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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Some people sleep like hanging upside down like Batman.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Right, this is the deepest we've ever been inside of
Hollywood on the spot.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Is that spinal fluid release that pressure?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Buckle up?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
All right? I will say that I'm on I'm on
a lot of pain killers right now. Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
This is a crisis.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
This is a crisis in America, Bud.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hey, no, I know, and this is opioids.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
This is what they got you on.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What they got.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The trauma doll for my hip and groin? Uh cool?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So really they took it? Why did you? You weren't
You weren't healing, so they put you on pain management?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I'm not, dude. I'm in so much fucking pain all
the time, and I'm not healing.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I'm going to physical therapy and doing all the things
they say, and it's just not getting better.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
In fact, it's starting to get worse.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Does haunt you?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
I can't go to sleep at night even though I'm
on fucking pain pain pills, muscle relaxers, Night Night juice.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I'm doing it all edibles, I'm doing everything.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Are you the Larry Bird of our Friend Crew? What
does that mean? Like he's balling, but then he's got
to lay on the ground, is that you?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Probably? Yeah, on the ground.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well, I was hit by a cement trucks, So I
think is that.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
What he did? Would he take a break? He didn't
lay on the side of the court when he wouldn't
be playing because his back was all fucked up?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh yeah, like he wouldn't sit on the bench.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Okay, I think I've been that.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Remember how I would have to like sit down we're
shooting more calls because my knees would hurt and ship
like so annoying.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You guys are always so mad at you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's why I wouldn't come back for another season.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yeah, like we got to call it. Yeah, DRS made
a hard stance there.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But I feel like I've I've been, I've been that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
She's sitting again.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But now it's getting uh it's it's getting worse because
now I can't like just do regular ship, which uh,
which sucks.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But do you think this is gonna be? This is
like when you get when you're not gonna damn your
forty like this the rest of time.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, I know, I'm like thinking that too. I'm like,
I can't be dude, because this is like a real
amount of pain. Like I'm gonna be morbidly obese. I
won't get to do all the movies that I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, Adam the Whale just want to.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Walk to come not mad at it. Get some hardware
on your living room, all right, because.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm on, Hey, have you tried? Have you?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I was for chunking a ton we all know this
playing pickleball. My back was for chunking.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I thought you meant bad internet connection we're calling for.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I thought you meant being fat.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I kind of have like one little well that I
dig on when it comes to slang, and it happens
to revolve around chunking. But my back was so fucked
interesting things. My back was fucking up every time I
was playing pickleball, like it was. I was always like
a and it's like a Netflix drop and it was
(03:29):
like I started doing yoga, dude, I've been doing yoga
for eighteen days straight.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Now, eighteen days, eight.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Eighteen days straight.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh that's great, Like half a month, bro, that's big.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But this is the longest I've ever actually said, you
know what, I'm going to fuck around and try and stretch.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, I'm going to really try and do it. Here's
my question. Do you think eighteen days straight out of
nowhere is overkill? Do you want to ease into this
or no?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
It depends on how much you're doing and how long
you're going.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
For science, the routines can be set up where you
can take it and actually feel your body and see
how far you can go, you know what I mean.
So you're how far you're your own master of your
destiny or whatever.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Well, I think that would be a great idea. But
I'm so tight on like the one side of my
body that's that I'm not able to lift my right
leg up very high. A lot of the stretcher. I
just can't get into it. So my physical therapists have
me doing the bitchiest little old lady stretches that You're like,
(04:36):
I have to be able to do more than this,
But if I do more than that, then I'll hurt
a lot more than I do.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's where I was with my back. I couldn't and
I still I'm not a very good stretcher. I am
not flexible at all, and I will I will tell myself.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
When I do yoga.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But bit, I am noticing like a little bit of
improvement right Like, I am seeing minor improvements where it's like,
oh yeah, okay, I could flex a little bit.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You can what what what? What are some of the
what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Blake? What do you want to know? What are you
using to do yoga? Is this like app or is
this like peloton? Yeah? I know, I do it on YouTube.
I do a Is this d D T yoga?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, I'm d d P d D D d P yoga.
Is next, I'm yoga with Adrian right now, I'm doing that.
She's got a lovely voice, she chill. So what made
you choose Adrian?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
You just typed in yoga and then just are like
I'm following this way.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
As a She has a nice ass.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Actually, my wife told me about Adrian years ago, years ago,
and I always kind of touch in but I don't.
I don't just stick with it, you know, I just
don't stick with it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Don't go to a yoga studio and touch in place,
just touching it.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
So you're you're doing yoga by yourself at your.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Home via YouTube. You're not going to classes?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, I'm just doing it. I break away for like
forty five minutes and do it in the gym downstairs forty.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Five And you're what kind of poses are you here?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm doing it in the mornings. I'm waking up with it.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
That's cool. It's a good, good way get the blood flowing.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, yoh, I would love to see you do happy Baby? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Can you show us something? Can you show us something?
YouTube exclusive?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I actually got really good at Happy Baby. I can
kind of do it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Now. Put your legs behind your head for real, real quick?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, can we see something?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
No, that's not what That would push me too much.
I know I'm trying to not fit chunk. Did you
not catch my draft? Did you not catch my PERI
just show us.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
An easy one? Can you scorpion? Can you scorpion yourself?
Show us like an easy one.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm not gonna what do you mean? I'm not going
to show you one of my shapes.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Those shapes are for me. The shapes for me, Okay,
they're not for you. You don't get to see my
shapes that I'm working on I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
One for YouTube. Do one for YouTube. Just one shape,
no shape.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do one thing? No? Can you do the tree where
you're like leg is like a continue ballance.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I'm sitting You're not doing it already. You're just putting
it on and watching it because you think the girl
is hot.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
This is I'm not doing yoga for you, guys. First
of all, Okay, this is the core of what this is.
I'm not doing it for you. I'm not doing it
for the fans. I'm not doing it for any of
the listeners out there. This is the first rule of yoga. Okay,
doing it for myself, okay, okay, rule my rule.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's my rule of yoga. It's okay, And I'm doing
it for.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
What are some of your other rules of yoga? Yeah,
what's rule too? Yeahs sixty nine?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Okay, okay, you want them?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Rule one?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Do it for yourself?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, okay, understand.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Rule to take baby little steps, don't push yourself.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Okay, don't push your baby little steps.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
For sure. I remember I remember hearing that baby little steps.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And and the third okay.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The third is I'm gonna take this from Tony Horton.
