August 13, 2024 • 46 mins
Daniel celebrates his father-in-law’s 71st birthday with a two-part interview about his retirement from banking, being a lifelong Florida man, and which grandkid is his favorite.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You think my dad cares that I call you dad?
He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to
call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him.
Tashha Tosh Shop to Show Show. Welcome to Toss Show.
It's six am somewhere, and that place is not here
(00:24):
right now, but it is when this episode is released
on YouTube. If it's Tuesday morning and you're on the
West Coast. How you doing, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Pretty good.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm in a great mood because I dodged a bullet.
As you know, Dylan, the guy that's always screwing up
the audio on this show, drops a bomb here. It's
a small studio that we're in. And then after we
recorded the other day, he texts us all and says, hey, guys,
(00:59):
just so you know, I tested positive for COVID. Well,
isn't that great. I'm about to go on vacation with
my family, so thank you for that. Now I gotta
pretend that I'm taking it seriously and I gotta test.
So I barely put the swab just on the very
rim of my nose. I try not to touch the
(01:20):
sides at all. I'm oh, look, I'm fine. Hey, what
an asshole. He shouldn't. He shouldn't test at the AY
before I'm going on vacation. I got a family and kids.
I gotta I gotta pretend like I care. The only
way to test positive. I've always said this is to
(01:40):
take a test.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I didn't get it, and that's all that matters.
But I do want Dylan to know he is a
selfish prick. A selfish prick. Yeah, stick to audio issues.
Don't mess with my physical well being or my mental
well being for that matter. How'd your vacation go, Oh, Eddie,
(02:03):
thanks for asking. My vacation went amazing. Now. I was
nervous going in because it was with man laws. We
were bringing the in laws down to Mexico. We were
bringing my wife's siblings. I was like, oh, this is
a recipe for disaster because I can usually only go
two to three hours without saying something that one of
(02:24):
them will stew on for the next six years. So
you're telling me we're gonna do five days. Oh. It
was tough, but I think I did well. And we
were celebrating my father in law's retirement. I mean, I
can complain a little bit. I had everything taken care
of a nice home. You know, had a staff at
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this home that was just you don't get better service.
And I mean this anywhere on the planet than you
do in Mexico. They just get it. They get customer service,
they do things right. We had a chef, you know,
a bartender at this house. It was just amazing. So
they're always just making drinks. There's just always you know,
(03:11):
the breakfast. We were at eight o'clock, let's have breakfast,
and it was like an hour long, just made amazing things.
And then you know, two of my wife's siblings they
don't ever wake up till eleven, so then the staff
has to cook round two of breakfast, which I find
very annoying. Now the day's schedules all off. We're going
(03:33):
zip lining without you. That's what I scream as they're
eating eggs at eleven o'clock. I mean this, with all
due respect. My in laws, all of them, every single
one would die in minute one if ever faced with
a disaster, I just walk into the beach. I go, oh,
I'm gonna go grab some more stuff so you guys
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don't have to carry it. I walk back. My wife's
cousin and my father in law and my son just
have to continue walking straight for another one hundred feet.
I get maybe fifty feet away. My son's in the ocean.
What happened? Oh, wave just washed them in? What how
(04:19):
did that happen? Same beach next day, my sister in law.
I look back over my shoulder. She's in the ocean.
She lost her hat. She's she's and she's chasing it.
Now she's in the ocean. Big shore break, dangerous. Uh Okay,
good luck, guys. This was all for my father in
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law's retirement, which is just a long time coming. Now.
I didn't do anything special for my real parents when
they retired, but neither of them had an illustrious forty
nine year career in banking. Today's guest did enjoy Pasha.
(05:03):
My guest today loves nothing more than to fall asleep
to a Florida Gator football game, except maybe pocketing loan
application fees from struggling small businesses. It's his seed that
brought forth to the world the mother of my children.
Please welcome all the way from my guest house. My
father in law, Greg, Thank you, Daniel, Daddy, Hi son.
(05:27):
Now normally I call you dad or grandpa. I like
a lot of people don't like calling their father in
law's dad. I immediately went with dad, Did you have
issue with that?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I could start calling you Papa. Do you like papa?
How about popa number?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Two? Sure? Our greg is fine?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh, now your name's not greg Your name.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is John John Gregory.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And there's a long line of John's. Correct, that is correct?
How long?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Seven generations?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And you named your oldest son John as well, but
he goes by Jordan, right, correct? That's is that John
his first name or middle first has to be the first,
has to be the first name. Are you upset that
I did not do that with our first son?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay, because he already took care of it.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He did.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Has anyone ever said that you look like a sexy
Steve Bannon?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
God? Is that a compliment?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, I said sexy in front of it. Does he
kind of look like a sexy Steve Bannon?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Is not a compliment, sorry, Steve, not a compliment.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You're apologizing to Steve Man. Fuck that guy. He's in jail,
that's right. What's our age difference? By the way, do
you even know it?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hold on twenty one years, twenty two years so you
could be my dad. I could, but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, Well, that would be weird. Your grandkids would be
super funny looking.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Not tall enough either.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No, by the way, how tall are you? I have
on my notes, say five to two.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's a little low. Five eight was the official height.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
But it's going down. It will definitely be going down. Yes,
we shrink. I talked to you constantly about your posture. Yes,
try to get you and my wife to be honest.
