Ep 205: Frozempic

Today, this is what's important:

Boating, witches, attempting to pronouce penguins, Teen Witch, Kendrick/Drake diss tracks, South Park, sliced hot dogs, burger & fries, sauces, sandwiches, eating different animals, & more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously
very crucially important today On This is.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Important, I love making tuna fish sandwich.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh, getting fucked in.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I want to get a cheese greater and great, a
bunch of hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think frogs are pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Let's go, yeahzza pizza?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
What's up? Fellas? Okay?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Derry came out hot Yellow due Shade an album cover.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You're good, everybody good?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
What's going on? Sorry, dude, I just ate a rotissery
chicken so quickly before the string and all, oh man,
you just got ropes. So we did two. This is
cats out of the bag. We're doing two podcasts.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
No, no, no, no, whoa whoa wait wait wait wait,
don't don't reveal this.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Some people two podcasts in the last two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
The last two weeks. Well, yeah, Kyle doesn't change his shirt.
So I had to quickly. I went downstairs, I got it.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
I got a drink, and then I was so hungry
and I very quickly ate half of a rotissery chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Well you just ate.

Speaker 7 (01:43):
I just ate half, and the burbs are coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Give your body. Yeah, you need to digest.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I would like to do a pre apology for my
burps on this podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
This is a live digestion from mister Divine. Yeah, that's
what we got going on.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's cool. I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
What rub do you get, Adam? Do you get like
the lemon herb?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Or do you do like because I.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Know there's left right.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
I love a lemon herb, but specific is a from
the barbecue place down the street and they have their
own sort of rub.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
On it.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
And it is so good and you can get full
chickens or half chickens and uh and I got a full,
but half was left and I ate it so quick,
let's go. The question was, sorry before I vomited into
my microphone, what jacket are you wearing? Cool ass, dors

(02:41):
dude me, Yeah, your name is Durs.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
This and it's hot, it's getting hot cool.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
So it's open.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh shit, it's like open in the center.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
So let me zip and no, let's see that midsection
what you're working with right now.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
This is how we're gonna get those those subs.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah yeah, YouTube, so come on, Oh, there's is shaking.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Those little wiggle waggle, little wiggle waggle still got him.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I still got Hey, what's crazy is this is supposed
to be like a throwback to the nineties jacket the nineties,
but I think I got it in twenty ten from Adidas.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Your booms are huge.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
But it's like, uh, you know, it's like an Adida's bowl.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh yeah, it's like the little bulls warm up. I
like that. I like that a lot.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, that's a lot of fun, guys. And I like
to pretend it's still the nineties, absolutely decades.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It is great. It was so good.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know, I'm still in my drag suit. I'm still
nineties were fun, man, so fun.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
We're in real Yeah, the nineties were so good, dude.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
I felt like the sun was hitting a little different
in the ninth ninety we had a little more O zone.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah, my family had a boat in the nineties, dude,
My family had a boat in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Okay, excuse kind of boat? Did you guys have you too?
What then? You two? The hell are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (04:00):
We had a ski water and I would go knee
boarding in the Delta in the nineties, man, And then
the sun felt so damn good.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
And what are the deltas to a Midwest boy who
never traveled.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, I don't know what's delta.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I mean my mom flew for delta.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Delta.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
The delta is like a fresh water runoff, right, yeah,
freshwater run off kind of from from some lakes.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh, like this is what you drive by and it's
like out in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Like so this is like when all the like trash
and piss and vomit and ship and from the river
kind of goes into the ocean and plutes the.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah. Yeah, I guess board.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't think that's exactly what it was, but yeah,
I guess.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
So.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
My family, we would we were like Huckleberry fit and ship.
We were in the Mississippi River, the sloppy, the big muddy,
big buddy mississip Yeah, and we would my dad would
just ram his boat up on a sandbar and just
kick it there for an afternoon.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
You have a picnic, catch some lizards and stuff, you know.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh yeah, dude, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
My grandma would always there was one arrowhead that she
always had, and she would always like, we would be
looking for arrowheads along Mississippi and she would always find
it and be like, look there's an arrowhead. And we
would be like, oh my god, we found it just
like good. And then it wasn't until I was older
that I realized she was just hiding this arrowhead and.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Really, oh my gosh, I like that. Look I got
this arrowhead's right here.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, clips us off, now come over here.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I do remember one time, well, Adam, I remember, I
remember one time I caught some wizards when we were
on the boat and I used, I don't know if
I've told the story before, but.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Why is this story just to me? Why why isn't
the other guys should they like take their head off?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Can I go?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Like we were having like a boat connection and these
guys were watching. I felt like we were doing like
some kind of boat connection, and it's.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
It's also we get it. You guys had boats.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Also, because you said, ram the boat up on a sandbar,
and that's what we did. We found like this island
and we put the boat up and we anchored.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
And I if you could take your headphones off for
this one?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, no, no, I know. I'm glad you called me
on that because I did feel that.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
I'm sorry. This is in no way, shape or form
just for Adam. This is for everyone on the pod
all of everyone. Okay, my bad, wrong choice of works.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Okay, we're back. What did we miss? What riveting content
did we miss?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
What did we miss? Trying to tell the story, but
I keep sucking up?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh man, it is about catching lizards. Oh ma'am, chucks,
come on, b did you use you did catch lizards?
What I miss? Allright? Okay, you want to hear it? Everybody?
Everybody's Adam Durz and do you want to hear? Okay, yeah,

(07:05):
go ahead.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
I caught two wizards. I caught two wizards. I put
them in an igloo ice chest. You know those little
like lunch.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Packing things, and I put a whole like care, I
put a whole fucking what.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Did you call them? What packing things? Igloo ice chest?
I know, but you called them something package.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I think a lunch lunch packing thing, like a like
a lunch packing thing.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Called a cooler? HOI a lunch packing.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Science yep, a little tiny cooler. I put two wizards
in there. I put like some leaves, I put some sticks.
I put a couple of rocks, and I fucking was like, okay,
I made a whole ecosystem.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's time to go so dead. Yeah, those are dead
super Yeah, you got it, you're already there.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
We hit the waves on the way back and roll
crush their fucking heads.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
It was so sad.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't even understand what happened. You caught lizards, you
built a terrarium inside of an igloo, and then you.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Closed a good word? Was that word of the day?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh Adam, did you forget to do word that last week? No?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I remember I did do.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
It was a dynasty nasty Oh okay, cool, that's pretty
That's a pretty easy one.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I mean, and you used it almost too well. You
were like, are any of these teams of dynasty? Which
is you got to talk about basketball? And I was like, well,
the rocks, the rocks they bounced around because of the
waves inside and killed the killed the lizards. The rocks
bounce around.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Really a bummer.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, So you pulled them off of their cool ass island,
put them in a ice jest, and smashed their heads
with rocks.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yep, horrible, horrible thing that I did. And I'm saying
it live on the air right now.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
You just reminded me. You reminded me that I was
reading my kids these Danish folk tales and at the
end of one. There was a there was.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Was this after saving Private Ryan? When is this? This
is during?