Keep pushing play.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Okay, pushing, Okay, keep what keep pushing, playing, pushing play.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Tony Horton is uh the leader of beachbody dot Com
p P ninety x fame.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
And that's what he would say is every day you
keep pushing play to his videos to listen to him,
because once you start, you're in it.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know what I mean, You're in it?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, and then skip ahead?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What's the ninth problems?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Has problems? No problem. If you're not gonna name, if
you're not gonna name all the rules, you're not gonna
do the positions for us? What is your favorite position?
What do you get the most relief or what makes
you feel the best. Yeah, let's see here.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I think I like laying on my back.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Corpse buster is napping.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Sleep real h You do that before you get out
of bed in the morning.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
You see laid there like a corpse for Yeah, I like.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Favorite is corpse posh.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I love this? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Wow, Yeah, I'd have to say that that's probably my
favorite post.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, and it's your favorite because.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
You can watch TV.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You can it's because it's laying down. It's like it's
using the.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Ice cream corp with Ben and Jerny's it's a little collab.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You got going frozen yoga, I've been eating okay, so
like yes, TBC y O g A. By God, by
the way, that's the best answer and the worst answer
because it's the best answer because it's larious, But it's
the worst answer because I don't know where to go
from there.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Sorry, sorry, but what are you guys doing anything?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Are you guys feeling the you know, the death march that.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're all on. Yeah, it's it's creeping.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's crazy, the old age that we're creeping into, creeping
into middle age where where everything is going to fall.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Apart at some point.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
My body's fine, some quicker than others.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
My body's fine. I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Slapping so hard it's science.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm losing my mind. Yeah, what's real? And yeah, we'll
make sure you're losing your mind.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It's just like I just I'm not remembering things correctly.
I mean the podcast will serve as my death note,
like I've obviously been losing my mind for all one
and thirty episodes.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Wen so dumb. Yeah, dude, it's over. It's over for me.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Are you really like forgetting things that?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It's it's it's getting in the way of your everyday life.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
No, not not not that it doesn't he's lying. No,
I function. I function fine, but I do feel like.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You're trying to fuck fine.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I can still.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Drive, I can still operate machinery.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
O good. But yeah, I do feel like I'm starting
to see things.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Yeah, well good, because you're thirty nine years old. You
should be able to drive and see things.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You know, what, what did you see, dude?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Just like like like like Halo's or something. I seen
Halos around lights. I think that's not just like.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I see like like bad circumstances and they're like very
real to me, and they like scare me.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Like, oh, like fear rules everything.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Around munitions, you know, like Adam, Adam your faces.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
But that's anxiety, Blake, that's anxiety. That's just the ever creeping,
fucking anxiety.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But he didn't have it before and now he's gone.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
My anxiety is worsening. I feel it's worsening.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Okay, So you look at things and you're like everything
could just go horribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I have that too.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I just see like I'll be driving on the freeway
and I just see the fatal crash that I'm about
to get into.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I have this ship too, Blake.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So we lost both of you guys to anxiety.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah we're out, bro. Sorry that sucks.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Because the other day I was like, none of my
friends have anxiety and it's fucking great.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah no, yeah, no, I'm cripe.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Anxiety is like actually like a fucking hard ass thing too.
When you see that scenario. It's a hard thing to
get past that scenario, like in your own mind.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
That's what's cool about me, though, is I have crippling anxiety,
but I still enter the world and I and I
function in it. And that's what makes me really funny
and zany and fun is that I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Like, yeah, you push through it.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I'm just hurdling over all my anxiety as I talk
to everybody.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
This is why I need Adam, Right, Okay, Well, see,
the thing is is I don't think you have. I
think I know other people that do have crippling anxiety, okay,
and I think you're not at that level, like I
have some friends that are still that.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You're like, how are you surviving?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Right?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Exactly, We're not there. We're not there.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
We are out of like agoraphobia. You're talking about like
people who truly can't leave the house because who are.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Like always sick, like always going to a doctor because
they always something's wrong, even when things like maybe aren't wrong,
and like you're they're they're always thinking something is about
to happen to them, right, Uh, And I don't think
that that's.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You were like when you travel with somebody who's just
losing their mind because they're like, we could miss the
plane and you're like yeah, but then you get on
another plane.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
It doesn't matter, and then we just get another plane
and it'll be fine. Yeah what happens if we have
to stay the night, then you just get a hotel
room night, do it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, that's a new that's a new kind of thing
for me because I have like it's a new thing
to be able to like pivot and move and be
like yeah, yeah we're fine, because it was always like
gotta fucking do this, Yeah, I gotta be call time
six am?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
What when? What? What's an example? What's an example of
you that I guess I just never picked up.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I mean Kyle right, yes, Kyle Richard Carl, Yeah, I
was your scene partner for years.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Seeing I don't have those but okay.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Because you didn't see him looked.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, but what's an example of you of your anxiety?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Shot, thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
I'm not that DM.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well, I think I've always had it. I think I
think I used it to my benefit. I guess it's
like but I think even filmmaking and making Workaholics, there
was a significant amount of anxiety that was going on.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's normal, that's just workload, that's just your brain.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
I feel like, and especially that first season or two.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And you're good at it, Kyle, You're good at it.
There you happy, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I think that anxiety is a part of me,
and so you just have to learn out of bob
and weave. But like even yesterday, I was fucking freaking
because the wind was going so fast and I got
trees on my property and I was like, these trees
are going to fall, and it's going to fall right
where my daughter is sleeping, and and then it goes
to like my kids now where it's like I got
(14:57):
to protect them.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
So I'm the same way when we fill up the
bath all the way, I'm convinced it's gonna go through
the floor.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Right, Okay, so that's a thing that's anxiety.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
But I don't But that's not like but I don't
let it win. I don't go guys, no, neither do I.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's what I'm saying. I would not say I have
crippling anxiety.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
But during a storm, when you have giant trees over
your house, it's like, yeah, that's a normal thing to consider.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's a regular parental concern.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Well what I why I feel like I don't have
I think I would be a more anxious person, Like
we all have like money to pay bills, and like
if our car breaks down, you could just pay for it.
All of my anxiety when I was in my early
twenties was all like I can't afford anything, like if
my car breaks down, I have to walk places, or
I'll have to get on the bus, or like you.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Know, Adam, as a compliment, I would argue that you
ain't have it then either like yeah, yeah, probably, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah, I've always come to you as this when I
get nervous, or like the few times I did have
to go on stage and I was fucking shaking because
I'm holding like the paper towel or whatever, like those
times I would go to you, Adam and be like, bro,
what the fuck is going on? And you were able
to be like, don't fuck what are you talking about?