I'm like, knock it off, you guys, stand up.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
That's why I didn't wear my thundershirt today. Are you
wearing a thundershirt? O? Not today?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No? But you own one? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I actually owned two? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
They hurt to wear.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
No, they're very comfortable.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well, a thundershirt. I don't think you're a sponsor yet,
but you know, once you go ahead and send us
a few dozen of those. How goddamn old are.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You as of today? Seventy one?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Seventy one? It's his birthday today, guys, birth it's his birthday.
He agreed to be interviewed on his birthday, seventy one.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, how do you feel good?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Thanks? And a big milestone in your life? Can we
discuss this oh, sure that true or false? I forced
you into retirement. That's true because I wanted because I
wanted someone to hang out watch sports with me and
take naps all day.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Great idea, Yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Was like, what are you doing? Stop working? So you're
newly retired, kind, You're still you're still transitioning. But the
official notice is in and and and there's a countdown clock.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yes, how's it feel?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Great? A relief? Actually?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And for forty nine years you were a banker.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That is correct too. Yes, come on you, forty nine
year career. I tried to make it to fifty. You
would not allow him. No, no, too much. You complain constantly.
It's true too.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
All you do is complain about being a banker. But
yet I feel like I'm the only one in your
family that wants to hear your stories about banking.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Tammy forbids that. My wife forbids it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
She doesn't want hearing it to other complain. The other
kids don't care, except for my oldest, who is a banker.
He is a banker, yes, now, and he's extremely successful.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Jordan's doing very well.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Would you say that he's a better banker than you?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I would actually say that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Has he always been?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No? Not at first. It took him at least five
years to surpass me.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh really, yes, I mean did he? And did you
want that from your son? Did you want him to
follow in your footsteps?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, that just was his best opportunity.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I wonder if my father wanted me to follow in
his footsteps of being a pastor.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You don't think he would.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Although I would have been enough Dan a couple of times,
I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I would have been a wonderful pastor. Oh man, Hosanna, Hosannah.
There you go. See I got somebody to say it
right back. How many kids do you have?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
For?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Four wonderful kids?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Four wonderful kids? Now, do you regret having any or
all of your children? You can be specific. You're in
a safe space, of course, not.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I love my children. What are you talking about? I
hear you?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But do do you re.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay? Fabulous for all four of them?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Fabulous?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay? But if you were to rank them, yeah, from
Lois to Highs. Who would you start with? That's not disputed.
Your youngest son, yes, is a solid eight inches taller
than everyone in your family. Who did your.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Wife have sex with That is a mystery. He does
look like a hallum, he does, I think he does.
Three of your four children live in Los Angeles. One
is still in Florida, where you live. Now, I'm going
to say this as an honest compliment.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I don't mean this.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't. I don't want you to think it's coming
from any form of sarcasm whatsoever. No one I've ever
met is more proud of their children than you are. True.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I love my kids.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You just just just they're the world to you. Everything
they do is amazing. Blah blah blah. Yes, yet three
of them moved across the country as far as possible
to escape Florida, to leave where you're from.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I never analyze that. Okay, Does that.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Mean maybe it was too your love was too strong?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
All right? What about Does that mean that you love
Jordan the most because he stayed in Florida.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
No, that does not mean that love them all the same.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Admit it in different ways. Admit that you love Jordan
the most. My wife needs to hear this.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I will not say that, Carly.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
All right. The next question is is super simple rank
your grandchildren from one to four, favorite to least favorite.
Next question, how many grandchildren do you have?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Four?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Four grandchildren? Who's on your lock screen?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
All four? My grandkids? All four?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You win this round.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
They're all there.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You win this round. Dad.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We updated occasionally.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You think my dad cares that I call you dad?
He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to
call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You know, the best part of your life?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Your children? Huh no, no, oh, sure it is no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I had a day surfing recently. It was so much
better than my kids. When you heard your daughter was
in a relationship with her boss, how excited were you, guys?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
So here's how it went down. She called me and
she's a dad. What do you think about dating the boss?
M h And I said that's a bad idea, honey, right,
because you lose your job and your boyfriend on the same.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Day, which is true. She did. She quit shortly after, yep,
and she went on to another job. Where'd she go?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Where did she?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
She went to Brooklyn, Brooklyn nine nine. What was the
other thing she'd lose? Her friend? Did you say boss
and her friend.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Boss, and boyfriend. I said, So, she didn't lose her boyfriend,
just her job.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Why would I not be your boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
No, that was the joke. If you dated your boss,
then on the same day, you would lose your job
because you had lost your boyfriend, like your boyfriend would
kick you off the show. That's the joke.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
All kay, I don't like any of that. Okay, Well
take that out. Well did you were you worried about
her dating her boss? I wasn't her boss? For them,
even though we all debate this constantly, I was a
host of the show. I wasn't her boss. I wasn't
writing her checks.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, did I worry about it?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I trust.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do you think I trust Carly? Did you think it
was a bad idea?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No? Not really?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Did you think you could do better than me? Out
of all the guys? Wait? Answer that question? Do you
think she could do better than me?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I think she's done very well. You've ended up being
a really nice person. How's that that.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Does not sayd hey?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Out of all the men and boys? I guess if
you go back far enough that your daughter that I'm
married to dated, who would be your second pick after you?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Huh boy. Oh, oh gosh, I'm doing a plank on
his name. Oh sorry, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know it's not awful. You shouldn't remember.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Did she have a good dating track record?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah? I were nice guys, most of them.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, there's there any guys that you didn't like.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Some less than others. Yeah, sure of course any dad
would be that way.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Were you were you? Were you intimidating to him? Did
you ever threaten of any of her suitors?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
No, Taylor. Now, Taylor tells me I was intimidating. But
that's the first time I ever heard that in my life.
