Ep 21: Tales From The Workaholics House

Today, this is what’s important:

Adam almost dying, what's going on in Primm, Nevada, The Bunny Ranch, the infamous pizza in the butt and voicemail story, paint balling, behind the scenes of Workaholics, and more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,
the show where we only talk about what's obviously the
most important ship in the whole freaking universe. Today we
talk about touring gildo factories or just like Harry Men,
fetish it. We're looking at the autopsy. He died way
before that. I remember the Pegasus. So well, roll on this,

(00:25):
I'm gonna bar here we go. Start your engines ring
minging ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming
ming ming ming ming ming ming. Whoa, and we're being
let's go so close. Has been gone for a few days.

(00:46):
She's you know, visiting her family, and I'm left to
my own devices. We know what that means. We know
what that means, your iPad and your iPhone, all the devices. Dude,
I uh, I almost died to night. What happened? What happened? God,
let's unpack this. I don't know when I turned it on.

(01:08):
It must have been like the day that she left
the stove, oh boy, And I had it on for
like legit almost three days, like the burner or like
the oven, the gas like it was all the way
to the summer, so you couldn't even see the flame.
So it was just on and I have it's cold,
so I have all the windows shut and my ears

(01:29):
being heird. So I'm just kind of running my fireplace.
So I'm running the fireplace, had the gas, and then
I turned the fireplace off because I'm smelling like rotten eggs.
Good job. I'm like who farted? And diarrhea. And it
was like several days of me going like something stinks.
I'm like taking showers, going like do I stink? Like ship?

(01:53):
Am I like just putrid smelling? Did I see? Yeah?
Am I sleeping in my oh man a seat? Yeah?
And I'm like looking through like I check underneath the
cushions on the couch and everything taking like did I?
Because also I'm I've been a kind of a miss
this weekend. I also puts this weekend and my eye exploded.
You look insane. Happens when the I drank too. No,

(02:20):
I had some people over. There's a boat boat parade
down here, so like I had some people over. We
all sat outside, we drank. Everybody left, and then my
one buddy Jeff was like, y'all sit around and drink
with you for you guys know him as Tater Salad.
He's a big fan of the podcast, so so he
up Data Salad shout out. So Tato Salad was was

(02:41):
kicking it and he was like, yeah, I'll drink with
you for a few hours. And so then I just
ended up pounding like eight aslums, just like shop by them.
And we know that three gets you drunk. Three pretty
lights my ass up. So can you shotgun fucking Ashwin's
just you get shotgun anything if anything. Yeah, yeah, that's

(03:06):
the only way I was going to come back to drinking. Anyways,
you were saying yeah, and I was like, you know,
I was too It wasn't that I puked, it was
I was too full to go to sleep. You know
that feeling when you're like when you're drunk and you're
just like I'm gonna explode. I have too much liquid

(03:27):
within me, And so I made myself comfi. And then
the next day I wake up and my eye is insane,
looking like it popped the blood vessel, just because I
was so thin. That's what it was. Yeah, I do.
Because it was the next day that it was like this,
I've been playing that it's my fitness, but I know
it's I just didn't want to tell the internet that

(03:47):
it was, you know, just I'm just puking and tell
the internet you were gagging so hard and vessel not.
I love that the tongue is like all the way out.
So then the next day I wake up in my
whole house reeks of of like rotten eggs in my
puke somewhere, And for like a full day and a half,

(04:08):
I'm going like I'm must a puked. I'm like some
puke got somewhere that I don't know, or I got
on my clothes and I brought it somewhere. So I'm
checking every inch of my house until I realized, like
I go to like microwaves something, and i'd like am
close to stove and it's like hot touch and I'm like,
why is it so hot? And then I realized I've
had the gas on for like two and a half days.

(04:31):
Dude leaking out and I'm smoking weed inside the clothes gone,
I'm like, I'm having a good time. I'm the light
in the fireplace. I'm lighting the fireplace. I'm I'm like
personifying the gas for every time you're like lighting a
joint and like it gets near you and then like
you put it out real quick. Because you gotta go,
and it's like, oh, we could have just exploded that.

(04:53):
You know what I think it. I think what saves
me is I always smoke even when Chloe's gone. Save
he was Chloe, Cloe is your angel brother. When Chloe's gone,
I don't love the smell of stale. We'd smoke in
my house. So I always have a door open and
at least near the door. When Chloe is here, I'm outside.

(05:16):
When Chloe is not here, I'm at least door open,
I'm standing by the door. You have fire on You
definitely had the fire, which is fire, dude, which is
straight up fire. I don't know how the house could exploded.
I know, dude, it was some final destination ship, like
you know, like there's like twenty different ways. I would
think you were going to die at him, But I

(05:38):
didn't know you were going to be like the homie
who just falls asleep with a cigarette in his hand
and lights and slas on fire. Well, it wouldn't have
been a cigarette. Can you imagine the autopsy give twenty
years you were if you fell asleep, vomited, choked on
your vomited and died and then your house exploded who
they'd be like, he obviously goes an explosion, and then

(06:00):
something like he was super drunk off of three. Actually
we're looking at the autopsy. He died way before that.
It wasn't the Ashen's fault too. I also was mixing.
There's always a there's always a point in the night
when when it turns where it's like you no longer
taste alcohol. And you were like, because your tongue just

(06:22):
gets tacked over. Yeah, you lost your sense of taste. Bro,
that's COVID or taste anything. And I'm running a fever.
What's happening anyway to see at the airport? And uh no,
And I was mixing vodka in the accel and and
that that's what that over. And I had about six

(06:43):
of those right right before going to sleep. Yeah, so
it wasn't that you were full. Is that you just
put a bunch of vodka in your body and needed
to puke it out. That is correct. And also the
amount of full of poison I was fully extended because
I don't know, you guys haven't seen my midsection right now,
but it's tight. I feel like we're I feel like

(07:04):
you're posting it. No, I'm never showing the torso I'm
always covered, So then it's probably not that tight. There's
a lot of pet shots. I'll be honest, it's tight
for me. It's tight for me. Normally it's like pretty flabby,
but it's pretty tight for me. I do think you
took stick shots of vodka very quickly and then put
poison in your body and your body's like no, no,
but I made myself puke and I didn't. You're smart,

(07:27):
you know that. When I know that, I gotta I
gotta get it out. Yeah. If I'm going to go
to bed, well, you're a control freak and you weren't
gonna let your body take control of you. You said,
I got this someone to beat it to it. Yeah,
I'm showing him who's boss. Still gonna send it. I'm
an out of control control freak. Still gonna send it.
Out of control control freak. I like that. Yeah. Man.
Previously we have talked about like how many lives you

(07:48):
think you have left? That's that's too you spent skipped
to there, but oh I skipped to just just from
puking from being drunk. That's a life that you're taking away.
Will die that way, I know but I mean with
then okay, then the fire the fire thing. The fire
thing is absolutely one. Yeah, I'm not by the way,
I'm not arguing that the times I puked in my

(08:09):
sleep that I couldn't have died. I didn't puke in
my sleep. There's no puking in my sleep. I was
fully awake when I puke. Well, yeah, that's because you
if you would have passed out puked in your sleep,
that's was good on you. So you actually avoided in
your death experience by puking. This one though, for the
house exploding, yeah, yeah it was. It was my angel
Chloe whispering to me. Did you guys know this that

(08:30):
gas doesn't smell. They add methane to it, so you
do smell it. I didn't know that. I did not
know that. That's very smart. That night that I actually
figured it out, uh, I was. I was on a
lot of edibles. So um, it was the next night
where I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna not drink tonight.

