September 17, 2024 • 55 mins
Today, this is what's important:
The presidential debates, dog food, maggots, fishing, toothbrushes, & more.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This Is Important.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I hate dog food. When I was a kid, we
talked about this. I feel like today was probably the
most important episode we ever have done.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You misspoke, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Let's go Oh yeah, wow, dude?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
What oh? Deres back in the States from down down
n Welcome back to the States for like a week?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What mate? No one? No, you didn't. Oh you still
got the Zoah's Dang, I'm tapped out. I need more? Yeah,
what are they going to hook us up?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
So obviously I've been in Australia and I was like,
you know what, can't find Zoe here. I need to
go home and get my zoa.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh you got recharge your mana. Yeah, there's no zoa.
Have you looked up for zoa? You know, I haven't
gone to the Costco or seven eleven. I don't know.
I'm sure it's there.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, I bet so?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is there?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Zoa seems international?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I had a couple of weeks off. They said, they
said go home, They said that we don't need you
for two weeks. Welcome to kiss your family, go kiss
your wife. And I said after this.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Welcome back. Is the USA as good as you remember it?
Does it feel good to be back?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Now? When you're gone, I was like, give me Mexican
food now.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, you come back to America to eat the food
of another country.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, California. Did you know here's a little history. Mexico
might as well be Mexico. Well, if they're not going
to seal up the border a little bit, I mean,
build a Jesus. It's an election year, Polly charge.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, so I came home, got myself a cat taco
perfect and a hot dog. Dude.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I mean, this is gonna be sold by I guess
it might not be too old by the time this
comes out. But obviously, you guys watched some of the debates.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
What's gonna come out is that someone really did.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's what obviously people did. What are you guy? Wait?
What are you guys?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
He said, obviously people did it.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Go ahead, eat cats and dogs, Eat cats and dogs.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh, we're talking about Springfield, Ohio. Yeah, this is when
Trump said people are eating cats and dogs. I'm like,
for sure, for sure, why are the presidential nominees for
the country screaming about this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It was this is the insane, dude, it was, this
is the.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Sane look because for sure, someone in America right this
very second, there's three hundred and fifty million people or so,
I think, Okay, in America right now, one person is
eating a dog without a doubts.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Eating a human one of these people.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, is it one of these people? What do you
mean by these people? Is it one of those people? Them,
one of those others. Yeah, the ones we're letting.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe out of the.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Same asylums they're they're running in the streets and then
going straight out of the eating our dogs. They're going
straight to Ohio and they are pulling up and eating.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, dude, the best part of that would have been
if Trump like they walked out a dog and he
started petting it like they are really cute dog, and
he's just like.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
He pulled a puppy out of his coat.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So that's what was in there.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It'll get there. Debates are gonna get really cool.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
There's no more. He's not gonna do way he says.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm saying in the future, the future.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, of course, says you always are. You're
talking about the future.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, when when AI takes over AI debate, when he
said when he said insane asylum, I was like, that's
a throwback.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It's been a long time since anybody's been like they're
coming from insane asylum.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
The only time you hear that is if you're reading
Batman comic books like where Are It's unreal. It feels
good to hear abouten asylums again.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
It's so throwback.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
So you like insane asylums. But you didn't like when
I said bombs the other week.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No, no, I know that's a totally bomb is a
T shirt equipment, that's all.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You don't like when I say bombs because I would say,
you know, if you don't go to work, if you're
lazy and you choose uh not to go get a.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Job, you're just chilling on the couch, that's you're you
might be a bomb.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Uh okay, sounds that. But yeah, you love insane asylums.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I love insane asylums.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Dude, Well I do too, actually, so I don't know
I'm getting on you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I love you, good whack of noodles. It was great.
I mean, yeah, someone's eating a dog for sure.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, without a doubt. Yeah, And for sure you would
eat a dog over a cat. And I love dogs.
I like cats.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I love dogs. But you would need a dog just
because they're if you're hungry, there's more meat.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
There's more meat on your dog, depending on the dog, obviously,
But like what tastes better a dog or a cat?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That is a crazy question, and it's a great question.
This is a very important it's really important.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Let's just get out of the way the cat diet.
I feel like what the cats are putting in their body,
it's like more like real meat, meat based, right, as
opposed to the dog dogs are just eating that like
dry dog food.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I wish I had the drop. But what do you
feed your dog? What do you feed your dog? Yeah,
that's a good drop. What do you feed your dog?
You you feed your dog dry dog food? He doesn't
have a dog.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I think I think most people do. I think most
people do.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I would say most people do.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Right, Not everyone can afford that, like blue Wolf fucking
like tops.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Or or like in La where like there's like welcome
to dogs, the pet the pet kitchen or whatever, and
then it's just like actual, like there's that one on
Santa Monica, and I swear every time I'm like at
a red light right there, I'm like, what is that
damn good smell? Because they're especially just cooking steak. It's
just like delicious steak being prepped.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Wait, Adam, do you do this? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm like, Adam, that might be a Toco truck.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
It's not, dude, I swear to you, it's the delicious
wass coming out of the dog just for dogs or
whatever the whatever that kitchen. Adam starts howling and it's
just delicious steaks that they're prepping for these rich Beverly
Hills dog Hollywood Hills fucks who love their dogs and
feed them steak. Yeah, which, I'm like, you could just
(06:39):
grill steak.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So I think when we were kids, dogs ate dog food,
But at some point people realize in the nineties, dogs
ate dog food. Now you could just boil chicken like
cook like make some yams. Dogs can eat whatever. Hold
up real quick, Real quick, real quick, mount rushmore of
dog food, break kibble kibble number one, I AM's dog
(07:05):
food and bit. I would like to have a big
shout out.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
To whatever That dog food store is right on Santa
Monica and Fairfax, because whatever they're cooking in there, I'm buying.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I was, send my man, send my man some snacks.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Dogs dogs can eat pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I was like, is that a Mendocino Farms?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Delicious?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Smell? Like God lining up fucking smell. Dang. I mean,
I'd rather eat dog food than cat food, for sure.
Cat food is gross.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I ate dog food. When I was a kid, we
talked about this, and my mom or my dad would
be like, oh, you're not gonna eat dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Here eat this?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Then whoa freaking seals like this is nasty.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't want fucking yams or not. I didn't swear
to my parents. They beat me. But he'd be like,
all right, fine, here you go.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
And then he'd be like he put a bullet dog food,
and I'd be like, fine, day, I'd spit on that
thing and choked down.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
They forced they forced you to eat dog food? Is
what is what you're.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
He would put dog food there and be like, fine,
they eat this, and I'd be like, wait, hold on,
hold on, we did okay, wait wait wait wait, you
didn't have a dog. He right, my dad would break
into the neighbor's gross you did.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I forgot the whole No.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
No one ever found it. It just kind of went missing.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Wait, dude, how did this dog die? Because?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Uh, they found a fork and a knife and then yeah,
all right, no it was hey, hey, shout out to
the Haitians in Evanstone.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
The Haitians in Evanston. It's out of control. Come on, brother, but.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I know he Freddy she was eighteen. She was an
old blind dog and just one day, hot hot day.
Dad came home, found her in the lawn and he
was just Freddy was going buried her under a oak
tree or something like that. What Yeah, put her on
the bottom of a hot child and slide.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
The bottom of a children's slide.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Oh no, that's before she died. That's how she died. Sorry,
I got it all backwards. Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
He took the long slide.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Hell, man, I do like when uh, I do like
when dogs get that old.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Looe's dog was also eighteen.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And when my buddy Zach saw.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Nice legal nice nice uh hot hot.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Hot hot Uh when saw his podcast rules, When my
buddy Zach saw the dog for the first time.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
He was like, look at this fucking wizard.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
And it really stuck with me because just how their
eyes glass over and they're they just got the like
the long white it was a black dog, but it
is just fully white in the face at this point.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, they got the ghost face. They're looking into a
different dimension, but they're still they're still smiling through it.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, right, yeah they're not, or they're not or it's
kind of sad, but.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's like a Morgan Freeman dog. It's like Morgan Freeman
fucked a luck dragon.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh my god, give me that show now.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
It's like, yeah, I feel like they've stopped doing that
joke for man is is long dead, right, it's like
this fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
This the way, that's what I think saying, and the
white delivered it. Yeah I made it. I was kind
of like that should come back.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
It's very white board. It's very whiteboard. But to do
them in succession is over.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, that's that to me is not skibbity riz.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You know, it's like, oh, Cochain fucked a were wolf,
but that.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
That's just whole cocin yea. But what I what, I
don't mind those what I don't like is where it's
like it's like Hulk Hogan fucked a were wolf and
uh ate a bowl of regret and you're like.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, I don't like the like you don't like building
on it with something like that isn't material like uh
non literal. Yeah, I don't like those ones. Oh okay,
well that's pretty specific.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's like you got hit by a car of hopelessness
and yeah, of despair.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, like the car is despair.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, damn okay. Yeah, I mean I'm a little in
the weeds here.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
But I'll say I think the first time I heard it,
I go, whoa, Okay, that's kind of fun. But then
when you're just doing it, it's like, well.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They did it, okay, right.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Can't we just play bits from old movies for punchlines?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
A weird thing just just happened to me right before
the deer passed, and I would like to speak on
it for one second. I did not ship a rotisserie
chicken string perfect, I get that out of the way.
But something in my bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Is worth talking about that.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
It is it is, I mean not, it's not as good,
so I don't want to I don't want people to
think I'm going to hear that I shot out or
free chickens string.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's not Did you shot out your childhood memories?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, I shut out all my disappointment.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Either you have diarrhea or you don't.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
No, dude, I my Chloe, My Chloe, My my Chloe.
She keeps my I have a little cup that I
keep my toothbrush it, and then when she cleans up,
she always puts my my comb and my razor.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And uh, yeah, it's not okay.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
In in the same cup. And I'm always like, I
don't want this in the same cup. Regardless this cup,
I've been using it for months, have not washed it,
have not looked in this cup today. I took just
just a little while ago. The hair's still wet. Took
the comb out, combed my hair. You're you're you're same,
like you know, like you know, comb my hairs.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Don't tell me it's worms.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Maggot stew, maggot, naggot stude all over the cold, all
over the comb. I had two combs. I had two
combs in there. I grabbed the other comb. I grabbed
the other comb, covered in even more maggots.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Dude, even more maggots.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Dude, I thought we got past this stage of life.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What are you sis?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yes, and dude, I mean guys, I keep we keep
a clean home. You guys have both been in my home.
My home is a clean home.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm not a gross people. You're not.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Wait, adam, adam, I hate to tell you this. You don't,
I do, I do, I do, no, no, this just
in maggots, maggots and cups.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Not clean, not clean, not clean.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I know, and I get that, and I get that
and also the grossest part, also the gross I went
like this to my hair, like, these are their maggots
were just in my like I had rubbed maggots in
my hair.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
So I washed their hair like so here's what I needed.
You went back into the shower.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Right immediately back in the shower. Yeah, showered, wash my
hair five times in a row. I don't like it, washed, rinsed, washed.