We started out great together, and I could. I could
throw you under the bus so bad, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yes, and I shared something the very first night we
went to that dinner in Palm Beach together. Yes, oh,
you shared some stuff with me.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
That was a fun first dinner. It was fun.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
We got picked up by I think a limo is them.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, no fucking limo picked us up. We have wearn
a nice everything seems like a stretch to you. Yes,
so much leg room back here?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Well tease.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I do recall we were at the I was working
in West Palm Beach and we were staying at the
Four Seasons Hotel and you guys came to and the
bartender said, what do you want to drink? And I said,
I'll have a lemonade. This is we're at the pool.
And he goes, oh, we don't have lemonade. Remember we
don't have lemonade. But I can make you one, and
I said, stop, don't want it, and he's like, no,
(14:49):
I just I'll just you know lemons and some shut bob.
I was like, and then you piped up. You know
that sounds delicious. I'll have one of those. And then
he made his fucking atrocity. I gave it to you
and and I said, how's it taste? And I could
taste awful? And then you told him it taste off.
He goes, let me try again. He didn't. You tried
(15:11):
to get and I go, stop, stop fucking ordering something
that doesn't exist, and he brought you a second one.
I'm like, this is why it is. Just then it
was both of them were discussed.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
They were bad. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, that was that was day one. That was day
one of our lives together. Oh two peas in a pod.
Ever since amen. Did I ask for your blessing to
marry your daughter?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You did, and I really appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Do you want to know where you were the night
I asked?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I know where I was?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You were at PF.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Chang's in Sarasota, Florida. I was, and I excused myself
to go outside to talk to you. That was very
sweet of you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, we were. We were in big sir uh and
and I call. I called you, and not only just
to make sure everything went the way I wanted. I
took at the time when you needed those. I took
Carly's SIM card out of her phone so that she
wouldn't even get a phone call or anything like that.
And then I called you. You didn't pick he never pick up.
I always have to go through your wife to get you.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I have suspected what the call may have been, so
I had to go outside.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The technical and then you got per usual, very choked
up your emotional self. Yes, you're an emotional person.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I am.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I mean you you cry at least I don't know
once a trip if you come over here.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I'm not gonna say three or four times a day.
Once a trip, yes, for sure.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
At least once a trip. I mean, certainly, the good
byes always get you. Yeah, first time you left the country.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
When was the first time you left your left the
country of the United States of America?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Not that long ago? When you flew to London? Was wonderful?
What that's not true? Where did I go? Otherwise? What
are you alluding to.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
The first time you left the country?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I swear?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Oh, your wedding. I'm sorry, Oh my god, sorry, that
was lovely, by the way, beautiful place. So you had
never left the country.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And then I'm harry your daughter, and and we take
you to Italy and you finally left there. I was
leaving the country. You're such a patriotic person. Is it
true or false? Oh? Yes, I mean you love I mean,
you love this country someone you don't ever want to leave.
But we brought you to Italy.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yet it was fabulous, It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Am I the son that you always really wanted?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm happy to have you as a son in law. No,
I have two sons, sure, but I really wanted.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, did you you wanted that last one? Because that
last place we wanted to do, that last son of
yours was six years after your last child. Yes, that's
such a long dry spell. You probably didn't think you
had a swimmer left in you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
He was a bonus baby, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Are you which mccaulet. Did you have a Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I did? You did?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm getting one next month.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Oh really, I'm almost sad to hear that no more babies.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, I can still have babies. Okay, I don't want
to explain to you how it works.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I got it. You're saved up. You see you ever
look at that one section of our freezer. Those aren't ice cubes?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh god? Okay, thanks, all right, thanks?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Those in your teeth. Why do you need so much
ice in every drink I have?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Because we live in Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Well, but you're not in Florida when you're here, and
I've got a water machine that pipes out cold, cold water.
Yet you still need to put three hundred ice cubes in.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Every glass of course, by the way, and no ice
cubes out here. It's like being in Europe. I mean
you guys don't have any.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We have ice cubes, okay, okay, we all have today.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
At that fine restaurant we ate, there were no hardly
any ice cubes in anything.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Where do we eat yesterday? Oh that was a French restaurant? Yeah,
uh huh. They didn't put enough ice in there for you.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
No, they did not.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You're so weird about ice. You always have to have
ice in everything. Talk about your sex life.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Next question.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Talk to me about your first wife, Corby. I didn't
even know her.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Nate, that's it. Corby is a pretty name.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You were this is this is interesting to us for
one reason. I think I think other people find it's interesting.
