got to really say yeaked when
you do that. Act. To me, that's super cringe unless
you're a baller and you know how to mcguiver some
adorable looks, dude, adorable adorable? Oh my god, dude, the
wet the digitary is way sicker than when I was

(15:59):
a kid. These were are fucking fired. I mean the
dictionary what they're trying to stay relevant of course, and
look without shrink flation. You know, kids are two thousand
and late on the dictionary right now, so they're trying
to throw in some words that they like. It's for sure,
the sort of it's the side hustle to LARPing on
Galantine's Day. You know what I mean, guys, kind of up,

(16:21):
I kind of dodd. That's what's crazy. I was just
looking at that side level up your mud season or
your surface wave because the dawn chorus it's atmospheric river guys. Wait, yeah,
and go celebrate Galantine's Day. Okay, this year? What is it?
What is it? What did you say the dawn chorus?
What the hell is that dawn chorus? It's when you
tie your dicks together. If you don't understand the supply

(16:42):
chain of this green wash, you're a dumb phone. You
video doorbell, go microgrid yourself. You got to explain some
of these words that you're just saying them now, and
you're I'm looking at the same list. I can't find
all these words that you're right, it's scrolling at a
different level, Adam. It sounds like you've got a LaGG
a metaverse. You spoon con Hey, you just got pooned

(17:03):
p w N. Okay, why don't you go somewhere in
virtue signal? Pouned was in the dictionary as well. P
w N is in p w This is Miriam Webster,
not Oxford. So what's good about this? What's good about
this is you can use all these words in scrabble.
That's what this is all about. That is what's good.

(17:24):
What's good about it? That is way to call that out, Kyle,
thank you. Yeah, you can now throw yeat on the
scrabble board and get some fucking points, play boy. Yes,
I like some of these. I like some of these
new words though that I didn't know. It's not even
like really a word, it's a phrase. Which what are
you looking at? What's don corus? Don corus? I don't

(17:45):
know what that is? The singing of wild birds that
closely proceeds and follow sunrise, especially in spring and summer.
But that's sick because a word that that's two words.
I think Jeez coined that too. Oh yeah, yeah, that
makes a lot of sense. What it's all, they're all
rap affiliated dawn courus, Get up for the dawn courus.
That is some bird watcher ship. Who was the dude

(18:07):
who just kept saying don chorus every fucking exactly. It
comes down to one person. I hope it was just
the guy that remember that it was that video of
a guy who saw that train who was like Oh
my god. Yes, and he was like, sure, I hope

(18:28):
he got into watching bird don coruse, I'm gonna come.
That's what he said, mud season? What's mud season? What?
Mun I think? You know? It's exactly what it says.
It's just a time of year, early spring, that is
characterized by excessively muddy ground. What the funk? That's the
dumbest shit I've ever read. Yeah, this does not need

(18:50):
to be in the dictionary. I'm actually a little bit upset.
I'm getting very mad at this. We got a couple
of gate keepers to the English language. Well, I'm just
saying Webster kind of fell off end of yeah, majorly
you you're an Oxford boy, Now I'm an Oxford man.
Ever since I've heard they were first to bootylicious, which
is a good word to add, we all stand by bootylicious.

(19:18):
Do we think the connotation of bootylicious has changed? Like
before it was like that's a nice looking ass, but
now it's like, hey, how was that ask that you ate?
That's bootylicious? Is that what it is? Now? That's what's
going on now, wouldn't you think it would be? Oh? Now,
it's more about the actual taste of the ass. So

(19:39):
you're saying it it gauges flavor, whereas before it was
kind of just gauging the roughness. Yeah, well what other phrases?
It only delicious that has delicious or is there any
other thing with that suffer delicious? Bubblicious? Yeah, bubb food.
That's food. Yeah, so it's always food. So Durs, You're right,
there's gotta be another one, must be taste. I feel

(20:00):
like if you said that to a youngster, they'd be like,
what do you mean as booty list as you ate
her booty and you have to be like, actually, it's
about how it looks. Uh you see j Lo, No,
I believe it was. It was Yonce, right, was it?
I think it was Destiny's Child. I think j Lo, well,
they made the song, but I believe j Lo was
the crossover booty that America that kind of hipped white