(08:50):
You know, last night kind of went but I am
going to eat a lot of edibles. So now I'm
like freaking out, just like smelling my house, smelling there
any things and like looking up like natural gas and farts.
What a google farts right before you die? Yeah, fart
smells so now I actually learned that. I didn't know

(09:13):
because I was like, I thought it was burnt toast. Damn. Also,
I'm putting my carbon monoxide detector. I'm like putting it,
holding it around like a cell phone, trying to get
bars a ghostbust. I was walking it around the house
like trying to be a cat. That's so tight. Just
by the way, taking it off the wall like turned
it off. Yeah, like I know how to do this.

(09:35):
It wouldn't it wouldn't know. It's that was a joke.
It was teasing you were I know, the battery operated one.
Just in case doomsday hits. I want to be able
to detect ship. Just hold it and detected zombies and ship. Yeah,
if there's like an earthquake or whatever, I need to know,
I want to put that ship on my fucking body.
But my eye, my eye does look absolutely insane. Check

(09:58):
that out killing it. Happy New Year. You're bringing in
the new year with it. Oh, bro, that's definitely a pop.
Best look at that is Dennis Quaid in your eye?
Are you sure it's not an inner Space situation movie.
Uh dang, I hope that you're not happening there. I'm
not positive. I don't know. Is this a backdoor podcast

(10:19):
to movie that's happening right now? Are we setting the table?
This is my sideways pitch where it's like, oh yeah,
it's my eye. It must have been from when I
got really drunk last night, slash Dennis Quaid. Why don't
we do our version of inner Space? We would kill it.
That movie would be funny as fuck. Yeah, yeah, cool
as sets. I called Dennis Quaid, Let's do it. Yeah,

(10:42):
let's do it. I'm in Hey, Netflix or whoever w
B Yeah, an Orian anybody? Oh Ryan? What was your
guy's favorite movie title card from back in the day?
Like Touchstone, Oriyan, try Star Pictures? Try Star was dude?
What's that one with the Pegasus that came out right before?

(11:04):
What was it? Like? Labyrinth? Rambo, First Blood Part two?
The only one that comes to mind? Who was the
one at the beginning Ninja Turtles that like blue? Oh
that's my ship. I want the new Line shirt please?
New Line was hard that I saw in the driving
and was like, what is that? Did they make this?
Like that's fucking cool. And I thought they made only turtles.

(11:27):
I think did you just say Dark Crystal? I think
that was was that not Lucasfilms or like Henton Pictures
or whatever. Yeah, I'm just trying to remember the Pegasus
so well from the Drive Star, but I don't remember
what flicks you guys, you're forgetting the Master of it all.
The lion dude, MGM, Yeah, I don't have any like
specific like um Wizard of Oz Ernest. There's something marred

(11:52):
with the roar of the lion too, Like it's not
actually it's like a bear or something. It's not actually
a lion. No, it's a real lion. It's uh interesting
about it, But I don't know what it's a lion,
that's what's interesting as funk about it. Dude, as cool
as hell. That is interesting. It's probably not like dubbed up.
It's probably like a lion from later. It's a No,

(12:13):
there's like the famous lion that they recorded doing it, okay,
because I've seen that picture on Twitter or whatever, and
I've actually met the grandchildren of that lion outside Las
Vegas a few months ago. They got a real, real
sad situation of the zoo there where there's a bunch
of lions and cages, and they they claim that it's

(12:33):
descendants from the MGM Lion because they would drag him
out to that casino. Wait, so you've got inspired by
Lion King? Are a lion tiger King that you took
your family to a tiger king like place outside of Vegas? No?
I did, barefoot. I just ran out there bender. Uh
we It was a whole fucking thing that nobody at

(12:55):
home cares about. But we were trying to go to
Mammoth to get a house and then there was a
huge fire and so we couldn't stay there. So then
we were like, well, why don't we drive to Utah?
Why don't we cry about it? And uh and we
were like, let's not go to Utah. But then it
was so late that we were like, we can't drive
all the way back to l A. So we crashed
in Vegas for one night at the Encore. It was

(13:16):
crazy seeing people gambling with masks and ship And then
the next day, on the way out of town, we
hit up this little insane petting zoo that had like
forty lions and one giraffe and it was super sad
that they were like, or the guy that hates Zeus
if I remember from our podcast correctly, aren't you the

(13:36):
one that was like, we got to get rid of
all these yews? Or yeah, I think I was fresh
off of watching these lions to go. They're milking me
for sperm and making more. Yeah, see, I think that's tight.
This is in prim or what? No? No? This is
like this is right near the Amazon like warehouse outside

(13:57):
the city. Bro, what about rim though? Yeah, we stopped
in Prim at the mall to charge with Tesla, Oh
for sure, and my homie Roger Gasman. I go in there.
My homie Roger Gasman's is like art manager guy, right,
Roger gass Right, I love first of name, give him

(14:17):
a shout out. He used to dude, he did all
the like beyond the streets, all that stuff, anybody entrenched
in the street art game. And I go in this
mall to be like, there's a Nike outlet, I might
have some some come ups, and there's these huge murals
and I'm like these are kind of legit, and I'm like, uh,

(14:38):
I went to high school with the person who painted
just like that. That's fucking weird and then I got
around the corner and saw his name on it, and
I'm like, what is happening? These are all people that
are on Rogers, like his hit list or whatever. And
then I texted him, I'm like, why at a mall
in the middle of Prim Las Vegas? Is there like
an off the chain art installation thing? And he was like,

(14:59):
some Australian dudes who like on the mall hit him
up and said, we want to turn this into something cool.
Prim Prims up next. If people don't know, no doubt
Austin is over. Prim is popping. Prim is this weirdass
little town right before Las Vegas that has a roller
coaster and it's just kind of trying to be Las
Vegas but nobody It only has like what two casinos

(15:22):
or something? Is there terrible there If you're driving from
l A to Vegas, there's a little town just like
what an hour outside of Vegas or maybe less right
over is it right over the border into into Nevada,
Right into Nevada, right over the border and little town
called Prim that is just like three or four casinos

(15:44):
a it's pretty shitty, but it's it's also just like
for the guys that just cannot wait to get to Vegas.
They have to gamble right now, and they're just like,
you know what, fuck it, we're stopping here for a
few hours to get the fixed. And if it's your
first time, you think it's very us at first do?
I thought it was the first time I saw it, Like,
we're here, it's it's amazing. If you like old Vegas,

(16:07):
you're gonna love Prim. Alright, Prim's here, ship. We should
do a whole ad campaign for them. Let take board
of tourism, Prim shout us to holler, we got you,
didn't We always want to make a Workaholics episode where
the dudes went to Prim and thought they were in Vegas.
We did. We did a man, I loved my ass
and Prim dude, it would have been good. Everyone goes

(16:30):
to like France or somewhere on they're like, cool, where'd
you guys go for a modern family? Adam Australia. I
didn't go, but they went right there was like one
of those episodes to Australia, I believe, unreal. We want
We just wanted to go to PRIM. Comedy Central was like,
I don't know, it's just a fantastic name to Prim.
Sounds great. That's where the Workaholics movie will take place

(16:54):
in pat for sure, no doubt. We all just become
prostitutes in prim Yes, for sure. Out is that where
the Bunny ranches? Is it? There is? Where is it?
Actually outside? It's out It's like out on some freeway,
right yeah, yeah, I don't think it's in mid actual city.
So in case they escape, he can track them down.

