Ep 129: Tell Me All Your Thoughts On Dishwalla Cause We’d Really Like to Meet Them

Today, this is what's important:

Being a bitch, Blake's birthday party, Anders vasectomy, grocery shopping, Tom Snyder, Kyle's vasectomy, french fries, doctors, OnlyFans, aliens, Dishwalla, and more.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. On
This Is Important, You're gonna whole Hogan t shirt. My
test called Zack. Maybe an alien's orfice is like radioactive

(00:25):
or something. You don't know, because nobody told me to
fucking shave my shaft, and they use scalpels and nobody
taped my dick at all. Buckle up, Oh yeah, gentleman.

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And I'm making Grandma to my friends wheel and then
they get Grandma to you. They're away. Oh chilling, O,

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go ahead, just chilling. What about are you wearing a
collar today? Called What's going on with your fit? Dude?
You look like pretty stylish? The hell are you Matilda
from the book? Yeah? Looking like Wednesday Adams? Yeah, what's
going on here? No? This is like a cool look.
This is like you're a skateboard prep like you go
to a prep school. But also you might do a

(01:35):
kick flip at launch. All right, that's right, This is
like skater funeral. They're like, he didn't the trick, but
and I dressed up for it. He landed the trick
of life. Right, Yeah, I've been wearing a lot of
collared shirts. I think it's stemming from the from the
pickle ball. I think, Oh, do you have to wear

(01:56):
collared shirts to play pickleball? Yeah? Because I got like
tennis shirts. Come on, man, we just set you up
for skateboarding. We brought you down a cool road, and
you're taking it down pickleball. Dorcdum, dude, come on, man,
I'm sorry. I'm too old and not good enough to skate.
All right, I can play pickle That's well, you were

(02:16):
too old when you skated. I know, That's what I'm saying.
My God already have admitted that I probably won't get
on a board again. Yeah, Blake, aren't you on the
pickleball trains? But I have some What do you slamming?
That's a self slam? Don't hate yourself. I do a
lot of self slamming. I'm a beta. I'm a beta bitch.
I like carrying my own heading. There's a self slam

(02:39):
like that. Yeah, I don't even worry about it. Dude,
But the collar, but the sweater, He'll go a bitch.
I'm a bitch too, Dude. He's a bitch. Being a
bitch is sick. Yeah, being a bitch is fucking cool man.
Hell yeah, fuck me, dude. Assholes are out bitches are
in bitch of such a bitch? No good, No, they're not.

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Assholes are cool assholes getting fucked We assholes? Okay, dude,
Blake had a birthday party. I'm a classic Monday night
birthday party. Was such a fun day to have a
birthday party. And the whole I was telling Chloe, I'm like, dude,
I don't I'm not gonna drink. I might have just

(03:20):
like one or two drinks and kind of call it.
You know, I'm still don't want to drink post Marti gras,
you know. I was like, I'm still like, 'll understand
it though, right like from now and then cut too.
It's two am. I'm like falling into an uber like
I took like fifteen buzz balls to the face. Jesus Christ. Wow, wow, dude,

(03:46):
it real quick. Shout out to Chloe for being like, yeah,
we'll be here till too. No, Chloe pulled the rip. No,
Chloe was not big. Chokoe was sick. She did she
didn't even cook, and she was like, you're for sure
going to be out till two at least, and I'm like,
I'm telling you I won't. It's a garrowon tea and

(04:07):
then just was and then every photo is us shotgunning
beers doing buzzballs. You're chugging tequila out of a Dijury
do Jagermeister. I think it was several, It was several,
a lot, it was a lot. Oh you did a
few times? Yeah, yeah, good to see her using the
Didgerido man. Yeah, I get where do we get those

(04:28):
dig redus? Because I have a six foot tall dig
Redo in the corner of my room too. Those were
a gift they were in the music Alcoholics rap gift
from our music supervisor Jennifer Pike. Shout out to Jennifer
Pike and Jennifer Pike And why did you give us
a dig red music? Because it's music that's what the

(04:52):
Skinny Boys used. It's also super cumbersome, like it doesn't
fold us. Is that what you want? You want to
just change what a culture has been doing for hundreds
of years? And too, Yes, I want the Digury Do
to be updated to be like the Lightsaber toys, you know,
where you can go like and like they zip out
kind of like one of those cups that you like,

(05:13):
a camping cup. Yes, I feel like if we could
get a digury do in that fashion like Wooden. Okay, buddy, well,
I mean you just sort of it never bothered me
ever in a million years. In fact, I kind of
stopped seeing it. It's just been in the corner of
a guest bedroom for seven years. Have you ever tried
to make sounds come out of it? Or is that

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not something blown on it? He's done everything with that thing.
Have you put your first week? I had it. I
used to a handful of times, but now it just
lives in the corner of the room. And Chloe's like,
we gotta get rid of this thing, and I'm like, oh,
I stopped seeing it. If you just keep things in
the corner for long enough, you won't see it anymore.

(05:57):
It'll just blend in. Is that what your parents talk?
What happened to my grandma? We just left Grandma in
the corner and then we just stopped seeing her. He's
still there. It actually played quite a prett It was
during the pandemic when at the very beginning, when the
hospitals were being overrun, when it was still sick. People

(06:19):
were still sick, and people would go outside and bang
pots and pans at like eight pm for the for
the nurses and the first responders. Whatever the fuck was right,
Who knows what that was about. That was weird that
we're all banging pots and ship But we would blow
the digury do you would at eight o'clock? That was
what we would do everything. Ya, that's kind of fire.
So we were using it. Yeah, that's that's a great

(06:41):
use for it, dude. Right was that Silver Lake area?
It was? Yeah, And it was weird because I had
just sucked it and then I was like, oh, yeah
we're here. Here you go kids. Gooey, you went ahead
and put your thing in there. Huhd just it the
didgrey doo doo pus. Yeah, I guess we could blow

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into this thing too. Go ahead and blow on it.
About the party, Hold up about the party? Okay, go ahead,
what's up? Zero Blake reaches out to me. Not at all,
but I guess your girl's throwing the party, so she's
reaching out. I had nothing to do with invites. So
she reaches out to my girl, and it's like, yeah,
there's gonna make a little thing going on. Monday, and
I'm like, that's tough for me. Yeah yeah right, wait, okay,

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because I heard a confirmation that you would be there. Well,
so you did get an invite then yeah, okay, all right, okay,
So this is what went down. I had a vasectomy
that morning. Whoa, I was next up on the docket. Whoa.
So I had a vasectomy that day. But I was
still gonna roll. But then our nanny got COVID. Wow,

(07:49):
that's still happy. We're still getting And so I was like,
all right, well now I'm bailing on Emma with the
kids and I'm gonna roll solo. Also, I might have COVID,
like I should have spread it, dude, brod Also also,
my balls are killing me. Yeah, dude, for sure a
bunch of people had COVID at Lake's party. Absolutely yeah

(08:11):
yeah yeah, Dirs, I want to rewind you were going
to roll right after you had of a sect of me,
Like that is a real thing. That's hard, dude. Well
it's just as all plas it's just a flash. No,
that had to hurt. I remember it hurt like I
got kicked in the nuts when I got my vest
sect to me. Still hurts. Yeah, fucking hurts like a
b Okay, so was Kyle being a bitch saying how