Speaker 7 (08:50):
This is during Yeah, you show you kids saving private
right under Danish.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
This is the Witch's tail.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Basically it's like old school Hansel and Gredel type ship.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I love that. Yeah, this ship wrong.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
There was one where like the evil queen did all
these things and then she got found out and then
the king it's and these are like these are o,
g oh worse, it's it's the worst thing I've ever
heard of my life. And Kyle's lizards in a rock
Igloo reminded me.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
It goes like.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
The king got his kids back and then he sentenced
the evil step mother to be put in a barrel
of spikes and rolled down a hill.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh and she was evil though, but she was evil sure.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
But I was like, you know, whatever happened to like
banished from the kingdom. It was like put in a
barrel of spikes and rolled down the hill.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And then.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Sweet, I was like, can you imagine a worse like
first ten seconds of anything? That's pretty bad first ten seconds?
What about the second ten seconds?

Speaker 7 (09:55):
Were your kids like kind of thrown by that or
were they like were they blank face?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Like yestad.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Yeah, she was evil and it kind of teaches kids
don't be evil or else you'll get murdered.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, no, but I mean they both said good.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
No.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was more shocked because I'm their dad reading this ship.
So to them it's like, oh, this must be normal.
But I read it and I was like, uh, crazy ending.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Anyway, maybe the punishment didn't fit the crime, right, is
that what you said?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Did you say lazy ending?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
He said crazy, lazy ending kind of like crazy, crazy,
crazy blake.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
But the punishment did fit the crime because she was evil,
it was But what.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Did she do? Hold on?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Yeah, what's we're talking capital punishment here? What's the what's
the crime?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
This is torture to kill.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I think she like sent the children away and then
like the children were captured by a witch and then
she came.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Back and wow, you know, pretty bad. What happened to
the children? Are the children okay? Or what happened?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I had to escape the witch? I think it was
something like that.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
They escaped, look escape the witch.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
They made it out. That's good.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
What was the witch? Gonn do eat him? Yeah? Yeah?
Do all kinds of nasty ship. She's a fucking witch.
I mean it was handsling. What was up with that?
Why was the witches always eating kids?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Why were they cannibals? What was the deal with that?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
What was the scare kids to like not go out
in the woods on their own?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Well, why did they just say she cuts her dick
off or something? Why do they have to You can't.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Do that to kids. You can't say that the cat
that's pretty.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Scary, actually, Blake, that's a good point. I don't know
why they didn't say that, Blake.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
And this is why I've talked with Penguin, the the
book sellers, the publishers, and they would like to have
Blake's children's book. They would like to make his children's book.
Yeah good, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I mean, Blake, how do you pronounce Penguin? I feel
like Blake pronounces it strange penguin.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, yeah, I don't feel.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Like you were a Penguin guy where he's just said no,
I don't. But some people say Penguin.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
You thought I say Pengwin, Who the hell says that?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I thought it was you?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Hell, I thought you just did. No. I don't say
pen thank you, Adam, thank you. Yes, I thought you
just did.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I thought he was the guy who says penguin.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
You thought I said penguin. Yeah, no, it's it's not penguin. Yeah, penguin.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know that it's ping But you say different
than I say it. Adam saying penguin, I don't know
that it's penguin.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Oh wait wait is there not an N? No, there's
an N? Is it penguin? What? Yeah, penguin, penguin, penguin. Yeah,
it's penguin. Is it penguin?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
But what throws me off is Adam definitely said penguin.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's penguin. Adam said penguin. I say penguin.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I know no, Adam said penguin. Thank you, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I do say penguin. I say penguin, but it's not penguin.
It's penguin. It is penguin. Penguin.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
But I thought Blake was a person who said penguin.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Oh, so maybe I say it wrong. Yeah, yeah, you're
saying it wrong. I've said penguin my entire life. Penguin. Well,
and we should roll your ass down a hill and
a barrel with spikes.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
Hey, and if you put evil in front of my name,
then I probably deserve it if it was a children's book.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
You wow, mispronouncer.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Extreme evil, so what so you wouldn't if you're writing
your children's book. Blake and the kids they go off
in the woods and a witch is there and someone's
you know, the witch is going to do some dastardly
things to these kids.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
What not eat them? You're not going to eat them alive,
according to Blake, You're going to cut their dick on.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Well, no, not the witch, because the witch probably doesn't
have a dig right, Well, I don't know, cut the
kids dicks out?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
What's the cautionary tale? Bro? Yeah? What are you teaching
these children?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You believe what Blake said?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
How are you not following this? Honestly? You are so dark?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I thought I said that the punishment was cutting. Oh yes, no, okay,
now I remember, Okay, you're trying. The conversation was so sorry,
Sorry dude, I got thrown by the penguin thing.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yes, are still recovering from the penguin.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Imagine listening to our podcast in your car with your
like wife or something, and she and you're like, can hey,
I just really want to listen to this podcast, you mind.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
She's like I guess so, and then it's just four
minutes of us going penguin, turn it pie.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
So that's what it would I think it should have
been a scenario where she she lures you to her
house with bread crumbs, you go there.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Crumb she put bread crumbs, and not cared put you
in your cage.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I'm speaking Hansol and Gretel. Oh okay, well they left
bread crumbs to find that's how they did it.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
But it's been a while. I don't read grim fairy tales.
I'm more of like a Richard scary busy world guy. Okay,
I don't get into the dark art.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
All right, that's cool. I shout out, Lowly, shoutout.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, Lowly is my homeboy? The world wrong?

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Okay, Blake, So what would you do as the punishment
to the children in your story book? If what are
you going to have the witch do to the children?
Because you said you didn't want them to be eaten alive?
Why not their dicks off? Is what you said. So
is that what you're going with or as you like

(15:08):
you said, why don't they just happen? Because we have
a publisher on the line.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
To publish your book, Buddy.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
No, no, no, no, no no, maybe they just you just
keep them in a cage for like a long time
and they never get to exit the cage and you
starve them to death.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Oh so they're still killing though, but you'ving.