(17:16):
I don't know exactly where it is, but high I
don't have a map of the state tattooed on my
back with a star where it is? But good, be
so tight. What's that tattoo? This is Nevada? It was
the star. That's the Bunny ranch? Did that guy? Bunny Ranch? Guy?
He did? Do we want to tell our story? What story? Yeah?

(17:39):
What's the story? And we went to go do it
wasn't Howard Stern, but we were doing Sirius XM at
the Howard Stern like studios and all that, and we
were eating lunch afterwards and beforehand downstairs at that like
fancy corporate restaurant, and Homie walks in that's with a bevy.
We all turned because our manager goes bevy means like

(18:01):
a few women a few women, a bevy of women,
a beverage he probably had both see I did clarifying
and lock. This dude walks in like he owns the
place he did, and we all turn and he gives
us like a nod and a finger gun like it's me. Yeah,
it is actually me. And of course we were the

(18:24):
most impression, like we're the people who want to see
that dude elbowing each other. I have I'm gonna post
this video when this launches. I have a video that
I recorded from a Bunny Ranch episode where they're like
having funny games. Episode is cat House For people that
don't know that are listening cat House on HBO Legendary. Yeah,

(18:45):
let's explain it a little bit. It was like, like, wait,
a second reality show at the Bunny Ranch. It's a
reality show about a whorehouse in Nevada called the cat
House or called the Bunny called the Bunny Ranch. It's
the Bunny Match, but the cat House is the name
of the show. The name of the show is cat
House and took place at the Bunny Ranch. And for

(19:08):
what I think it must have came out like when
we were like eighteen years old or something. We were
like very impressionable young men going like, oh my god
on the heels of real real sex, which was kind
of like getting less and less sexy, and this was
just more of a reality show. Joe, Well, Real Sex
when it first came out when we were kids. I
remember Real Sex. It's like, oh my god, like we're

(19:29):
seeing some naked women and we're in like middle school,
so we are, we are. But then at the end
it's like it was just like touring gildo factories or
just like hairy men fetish its furriese. It was more
like sex education. Yea fetish education. I don't want to
I'm still new to the whole sex world. I just
want to see brass. I don't necessarily need to see

(19:52):
like grown men with that enjoy wearing pig noses. Real
sex raised me. You would boo your TV. You go, oh, well,
you always you can flip down on the channel guide
and be like real sex, fucking yes, okay, what's that?
And then it never was like something that could really
But I have a video that I recorded off of
watching my TV where like they were having fun at

(20:14):
the ranch. So it's not fully sad for this TV show, right,
Oh yeah, it was awesome, and they're like running down
the hall when you hear like the thing and who's
the fastest, And this one girl hoofs it. She's moving
at cat house when they like ring the bell and
you're supposed to like come present, and they're doing a
fun like who can get there the fastest. She hoofs
it down the hallway mock speed, stumbles in her stilettos

(20:37):
and just pile drives each into a wall head first
and then gets up like you gotta post that on
the Instagram because that clip is money. Oh it is brewed, dude.
I wonder how many times an ambulance has to go
out to that fucking place there all the time, right,

(20:58):
Like that was where lamar odom like o'deed and was
odin on, like you know, allegedly tons of dick pills
and cocaine or whatever. For sure, that's where you go
for your last ride. Like old dudes go there to die,
fucking right, They're they're hoping for a heart attack, climax,

(21:19):
just take the card like I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm going.
That's also where Andy Kaufman went back in the day.
He used to go there and blow all of his
taxi money because I love Andy Kaufman. I just think
he's the most interesting person. He would go there and
blow all of his taxi money just on hookers, and

(21:39):
he would get the entire cat house. He would just
like go in and be like I pay for everyone,
and then not fuck them, just wrestle them and insult them.
I think he would have sex with them show but again,
this is again. I was just taking liberties with jokes.
I was making something out the ribbon and the charrety.
But then Teremy down. Do you know if he was

(22:02):
like in his Tony Clifton vibe when he would go
to the cathouse or what do you do that as
Andy Kaufman. I believe it was both. I think he
would do both, like he would visit him as both characters. Yeah,
all right, I'll see you give him a couple of months.
Just come back in ten minutes. They're like, I need
push at a steak. You're bad. I don't know what

(22:22):
you mean. I just sucked you. Why are you talking
to me like that? This is how I talked to me.
I'm Tony Clifton. Because that's why the rippon and the
tarant I just sucked you, bro, You're prosthetic is falling off.
There's no way you can fuck We just sucked giving
a shop. There's pillows underneath your T shirt, mustaches falling off.

(22:44):
What do you mean, really, you have the same weird dick.
Dick is not prosthetic. At least throw a fake dick
on the exact same dick. He still got that skim.
It's our dick, bro, damn man. For people at home,

(23:07):
we don't know that is that is an old fashioned
Pirates sword curved blade blade. Do you guys remember when

(23:27):
we were when Workaholics had just premiered and it wasn't
actually out yet. We just premiered it at the Trump Roast, No,
at the that was it. That was it. That was
the first time on TV. It was before we were
in Miami, and it was for like the South Beach
Comedy Festival, and we showed it to like a room
of four college kids and it was awesome and they

(23:49):
loved it. Did well, It did really well, and we
were like, holy sh it, I think people are actually
gonna like the show. And we partied like we had
just won the NBA finals, were like out that night.
We're like yeah, And it was like three am or
four am, and we're in South beachs somewharen. It's our
first time there, and we're just like partying our faces off,

(24:11):
and I remember we were at some like karaoke place
but in bar, and I can't remember exactly where we were.
But some girl comes up to me and she's like
a babe, dude, and she's just like chopping me up.
And I'm like, I must just be throwing out like
mad confident aura because the show just premiered and did

(24:32):
so great, and I'm like on the rosby, like throwing
it out right now. And she's like, do you want
to come back to my room? It's I have a
hotel room right next door, and I'm like, uh, yeah,
I do. But then I was thinking, I was like, oh,
I'm so fucked up right now, like I'm like acting.
I'm like, you're really drunk. I'm not gonna be able
to have sex with this girl. And so I'm like,
you know what, I gotta go splash some water in

(24:53):
my face to get up for this situation. So I'm like,
hang on a second, babe, and I go into the bathroom.
I gotta go puke all this poison myself folly exactly, Kyle,
and so I flashed some water in my face. I
was like, all right, you can do this, and I
go back out, and then I see her chopping up
some other just like dumpy dude, just just chopping him up,

(25:17):
and he's going in. He like touches her lower back
and like walks away with her. And then I see
she has a scorpion tattoo on her thigh, and I'm like, oh,
I think, uh, I think she was a prostitute. And
I just him too drunk and to uh naive to
not notice that. Remember the part two of that is
that there was this one just the star of the

(25:39):
show that night. That's right. He was probably five ft
four hundred pounds and he was probably like eighteen in
a day or twenty young dude, and he was just
full on sexuality dancing in the middle of this entire
careaoke this and he look everybody directly in the eyes,

(26:03):
and Miami's different. He also got arrested for being a prostitute.
We're like, who's this guy? He's killing it? Did he
really did? We stay on stage and like play fucking
bongos and ship that night and like like hella late,
like we were jammed. I did Tina Turners. We don't
need another hero. I want to say Isaac did like