You see a kind of gaslight my anxiety to the
(16:17):
point of like being like.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, it's nothing, you know, Oh well, because it just
doesn't matter, like if we go out there and eat shit,
like it'll still be kind of funny, right, yes, even
and best case scenarios, we just do what we set
up to do and it is funny, So it's right.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I think something that is very comforting is like like
eighty percent shit, eighty percent of the shit you worry
about like never happens. So everything you're like always like,
oh fuck, this is the Oh no, I'm worrying about
this scenario. It just never happens. So why do we
let it occupy your brain?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Well, even like when things do bottom out and it
is shitty, like us not doing the movie and we
had all this time and we were going to do
the movie, and like it all kind of works out.
It's like, well, now I have more time to like
go to the physical therapist and go to all these
doctors and see some specialists and try to figure this
fucking thing out instead of like running around in the
woods with you guys, uh, with my hip and growing
(17:14):
in back.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah right, Yeah, it could have been bad.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
The movie would have killed Adam. Yeah, honest, dude, A
funny way to go out.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
If I'm gonna go out, I do want it to
be on a set with you guys doing something so dumb.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That would be good.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
And scene we got it, Like like if if it
was during that scene of Game over man where my
where I'm holding my cock being autoerotic, affixiated.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Even you really died, Adam, oh ship cute, cute, Adam, Adam, you.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Guys would still have to release the footage though You're
like in this you would want you want us to
know that this is how we went out.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
Yes, I would it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I mean that's a really good way to Like a
good perspective of anxiety idea is if you clock what
you're anxious about, like write that down and then look
back on it and be like, well, why was I
anxious about that? Because now I'm here, yeah, and that
didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Maybe we need to maybe we need to start marking
down all the shit we worried about that never came
to fruition.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I did have to do that in therapy, like years
ago when I was trying to figure out how to
get through some of the fears, Like you have to
like look at it and you have a new memory.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
It's not real, it's but you overcame your fear and
now you eat salads, and now I eat salads. You're
afraid of vegetable and I was definitely afraid of salads.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Your fear was specifically cows. Uh, yeah, you fear my fear.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
My fear was tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes really fucking got me
when I.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Was a kid, crazy a good movie. I played it
for my kids and they fucking loved it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
You think it's good, really holds on it.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
It's one of the worst movies of all time. Yeah,
kids watched it and thought it was hilarious. It has
cool shit in it.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
You know what was so sick about Attack of the
Killer Tomatoes.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Remember the cartoon?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yes, they had a cartoon, dude, dude, they had a
like Saturday morning cartoon Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. And
there was like this one little tomato that kind of
acted like a dog. It was the nice tomato man,
pull that up.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Blake, since you're the guy who likes to remake things.
Almost use the fast food War What the fun was
that called? Where was like burgers fighting?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh, it was called food fighters food fight, food food Fighters.
And then there were barnyard Commandos. They were kind of
similar toys. They were just rubber. They didn't move or anything.
But whoever like designed those toys were sick artists sick.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, they were on one.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Adam, I just got one of these fucking things.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Those are great.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Wait, what does he got? Adam has a shepherds Adam has.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
A hook still, doo, I just caught one of these
what do they call?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, there's a word for those like shepherd hooks.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Barnyard commandos.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
It's for like massaging and like releasing tense muscles. It's
called it came and so I now I just sort
of stabbed this in my hip and groin area for
several hours a day.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
It's so tight. Dude.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Hey, Adam, I don't know if you're if you're down
to take a trip somewhere, but you got you should
just go to see my guy and just see if
it if it, if it works.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Chiropractor who's your guy? What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
My bodywork guy that I go to once a month
is body was just a freaking magician. And if you
go in there with something wrong with you, you leave
and it's better.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Well, I go to a guy he does the same thing.
He's a physical therapist, but he specifically does body work
and it does feel so fucking good after I did it,
like I was in the most pain I was ever
in two days ago.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Then went to him with his magic hands, and I
feel a lot better.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Like what level was your pain at?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Like? Terrible, terrible, dude, Like it's it's legit, very very bad.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Dude'es on pain pills, man, what the fuck?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I'm on fucking multiple pain pills and muscle relaxers and ships.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
It sucks.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
That's some sh And then he does it, and then
your pain goes from like a eight or nine to
like a four or five.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
So you're coming your pants? Yeah, what's until you're coming
in your pants?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah? Oh yeah, so you're coming in your pants? Is
that spinal fluid disc? Buddy?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
I think I just drained. So, but yeah, is your
guy up in l A. I'll go. I'll go to
your guy.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
When he's not even up in l A. He's like
outside of LA That's what I was saying, if you
wanted to take a trip. But it's so funny. I
was there. I was there last week and he goes,
do you want to schedule another appointment? I go yeah,
he goes, Okay, got an opening in June, first week
of June. Yeah, And I was like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Pencil me damn. So you know, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Because he's just booked because people are like, this is
the guy and he's not even like the guy. He's
just not that guys just works on like triathletes and
people who worked at who work out at the old
gym I used to go to.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
So this is an athletic trainer.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah. Yeah, he gets people ready for like iron Man.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
He loosens you up.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He sure does.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's what I need. I need that ship for pickleball, dude,
I need that.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Rolfing is a thing that I was told I should
look into. What is it.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
It's called rolfing and I don't know why it's called rolfing,
but essentially it's like a it's body work, but it's
wildly painful. So it's not like a massage where you're
like you go there to relax, it's like it's so painful,
but then you hope that it helps. Like you're if
you have a muscle like right, and when I'm lifting
weights sometimes like.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Rolling out, you know, like when you when you roll out,
it hurts like a bitch, but you hope that it helps.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah, essentially, and there's someone doing that with their hands
to your troubled areas, Like sometimes I'll like pinch something
in my back and a part of my back will
just stay flexed, which is essentially what's happened to my
whole like growing and back and hip area damn. And
then they are supposed to help release that pressure.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, it's magic. Well, I mean I want I mean, look,
you brought up DDP yoga.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
And I really.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Am curious about DDP yoga and I saw.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I mean, I would think you are so d yoga.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
The fact that you didn't go right to that one.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I know this guy next thing, I know, got anxiety,
hates wrestling.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I was hurting.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I was hurting too bad. I don't know it was
I was, I don't know, but.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You don't trust DDP.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, I was hurting too bad. I wasn't sure that
I was going to get money to.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Bad You weren't thinking properly. You just went to the
path of least resistance. Your wife told you about a thing,
you went for it.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, it's it's it's a gateway.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
For all the listeners who are wondering, what is DDP
is Diamond Dallas Page, a w C wrestler. He has
a yoga program, right.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
It's a yoga regimen. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, and supposedly it's legit.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Well, Tony Horton is There is a crossover video with
where Tony Horton's doing DDP yoga and Tony was like wow, wow,
And I'm like okay, if Tony fucking really digs.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
This, like I mean, and it saved me he passed away,
It's saved Razor Ramon's life, right it did? Oh it did?