Speaker 7 (15:31):
So they're gonna get So it's even sadder because they're
going to watch them like deteriorate.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
That's way sadder.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Because when you say it's a witch, I assume it's
a normal person that has witch powers. But how come
witches are always into like eating children? That seems weird.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
That's how they get their power.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, that's they get their powers from. I'm starting to.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Think you should be published by Random House than you.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
So dum, I was sitting on that one. You was
so dumb. That's the power.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, these witches are definitely not into just like looking
at kids starve in cages. That's not what they're into.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Kyle knows way, Kyle knows way too much about that.
I know.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
If you told me Kyle got like went down a
wicked path during the pandemic eat each other.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Oh yeah, oh I'm just starting my wicked path. Yeah,
I'm just beginning.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Or he's just like we're just yeah, just like uh,
has has this sage all over his house?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
And you well, I mean, what is the most popular
witch story ever? Easy?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Hocus Pocus, hocus Pocus? What They're not there to eat anybody?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Wizard of Oz of Oz? I would I disagree?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
I think hocus Pocus is a much more important movie
to witch modern.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
What about the one where the witches are like a witch?
This a witch that?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh? Yeah, teen witch, teen witch.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know, I don't know. Is that Sabrina No,
you don't know, teen Witch it went viral for being
so bad?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Is that Sabrina, Sabrina the teenage witch?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Sabrina the teenage win? No, no, no, that isn't No,
that isn't no no no.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh, well because that's a really good one too.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah. I like this witch is a witch that you
don't remember? That where they're like, yeah, the bitch.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Other the little I kind of do.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Actually, yeah, what would that be called witch? This team?
It's called teen wit Team Witch.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I want to say Lonely Island like spoofed it or
did a sequel or some shit.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Yeah, that seems right, that seems right there. What were
they got their finger on the pulse? We'd like to
talk about things fifteen to twenty years late.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
And Sabrina the teenage witch was Clarissa Melissa jon Hart.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yes, yes, Melissa Jonehart.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Put some respect on her name. Melissa jone Harty, Yeah,
come on, Melissa Jones Hart was Clarissa.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
And and then she was a witch. That's she had
a hell of a run. She had a help.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Guys, it wasn't witch this in which that was top
that topy so top.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
That oh top though, So that's why you gotta get it.
That's why you didn't understand what we were saying.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with witches, does it?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Hold on, I can play it as soon as this
ad I think you guys fucked up. Let the ad roll.
It's the right it's the right cadence. We had the
right cadence. We just did. Thank you. There we go,
no way I feel it. Turn it up.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, good Mike Will made it Scott.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Storch And now it cuts back to them riding on
the bike.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
And then the girls. They also battle back. So I
feel like we got to hang on right. Listen, listen
to their rebuttal.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
The girl she looks like blossom. It's kind of cool.
She's got that cool hat on. I wish you guys
could see it.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, me too, man. Everyone at home is like, I'm
gonna drive into a pole.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Me too.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Okay, I think we get it, but it's top that
it's really good worth doing.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
You didn't even get to the part that you wanted
to get to. And then you said I think we
got it. You didn't skip so.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Worse Okay, let me let me skip ahead. Hold on,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
You didn't even get it.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
That's a complete waste of time. I do have a
quick question for Durs because I think he would know this. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Uh, you know how like a lot of rappers have,
like or not a rappers producers of rape, they have
their thing that they say like another one or whatever
to let let you know that it's their track on
the new and that Kendrick Lamar song that's super popular
right now, the dis track to Drake when they go

(19:26):
put it on a beat. Hope is that the producer
DJ Mustard or whatever his name is, is that hit
his saying, because I've heard that in many other songs.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Damn son, Yes it is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
First of all, they call these what do they call
ad libs? Right, they call it an ad lib.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Well, that's what that's like, the DJ's drop, right, right,
But I think they I thought it was a signature.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Yeah, it's not an ad lib because ad libs are
the guys in the background being like.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, no, but don't they call it an ad lib.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Ye, no, that's like what rappers do. But DJs have
like their drops, their signature drops.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
Would be like a signature mustard on the Is it
mustard on the beat? I thought it was put it
on a beat?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Ho? Is it mustard on the beat?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Ho?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Is that what it is? Producer tag is what Todd
today is saying.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Tag tag There we go there.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
What would your tag be? Beat?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
It is mustard on the beat? Yeah, what would your
tag be? That's a good, that's a good. Mine would
be getting fucked in the bat, sweetheart, get in your divines,
new tracks.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Everyone's on that ass floor. I'm getting Oh ship, this
is my jam, this is my tam. Honestly, you're making
you're making millions. You're making millions that you're not you're
not failing. Yeah, you're not failing with that. That's what

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that's rising right up the charts.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, I think so too. I like it.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
We're talking about the Drake and what's his name?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Beef?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Now yeah, yeah yeah topical. Oh yeah, we should get
into it. People want to know what we thought.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
What's our hot take? Who won? Hey?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Who?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Who won? What do you guys think?

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Well?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
That last that last song by Kendrick was the banger.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
You know, I don't know Kendrick won just because the
West and West Coast. I'm a West Coast dude.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, I'm tim West Coast.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Drake hasn't put out a good song in like ten years,
so that's fine.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
That's fine for me.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
The way I look at it is, I'm like, I
don't know who won the battle. I don't know if
I was paying attention. I just a'm like, who would
I rather hang out with? I was, and I'm like,
I think I'd rather hang out with Drake.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Okay, okay, I see the argument there, No hang out
with a bunch of sixteen year old girls.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
I'm out of here, durs, What the fuck? Team Kendrick
certified pedophile? He said he's a certified pedophile.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Dude, I didn't know he was certified.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Who was is a certified?