(26:25):
some some eighties punk. Isaac's our manager. I just remember
like commondeering the drums. I'm glad that we have Dirs
here to remember all the details. Later at night, it
got fuzzy for me. I can't remember noting Miami is
the best. It's so underrated, Miami Psycho. And then we
went back to the hotel and we're like all going

(26:47):
in our rooms, but we're like right next to each other,
and there's balconies outside and so the look in the ocean.
But it's like a horseshoe shaped hotel, and we were
on the middle part of the horseshoe and all of
a sudden, goes Holy ship, dudes, He's like to come
out of the balcony and he's like he's like, he's like,
I think you guys want to come out here, and
we all come out on our individual balconies and look

(27:09):
out and there's just some guy with all the lights
on his hotel room just having a full blown threesome,
just just going for it. As the sun was coming
up and it was it was like the sun was
coming up and we were like, I guess, I guess
this is our lives now watching people. So we're kind

(27:31):
of the heart of Orgies. Now this is stout from
my football field away. This is uh, this is our
lives now. It was crazy. Yeah, that was like it
was like four thirty to five in the morning. We
watched that happened as the sun went up and just memories.
That was cool because that was like the first time

(27:52):
we all had our own hotel rooms. Before that, we
were like sharing. Yeah, we were like a traveling circus,
just jam packed. Yeah. I would sleep in the closet.
I don't know who got the beds, and now probably
DERs and Adam got the beds. We oh, well, do
we want to tell that story? What's that story we're telling?
It's story time story. No, No, this is before, it

(28:17):
is before everything. When we were doing a national lampoon, Oh,
I know where you're going with the tour, and we
were all in a hotel room together and came back
from the club. I was recording this somewhere. I was
not there. I have the recording. Kyle has a recording.
Just if you're imagining I'm at our house. Yes, Kyle's

(28:37):
back in l A missing us recording albums that you've heard. Yeah,
he's recording lonely albums about alienship. That's exactly what was
going on. We're on tour in is this Chicago? This
happened right? And we get some deep dish pizza because
I was like, we gotta get it. We go out
for where were we performing? Though we were where the

(28:59):
same We're performing at the Zanys in Vernon Hills. Hill
got out Vernon Hills and we swapped out a city
name in our sketch for wake Egan and played pretty
good if I remember it, got to laugh every time.
So we get back to the hotel from the bars,
slammered and there's pizza, and Blake and Adam are fighting

(29:22):
about like whose arms are bigger or something. Yes, it
was I have the biggest arms and lemmings real and
then probably the realist argument we've ever been in, and
I'm just like, well, it's the thing is that it's
not an argument. It's measurable. It's not like no, but

(29:42):
don't forget something else because you claimed a bed and
he was like, that's my bed. And then you threw
his stuff onto another bed. He threw pizza in my
ask yet not yet yet, not yet. I thought he
puked in the limo and lied about it. I didn't.
I didn't lie about it. No, you did, pu though.
I get pubed because you ate Hello. There was like

(30:03):
Chinese food, continental dinner at the hotel. It was let
start at the beginning. There is no Jillian was there.
We gotta ask her and they started. So we went
out and this was the night before the show. We
got in our director Jay Legott r I p the
man he passed away. He got us a limo and

(30:24):
he's like, I'm gonna take you guys out of the town,
say Chicago, and we're like, oh, hell yeah. So we
getting the limo. Right before the limo, the hotel we
were staying at had all you can eat free bud light, Yes,
all you could day bud light and all you could
eat eggs. And I'm like, you know, I'm the poor.

(30:44):
We were crushing it. I'm like, I was like, we're broke.
I was like twenty years old. I didn't go on
the trip because they were gonna pay me seventy five
dollars for like six days worth of work, and I'm like, dude,
it was a whole scam. I don't want to get
into that again. It was worth it because it was
great stories, but I had no money, and so I

(31:04):
was like, you know what, I'm gonna eat all the
egg rolls I can handle now. We were all crushing
them to build a base, so I don't have to
eat dinner later. This is smart, So I don't want
to pay for dinner, and so I ate like fifteen
egg rolls or something and was just chugging the bud
light and that didn't go well in the guts we
get in the limo, I want to say, I want

(31:26):
to say that. They also like said they're like, okay, hey,
it's six pm. The bud light and egg rolls are over.
And then they just like closed doors on like a
cabinet to a keg, and we were like, okay, we'll stop.
And then for another hour we just opened the cabinet
and we kept drinking and getting hammered. And then yes,

(31:46):
we were hammered. But when we got into that limo
going out for the night, and then the limo topped
out with egg rolls and bud light, egg rolls that's it.
How many people in the limo. There's like nine. It's
like yeah, it's like we're packed in. And I remember
I act in the limo and uh like the beginning

(32:08):
of the night, and and I'm like, I'm so sorry,
and we're like Jesus and the guys all pissed at me.
But we had him for the night. And I'm like,
I know to do and he's like fun. And we
get to the place. Everyone's kind of sulted me that
I peeked in the limo and I'm like, I'm sorry.
I didn't me too. But then we I rallied and
we continued and we go out for the full night.
This is another one of your lives. By the way,

(32:31):
I vomited from alcohol poisoning. Rallied, kept drinking. Isn't that
what happened. Yes, that's what I'm saying. One of another
one of your lives. It's gonna live lives. I thought
you said lies at him. No, no, no, dude, no,
no lies here. This is all true, zero lives. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm to I remember it. This is honest,

(32:53):
abe over here, man. And and so then we go
out and then we had a great night. I remember,
there's like fun photos of that night and we all
look really sloppy. There's really funny photos of Blake looking
like just a spicy fifty five year old divorcee who

(33:13):
had one too many Margarita's. I definitely had my pants
off in the limo on the way home. That's so yeah.
So when did the turmoil begin? So on the way home,
you take your pants off. They're they're fighting about something
that wasn't arms, and then it got into who's got
the biggest arms, and this is what I think it was.
I think Adam like collapsed onto what it was Blake's

(33:36):
bad and so then he was like get off, and
he goes here, throw yourself and he threw his stuff
onto the other bed, which is just not that's not koshure,
you don't do that. But everyone's drunk. And then Blake
was just like no, put it back, and you're like, no,
I'm already sleeping here. And then who threw pizza into
Who's butt? Somebody took a piece of pizza and then

(33:57):
just like threw it into somebody's ut. What actually happened
was Blake fell onto my bed and Blake moved I
think he moved my ship onto the other bed, and
he's like, I get this bed. I'm like, I already
called that bed. And then he had his pants hanging off,
and I go, well, if you're gonna if you're gonna

(34:17):
lay on what I claimed is my bed, I'm gonna
throw this leftover deep dish pizza in your asshole. His
ass was hanging out. He hit his entire ass just
up in the I'm like, come on, man, why is
your whole ass hanging used to get like pull your
pants like dangerously down when you were drunk, you love,
They're still they're down right now. I stand up, stand up,

(34:41):
We're finally going to see the butte. They'll be pulling
it up. You're pulling it up, see it all the
way down. So yeah, look it's that. Here's a whole
asshole is hanging out of his pants down. I'm from
the bay, dude, We sag. Bro oh yeah, no one,
no one anywhere else SAgs Yeah. I guess that's only
a bay anyway. So I threw deep directly into Blake's asshole.