(20:23):
America to the value of the rear well stated disaster.
My guy stated guy, I think she was. I think
she was the crossover booty. There were many many booties before.
You think she was the crossover booty? Oh yeah, definitely bootylicious. Well, see,
here's the real question, Like when we were kids, booties

(20:46):
were not a thing, right, they were a thing for guys. Well,
what about certain mix a lot, sir, mix a lot
was like, I like big butts on guys, butts on guys.
Women liked butts on guys, and then the guys were
more about the breast. Legs man. Every once in a
while there'd be a legs man's yeah, look at the

(21:07):
legs on that one. Very proud people. And it wasn't
it wasn't about the butt. And the turn of the
Millennium we were. We were riding that right wave. We
were the Willennium, if you will, the Willennium, thank you,
the turn of the Willennium. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, absolutely uh,
and we rode that wave. We were the first generation
that we're like, we came around were even though the

(21:29):
generation before it was like hooop comes out of there,
comes out. We were like, we don't care, we don't care.
That's boot delicious to me. And obviously I'm not saying
that Jennifer Lopez had the first butt, but I think
she had the first butt of of recognition that uh,
corny white guys were like, yeah, I mean I like

(21:50):
big butts, like that was a fun kind of novel
song because it was like, you like big butts, what right?
Like yeah, they were like that's kind of weird. Yeah,
And now guess what. Now we eat big butts. Now
we all eat and eat big butts, and constantly it's
all I do. It's all I do, Baby, I get that,

(22:12):
get the sampler, pladders, sons out buns out right. No,
I wonder when, I wonder when it's gonna go off,
big butts, And now it's it's gonna go Do you
think it's gonna go back to press or do you
think it's gonna We're gonna find another part of the
anatomy and we're gonna be like it's all. It's gonna
be down to the catch all elbow meats, thick cankles
meeting calves by the ankle. It's all elbow meats and cankles. Wait,

(22:35):
what is that thing called the nut sack? Elbowt skin?
It has a really funny name that's pretty good. Elephant skin.
That ship that's like it's called your elbow, that ship's
elephant skin. No, it's called like a ding a dinghis
or something is something that's a funny name. All right,
Let's look this up. I'm gonna look up. I'm gonna
do a Google. I'm gonna say, nuts out. What's the elbox?
Is this in the Oxford or I wouldn't don't use Google?

(22:58):
You seeker, Kyle Seeker? Can you seek? I'm on seecret
right now, seeing anybody seek dot com and you shall
find Secret. That's not it's it's s E E k
R dot com. Come on, let's get that money. Come on, man,
it's by the way. If you're still using Google, you're

(23:19):
fucking fucking you're two thousand late. You've got no good
looks and disaster, my guy, and you're fucking disaster, my guy.
Seek and destroy. Kyle, what did you find on secret
dot com? I'm not finding anything right now. If any yeah,
well Todd just hit us up with it. He I'm

(23:40):
guessing he you seeker, Yeah, you must have. I just
had trouble. I just us it says weenestest weenest slang
word for the excess of loose skin at the joint
of one's elbow, which is technically referred to as a
old cranny old skin. You would say, Adam, every doctor

(24:03):
listening to this podcast just lost frippy. Oh dude, I
love how many lawyers are are DM and me being like,
first of all, fuck you guys, I am a lawyer. Uh,
And I listened to the podcast because I think in
like last week's or the week before, we like said
that lawyers don't party. Listen to the podcast. You can't
have long hair and all that. Yeah, you can't have

(24:25):
long hair and beat the lawyer. But hilariously, multiple of
the people that DM me were like, I do have
long hair. I do have long hair, and I am
a specifically a weed lawyer, And heads up, buddy, cut
your hair and honestly not listen to this podcast. If
you listen to this podcast and your lawyer, I'm not
hiring you. Don't tell them to cut their hair. Do

(24:47):
not tell them to cut their hair. That's how they
can express themselves. Man, good luck. I'm just all I'm
saying they could keep the hair. I'm saying they will
make more money as a lawyer if they don't have
the long hair. Maybe they're not doing it for the
love of the law. Yeah that's maybe. Maybe they're lawyers
with good hearts. That's why people become lawyers, as they

(25:10):
just love the law. If you're a lawyer with long hair.
You heard something about like the bar exam and you're like,
tell me in open bar. But I wouldn't mind studying
that California bar does sound top there? Let me let
me get a course light. Tap the rockies when those
mountains turn blue. See now we're just talking about days day.