There in there the maggots are still under under the
it's too.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Late your hair. Your hair's all maggots now are going
to turn into the fly. How are we not saying, ao, maggots?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well, uh, that there's no fan in this bathroom, and
so there's so much moisture in this bathroom that there
keeps getting like mold build up in the and there
like water closet that where the toilet is, you know water,
and so we keep having them come out and they're
not fixing the damn fan, and so the moisture keeps
(14:46):
getting suck.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Sounds like you get some new fans, Yes, but I
don't understand how the maggots got in my cup.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I don't really understand it.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
All right, let's just get into it.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
We had the cleaner come out out last Friday, so
they're not looking at that.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, not long ago. So what is in this cup
besides your toothbrush?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I know you said comb my toothbrush, my razor, and toocomb,
and so I guess I'm like, what is because you
know what I had One time? I was using like
a like a berts Bees shaving cream and I think
there was like honey or something in that, and like
it felt.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Really good on your face and yeah it's a super
close shave.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
And yeah, yeah all that stuff. Yeah, but this is
going to ruin it. But then I think because it
had like honey or something in it, ants started coming
up the drain because I was just washing essentially, like sugar.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Down the drain. I'd stop using it. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
So is your shaving cream on the razor? Are they
going after that?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Does it have poop? Is it poop?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Is it a food base?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Maybe? But it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I was looking and then I looked in my toothbrush
and there was no maggots spare.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Oh my god, I didn't even think about that part.
Your toothbrush is so close. Oh the toothbrush. Wait, are
you going toothbrush down into the cup asylum? Okay, I mean,
I can't even believe this is something that's real, but
I do think that the toothbrush cup. We all have them, right.
(16:26):
Nobody just keeps a toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
In a drawer.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
We keep them in a damn cup. I like to
can't leave her mine over the sink. I'm gonna leave
it right there over the sink, so you have it
like hanging all the time.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I brush it and then as soon as I'm done,
I leave it with like the wet head over the
sink so that it dries out.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I do that when I'm at like a hotel or something.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Brole An urban for sure.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
But aren't you afraid one of your boys are going
to come over and see it there and then immediately
stick it up their assle.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
So.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, are you afraid? And I'm glad you brought this
up at him. It keeps me up at night. But
I also like to live on the edge, so absolutely,
so it's you two, I'm inviting it. I guess those
cups are grimy. They are. We never think of cleaning them.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And what's fucking bizarre is literally it's the thing we
put in our mouth every morning, our toothbrush. Like why, yeah,
why is the protocol so bad? Right?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
And so you had black mold in the cup?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I don't know, I don't know if it was what
I mean, it was a greenish mold for sure.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Like what are they The maggots are eating that right,
like they're getting their Yah, they're getting their macro biot,
what are we saying macro nutrients?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You know't whant When you were a kid and you'd
like play in like creeks and ship, sure, and there
would be like the film over go ahead, Well you
guys aren't little country boys like I am. But we
were playing creeks and ship and you catch frogs and whatnot,
And there'd be like a film over if it's it's
not moving himself, a film over the water. Yeah, And
(18:05):
it was real grimy and gross looking that's what was
at the bottom, and actually kind of a lot of water,
I think from all the moisture that's in the air,
and then it settles into this cup.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well it's it's a wet toothbrush and you put it
in and it works. It's that's why I can't leave.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Her, sure, But it was it was like this much water?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Can I recommend trying the cantilever for a little bit.
I'm maggot free since eighty three.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
If I wasn't the word of the day, guy, I
would say cancer levers the word how many times you
said that word? Because I mean, I'm trying to just
illustrate context and I know what that word is. But
if someone were to just said out of nowhere, just
can't leiver it, I would I would say, oh for sure,
and then act like I have to go to.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
The bathroom and right and be like I will right,
I tried to take a ship, right.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I will say that one thing that I saw that
my dad has that's a really cool invention is like
you put this cap over the head of your toothbrush
and it's like has UV lights, so supposedly it's like
kills any sort of bacteria or whatever that's.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
And he got that off sky mall or like for sure, Yeah,
he's definitely a sky mall.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right, he bought a Lord of the Rings dagger and
that thing. I think that that should be like protocol.
We all should be put in our toothbrushes in that
UV invention.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
What happened to the sky mall? Where's the sky mall?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
And these these combs, I'm like, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Do I throw these way?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yes, bro adam, this is this is a bonfire. This
is permission for bonfire. You got to melt the bathroom down.
You got to knock it out, the whole thing, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
But I'm leaving. I'm leaving Charleston in like less than
a month. Do I really got to go buy a
new comb? Like, spend my afternoon.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Go to aren't you going to work?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Go to hard makeup?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Makeup has a somebody? Dude, you're on yachts in the weekend.
You don't need to have maggots in your comb. Dude,
Just kidding. I think he likes it. I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I definitely Chloe actually ran.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I feel like I could have landed on the ground
and screamed, ah my knee. I busted my knee. My
knee shattered in three places. And she wouldn't have ran
in the room as quick as she ran into the
room because she heard the pure terror in my voice.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It was like it was like, oh, of course she came.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Are we sure this isn't the prank war continuing with.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
The snak neighbors?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Maybe they, I think so were They're like, this is
gonna make the pod for sure. Let's sprinkle a dozen
maggots into our neighbor's cup comb cup.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, so that was the crazy thing that that happened
to me.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That might be the most disgusting thing I've heard about
in a while.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Adam, you say that as if we can move on
to anything now.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Yeah, Cats, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Can we get a fucking close up on your.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Hair right now? No?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Dude, I actually, is it itch win in pretty?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You might have to shave your head.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It doesn't itch. I watched it like five times. I
got I got rid of the and it was like
I combed.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
It and take me into the shower with you.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Right now, you were just claiming you haven't got rid
of the comb. I didn't get rid of the comb.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I was thinking, I want to figure out how to
clean the comb because I don't want to go.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Buy a car.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
It's like a fucking is this like a Japanese like
fucking rhinoceros tusk comb? Like what are we talking about?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Well, re Becca produce. Rebecca is saying rubbing alcohol, and
I would agree. I think that's a great I was
thinking drinking alcohol.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I would be alcohol, like yo, every single liquid I
could find.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I need to go to sleep now so that I
don't think about this.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Uh yeah, it was. It was very foul.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wait, take me to the shower.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
So when you get in the shower and you're going
like this are these landing down your no one to
go down your chest like in a racophobia.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I only found two.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Something did fall out of my hair when I was
in the shower, and that had to have been a
third one, but it went down the drain pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Was that was? That was a chicken? Gets back in
the showers like, well, that's kind of goddamn right where
I left it than stupid holies.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
God dude, Yeah, but I washed the ship out out
of their.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
By the way, Becca producer, why do you know what
she's like rubbing alcohol raid?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Then yeah, she's like what what Cleton's maggots out of?
Why do you know that? That's what? Well, that's New
York lifestyle. I well, what was that blue liquid that
they would like keep combs in? That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I was like, old, I guess at that point it
would be easier to it would just be easier to
buy a new comb.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Barbasalt, barbasal?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Do you know what they've Actually, they don't use that
stuff anymore. Do you know what they use now?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Zoa energy? It fuels the follicles to grow thicker.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It really does all that green energy.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
What the hell is barbasal?
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I remember seeing it in like old movies where there'd
be like a giant brand barbershop blue liquid.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
What do you mean you remember seeing it and old
you saw it?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I don't think I ever saw one of those tubes
filled with blue liquid with combs in it in real life.
I don't think I ever saw it.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Really well, because you when was the last time you
got a haircut.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's been forever. And that's why when I did get
a haircut, it was a person would come to my
house and cut my hair. We did it like under
the table.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Damn what I thought Adam was doing some up. I
thought Adam was a bunch of having his haircut at home.
You were doing this growing.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Up, no, way back in the day. So my mom
we would go to like Supercuts, and then we would.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Find well, way back in the day, dude, this is
some shit you do now as an orange guy.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
But no, you were having a person come to your
home and cut your.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
This is how you do it. You'd go to Supercuts
and you'd have the it's like a mom's You'm the
girl you liked who You're like, Oh, I like the
way Kelly cuts my hair.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
So we say your mom was a lesbian, right, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
She went through a PA. She was cute. The haircut
girl was cute. But you'd be like, yo, can you
come over cut all of our hair one day, like
just just kick it out the house.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We call them haircut girls.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
She was like, come here, and then you don't have
to pay Supercuts exactly.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Okay, yeah, okay, well, wow, I feel like my mom
was cheap as home.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
She never had this fucking side hustle, a scam.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's the same price. They just don't.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
But your mom wasn't a lesbian like Blake's was.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Obviously she apparently three haircuts. She didn't go through that.
Between haircuts, my mom and Kelly would disappear.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
But you know what, while I was sweeping wrestle in
the other room listening to Sarah McLaughlin and the Indigo Girls, you.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Gotta pass his car. That's Tracy Chapman, I know, but
that was their song. It was the reality of the ok.
That is what they were.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
That song is about getting away from life like as
they know it.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Yeah, this song is about skating like an abusive spouse
and ship.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You've got a job at super cuts, Come on over,
come to my house and cot my kid's hair. That's cool, man,
then lick hair. I don't know that verse is uh,
it's just not it's not you know.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I think the I think the hook is catchy, but
that verse, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
The car it's cool. I'm loving No, it's based on
real fun.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I love the car thing.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
In fact, I think we named the whole song, fast car,
but the coming over the house got in the kid's
hair and then immediately licking the pussy.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
I don't know if it's believable.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Is that even stupid enough to not realize that you're
muff diving in the in the room over? That's weird.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Let's his name was Blake Anderson.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm in the muffed dive drossofast, felt like I was
diving in the muff. Just got a car full of risk.
That is too old to look like that still being even.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Give yourself points.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I was just hit by a car full of regret. Yes, yes,
oh my god, Tracy. Uh No, we didn't. We didn't
do that jam.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
We went to when I was a kid, we went
to my grandfather. He used to cut everybody's hair, and
then before the maggots were in your cut before the magot,
because everything was cut. Everything needs to be now stated
is before and after the maggots cart yes, bm before
maggots yeah right yeah so bm uh. When I was
a child, and we would my grandfather used to cut
(27:15):
everybody's hair. But then his knuckle he got like arthritis
or something. His knuckles were like too fat to fit
through the trains, scissors, scissors, the scissor like.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You know that man knuckles.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, so he had like fat knuckles. They don't make
him like that anymore, and so I think he stopped
cutting hair and we would go to his homie that
had a barber shop and it was awesome, dude. It
was right next to the rail yard, so you just
saw trains going past all day and it was loud
as fuck.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
And I like that. You're like, this is a lotome.
It was as a little kid Adam's life.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
He's like, we were playing cricks and then we go
get haircuts in the train yard.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
We had, but my grandfather had really big knuckles, and
so they all the old men would sit outside and
uh chain smoke cigarettes and then you'd go inside and
they had like those classic big ass chairs that would
that weighed like a thousand pounds and they'd stu around
and there was deal. I remember this vividly because I
was like, this is crazy. Everyone would you get a
(28:16):
pet raccoon smoking cigarettes inside Outside they'd sit in like
the shitty, fulled out chairs outside read the newspapers and
they had u ashtrays built in to the barber chairs.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that. I remember that for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Due I was like this. It was like a car
astro right with like the lid would.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Fly, Oh exactly it it was the ship and they
he had so many stuffed fish, every type of fish
on the wall possible, and he would tell you stories
about each one, and my dad later would be like,
he's a lined son of a bitch. Those stories changed
it that one mouth?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, yeah, Blake, he told that to a sevage.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
You would always talk about stuffing his dick and a
walalle eyes.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Mouth doesn't even need to go there.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hey my haircuts, my haircuts were different than yours. Yeah, were.