(35:04):
And here's the taste where you got all up. Yeah.
I've seen those things everywhere. I think were staying everywhere,
You're sucking all over the shoot. You do want me
in street? Silly right now? Silly? Yes, you're drunk. I'm

(35:25):
not wrong, dude, you're wrong. I got a lot to night.
You're not. I didn't take a drink after that. I
drink since you guys rank since then a lot I
did not? Right? So why st and like? Because why
would you do that? You bother me? Is that anger?

(35:46):
Is just you father the bunk out of me. Dude,
I don't think you don't bother me. I don't think
that your motherfucking as I can think that the dude
maybe sucking un control. You're funking absolute the ball and
learn this that I don't such like fucking dude gets ship?

(36:12):
You really care about the ship? I don't really care
about the ship. WoT stop tell me now? I know
what Now if you care about my fucking but hanging out,
I'll stop. I'll work pants all the time. Okay, okay,
you gotta juice, motherfucker. Don't jump in the camera with
your asking and now one's commenting a stocking laptop picture.

(36:34):
Don't do it because I don't like your asshole with
your white STU fucking do you much pooping? You You
gotta rode bro. Honestly, I missed the fucking Lemmons with
the vegas arms. Just don't do that day, dude. It's
sucking like an idiot. Dude. Okay, dude, really is it? Okay? Yeah, swear? Okay,

(36:56):
they were cold. We're cool, you know, more bunch, that's
the new We're cool. Okay, no more about okay, no
more budge. You can't. You can't fucking show your budget
new rooms room. You really want that? What you really
want that? Yeah? Really want us to call each other
out on that? Dude. I let out the hops us
to go on. I feel like we were cool with that.

(37:19):
I thought that was okay. And then they goes doing
something bad by Lane in the bit dude, because we
just did it in our fucking last room. Dude, I
don't want to get like, you know what, you don't
want to do it because most fucker's recording the whole thing.
All right, Yes, guys here, it's gonna be good, though.

(37:40):
I find it's just on you who it's on me. No,
that's on me, just on me too. I haven't done
anything that's a hotel will charge me for or the
fucking limos because the home with charge for build and
the hotel will charge for bea and sauce. You're overreacting.

(38:02):
That was a second ago. I know it cover song,
I know, and then I said no, because you wouldn't it.
I mean, you are right, yes, and we're back and

(38:26):
we're back. So that what had happened was they were arguing.
I'm laying on the cock because I think I just
called the cot and I call Kyle to be like, yo,
these dudes are going at it. He didn't pick up.
It went to voicemail, so I just kind of helped
my BlackBerry up for the voicemail to record it all.
Kyle got it and then he said it to like

(38:47):
sad piano music. So kudos to Kyle for setting the
to him. That one is so unreal. It was the
best thing to wake up to. It's like, there's no
more butts, there's no more butts in mail or right, fine,
it's so serious. We will joke about it, jokes. Right,
there's too much, dude. There was a lot stacking up, man,

(39:09):
that's when we were all broke. Come on, dude, yeah,
there was a lot coming out. Yeah, well yeah, National
Lampoon was really really taking advantage of us many I
like trying to strike and everyone was like no, and
I'm like, that was wild, dude. They really got a
lot for nothing out of us. I'm gonna get into
this for a second. I do remember, like all of

(39:30):
us got together, all the actors and writers of the
sketch tour that it was going to be got together
for the National Lampoon Lemmings. So Lemmings was a big
thing in the seventies, allegedly. I'm trying to be like
kind of not super specific because I don't know, well,
you can find it. There's stick as photos of us
and Ramming is two point oh fucking rock bro. We're

(39:52):
gonna post that. And so I remember we all got
together to like pow wow with all of us. It
was us and then eight other people maybe, and I'm like,
I think maybe if we get paid eight hundred dollars
a week, that'd be pretty good. And everyone's like, are
you kidding me? That's peanuts. We should be getting two
thousand dollars a week. And I was like, yeah, that'd

(40:13):
be great, that'd be sick. And then I think we
dialed back to dollars was the least we would take.
And then everyone's like, cool, we all ate pizza. And
we went to the office the next week to rehearse
and it goes, okay, so everyone's gonna get six and
fifty dollars a week, and I go, we're not gonna
do that, and everyone goes, that sounds awesome, let's do this.

(40:35):
Everybody folded and I was immediately I became the biggest dick,
which I know you guys think I am, but I
was like, I know, we're not gonna do this. And
somebody pulled me aside and he goes, look, man, from
the beginning of cave men painting on caves, artists have
been getting screwed over like this, and I was just like, okay,

(40:57):
we can stop that right well, by the way, so
that wasn't any of us that that pulled you off
to the Senate. This is another another home It funny, dude.
I was on my own separate contract because I just
made all the videos, so I just negotiated for myself.
It was equally as shitty, and I folded equally as much,
and then I said, no, I won't do it, hoping

(41:19):
that everyone would be like, wells is holding out. We
all look up to Drs Dave. I got phone call
off the phone call from people being like, will you
just do it? Like everyone wants to do this if
you're not there, and I'm like, I go, okay, if
this is what we're doing, we're doing it. And then
we have the story. Thank god, Why did we do that? Yeah? Well,

(41:43):
admittedly it did suck and we weren't paid anything. I
but I wasn't making much more than that just working
my shitty job anyway, So I was like, I'd rather
be doing comedy, but some people were making more and
I would have had to quit their jobs. Those people, right,
we're stupid. They were like, I guess I'm doing exactly
for sure. What was the rehearsals like for you guys?

(42:05):
What were you guys? Was it was three dollars? I
remember a whole summer where it seemed like we worked
every fucking day. Oh yeah, we did it like that, Yeah, yeah,
yeah it was. Remember those pizza Fridays for like the
first three weeks and then those stopped and they had
Go Girl. They had Go Girl energy drink that was
like and some kind of eye drops, Like we had

(42:27):
the weirdest like parts what it's like. You guys got
go Girl energy drink and these, uh the gun you
can handle and uh it was energy gum. Oh yeah,
all the energy gum you can handle. Go Girl energy
drinks and uh, if you guys need any vising, talked
to Debbie out of county and then she'll she'll squirt
you up. It ruined my relationship with Jay, which I

(42:50):
always felt salty about because he was thought that he
thought I wasn't feeling like a team player or something. Yeah,
and I'm like, I'm the most team player. I'm That
was like the last breath that National Lampoon like banner took.
I was like, where are you going with this, dude? No, no, no,

(43:11):
National lampoond because Jay is not alive anymore. I know,
I know, but I thought you were gonna be like, yeah,
National Lampoon's last breath. That was the last breath of
National Lampoon. And because they do, you think so, aren't.
They're like a cockroach Natty lamp They're going to rebrand
as Natty Lamb and like get like some like National

(43:34):
Lampoon is re vamping Natty lamp really played off of
the original Lemmings, though, Like, I mean, the original Lemmings
had so much success, and I think that was the
only carrot that kept us all in the game. Was like, well,
look at what they did back then, Like look at
that was like christ to everyone because it's hella long ago.
It was like a sketch troop in the late sixties,

(43:57):
early seventies that had late seventies, Yeah, late seven's John Belushi,
Christopher Guest, chevy Chase, actually not late like Bill Murray
and Ship with Bill Murray, Gilda Radner. It was like
the was it pre SNL do you know? Yeah, it
launched John Belushi, Christopher Guest, chevy Chase heavy hitters. Yeah,