Speaker 7 (22:17):
That's what Kendrick says he's certified pedophile's he's a fan.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
He's a fan. I listened to all the trucks, Yes
I did. I gotta am I more hip hop than you? No?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, Adam, can I ask you this? Did you listen
to them like now, like after the factor? Were you
listening to it while they were dropping?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I listened to it while while it was happening. Okay,
so you had your you were you were on the
pulse for that one. You were a part of that.
I had my little finger on it. Yeah, my little finger.
That's cool, dude, that's freaking hip hop.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
What do you do if if Kendrick Lamar hits you
up and is like, hey, let's hang out, Adam, what
do you guys think you're doing that night or that
day together?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (23:02):
I only imagine him, uh driving around South Central That's
the only thing I can envision, Like running errands.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
So you.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Uh, and like going to like an astro Burger or something,
just like a local get.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Some lunch lunch. I feel like you'd spend a lot
of time in the studio too.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I feel like you just would.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I feel like I'm so low key and and Kendrick
is so low key that like with our powers combined,
we wouldn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
It's a pretty boring time.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Whereas Drake like, come on, Ondres, let's go out. There's
a new preschool.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
But that's not what.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't like that.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
I don't want to. I don't want somebody to be like,
come on, let's go out. I want to just hang
and eat it beat a burger.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Yeah, but Drake, I will say, I understand Durs's point.
Even though Drake is a certified popow his plane, his plane,
I do want to go on his plane.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
His angel Air.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Wow, dude, I saw Rick Ross said it's not a
good plane. I saw, I said, Rick Ross, just like
it's a it's an old like luggage plane that people sit.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
He said, be careful, he told to be careful.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, even though he's a boss. Yeah yeah, crosses.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
By the way, is it okay? It's okay to me
if it's an old luggage plane because it's not that
now true.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, that's fine. Like we can't judge each other's plane. No.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
No, Like the house, I didn't like the kitchen in
the house I bought, so I renovated it.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Did you see the little tour of the plane it's
fucking unreal. It looks like the coolest, dopest like lounge.
It looks like Delilah's the club in l A where
you're just like, it's kind of it's sick. It's just
like a cool lounge.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Is Rick Ross's plane or Drake's plane? Because Drake has
a plane as well.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Correct, that's what we're we're talking. We're talking about Drake's
playing with. This is Drike's plane. I don't think Kendrick
has a plane.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
I think Kendrick has much much less money than Drake.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I think Drake is nearing a.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Billy, a young money billy onnaire really and Kendrick I
don't think is it anywhere close to that.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Well because he has to split it, that's what Drake says.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
But Kendrick's plane, I bet Kendrick's plane is just kind
of like, what's Kendrick's playing.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's a nice plane, of course, I'm.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Not saying it's not nice. I'm saying vibe. I don't
think he has, like being back, has a plane.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I think he's he's he's leasing, he's still leasing his planes, you.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Know, or is he just chartering them? Is he actually
even I think he's just chartering charter.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah, maybe he's like John Madden and he only takes buses.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
He's he's afraid to fly.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I could I get that vibe.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
He kind of seems like I only ride the bus
guy stay grounded.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
Yeah yeah, or trains. Don't trust pop on a train.
I bet he's a train motherfucker. That's the move, by the.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Way, because he's not.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
And even in Drake's songs what he was he was
rapping about how like he isn't popular outside of the US,
Kendrick isn't, which I could believe. I could believe that
he's not wildly internationally successful when Drake it sure?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
And is that because of the voices that he does
when he raps, like he does you like.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
The Muppet voices? Yeah? He does, do you, Kendrick?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Those always kind of I don't know, Donkey, I think
they're cool. I think he shouldn't be embarrassed about his
regular voice. I think he's got a beautiful voice.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I agree, I agree, Well, is that his I think
that is his voice?

Speaker 7 (26:30):
Or is he like like I got a silky, smooth,
cool voice.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
And then and then when he goes to rappings like hey,
this comes up.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, but he does other voices.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Yeah, he does, like kind of even a more high
pitch where keeps going up.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
He's performing. There's nothing wrong with with having performed.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Sometimes he'll go into a British accent. Dude, it's weird.
Does he does he? Wait? Does he?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
He's like every jagade.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
My favorite one of my You don't how like uh?
In old old hip hop albums, they used to do
like interstitials all the time, and they'd kind of tell.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Like a little story throughout the skit. You little skits.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
He had in Mad City, which was Kendrick's album, he
had a the best runner all time of just like
he took the car and his mom keeps calling him
because his dad is drunk and wants dominoes in the background.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
And he's just like pretty good, and they're just like
come home.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
Like they got in like a gunfight and someone was killed,
and the mom calls and she's like, I just want
you to come home. I hear a gun fire off
in the distance. Like he's not even tripping about the
dominoes no more. And then the dad's in the background
going dominos. Someone say dominos, and I'm like this is
the fucking best. There's like this tragic song right before

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and then kind of a funny sketch about this dad
really wanting Dominoes.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Bezza pizza in the power of Pizza.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh wait, isn't there something about Kendrick with uh with
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Like they're they're hooking up
to do a project.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
King Kendrick Lamar, who is Pizza, Matt Stone.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Kendrick Lamar are all hooking
up a project. Yes, I don't have the details on it,
but I remember like flagging it as like whoa, they.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Don't have any details and really any knowledge of it
at all.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I don't have confirmation.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, super it's super under wraps.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
But there was some announcement that I saw and I
was like, that's interesting.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Here's a Variety dot com article, Super Underwrap, Super under Wraps.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Here's the Variety dot Com article.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I don't I don't remember if they said what it
was right when in the article I read.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Yes, So, Kendrick Lamar's comedy with South Park creators Matt
Stone and Trey Parker sits July twenty fifth release date.
So we picture have a comedy. It seems like a comedy.
Kingpin is Kendrick Lamar. I wonder if Kendrick came to them,
or if Matt Parker and Trey Parker and Matt Stone