You were married and and your your wife was married prior.
Neither one of you had children before that I know of.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
If you would have if you had stayed married to
your first wife and had a daughter, and I ended
up marrying her, would she be prettier than my current wife?
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's a good question. Corby's a good looking everyone was
a good looking woman. No, No, it couldn't be any
prettier in Carly.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, man, Okay, thank goodness. I just would hate to
know that I left something on the table. All right,
This is why I find this. How long were you married?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Uh, two and a half three years?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
How long you married? Now?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Forty forty years.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Thanks for asking, which one feels longer?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Forty years feels a much longer.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay, I'm teasing you. Now, how long was she married first?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I think about five years. Oh yeah, Mike, his name
was Mike.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I know he wrote a book and wrote about her.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
She's in the book. I've never read it, but you've
never read it. Now I read that you're going to.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You're gonna read that book. Come on, it's gotta be good.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Your first wife. This is why it's interesting. This is
why it's interesting because your kids were growing up, four kids.
You're happening here one day. My wife when she was
a child, she was probably ten eleven. She's at the
mall with with your wife, her mother, and some of
her kids, and she's eating at Philly cheese steak thing
(20:39):
in the food court. Which one is that one called Charlie.
She's eating Charlie's Philly Cheese steak in the mall.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
We love those?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
We love those?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You don't say that you don't love them anymore.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
We just financed one. I just I just financed on literally.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I did, all right, So we do love that. My
best cheese steak in the food court. They okay, we
love them all right. She's a young girl sitting there
and your wife says, she just slips up somehow and
says my first husband or something to that effect. And
Carly went, mom, what did you say you were married before?
(21:17):
And she, in typical fashion, not a woman that likes
to apologize ever, would you say that's fair, that's fair, okay,
and just was like, oh, your dad was married too,
that was her rebuttal. Then her world is rocked. She's
eating this cheese steak and she finds out for the
first time that her parents were both married before, and so,
(21:40):
why did you guys decide never to tell your children?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It just never came up. It just never came up.
And it was in the reference was to a friend
of theirs. Their parents had been married previously. And then
it just sounded so strange that she was saying that,
we're like, well, we've both been divorced and married and anyway,
it was a shock.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Can you still get into heaven?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
No, I don't know if that's how it works. I'll
start the first question. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I think I do? Yeah, I know you do. Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Okay, Well, I know you do because one time you
told me that you when you were staying in the
Memhile cabin, you said that you felt felt her. She
came in the first night, you said there was a
breeze or something came out. She did because you had
the windows open and it couldn't possibly be a breeze.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
And she loved so I'm pretty sure that was her.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So it was a ghost.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, I think it was Mom, saying.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I I have a photo that I keep of her,
of me pulling her around in a sled and snow.
She loved it, and I have her binoculars. I believe
I didn't know that. Okay you didn't you have her binoculars.
I do. They're in that cabin.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh that's right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we keep.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
A pair of her binoculars there. I mean, I didn't
steal them. That's wrong with you. Let's talk about your
folks for a second. Your father recently passed away, but
you had great and I'm sorry about that. You had
great parents. Your father lived to be Howled ninety four,
ninety four, and your mother lived to be Howled eighty nine.
I believe now your mother knew a little bit more.
(23:10):
I spent a little bit more time with her. She
was is eccentric the right word? Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Different?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yes, I mean she was amazing, an amazing woman. She
was a sweetheart, just artistic, very artsy. You had, you know,
tell me about this. I had never quite understood it.
But she had a garden of bowling balls.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
That is correct in her house in Okaala, literally a
backyard full of metal steaks in the ground with bowling
balls on top of them.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Did she enjoy bowling?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yes, she was a good bowler, So I was my dad.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So you grew up in now you were born in Memphis,
but you grew up in Florida.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Fort Piers, Florida. Beautiful Fort Pierce.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Is it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Used to be?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
The water's pretty?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You just you love the state of Florida, don't you.
I do love Florida. What do you love so much
about Florida?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
The weather believer or not? It's still great. Played tennis
year round. Went to the University of Florida, so I
get to enjoy the sports almost year round with them.
All my friends are from Florida. We grew up in Florida.
It's a great place. Economy's booming.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Let's talk about the weather for a second. Yeah, before
we get into that booming economy. Okay, it is because
I feel like every time you're out here, all you
talk about is how great it feels to not be sweating.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
California has nicer weather. I'm sorry, Florida, it is very
nice out here.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Forget California.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
This isn't a contest, even though I know we won,
certainly financially. Do you enjoy just the humidity. I just
can't wrap my head around enjoying it.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
No, it's very humid. It is fun to sweat when
you're playing sports. But other than that, you're right, it's
a little uncomfortable just walking around and getting hot walking along.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Talk about your legs and your thighs.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
The legendary hallum thighs. Yes, let's not talk about that.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
We do not talk about weren't you voted best legs?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I was at a bank, at a bank contest. I
guess it was, so let's.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Just stop that it was at a bank contest. Uh,
my father in law was voted best legs.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That is a true story.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Why were they having such a horrible contest.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Sundraiser.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It was a fundraiser and you had to show your legs.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yes, it was pictures from the waist down in Jim Shortz.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
What was your banking nickname?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
That was Wow, given to me by a friend of mine,
the lonea ranger man.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Isn't that cool?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Wait, they're laughing. They don't get it. They don't You
don't get it. They don't get banking. It came with
a statue of a guy on a rearing horse with
a pistol.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It was great having worked in banking your entire career.