(44:21):
and we were Lemmings two point oh yes, right, so
equally heavy headers. Well back, I mean, come on, ye,
come out, come out, look looking back, Jillian, Jillian, let's go, Jillian.
Did it? We ate our money's worth the egg rolls?
So it's all good. I feel like when we got

(44:51):
paid that one time after the summer, it was not
a lot blake. You and I took the trip to
Grand Canyon for energy drinks. Can we tell talk about
your energy drink collection? These guys had a collection that
you wouldn't believe. It's the best every energy drink ever made.
Hundreds of different cans and different brands of energy drinks

(45:15):
at the height of energy drinks, and none of them
better than Monster Energy. I feel I feel well. That
was the like you guys had cocaine energy drink. Yeah,
we had a cocaine and went before it got banned.
We had Steven Seagal Energy, Whole Cogan Energy, Jimmy and
Mouth of the South, and everybody had it. Do you

(45:36):
remember my pitch because I told you guys to like
document it, and I was like, here's what you should do.
Line them all up and then just kind of like
coast the camera past it, and then like somewhere in
the middle, just have someone's nuts hanging between two cans
and then just keep going for like four more minutes.
That would have been I want to say, there's like
an online museum of energy drinks. It would be cool

(45:58):
to check out. I'm sure that would spark some nostalgia
for me. The energy boom was insane. That was when
every inn, every ingredient had a fucking cross by it
because we had no idea what it meant. It was
like we were just putting it into this to this
uh liquid, Like that's I'll get on the excited that
the cross is the symbol they put near that because

(46:19):
it's like we don't know what it is, so you
just have to have faith. Is that what mean? Yeah,
they pull on the Christianity roots. What sucks is I
feel if the energy boom was happening right now, I
think that we would have our own energy drink or
at least be talking to someone. Yeah, yeah, called boy Jes. Yeah,
called the pod sauce, called the po sauce down the

(46:44):
Pod Sauce. And then you guys just threw it away.
I came over one day and saw trash bags and
you guys are like, we're going we moved on. Well,
it was like we we spent a lot of time
working on that and setting it up and we put
remember we put like a little gum and stuck it
to the all the ship and every night it would
be like because it was like the crown molding of

(47:05):
your part of your house, it moved with us. We
had to move the collection and then and then I
think workaholics started. Yeah, we had to take it down
for workaholics because we couldn't clear all the energy drinks,
so I think the art department put it in bags
in the back, and then basically it was like, well, well,
then we were like, should we recycle this ship. I

(47:26):
don't recall that mattering for the for the pre pilot
for the Woman Show. For when I think it's up
in the pre pilot, I have a feeling there's parts
of it. I thought you guys just chucked out. So
we moved to the Workaholics house with the energy drinks,
I couldn't remember. I thought we threw them away on
that move. No, we had We built shelves at Packard

(47:47):
and it was fucking so nice. It was awesome. It
was earthquake corroach. It was studied. It was studying artwork.
Yeah baby, And then we brought it over to the
Hamlin House and we brought the shelves, but we never
put the shelves up. We just like tried a new method.
It was like using like double stick tape and just
sticking the cans directly to the wall. And it was

(48:09):
terrifying because you would be like home alone or whatever,
and then all of a sudden, like a can would
pop off and it sounded like for sure, someone's in
the house. Every night you'd wake up to like twenty
of them on the ground, like, oh, well this sucks.
Would you guys rinse them out? Or would you just
slam it and can it up? So then like the

(48:30):
whole house kind of had this aroma. Yeah, we don't
remember any rinsing. I don't remember. I was like you think,
I n I remember looking at the tops and they
would they would have like that brown syrup on it,
and you'd be like, oh damn. And then you guys
are like and somehow we start getting rats and they
would just pop out of nowhere. Those rats were getting

(48:52):
that little last drop in the lip the top of
the can, that's there, that little last Oh we used
to call that friend. Yeah, that's right, they got those
for ends. The rats at that house were fucking huge. Yeah,
they were on energy, dude, That's what happened. We did
the fucking we made muta gen x. You guys had

(49:13):
killed a bunch of splinters. You remember, we caught that
one rat that we got, like that one giant rat trap,
and then it was like from head to tail it
was like two feet and some change. It was like
fucking huge that's as I feel like, mar Supio, you
had a possum living under your bed. That was a

(49:35):
chupa cobra. That was a chupa cabra. Bro, that's where
that came from. That is right, Yeah, from a Workaholic definitely.
Can I say A buddy of mine, he was like, Dude,
I just watched the acid Trip episode of Workaholics is
so funny, And I'm like, oh, I haven't watched season
three and so long, because normally, if I'm gonna go
back and watch Workholics episodes, I'll just watch an episode

(49:59):
from season one on just because that's when we started
work all like, and it's the most nostalgic for me.
And so I went back and I watched the a
Strip episode and then it went into like, uh, chupa
Cobras and True Dromance, and those are some fucking good episodes. Dude.
It was the funniest show on TV for a while.

(50:20):
It was a show on TV for sure. Out of that,
I got Dragon Snouts. Yeah, Hey, is it too late
whenever this is gonna air to talk about your favorite
Christmas gift you ever got? Ad It's a new year
right now, bro, Happy New year. Okay, let's talk about
favorite New Year's you almost died on favorite? Wait? I never,

(50:45):
I don't. I don't get any good gifts. Shut down,
I say, we freaking we freaking skip it, shut it down,
shut it down, gifts his kids. I never really liked it,
the fuck I think. I remember. My favorite Christmas gift

(51:05):
was the fucking pop gun, dude, like ice cube pop gun?
And what is a pop gun? Like a fucking popcorn?
Like one of the ones with the cork and you
just go like, oh, yes, I got one of those.
I fucking loved that thing. When I got what are you,
little house on the Prairie? What did you ever own
a baby gun? Did you just like kicking a can? What?
Then are you talking about? Man? You had a court

(51:28):
he would beat a hula hoop with a stick down
the street. Yeah, all right. I didn't realize that Kyle
was a child in never forget the year I got
Jack's I don't know, it just fucking popped into my
head like pop gun. You know, I loved it. That's
so cool. Did you get the little doll where you

(51:49):
push the bottom of the platform and it collapses? And
I love those mechanical toys. Man, They're fucking cool. I
wasn't allowed to have those. Mine was probably beat guns.
I had quite the arsenal of baby guns like Red Rider.
What are we talking? I had Red Rider. I had
a pellet gun I had that was like I had,

(52:09):
and then I had sniper rifles on all of them.
And then I had a couple of pistols, a couple
of handguns. Scopes. What do you mean sniper rifles on scopes? Sorry? Scopes?
Did you ever get a paintball gun? Did any of you? Dude?
I did. I had a pall. I had a paintball
gun for a while. It Uh, it was just hard
to get enough people to go paintballing like I had

(52:31):
the gear, and then I'm not just gonna go by
myself paintballing. So I was like, I need to get
a little squad. We got to do that. We did
a thing every year. I can't remember if it was
freshman and juniors versus sophomores and seniors or freshman sophomores
verst junior seniors, but it was kind of like homies
of homies who kind of knew somebody on like a
sports team that was older. We would get together with

(52:53):
like eight on eight or ten on ten and it
would fucking go down. Man. That's that's a squad for paintball. Yeah, yeah,
paintball is so fun. I could. I don't even know
if i'd survive now. It's so scary. It is so scary,
like you are running on high. I feel like from
my twenty ninth birthday, we all went, yeah we go.