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were like, hurt his voice and they're like, we have
to make a cartoon.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
But they were like, oh, you do a lot of
different voices.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
So it was a bit of an audition, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Oh okay, he was putting out an album.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yeah, Matt City was kind of a bit of an
audition for trade Park and mad Stone got the party
winning album You got the Part.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
You're the New Timmy.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I watched the South Park ozembic episode.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Oh how was it?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I think those guys are so funny? But I never
watched South Park. I don't know what it is. I
just can't like click into cartoons.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
You don't really watch cartoon.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah it's fair. Yeah, I don't like Family Guy or
Simpsons really, but yeah, I just I was like, I
gotta see. Yeah, it's pretty funny, but like, I just don't.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
I wish I'm a little bit that way with South
Park two, and I love every episode I've ever seen
of South Park. Hell they're great, and I'm like, oh,
I loved that, and then I just don't watch it.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Right.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Well, there's a lot of them with the Simpsons as well,
there's tons. Yeah, so you like don't know where to start.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
I feel like I used to watch the Simpsons a lot,
Like I would watch the Simpsons.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Uh, and for whatever reason, I never.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah, that was a big during dinner in college the
reruns were playing and we would always watch like two
episodes back to back and just crush some chef where
boom the.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I don't know either.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I don't I don't actually actively seek out South Park either,
but I do think that everything that I watch on
there is very fucking funny. That is interesting. Why don't
I go after it?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I watch anything on comedy Probably it's almost too good.
It's almost too good? Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Is?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Do we feel threatened by their prowess?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah, it's depressing. You're like, god, damn it, it's too funny.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah. Yeah, we're feel a little threatened by them. Yeah,
we're like, we're too stupid.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Because they do hate where they can they can say
funny shit really fast.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
It's like topic.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
That's exactly that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
It's the speed dude.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
This is why we have the podcast so we could
talk about hip hop beefs two months ago and we've
recorded six podcasts since then.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
It could have brought it up.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, we just decided, no, we're not into that really
fast stuff. We don't like our comedy really fast and new.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
We like our comedy really old, old, dated. Have the
last take.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Your Shepherd d comment really kind of took me down
memory lane a little bit from college.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
What was your what do.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
You kind of miss like that? You do not eat
anymore because we're not.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Young budds, biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Miss I used to eat so much cheese.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
You were asking ese hot dogs together.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
That'll come back like cut up hot dogs in the
mac and cheese. Yeah, come back. That's good to come
back with kids. Yeah, little boats.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Slicing hot dogs into stuff that crosses.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
A line for me. What really? Really? Culturally it's not
in Chicago. They it wouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Friends like the spaghettios with the hot dogs. To me,
that just crossed a culinary boundary for me. Oh wow,
that's totally different. That's totally different.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
So when you're a child, you had a lot of
culinary boundaries.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Well, thinking back now, I didn't know what it was.
I just had this feeling that's different because that's a
canned hot dog. Now, with perspective, with age, experience and perspective,
I now know it's colorary boundaries, which we all have.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yes, yes, yes, of course you have to set your boundaries.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Just seeing sliced hot dogs and stuff made go No.
But if you're slicing it yourself, I mean I understand
the candle even more. That's canned element.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
There's a cann it's worse, even worse.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Slicing a hot dog just seemed like it made it gross.
It suddenly made it gross.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
What is it phallic? Is it because it's phallic? Is it?
Were going back to the witch stories? Like is that
maybe well with look, with age.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Wisdom, experience, Yeah, maybe that is a phallic boundary I have.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You don't like to see hot dogs get sliced up?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
No, But I love seeing a banana sliced action. What
the fuck?

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Bro? You're wild? Your wild?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
I love when you see like a dice banana laid
out on some leg oatmeal or some shit.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
What about have you okay? Have you ever had a
thinly sliced hot dog? Have you ever tried that? Or
are you just doing like chunks?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Like the description of a thinly sliced hot dog very
does it makes me want to fucking bar.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
I wonder you know that there's some chef out there
that does like very thinly sliced hot dogs and then
puts them on a pizza and makes the pizza and
it's the best, so the best tasting thing of all time.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Oh that sounds gross, dude.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Imagine a sliver of hot dogs sounds so good to make.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
It's like it's like truffles. It's like truffles. They do
hot dog shavings on.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yes, dude, like little I want to get a cheese
greater and great a bunch.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Of hot dogs?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Say when, say when, sprinkle.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It on my salad. The only thing I would consider
would be like two hot dog slices, like over my
eyes at the spot and that's it.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Well, that's going to add a couple of years on
you by youthful glow.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
No hot dog full.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
But like the sliced up hot dog just seems like
is it, does it?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Does it have seeing the inside of the hot dog
like in that part is like kind of gross. You know,
when you look at the side of a sliced hot dog,
it does look fucking like nasty.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
It doesn't look exact same as the outside.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
No, the outside is like smoother. The outside is smoother,
the inside is like rougher and bumpier. And that's kind
of nasty.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Much.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
It's kind of a nasty dude.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Yeah, it's kind of not much.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
But you know what I'm saying, right, you're not like
living in the same world on the same timeline.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Not like arteries and ship I understand those are. I'm
gleaning what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
But okay, so that was the word of the day,
cleaning cleaning, No.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
What does that mean? Oh, it has to be you're
reading something.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
I'm like, I wasn't, but I was gleaning the information
that you're giving me.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Gleaning is what is that word? What is that word? Yeah?
I don't know what that means. I knew that word
some of it, some some I don't.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
And by the way, not to let the cat out
of the bag, but previously you said you only do
the word of the day on Merriam Webster. We're doing
two episodes in one day, so where's this other word.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
From I went back a few days.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
No, no, don't tell them. Don't tell them that we're doing.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Because two of the words I couldn't pronounce. I was like,
I'm not I can't even pronounce it.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
And then so my other question is just to stay
on this for one second. Other words that we've been like,
that was the word?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Then you said no, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Were those previous words of the days but not of
that day?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Okay, that's all I need to know.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Okay, carry on hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Back to hot dogs shavings, glean thinly sliced hot dogs
like hot dogs on nachos?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Who does that? Who puts hot dogs? Ever? Ever? I
would never think about that.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
You guys are talking about hot dogs on pizza. Leg
is normal, Bro, we're talking about hot dogs. May go
into like a Kendrick Lamar voys like, well, I think
that would be pretty good.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
And also mac and cheese. Mac and cheese is a
very normal thing.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Durs is also the type of guy that when he
eats a cheeseburger or something, he will only he'll eat
all of his French fries and then eat all of
his cheeseburger, or if sandwich and chips.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
It's the same thing you do. You do that, and that.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Is a sociopath way to eat food. And I think
that kind of goes into the mixing of other foods
and that's why you don't like it.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Fuy donkey, Adam, I'm not a big I'm pro segregation. Yeah,
I like to mix thing. I think. I think certain
things belong where they are.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Disaster, Yeah, I knew it. I knew that's where you're
going with this.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Wow, what's even weirder? Adam? To your to your point,
which is the thing. I want to start saying a lot,
just to piggyback up what you're saying. You know, if
I'm being honest, when you like the chips or the
fries at the end of the day, when I mean
in the chips are the fries, and then I'm like, okay,
I'm done, and then I eat the like burger or
the hot dog or whatever. Going back to the fries