Everybody gets a different haircuts. You want to know why
I don't cut my hair anymore. I'm a little scarf. Yeah,
a little scarf. You know that one there? Blake? What
are you that one there? I used to fuck that one? What?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, I was just it was kind of a cute
story of like he had funny stories of catching all
these different fish, and my dad would call him a
liar later.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Top dom off of that one.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Sorry that that goes back to when I used to
work at the butcher's shop, when like people would bring
in fish. Uh my boss Rocky. You would always make
cookes about sticking his dick in the fish in his mouth,
but so that's where my.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
The mouth butt. Yeah, just sticking his dick in the
mouth butt.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Come on, you misspoke, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Wait a second.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
People could bring in fish that they caught and you
got as would clean him out.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
It's actually a pretty tight service.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, you can bring in deer you shot, you could
bring in Yeah, you could bring in whatever. You could
bring in ohever you need to chop down. Should he
bring in a cat?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Bring a dog?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah? A cat dog? Dude.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
That's like the Eric Andre sketch waiting to happen. He's
got to go to Springfield this weekend, pretend to be
Haitian and go to the butcher with a dog and
be like, okay, do you got if it's still alive?
Still alive.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's my niece's birthday.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
He has to do it.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
So Eric just won an Emmy, right, which is so
tight and Emmy Yeah, so tight.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yeah, he's getting back to back mentions here.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I feel, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I feel if he does that sketch, he immediately gets
an egot.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, yeah, don't you just give him all the other
awards at once.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
He got arrested. What happened? Hey, yeah, he would get
an e shot. Somebody would shoot him, isn't he Haitian?
Is dad?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Where's his dad from? I could be way off, but
I think is I don't know. I thought his dad
was not American. I could be wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
If anyone's frank things got real quiet. I don't, I don't,
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
All I know is he's not a bum. He's not
a bum.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Okay, hard working, hardworking, hard work now.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
But yeah, if he brought in a dog to a
butcher in Springfield and was like, how much to I'll
kill it, but before I want to, I didn't want
to kill it before I found out how much it
would cost to get it butchered here.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
They would lose their minds.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Trump would be Trump would be talking about that in
minute science.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Uh, well he should do it.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I my dad and I went fishing when he was
here like a month ago, and we got a few keepers.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Did we talk about this last time? It was the
fucking ship dude.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
We went ocean. This is the ocean station.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, we went three miles out.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Is this another trip or is this the trip?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I think this was the trip.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
I think this, Well we went twice now, so but
I think this is the last trip.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And we got to keep the fit.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
And then they're like, well, we got to clean it
for you because there's worms in them.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Oh, it all comes I think I know what happened.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
It's weird that it's a very worm heavy episode. But
they cut open in the fish. There's worms in all fish.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's what they said.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
There's worms in all the fish. In all the fish,
there's worms, And so I need I.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Need more information.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
What does this mean? What does that mean? There's worms?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's all the information.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I need more information. Yeah, sorry, there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I'm like, I'm a fucking scientist.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Are these like? Are these like? Because we we we
have like that lives in our stomach that helps break down.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Is this similar to that? Or is this worms as
we know it? Worms living in fish in the middle
of the ocean.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well not like my motherfucking earthworm gym. Yeah, all up
in a sturgeon's belly.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
But it's parasites. It's like paras I don't know any
other worlds besides earthworms gym. Well, they eat worms so
of course their body probably exudes worms. It's like the
whole I eat. I'm sorry, I eat chicken. I'm not
shitting out feathers. Well you what are we talking about? Feathered?
But you're probably shitting out like you know, chicken skin
(33:17):
and all that. You probably I'm not laying I'm not
laying it. You probably have worms. You probably have worms.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I mean, I don't know if we have worms or not.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
One of the gnarliest videos I ever saw was did
you ever see that video of where it was like
a piece of pork and then they like they like
pour coca cola on it, and then like all these
worms start to crawl out of the pork and they're like,
this is why you shouldn't eat pork. Can you hit
that one for me? Please?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I bet we do have worms.
With the way it was explained to me, actually.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Adam, you're trying to I feel like what Adam's doing
is he's trying to he's trying to normalize. He's like, yeah,
these fish had worms.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I think everyone does. I think it's actually not a
big deal. It's actually kind of healthy.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
If you have clubs, if Adam, No, everyone doesn't have
warm worms maggots.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
These are circle of life.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
The waves explained to me is like birds.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Will eat ship and then and they will have worms.
They will know, they will ship that out. The smaller
fish will eat the bird ship. They then they get
eaten by bigger fish, which then get eaten by bigger fish,
and the circle of life continues and the worms keep
getting in larger and larger fish. And that's why they
(34:28):
were in the fish that we cut. That's how it
was explained.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
The But the worm is in the stomach, right, which
you're what you're losing anyway, we're saying, or are they
like in the mussels?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Somehow it was like in the muscles because it like
weasels in.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
It was like, is this like how RFK had a
worm in his brain?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I mean, I'm assuming, I'm assuming that's the exact reason.
I'm assuming you have to. And then he like sliced
it all up and looked, and then when he gave
us the fish, he goes, this should be good, and
we were like.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay, yeah, I don't like what's happening. Can I throw
it back? Now? Just throw it back? I gotta look
this up. Yeah, that's really worms and fish.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
That's why you just got slips. Stick to eating cliff bars.
That's it. Nothing else.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Maybe this is when we all go vegetarian. Like, forget that.
I'm not trying to eat any sort of like worm flesh.
That's disgusting. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
What do I do if I find a worm in fish?
Remove the worm, examine.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
The fish for others, and cook or freeze the fish.
That's exactly what we did. We've had all those rules.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Weren't food and wine worms are pretty common in these
types of fish.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Here's what to do. Okay.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah, they're like little tiny, like microscopic worms.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
They weren't.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
No, it's straight up something. One was just large.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, well like not. You got to get on YouTube
to see it looks like glass, looks like glass noodles.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
But just yeah, stop eating it's not. It's not like
it's like an earthroom gym.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No. Okay, right, it's like it's like a maggot, like
a maggot. No not, it's skinnier than a maggot, skinnier
than a mag skin. It looks like a.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Little glass noodle. Yeah, I mean, this is what I'm
looking at is yeah, probably an inch long at the
end of some force ups. Uh, the kind of shit
that if it was in your hair, you couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
By the way glass noodle, I understand what you're saying,
but like the way you're able to just throw out
glass noodle so.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Easily, I feel like he's Australia might have a lot
of glass noodles.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Are you a lot of glass noodles down there?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Like I'm so fucking home. Listen here, mate.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What I'm saying is it's it's like kind of transparent
as opposed to spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, no, I know I saw them.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I'm trying to illustrate a picture.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
You did such a good job and the way it
just came out so easily.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Did you think I said glass noodle, I'm saying ass noodle.
There we go, baby. You ever get ass noodle? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Glass noodles? I feel like that's I feel like it's
prey common.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's the thing that people know. I don't know. It's
like the rock. Fuck the glass noodle. This is a
big ass worm. Holy ship, Nah that I don't I
don't like that one bit.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
So did you eat the fish.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, did you keep it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
What kind of fish?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Swordfish or what?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
No, we caught a a tuna, mahi tuna and then.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Uh, that's worth like thousands of dollars.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Dudes, And I'll send you a photo. It was a
big fucking bitch. I'll show you the photo now.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I mean, aren't they like seven or eight feet long
and humongous?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Ours wasn't that big? Well, there's like, don't laugh, don't
laugh at me. There's different types of tunas. Is that
what your mom told you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
This is the fish ship hell of worms.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Look at all those those are the worms. Are grossest
fucking episode I've ever that was.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That was like in the in the tail, those are
the worms. Who's hand that is the guy who was
clean helped us your.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Grandpa, that's a fisherman.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
So this this fisherman was badass.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
And he looked like such a man. I was like,
this guy is like a fifty five year old man.
He graduated this same year of high thirties that I graduated.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
And we were talking about something he was like he goes.
He was like, oh, you guys fuck with Nelly. And
I was like yeah, like I don't know I had
said something about Nelly or like I went on la Obama.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah yeah, oh it's like, oh, you're fucking Nelly Adam
and I'm liked him. Never never changed this old, this
old Oh you're fucking Nelly.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Okay, yeah, by the way, same exact age. Oh and
then a mackerel. Dude, the mackerel was sick. Oh cool, Dad,
gorgea mackerel. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
I thought that, Like I thought tuna were worth like
sixty thousand dollars or something.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
You know, that's some good you.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Catch like an enormous when they are I just.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Say that's good eating. When I I don't know what
I'm talking, that's good eating right there.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Oh dude.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
The amount of time that my dad said that's good eating.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Good I'm pumped, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
The amount of time said that's good eating, that's good eating.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
And then they have to tell them, actually, those we
don't eat those.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
And then and then what's funny is the fish. I mean,
not to call my dad out, but yeah, it's call
them out a little bit. The fisherman was like, actually,
it's not, on like two separate occasions.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, it's not. Actually it's bad eating. It's poisonous. That's
all muscle.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
It's actually that's bad eating. It's not good eating.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
It will kill you. Yeah, don't definitely don't eat that's
a puffer fish.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Do not eat that.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, I think you start saying it about everything, like
you get a hot like that's good eating, right, that's
good eat. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Those fish are actually known as worm bags. But yeah,
I mean I guess you could.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's good eating.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
No, those are the worms. We're cleaning the fish right now.
You don't want to eat those, definitely not. But yeah,
it could be goods. It's like a bullet glass noodles.
But a little that's good eating.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Right there. I'll tell you a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I don't mind if I do. That's good eating.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
I cannot move on from the cup o maggots, dude,
I think get stuck.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I know we moved on to fishing. I think this
might be one of the most important episodes because I
think this is a call to t I I nation
go up to your toothbrush, cup to night. Please do
this morning, whatever time you're listening to this.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Take a picture, take a picture, send it a dirty.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
And it's called it's a picture, not pitcher or whatever
the hell you just said.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You said picture. Yeah, well he went British. He's been
in stra for a while. Say British man, it's Australian nights.
But go take a pit but also clean that ship out.
Everybody up on your cut. We want before and afters.
We want to see progress. We want before and after.
Show us that clean cup.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
This is go to Cio and we'll post them and
the Instagram is gonna be a whole.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Week of cuts.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
I did wash the cup out immediately, and then was
bummed because I had a bunch of dishes that I
was about to do and I but I washed that
out first, and then I realized I didn't have any
more of the sponges, and I washed that out, and
now I was like, well, I can't use this sponge
on any of these dishes.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
That I had to throw it out.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Well, also like, there's gotta be black mold if you
got that on the sponge, and then then he just
wiping that into.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Your other day. We haven't even started started on that.