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Oh? Yeah, that's right. He swore by it.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And Jake the Snake too, I believe, yes.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
And why did it save his life? What did yoga say?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
He was on hard times and getting through some stuff
and got clean, got on some yoga. It saved his life.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah, okay, cool, he found fitness.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And they all are pain pills too, they're all pain pills.
All the retired wrestlers.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Find that fucking hole of like, oh, they're stuck in
the opioids and.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
DDP is like get out of that, just stretch it out.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Yeah yeah, well no, I'll take a look at it
for sure, because it's pain pills.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Adams like, I'll do both, Yeah, we'll.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Pain feels just fucking suck.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
I feel like I'm the worst. I'm way slower than
I want to be, Like, I don't. I have a
hard time concentrating like I used to, Like I just want,
like I have things like I'm supposed to be working
on We're gearing up for a bumper in Berlin.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Season two, and I'm let's go as executive producer.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
I'm supposed to be doing all this work and I'm
just like just dragging ass doing it because I'm on
all these fucking paint pills. So I'm like, it'd be
better to just sit here, though, let's go.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I don't do video games.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I don't do paint pills.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I don't either, except for when I broke my back.
What season was it. We were in the we were
in the writer's room and I was on I was
on like perks I think, and that ship was that was.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Like season three.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
I think it was two or three.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, I think it's season three.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Remember I was just on the couch, like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I used to say perks of the job points to me,
retroactive points.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
They felt very good, but I wanted to get off
them immediately, Like as soon as I didn't feel like
I had to use them, I was like, no, no more,
because it fucking makes you chill.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I just forget to take them. I remember when I
for work a hogs when I did a body slam
on like a garbage can and I cracked my ribs.
Same season, they gave me like those horse pills and
I was like cool and I took yea and I
was like, oh, it feels too good.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
And they're like, you were supposed to swallow those? Yeah,
I just put a couple up the pooper.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I did. Well, you're supposed to take them out of
the bottle.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
My back's my back's mouth, put the bottle.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Up your ass. I just ate them with your back mouth.
I don't.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I just gobbled up.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I've never done this before, so why are you yelling
at me?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Well? Which mouth should I use?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I tried my best.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
My mouth mouth, I didn't you didn't specify which mouth
the south mouth shout out fucking stand and.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't forget to take them and then like the
pain hurts, but I'm like yeah, and I like not
taking pain pills because then you know, like you can
your body can talk to you.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, you know how much you're in the body this
R and B track.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I tried to take most of them.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I was just in a lot of pain this morning,
and I took two, which normally I only take one
in the morning, and then I'll take two like before
bed so I can actually fall asleep, because the other
night it was like five am, and I still was
just like awake.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Well, daylight savings time, fu?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Can I get a fuck off to daylight?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, and we'll talk about that if we can pivot.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's such an issue in my house.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Fuck daylight saving straight up. I'm over that ship. Ain't
a farmer no more.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
A week after daylight savings in our house and mu'st
just like, well, you know, it's daylight savings, so everything's crazy.
I'm like, it's an hour. It can't it can't be dude.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
It was crazy though it's not that crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
It was crazy, it is.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I took three naps, Yes, I think it does. Yes,
I took three one hour naps yesterday.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
My god, how do you have the time to do
all that? Man?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I just fell asleep at the wheel. You are driving, okay?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah? What do you mean with the anxiety?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
I killed the man?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
It is crippling. He takes naps?
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Bro, No, Well, I guess I guess you should have
anxiety if you fall asleep all driving.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
That's what I'm saying. I can't tell which memories are
real and which are fake. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I don't know what I'm living in a nightmare?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Does it matter?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Though? Does it really matter when you think about it?
Does it matter if you know't? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Nothing matters, exactly, Nothing matters. That's what I think. That's
my mantra and why I'm probably not that anxious is
nothing really matters that month?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Right? Yeah? Well, you we've talked about how you've had
a brush with death, so you.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Just, yeah, you're lucky in that way.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Ain't nothing slowing you down except for my body that's
giving that's currently giving.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Up on me.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yeah right, So wait, Adam like, does it doesn't feel
better to like sit down, because like, when are you
just gonna be the homie in the wheelchair?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
That would be sick.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
No, it hurts to sit down. It feels good to
lay it hurts. It feels good to.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Lay down, but to sit it doesn't feel good. Okay,
you like cork, Get.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
On your yoga, dude, get on your yoga.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
I need to be in a full corpse pose.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
If you could just wheel my bed, yeah, it will
get the camera like directly above me, and I could
do podcasts and ship that way.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
The podcast is basically like the a dentist looking at
him mouth.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That'd be tight. That'd be really tight. That would be cool.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Nancy Myers told me a story about how Jack Nicholson
didn't want to be Was this something that's got to give?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Is that her movie?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah? I think it was Nicholson or was it.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
It was Nicholson? It was no, it's Nicholson. I forget
which movie exactly, but he he was like, I don't
like the way I look laying in bed.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
And she was like okay, and he's like, we gotta
stand the bed up and she's like what.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
And they had Nicholson had her stand the bed upright
and then shoot it like they're laying down, but really
he's just like standing there against the bed.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
So your face looks better.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
You don't, Yeah, so your face looks better, so you're like,
whoa waiting into yourself?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
We got to pull that footage, Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I like that little insider stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I like out of like the chunkiest part of that song.