(25:35):
Oh my gosh, my weenness is getting hard. Okay, So
it's Weaness. That's what that that's the funny name you
were talking about. It wasn't that the name of I'm
just a teenage dirt that they What do you mean?
I don't know you mean the band? The band? What
it wasn't that? Well, that's sweetest sweetest Tod came. Yeah, Yeah,

(26:02):
you were closer than I thought, because I was like,
what are you talking about? Todd? Were you from again? Todd?
Todd's from Philly? Philly? Wait? What the what is the
weetest weetest is the name of that band? I'm just
a teenage shirt that's going on the board next. No,
you're doing a great impression. So the fact that you

(26:23):
guys don't know this song, I know the song Come
with me Friday. Don't say, man, you're crushing dude, you're crushing.
Thanks good surprise. You didn't get it, dude, you I
know you know that song, the song we've listened to
Weeds sing the song with you. I could have, but
I didn't know Weetest. I didn't know that name at all.
You didn't know the name absolutely not. Okay. I knew

(26:45):
it was something like Weenness, but it isn't. It is Weetest.
And you know Weetest listens to the pod. Absolutely there's
a one chance that a member of Weetest listens to
the pod. Big shout out to weetas, this is for you,
This is for you. We do it all for you. Yeah,
shout out to weets if everybody except for the band

(27:05):
members and we just want to go ahead and turn down. Yeah,
I want to say, big shout, big shout out to
the bassis of weetis who is my guests. There's the
basis of whets. He doesn't get the same love as
the lead singer with that cool voice. So Ran has
a lot of free time time to listen to podcasts,
and I just want to say, what's up to the
basis of wheat is that for sure listens to the

(27:28):
podcast Now everyone else can tame it back up. Turn
back down. Specifically, I'm talking to Matthew Milligan, who I
know has to listen to the pod because he is
the basis of weetas and there's a one chance that
that guy listens to the podcast. Thank you for listening.
We love you, buddy, love for you. We're still teenage

(27:51):
dirtbags at heart. Turn it back up, hot. Did you
know Matthew Milligan off the top of the dome or
is this you just wake you that or sorry it's not. Yeah,
Todd tought you secret dot Com to look up Matthew Milligan.
He had it so quickly she can destroy my friend.
Did you try Google first and it didn't pop up? Right? Yeah?

(28:13):
Google doesn't have it. We're all sec all day over here.
Google would restricted access. It's like something happening over there.
Google dude or secret Google one bit. All my homies
hate Google dude. I've been off Google. I was a
bing boy for a while, but now I'm Secret dot
com all day long. Thank you, straight up, straight up Bing.

(28:36):
What a swing they talk? You know, they were like,
let's let's get in this game. Yeah what did Bing
do that was different from Google? Exact same thing, same thing.
But you know what well, I'm sure there's something behind,
like the algorithm or whatever. When look up something, what
do you sei for an image? It uses big really
really series of bing girl mine does. Maybe I can

(28:58):
change that, but well Todd just said, is Microsoft owns bang?
Why iPhone? I have iPhone? Microsoft? Is Siri? Microsoft? Hold?
It can't be it's a it's a iPhone. I can't.
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why. But for
maybe I'd changed it. But for years it would send
me like through bing and I click the bing to

(29:20):
be like, why am I? Maybe it was like an
ad that you that was getting you. Maybe Siri was
advertising being or something. No, Like when I would say
Google images black what No? When I would say yeah,
I would Google images anything, You'd be like eating and
I'd be like, I'd be like, what eat? About to

(29:43):
eat my phone across the room if I didn't know
that image, Oh my god, he eat Google dog. I
got to keep it a hunting. It is cool to
be if we are the first ones off go goal
to be like we started it so in fifty years
when people are like doing something else, we can go.