The unseen killer, the black mold you got think so
you need to be very careful with that black and
molded that happen. Hey, I heard it's good eating. I
don't think so. Hey as good speaking as.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
The guy with the weird autoimmune disease that has ruined
his life, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I mean, dude, by the way, this is something you
might want to like call the doctor about him.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Been like, is could this be maybe a contributing factor?
Do I have worms in my spine? Yeah? Yeah, it's science.
I feel like they would have they would.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Have found and if you're just listening, Adam's face just
got a little real.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
He was like, oh yeah, oh, didn't really think of
that there.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
And in order to see such hot facial content, you
gotta sub smash the subscribe button on our YouTube.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Channel, Mush and smash. We're climbing, we're inching towards Have
we gotten to one oh one? Are we? Are we even?
Or are we just dead? At? Are we taking back to
ninety nine? Yeah? I haven't looked ever since we hit
the one hundred. I was like, okay, well we're done here.
Oh yes, is that what you're doing?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
And maybe that's why we're not getting a lot of subscribers.
On are is because we truly don't look we I
kind of forget that we have a YouTube channel some days,
most days, I don't know if I've ever looked here
we go.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I'm looking it up now, Jesus, I just hold them.
How many do we got? Hold up? Well? We need
we need the uh, we need the plaque. Oh we're
we are at one.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Hundred and one, one hundred and one thousand.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
There we go. Congrats everybody. Yeah, wow, that's huge.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Why don't I see the number of followers?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Because you're bad at the internet.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I really let's go. Oh, there we are one. That
was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
You know what I did here the other day?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
They're eating bets. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Yeah, one on one look at us? Great?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
When is that trophy going to be that plaque?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Rather?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Are you going to replace your artwork there, Blake with
the plaque?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Or are you just going to pivot it over? Just
there's four inches.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
That I could yeah I could.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well, I can always just kind of move the lap.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
You're good to need another four inches.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, you're going to need another. I can always move
the laptop as well. But yeah, okay, and you take backs? Apologies? Yeah,
I got a question for Blake. Yeah, would you do
with those chairs? I gave you.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Where are they?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
They're right there? Oh Ship? You calling them out? Nice?
Speaker 5 (44:12):
No, I just was thinking about him today because uh,
he gave you chairs.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I didn't get ship.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I would show you.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That is true. They're amazing. They're they're on their chairs.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
When Blake got his house like the same week, Kith
made some Marvel.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Chairs and I was like, oh, well, what's the what's
the chair company?
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Though?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
It's they're they're Modernica. He just said it. Yes, kid,
Modernica did a co lab with Marvel and the chairs.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Art and they also, uh make vaccines Madernica. Yes, that's
where I got they do everything. That's where I got
my booster as well.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, I got the COVID booster at the CB, I got.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
The Marvel Marvel co lab booster. It was sick, dude.
It's like wolverine claws.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
And they just went, yeah, do you want to be
the incredible Hulk? Come on over kid?
Speaker 2 (44:59):
This dernish.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Well, if they if they made uh vaccine boosters and
ship like that, if that's how they marketed them as,
like you'll get Hulk strength, I might fucking be more
inclined to get my ass down there.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
I think I skipped the booster because I'm pretty sure
I got to read the fine print. But if you
just have a few zoa's, it's almost the same thing
as a booster. So that's kind of what I've been on.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I'm still gonna yeah and that that.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Yeah, allegedly, I think yeah with that, with that one,
but it would make a lot of sense to me,
you know.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I mean, I'm just one man.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
It's just there's a lot of words on this can.
I can't I don't have time to read it all.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
A lot of words, but a lot of natural ingredients. Yes,
green coffee. You know about green coffee? Not me until
I had a zoo changed my life. I'm so awake now.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Any take backs, any take backs? Not really, today was
a pretty adam Any lifestyle chair, any take backs, insults
or lifestyle changes.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
It's just the way do anything you want to you
want to change.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
And by the way, hey hey Chloe, if you didn't
put the comb in the cup, my man's not putting
maggots in this so how so I'm not I'm not
here to tell your wife what to do.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
But like wait to blame blame the woman. Uh huh yeah,
uh yeah, no, I already had that a stern conversation. Uh,
a stern conversation right before starting the podcast.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Sit down, you guys had a house meeting.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Hey, you mind sitting down real quick and in the
conversation chair.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
I have those conversations through gritted teeth.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
I will take this child away.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
You're lucky. I'm about to have to go podcast. I
got it, about to have to I'm about to have
to go podcast.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Oh my god, about to have to might be my
new favorite combo of words. About to have to I'm
about to have to start saying that.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Well, you know what, And obviously I didn't want maggots.
I did not want maggots in my hair this this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
But and then we and razor was the other thing
in there but faces.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
But tell you what, if the homes weren't in the cup,
I never would have known about them, and they would
have ended.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Up crawling up my toothbrush late one night.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
I like, how Adam thinks they didn't do that every night?
Speaker 4 (47:27):
And burrow burrowing, No, dude, I checked. I checked the bristles, bristle,
I checked every bristle, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
No, dude, you know there was one wristle that was
a maggot. Place everything in the cup, dude, every dude
in the cup.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Hey, holdmie, I am, I am, dude, I am.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
I'm getting Three.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Of the bristles on their toothbrush were maggots that were
like this, dude, don't move, be quiet, quiet, skinny skinny up,
skinny up.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Shoot, look like a glass. Dude. You need to replace
everything in the cup, the razor, the comb. Yeah, rush
the cup. You need to go to the bathroom with
some wd ford in a lighter and just or rubby alcohol.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
You need to barbosaw the whole crib, hairspray, torching everything
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I'm going to I'm going to okay sooner rather than later.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
And I and Chloe is gonna want me to take
back this entire conversation. And she's like, you're not going
to talk about on the pot, right because I was
literally walking up to.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Do the pot and the whole pot, the whole pot.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
But I'm like I have to.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
And by the way, the fact that you're blaming just
like standard standing water. Are you going around the house,
are we checking other like things?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
No, it's the cup. It's the cup. I mean, I
we keep a clean house.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
It's not like it's filthy or like I like we
have old food or anything.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
You're on record.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
What what I'm not saying, you guys don't keep a
clean house. What I'm saying is, I now don't know
what you consider keeping a clean I think if it's
if it's if it's humid and moist.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
There it's a snoop around. Yeah, it could go.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
You could go for a snoop around. That's all.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Check that lamp behind you.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
It's only in the master bathroom that is like that
because there's no fans.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Adam's when you take a shower, it gets muggy. It
just sits in there.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
And I will admit that that is where I masturbate
now because I have a child and you then you
have to turn on the shower and act like you're
taking a long shower, but really you're jerking off.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Right, you fucking disaster.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
I feel like this is what I do now, and
so am I is it kind of on me because
I'm letting the humidity build because I know that gets
the extra time and I like the extra lubrication.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
So it's a little.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
It's a little on me as a new father.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Adam's like, wait, I just remembered I gizzened the cup
II in the cup three times a week.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I don't, Hey, I want you to take that back
right away.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Inside the house. I told you not to put the
comban there. I feel all right. Is there any take backs, apologies,
any epic slams.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
I'd take it back.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
I would know if you could take back that izz
in my toothbrush cut, because I.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Do is in my cup. I take it back. I
take it Chloe.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
I would like to take back this story because I
feel like people are gonna think we don't keep it
clean home, which we do, which we definitely do. You
guys have been over. It's a very clean house.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Adam.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Swing buy hey, test it out. Swing bye, Swing the
fuck bye.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I got two questions, Blake. You have to answer it, Adam.
You do not have to all start with you, Adam.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I will How does Chloe keep her toothbrush? What is
her method? You do not have to answer. You want
me to answer this question, I answer I.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
Just if Adam wants to say how she keeps her toothbrush,
he can or he can say we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Well why why?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
And I not want to say how she keeps your toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Because it's none of our business. Yeah, but but I'm
asking a parassole, a parrassol. She keeps it. A parrassle.
Let's go a postle apostle, super cool. Yeah, No, she
keeps it. She has by the way, you just made
it way work.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah, I'll take that back. I would like to take
you had you had.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Nothing to apologize. Let me just say something real out
I take with my brother today. What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (51:29):
All you had to just all you had to say
was like a different cup anything said something.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Different. Cop. He's shoveling dirt on himself at this point,
he's shoveling the dirt on. She keeps it.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Uh, she she brought We have electric toothbrushes at home,
and she brought hers, and I didn't bring mine because
I didn't know you could bring those places. I did
not know that that they that there's a carrying case
that we own. I didn't know this, right, so I
didn't bring it. So so she has a case that
she can.
Speaker 5 (52:02):
You never hear her walking around the house like.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, every once in a while, the door will be closed.
She says, don't come in, and I just hear her
brush in her teeth. Yeah you were, dude. Take it back, Hey,
take it back.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
She keeps it a brass on. This forgets.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
She's like, oh, yeah, no, I'm I forgot. Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
So where does she keep it?
Speaker 2 (52:27):
In the in the.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Holster, in the host holster, the charging station, so you know, sure, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
So she brought her electric toothbrush. It's in the dock, Yes,
in the dock.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
And I had a maggot cup, that's what.
Speaker 8 (52:39):
I Yeah, have we checked the doc and you have
a maga cup that is full of I mean, I'm
going to I'm going to he has a Donald Trump
maga cup that is filled with maggots.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
And it's that that's a real fair, that's a mega cup.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I'm still I'm still getting Donald Trumps emails, the amount
of unsubscribed.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
That guy is relentless. I mean, there's a reason he
was president.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
He's good at marketing, relentless good. And he's got a
few good ideas.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Blake, where do you keep yours? You have to answer,
I have a cup, but I have a doc as
well that I usually keep my toothbrushing is it the dock?
I have several tooth brushs. I have an electric brush
and a manual brush. How do I how do I
have more questions?
Speaker 5 (53:26):
Why do you have a cup? Do you drink out
of the cup?
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Keep my toothpaste in the cup? Why? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Keep it in a drawer?
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Dude, I know you have any tape back. I'm going
to change my lifestyle. I feel like today was probably
the most important episode we ever have done.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
It really was, and it was a this is a
before and m this is a yeah, we're changing our lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
All of us are changing our lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
And see what I thought about telling the story.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
I was like, well, I think the guys are going
to think it's gross, but we'll move on pretty quickly.
It's not shadding out the rotisserie chicken string. Yeah, But
turns out I was wrong. I think this this had
some weight to it.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, I think it's super It's just an important topic.
We gotta we got to change our lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (54:12):
It made me remember and we can say this for
the next episode. The other day, I went swimming and
when I looked in my goggles, I had filled with leeches.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
All right, take take back typologies. Are you going to
do any do we already do some? I think we
did them all right. And that was another episode.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
Adam, thank you, thank you so.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Much, dude.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
The New Country version of this is actually kind of
a Banging Combs dude.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Yeah, it's the same song.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Bro, speaking of banging, he's got a nice voice.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I need to call my mom. What
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This Is Important.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I hate dog food. When I was a kid, we
talked about this. I feel like today was probably the
most important episode we ever have done.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
You misspoke, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Let's go Oh yeah, wow, dude?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
What oh? Deres back in the States from down down
n Welcome back to the States for like a week?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What mate? No one? No, you didn't. Oh you still
got the Zoah's Dang, I'm tapped out. I need more? Yeah,
what are they going to hook us up?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
So obviously I've been in Australia and I was like,
you know what, can't find Zoe here. I need to
go home and get my zoa.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh you got recharge your mana. Yeah, there's no zoa.