(53:14):
That's the last time I went. Yeah we did? Oh,
I think that was the last time I played. Had
the best saying, you remember this ship dude? He had
a fanny pack with a motherfucking Italian sandwich and in
it it was half eaten. Yeah, you'd smell him before
he shot. Yeah, he said, if you smell the Italian sandwich,
you're already done. Is in the subway spicy Italian like,

(53:37):
because I hadn't even all day and we were like
getting ready to jam out, and I was like, am
I gonna eat a twelve sandwich and then run around?
So I ate half of it and stuff the other
in my art terric spanny packs. Also, couldn't you just
like put it in your car or something? Because I
was like where we were like lighting candles and say
happy birthday or some ship. So I stuffed in a
Fannie pack and he was like, what are you just
going to carry that? Like you're saying, I go, that's right, bitch,

(54:00):
right before you die, you're gonna smell the spicy Italian.
If you smell spicy Italian, you're already. It was so clean,
so good, I'll never forget it. Man, that ship was
hell of fun. Paintball was It hurts so bad, but
like you are legit running for your life. Yes, man,

(54:20):
I had a paintball hit me in the back and
knocked the fucking wind out of me, like I went
down down. We never did it like in high school.
We never did it in like proper paintballing places. We
would go out to the middle of the country and
just target and do it like in the corn fields

(54:41):
with like there's a corn field that surrounded and abandoned
a farmhouse. So then and then there was like say
silos and ship and people would get fucking very hurt.
Some kid fell through the barn because he's trying to
get some pimpass position up there. Hell, he was like

(55:04):
trying to snipe from the loft of the barn, and
it's all just rotten wood and just fucking watch like
running around and uh, we're like where's Cody, And all
of a sudden you're like crash fucking fall. It's like
fifteen feet just and uh, I think you broke a rib.
It was pretty bad. I mean, you you do become commando.

(55:27):
You do become rambo. Like you're running and sliding and
like doing barrel rolls and shooting because you think that's
going to help you. Well, you for sure like doing
flips over stuff because you're like, this will this is
the only way I'll stay alive. If not, I'm dead.
I'm a dead man. I want to know what my
my old man paintball swag is because I don't have

(55:47):
those moves anymore. You're turning an ankle in ten minutes.
It's a fucking sniper barrel in a great position. I
don't know though. Maybe you get out there and then
like you just click right back in. It's like maybe
that wouldn't form. I would love to go. I mean,
the most fun that I've ever had was not on
a course. It was at my cabin, like Adam saying,

(56:07):
like out without any rules. I think I went for
my thirteenth birthday and I brought like four or five
other people and with you, brother, Yeah you were there.
Remember what was super sick about it? It was fucking snow. Yes,
it was the best and it hurts so bad. Wow,
Die Hard two style. It was so fucking cool. It
was crazy and the paintballs were like frozen. So that's

(56:29):
when you get the fun. That's like dangerous, that's like
a real manhood ship, like you want to play. You
come out in the snow. It's like, yeah, my dad was.
The guns didn't work very well in this note. They
started freeze up. We had to get our CEO two.
We had to bring our own CEO two up. We
bought like sucking ten thousand paintballs and just went crazy

(56:52):
up there. Do you remember when you you would have
one friend that would just go hamm and buy so
many paintballs, and you're like, if you're rich and not
good at this, I'm gonna fucking come from you, just
a garbage Like you just spend eighty dollars on paintballs.
I spent thirty three for like the deal that they have,

(57:12):
and you, like you like went behind the counter and
got like an entire box thirty three painties. They were expensive.
It was expensive to get that ship. Yeah, paintballing is
a is a rich man's game. That's where I think, Now,
now let's do it. Well, we'll just fucking load ourselves up.
I feel like that's a fucking movie right there. Yeah,

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we can get fucking paintballs. There's like there's like paintball
grenades we can buy. Let's spend some money, dude. People
are using like flash bombs too, right, yes, yes you could.
You could have grenades and flash bombs and you could
hook it in and then fucking storm. Didn't we hear
stuff going off at your birthday? We were like, is somebody?

(57:55):
I think that was air Soft? Like air Soft has
gotten even crazy. Yeah, you can play in like abandoned
buildings and ships. I like that. You just accidentally shoot
some homeless guy who's like just arriving back to his house.
Well I did not mean that, actually, can you can
you stay there and just let me know, go whoo
if you see somebody coming, here's part of an Italian sandwich.

(58:20):
You got a pizza. Pizza, dude, let's go, let's hit
the battlefield. That would be alright, jets, let's do it Jets.
Let's say that for another pod since we're wrapping it up.
Did somebody mentioned something about jets that I was thinking
I was thinking it just popped in his mind. Man, Well,
I was thinking of that episode where we did like

(58:41):
paintball or air Soft in the year and then I
and then I was just last night I was watching
We're Colleges and jets at was alive, was alive and
uh and all over it just and scene Steeler, I mean,
pure goal without a doubt. Alright, what a gift. What
a gift. So if you haven't seen the show, go

(59:03):
fucking watch the show. But why are you listening to
this podcast? If you haven't seen from Taylor Swift? They
were like, who what did this? Guys say? All the
fans were like, wait a second, I kind of like,
go with the hair. I'm on a rugal it. Hey,
I'm a jet set fucking day one or baby. That

(59:24):
guy's the man. Jet Set was somebody we hired as
a background actor who just kind of walks past in
the office of Workaholics. There's there's tons of these things. Yeah,
he's an extra and none of them are like noticeable
except for Jet. Well, we we actually piled our office
full of people that are weirdly like the background people

(59:47):
are supposed to be just faded in the background. All
of our background people are people that you're like, wait,
who's that guy show stoppers? Right? Yeah, we really made
sure that you're also looking in the background of every episode, going,
I want to follow this story. Yeah, I feel like
jet said, we had no idea who he was or
what was going on. We just gave him a line
where his name is jet Set. His name is jet Set. Yeah,

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we just said he's the guy, give him my mind.
I'm talking about his cactus real quick. Let's see how
that works. If you see his look, his hair slicked back,
matted down, like, we didn't dress this dude. That's not costume,
that's jets that being jets At. She was a born
entertainer who grew up loving Michael Jackson and kind of

(01:00:32):
idolizing him. And you could find performing at Hollywood and
Highlands and where else, like Venice Beach passing out bootleg
T shirts. Yeah, he uh uh. I love his improv.
His improv runs like I came in and like I
dumped his I thought it was Montes his cactus and

(01:00:52):
I throwed the cactus into the trash and cactus and
Jet said flies up and he's like, get the funk,
get the funk up about my house? What are you doing? Yeah,
And it wasn't a house, it was just a cubicle.
It was just a cubic and get out my house.
And then he goes thank you, goodbye or something like that.
He just had a way of fucking seeing the world

(01:01:13):
that we were lucky enough to to record. And you
know who loved them children, Daniel Stern. Daniel Stern was like,
this guy's solid gold, like you never know what he's
going to say that. I think that I do think
that was jet sets biggest scene was with that because
that was the guy. That was his biggest scene too,

(01:01:33):
like like yeah and speech. His hair was written into
the episode as a plot point. You guys came back
into it in an effort solid right, We had jet
Sets hair. I got to rewatch the fucking show man.
He definitely had his sides. I will say that he
had his script right below frame for that scene with you.