Please explain why banks are evil.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
If we're not evil, we're a necessary function. You have
to have banks for the economy to work.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
But you're huge, like you were recently fired from your
bank for em besling. That's not true, but regardless, you're
big into crypto. Walk me through that.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, the worst.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Please, you're not.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I don't get crypto.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You never you never even thought you were going to
dabble into it.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I don't understand it at any level. I'd love to
have somebody explain it to me. That made sense.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Is what is your job? Tell me what your job
really was.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I'm a commercial relationship manager and so all things business related.
We're kind of the quarterback of the team. So you
go out and try to get businesses to come do
their banking with your bank.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Do you sleep okay at night knowing you single handily
cause the two thousand and eight financial crisis?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
It keeps me up. Yes, hey thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Did you or did you not go to Tallahassee and
predict this, this financial housing market crash? Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I did, and I was totally ignored, but I did
do that. Can I do that? Great line? I have
to do this.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
This is what you want, your best line, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
It was a good line.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You've got a good lines.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
So they called me up to testify. I was president
of the Mortgage Banker Association of Florida.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You don't have to tell us that we all know, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well, I was president of the NBAF and part of that.
They called me up to Tallahassee to speak before a
select committee and testify. And I said to him, we're
getting ready to have a housing crash in Florida, which
they totally blew me off. And I had this great line.
I said, you know, it's easier to get a license
(27:31):
to cut hair in Florida than it is to get
I said that backwards. I'm sorry, start over. It's easier
to get a mortgage broker license in Florida than it
is to get a license to cut hair. And I
said the difference is a bad haircut grows out in
thirty days, a bad mortgage you're stuck with for thirty years.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
And at that moment they all stopped what they were
doing and said we have we've got a crisis on
our hands. Or did they just say okay, what else?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
That was it? It went totally over their heads.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Who's on your mount rush of loan originators?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I will say currently my sales manager is an incredible producer.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Absolutely blows us away. How much he does, how much,
how much? What kind of numbers that we try. A
person comes into your office that you're dealing with, it
wants a loan a small business. What are they usually
asking for? What's a typical a good loan versus like
a normal run of the mill. One for.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
A good loan would be three four five million on
a normal loan might be five hundred thousand to a million.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
And what did they have on a three to four
million dollar loan. What do they have to have in
place for this to get approved by the bank?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Income stream, equity in the project, knowledge background.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
And yet sometimes your boss will still say no, you
can't do the loan, or.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
No, sometimes the bank doesn't want to do that kind
of loan. Sometimes your boss doesn't agree with the strength
of the loan.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Are you always trying to shove through any loan or not?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Necessarily? Never did a bad loan?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
You never did a bad loan in your life.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Only one that I ever knew was going to go bad.
It was a small line.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's pretty good. Yeah, all right, This question is from
a listener. As a commercial lending officer, what top percentage
of bankers were you in based on your quantity of loans?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Okay, that's from a viewer. That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I mean, did I say viewer, I'm sorry, I meant
I meant that was from you.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Top ten percent. I'm going to say.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Top ten percent in the whole state of Florida.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Oh no, No, as a as a commercial banker for
a smaller bank shell top ten percent production. Hm. I
was told that once, actually by a headhunter.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
By the way, speaking of hair, Yeah, you've got great hair.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh, thank you? No, what are you grown it long?
Now that you're right, I am. This is my pre
retirement cut.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
By the way, you look sharp today.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Thanks, it's your shirt. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
What brand is?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
This is Ralph Lauren Purple. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
That's another thing that I like to compare my two daddies,
my birth daddy and in you daddy. There's no world
where my dad has any clue what Ralph Lauren Purple is?
Did you do you guys even know what Ralph Lauren
purple is?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Not purple?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, Ralph Lauren everyone's heard of. But then there's a
high end line called Ralph Lauren Purple. And he whenever
shirts are a little small on me or whatever, I
pass them on here and he's like, oh, He's like,
that's a Ralph Lauren purple shirt. Just immediately excited. You
know so much about fashion. Where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I'm not sure. I always liked it. I don't know
where it started. My mom was into dressing, so I
think that's part.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Your mom was a sharp dresser.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
And she wanted us to look good, the kids look good.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I saw photos of her in I think it was London?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yes, she used to liked to go to London.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
He did love London.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yes, it's just like our bags and stuff like that.
It was just like just a little aristocrat, just a socialite.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
She looked okay, Memphis bell uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I liked it. Okay, So you but you care about
all those things. You like clothes? You like clothes. What's
your favorite favorite stop brand?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Harmani would still be my favorite. An Harmani suit? I
had many?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yes, yet I'm tailored. Now you have to what's your side?