(08:34):
much it hurt or did it actually hurt a ton
because you were going to go to a party. Oh yeah,
the bitch, it doesn't feel great. I was gonna go,
and then after icing all night, I was like, thank
god I didn't go. Yeah, but you know, looking at
the pictures, would have loved oh that. No, we would
have had a lot of fun with it. Dirt him
in the balls. I bet someone would have just sucked

(08:56):
on a nut just to make it feel good. I
bet someone would have there. I'm not saying we can
make it feel better. We can make it feel better. Yeah, yeah,
I bet someone would have been like, well, I will
put that in my mouth to make it feel bad.
I will wap it. I'm not saying it's me, dude.
I'm not saying it's me. Kyle. Yo, did they use
a scalpel on you? Let's get into this. Ye, science

(09:17):
they cut me open? Yeah, I remember, I know that. Okay,
this was a scalpel free procedure. What do you what
do you mean? What the dude, dud? I know, I
go how to teth I go it says scalpel free.
You're like, no incision free procedure, goodbye, Mike. So how
are you getting in there? And he goes, well, the

(09:38):
skin on the scrotum is is thin enough that if
you apply enough pressure, you can create you can create
an opening. And I was like, oh, you're gonna tear
my sack away like a bag of chips in the
word in the words of the ludicrous. Take that and
rewind it back. What was that now? If so, he
does all like the local anaesthesia hits me with the
shots right, which hurt like a bit if I remember correctly. Yeah,

(10:02):
and then the dude starts going, so are you overund here?
Just what the world? Just tanning my hide? And I
can't feel anything, but I'm like, were you knocked out
for this? No, you're you're awake. You're talking. This dude's
going on about like snowshoeing, and I'm like, yeah, what
the fuck, bro, That's what Kyle's dude did. Remember Hella,

(10:24):
casual you texted me that like, yeah, they're no scissors,
they're ripping it open. And I thought that was an
obvious joke. No, I'm saying with his bare hands, he
like pried apart your testicle. I mean he had gloves
on Rubbert glass, but yeah, he just fucking gas. He
just pulling on the skin. Oh my god. And so
I go, I go, so you're gonna you're gonna tear

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it open? How was that better than like a very
like a bag of chips? Yeah, that's exactly like a
bag of chips, you know, when like it's hella hard
to open combos and then they all spill out sun
chips or whatever, and it goes, well, any it doesn't
need to be combos, right, But we're trying to specific
sponsor any chick. We'll take anything sponsor. I'm like, oh,

(11:09):
so you mean you're just gonna tear and he goes, well,
we don't like to use the word tear. I'm like,
because that what it is. And he goes, yeah, you
wanna plap. You're gonna Whole Hogan t shirt my testicle? Unreal?
And I guess the reason to do it is because
what have you played Whole Hogan's theme song? D D D?
I would have been down. I'm like this guy rocks.

(11:31):
But what there was music? Right? Because Kyle, remember I
had jazz? Did you say like jazz and I got
to do the Miles Davis thing. Yeah, he didn't. He
didn't take any requests. Damn, you didn't get a play list.
So he played his own. He played like buck Cherry
or some shit. It was yes, yes, Sadam, he played.
He played you crazy bitch, you so good. I'm on

(11:56):
tap of it. It was the like you know, the
elevator music that he is play in a like a
place whatever. But he really so you're telling me, I mean,
this is what I'm kind of tripping on. If I
grabbed my sack right now and went sounds ripping and
the turret, I could rip my sack open where at
the scene, Like there's like a scene right, it's right near.

(12:19):
Let me look what No, I don't know what you're
talking about. At mine the bottom of my sack, Like
there's a scene. There's like a ridge, there's a ridge line,
there's dne but doesn't have to be in that specific spotters.
That's where it is. I mean, there's a fucking hole there. Now, dude, Oh,
how great is this guy that he's able to I mean,

(12:39):
knowing how bad I am at just opening a bag
of combos or Cheetos or Fritos or any kind of
chip fucking it up and splitting down the side and
chips fall everywhere. Did he use his fingernails? Yes, he
had to use his fingernails right right right. You should
see my my box cereal man like snail dude. Yeah,

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it's a weird. It's a weird thing because, like right
off the bat, you're in there with some lady who's like,
all right, take your pants off, and you're like yeah,
for sure, and then she's just like lay there and uh,
just spread your legs here and I'm gonna soap you down.
She's like, so like soap. So did they don't have
to iodine you? They didn't have to dump iodine on
your fucking dick. There wasn't iodine. She just hit She

(13:27):
hit me with like soaps. So, how old is this
lady's squeeze it? What did she smell like? He's bad?
How old was she? And what did she smell like?
He remembers old enough and good enough? Um, I don't know.
Probably thirty, quite thirty dirty, thirty probably third? Okay, well

(13:49):
that's inappropriate. Will you have a thirty year old woman
rubbing having you split your legs open and your Dick's
out in front of her and she's rubbing it down.
She's soaping you off. She's soaping She's guess she doesn't.
Every job has its perks. Kyle is this adding up?
I don't know, man, I guess, And so then she's
being totally normal leaves. This sounds like he went to
a way better like cooler doctor than Kyle. Trip. Mine

(14:13):
was indoors? Where was mine? Was that the water slide? Dude? Yeah,
Kyle was in that big like tornado spot in the
middle of a water slide. Kyle was a hurricane harbor
at six flags. Zap zap. This is real quick. Here's
the trip though. She was like being normal, making small talk.

(14:35):
Obviously you're there because you don't want any more kids?
How many kids you got? Really small? How small? How small?
Was the talk? Brother getting smaller and smaller? Scary? It's terrified.
And then Doc comes in starts going to work and
he was like, uh so the nurse who was in
here just told me you're you're in this movie or whatever.
You're a She like they all knew you from this thing,

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and I'm like, uh fucking yeah, yeah, Well I just
I could be like, Okay, cool, Like, Yeah, I mean
your life is in their hands. It's in their hands. Man,
they know your life is in her hands. Dude, you're
just smiling not and now then that is That is
a weird thing when when you're vulnerable like that and
then you realize that they all recognize you and they

(15:18):
are looking at your butthole. Yeah. Do you think anyone
would ever try and take a picture of your dick
at a urinal and then just run out? What's like,
what's stopping everyone from doing that to us? Don't put
it in the universe? Well, you got to get close
to the urinal. Well, I feel like if they want it,
they could just ask you know, that's true, that's true.

(15:41):
Just go to Netflix. I think it's it's the risk, Durst.
If you catch that person, you potentially you have to
fight to the death or at least like throw their
phone in the toilet or something. I want the biggest
guy in the world to just go around taking pictures
of people's driver's licenses and dicks. What are you're going
to do about Italy? Well, there is the guy who

(16:01):
like walks around on social media. His videos are just
like bumping into people and then like seeing what like
knocking their food out of or whatever. That shit ain't
real that I know it's not real, but like, what
would you do? I mean, I'd be like, what the
for the camera? That dude is enormal? Nothing like like
what everyone does in every video. You do literally nothing.