(30:05):
We started early to the Google exit. How people are
like mass exiting Twitter right now, which I'm like, hilarious,
who gives a ship? I mean, people give a shit?
It's so weird. Well, it's also like, I'm like, just
if you like Twitter, just use Twitter. It's since when
did we care about you? Still like watch the news

(30:27):
and ship even though that they're all owned by fucking lunatics, right,
And I love how they're going to post the picture
of them getting off Twitter on Instagram as if Instagram
is not awful. Also, it's all crazy. You can't be
a billionaire without being a little fucking nuts because nothing
means anything to you, Nothing means Anything's true, It's true. Yeah,

(30:51):
you've completely lost sight of what it means to be
a part of just regular society. I mean that being said,
it sounds awesome and I hope it happens to all
of us, and I hope we all end up being
psychopath that we've become billionaires. Yeah, we're just billionaires and
just we're lunatics. That would be super fun. Yeah, that
would be a cool life path. Yeah, but we will
be and I will admit it, and I will just say,

(31:14):
as I throw hundreds of thousands of dollars at people
for fun, it's fun. Is this a cool time to
sell everybody that we've we've come up with a cure
for the hangover, but we just need your money first.
And it's a it's a subscription service. Yeah, we need
once a month, every monthuple of times a month, A

(31:35):
couple of times a month, yeah, twice a month. And
it's going through the FDA right now. It's gonna take
a minute, but just give us your money, now, give it. Uh,
we're not gonna Elizabeth Holmes. You know this is crowdsourcing.
That's all we're doing. If we can't get it together,
it's not our problems. Did you guys watch that show? Yeah,
you guys watch Elizabeth Holmes show. I know about it. Yeah,

(31:57):
I saw that. I watched the documentary. I thought, you're
a referee. Seem like your aunt. She is my aunt.
Very cool, dude, I could I see it in the
eyes that they are related to that she's related to you.
Who is this person? Why am I? Elizabeth Holmes is
the sorry explained it? Yeah, Adams, Like I kind of forgot.

(32:18):
She's a now or she would became a billionaire because
she started this company that basically said it could do
all these blood tests in one little box and and
it would be like super fast, super easy drop. And
she convinced everybody, dude, and Walgreens like had them in
their stores, and it fully just didn't work. And she

(32:39):
was running blood tests through other machines made by other
companies that have been around for quite a while. Shout
out to Siemens, by the way, for fucking doing it right.
We're Semens boys always have there. What was the blood
what were you testing for cancer and anything? Yeah, like
home blood tests, send away blood test Like it was crazy,

(33:00):
and it was supposed to be just like a prick
of your finger and and then it would figure it out.
I mean, it's a great idea, but it's like it's
like a guy just that, like a stoner friend of
yours that always has good ideas, but he is never
able to actually do the thing right, like we all
have those ideas were like, yeah, it's just a it's
just a prick of your blood and you're able to

(33:22):
see if you have cancer, and you're like, wow, that's
a great idea. But then she convinced people that she
could actually do it, when in fact she couldn't. Weird,
but how does that it just didn't work. She got
into Walgreens and all that ship like, and then she
stole people's blood basically because instead of going old school
and having to go and prove things like you used
to with medical equipment, she kind of hits her wagon

(33:44):
to the Silicon Valley mindset of like, if you don't
get in now before we even drop, you're gonna be
the people who like heard about Uber early and past,
and nobody wants to be that now, especially like big
banks who are just gonna make a trillion dollars getting
uh in early. So she just conned all these people,

(34:04):
including Michael irons eye. You have to watch. There's the
documentary and then there's a full on show with Amanda Sigfried,
and Amanda Sigfried did such a great job because I
think she's a pretty beautiful woman. Amanda sig Freed is
pretty and beautiful. She's pretty beautiful. But in the show,
she does such a good impression of this woman that

(34:26):
she's like terrifying, which is her big scary eyes, the
bad hair, just the flyaways. In real life, she does
this fake deep voice to sound more like a man
the actually woman, the actual woman Elizabeth Holme like talk
like she on purpose lowered her voice, right right, I
know that to try to be more convincing for some reason,

(34:50):
as if that's not a fucking insane thing to do that.
She just did it because she wanted to be in
a boys club, or not wanted to, but she was
in a boys club. Of all these people in Lord,
her register to be taken more seriously, misfired, total misfire
because she sounds fucking like Dracula or something. Batman. She
put on a Batman voice. Yes, Andy, R I P

(35:13):
R I P Batman in the animated series voice that
is true. Just died today is a little spot of
your blood. And I will be able to tell Okay, yes,
I will be able to tell you everything that is
wrong with you. I like you sound super trustworthy. Here's

(35:36):
here's the deal. You're gonna want to get it early.
What if we don't, You gonna want to Well, remember
what happened with Uber and yeah, okay, well that's what's
gonna happen here too, So okay, you're gonna want to
get it now. I'm about to pass out this work.