You have to tailor five eight? You keep saying that,
but we all know true will measure. Sometimes. I should
get you an inversion table. Do you want to hang out?
I would, yes, I probably need that. Actually, I'll get
you an inversion table. We'll get that extra inch back there,
you please. You you wear risers in your shoes. It's
(31:36):
not true, but you used to wear suit to work
every day of your life, and now that that those
days are gone, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
It is sad. Banking has gotten very casual.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well right, but even even more casual retiring. Oh yeah,
for sure, are you going to when are you wearing
a suit? Just funerals that's it. Weddings, funerals and weddings.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
That'll be it.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
What do you want to be buried in? Do you
want to be buried or cremated? I'm cremating you, but whatever,
tell me what you want. I'd rather been buried, but
you can cremate me. I don't care. You have a
plot picked out?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Should we talk about that?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Okay, you want us to just ignore that?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
That's why do you care?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's one? Of course, it's way too early. My parents
have two plots. I think we're not We're not using them.
We're going we're going fertilizer. I'm gonna put my dad
in one of those. Uh those are the machines that
when you put fertilizer in your yard and just walk
them through the whole property. Yeah, that'd be kind of cute.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, we spread my mother's ashes in London.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
You reason, well, you you kept some for different locations?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yes, okay, part of vershere?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Where where did you just throw them willy nilly in London?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Or do you actually know? We were at a beautiful
park and I thought that was appropriate, saying it's not illegal? Probably?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, I don't think you're I don't think you're allowed
to just travel with human remains.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
No, you can. You have to. They give you a
box with a sign on it that says human remains. Yeah,
you do that?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Did you have? You had that? Yeah, that's something you
have to declare it customs.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I always do go with the customs. Just to be funny,
they like, do you have any to declare? I mean
I have human remains?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay. Now that you are retiring from commercial lending, what's
the next chapter? Relaxation? Death death is next right around
the corner. No, you yo, you've got at least thirty years. Oh,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
And if I match my dad, yeah yeah, thirty years. No,
that's twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
But oh whatever, Yeah, you can beat your dad by five?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Okay, hope. So how much you weigh in today?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And what's what do you want to get to?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
One seventy five?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
One seventy five?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Lean lean help my tennis game?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh yeah yeah. Now, your serve is the ugliest thing
I've ever seen in sports.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh it's bad, my fast serve. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Let me let me tell you something. First of all,
here's how he tries to be. He quick serves, yet
it's a quick He's almost like when Curios would do
those underhand serge.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
He just.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's almost like he's playing table tennis. Work it works, No,
it's it's it's great. It's effective.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Okay, it's effective.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What's your rank intents? What would you be? What?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Doubles? I think I'm still a four to roh. Singles,
I would have to be a three to five O.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Best a three five? And how is your tennis game lately?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm pretty good? Pretty good? No, you don't think so well?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
No, No, I mean because you haven't been playing as much.
Hopefully now with retirement you'll you'll play more. Are you
in the league currently?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Am not in the league. I do have a match
I try to play on Saturday mornings.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Is it mixed doubles?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
It's mixed doubles. Do you play with your wife? Not
very often because she's hard to play with? Can I
say that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You can say that, But aren't you're awful to play
with as well?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
You? That is true?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You aware yourself constantly. I recall one time playing you,
I think you were up in the in set one.
You might have been up five to one. Okay, yeah,
yet still if you missed a shot, you would be
like fuck God, you'd be like Mike, really, you weren't
even happy beating me five to one. You needed to
(35:21):
be winning five zero at the time, like you were
still getting mad at yourself if you missed a shot.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's a hallum thing. We have a very high bar
of our expectations. Sorry, competitive, super competitive, that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I've been trying to get you to cross over to
the pickleball world and you're reluctant, but you will play
occasionally with us.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's a silly sport. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
You don't have to apologize to me. Who's your favorite
tennis player of all time?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Oh, na, doll, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It's your favorite of all time. Oh yeah, And you
never thought it was weird that that his pre serve
routine involved him picking his asshole and then wiping his face.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That is a very weird tickie ass Yes.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
With his butt. He picks his butt, first, adjusts things,
touches three things, and then touches his face before every serve.
We'll go ahead and show that. Hey, it is your birthday,
but I always give everybody a gift that comes on
the show. Okay, so I had regifting I am regifting,
but also I went the extra mile and wrapped it.
(36:22):
So happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Daddy, Daniel. Do you want me to open us?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Take your time.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I'm afraid you're going to give me back something. But stumbling,
what do you say? That's that?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
What it is?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
It's underwear.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, you gave these back to me.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
And now I'm getting them back. Yeah. Thanks, Okay, these
are the ones I want back. Can I give you
the Nyland ones?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
No, I'm not giving You're keeping all of them. Here's
the Here's the thing, guys, I don't like whenever they
come visit. I have I have, like you know, I
have way too many rules of my life. But I
always say, guys, pack light. I'm always like, pack light,
don't check luggage, right, It's pretty pretty normal thing to say.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
And then they what do they do?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh, we had to check a bag because we brought
your son fifteen presents that he doesn't need.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
And now I'm now we're waiting.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
At the airport. Uh an extra forty five minutes or worse,
they have a connection. We missed the connection. We're gonna
stay in Dallas for the night. I'm like, yeah, how
is that? In the middle of the stream with you
with your luggage. So I stopped that. Now they only
will take take direct flights, and I said, you're no
longer traveling with luggage. All we're gonna We're gonna have
(37:44):
your California clothes here so that you don't have to
bring stuff. And then we got him. He got them
some underwear and stuff. Got your wife some sexy underwear.