(16:22):
You just go like all right, you just look for
the camera. Yeah, but I was bummed. I couldn't. I
couldn't show up to the party. I like the videos
of the people that they like will go and like
blow an airhorn in somebody's ear at like her home depot,
and then the guy turns around and just chokes out
the teenager who did it? Yeah, he puts like a

(16:45):
he puts like a waste basket on his head and
the other guy's head, and then when the guy takes
it off, he takes it off and it's like looking
around like yeah, I don't know what the fuck just happened,
and the dude is always like, you just did it.
I have the inner that I know how this works.
I saw one the other day of like a guy
was dressed up at a bear costume in a bag

(17:06):
and like a band of bears. Oh I saw this,
and then would just like aggressively throw something at people,
throwing like paper towels and and just clocking folks in
the Yeah, and then they turned around. It's just like
a bunch of bears and you're like it was it funny?
It mean, that's sounds hilarious. It rides the line. It
was funny, but like they were really hitting people in

(17:28):
the head. Yeah, yeah, it rides the line. It's like,
I don't know about that, Like even if you're not
hit hard, if you're hitting the head, you're kind of
just pissed off, you know what I mean. With paper towels.
I don't know what it was exactly paper towels, but
they were kind of I think it was paper towels
or a football or something. But dude was thought it
was like a football. He was throwing a roll, which
is probably why I think it's paper towels. Football sucks.

(17:49):
Paper towels is not so bad. I like the ones
where it's the homie on like the phone and then
he's like narrating what the person in the aisles doing.
It's so good, so good. Yeah, no, man, her like
her shoes are terrible. She's yeah, she's reaching down to
get some French fries right now, she's buying these French fries.

(18:09):
Reaching down to get some French fries is what where
are you? Reaching down the freezer? I oh, bitch, what
do you think? Okay, he's in the frozen aisle. What
do you mean? Adam's a top shelf guy. He's moved
on from those days down to get some French friends. Man,
do you know where I go? I go for the

(18:30):
nuggets and the fries. They're right by each other in
the freezer section than the version of that where the
guy seems like he's talking to like like an FBI
like or like a like the h headquarters. He's like, yeah,
we got eyes on him right here. He's got a
pictured on I can check him for weapons. And the
person's like, yes, bending down to get some fries like me.

(18:53):
He's currently bending down to get fried He's got the
friese he's looking for a fried cut. Yes, it looks
like he's he's looking for a thicker cut fry. Right now,
it seems like the windows are kind of steamed up.
She's having trouble figuring now as the fries are trying
to figure out waffle cut. Ida, I think you said,

(19:14):
or Ida a couple of times the doors are all
getting foggy. Now, yeah, yeah, it's really having trouble right
next to the nuggets, banquets condensation. Do you guys feel
bad about that when you open the doors and they
get all foggy for the person next to you who's
trying to see. Yeah, it's kind of there's an etiquette
thing where you're it is a bummer, don't It's your
job to keep it closed until you know what you're getting, right, Yeah,

(19:37):
that's why it's fucking clear, so you can look right throughly.
You don't have to open it up. Okay, Yeah, it's
already been engineered so you don't have to open it up.
Let all that shit in. Yeah, okay, I like that.
Actually that never really registered with me. Now this is interesting.
This is really interesting things that that never occurred to you.

(19:58):
Blake to even what the fogging of a window in
the freezer section and maybe another person's grocery shopping experience.
I'm so quick, like I know what kind of fries
and I know it's banquet friar nuggets. Okay quick? How
often are you eating fries and nuggets? Once a week?
I guess you guys, have kids, so like you're eating

(20:18):
fries and nuggets more often. Yeah, you were talking about
the air fryer too, right, you like that. Yeah, I'm
nasty with the air fryer. Bro I'm nasty with I
gotta get on that, dude. I have an air frier.
I've never used it. I've had it for like a year,
the best. It's the best. There's still plastic on it,
and it's the best. I love it. What do you
do with it? You make fries, brother, and they're delicious, Adam,

(20:38):
you should try something. Yeah, they're still crispy and delicious.
But you don't eat anything fried? No, I mean I
don't know, not really. I don't eat like fries or
nuggets or any anything. You don't eat fries. That's not
a part of your when you go to get something.
You've never reached down for a fry. I never have made.
I don't know if I've made fries, revokes man, car No.
But I mean, like, oh, but when you go to

(20:59):
the fucking a restaurant, like if I've eating a burger
at in and out or something else, I'm not I'm
not making fries at home. That's not part of mine. Wow,
And what's and what's your public opinion on in and
out fries? Have we talked about this? Um? I like
them either or not. My favorite fry. My favorite fry
I think is sort of controversial. Okay, it's a burger

(21:23):
king fry. Oh God, fucking thanks sucks come along way,
burger king fries. I like burger king fry. They keep
changing the recipe though, I don't know if I've had
the latest recipe. Yeah, I don't know if I have either.
It's probably been a few years since I had a
burger king fry. Do we go, Adam? Yeah, I'm down
because apparently I just missed you at todd Snyder yesterday.
What what's that? Oh? Is that right? I was at

(21:44):
todd Snyder. I at a clothing company. Yeah, I went
there today. Yeah, it's at the at the Grove, my
favorite place in the world. Dude, the fucking Grove rocks.
Is that your vest ist? No, this is shout out
to Almonds and it's beautiful. Well, I went to the
Apple store at the Grove, copped myself a new computer,
no big deal, and get or done what I've been

(22:07):
wanting to. Fuck it, I've been thinking about upgrading my shit,
I've been thinking about upgrading the whole team. Dud we
really Yeah, just go do it? Yeah, alienware, alienware bro. Yeah,
getting out of the Apple game. I want to build
my own ship. That's what's up. That's a real gaming
computer that would be fired. Dude, there's no way I
could build a computer. Did you cop anything at at?

(22:35):
What is it? Todd Snyder? Todd Snyder? Yeah, I bought
a brown shirt that I'm never gonna wear that I
just bought and now we'll live in my closet. How
much was it super expensive? Yeah? I don't think it
was cheap. It's not cheap. It was probably a little
more expensive than I you know, I didn't really look
but it. Yeah, it was expensive. Show we don't look
at tags, bro, we don't look at these tags. Bro.

(22:58):
NICKI mcnah. Why are you not gonna wear it? Yeah?
Why don't you gonna wear it? It's brown? I want
to know why you're not going to wear it? And
you bought it. It was ugly and brown and brown,
and I tried and I hate it, but I didn't
want to look like a cheap basket. So it was
just like I was like, I didn't want to buy
another blue shirt because all my shirts are either blue
or green. And Chloe was like, just don't buy a

(23:20):
blue shirt, and I'm like, okay, all right. And then
I found and she was like, oh, the brown one
looks really good. I'm like, but the blue one she's
and she's like, well, you have a shirt that's blue,
get the brown one. It's a good looking blue shirt.
And so I got the brown shirt. I put it on.
The medium fits me like a fucking glove. Dude. Okay,
now we're talking. Okay, I'm poured into this thing, okay,
and kind of a bad way where it's like yeah,

(23:45):
because he said pored. He said pored, and I was like,
it's usually like how you describe like a girl in
jeans or something is poored in. You become the shape
of what it is. I'm the shape, yes, and it's
not good. And then the law is too big. Yeah,
it doesn't fit properly. So I had the exact problem
with large to xcel, but the largest like well wap

(24:08):
and then the XL was a nigras. I got the
same problem right now with XL and double. You know
what I mean, I'm right, And I didn't say shit
Bro wears, Kyle wears women sleeping shirts. This is a
problem with an XL and a garbage bag, and I

(24:30):
have the same problem with garbage bags. Not a joke.
What size waist you right now? Kyle? Yeah, I'm thirty.
I'm poured into a thirty six. Your boobs are huge.
Yeah that's cool, dude, all right, if you were thirty eight,
I might have something for you. Oh but Adam, you
bought the fucking shirt. Bro, what's going on? Sometimes you
just gotta buy he gotta go. Yeah what dude? I

(24:51):
do the same thing, but it's mostly with like comic bookstores,
twenty thousand dollars comic book shirts. I hadn't been in
a store. I haven't bought a thing in a store
in a long time. You got nervous, You got nervous,
you didn't want to walk out. I was just like,
I gotta buy something. Yeah, it's a community service. People
were helping me. Like I tried on a few things
science and I was like, I gotta buy a thing. Yeah.