(35:57):
Look at the vein in my forehead. Dude, imagine having
to do that. For all day long. She went about
her life. She just like up and changed her voice.
Could you imagine like for your job or just up
and change your voice forever? Yes, in the bathroom right now,

(36:18):
I gotta take it. I gotta take a ten one
real quick. To give me your board works where you're
going now, Blake and saying ten one in the voice.
Everyone listening is lost except for except for like three
p A. That's what that is. I know what the
dead one is. Hey, let's give him. It's time for
It's time, time for their inside Webster moment inside Hollywood.

(36:44):
Thank you Blazer for bringing us into the inside ten one. Baby, Well,
you want to explain what ten one means? Absolutely, Kyle,
you want to take it. It's your whole moment, buddy.
Let's go, guys, Welcome to the Inn Hollywood Minute with
Blake and today we're talking about what ten one means

(37:05):
on set. Ten one is just simply when you have
to use the restroom, take a peep, specifically specific right
because you're taking ten minutes to do a number one. No,
that's what I no, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
uh do not take ten minutes, Blake. It's it's a
very quickly. It takes the amount of time it takes

(37:26):
to take a piss and then and if you need
more time, you say ten to, which because that means
you're taking a ship and you're gonna need a little
more time. Right, No, that's too And Adam, what's a
ten three? No, that's ten minutes to take up. Ten
three is when you have to jerk off. You have to.

(37:46):
You're sorry about it, but you have to go. I
think you're always allowed ten minutes. You're just liking the crew.
A lot of this is great. You're you're always I
love when I'm not the one you know words, this
is for me. You're always given ten minutes to do
what you're doing. You're just alerting the crew what it
is you're doing. No, no, no, this is either pan

(38:08):
or you're pooping. But people need to know what it's
not ten minutes. There's no time cap on a ten
one or a tend to. You're just letting them know
what you're doing. So like if the door is closed
and you're looking for me, so they know where you're at.
Place where those numbers come from. First of all, don't
take ten minutes. People are waiting on you it's from
the military. Why are we repeating military? What do you
mean the military? Talk to me, sweetheart? What's ten mean

(38:31):
in the military. I don't know, but I know that
there's a bunch of stuff like ten four, thank you,
ten four ten four. That's when you're gonna jerk off
while you're taking a ship. It's blunk. You know. There's
a bunch of stuff on set that is also military
speak that people like, what affirmative copy of that? Copy
that copy that. People say copy of that all the time.

(38:52):
Maybe it's walkie talkie talk it's people say copy of that,
and people say ten one. So obviously when I'm saying,
it's full full on military and ladies and gentlemen, that
was the minutes learn something new every day? Wasn't that education? Man?

(39:13):
That is fun? And I wanted to shout out, Matthew
Milligan from the basis from the band wheat Ist, that's
what ten one means. And feel free to use that
on tour on stage. So free to use that on
tour if you need to take a quick ten one
between songs. Don't let the rest of Wheatest know if
you need a ten minute break and you gotta just

(39:35):
go take care of biss. Take your ten minutes. You
don't need a ten minutes. Don't take ten minutes. Just
go as quick as you can come right back. Ten
minutes for a pa, ten minutes for a poo. That's wild.
That's wild. That's wild. You're gonna ruin people's day if
you take ten minutes. Play missed you, guys. I mean
you're you're taking ten minutes, but nobody uses all ten minutes.