(37:31):
or the chips is always like right, I feel like
I'm breaking the code. I'm like, you've moved on.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
And that's so weird.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
What what is this? I don't even understand that.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Were you punished as a kid, were you like told no.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
When I was when I was let out of the basement,
when they blew the horn for dinner, I was always
told that the fries were I had to wait. I
had to eat my burger first, and then I had
to eat the fries.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
You had to what.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
I wasn't allowed to have my fries until I ate
a burger like that?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
What kind of Oh.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, no, I know that.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I know that. Having kids now, Oh yeah, that's that's
just saying you have to eat. Don't just only eat
fries you lose.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Don't fill up on fries. That's that's what they would say.
You can't fill up on fries. You gotta eat your
burger first.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I wonder if I eat fries only out of revolt,
out of.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Out of yeah, out of a revolution. Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
I was such an obese little child. There was no
way that I was going to fill up on anything.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I was like, when you guys have a burger and fries,
is the fries what you're really looking forward to?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Or is it the burger?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
I still do this, I I still will. I still
barely do any fries while I'm eating the burger.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I just go straight for the and you hit the
burger and well, I think you're making this up, dude, impossible,
But I think I might be too. I actually think
I think I might. I think you wanted to be
part of the conversation a little bit.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I think I'm making this up. I was just trying
to you.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
You were trying to be part of the conversation a
little bit, and you're like, well, I need to have
a stance here, so okay, sorry, Yeah for real.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
When I was growing up, though, that was the rule.
I see that. I think that's just like finis finish
your plate type thing.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Burger first was what it was. Yeah, looking forward to
the fries. I don't think that is a thing unless
you know that a place has bomb ass fries.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Fries are always for me.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Okay, I like them, I like them, but I'm never
I'm never like I'm hungry for French fries now, I'm
always hungry for a cheeseburger.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yes, you don't go to the place because the fries
are good and the burger sucks.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
You go for the burger.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Have you ever gone one place to pick up fries
and then scoot it over to a different place to
get the burger?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Though? Oh, Damn, that's a drake move, right, I think
I've done. Wouldn't even know that would never creep into
my mind.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Wow, what would be the what would be the solo fries?
What's the solo fries?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I think like back in the day, Burger King had
a fry recipe for like six years.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
That was a band.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
I remember them good. Those were good fries. They're extra crunchy.
They're extra crunchy.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, And I think I might have gone somewhere and
then been like, I'm gonna go get those BK FRIESH.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Okay the chicken, I mean you guys. I was out
of control.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah. I don't even know who you are anymore.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
My culinary boundaries evaporated. I was fast and loose, hitting
drive throughs.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Hot dog, I don't know what that is. I don't
know what that is.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Would you ever do with the hot dog? Adam, here's
a question for you with the cheat with hot dog cheese.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
And that would make a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Hot so you cut your hot dog up, you put
it in the mac and cheese.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Do you put ketchup on that? On that dish?

Speaker 7 (40:54):
I don't like ketchup because I used to put I
know you were. I think I've seen you eat this
exactly before.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
And oh, yeah, you look like a macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I put ketchup on my mac and cheese kid. I
think i've seen you eat this meal before. I thought
it was so good.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I still think you put ketchup on it.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
It's kind of a dirty move. It's kind of a Yeah,
it's kind of a trash movie. It's kind of a
white trash movie.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, I don't. I do not do that.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Did you ever put ketchup on I think we've covered this,
but did you ever put ketchup on chicken tenders or
chicken nuggets?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I took a hard that's bullshit. It's disgusting. I'm still awful.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Why I love it? I actually I prefer barbecue. I
prefer barbecue sauce delicious, But barbecue sauce is better, Yeah,
it is, it's better.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
Well, sometimes you don't have barbecue sauce. I would agree
that barbecue sauce is, but you don't.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Have I always, I always have barbecue sauce. I literally
always have barbecue sauce. That is the only sauce I have.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
That's true. I will say I always have buffalo sauce
just the way. Okay, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
I would say I have barbecue sauce much rare spotting
in my fridge.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Wow, that's interesting, that's interesting. We always got I always
got by.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah, we believe you. We believe you don't have to
say something just to fit in due we'd like you.
You're a friend. You don't have to know. I love you.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
And Harmburger do a weird accent, a weird voice, a
trade Matt, dude, Man.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I'm tell.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Can I actually ask you something important?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Everything we talk about on here.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
It is, but this is actually really important. I want
to know this answer. Usually I asked questions I do
not want to know the answer to what is your
what's your.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
B B F buffalo sauce that you use?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
What do you use?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
What's the question? What did you say a sauce? What's
your buffalo sauce? What's your buffalo sauce? What do you prefer?
I go Franks?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Franks, Yeah, Frank's is a classic classic Franks. I thought
maybe you would have a deep cut.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, but they don't call it a buffalo sauce. They
call it a red hot sauce? Right, what is a
buffalo Frank's Red Hot? No, it's red Hot frank Buffalo. Oh,
they do call it buffalo sauce.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Frank's Red Hot Buffalo. There's two versions, I think. I
think they have Frank's.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Red Hot original, which I also red Hot Buffalo Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Okay, both delicious?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
And what is the buffalo? What is the what makes
it a buffalo taste? Do we know what that is?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
It's a tangy, It's a zesty tree, is smoky?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Is it like a one?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
But it is crazy that for chicken tenders.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
Hate for ketchup is so great because I think that's
totally normal. I grew up doing that. You'd maybe maybe
put a little ranch on the plate. Maybe do a
little mixture.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Rans with chicken nuggets is also very good. You would
mix the rans in the ketchup.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I still do that mix ranch and ketchup.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
If I'm eating fries and there's ranch there, I might go, like,
let me do a little school.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'm not telling you that that's wrong. I just don't understand.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
It, gotcha, bitch, I know you don't understand a lot
of stuff though, sure.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
But like, do you like thousand Island. But do you
like thousand Island dressing? Because that's a mixture. Brother, I'm
not alone here. These guys aren't eating that shit Thousand Islands.
Huh huh. I'm saying, do you like thousand Island dressing
because that's a mixture.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
I do, but you know, sometimes you don't have that.
I don't keep thousand Island on, so if I mean, I.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Don't know, no, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
This is for durs. I'm all about mixing condiments. I
think it's okay. I think it's okay to do durst.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Kyle ranch in ketchup is not thousand Islands. It's ketchup
in Mayonnaise is thousand Island.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
But at one point thousand Island was ketchup and mayonnaise.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Okay, but it wasn't ranch. We're talking ranch and ketchup.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
It was turned into something yeah, yeah, but then it
was turned into something. Now, at one point, a hamburger
was a and a fucking bun was just grass, like exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
A case for evolution.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
This is just letting things evolvett.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I guess I didn't realize that that was so far fetched.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I guess what I'm saying is, and I I stand
by this. I like things prepared for me. I like
it already done. Like, I'm not a big fan of
making a sandwich for myself. I'd much rather go to
a place and have a sandwich made. When I make
a sandwich, it could be like every fucking ingredient that
I want and love, and I make it and I