(25:14):
I bought the thing immediately, Like I'm gonna have Chloe
go back to the growth and return it. You gave
it to the valete guy you're like, here, just take it.
I probably won't. I better It'll just live in my
closet and then one day i'll uh, you know, give
it to throw it away. One day I'll give it
to Salvation. Day I'll take it out and go oh
yeah this and throw it away. Yeah. I kind of

(25:38):
strucked out. I got a pair of like white uh
white I got the other day. Actually you did. I
got a pair of Why they say about white pants? Bro? Yeah?
What's wrong with it? And I do? What do they
say about it? What do they say about it? I
always heard they said, like people wear white pants, be
people taking it in the booty? Brow? Yeah, I remember that.

(25:59):
You all you you think I think it was an
urban legend, dumb bro thing. You're good if you wear
white pants, you take it in the Andrew Andrew WK.
Andrew W was force. I think you said booty It
was for like girls, for girls. I thought it was
for everybody that was like Miami vice you name it. No,

(26:20):
for guys, it actually means like you're cool. Yeah. I
think I think white pants are cool. Well, taken in
a booty isn't not cool? Dude? Fuck that that's cool? No, no, no,
I said no, no, no no, I didn't say that. The
most punk rock dan you could do is take it
up the ass on her. I didn't say that. Cool
to me means multiple dicks. Oh you're an as well,

(26:46):
what's wrong being an asshole? An asshole is something and
that's cool. That's true. Well that's the year of the bitch.
So okay, bitch, So it's the Year of the Bitch
twenty three the cool. I never heard that. But I
got white sweat shorts and they were they were too
much white sweatshorts. Oh yeah, that's a disaster. I kind

(27:07):
of struck out. I was hoping to get just a
bunch of white T shirts, but I didn't like their
white T shirt. Well, what did you go directly? Because
I just walked into todd Snyder because I was walking
back and we just passed it, and I was like,
oh shit, I'll just wander in here. Did you go
to the grove going I'm gonna shop at todd Snyder? Yeah?
I got a gift card from somebody, so I was like,
I like it, I'm on this side of town. Let's

(27:27):
do this kind of struck out. That would have been
so cool if you we never see each other at
Monday night birthday parties. But we did see each other
at Todd Snyder's sick. What's up? They look great on
your nuts ripped in half? I wouldn't buy that. It

(27:48):
looks like you were ported into it. You're poured into that. Well,
I thought your nuts were ripped in half. Huh Yeah?
What color those pants? Oh you're gonna have a night?
Oh wow, white shards the night? You know? You know
what I heard? My white pants? Come here. I'll sew
you about the same thing as a brown shirt. Brother,
let's go, I'll give you. I'll give your brown shirt.

(28:09):
Let's go, Kyle. How many days did you have supid
from this thing? From what? Wait? Wait, wait, I don't
know what sounds like. There's a hole in your sack.
What are you talking about? They stitched me up. They
didn't stitch up the rim, no freak. See what is
going on? They just they just like put a little

(28:30):
spit in there and smush it back together. Like if
my face is my nuts act, there's just this at
the bottom of it. Wait, hold on, say it one
more time. Would you say, if your face is your
nutsack and my face is my nuts act? The bottom
of it's just like, oh my god, So did they
cauterize your vast deference? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a
hole in your nutsack right now, we have to see it.

(28:50):
So they did do the cauterization. Yeah, yeah, can we
see it, But there's a hole. They didn't stitch it up.
I don't even understand how this is working. This sounds
really wrong. Yeah, it sounds wrong. I guarantee you're not
going to have kids anymore, that's for damn sure. God
damn it was. It was like it just was easier
because they come to you in this van and perfect.

(29:11):
I don't I don't know. Wait, you never told me.
You never said Adam could be punking me right now.
I don't know. You never said why they rip it open?
Why are they not using the scalpel? What is just
is see if they could. He was like, let me try,
and I go, all right, but I did ask. I go,
what was like the R and d into like doing
it this way? And he was like, yeah, I don't

(29:31):
know what heals faster he says, Oh, but there's no stitches.
It's just it's a hole. It's like the size of
your pupil Okay, I had two holes. I had two holes, right,
I've only found one had two incisions. That's an extra hole, Kyle,
because there's two vast deeferent tubes that they caughterized. I
thought maybe I do have two. I know what I
got one? Yeah, show it. You're still hurting, You're still sore. Yeah,

(29:54):
it just feels like you got kicked in the nuts
the first day you heard in the in the stomach.
I feel like that all the time. And I don't know. Yeah,
you should check. Maybe someone's ripping your nuts while used. Yeah,
maybe someone ripped my sack sack combo man. Yeah, but hey, man,
if if the doctor's listening, sliding the DMS and tell

(30:16):
me why why? Yeah, what's going on? I will say
that the amount of medical advice I've gotten talking about
my hip and groin and shit, there's a lot of
good advice coming my way. So expect some some sweet,
sweet advice. Yeah. Yeah, people out there being poured your
direction the doctor. You're listening to doctor, great job, great
bedside manner, warm hands, Oh good? And he what did

(30:40):
he say? He was like, I got he didn't say
kung fu grip? And you were wearing the white pants
when you went there, or at my ankles, at my
ankles and I was like, just bend over this and
he was like, you just climb up on that. That's
why you don't have to bend over. You do have
to spread your legs and let this third old woman
soap up your nutsack. Nurse, I think I got brother, Yeah,

(31:01):
scrub that bitch down. Kyle. Did you shave yourself or
you did you let them shave you? I shaved myself.
I did that before before I rolled in. Took the
weed whacker too. Yeah. Did you come in unshowered? Yeah? No,
I threw the threw ar and they're like, God, open
the window, nurse. Yeah. I had to start the week

(31:23):
before just to get it done by the time to proceed.
The cut is underwear. Yeah, you hired a team of
lawn care professional. Brother. I was gonna do it with
my hands, but I got to use a scalpelm now
because I touch he just pulls out like a fucking
bush whacker, like a giant hatchet. We got the tools sparking.