Have you looked up for zoa? You know, I haven't
gone to the Costco or seven eleven. I don't know.
I'm sure it's there.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, I bet so?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is there?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Zoa seems international?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I had a couple of weeks off. They said, they
said go home, They said that we don't need you
for two weeks. Welcome to kiss your family, go kiss
your wife. And I said after this.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Welcome back. Is the USA as good as you remember it?
Does it feel good to be back?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Now? When you're gone, I was like, give me Mexican
food now.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, you come back to America to eat the food
of another country.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, California. Did you know here's a little history. Mexico
might as well be Mexico. Well, if they're not going
to seal up the border a little bit, I mean,
build a Jesus. It's an election year, Polly charge.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, so I came home, got myself a cat taco
perfect and a hot dog. Dude.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I mean, this is gonna be sold by I guess
it might not be too old by the time this
comes out. But obviously, you guys watched some of the debates.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
What's gonna come out is that someone really did.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's what obviously people did. What are you guy? Wait?
What are you guys?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
He said, obviously people did it.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Go ahead, eat cats and dogs, Eat cats and dogs.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh, we're talking about Springfield, Ohio. Yeah, this is when
Trump said people are eating cats and dogs. I'm like,
for sure, for sure, why are the presidential nominees for
the country screaming about this.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It was this is the insane, dude, it was, this
is the.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Sane look because for sure, someone in America right this
very second, there's three hundred and fifty million people or so,
I think, Okay, in America right now, one person is
eating a dog without a doubts.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Eating a human one of these people.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, is it one of these people? What do you
mean by these people? Is it one of those people? Them,
one of those others. Yeah, the ones we're letting.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe out of the.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Same asylums they're they're running in the streets and then
going straight out of the eating our dogs. They're going
straight to Ohio and they are pulling up and eating.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, dude, the best part of that would have been
if Trump like they walked out a dog and he
started petting it like they are really cute dog, and
he's just like.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
He pulled a puppy out of his coat.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
So that's what was in there.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
It'll get there. Debates are gonna get really cool.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
There's no more. He's not gonna do way he says.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm saying in the future, the future.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, of course, says you always are. You're
talking about the future.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, when when AI takes over AI debate, when he
said when he said insane asylum, I was like, that's
a throwback.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It's been a long time since anybody's been like they're
coming from insane asylum.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
The only time you hear that is if you're reading
Batman comic books like where Are It's unreal. It feels
good to hear abouten asylums again.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
It's so throwback.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
So you like insane asylums. But you didn't like when
I said bombs the other week.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No, no, I know that's a totally bomb is a
T shirt equipment, that's all.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You don't like when I say bombs because I would say,
you know, if you don't go to work, if you're
lazy and you choose uh not to go get a.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Job, you're just chilling on the couch, that's you're you
might be a bomb.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Uh okay, sounds that. But yeah, you love insane asylums.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I love insane asylums.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Dude, Well I do too, actually, so I don't know
I'm getting on you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I love you, good whack of noodles. It was great.
I mean, yeah, someone's eating a dog for sure.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, without a doubt. Yeah, And for sure you would
eat a dog over a cat. And I love dogs.
I like cats.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I love dogs. But you would need a dog just
because they're if you're hungry, there's more meat.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
There's more meat on your dog, depending on the dog, obviously,
But like what tastes better a dog or a cat?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That is a crazy question, and it's a great question.
This is a very important it's really important.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Let's just get out of the way the cat diet.
I feel like what the cats are putting in their body,
it's like more like real meat, meat based, right, as
opposed to the dog dogs are just eating that like
dry dog food.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I wish I had the drop. But what do you
feed your dog? What do you feed your dog? Yeah,
that's a good drop. What do you feed your dog?
You you feed your dog dry dog food? He doesn't
have a dog.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I think I think most people do. I think most
people do.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I would say most people do.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Right, Not everyone can afford that, like blue Wolf fucking
like tops.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Or or like in La where like there's like welcome
to dogs, the pet the pet kitchen or whatever, and
then it's just like actual, like there's that one on
Santa Monica, and I swear every time I'm like at
a red light right there, I'm like, what is that
damn good smell? Because they're especially just cooking steak. It's
just like delicious steak being prepped.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Wait, Adam, do you do this? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm like, Adam, that might be a Toco truck.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
It's not, dude, I swear to you, it's the delicious
wass coming out of the dog just for dogs or
whatever the whatever that kitchen. Adam starts howling and it's
just delicious steaks that they're prepping for these rich Beverly
Hills dog Hollywood Hills fucks who love their dogs and
feed them steak. Yeah, which, I'm like, you could just
(06:39):
grill steak.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So I think when we were kids, dogs ate dog food,
But at some point people realize in the nineties, dogs
ate dog food. Now you could just boil chicken like
cook like make some yams. Dogs can eat whatever. Hold
up real quick, Real quick, real quick, mount rushmore of
dog food, break kibble kibble number one, I AM's dog
(07:05):
food and bit. I would like to have a big
shout out.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
To whatever That dog food store is right on Santa
Monica and Fairfax, because whatever they're cooking in there, I'm buying.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I was, send my man, send my man some snacks.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Dogs dogs can eat pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I was like, is that a Mendocino Farms?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Delicious?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Smell? Like God lining up fucking smell. Dang. I mean,
I'd rather eat dog food than cat food, for sure.
Cat food is gross.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I ate dog food. When I was a kid, we
talked about this, and my mom or my dad would
be like, oh, you're not gonna eat dinner.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Here eat this?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Then whoa freaking seals like this is nasty.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't want fucking yams or not. I didn't swear
to my parents. They beat me. But he'd be like,
all right, fine, here you go.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
And then he'd be like he put a bullet dog food,
and I'd be like, fine, day, I'd spit on that
thing and choked down.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
They forced they forced you to eat dog food? Is
what is what you're.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
He would put dog food there and be like, fine,
they eat this, and I'd be like, wait, hold on,
hold on, we did okay, wait wait wait wait, you
didn't have a dog. He right, my dad would break
into the neighbor's gross you did.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I forgot the whole No.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
No one ever found it. It just kind of went missing.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Wait, dude, how did this dog die? Because?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Uh, they found a fork and a knife and then yeah,
all right, no it was hey, hey, shout out to
the Haitians in Evanstone.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
The Haitians in Evanston. It's out of control. Come on, brother, but.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I know he Freddy she was eighteen. She was an
old blind dog and just one day, hot hot day.
Dad came home, found her in the lawn and he
was just Freddy was going buried her under a oak
tree or something like that. What Yeah, put her on
the bottom of a hot child and slide.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
The bottom of a children's slide.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Oh no, that's before she died. That's how she died. Sorry,
I got it all backwards. Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
He took the long slide.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Hell, man, I do like when uh, I do like
when dogs get that old.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Looe's dog was also eighteen.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And when my buddy Zach saw.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Nice legal nice nice uh hot hot.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Hot hot Uh when saw his podcast rules, When my
buddy Zach saw the dog for the first time.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
He was like, look at this fucking wizard.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
And it really stuck with me because just how their
eyes glass over and they're they just got the like
the long white it was a black dog, but it
is just fully white in the face at this point.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, they got the ghost face. They're looking into a
different dimension, but they're still they're still smiling through it.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, right, yeah they're not, or they're not or it's
kind of sad, but.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It's like a Morgan Freeman dog. It's like Morgan Freeman
fucked a luck dragon.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Oh my god, give me that show now.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
It's like, yeah, I feel like they've stopped doing that
joke for man is is long dead, right, it's like
this fuck.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
This the way, that's what I think saying, and the
white delivered it. Yeah I made it. I was kind
of like that should come back.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
It's very white board. It's very whiteboard. But to do
them in succession is over.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, that's that to me is not skibbity riz.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You know, it's like, oh, Cochain fucked a were wolf,
but that.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
That's just whole cocin yea. But what I what, I
don't mind those what I don't like is where it's
like it's like Hulk Hogan fucked a were wolf and
uh ate a bowl of regret and you're like.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, I don't like the like you don't like building
on it with something like that isn't material like uh
non literal. Yeah, I don't like those ones. Oh okay,
well that's pretty specific.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
It's like you got hit by a car of hopelessness
and yeah, of despair.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah, like the car is despair.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Okay, damn okay. Yeah, I mean I'm a little in
the weeds here.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
But I'll say I think the first time I heard it,
I go, whoa, Okay, that's kind of fun. But then
when you're just doing it, it's like, well.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
They did it, okay, right.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Can't we just play bits from old movies for punchlines?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
A weird thing just just happened to me right before
the deer passed, and I would like to speak on
it for one second. I did not ship a rotisserie
chicken string perfect, I get that out of the way.
But something in my bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Is worth talking about that.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
It is it is, I mean not, it's not as good,
so I don't want to I don't want people to
think I'm going to hear that I shot out or
free chickens string.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's not Did you shot out your childhood memories?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, I shut out all my disappointment.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Either you have diarrhea or you don't.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
No, dude, I my Chloe, My Chloe, My my Chloe.
She keeps my I have a little cup that I
keep my toothbrush it, and then when she cleans up,
she always puts my my comb and my razor.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And uh, yeah, it's not okay.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
In in the same cup. And I'm always like, I
don't want this in the same cup. Regardless this cup,
I've been using it for months, have not washed it,
have not looked in this cup today. I took just
just a little while ago. The hair's still wet. Took
the comb out, combed my hair. You're you're you're same,
like you know, like you know, comb my hairs.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Don't tell me it's worms.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Maggot stew, maggot, naggot stude all over the cold, all
over the comb. I had two combs. I had two
combs in there. I grabbed the other comb. I grabbed
the other comb, covered in even more maggots.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Dude, even more maggots.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Dude, I thought we got past this stage of life.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
What are you sis?
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yes, and dude, I mean guys, I keep we keep
a clean home. You guys have both been in my home.
My home is a clean home.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm not a gross people. You're not.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Wait, adam, adam, I hate to tell you this. You don't,
I do, I do, I do, no, no, this just
in maggots, maggots and cups.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Not clean, not clean, not clean.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I know, and I get that, and I get that
and also the grossest part, also the gross I went
like this to my hair, like, these are their maggots
were just in my like I had rubbed maggots in
my hair.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
So I washed their hair like so here's what I needed.
You went back into the shower.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Right immediately back in the shower. Yeah, showered, wash my
hair five times in a row. I don't like it, washed, rinsed, washed.