Has she worn those four years?
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Has not? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
What get that taken care of? I didn't buy those
to not be worn.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Get those on her, those cute pajamas on. But I
haven't seen the sexy underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
No, you're gonna see that. So I get them some underwear,
and then he says, guys, this is too much underwear.
Take these back. So what am I gonna do? I'm
gonna go return something that I probably a three pack
that I bought, probably in an outlet store that costs
eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
You're keeping all of your underwear.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Those are nice? You'll like those? Those are those are?
I think I have cotton on them so that if
you have if you have some drip, it'll absorb it.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I need that. No, I don't I.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Have drip oh, man, if I get up too quickly,
put that on the floor. Did you finish telling me
about your sex life right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I did.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
You've been married for how many years?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Forty?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Just turn forty, just turn forty. You'll love her more
today than you did the day married her?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Best thing I ever?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Did you think you'll ever get remarried?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
No? Never?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
What do you think are a few of the keys
to staying happily married?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
H keep her happy, she's always right, let her pick
where she wants to eat dinner, leave her alone?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
How's that these are tales of a beaten man? How
many years did you think Carly and I would be married?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
I think you guys have a good marriage. Do you
want me to guess how many.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Years when we first decided to get married did you think, Oh,
this is not gonna last.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Or this is gonna last?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
How long?
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I trust Carly?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well, I know, but everyone gets married hoping it lasts forever.
But that's not the reality. Well, I got news for you.
We're ending it. Okay, there it is, no No, I'm
happy it's gonna be. I always think if if there
was like a way to actual measure love, that that
(39:54):
I love Carly more than she loves me if if
there was, and I think she agrees which way, No,
I think she agrees that I probably love her more
than she loves me. If there if it was an
actual thing that you could measure. Now I posed to hear, well,
I pose the question to you. Do you think you
love your wife more than she loves.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Oh, that's a fact that's not disputed.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
That makes me laugh. That's silly. I still can't believe
you caused the two thousand and eight crisis. Next time
on Tash Show, talk about the cancer and all the
ass play that was involved. Yes, so you did some marijuana. Yeah,
we smoked, and you were like, oh, what did you
just say?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That's a great story. That could be incorrect.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Does that incorrect?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I was the evil person. I think it was in
a wheelchair too. That was the evil old white guy.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You ever pooped your pants as an adult?
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Probably pash Shop. Fascinating. I want to thank my father
in law, Greg for being on the podcast. And you
know what he told me right after we wrapped carl
and he said, he goes Garrett. That's that's the other boyfriend.
(41:18):
That was my second favorite boyfriend that my wife had.
Pete chimed in immediately Garrett fucked your wife. Go right
right in front of Greg. It's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Came to his eye.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, Carl, there was so much good stuff in that interview.
We decided to break precedent. We're gonna make it a
two parter, Eddie. Hit the trumpets. It's a two part
We're gonna We're gonna finish this up next week. There
was so much gold in there. And talking to my father, Oh,
I'm gonna get him in so much trouble. No, I
(41:54):
can't say. The guy wouldn't stop telling me stuff. All right,
we gotta do the plugs. You're doing stand up anywhere.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I got some gigs Stir Crazy and Glendale, a lounge
at the end of the Universe in Boise and go
Bananas and Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Jesus Christ, When when are all these dates? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Throughout the rest of the year, you gotta go to
I'm just leaving it open ended.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
You gotta go to. Where do you go to? Eddie?
Gosling dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Is Eightygosling dot Com used to be big poll tight
hole dot com, but Uh, people were afraid to click
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Speaker 1 (42:27):
So you know, you can still go to Men's Butts
dot com to get my tour dates. That's right, Speaking
of weird websites, if you can't afford to go anywhere,
why don't you go? This is an is a free plog. Really,
I just it's a website. Just go to map crunch
dot com. It's uh, it'll basically transport you to any
random street view somewhere in the world. It's just a
(42:50):
fun little website to play with. Anyway. I don't I
don't get paid for that. The goats available all episodes
on Prime. Boys Wear Pink dot com. Purchase the rest
of the clothes so my wife can stop complaining to
me that she has to ship stuff. My tour gonna
be a second Show's add in Honolulu, New Orleans, let's go.
(43:10):
I want to sell that show out. I want to
add a second show there. I love New Orleans anyway,
Another bedtime story from my son. We'll see you guys
next week with part two of Daddy in Law.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
One super Time. Maybe a dot with Rim and the King.