(31:43):
I usually just peel it apart with my fingers. Yeah. Yeah,
Why did you shave yours or did they shave him
for you. Yeah, and by the way, like sure shaving
like shaving, you're like your pelvis. But then they're like
and also get the shaft of your penis and your balls,
and I'm hot, hot, hot, because they just wanted to,
Like look though, wait, they told you to fucking go, Like, yeah,

(32:04):
they wanted to. They said it's faster, they go, he
looks fast and the happy trail, like do the happy
trail and everything. Yeah, that's why I shaved. My balls
is so there, so it's faster, right, Yeah, that's why
I tell Glowe, the vasectomy has nothing to do with
your shaft, bro, Like, what are they doing? What's going on?
They got to grip the shaft, Yeah, but they tape

(32:25):
your dick to your stomach so it stays out of
their way. Tap. No, Kyle didn't need any take. No, no,
Kyle needed no taps. Is so straight faced right now,
that's not real kind of takes. Just tape it up
so it's not like flopping back down that makes sense
or you know, sometimes got a mind of itself. And

(32:48):
fuck are you talking about dude? Do we just find
out that you got no flop? You got no hang?
I had a scalpel. My ship was like, I don't
have to get torn open. Kyle's like it points straight
up a quagee had an exact o knife, and uh yeah,
I'm magnifying glacester home, Bonnie, can you go up front
and get tape? Take me a moment. Obviously they use

(33:15):
medical tape. They're not using duct tape to take your
cock to your get they use painters tape. Nobody told
me to fucking shave my shaft, and they use scalpels,
and nobody taped my dick at all. Like, I don't
know what to tell you, man, wild shot. But I
was laying down. Were you not laying down here, I'm

(33:36):
laying down, Yeah, but the dick is flipping and flopping,
is it? Yeah, but it's the procedures under your nuts, bro,
Like it's yeah, but you don't want your dick to
flop down when they're in the I mean also, they're
not even using sharp No, there was a hole. There
was a whole other person there that with their job
was to keep the dick out of the surgical area.

(33:57):
It was like they were like they would check it,
Oh this, yeah, hey he handled that. What she set
it up? And then he said, we're getting knocked it down.
He said on my taper. Yeah, Now was he wearing
white pants or what color were his pants? I'm a
dude's protocol, regular scrubs, doctor white pants. Damn Yeah, Gus

(34:18):
had two totally different experiences. I'm I'm kind of tripping
now because I don't you know, by the way, Kyle,
how did you find your guy yellow Pages? Yeah? It
was just like that's what I did. I looked in
Yelp and I'm like, great, ye, actually my wife, my
wife found it for me. My wife did that. I
don't know. I'm sure it was yelp Best Reviews. She
was like, dude, this is my guy. I went on

(34:41):
Yelp and looked at like urologists in the area and
then just went to the one that seemed the most reputable. Right,
that's too much truck, Absolutely insane. That like that's how
you find fucking doctors and ship. Yeah, that's crazy to
do this like super duper thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's insane.
I to like for my hip and groin. Shit, I
just like asked one person and it's who they suggested. Yeah,

(35:03):
and that's who I went with. I'm like, there was no.
I kind of looked him up there. I'm like, yeah,
it seems like they're a doctor, right, Yeah, you know,
there's there should be more of a Okay, there should
be like a list of like these are the top
one hundred doctors in the area, and like you try
to get into some of that. Yeah, there needs to
be a better way of doing this. I think you

(35:23):
can run your ship. You can run your ship like that.
You know, after COVID you can't believe half these doctors,
thank you. They don't know they don't know anything. They're
all on the take. Man, They're fucking idiots. Zip it.
They've they've only gone through like seven to twelve years
of school. Yeah school, what about real life? Okay? Oh yeah, well,

(35:46):
I mean yeah, for sure. But also like some of
the doctor like obviously there's the best in their class,
and then there's the guy that buried Lee passed and
is still a doctor, and you want to go to that.
Maybe not the best. You don't need the best for
absolutely everything, but you want to be at the top
fifty percent. You don't want to go to the fucking
guy who like barely fucking passed the exam. Sure, I

(36:08):
do feel like if you're in LA paying certain prices,
like and you can tell by their offices, right, Like
if they're good, their office is good, they're in a
good location, right, Like what do you mean like nice
art on the walls or like expensive a fish tank,
like a fish tanks, fish tank like a prerequisite, Like
they're fucking paying like for expensive realistic. Yeah. Yeah, if
you're going like a little tiny place in a mini mall,

(36:30):
like I don't know, probably not doing good. Yeah, there's
definitely some like strip mall hospitals out here that are
kind of shady. You're like, okay, like these people have
business loans and they need to prove that they can
make the money back. So they're you know they're coming
from they're going to show their credentials. So the amount
of money they spend on an office is what makes
them reputable or not. Yeah, I don't know about that.

(36:54):
Ye can grow, there's something to be said. Well, pair
that with how many stars they have on Yelp. Read
a couple user reviews, because if they were bad, people
wouldn't be going and they wouldn't be able to pay
those bills, those onloe bills, those telephone bills, those telephone bills.
I think you're cutting off a big part of good
doctors out there. I think you're cutting them off. What

(37:14):
he should say, that a big part of the market. Yeah,
it's gotta be taped up, I hear. I'm not saying
that's the the uh like barometer or whatever, but like,
no tape. Sure, that's gotta be a pretty good barometer. Yeah. No,
I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying.
If you're paying rent to be doctor in Beverly Hills, like,
you're probably pretty fucking good at your job. Or you're

(37:36):
really good at talking, yeah, or you're good at tricking
people into yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a cont you're good
at grabbing money from people. That's another thing that is true. Well,
he grabbed there's his testicles and ripping, grabbed my money,
grabbed his money. He taped his money to his stomach.
The money maker taped it up to his belly button. Man,
I got a big one, Huh. I'll post a picture.

(37:57):
We'll post a picture of the whole on we'll wrap
dot com. Yeah, that'll be on the Patreon for sure. Patreon. Yeah,
let's do some content. Yeah, we gotta get a Patreon
only fans. Have you guys seen how they're doing? Like
your boy Bert Kreisher got roasted on Only Fans. Yeah,
Whitney asked me to do that, and I think I

(38:18):
was out of town, you said, didn't I know you're
not a roast type guy, right, No? I don't. Yeah.
I've turned down the roast a handful of times just
because I think I would be pretty bad at it.
I'm like, not that right my comedy. Isn't that mean,
like you have to have you're that guy? Not that guy.
I don't know. You're pretty mean to me, man, but whatever, Yeah,
fuck you bitch, Yeah, shut up, Blake. Yeah, I find

(38:38):
you to be tragically mean. No, I think I think
he roast us every week. Dude, what the fuck get
in there? No? I don't. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to
actually stay my real feel of your friends, just like
you know. Yeah, yeah, I did see that. She did
like a roast of Burt Chrisher on her own fans,

(39:00):
which I didn't know she had an only fans, but uh,
sick cool. I think she just because she did a
different There was another roast before that. But I think
you just set it up and you tell people to
go there, and it exists for the events. Yeah, well,
initially only fans. Was for creators to be like these
are four my for uh white jeans, Like it's basically

(39:21):
a Patreon yes, and now like Dirt said, it's just
it's it's white jeans dot com. But by the way, porno,
Oh there's a thing over there. Porno will find Yes,
isn't it crazy? Yeah, porno, Yeah, Porno will find it.
How does porno do this? You can't stop horny, bro,

(39:42):
You cannot stop horny, dude. Horny is the engine that
always can. Yeah, that's a universal engine. Like you think
it's a coincidence that the Consumer Electronics Show and the
Porno Show are happening the same time. Like they're going upstairs.
They're checking all these gizmos and gadgets and they're seeing
what they can do for next year. Oh no, you're right.
You're the forefront of technology is pornography, and that's how

(40:07):
it's written and will always be. Well, no, it's not
the forefront. It's not like the scientists are. They're right
behind the foref the business, the business. D You want
to know how we got on the moon. You want
to know why we got on the moon, the moon landing,
we were trying to fuck up there. Bro, for sure,
we were trying to Dude, there's no doubt in my
mind that some billionaires like I gotta fuck on that moon.