(39:55):
You're just your maximum amount of time. You're gonna be gone.
It's ten Shut up, bitch, thank you? All right? Will
you please? All right? Bad? Is that that was just
aside from Adam? Was it? Yeah? That was me. I went,

(40:16):
whoa sound bored? Yeah, we're gonna get that on here, man,
that's really good. No, I was saying it sounds bored.
Are you guys coming down tonight? Are we gonna go
on a party bus together with? Did you guys? I

(40:37):
wouldn't say I'd be coming. I'm gonna meet you guys
at Medieval Times dinner and tournaments. We're going to Medieval
Times for my thirty ninth birthday. You're not coming, Kyle,
I gotta go back up to the bay. Because my
son is having a fourth birthday party. So I gotta
get back up there tonight or tomorrow. Standible, I think

(40:57):
it's tomorrow, So you and I'm gonna go straight. Okay,
So could come? So I just have to travel. What
I gotta go up there and help him set up?
You know what, Kyle? What I just want to do?
Not come? Yeah, thank you? Do not come? Do not?
I love the Yellow Wolf Drap. Come for a little
bit and then just do one of those you're going

(41:18):
to be miss Kyle. It's Medieval Times. I know you
love that place. I love I love Medieval Tar. Yeah,
I'm so fucking psyched, dude, I wish I why it's
it's my birthday. We're celebrating. I should be drinking. Why
am I not drinking? You guys are already beating me
to it. I don't know. It is weird. Well you're
in a back brace, brother, yea, paste yourself? I do, hey, Adam,
Admittedly it's weird. It is. It is very weird. Do

(41:41):
you think that we're going to get kicked out of
Medieval Times tonight? Is that what we're going in like thinking?
Or I don't know, Hey, those forty year olds over there.
Not forty nine, dude, I'm not quite forty. I'm still
and dude, I'm limb being out of my thirties too,

(42:01):
like i've been. I've been injured since February. Yeah, it's
bad for you. Like not my groin hurts, uh, Like
I have to wear a back brace sometimes every once
in a while, I have to wear a back brace. Now,
you and Kyle both rock. Your fucking toes are falling off.
Your toes are just molding. My toes are falling off. Adam,

(42:24):
what's going on with your back brace? Dude? What's going on?
Why do you got to wear a back brace? Dude?
It's just part of the groin now. Now it's it's
the same nerve that wraps around your let me get
bone and then goes up your back. It's now it's
seasing up back there on the lower part of my back,
on the right side. So I'm going to a physical
therapist therapist and he's like working me out, but he

(42:47):
every day he's like, I don't understand why it's not releasing.
It should release your nerve because it's your nerves swollen,
your nervous the nerve, the muscle that's tightening around the
nerve and then it's pinched it. If you want to
take a trip up here, Adam, I'll send you to
my guy and just as all hands on Dick, He's like,

(43:08):
let's get all the hands on dat me. I just
want to send you to my guy to see if
he can do it, because he is absolutely the most
painful magician of all time. I would love that. I'm
willing to try anything. I'm also I think I'm gonna
try acupuncture soon. Yeah, acupuncture is tight. Yeah, I think
I'm gonna try it. Funk. I'm like, you're just in
pain every goddamn day. Like I don't understand what's up

(43:29):
with your nerves. It's like they're asleep. It's like there's
been night quill poured on me every night. They're not releasing,
they're not waking up. Something is rocking, dude. First of all,
it's not my quill. It is ze quill. And it
says right on the bottle non habit forming. That said
I can't sleep if I don't take it. Let's talk
to those long haired lawyers about non habit forming. What

(43:52):
is that? Man? How did that get on the bottle? No, dude,
my lawyers are going to have short hair. And I
asked the doctor when I went blind earlier this year
and had to spend the night in the hospital, I
asked the doctors about my zequial addiction because my mom
and my sister and you guys, and and Chloe and
everyone everyone in my life was like, it's the zequill. Uh,

(44:16):
it's made you go blind. The doctor laughed in my face. Dude,
this doctor was like, what the it was? Dr Bro
was like, what the fuck? Bro, No way, it's not
the quill. Also, I'm also a lawyer, Bro, I needed that. Man,
you're cracking my ship. Can I tell you why he
laughed at you ad him? Because he's getting paid by

(44:37):
big ze quill. Okay, if you watched Hope Sick, he's
getting paid on the back end and I haven't. I
didn't know you should. It's so sad this you understand,
Mr documentary. Look, I I personally was not affected in
any way by the opium epidemic that happened, But like opioid,