(01:01:55):
I wish I could do that sometimes. The joke for
a minute on Workaholics, we're fucking through the riff break neck.
That's why this is funny. We ran out of jokes. Yeah,
we gave it our all. Brother, when we were aheaded,
I remember we would be like, it's okay if you

(01:02:16):
miss some of the jokes, dude, let's watch footage. And
we we got so many jokes on the cutting. Let's recut.
Let's do the Zack Snyder cut of use. Dude. You
know I'm gonna get really fucking bored one day and
crack that ship over. You got, you got the archives,
you got get them, I can get them, Still gonna

(01:02:38):
get them. I'm still I'm still gonna. Well that's nice.
It's good to hear that you that they hold up
for you. Yea, Yeah, you know, I didn't know if
it was going to and uh, it really really did,
and especially like I hadn't seen those specific episodes and
so goddamn long that at that Now I'm like, maybe
I just watched season three, B and four just just

(01:03:03):
to catch up, because those those like middle seasons, I'm like,
I can't remember. I feel like those seasons are kind
of like when you're really really tired out of sleepover
and you're making the craziest jokes, but you don't remember them,
but in the moment, it's so fucking funny. But you're
trying to stay up to see the sunrise. Yeah, and
you're just because we were delirious, probably from like three
until the end, like maybe maybe what was the last

(01:03:27):
one we did? Seven? Yeah, maybe seven we were conscious,
but from three to six, I don't know if we
were fully conscious of what was going on. Man, I
remember every every moment I was awake. Yeah, every moment
is living with me right, and I'm not there. It's
a night where I just want to go back. It
was very fun. I miss it. Those are the best

(01:03:47):
days of my life missing and I love it ripping
in the terran Damn. I wish I remembered it well.
Watch the episode Old Jogs of Memories. There's a few
where I'm like just playing, I remember, and I love
those times. A few scenes that I don't remember at all.
And then every once in a while you'll see a
scene and you will like transport back and be like, oh,
I remember where I hid my sides in that scene.

(01:04:09):
I remember that there was I hit my coffee cup
behind that plant. I remember having to wait out in
that specific hallway. I remember like certain conversations you had
with the other actors, like right before, it's like everything
will come rushing back. Dude. When you guys came to
my house and I had got the vow up and
running and it was in my driveway, there's was like
checked the door, there's the last sides in there, and

(01:04:30):
it's like, oh there are yeah, there, it is the
last scene right there where you put him. Every time
I do like watching for when my mouth is still
full from snacking between eggs and I'm like I come
through a door just kind of chewing and like licking
my teeth and going, yeah, we gotta get back for
It's that's like when we shot that scene where we're
like staking out the house eating panic Express and we

(01:04:52):
refused to spit it out, so we just ended up
throwing up. We just ate like a bucket of orange chicken.
I think I divined it and gaged myself and leave.
Let's call that a divined it. From now on, Blim
is divined it. She's dealing with divinity right now, fully defined.

(01:05:17):
Um gotta go to the hospital. When we got the gravitrom,
I was like, roll on this, I'm gonna barf and
I think your brother Adam new Check directed that episode. Yeah,
and he was like, Okay, let's do it. And then
after a while people were like, I don't know if
you need to see that. Yeah, and I'm like, we're
gonna want this. That'll make it on the Zack snydercut

(01:05:41):
any takebacks, apologies or you know the other one complement
put down? What was the other one? Epic slam? I
feel like we were pretty nice to each other this
this app I'm still gonna send it, you know. Yeah,
why then I apologize for that. Yeah, I'm sorry to

(01:06:02):
the fans. Were not going in on each other a
little bit. Happy New Year. Yeah, it's a new year,
it's a new us. They're looking for that hot hot, hot,
hot heat. I'll compliment us because it doesn't happen that often.
I'll compliment all four of us for just having a
real nice time walking down memory Lane and what's the
and what's the word happened? Man? You fucking dumbass? Yeah,

(01:06:24):
what did I say? It doesn't happen that often? Doesn't happen? Yeah,
it doesn't happen that often. Because there's like to compliment
you on that fucking epic slam. Yeah, thank you, thank
you all you guys. I'm so smart. When people don't
say a word correctly, get them. Yeah, I gotta get them.
Yeah you do? You do flex on And usually it's me.

(01:06:45):
Usually I'm a mumble mouth in my way through something
and uh and I get epic slammed. I'm glad it
was called we were clean today. I was curling my
toes on the table, just raping the pounds on. You did,
uh really strolled down memory lane today? New Year? Let's
look back, but from now on, let's look forward. Guy,

(01:07:07):
and Blake Well said, hey, will you write that down
and put that on a shirt for the show, please
you if you could get a piece of wood and
paints that, and my mom would like that in your house,
So you paint that in cursive on a piece of wood.
My mom would like to put that one more time.
What was it before we forget it? If you could happen,
what was it? A good someone at home? Please rewind

(01:07:30):
and then send us art based on whatever the fuck?
Blake just said that. I got let's look back, and
they also remember look forward something like that. But it
was better. It's way better New Years. It's already all
were in it. Well, I do want to compliment Blake

(01:07:51):
and Adam on being such good friends that the fight
of their life happened back in Chicagoland, and ure, we
are still here. Those those like you don't fight with
your friends in the same way that you used to
in your twenties when you guys were just roommates and
you're with each other all the time. I try, You're

(01:08:12):
you're done fighting with your friends in that same capacity. Yeah,
we're not together enough to where you don't fight fight
like fucking brothers like anymore now. And I missed that.
I'm supposed to be somewhere. I gotta go. You feel
attention bubbling, and you go, and you go, I got
a thing. Actually, I do have a somewhere to be.

(01:08:33):
And you believe that other person because they might and
you want them to leave. Back in the day, you're like,
I know, you don't. I know you don't have anything
to do. No, you don't, bitch, Where are you're gonna
go to the coin star? You got the coin star
two days ago? Motherfucker. You do not have that change.
I can count that ship for you, do you house?
You pay me and off gout that change site. Your

(01:08:57):
hand down I'd like to compliment Blake in his use
of coin star back in today, he used to always
uh sit there, assholes directly into the sky, counting his
change on the floor, waiting for a deep dish pizza
right up the bumhole. Well, you know what, I'm gonna
my compliment those to all of us, our friendship. It's
battle tested. Still love you bros. I love you guys.

(01:09:21):
I love you guys, Blake, I love you Kle. I
love you, Dirt, Also love you. What do you have
to say? Dirty? Thanks could be worse? So I love
you Dirst. I'd love to hear from you. I heard
it from Blake, heard it from Kyle. I just said
it with his Internet Chunk are breaking up and hey,

(01:09:44):
love is in the air the clearest I've ever heard. Joe,
what's up coming through Christal Clear? Just hit us with it.
Dog hell Man gives you a compliment on how sweet
you're being right now. It's tough. Here, been a real
rough year. You know, maybe it's time to just come
out with it, you dude, you're just started. Brother. Oh yeah,
all of juice. Hey, you guys know it, all of juice.

(01:10:08):
That's cool. You know, it's really important. If you just
said that you loved your buddies just one time, that
I feel like I be important. I love my buddies. Guys,
this is great. Hey, everybody quit looking back, just started
looking forward and put it on. And also it's good
to look back and walk down memory lade, but also
leuts look forward. Let's also look forward. We got merch now,

(01:10:35):
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Is and it was should we talk about what's most
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Our merch hot is that stuff hot hot hot. It's

(01:10:58):
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(01:11:43):
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