(40:30):
Oh yeah, he's a sweetheart. You see that. You see
that big white ball up there. I'm gonna go up
there with you, the one with all the holes in it.
Where you think just wanting to fuck a human, I
would say, you want to fuck alien up there? You
want to find another life for him and have sex. Yeah,
we're talking. Well that's a dice roll. Yeah. Yeah, but
if you could get a manaja twin, Oh sure, mars

(40:51):
nag very much open. That's good points points. Yeah. But
also you don't know, maybe maybe an alien's orphan is
like radioactive or something. You don't know. True, that's true. See, dude,
Adam always comes in with like the intellectual angle. I
love that show. Yeah, man, that's powerful. He dropped orifice

(41:13):
and I was kind of hesitated when I said. I
was like, am I saying this right? Yeah? But he's right.
What iff was poison? Yeah, dude, you don't know fuck
for your come triumph. Yeah, for like three weeks there
weren't there hell of UFOs, and now we don't hear
about them again, Like that was like hot news for
a minute, and now it's radio silent on fucking aliens.

(41:34):
What happened, Well, dude, it was because they were all
Chinese spy balloons, and they stopped saying that they were
Chinese spy balloons because they don't want more tension with China,
so they stopped saying it. And then they're like, we
don't know exactly where they're from yet, we still have
to do more testing. And then everyone immediately just went, well,
they're fucking aliens when you're like, no, they're not. They're

(41:54):
from China. Chinese spine and Adam's homies with Biden, so
this is this is real. We bides my boy, dude.
But there was other shit. It wasn't just the spy balloons.
There was other like weird aircraft videos where they showed
them like moving around like you know, well, that wasn't
a few weeks ago. That was a like during the
middle of the pandemic where they released all that old footage. Right,

(42:16):
I don't understand time. Yeah, it's hard, it's hard, it's rough. Well, no,
Kyle there was something a couple of weeks ago. It
was cool. Hey, yeah, totally, and you're not wrong. There
was also footage during the pandemic. Yeah, okay, okay, there's

(42:41):
a lot of alien activity. You're saying they're all Chinese
war balloons. What were you calling them spy balloons? Okay, balloons,
let's go, baby, we don't want that smoke. But what's
your honest opinion on that? Do you believe there's extraterrestrial
life out there? Do you fucking like, what's your ship?
I don't know this about you guys. I don't know

(43:05):
what you guys believe. I have no idea, dude. Obviously
there's aliens out there. Obviously, dude, universe is too giant
to not have something else. Do you think they're looking
at us poisonous orifice? Whether they're here or not? I
have no idea. I do think are they looking at us?
Are they here? Are they looking at us? I don't know.
I don't know. I don't think so. No, but they

(43:25):
do exist. Yeah. I like it's very good, very good. Yeah,
love man, I'm learning. I'm like, do I even add
in as even joke? Or do we just move on?
What's your what's your ship? Do you want points? I
got the points button red? What's your ship? I guess
I guess. What I would say is that, like aliens,

(43:47):
we don't even know what they would be if they
did arrive here. So how are they not already here? Oh? Okay,
great science. You're saying octopus are aliens? Well that's yeah,
that's to be determined. What you say, mushroom. What I'm
saying is like some sort of like bacteria. Are you
like a lizard person type? Yeah, am iolas a person

(44:09):
I could see. I could see that. No, But also
like and this is I'm not what's in this drink?
But like time time, like we might we might be
the aliens from another planet. Dude, this is important and
it took us on hundred and something episodes to get here,

(44:31):
but I'm glad we're finally here. Like, wasn't there a
big bang? Aren't we the alien? I mean we been
here for billions of years. We've been here for a
few hundred, few hundred million, right, Yeah, as far as
like what we've evolved from, uh you know, like, aren't

(44:52):
we aliens? Yes? We are? We are a we? Yeah,
where did we come from? We came from a comet.
If it's the big Bang, we came from a fucking comment.
We exploded and mixed up and then here we are. Okay, hey,
how about Jesus Christ, our fucking savior. I thank you,
thank you. Finally, I was holding my tongue obviously, dude,

(45:17):
we all kind of came from the rid. Oh so,
like then, I guess God did the Holocaust? Maybe? Well,
God is God for sure, God is one? Why would
God do that? He gets salty, man, if you read
the first first part of the Bible, if they fucking

(45:37):
he's he's all over the place. Oh Genesis, Yes, great band.
Oh yeah, he's a mean dude. The other morning, the
song tell Me all your thoughts on God came on?
Oh yeah, Adams. Yeah, Well, I feel like that's a
warrant or something. Seven Marry three? Is it seven marry three?

(46:01):
It's it's post Warren. It's great guess, great guest Warren
does it game? No seven Avenge sevenfold? No, it's not Avenge.
It might be a ben sevenfold. No, it's not not
at all. Evente, So anyway, because I'm on my way
to see anyway the song starts, is that Dishwala County Cars. Yeah,

(46:21):
classic o hey play of dish Walla County blue Car
well at the end. But like, I'm listening to this
song and I'm like, this is like heavy, Like tell
me laer thoughts like that because I really want to
meet And then he's like talking about her. Yeah, I'm like, okay,
what a little twist on that. Okay, get your nine.
But then I'm also like, isn't this like the dumbest

(46:44):
song of all time? And aren't people making fun of this, dude,
the dumbest song of all time? No? Yeah, but wait,
why would it be dumb? Though? How did you how
did you flip that hard on it? You're like, this
is cool, this is heavy, and then you're like, it's
there's a lot of really really dumb songs. What's dumber?
What's a dumber song? Fucking the macarena is pretty fucking dumb? No,

(47:04):
because Macara is not trying to say anything. This is
trying to say something and kind of not But what's
that's okay? Though, That's okay to try and say something
that's doesn't make it agree well, it doesn't make it
not dumb. True, And it's also we're interesting. Yeah, this

(47:24):
is a really interesting episode. But I will say the
song goes and the dude starts, the dude gets real
loose with it at the end because I know exactly
what you're talking dude, guy is are they performing still?
I don't know what. Should we travel somewhere together and

(47:45):
see Dishwallah. I bet Dishwalla would allow us to like
introduce them. We could like open up, we could be like, hey,
everybody would allow us. They would allow us. I think
they would allow us to like go on stage and
be like, hey, thanks for coming out. We're all big
fans of Dishwallah. I know you've waited for hours to
see them, ladies, and with the dumbest song ever will

(48:11):
I know? They weirdly big time do you guys and
made you wait three hours? Right? They were supposed to
start a long time ago, but we flew here and
where are they? I wonder what size a crowd dish
wall Is still performed because they were pretty won the hell?
Do you spell dish exactly how you think it spelled?
Don't give it a shot. Yeah, give it a shot.