It's like what's happening with the horns?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Back to for the of that song?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
And hey, Blake, I liked it, dude, I got.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
This man catches up with itself. You get it after
this like a factory like starting up or like an
old cartoon.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Car, like, yeah, that was the that was the model
t when they fully crank that out.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Wow, that is really a fucking great ass tract.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
No, that's a banger, dude, as a bang, it does hit.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
It goes.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
People don't sleep standing up right, like that's not a
thing yet, right, Yes, that's something.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
That will, Blake, I'll let you answer that one.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, I feel like it were it's right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
I'm I'm anxious as to where this is gonna go, Blake.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I feel like there are people out there that are
claiming like sleeping standing up is like good for your
body or something.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, so you feel like I feel like, but you
ever heard like, bro? This is what it does matter?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Is that not a thing?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Nobody sleep standing up. That's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I don't know, man, knowledge, not.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Not that we know.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Because some people sleep like hanging upside down like Batman.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Right, No, No.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
No one does that either. No, dude. The majority of
people sleep laying down.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Sure, dude, there's some freaks out there that do your shit.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Absolutely, People fucking hang by their nipples and sleep as
a thing to do.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Oh, Narcoleptic people will fucking sleep standing up.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Yeah, yeah, I've seen deuced biglow the male jiggle.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Now, dude, if a narc electic person is standing up
and they just fall asleep, do they pass out on
like fall down or are they Well, you.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Lose if you're in it's saying here if you if
you're in your rem cycle, you're losing your muscles, so
you don't have your muscle will collapse if you're actually asleep.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
What was that movie My Own Private Idaho?
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Well, if you're in your rem though, it takes a
long time to get into rem sleep.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
So maybe yeah, so maybe you can catnap standing up.
They're saying soldiers. Soldiers would do it when they're on
like night watch.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
You know, oh shit, I could see.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I could see leaning against something like if your body
weight is leaned back against something.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
What I can see like.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Leaning against something like while laying down, like on a
bed or something.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Can you fall? Yeah? That I get.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
If you're sitting and leaned back and your legs are extended,
that is I get that.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Wait, Kyle, things are ting my yoga again?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, corpse pose.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's how I wake up and do my stretches. I
could do yoga if you're leaned up against the walls,
your eyes closed.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
If you lean against a wall, standing up a fistful asleep,
that you.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Can fall asleep. Absolutely you could. You think your legs
would buckle.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
I know my legs a buckle. I know my legs.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I don't think I would get to sleep, Okay, ds,
it's World War two, you're on the night Watch. It's
your third day in a row.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
What side of my on what side of my is
on the Western Front? You know what side you're on?
You fucking whacking doodle us a brother.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Come on, Berry Pepper sniper style when we talk. Good.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, you're sniper, you're sniping.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
You're Wesley sniping.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, great, Yeah you're a ranger. You're a ranger, dude.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
You're You're in a movie with Wesley Snipes about World
War two.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
And the hours are super long and Craft Services is
like WOS. So you're not well fed?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Yeah sure, yeah, it's it's not cool. It's like a day.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
It's not a lot of money. Not a lot of money.
It's all outdoors. The third day of shooting.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, no, unions are backing up.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It's like there ye windoors or outdoors at them.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
It's a right to work.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
It's all outdoors. So you've gotten a lot of sun. Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
And the wind was cooking earlier, so you're a little
wind blown.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
This is New Mexico.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It's a right to work state.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
They're pushing it out. That's right.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
It's not cool.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah, and you're kind of tired.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
No union breaks none.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
And the scene is you're looking through binoculars but you're
standing up, but you have resting your head. Yeah, Snipe is,
you're right, he's doing a monologue. You don't even have
to say anything.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, this is all on the box.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, it's just kind of you like propped up like this.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
So you're not you don't see your eyes. You can
close them and just kind of not off.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Like we said earlier, it's all outside, dude and the wind.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, it's the craft right, No, horrible.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's like they're out of Tillamook Cheese.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Day three. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
You're sharing a trailer. You don't have a trailer, Little.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
M and ms.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Do they have any overnight oats?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
No, they don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Rant ran out this morning.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
Snipe's actually made a point to say they can't have
those on set. He does not allow an over over.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Do they have any Kiwis that I can eat? Entirely?
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Baby's they have a lot of Kiwis because yeah, Kyle
is actually directing this episode. It's now, it's a series.
Now I'm gonna I'll be in my trailer.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
No, No, he's running with me on Indy. We're doing
an indie style. He's running with me on Indy with nice.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Okay, But it's a three parter, right, it's like a
three part song.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
It's a bile.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
It's a series series Okay.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, they call him limited series now, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
It's an event. It's a limited events.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Okay, so the table's been set. What is the question?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
And and and and by the way, and by the way,
you're tired, so tired, dude.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
You don't think you could fall asleep in that scenario?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Okay, do you need more information?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
If he doesn't know, what do you need?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
I thought we gave you enough information to know whether
or not you could fall asleep in that sinar.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But I feel like when they when they did the turnaround,
I could just go over to my chair, which is
hopefully a low chair. I don't even think I could
fall asleep in a high director's chair.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
You don't have chairs on this picture.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh and I'm out.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
On this picture. You don't have chairs, dude, I will
say that. Uh and this is another Hollywood minute. Okay, wait,
hold on, I don't fuck with the.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
High chairs anymore.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
I'm old actor that asked for the low chairs.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Chair, there's nothing wrong with asking for low chairs because
the high chairs are horrible for your fucking back, dude.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
It it's not about that. It's not about that.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
But they're good for the makeup artists.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Thank you the fact that we as an industry decided
to just go. We're doing high director chairs and everybody
gets one of these high ass chairs. Don't you want
your legs to be closer to the ground so you
can stretch out a little bit?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yes, no, but it's for the makeup artists to come
ups had the number one answers for the makeup artists
so they don't have to bend over. But I guess
everyone on your set's bending over.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
That's right, hey, but guess what when they're doing the makeup,
I'll stand up.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
I'll stand up for a few minutes and let them
do it.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Not with those legs. You come down here. I want
you to feel my pain.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Adam's next movie is gonna be bending over for him. Bro.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna be h point,
I'll be crippled. Yeah, I for my next film. I
only I only play guys that their legs don't work
from here on.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Out, dude, Lieutenant Dan Bro No, but Adam, I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm with you. Lower chairs all the way, because they
haven't updated the high chair. The lower chairs have like
tables and like places for your laptop or your iPad,
like pockets for snacks. The pockets. This is way inside.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
By the way, this is the best Hollywood minute we've had.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
This is the deepest we've ever been inside of Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Yeah, talking chairs.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Dude, speaking of Hollywood minute. Kyle just struck out something
that I think is a great idea that we should produce.
And I would love to start in if you guys
all have my blessing, the Lieutenant Dan story.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yes, Adam, let's follow him, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yes, it's him. That's a great war picture, Dude, let's
do it.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Right Lieutenant Dan before the Lieutenant Dan spin off?
Speaker 5 (38:41):
Right, don't you want to see specifically all Lieutenant Dan
bro Like, what happened?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
How did he lose his legs?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, we know how he lost the weight?