(45:35):
have a bite and I go, yeah, that's whatever.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
So when you say that, like the other week you
said that you what brings you joy instead of uh,
rocket launchers instead of rocket launchers and shooting stuff and
you know, shooting down planes and uh.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Adrenaline, that kind of thing. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:56):
Uh, you like to create things, so you like to
create everything except for food related items.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I do not want to make food for myself.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Okay, okay, I've been Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I can make a mean burger, but like sandwich specifically,
I do know we're just talking about mayonnaise and whatever.
I'd rather have a teenager who like sneezed on my sandwich.
That's a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
That's good. Okay, Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
So you don't trust your ability to make us You
don't what's your problem? Don't trust it? It's just that
I saw what went into it, and I'm like, the
magic is gone.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I'm like, I know what he's saying.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
It's like, I'm a I'm a huge fan of which,
which I think is delicious. I think it has infinite possibilities.
But that's the problem when you start to when you
give me too many possibilities, and I could put everything
on my sandwich, it ends up being a little soup
soup sandwich.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Oh so you don't trust your culinary tongue, Blake.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
You also always choose the wrong thing to eat. And well, yeah,
but like.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
If you're gonna have like coleslaw as an option, I'm
probably we're gonna add it to the sandwich.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
We'll all be out to dinner and it's it's a
steakhouse where all like, Okay, I get the steak, I'll
get this. Kyle's like, I'm going to order the salmon.
Blake will be like, uh, do you just have a
bowl of wassabi. I'll try that.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
No, I'm gonna get the wedge.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
A realistic order. He'd be like, what's this fritata? We're like,
what are you doing? How is what are you doing?
They have a whole page of different cuts of meat
and then on the bottom it says frittata.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
It says also for tada question mark.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
But it's like, wait, why are we at a steakhouse
and they have a frittata? Somebody back there trust their
skill to make that, Like that just is sticking out
like a sore thumb.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Why is it on the menu? Or you'll just be like,
how is this bloomin onion? That's I don't know. Usually
they knock those out of the park. About a good example,
I take it.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
I would like to do an immediate take back. Bloomin
onions are delicious.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Just ride a kish is attata and akisha saying you
nailed it with a fritata.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Durse points crush crush, yes, and by the way, nothing
nothing wrong with the fritata. But at the steakhouse, as
Adam pointed out.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Not a great call. Yeah, I just went over to
the steak.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
You're not making sandwiches for you guys. You guys aren't
making sandwiches for yourselves in your own kitchens. You're not
doing that.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I do. I do a mean peanut butter and jelly
that I don't mind Phoebe and Jay.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
But I don't eat a lot of sandwiches at home,
but yeah, I would have no problem making a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Not a tun of fish. You guys, are you guys
tuna fish people? I order a tun of fish.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
I despise tuna fish. That's that's a nah, that's a
big nun.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I love making tuna fish. Egg salady, eggs salad, blake
egg salad, love eggs.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I love eggs.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Sally I said that I had a The whole reason
I never ate eggs salad as a kid was because
of the Peewee Herman movie when it was like smashing
on his face. It like sent me into this zone
where I'm like, I'm never gonna I'm like, I'm never
gonna eat it.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
I don't remember this big top pa. It looks so disgusting.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
That was your culinary boundary.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, that was my boundary right there. So I never
tried it until I turned like twenty five, and then
I tried it and I'm like, this is delicious.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
I never had a culinary boundary. I was always I mean,
I'm a human trash can.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
So it's a big one man's boundless. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool. There's nothing you don't like. There's nothing you
don't like.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Oh, I mean there's things I like less. But I
also would just eat it if that was what.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Was like you've had like Rocky Mountain oysters and that
kind of thing, not like I'm like, yeah, week like.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Old balls, right yeah County Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, you
know were fine. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
No, I actually don't even think they're that bad. I
was like people are like, oh, I was like, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
It's like snail.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Basically fucking chef boy Ord and they're like, no, Adam,
you're supposed to get him from this jar. You're like
biting a ball.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
It's like snails, they're not bad. They just taste like garlic.
But it's like I don't have to eat snails, so
I'm not going.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
To sometimes that that that. I got an argument when
we're in Peru with Isaac because he didn't want to
eat any of their like local things, and he was
just like, is there a turkey sandwich back there?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Is there a turkey sammarch?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
We tried guinea pig.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
It was they're like serving guinea pig. That's like what
they eat there, and so we're like Okay, it's some
guinea pig, I guess, and he absolutely didn't want to.
They were serving alligator because that's part of what they
serve there, and so we're eating an alligator and Isaac
was just not, uh, that's that's why he's going to

(50:35):
get a back tattoo of all of our faces at
the next life.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I'm not super into eating rodents. I don't know if
that is my vibe. I don't want to eat a.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Road well, I don't know what rodents are on the menu.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Rabbit and guinea pig. A rabbit is not.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
A road, yes it is, thank you, Okay, good yeah,
step in rabbit is a road.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Say you're in Mohan and you're at a wet market.
Go ahead, wet market. I'm with you.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
So if you're in Wuhan, you're at a wet market
and everyone is eating.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Not a laboratory, not a laboratory.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
You're at the wet market and you're eating.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
Everyone's having a bat and so it's safe because it's
not the laboratory.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
So I went I ordered bat when I was in
say Shells on my honeymoon, because I was going to.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Eat the fucking bat.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
And then they were like we're out, and I was like,
why do we even come to this restaurant?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I don't, Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm blake.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I don't I don't draw I draw a line there,
like I ordered frog legs the other day when I
was in uh, yeah, I don't eat frog I ate.
I ordered frog legs and I was like, it's yummy,
but I did not feel good eating it, like I
felt bad.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I felt like I don't know why I can't. Maybe
we can get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
But like, first of all, who gives a shit about frogs?
I mean, cows are cooler animals than frog Frogs?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Fuck it sucked, that's cows. Yeah, No, Adam is right,
like cows. Cows are fucking cool, and we eat the
out of them.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
And it's not like if you're gonna be like, oh,
I don't eat frogs to frogs rock, which is my
thought as well.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Cows rock too. Cows are fucking cool, dude.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I think frogs are pretty cool. Who is the frog
Ninja turtle character?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
That was like frog rightus? Frog?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah, pretty cool? And I don't remember the cow turtle character.
And that's how I base almost all my.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
That's what I'm gonna eat. No, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not eating flies back rat.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I mean, that's like when we were in New York
and I ordered turtle soup and I felt horrible when
I had the turtle soup.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
I had turtle soup in New Orleans. I felt terrible.
It was very delicious.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah, I felt terrible.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Is turtlesup good? Or is turtle good?