(48:34):
I bet you could do it. Don't oh, I spelled
dish Washalla sorry, Okay, that's a good question. Yeah, that's
chicken marsala. You're trying to get some god exactly, not
how it sounds at all, So got it. Oh I
put a bunch of z's and cues and sevens in there,
So yeah, all I'm saying is that the song comes

(48:58):
across is very like like when you're if you're like
a teenager and you're like trying to think deep, and
I wonder if they feel that same way or if
they're like, actually, I think it it resonates even more. Now,
aren't you just talking about being pretentious? Like that's just
pretentious to you? That's like sure. Well also yeah, well
that that's a lot of fucking bands because they write

(49:21):
when they're they write they hit song when they're twenty two,
and then by the time they're in the thirties or forties,
they're like, yeah, I was just trying to be deep.
I was twenty years old. I wonder they're trying to
be esophical. They're not trying to be pretentious, they're trying
to like I don't kind ever read it, but I
wrote like put putentious screenplays, but like I want I
had the hindsight to go yeah, that was what was

(49:42):
your pretentious screenplay? Did I read it the last summer?
It's like a yeah, no, I know, mass suicide, dark comedy.
You got that sounds funny. It was a great reach.
It's and yes, you, I guess you are. You should
kind of like you should look back and be like, yeah,
that's pretentious. It was like one hundred and forty two pages, Like,

(50:02):
people are really gonna want to stick around for three
hours for this? I didn't know that was three hours.
I was just like, this is what it has to be.
Another suicide. It's Hella dark Blake. I really feel we
need a taste of dishwallow right now, just a little sampling, Okay, alright, alright,
you guys can happen. You got a fast forward through
most of the first positive pretentious dude, go twenty five

(50:29):
seconds deep. I would say twenty five seconds in any
credit for knowing that it took a long time to
like roll out that get you get points. Hold on
all right, here, listen to his voice. Hey, listen to
that on your own time, everybody. But he puts himself

(50:50):
out there. He's putting on it for sure. And wait, wait, wait,
and the music like cuts out from like like children
and the music's gone. You might you might have a point, Dude,
that is a very try hard song that is pretty

(51:12):
damn good, and that's that brings up try hard very good.
What the fuck is this? Because what's wrong with being
a try hard? Yeah? I feel like stripes me kind
of bonkers a little bit, but I totally understand it.
But it's fine if you actually are saying shit, if
you're actually like philosophically deep and like it's hitting chords,
I'm down. I'll take the trip. But you could also

(51:33):
be a try hard and not. I feel like I
am a try hard. I do try hard at things
me too, but I have nothing. I know that I
have nothing philosophical to say. I think that I do
trying hard to make people think that I'm intellectual by
any means. But that's not what he's saying. Yeah, it's nothing.
What I try hard is try hard doesn't mean like effort.

(51:54):
Try hard means like you're trying to really tap in,
like you're really trying to say a trip truth, something poignant,
something super philosophical and deep. Oh I thought try hard
meant like a person who like tries hard to do
a thing and then like it's not cool. It's cool.
It's cool too, Like it's cool to look like, yeah,
cool is effortless, like you just did it effortless, like

(52:16):
you can just do a thing. Sure, it's all of
those things as one, but like, I mean, every athlete
is a try hard. They're trying their hardest, but we
don't call them try hards. It's like someone who's like
overreachingly going for yeah, and you can just seep through it.
You're like, oh, you're obviously well. I don't know, have
you ever seen those like YouTube videos of like the
guy who just won't stop dribbling. No, I have, like

(52:39):
he never he like will never shoot the ball, but
he's like he's really good at dribbling and like and
just dribbles around people but never passes, never does a layup,
never takes a shot. I feel like that would be
a too try hard. So now imagine if that guy
was trying to tell you about just a master, that

(53:00):
guy was trying to tell you about the art of basketball,
you'd be like, you're not the guy, You're not that guy.
And all I'm saying is I just don't know if
these are the guys you're not. That is Dishwalla really
is still out there saying that they're the guys. I
don't know. No, Dishwalla is not. They're not. I'll tell
you what I know. That's my whole question. I'm wondering
if they're looking back, going like, yeah, it was kind

(53:21):
of silly. Is dish Wallace on tour? No? I got it?
I got it, I have the I have the info.
Let's dig d Kyle. Kyle's got it. I have the
info at him. It's they have one. They got one show.
They're on Cameo Kyle, you could open for him. They
got one show Saturday, July eighth, at the Libby Bowl
in Ohai, California. Let's we're going. This is my favorite

(53:42):
place in California. Let's fucking go there. Please. That's your
favorite place in California. Your favorite place in California is
the Libby Bowl. Oh Hi, I love nice. It's a beautiful, richree.
It's better than conquered. Well, okay, come on. Also, there's
a ton of great places in California's OHI legit? Your favorite?

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I love OHI. It's like a sanctuary for me. I
truly love it. Okay, well, and whenever you see someone
he recognizes there, he goes, oh, right, it is cool.
I should I say, oh hey, and they're like that
guy's a try hard's failing. He's failing hard. That's a
board teenage try hard. Well I'm no, so yeah, look,

(54:26):
it's a good song. It's great. I remember I left
it on. It's great. But I was like, I was like,
do these words really land children? Often? When that came
out though, when I was when did that song come out?
Like it came out when we were in like seventh
grade ninety seven, Yeah, nineteen ninety seven, I think, is
my guess, that's a guess. I think that it landed

(54:47):
with me when I was like fucking in middle school.
I think it landed because you had a middle school brain.
But adults were like, this guy is not saying shit, right,
But it still doesn't change that. It was like effortless
and cool to me when I was listening to and
it didn't feel like it was like, oh, they're trying
so hard to teach me that. Also, the nineties were different,

(55:09):
I know, but your brain wasn't developed, I know, and
that helped me developed that Blue Cars was nine five,
So yeah, that fuck my butt like I'm wearing white pants.
That was fifth grade, I think. For I mean, you
got to remember, guys, this isn't this is the nineties.
Music wasn't very but you gotta go ahead, go ahead.

(55:30):
Music was very serious. Like there was no sort of
like this is like, um, they weren't laughing at themselves.
It was like live remember live, Oh yeah that dude
live rock. Lightning crashes, lightning crash, Yeah, no lightning. But
I would argue those guys pulled it off more than Dishwallah.

(55:53):
Nirvana name was a little bit like dude. The fact
that we keep going in you know that someone in
the Dishwallaw world is because every time we've ever called
out a band, they end up like, I mean, I
follow you, I like you, guys. Basis for Dishwallah is
gonna be like, well, what the fuck, guys, we as

(56:15):
our one hit. Look, I'm all about it. Good job.
I just want to say I listened to the whole
song all the way through, and if anything, we're talking
about it, like, I'm sure they can have a laugh
about it. I'm sure they could be like, yeah, we
thought we were very self important at the time. It'd
be like if they watched one of our sketches or like,

(56:37):
I don't know, like it's they watching our American Idol sketch.
I saw that sketch that you posted for Blake's birthday
of you of him writing you like a donkey, and yeah,
he like was it? Look that was cool? That was tight? Yeah? Yeah,
I guess we are still playing pretty funny y. Yeah,

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it is pretty poignant and real that we were trying
came off is way too easy for us. But like
people still look at Kurt Cobain and go, Kurt Cobain
was saying something and maybe that's because he blew his
brains out that people go he was for real? No, yeah,
but they were just pretty fucking great, like he was
a good poet. When like dish I know, but I'm
not saying Dishwala is bad. I'm just saying, are they

(57:19):
really saying anything? I think they said something in that song.
I will say that I think Dishwala is less good
than Nirvana. I will. I'm willing to put myself out
there and say they're not as good as Nirvana. Hey,
and you know what that takes. Gut Kyle, Kyle are
you willing to say that, Kyle, are you willing to say? What?
Am I willing to say that? Dishwala is not as

(57:41):
good as the band Nirvana? Not as good as Nirvana?
And I'm willing to stand on that platform, stand on
that platform. Okay, Okay, why I don't want to discount
I just don't want to discount this song because it
did have something. What about Soul Asylum Runaway? Yeah, well
then that's one hits really for me, dude, And I