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Isn't that in the movie? That's in the movie.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
All of his life is in the movie.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, oh right, there's the whole Vietnam part.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
He explains that he comes from like a long line
of people, like he has his own movie in the movie.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Yes, he does, he does, But you don't have to
show you could show him living that life, tell his story.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yeah, you just want to see his hair grow out.
You want to see those years when it was kind
of like a little awkward.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Yeah, like kind of the awkward hair and people don't
respect him because his hair is not dope yet.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, so I like that.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I want I want the comedy of like everyone's supposed
to respect him and like, but he's kind of a dick. Yeah,
like he got the legs now, but like he's also
like mean to that wife who's like, good to meet you, Forrest.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Remember that lady Dan, No, I got to run it back.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well, I have an image of Gary Sonise walking at
the end of the movie. Is he That's when he's
with his wife and legs and he goes, he goes
clink hints.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yeah, he hits the cane against his metal legs.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
And at the beginning of the movie he has legs
as well. I don't remember him at the beginning.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
What are you? They flat? They he go to they
go to Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I know, I know, I know I should have this
in my mind, but I don't have an image of him.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Lieutenant Dan is in charge of Forrest coming. Lieutenant says,
wear a good size.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
And he's like, don't salute me, fucking idiot. That's the
first time you meet him.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yes, isn't there a scene at school when they meet
and like he's like the bully or something.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Dude, that's you're talking Bubba and he wasn't a bully
at all, And that's it.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Adam's pitcher and Bubba doesn't have a scene from the
high School Adams movie has he loses, he gets his
legs blown off, and then I remember he carries him.
I remember that he's mad that Forrest saved his life
because he's supposed to die in battle.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Like let me die, let me die.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Zamecchas has the fucking greatest shot for no reason in
that movie. He pulls Forrest off the bed down to
the ground and he's gonna like fucking kill him, and
the camera starts this way, goes down between the beds,
then comes around the bed underneath it, shooting across so
you can see Lieutenant Dan. It's bizarre. We'll try and
post it.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Yeah, let's post that shot.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
He was supposed to die and he's pissed, and then
later he's an alcohol with long limbs. Leonore uh huh wow,
go off. That's right after and then Forrest gives him
like a reason to live, and then he comes back
at the very end with the fucking fake legs and
the new wife, and she goes, it's nice to meet
you Forest.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Interesting thing, by the way, I still think there's enough
story there to tell the Lieutenant Dan biopic.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Right, Adam, when does your movie take place? When does
your movie take place?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
The hair the long hair part? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Wait, is it during the movie?
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Well, see, I do.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
The whole point initially was to be crippled in it.
That's what I was kind of looking forward to sitting
down from.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
I think that means that your movie has to take
place when Forrest was like off doing something in the.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Movie with Jenny. Yeah, probably Jenny.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah he's playing ping pong for the for.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
The US, and yeah, he's playing ping pong. Pickleball.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
We need to fill the gaps in the Lieutenant Tan storyline.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Yeah, smart, what if we update it?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Forrest Gump is really good that Pickleball.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I'm listening. I'm listening, and.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Then Adam is kind of laying in a bed and
we're wheeling him around and he's doing monologues.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
And then I look up and I see the TV
and Pickleball. This is this is like this what the seventies.
So it's like he's not getting a lot of love
for pickleball yet it hasn't become the phenomenon. He looks
up at the TV and he sees Forest Crush. He's
at a ping pong and he's like, God, damn that
Forrest Gum.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, just so we don't get sued, we want to
change it to like, you're just a guy named Lieutenant Man. Yeah,
science and everyone will know. It's a wink, it's a wing.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I watched that movie, Lieutenant Man.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
No, no, no, no, we're getting the rights. We're calling Jamecas
We're getting the rights.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Okay, Lieutenant Man. Yeah, okay, let's go for it. Yeah, reboot,
Well we want the ip I guess yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Idiots right Walk Forest Walk, Lieutenant Daniel, let's just call
it that.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Lieutenant Man Boris Walk Forest Barren. Make it in Russia, dude,
that would.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Be lieutenants Man Walk.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
It's from the perspective of a Russian soldier.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Have you guys seen the documentary that one best documentary
that is that guy's name.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
When the uh, the Russian guy went to jail.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
The Russian guy that went to jail. Dude, it's the
craziest Uh, it's the craziest story I heard.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
It's not real.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's not real. What I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I was about to be floored at the Academy.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Could you just could someone look up what that what
that documentary is?
Speaker 5 (43:39):
It's called like, No, it's a very Russian it's not.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
It was like this Oscar.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
It won the best Best Documentary this Oscars. It's out now,
it's on HBO Max. It's so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Russian.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Oh yeah, that doesn't stand.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
And he he's the opposition leader against Putin and he's
like this charismatic guy and he uh especially Putin poisons him.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah, and he almost dies.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh I know about this story.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that guy. Yeah, it's a wild story.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
And then they that guy, this data expert is what
is able to figure out who actually poisoned him. They
call the people that they think poisoned him and try
to catch them into admitting it, and one guy does.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
One guy straight up admits to the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
This is blair with what it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
It's wild, dude, it's an absolutely wild story.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
It's let me let me who made CNN films. They
lost me?
Speaker 3 (44:43):
You lost me, fucking Don Lemon. No man for that, dude,
Anderson Cooper, No, you lost me there?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Who are you?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Who's your guys?
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah, yeah, blakes Out, bakes Out, which is cool. I
respect that bro.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Your line is fucking John Norris and you lost me.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Hey if I said wolf Blitzer, would you come back? Actually?
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yeah, all right, okay, well you trust wolf.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Blake only listens to Tabitha Soaring and Duke Kurt Loader.
Kurt Loader, you still goes.
Speaker 5 (45:20):
I'm an MTV news guy, the ninety Matt Pittonfield or
I wish I could pull the Nick News people.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
But I oh that lady, Oh I can pull it.
I could pull bethge Lori, Beth, welcome back to nick News. Yo.
She was too serious. She looked like the dancing lady
who's like, and this is how you freeze, right, or
like this is hip hop dance, and she's like and
you twist your arms and you step step step. I
feel like that's the same lady.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
It's probably the same lady who teaches Kyle yoga, same
exact girl.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
There we go news lady.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
She was the same girl.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Central California. There's something called a drive by shoe. We're
asking students at the school about it.
Speaker 4 (46:02):
Well, that being said, guys, check out that documentary. It is.
It is really cool. I think we I think you
guys would all really like it.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, I do want to watch that. That and the
Beastie Boys doc. I've been a little doc boy on
I don't know, just high as a kite on my
pain pills.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Thank you for the recks.