There in there the maggots are still under under the
it's too.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Late your hair. Your hair's all maggots now are going
to turn into the fly. How are we not saying, ao, maggots?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well, uh, that there's no fan in this bathroom, and
so there's so much moisture in this bathroom that there
keeps getting like mold build up in the and there
like water closet that where the toilet is, you know water,
and so we keep having them come out and they're
not fixing the damn fan, and so the moisture keeps
(14:46):
getting suck.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Sounds like you get some new fans, Yes, but I
don't understand how the maggots got in my cup.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I don't really understand it.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
All right, let's just get into it.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
We had the cleaner come out out last Friday, so
they're not looking at that.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, not long ago. So what is in this cup
besides your toothbrush?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I know you said comb my toothbrush, my razor, and toocomb,
and so I guess I'm like, what is because you
know what I had One time? I was using like
a like a berts Bees shaving cream and I think
there was like honey or something in that, and like
it felt.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Really good on your face and yeah it's a super
close shave.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
And yeah, yeah all that stuff. Yeah, but this is
going to ruin it. But then I think because it
had like honey or something in it, ants started coming
up the drain because I was just washing essentially, like sugar.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Down the drain. I'd stop using it. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
So is your shaving cream on the razor? Are they
going after that?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Does it have poop? Is it poop?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Is it a food base?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Maybe? But it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I was looking and then I looked in my toothbrush
and there was no maggots spare.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Oh my god, I didn't even think about that part.
Your toothbrush is so close. Oh the toothbrush. Wait, are
you going toothbrush down into the cup asylum? Okay, I mean,
I can't even believe this is something that's real, but
I do think that the toothbrush cup. We all have them, right.
(16:26):
Nobody just keeps a toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
In a drawer.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
We keep them in a damn cup. I like to
can't leave her mine over the sink. I'm gonna leave
it right there over the sink, so you have it
like hanging all the time.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I brush it and then as soon as I'm done,
I leave it with like the wet head over the
sink so that it dries out.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I do that when I'm at like a hotel or something.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Brole An urban for sure.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
But aren't you afraid one of your boys are going
to come over and see it there and then immediately
stick it up their assle.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
So.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, are you afraid? And I'm glad you brought this
up at him. It keeps me up at night. But
I also like to live on the edge, so absolutely,
so it's you two, I'm inviting it. I guess those
cups are grimy. They are. We never think of cleaning them.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And what's fucking bizarre is literally it's the thing we
put in our mouth every morning, our toothbrush. Like why, yeah,
why is the protocol so bad? Right?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
And so you had black mold in the cup?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I don't know, I don't know if it was what
I mean, it was a greenish mold for sure.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Like what are they The maggots are eating that right,
like they're getting their Yah, they're getting their macro biot,
what are we saying macro nutrients?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You know't whant When you were a kid and you'd
like play in like creeks and ship, sure, and there
would be like the film over go ahead, Well you
guys aren't little country boys like I am. But we
were playing creeks and ship and you catch frogs and whatnot,
And there'd be like a film over if it's it's
not moving himself, a film over the water. Yeah, And
(18:05):
it was real grimy and gross looking that's what was
at the bottom, and actually kind of a lot of water,
I think from all the moisture that's in the air,
and then it settles into this cup.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well it's it's a wet toothbrush and you put it
in and it works. It's that's why I can't leave.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Her, sure, But it was it was like this much water?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Can I recommend trying the cantilever for a little bit.
I'm maggot free since eighty three.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
If I wasn't the word of the day, guy, I
would say cancer levers the word how many times you
said that word? Because I mean, I'm trying to just
illustrate context and I know what that word is. But
if someone were to just said out of nowhere, just
can't leiver it, I would I would say, oh for sure,
and then act like I have to go to.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
The bathroom and right and be like I will right,
I tried to take a ship, right.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I will say that one thing that I saw that
my dad has that's a really cool invention is like
you put this cap over the head of your toothbrush
and it's like has UV lights, so supposedly it's like
kills any sort of bacteria or whatever that's.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
And he got that off sky mall or like for sure, Yeah,
he's definitely a sky mall.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right, he bought a Lord of the Rings dagger and
that thing. I think that that should be like protocol.
We all should be put in our toothbrushes in that
UV invention.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
What happened to the sky mall? Where's the sky mall?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
And these these combs, I'm like, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Do I throw these way?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yes, bro adam, this is this is a bonfire. This
is permission for bonfire. You got to melt the bathroom down.
You got to knock it out, the whole thing, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
But I'm leaving. I'm leaving Charleston in like less than
a month. Do I really got to go buy a
new comb? Like, spend my afternoon.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Go to aren't you going to work?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Go to hard makeup?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Makeup has a somebody? Dude, you're on yachts in the weekend.
You don't need to have maggots in your comb. Dude,
Just kidding. I think he likes it. I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
I definitely Chloe actually ran.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I feel like I could have landed on the ground
and screamed, ah my knee. I busted my knee. My
knee shattered in three places. And she wouldn't have ran
in the room as quick as she ran into the
room because she heard the pure terror in my voice.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
It was like it was like, oh, of course she came.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Are we sure this isn't the prank war continuing with.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
The snak neighbors?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Maybe they, I think so were They're like, this is
gonna make the pod for sure. Let's sprinkle a dozen
maggots into our neighbor's cup comb cup.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, so that was the crazy thing that that happened
to me.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
That might be the most disgusting thing I've heard about
in a while.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Adam, you say that as if we can move on
to anything now.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Yeah, Cats, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Can we get a fucking close up on your.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Hair right now? No?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Dude, I actually, is it itch win in pretty?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You might have to shave your head.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It doesn't itch. I watched it like five times. I
got I got rid of the and it was like
I combed.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
It and take me into the shower with you.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Right now, you were just claiming you haven't got rid
of the comb. I didn't get rid of the comb.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
I was thinking, I want to figure out how to
clean the comb because I don't want to go.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Buy a car.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
It's like a fucking is this like a Japanese like
fucking rhinoceros tusk comb? Like what are we talking about?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Well, re Becca produce. Rebecca is saying rubbing alcohol, and
I would agree. I think that's a great I was
thinking drinking alcohol.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I would be alcohol, like yo, every single liquid I
could find.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I need to go to sleep now so that I
don't think about this.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Uh yeah, it was. It was very foul.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Wait, take me to the shower.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
So when you get in the shower and you're going
like this are these landing down your no one to
go down your chest like in a racophobia.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I only found two.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Something did fall out of my hair when I was
in the shower, and that had to have been a
third one, but it went down the drain pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Was that was? That was a chicken? Gets back in
the showers like, well, that's kind of goddamn right where
I left it than stupid holies.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
God dude, Yeah, but I washed the ship out out
of their.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
By the way, Becca producer, why do you know what
she's like rubbing alcohol raid?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Then yeah, she's like what what Cleton's maggots out of?
Why do you know that? That's what? Well, that's New
York lifestyle. I well, what was that blue liquid that
they would like keep combs in? That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I was like, old, I guess at that point it
would be easier to it would just be easier to
buy a new comb.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Barbasalt, barbasal?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Do you know what they've Actually, they don't use that
stuff anymore. Do you know what they use now?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Zoa energy? It fuels the follicles to grow thicker.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It really does all that green energy.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
What the hell is barbasal?
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I remember seeing it in like old movies where there'd
be like a giant brand barbershop blue liquid.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
What do you mean you remember seeing it and old
you saw it?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I don't think I ever saw one of those tubes
filled with blue liquid with combs in it in real life.
I don't think I ever saw it.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Really well, because you when was the last time you
got a haircut.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It's been forever. And that's why when I did get
a haircut, it was a person would come to my
house and cut my hair. We did it like under
the table.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Damn what I thought Adam was doing some up. I
thought Adam was a bunch of having his haircut at home.
You were doing this growing.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Up, no, way back in the day. So my mom
we would go to like Supercuts, and then we would.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Find well, way back in the day, dude, this is
some shit you do now as an orange guy.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
But no, you were having a person come to your
home and cut your.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
This is how you do it. You'd go to Supercuts
and you'd have the it's like a mom's You'm the
girl you liked who You're like, Oh, I like the
way Kelly cuts my hair.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
So we say your mom was a lesbian, right, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
She went through a PA. She was cute. The haircut
girl was cute. But you'd be like, yo, can you
come over cut all of our hair one day, like
just just kick it out the house.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
We call them haircut girls.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
She was like, come here, and then you don't have
to pay Supercuts exactly.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Okay, yeah, okay, well, wow, I feel like my mom
was cheap as home.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
She never had this fucking side hustle, a scam.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It's the same price. They just don't.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
But your mom wasn't a lesbian like Blake's was.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Obviously she apparently three haircuts. She didn't go through that.
Between haircuts, my mom and Kelly would disappear.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
But you know what, while I was sweeping wrestle in
the other room listening to Sarah McLaughlin and the Indigo Girls, you.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Gotta pass his car. That's Tracy Chapman, I know, but
that was their song. It was the reality of the ok.
That is what they were.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
That song is about getting away from life like as
they know it.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Yeah, this song is about skating like an abusive spouse
and ship.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
You've got a job at super cuts, Come on over,
come to my house and cot my kid's hair. That's cool, man,
then lick hair. I don't know that verse is uh,
it's just not it's not you know.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I think the I think the hook is catchy, but
that verse, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
The car it's cool. I'm loving No, it's based on
real fun.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I love the car thing.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
In fact, I think we named the whole song, fast car,
but the coming over the house got in the kid's
hair and then immediately licking the pussy.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
I don't know if it's believable.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Is that even stupid enough to not realize that you're
muff diving in the in the room over? That's weird.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Let's his name was Blake Anderson.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm in the muffed dive drossofast, felt like I was
diving in the muff. Just got a car full of risk.
That is too old to look like that still being even.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Give yourself points.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I was just hit by a car full of regret. Yes, yes,
oh my god, Tracy. Uh No, we didn't. We didn't
do that jam.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
We went to when I was a kid, we went
to my grandfather. He used to cut everybody's hair, and
then before the maggots were in your cut before the magot,
because everything was cut. Everything needs to be now stated
is before and after the maggots cart yes, bm before
maggots yeah right yeah so bm uh. When I was
a child, and we would my grandfather used to cut
(27:15):
everybody's hair. But then his knuckle he got like arthritis
or something. His knuckles were like too fat to fit
through the trains, scissors, scissors, the scissor like.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You know that man knuckles.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, so he had like fat knuckles. They don't make
him like that anymore, and so I think he stopped
cutting hair and we would go to his homie that
had a barber shop and it was awesome, dude. It
was right next to the rail yard, so you just
saw trains going past all day and it was loud
as fuck.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
And I like that. You're like, this is a lotome.
It was as a little kid Adam's life.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
He's like, we were playing cricks and then we go
get haircuts in the train yard.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
We had, but my grandfather had really big knuckles, and
so they all the old men would sit outside and
uh chain smoke cigarettes and then you'd go inside and
they had like those classic big ass chairs that would
that weighed like a thousand pounds and they'd stu around
and there was deal. I remember this vividly because I
was like, this is crazy. Everyone would you get a
(28:16):
pet raccoon smoking cigarettes inside Outside they'd sit in like
the shitty, fulled out chairs outside read the newspapers and
they had u ashtrays built in to the barber chairs.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that. I remember that for sure.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Due I was like this. It was like a car
astro right with like the lid would.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Fly, Oh exactly it it was the ship and they
he had so many stuffed fish, every type of fish
on the wall possible, and he would tell you stories
about each one, and my dad later would be like,
he's a lined son of a bitch. Those stories changed
it that one mouth?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, yeah, Blake, he told that to a sevage.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
You would always talk about stuffing his dick and a
walalle eyes.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Mouth doesn't even need to go there.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hey my haircuts, my haircuts were different than yours. Yeah, were.