(58:02):
feel like Soul Asylum might be better than Nirvana, And
I'm willing to stand Wow, dude, And then what's the
other one where like, uh, she's ryding the button? Collective?
Soul doesn't hit, doesn't land for me? Good music. I
know the songs. I can't turn them off, but like,
I don't take it serious off dude. Trust me, we're

(58:22):
songs that we're listening to today. In fucking twenty years,
people are gonna be like those songs were so fucking
stupid and they thought they were so cool. No, we're
old enough now to know the new songs are stupid. Yeah, well,
Blake isn't what are you dumbas baked? Blake? A board teenager,
and he's like, we actually, little Dirk is the truth.
I mean, I like, I like Uber everywhere, but he's

(58:44):
just saying uber everywhere, right, what is that? Like? Who
is the the artist? But isn't that what you like?
That is going to transcend music? Who's going to be
the Nirvana of this generation? Is it like Frank Ocean? Okay, yeah, sure,
let's say yeah, these jilly complex songs, they're very deep. Yeah,

(59:08):
but Frank Ocean also, isn't that big? Adam didn't want
and add want you to say a correct answer. No, Yeah,
fucking Travis Scott. Also, Frank Ocean isn't as big as
Nirvana was in nineteen ninety three, you know what I mean?
Travis Scott, I feel like probably is. Well, we had

(59:30):
this argument and a couple of podcasts a go. It's like,
you can't achieve that sort of hype anymore. Exactly, It's
kind of impossible. And by the way, people are going
off teeing off on me about Turnstile. I didn't say
Turnstile was bad. They're good. They're just not the fucking
giant level the bands were able to be back in
the day. Yeah, you were trying to say, like rock

(59:50):
band sold out huge arenas like huge, like Stone double
pilots like Andy and were culturally relevant. They're still rock
bands like that that sell out stadiums dish, but they're
just not as relevant. Yes, that's right, right, Like like
the bands that sell out stadiums now aren't the rolling
Stones of like the seventies in the sixties, you know

(01:00:13):
what I mean? Like or even fucking like Glive Aid,
Like how big that arena was was insane when it
was like Queen wasn't Oh, I can't remember. I think
it was in OHI at the what was it called
the Williams Your favorite place? The fucking my favorite the
Libby ball. I want to be buried at this place,

(01:00:33):
the Libby Bowl, which is quakes favorite place in California.
Do you think this wall was like Australian or something?
What the fuck is dish walla all about? What does
that mean? They're from? Uh? Santa Barbara? Oh, that's why
they're in Oha? Did we gotta go? Hell? Yeah? We do.
Now we have Now we have to introduce when is it? Well? No,
the thing is before we decided to tee off on

(01:00:55):
them for twenty minutes, introduced them but now who knows, man,
we're selling they broke up? What and how were they
playing at the Libby Bowl? Wait? No, hold hold up, no, no,
this is just did they need us? Kyle, what are
you looking at? I'm looking at Google. Google is doing
the thing to me where it's just like you're reading there. Yelp,
Kyle's reading the theory. I am bombed that Blink one

(01:01:20):
eighty two is going to have to postpone their tour
because Travis Barker. No Blink eighty two because Travis Barker
broke his finger. Yep. I feel like he can drum
through that. I think he tried. I think he tried. No,
I mean they're gonna do like a It's like gonna
be a two year like world tour, right, this is
like their last turnstyles opening for him. It's gonna be

(01:01:42):
I know it's gonna be fucking sick. Adam. Adam and
Blake are like we were at the same party talking
to the same people, and you guys are like comparing facts. Actually,
actually I do need admittedly, I would like some facts
cleared up from your party because right at the end
there things got real blurry. I'd like had to go
back look at like my nest footage to see exactly
when I got home. I'm like, when, dude, nest I

(01:02:06):
have some of the most chaotic nest footage. Dude, I
stop in the middle of my driveway and wave at
the camera and go hi. Yeah. Yeah, And that's just
for you because I, yeah, I knew that I was
going to check it the next Yeah, you're just yeah.
I definitely have some backyard nest footage where I'm just
sleeping on the fucking patio, just like I give up

(01:02:28):
trying to open this door. You fell asleep outside? Oh yeah, Blake,
Blake loves to fall asleep, not in his bed. Yeah,
you fell asleep outside. Not that day, but this is
another day. Oh oh oh cool. Yeah, that's just another
random Monday. Yeah wow, all right, just another random Monday, Blake.

(01:02:48):
Have you ever seen any takebacks your nest cam? I
would like to take back. I feel like I got
to take bread like us kind of going in on
Dishwallow like question name how deep they are? Not deep
they are? I'm a I'm a big fan of that
one song of DISHWALLA. Don't really know the rest of
their catalog, but I'm going to beef up so we

(01:03:09):
can introduce them at the Libby Bowl. Yeah, what's the
date again? And by the way, this is America. We
can judge and wonder and ask questions. Yeah, oh yeah, dude,
Oh yeah, America. We can judge. This isn't get Mo Okay, yeah,
this ain't China the spy. That's a compliment to America.
We can go ahead and yeah and analyze, you know, yeah,

(01:03:31):
we can analyze what is pretentious and what is not
to different brains. You know, you can sell I like
Dishwallah because I fucking give him our time every once
in a while, once every twenty years. What's cool is
anyone that is in our exact age is going to
go who the fuck is Dishwallah? Anyone that is you're
five years older, you have no idea and five years
younger no idea. This girl who was the like, um,

(01:03:54):
what do they call the person that sits you at
a restaurant? The receptionist for not a no, it's the host.
Like twenty five year old girl the other day at
the restaurant was like, I'm a big fan of the
podcast and then sat me down and I was like, oh,
she doesn't get fifty to seventy percent of the references.

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And in this episode we talked about Dishwalla for forty
five minutes. Might a lost? I feel like this might
be the it's gonna pop Dishwalla. I feel like we're
gonna pop yeah, oh yeah, a big rise. I'm sorry
we have the location. Kyle, did you say the dates again?
Or yeah? July eighth? Right, so you closed my browser? Um, well,

(01:04:36):
while you're doing that, I love to give a shout
out to America where four fucking off on other idiots
and really try to claim they're smarter than them. Up. Hey,
but dude, give them a shout out. Don't do not
give America flowers, do not give balloons. Sure, but honest, Grandma,

(01:04:59):
I do want to link up with those guys and
sit around and maybe like, uh, smoke a little bowl
and tell them all our thoughts on God. Yeah, that
would be cool to tell the guy who said tell
me all your thoughts on God? All our thoughts on
God would be sick. Yeah, that would be sick. God's
an alien octopus. What do you think about? If you

(01:05:20):
can do it? And oh, hi, and Kyle, what's the
date what's the date I told you I closed the browser,
all right, everybody, And that's another like, if you don't
play us out Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, okay, Saturday, we will

(01:05:45):
be hit it. He hits that note later your thoughts song. God,

(01:06:09):
he's got a I take everything we said back. That's okay.
He gotta throw and he makes him breaks by the way.
He's trying hard, but I appreciate the note of that song.
All Right, I'm hard, I'm hard, trying to get hard.
I'm hard. Just listening, all right, God damn cool. Now,
plut the song back on now that we're done, we

(01:06:33):
put it back on. Yeah, play it back because it
was nice.