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Sure, yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
You're just popping perks and fucking zoning out and going
doc mode.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Yeah, honestly, Yes, dude, I got new couches at the
crib so.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Drive you know, I'm hard chilling.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh my god, Oh I like your life.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
Right, Yeah, it's it's nice a little opioid books super coz.
There's all these warnings all over the bottle says opioids
all over it.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I'm like, don't mind.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
If I don't take with alcohol as you drink at
Ashland seltzer.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Adam, are you having sticker shock at him?
Speaker 4 (46:46):
What is it? That's how expensive the couch was.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Yeah, we had them made like for specifically for the
space in our house.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Yeah, I got so expensive though.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
We're we're we're doing we got like a designer to
like go pick out stuff because we're just both busy, okay,
and then like the bill, we're like, big, no, this
is what you see you.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
Oh, well the designer because we did that too, And
the designer always picks the most expensive shit. And you're
like you have to talk them off a ledge and
you're like, bitch, that's not your money.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Oh, I'm like so soaked to just go to Creighton
Barrel ikeia, bro, just be like, let me do twelve
of these sofas instead of the one. Yeah, just go
do it, just go pick it out. It's crazy, And
I'm like, I know people got cash, but I'm just
like the people with cash feel stupid for buying shit
like that.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
You can get couches made for a price point.
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Though.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
You can get couches made for a price point.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
I make you say, he's going to make you a couch.
His dad will make you.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Dude, I got couches made. I got couches made. It
ain't it ain't the worst thing.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
It depends on where you're going, because you want them
custom to your room.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
When did you get a made.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
See I got couches made ten years ago for the
Hollywood House, right, and it was a decent price. I
was like, I was like, okay, this is affordable. And
then I just went through the same process and it
is what three times the amount?
Speaker 4 (48:09):
Maybe four times? Well, everything's crazy.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah, it's because the banks failed. Bro, the banks failed.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
They're looking at your IMDb, they're checking variety. They know
what's up.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
Everything's crazy right now.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Like season two Bumper, Okay, we're getting together.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
They're like, okay, he's got that pickup. Okay, the movie
bottomed out.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
But guys, no, it's the inflation. If the banks failed,
that's why your couch cost. Don like, come on, what
goes up is gonna come down?
Speaker 4 (48:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (48:38):
It's ill said, Well, I do know that cars are
cars are matt expensive right now. The price tag is
way up. If you're trying to buy a car.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
That's falling back.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Oh dude, yeah, I tried.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
I bought my dad a fucking car and it was
like the sticker price, and I go to buy it
and then they're like, yeah, it's gonna be like ten
thousand dollars more than the sticker price.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Then what it said, okay four months ago is worse
though it was wild.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
Hey, let me hit you with this one. I went
and bought a foot long from Subway. How they were
five dollars? Then, motherfuckers are ten bucks?
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Now?
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Are you serious? Mis Jersey Mikes, Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Subway sandwich is fucking ten bucks. Get the fuck out
of here. Foot long is ten bucks for that rotten
ass spinach?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
What are you getting foot long? Vegiude?
Speaker 4 (49:23):
That is a crazy that's crazy toasting toasting.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
Yes, dude, I lived off that five dollars foot long
when I first moved to California.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, it was a game changer. Dude.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
They're not five anymore. They're ten bucks.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
How the fuck is that ten bucks?
Speaker 3 (49:36):
I don't know because the meat is still slimy as fuck.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Yeah, but delicious ro It's not.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
The greatest ingredients. It's not the greatest bread.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
It is awesome, it is great, it's.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Not the great we do fucker.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Well, I'm all, I'm fine with it, but like ten
bucks for a foot long bread?
Speaker 4 (49:51):
That is the one fast food that I do eat
is Subway.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Jersey Mikes. You don't go Jersey Mike's over subway.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Usually not crazy, No, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (49:58):
Well, they're subways everywhere, so like if I'm gonna get
fast food, usually I'm like wait, and it's like a
road trip and we're like stopping for fast food, and
I'll go, well, there's a subway in this gas station,
so I'll just I'll just get that.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
You get that subway.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
I wait, I wait. I get on my phone and
I wait till it's something special and I pull over. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (50:25):
Well, hey, man, I just hope subway comes back down
to Earth.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Man.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
I hope they touch her. Yeah, their heads in the sky.
Speaker 3 (50:30):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
But speaking of subway, every turn, every time I turn
on Hulu, it's like the Jared from Subway Monster documentary.
Speaker 5 (50:38):
Oh I can't wait to watch that, dude. Oh I
watched it a little bit, did you was it gross? Well, yeah,
it has to be.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
No, it's kind of a second Blake likes it. Wait,
why do you like it so much?
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Gross? I don't know. I don't know what I would
get out of watching it, to be honest, Like.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
What's really cool about it, as for like a demented person,
is they have Jared his phone calls recorded, so you
actually hear him Yeah. He had this girl who he
was like was kind of his confidant, and she was
like the whole thing follows her. She kind of was
like like his like his Jizlaine, not his lover.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
Like his Jiselaine Maxweller.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah kind of.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:21):
So she's just like, yeah, tell me all your ways,
like teach me your ways.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Oh dude, I did see something and that no, And
then he was he was saying like, uh, could I
ever get photos of your kids?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
WHOA yeah, yeah, And that's where she's like, oh, this
is getting so fucking skeezy, Like I have to like.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Well, I like that.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
Once it went to her kids, She's like, wait something,
but time out anyone else's kids, and you're like.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Time out. I was this guy.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
I knew I was recording these for a documentary, but
now it has gotten way, now it's too far.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
Yeah, dude, it is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
The bummer about it is probably he just wanted pictures
of her kids, but he didn't. He couldn't go out
the gate, right, So that's a.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Huge bomber, huge.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Hundreds of kids. Later, he like circles back and he's
like all right, so like what about your kids? Would
that be crazy?
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, gosh, he had to stick with it for like
a long time.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
That's a bummer.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
Yeah, dude, it was a long con for him.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Yeah, for sure, he works. It's like Jesus a bomber.
That's a bomber. Watch this guy. What a hard what
a hard rap?
Speaker 5 (52:33):
What an absolutely insane Like, I mean, what an insane thing?
Speaker 4 (52:38):
Insane?
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Did he have so much dough when he was doing
the Subway commercials?
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Did he get paid? Fu? Yeah? There wasn't there actually
was he got paid.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
I think they make less than you.