Everybody gets a different haircuts. You want to know why
I don't cut my hair anymore. I'm a little scarf. Yeah,
a little scarf. You know that one there? Blake? What
are you that one there? I used to fuck that one? What?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, I was just it was kind of a cute
story of like he had funny stories of catching all
these different fish, and my dad would call him a
liar later.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Top dom off of that one.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Sorry that that goes back to when I used to
work at the butcher's shop, when like people would bring
in fish. Uh my boss Rocky. You would always make
cookes about sticking his dick in the fish in his mouth,
but so that's where my.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
The mouth butt. Yeah, just sticking his dick in the
mouth butt.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Come on, you misspoke, you fucking idiot.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Wait a second.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
People could bring in fish that they caught and you
got as would clean him out.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
It's actually a pretty tight service.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, you can bring in deer you shot, you could
bring in Yeah, you could bring in whatever. You could
bring in ohever you need to chop down. Should he
bring in a cat?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Bring a dog?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah? A cat dog? Dude.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
That's like the Eric Andre sketch waiting to happen. He's
got to go to Springfield this weekend, pretend to be
Haitian and go to the butcher with a dog and
be like, okay, do you got if it's still alive?
Still alive.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
It's my niece's birthday.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
He has to do it.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
So Eric just won an Emmy, right, which is so
tight and Emmy Yeah, so tight.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yeah, he's getting back to back mentions here.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I feel, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
I feel if he does that sketch, he immediately gets
an egot.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, yeah, don't you just give him all the other
awards at once.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
He got arrested. What happened? Hey, yeah, he would get
an e shot. Somebody would shoot him, isn't he Haitian?
Is dad?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Where's his dad from? I could be way off, but
I think is I don't know. I thought his dad
was not American. I could be wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
If anyone's frank things got real quiet. I don't, I don't,
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
All I know is he's not a bum. He's not
a bum.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Okay, hard working, hardworking, hard work now.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
But yeah, if he brought in a dog to a
butcher in Springfield and was like, how much to I'll
kill it, but before I want to, I didn't want
to kill it before I found out how much it
would cost to get it butchered here.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
They would lose their minds.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Trump would be Trump would be talking about that in
minute science.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Uh, well he should do it.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I my dad and I went fishing when he was
here like a month ago, and we got a few keepers.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Did we talk about this last time? It was the
fucking ship dude.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
We went ocean. This is the ocean station.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, we went three miles out.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Is this another trip or is this the trip?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I think this was the trip.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
I think this, Well we went twice now, so but
I think this is the last trip.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And we got to keep the fit.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
And then they're like, well, we got to clean it
for you because there's worms in them.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Oh, it all comes I think I know what happened.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
It's weird that it's a very worm heavy episode. But
they cut open in the fish. There's worms in all fish.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's what they said.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
There's worms in all the fish. In all the fish,
there's worms, And so I need I.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Need more information.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
What does this mean? What does that mean? There's worms?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's all the information.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I need more information. Yeah, sorry, there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
I'm like, I'm a fucking scientist.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Are these like? Are these like? Because we we we
have like that lives in our stomach that helps break down.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Is this similar to that? Or is this worms as
we know it? Worms living in fish in the middle
of the ocean.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well not like my motherfucking earthworm gym. Yeah, all up
in a sturgeon's belly.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
But it's parasites. It's like paras I don't know any
other worlds besides earthworms gym. Well, they eat worms so
of course their body probably exudes worms. It's like the
whole I eat. I'm sorry, I eat chicken. I'm not
shitting out feathers. Well you what are we talking about? Feathered?
But you're probably shitting out like you know, chicken skin
(33:17):
and all that. You probably I'm not laying I'm not
laying it. You probably have worms. You probably have worms.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
I mean, I don't know if we have worms or not.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
One of the gnarliest videos I ever saw was did
you ever see that video of where it was like
a piece of pork and then they like they like
pour coca cola on it, and then like all these
worms start to crawl out of the pork and they're like,
this is why you shouldn't eat pork. Can you hit
that one for me? Please?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I bet we do have worms.
With the way it was explained to me, actually.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Adam, you're trying to I feel like what Adam's doing
is he's trying to he's trying to normalize. He's like, yeah,
these fish had worms.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I think everyone does. I think it's actually not a
big deal. It's actually kind of healthy.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
If you have clubs, if Adam, No, everyone doesn't have
warm worms maggots.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
These are circle of life.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
The waves explained to me is like birds.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Will eat ship and then and they will have worms.
They will know, they will ship that out. The smaller
fish will eat the bird ship. They then they get
eaten by bigger fish, which then get eaten by bigger fish,
and the circle of life continues and the worms keep
getting in larger and larger fish. And that's why they
(34:28):
were in the fish that we cut. That's how it
was explained.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
The But the worm is in the stomach, right, which
you're what you're losing anyway, we're saying, or are they
like in the mussels?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Somehow it was like in the muscles because it like
weasels in.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
It was like, is this like how RFK had a
worm in his brain?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I mean, I'm assuming, I'm assuming that's the exact reason.
I'm assuming you have to. And then he like sliced
it all up and looked, and then when he gave
us the fish, he goes, this should be good, and
we were like.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay, yeah, I don't like what's happening. Can I throw
it back? Now? Just throw it back? I gotta look
this up. Yeah, that's really worms and fish.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
That's why you just got slips. Stick to eating cliff bars.
That's it. Nothing else.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Maybe this is when we all go vegetarian. Like, forget that.
I'm not trying to eat any sort of like worm flesh.
That's disgusting. It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
What do I do if I find a worm in fish?
Remove the worm, examine.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
The fish for others, and cook or freeze the fish.
That's exactly what we did. We've had all those rules.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Weren't food and wine worms are pretty common in these
types of fish.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Here's what to do. Okay.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah, they're like little tiny, like microscopic worms.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
They weren't.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
No, it's straight up something. One was just large.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, well like not. You got to get on YouTube
to see it looks like glass, looks like glass noodles.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
But just yeah, stop eating it's not. It's not like
it's like an earthroom gym.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No. Okay, right, it's like it's like a maggot, like
a maggot. No not, it's skinnier than a maggot, skinnier
than a mag skin. It looks like a.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Little glass noodle. Yeah, I mean, this is what I'm
looking at is yeah, probably an inch long at the
end of some force ups. Uh, the kind of shit
that if it was in your hair, you couldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
By the way glass noodle, I understand what you're saying,
but like the way you're able to just throw out
glass noodle so.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Easily, I feel like he's Australia might have a lot
of glass noodles.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Are you a lot of glass noodles down there?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Like I'm so fucking home. Listen here, mate.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What I'm saying is it's it's like kind of transparent
as opposed to spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, no, I know I saw them.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I'm trying to illustrate a picture.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
You did such a good job and the way it
just came out so easily.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Did you think I said glass noodle, I'm saying ass noodle.
There we go, baby. You ever get ass noodle? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:55):
Glass noodles? I feel like that's I feel like it's
prey common.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's the thing that people know. I don't know. It's
like the rock. Fuck the glass noodle. This is a
big ass worm. Holy ship, Nah that I don't I
don't like that one bit.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
So did you eat the fish.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, did you keep it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
What kind of fish?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Swordfish or what?
Speaker 4 (37:17):
No, we caught a a tuna, mahi tuna and then.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
Uh, that's worth like thousands of dollars.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Dudes, And I'll send you a photo. It was a
big fucking bitch. I'll show you the photo now.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I mean, aren't they like seven or eight feet long
and humongous?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Ours wasn't that big? Well, there's like, don't laugh, don't
laugh at me. There's different types of tunas. Is that
what your mom told you? Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
This is the fish ship hell of worms.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Look at all those those are the worms. Are grossest
fucking episode I've ever that was.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That was like in the in the tail, those are
the worms. Who's hand that is the guy who was
clean helped us your.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Grandpa, that's a fisherman.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
So this this fisherman was badass.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
And he looked like such a man. I was like,
this guy is like a fifty five year old man.
He graduated this same year of high thirties that I graduated.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
And we were talking about something he was like he goes.
He was like, oh, you guys fuck with Nelly. And
I was like yeah, like I don't know I had
said something about Nelly or like I went on la Obama.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah yeah, oh it's like, oh, you're fucking Nelly Adam
and I'm liked him. Never never changed this old, this
old Oh you're fucking Nelly.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Okay, yeah, by the way, same exact age. Oh and
then a mackerel. Dude, the mackerel was sick. Oh cool, Dad,
gorgea mackerel. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
I thought that, Like I thought tuna were worth like
sixty thousand dollars or something.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
You know, that's some good you.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Catch like an enormous when they are I just.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Say that's good eating. When I I don't know what
I'm talking, that's good eating right there.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Oh dude.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
The amount of time that my dad said that's good eating.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Good I'm pumped, dude.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
The amount of time said that's good eating, that's good eating.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
And then they have to tell them, actually, those we
don't eat those.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
And then and then what's funny is the fish. I mean,
not to call my dad out, but yeah, it's call
them out a little bit. The fisherman was like, actually,
it's not, on like two separate occasions.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, it's not. Actually it's bad eating. It's poisonous. That's
all muscle.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
It's actually that's bad eating. It's not good eating.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
It will kill you. Yeah, don't definitely don't eat that's
a puffer fish.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Do not eat that.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, I think you start saying it about everything, like
you get a hot like that's good eating, right, that's
good eat. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Those fish are actually known as worm bags. But yeah,
I mean I guess you could.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's good eating.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
No, those are the worms. We're cleaning the fish right now.
You don't want to eat those, definitely not. But yeah,
it could be goods. It's like a bullet glass noodles.
But a little that's good eating.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Right there. I'll tell you a little bit of.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I don't mind if I do. That's good eating.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
I cannot move on from the cup o maggots, dude,
I think get stuck.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I know we moved on to fishing. I think this
might be one of the most important episodes because I
think this is a call to t I I nation
go up to your toothbrush, cup to night. Please do
this morning, whatever time you're listening to this.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Take a picture, take a picture, send it a dirty.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
And it's called it's a picture, not pitcher or whatever
the hell you just said.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You said picture. Yeah, well he went British. He's been
in stra for a while. Say British man, it's Australian nights.
But go take a pit but also clean that ship out.
Everybody up on your cut. We want before and afters.
We want to see progress. We want before and after.
Show us that clean cup.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
This is go to Cio and we'll post them and
the Instagram is gonna be a whole.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Week of cuts.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
I did wash the cup out immediately, and then was
bummed because I had a bunch of dishes that I
was about to do and I but I washed that
out first, and then I realized I didn't have any
more of the sponges, and I washed that out, and
now I was like, well, I can't use this sponge
on any of these dishes.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
That I had to throw it out.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Well, also like, there's gotta be black mold if you
got that on the sponge, and then then he just
wiping that into.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Your other day. We haven't even started started on that.
The unseen killer, the black mold you got think so
you need to be very careful with that black and
molded that happen. Hey, I heard it's good eating. I
don't think so. Hey as good speaking as.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
The guy with the weird autoimmune disease that has ruined
his life, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I mean, dude, by the way, this is something you
might want to like call the doctor about him.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Been like, is could this be maybe a contributing factor?
Do I have worms in my spine? Yeah? Yeah, it's science.