(45:02):
what even is? I might get into that which one?
But this you got to watch this show because it
just lets you know what went down the last decade
with people it's crazy Viva Labama. Well, I think I
think that would help my pain because I am in
a lot of pain and that it is a pain reliever. Right,
This would actually be a cool thing to talk about

(45:23):
it at length, about how bad it is, and then
do it anyway and kind of chart how you go
and see how you like. It's like supersize, like Supersize Me,
but with opioids. Don't get me started on that movie,
like that movie, because that was okay whoa. When that
movie came out, I was at my peak supersize me

(45:45):
moment where go to McDonald's and I supersize, and then
they stopped supersizing, but they also introduced chicken Selects at
the same time introduced so then I would get a
number one with a sprite and the chicken selects, and
then they brought back supersizing, but I was hooked on
the Chicken selects. So then I get a number one

(46:07):
superside with the sprite and the Chicken Selects that I
eat because I'm on, Yeah, that sucks for you, dude,
sucked up your whole ship. Sorry up man. The guy
had real good McDonald's rhythms and then like that that
movie came in and just jacked them all up. I'm

(46:28):
sorry on it pissed me off. And like, dude, and
that's not eat. I don't think that's eat Hamburger. It's
definitely not a down chorus. It's for sure jankies chorus.
It was definitely mud season. Those chickens legs had a

(46:48):
mud seasoned out. Die read After you eat all that,
I'm sure you feel mad, leggy. And if you live
in l A and you know the twenty four hour
fitness right on Sunset in Hollywood next to the arc light,
there's a McDonald's behind it, and me and my homie John,
we would go work out for an hour or whatever.

(47:09):
Your boobs are huge, sure to McDonald's. So like everything
you did protein loading, well, how old? Because that's that
you could do that in your twenties. You know, Yeah,
I was still you still care, Kyle does. I'm limping
into thirty nine right now. And if I even drive
past him McDonald's, my my gullet just drops two inches

(47:35):
just driving by. It's most like your spider sense. You're like,
there's fat food, fast food around, Adam, Your your gullets
drop beetle around here. Oh my god, I still got
to hit it up for a Shamrock shake? Do you
have always claimed Shamrocks shakes since I've known you? It
was a tradition in my family. That's huge, man. Really yeah, okay,

(47:57):
good because they would so they're every year there'd be
like an awards season. This is our heritage, son, I
mean honestly, and there's an awards season thing, and I
would go watch my brothers go get their awards for
like their sports and stuff, and I get picked up
from swim practice. My dad would be like, We're going
to get some Shamrocks shakes. Then we're gonna hit the

(48:17):
awards show and watch your brothers get some trophies. And
every year I'll be so stoked sitting there in the audience,
like good job. Only So Shamrocks shakes are just what
are they during? Once you sip that Sam Rocks Shamrock shake,
it's a fucking down chorus, doll. Once you have that
Sam Rock well, yeah, St Patrick's day. Okay, So what

(48:44):
does that March? March? Absolutely, yeah, March fourteen, the Irish, Yeah, March.
So that's after the winter, that's the winter Sports Awards
night in the City of Evans. Yes, it would be.
You're busting in spring. You're celebrating spring with a little
shamrock shake. That's what it is. That's gorgeous. We're putting
a cap on the winter where I'm from. Actually, Okay,

(49:09):
I'm so sorry. Are there any giveaways, takeaways epic slams? Uh? Apologies?
Any apologies or giveaways epic slams? Lots of you know,
I'll give a shout out. I'll give a shout and
I want to see if you guys recognize what this is.
Style boys, Oh that's from a pop pop star, right, Yeah,

(49:30):
I got a couple of years ago for like Halloween situation.
I haven't really warned it that much, but uh, because
the glitter comes off and goes all over everything, and uh,
it's a fucking night bath. That's dope. You know, it's embarrassing.
I've never seen pop star. Oh my gosh, it's funny, dude.
Oh it's a good one. It looks funny. I always

(49:51):
think I'm I'm like, every time I see it, I'm
like I should watch that, and then I don't. But
I heard it's great. Let me tell you something for me.
I think it was the last funny movie. Whoa, but
we've we've all we've come out with movies since then.
Game over Man came out after that, after that, Yeah,
I think so. I'm not counting that it might be