Speaker 5 (52:48):
I mean, yes, they are straight paid, but they make
less than you think that they do.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
If there's a straight spokesperson.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
But isn't he making like side dough because he's like
an aspirational speaker flat some of that he's stacked in
the flatbord by, like speaking for companies and stuff to
be like I used to weigh a thousand pounds the
night sandwiches and turning my life around.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
I thought, Yeah, I bet Subway had him locked the
funk up.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Dude, Well, you can do like speaking engagements.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Speaking engagement, Yeah, and who knows if he did, but yeah,
if he had a good agent, yew Hey, any.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
Take back apologies or epic slam.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry brought up the fucking subway.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Yeah, I take back anything we said about Jared from Subway.
Make he roten whatever?
Speaker 4 (53:38):
Okay, okay, all right, all right, rotten Hell. I thought
you were like pretty cool guy.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I feel like I might have said that, but let
him rotten Hell.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
I hate him.
Speaker 5 (53:48):
Check out uh Navalny, which I think is how you
pronounce it. It's on HBO Max. It's an awesome fucking
documentary by a guy who worked at Jersey and the
Beastie Boys documentary.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
Uh there. It is also a great documentary.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
Man, two weeks you're talking about that. Huh must have
been good.
Speaker 5 (54:04):
Yeah, dude, I love the Beastie Boys documentary.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
What is that on? I want to watch that? What
is it? App?
Speaker 4 (54:11):
Is on Apple?
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Ye? I wanna check it out. I wanna check it out.
I'm gonna give a I'm gonna give a shout out
to spend Gooli.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
Okay, okay, that's a bagel.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
I got a little poster back here this Kyle gave
you this to me at Comic Con a few years ago.
I hung it up. Spenng Gooley still doing it. Holding
it down to Chicago. Cool.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
Save that for the next pot, because I want to
know who that person is.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
In it. He just SAIDs like goofy uh commentary like
coming back from commercials for like old movies that cost
a deep deep deep cable channel. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
So he's the crip keeper. Basically, he's Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
So spng Goolie was like an old long time like
a long ago thing, and then he took the reins
from the OJ.
Speaker 4 (54:51):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
I actually think I listened to a whole podcast about
that ship, and it was fucking cool. They were all
like brozen Midwest.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
Right.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
I didn't here you tell me. You just asked me
who he was and told me you watched the whole.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
Moro next episode.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
Kid, that is a whole podcast.
Speaker 3 (55:14):
I was playing. I was playing dumb for the studio audience.
All right, that's what I did, dumb.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Kyle Candy critique could.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
Do a giveaway.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
I could do a giveaway.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
You guys want to do a giveaway? Okay, hold on,
hold on, I was going through some ship.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
Hold on, give your address first.
Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yeah, oh, he's going to do a pose.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Okay, why is his head looking so small?
Speaker 4 (55:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
I think it's shrinked with Kyl's head.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Dude, is his body so big? His head look small?
Speaker 4 (55:39):
Look how big his asses? Damn bro bro is.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
He looks like a Hey post malone? What's up?
Speaker 4 (55:46):
Look at post malone? Got Kyle has a paper plate
by him?
Speaker 1 (55:53):
He looks like roast malone.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
This is We've talked about it on the pod. This
is a drumhead signed by Christina Aguilera. I have no
certificate of authenticity or anything to go with it, but
I'm happy to give this away.
Speaker 4 (56:07):
Okay, okay, So well, okay, so how are we going
to give it away?
Speaker 1 (56:11):
I haven't thought that in.
Speaker 4 (56:13):
Place to actually?
Speaker 3 (56:15):
How about this, Kyle? Tell your address right now and
have people send the letters and then the best letter.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
I'm not going to do that. We can think on it.
This can be the first prize.
Speaker 5 (56:23):
Hey, how about how about we post about the giveaway
in the sixty ninth comment?
Speaker 4 (56:29):
Okay, that's good, we will give it to them.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Okay, that's cool. Producers. Are the producers cool with that?
Can they make that.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
Comment a lot and comment often? And hopefully your number
sixty nine?
Speaker 4 (56:42):
Kyle?
Speaker 1 (56:43):
Real quick, real quick, Kyle? Did you I know you
said you don't have a certificate of authenticity to go
with it. But do you know that it's real.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
This wonderful signature?
Speaker 4 (56:53):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
I don't know that it's real. My parents got it
from me, off or for me.
Speaker 4 (57:00):
For me?
Speaker 1 (57:01):
It's got it for me off e Bay.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
Well, your parents got you a Christina, a drumhead. Drum
head for Christmas? First Christina agular. She doesn't even play
the drug. Yeah, why what?
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Well?
Speaker 3 (57:14):
It was for Christmas, fucking Sheila e Okay, it's for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
But it'd be like Adam if that's it. It's for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
It was a Christmas someone gave a signature of Blake
written on a football.
Speaker 4 (57:26):
You'd be like, why is it signed on a football?
He's an actor.
Speaker 7 (57:29):
I know we did this joke on I did kick
a field goal naked, right, okay, go Wolves Van Eys
High School shout Out's why they gave it to.
Speaker 2 (57:39):
You, and that's why I'm ready to part with it.
Speaker 4 (57:43):
All right.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
Have you crossed it with other signed things to make
sure it matches?
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Have done no research on this whatsoever. I don't know
if it's real.
Speaker 4 (57:53):
Hey, well, your parents paid good money for it.
Speaker 1 (57:56):
The sharpiest fading.
Speaker 4 (57:58):
Do you sign it as well?
Speaker 5 (58:00):
Yeah, you sign it as well, Yes, I can't you
put it in the mail you sign it as well?
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yes, all right, I can do that. I can write
Kyle and Christine.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Yes, definitely, and Kyle Kyle Aguilera.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, I'll sign it with her and then it will
be wow real. Now I want to keep it though,
if I'm going to sign it. If I'm going to
sign it now, I want to keep it.
Speaker 4 (58:21):
Oh you want to keep it if you sign it? Yeah,
that's so hey, So I guess you have a take
back now then.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
No, it's still a giveaway, all right, good yeah? Yeah,
sixty ninth commenter, Yeah, comment often and slap that bell.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Baby. You don't know if you're commenting them, but uh,
we'll see you there.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
No idea it's a postal.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Don't have to be.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
It'll have to be a freeze frame.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
It'll have to be a freeze.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
Frame of sixty nine dude, giveaway first giveaway number one.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Man, that's fucking cool man.
Speaker 5 (58:49):
All right, and that's another episode
Speaker 3 (59:01):
Coming to you live from Hollywood, California,