I feel like they would have they would.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Have found and if you're just listening, Adam's face just
got a little real.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
He was like, oh yeah, oh, didn't really think of
that there.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
And in order to see such hot facial content, you
gotta sub smash the subscribe button on our YouTube.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Channel, Mush and smash. We're climbing, we're inching towards Have
we gotten to one oh one? Are we? Are we even?
Or are we just dead? At? Are we taking back to
ninety nine? Yeah? I haven't looked ever since we hit
the one hundred. I was like, okay, well we're done here.
Oh yes, is that what you're doing?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
And maybe that's why we're not getting a lot of subscribers.
On are is because we truly don't look we I
kind of forget that we have a YouTube channel some days,
most days, I don't know if I've ever looked here
we go.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I'm looking it up now, Jesus, I just hold them.
How many do we got? Hold up? Well? We need
we need the uh, we need the plaque. Oh we're
we are at one.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Hundred and one, one hundred and one thousand.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
There we go. Congrats everybody. Yeah, wow, that's huge.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Why don't I see the number of followers?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Because you're bad at the internet.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I really let's go. Oh, there we are one. That
was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
You know what I did here the other day?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
They're eating bets. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Yeah, one on one look at us? Great?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
When is that trophy going to be that plaque?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Rather?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Are you going to replace your artwork there, Blake with
the plaque?
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Or are you just going to pivot it over? Just
there's four inches.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
That I could yeah I could.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well, I can always just kind of move the lap.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
You're good to need another four inches.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, you're going to need another. I can always move
the laptop as well. But yeah, okay, and you take backs? Apologies? Yeah,
I got a question for Blake. Yeah, would you do
with those chairs? I gave you.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Where are they?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
They're right there? Oh Ship? You calling them out? Nice?
Speaker 5 (44:12):
No, I just was thinking about him today because uh,
he gave you chairs.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I didn't get ship.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I would show you.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
That is true. They're amazing. They're they're on their chairs.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
When Blake got his house like the same week, Kith
made some Marvel.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Chairs and I was like, oh, well, what's the what's
the chair company?
Speaker 4 (44:31):
Though?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
It's they're they're Modernica. He just said it. Yes, kid,
Modernica did a co lab with Marvel and the chairs.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Art and they also, uh make vaccines Madernica. Yes, that's
where I got they do everything. That's where I got
my booster as well.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Yeah, I got the COVID booster at the CB, I got.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
The Marvel Marvel co lab booster. It was sick, dude.
It's like wolverine claws.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
And they just went, yeah, do you want to be
the incredible Hulk? Come on over kid?
Speaker 2 (44:59):
This dernish.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Well, if they if they made uh vaccine boosters and
ship like that, if that's how they marketed them as,
like you'll get Hulk strength, I might fucking be more
inclined to get my ass down there.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
I think I skipped the booster because I'm pretty sure
I got to read the fine print. But if you
just have a few zoa's, it's almost the same thing
as a booster. So that's kind of what I've been on.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
I'm still gonna yeah and that that.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Yeah, allegedly, I think yeah with that, with that one,
but it would make a lot of sense to me,
you know.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I mean, I'm just one man.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
It's just there's a lot of words on this can.
I can't I don't have time to read it all.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
A lot of words, but a lot of natural ingredients. Yes,
green coffee. You know about green coffee? Not me until
I had a zoo changed my life. I'm so awake now.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
Any take backs, any take backs? Not really, today was
a pretty adam Any lifestyle chair, any take backs, insults
or lifestyle changes.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
It's just the way do anything you want to you
want to change.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
And by the way, hey hey Chloe, if you didn't
put the comb in the cup, my man's not putting
maggots in this so how so I'm not I'm not
here to tell your wife what to do.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
But like wait to blame blame the woman. Uh huh yeah,
uh yeah, no, I already had that a stern conversation. Uh,
a stern conversation right before starting the podcast.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Sit down, you guys had a house meeting.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Hey, you mind sitting down real quick and in the
conversation chair.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
I have those conversations through gritted teeth.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
I will take this child away.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
You're lucky. I'm about to have to go podcast. I
got it, about to have to I'm about to have
to go podcast.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Oh my god, about to have to might be my
new favorite combo of words. About to have to I'm
about to have to start saying that.
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Well, you know what, And obviously I didn't want maggots.
I did not want maggots in my hair this this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
But and then we and razor was the other thing
in there but faces.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
But tell you what, if the homes weren't in the cup,
I never would have known about them, and they would
have ended.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Up crawling up my toothbrush late one night.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
I like, how Adam thinks they didn't do that every night?
Speaker 4 (47:27):
And burrow burrowing, No, dude, I checked. I checked the bristles, bristle,
I checked every bristle, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
No, dude, you know there was one wristle that was
a maggot. Place everything in the cup, dude, every dude
in the cup.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Hey, holdmie, I am, I am, dude, I am.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
I'm getting Three.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Of the bristles on their toothbrush were maggots that were
like this, dude, don't move, be quiet, quiet, skinny skinny up,
skinny up.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Shoot, look like a glass. Dude. You need to replace
everything in the cup, the razor, the comb. Yeah, rush
the cup. You need to go to the bathroom with
some wd ford in a lighter and just or rubby alcohol.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
You need to barbosaw the whole crib, hairspray, torching everything
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
I'm going to I'm going to okay sooner rather than later.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
And I and Chloe is gonna want me to take
back this entire conversation. And she's like, you're not going
to talk about on the pot, right because I was
literally walking up to.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Do the pot and the whole pot, the whole pot.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
But I'm like I have to.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
And by the way, the fact that you're blaming just
like standard standing water. Are you going around the house,
are we checking other like things?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
No, it's the cup. It's the cup. I mean, I
we keep a clean house.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
It's not like it's filthy or like I like we
have old food or anything.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
You're on record.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
What what I'm not saying, you guys don't keep a
clean house. What I'm saying is, I now don't know
what you consider keeping a clean I think if it's
if it's if it's humid and moist.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
There it's a snoop around. Yeah, it could go.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
You could go for a snoop around. That's all.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Check that lamp behind you.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
It's only in the master bathroom that is like that
because there's no fans.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Adam's when you take a shower, it gets muggy. It
just sits in there.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
And I will admit that that is where I masturbate
now because I have a child and you then you
have to turn on the shower and act like you're
taking a long shower, but really you're jerking off.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Right, you fucking disaster.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
I feel like this is what I do now, and
so am I is it kind of on me because
I'm letting the humidity build because I know that gets
the extra time and I like the extra lubrication.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
So it's a little.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
It's a little on me as a new father.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Adam's like, wait, I just remembered I gizzened the cup
II in the cup three times a week.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I don't, Hey, I want you to take that back
right away.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Inside the house. I told you not to put the
comban there. I feel all right. Is there any take backs, apologies,
any epic slams.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
I'd take it back.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
I would know if you could take back that izz
in my toothbrush cut, because I.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Do is in my cup. I take it back. I
take it Chloe.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
I would like to take back this story because I
feel like people are gonna think we don't keep it
clean home, which we do, which we definitely do. You
guys have been over. It's a very clean house.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Adam.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Swing buy hey, test it out. Swing bye, Swing the
fuck bye.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I got two questions, Blake. You have to answer it, Adam.
You do not have to all start with you, Adam.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I will How does Chloe keep her toothbrush? What is
her method? You do not have to answer. You want
me to answer this question, I answer I.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
Just if Adam wants to say how she keeps her toothbrush,
he can or he can say we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Well why why?
Speaker 3 (51:00):
And I not want to say how she keeps your toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Because it's none of our business. Yeah, but but I'm
asking a parassole, a parrassol. She keeps it. A parrassle.
Let's go a postle apostle, super cool. Yeah, No, she
keeps it. She has by the way, you just made
it way work.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah, I'll take that back. I would like to take
you had you had.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Nothing to apologize. Let me just say something real out
I take with my brother today. What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (51:29):
All you had to just all you had to say
was like a different cup anything said something.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Different. Cop. He's shoveling dirt on himself at this point,
he's shoveling the dirt on. She keeps it.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Uh, she she brought We have electric toothbrushes at home,
and she brought hers, and I didn't bring mine because
I didn't know you could bring those places. I did
not know that that they that there's a carrying case
that we own. I didn't know this, right, so I
didn't bring it. So so she has a case that
she can.
Speaker 5 (52:02):
You never hear her walking around the house like.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, every once in a while, the door will be closed.
She says, don't come in, and I just hear her
brush in her teeth. Yeah you were, dude. Take it back, Hey,
take it back.
Speaker 5 (52:18):
She keeps it a brass on. This forgets.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
She's like, oh, yeah, no, I'm I forgot. Okay.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
So where does she keep it?
Speaker 2 (52:27):
In the in the.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Holster, in the host holster, the charging station, so you know, sure, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
So she brought her electric toothbrush. It's in the dock, Yes,
in the dock.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
And I had a maggot cup, that's what.
Speaker 8 (52:39):
I Yeah, have we checked the doc and you have
a maga cup that is full of I mean, I'm
going to I'm going to he has a Donald Trump
maga cup that is filled with maggots.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
And it's that that's a real fair, that's a mega cup.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I'm still I'm still getting Donald Trumps emails, the amount
of unsubscribed.
Speaker 3 (53:01):
That guy is relentless. I mean, there's a reason he
was president.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
He's good at marketing, relentless good. And he's got a
few good ideas.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
Blake, where do you keep yours? You have to answer,
I have a cup, but I have a doc as
well that I usually keep my toothbrushing is it the dock?
I have several tooth brushs. I have an electric brush
and a manual brush. How do I how do I
have more questions?
Speaker 5 (53:26):
Why do you have a cup? Do you drink out
of the cup?
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Keep my toothpaste in the cup? Why? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (53:32):
Keep it in a drawer?
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Dude, I know you have any tape back. I'm going
to change my lifestyle. I feel like today was probably
the most important episode we ever have done.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
It really was, and it was a this is a
before and m this is a yeah, we're changing our lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
All of us are changing our lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (53:52):
And see what I thought about telling the story.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
I was like, well, I think the guys are going
to think it's gross, but we'll move on pretty quickly.
It's not shadding out the rotisserie chicken string. Yeah, But
turns out I was wrong. I think this this had
some weight to it.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, I think it's super It's just an important topic.
We gotta we got to change our lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (54:12):
It made me remember and we can say this for
the next episode. The other day, I went swimming and
when I looked in my goggles, I had filled with leeches.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
All right, take take back typologies. Are you going to
do any do we already do some? I think we
did them all right. And that was another episode.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
Adam, thank you, thank you so.
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Much, dude.
Speaker 4 (54:43):
The New Country version of this is actually kind of
a Banging Combs dude.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Yeah, it's the same song.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Bro, speaking of banging, he's got a nice voice.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I need to call my mom. What
Hosts And Creators
Anders Holm
Kyle Newacheck
Adam Devine
Blake Anderson
Show Links
Live AppearancesPopular Podcasts
40s and Free Agents: NFL Draft Season
Daniel Jeremiah of Move the Sticks and Gregg Rosenthal of NFL Daily join forces to break down every team's needs this offseason.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
The Bobby Bones Show
Listen to 'The Bobby Bones Show' by downloading the daily full replay.