(50:15):
funny in the Game over Man, but it didn't make
It made several dollars, and I'm sure they got pissed
about it. It is super duper funny. It's very funny.
There's some really funny songs. Oh yeah, Bin Laden, right,
Bin Laden, that track goes it's a black, black, black blanger. Dude. Well,

(50:35):
I mean the Lonely Island guys are very very funny people.
So shout out to rock for sure. I'd like to
give them flowers. Let's get flowers. Even though I've never
seen pop star, don't do it. They'll die compliment, not
a deadly flower. I'd like to give flowers to the
Lonely Islands. They're fantastic. They are one of the funniest
groups going right now. He's right, and I know that

(50:57):
they were a big inspiration to the four of us
when we were first starting out. We used to watch
their videos and we we loved them. We tried to
stay close to their heels. Man, we were chasing them.
They put YouTube on the map for like people looking
for content, right for us for sure. And now now
it's secret dot com of course and we know that.

(51:18):
But do they YouTube cut them a check ever or there?
It's like, thanks Lazy Sunday, I don't know, it wasn't
Lazy Sunday was the SNL thing that was by the
time they went to SnO, you're talking about like maybe
Stork Patrol. No, I'm not nobody watsu Stork Patrol, but
you and me maybe Adam and play. I love st Patrol.
But Lazy Sunday was on SNL. But then they put

(51:42):
it on YouTube. Maliboo boot, don't not recognize you, and
then YouTube became I bet they didn't get chipped off.
They didn't get nothing, and that's cablamo. Oh. Anna, our producer, says,
I watched Stork Patrol. What year did you watch sports
Stork Patrol? Anna, Anna producer, what year did you when
she was in middle school? When I was in middle school?

(52:02):
That's helpful, so like two years ago, that's really helpful.
Flowers to Anna for being a cool middle school kid
watching store Patrol on YouTube. Yeah, man, I'll give my
flowers to wait. What was the name of the guy
did the voice of Batman on the animated series. He
really was just a great, great, great voice of Batman.

(52:23):
All I know is this died at sixty six, but
just was that was the Batman of our era? Like
really cartoon kicks, fucking ass mask still good. I have
Kevin conn thank you. I have my kids watch it,
and you can see that when they watch it, they're like,
this is totally completely different than like anything they've ever

(52:47):
seen because it as it acts like a grown up show. Yeah,
you know, like the way when Batman pulled his dick
out in The Joker's Wild episode Phlematic, it was like whoa,
and then clay Face turned into like a big giant dick.

(53:08):
And let's start forget about Gallagher. I know Gallagher, Gallagher's dead,
but did he die? I haven't seen anything outside of
Isaac has said it twice today. No, No, people are
posting Watermelon Moses all that that sucks. Yeah no, he
I mean you just look it up Blake and it's
he's dead at seventy six. Did you seek it? What

(53:28):
do you guys remember about Gallagher? Besides the watermelon. Gallagher
had a brother who would perform. Yeah, that was the
big there's big drama. There's also there's also something where
Gallagher claimed that he was the reason that Ninja Turtles
one came out as a movie, Like he had that,
like he was involved in that. I believe it. Yeah,

(53:50):
I believe it. You know, he was the original Casey
Jones think about. Yes, you're right, he was the original
champion of that project. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, which
is a big shout out to Gallagher, another fallen soldiering
he was the guy who had the giant couch. Also, right,
there was like a trampoline and he was jumping around

(54:11):
on it. Yes, and he also wait what yes on
his stand up show. He has a giant stand up
show that played on million zillion times on Comedy Central. Yeah,
and he'd like pull shit out of it. Yeah, He's like,
let's look what's under the cushions. He's tight. He coin, right,
he would throw the coin at the talk about words.
He would love our dictionary chat because that's what that

(54:34):
dude was. Yeah, yeah, that's all we talked about last Big,
Little and Little Big. You know, if Gallagher was the
right age he'd listen to the podcast for sure, Flowers
to Gallagher, Yeah, it would be him and the basis
of wheat big shout out to him. And that was

(54:56):
another episode, very special episode of which one it's hard.
The whole friendship, friendship, Dunna, dunna na. Wow.