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Turtle?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I only had turtle soup. It was delicious.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
I felt terrible because turtles are kind of like, oh,
you know, they're my favorite.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I know, I didn't like you, Like, soup is such
a there's like a lot of going into a soup
and then there's like the turtle, so like can it
like what about the turtle makes it whatever flavor?

Speaker 3 (53:12):
I don't know that soup was killer.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
I didn't think it was that good. I don't even
think I hate the whole thing. I just wasted a
fucking turtle.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
It's sad. Yeah, you're basically shredder, dude, That's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
That's exactly how I felt having the meal.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Basically shred Well, don't worry, there's there's enough of them.
There's turtles all over them. I felt like, Shred's fine. Yeah,
I felt like.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slam turtle power.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I want to take back some real quick. Rabbits are
not roading okay? Good? Yeah, yeah, I was like moving on. Okay,
they're roading but there.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
But it is like a debate, like it's crazy that
they're not because you know, one of the biggest things
about the rodents is the ninety Sure is there nineteeth
and rabbits have those, but they are not considered part
of the d Rhodesia Rodentian.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah, they're just straight up They're just straight up mammals.
Is that what I'm going to? A mammal? Is it?
Are they mammals? Is that what they are? They are mammals?
But rodents are mammals.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
So then what's the one thing upsets what's.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
The subset of it's the road rodents yet.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
I know.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
But so if the rabbits are not, then what is
what are they?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
What's their classification?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
It looks like rabbits are hairs o hair?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
And what is a ferret?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Apology? Yeah, fit is not a rodent that or maybe
it is a rodent.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Even after watching kindergarten cop.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Dude during we.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Adam has the you're not frozen fro frozen.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
You just don't want to hear about what's wrong.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
If you need a ferret during fucking kindergarten cop, you're
an animal?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I love it. I am who gives a ship? Yeah,
you are already You're a mammal. I need a kindergarten mamals.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Again?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Would you that's I mean, I think we've probably talked
about this, but would you eat another human if you
were going to die? You're like Mount Everest. You think
you're gonna die? Was a human already dead? Or do
you have to kill them? They're already dead? Sorry I
thought you were dead. You have to do They're already
there already. Yeah, I'm eating them? Yeah, okay, all right,
Blake could Blake would die? He's like Icky Cross. Yeah no,

(55:35):
I'm not eating that. You're a rodent. Can I make
a frittata out of you? Okay? Really good? I'll make
a snow cone? How about that? I would eat plenty
of snow before I eat a human. That's what I
get so full of of snow cones. I get to
have like two snow cones and be good for the day. Yeah,
I'll be up. I'll be up.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
This dude is on frozen thing.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
I'll beat up on Everes eating snow cones. Bro I'm
not dying, trust me.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
This dude's on froze and pic. I love that one.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
D I want if anybody out there has like hot
dog adjacent or hot dog infused recipes, slide into Blake's dms.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Let them know what they are.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Well if you if this weekend you make a dijoornal
pizza and you slice some hot dogs on top of it,
I want to see those pigs people.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Not a I want to see the homemade like people
make a delicious homemade pizzas and there in their pizza ovens,
maybe slice up some dogs on there and see see
what to do, baby boo. I bet it's fucking good.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I bet it's good.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
The juxtaposition of someone who owns their own pizza oven
and putting hot dogs like that cross that's a very
that's a very narrow.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Dude, My buddy Zach, he'd do it. My Buddy'szach. We're
doing it.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Wow, Dude, you're saying he would do it, but would
he do it without any prompts. I think the Venn
diagram across over.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
I don't think he's ever thought of it. I think
I think this is a brilliant idea that we've just
thought about.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
And yeah, we're blowing people's minds. Yeah, hang on.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
My point is if it was a great idea, a
lot of people would be doing it, and they are not.

Speaker 7 (57:13):
Hey, that and then that's what they said about electricity.
Someone has to think of a thing of it first, Okay, yeah, okay,
and then all of a.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Sut he's obsessed with Benjamin Franklin.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
What are the ben Franklins of pizza and hot dogs? Edison,
I'm a tesla bitch, yeah baby.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
And also slide into Blake's damps. We brought this up
a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
We want some corrections, like if we're saying wrong stuff,
we need to know about it.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Well, I mean, I've totally fucked up. What rodents are? Well,
not that many, the whole, Yeah, the whole. It's just
gonna be a laundry list of you are so dumb.
That's fine. I'm looking up rodents and I don't know
what a rodent is. This is bad.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Slide into important and tell them if we got something.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
New, that'd be nice. Not Blake Stems. He doesn't know
how to check anything.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
And I wanna because I want to interact with the fans,
not more, but differently.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Yeah, yeah, differently. Definitely any take backs, any apologies, any
epic slams boys, I definitely did my take backs.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I'm good. I stand by everything I said. I wanted
to apologize to the lizards. My bad. Kyle, You've got
major Who's that was this episode?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Right?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Adam?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Who's the stoner stand up who? We did his podcast
many moons ago?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Then, uh, Doug Benson.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Doug Benson. Kyle's got major Doug Benson face like you
like you guys look alike now?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
All right?

Speaker 7 (58:41):
Yeah, he smokes so much weed he starts to look
it's a it's when you smoke enough weed. They all
the super stoners kind of look the same.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
They all look like, hey, yeah, in our chat, somebody
said that's a slam. That's not a slam, that's a glam.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
No, yeah, thank you, glow up.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
That's a complimentary. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I think Doug Benson's hell of hot. Yeah, that guy's
fucking sexy.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
He's he has a lot of sexual energy.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
Isaac is saying that is a burn ticket back ors.
I don't think it's a burn. I don't think that's
a burning.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Guy.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
He's like sexual Tyrannosaur had a long career making it
work all right.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Well, it seems like that might be another episode of
this is His Rodent