There people on the beach like paddle it be so thin,
pop up and they get a show and Madonna up
and then suddenly they gone and they all care. They
(43:49):
land na you can't think yeah, and then lam back
home shut. They locked the do not all of the
doll so nothing will comment. Then something happened the house
were adult, they knew what happened that they electrically went
(44:14):
off in their house and there was somebody huge fort
tour the needing doll huge ful. Oh oh, they saw
flock at the beat and then they were trying to
eat it. But it were you benet. That didn't happen.
(44:36):
What those so sad? That saved it? The fat China,
they saved it all anybody. The Chino went so sad.
The four man.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Aft him, what are you?
Speaker 6 (44:51):
What do you don't know what you're saying? The workman
after him.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
The fucking at him, the frost no, the face frost no.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
A sloth yeah, a slaw.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I got it, but they were two fold so did.
And then then on the cheetah, and the cheetah went
sofa and then he done in the cheea car.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
The cheetah has a car.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
It was just a Halloween tattoo.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Who was dressed up like a cheetah.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
Maybe out now a real cheeter a.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Real cheetah dressed up like a cheetah. Yeah, is this
the end of the story? No, when does it end?
Because it makes it's just gone ten minutes, oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
And then something happens. The animal wam back, but the
molten lamb the more it team. What do you see me?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Bidden to come from flane ruled.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
I don't know, d n
You think my dad cares that I call you dad?
He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to
call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him.
Tashha Tosh Shop to Show Show. Welcome to Toss Show.
It's six am somewhere, and that place is not here
(00:24):
right now, but it is when this episode is released
on YouTube. If it's Tuesday morning and you're on the
West Coast. How you doing, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Pretty good.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm in a great mood because I dodged a bullet.
As you know, Dylan, the guy that's always screwing up
the audio on this show, drops a bomb here. It's
a small studio that we're in. And then after we
recorded the other day, he texts us all and says, hey, guys,
(00:59):
just so you know, I tested positive for COVID. Well,
isn't that great. I'm about to go on vacation with
my family, so thank you for that. Now I gotta
pretend that I'm taking it seriously and I gotta test.
So I barely put the swab just on the very
rim of my nose. I try not to touch the
(01:20):
sides at all. I'm oh, look, I'm fine. Hey, what
an asshole. He shouldn't. He shouldn't test at the AY
before I'm going on vacation. I got a family and kids.
I gotta I gotta pretend like I care. The only
way to test positive. I've always said this is to
(01:40):
take a test.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I didn't get it, and that's all that matters.
But I do want Dylan to know he is a
selfish prick. A selfish prick. Yeah, stick to audio issues.
Don't mess with my physical well being or my mental
well being for that matter. How'd your vacation go, Oh, Eddie,
(02:03):
thanks for asking. My vacation went amazing. Now. I was
nervous going in because it was with man laws. We
were bringing the in laws down to Mexico. We were
bringing my wife's siblings. I was like, oh, this is
a recipe for disaster because I can usually only go
two to three hours without saying something that one of
(02:24):
them will stew on for the next six years. So
you're telling me we're gonna do five days. Oh. It
was tough, but I think I did well. And we
were celebrating my father in law's retirement. I mean, I
can complain a little bit. I had everything taken care
of a nice home. You know, had a staff at
(02:46):
this home that was just you don't get better service.
And I mean this anywhere on the planet than you
do in Mexico. They just get it. They get customer service,
they do things right. We had a chef, you know,
a bartender at this house. It was just amazing. So
they're always just making drinks. There's just always you know,
(03:11):
the breakfast. We were at eight o'clock, let's have breakfast,
and it was like an hour long, just made amazing things.
And then you know, two of my wife's siblings they
don't ever wake up till eleven, so then the staff
has to cook round two of breakfast, which I find
very annoying. Now the day's schedules all off. We're going
(03:33):
zip lining without you. That's what I scream as they're
eating eggs at eleven o'clock. I mean this, with all
due respect. My in laws, all of them, every single
one would die in minute one if ever faced with
a disaster, I just walk into the beach. I go, oh,
I'm gonna go grab some more stuff so you guys
(03:54):
don't have to carry it. I walk back. My wife's
cousin and my father in law and my son just
have to continue walking straight for another one hundred feet.
I get maybe fifty feet away. My son's in the ocean.
What happened? Oh, wave just washed them in? What how
(04:19):
did that happen? Same beach next day, my sister in law.
I look back over my shoulder. She's in the ocean.
She lost her hat. She's she's and she's chasing it.
Now she's in the ocean. Big shore break, dangerous. Uh Okay,
good luck, guys. This was all for my father in
(04:41):
law's retirement, which is just a long time coming. Now.
I didn't do anything special for my real parents when
they retired, but neither of them had an illustrious forty
nine year career in banking. Today's guest did enjoy Pasha.
(05:03):
My guest today loves nothing more than to fall asleep
to a Florida Gator football game, except maybe pocketing loan
application fees from struggling small businesses. It's his seed that
brought forth to the world the mother of my children.
Please welcome all the way from my guest house. My
father in law, Greg, Thank you, Daniel, Daddy, Hi son.
(05:27):
Now normally I call you dad or grandpa. I like
a lot of people don't like calling their father in
law's dad. I immediately went with dad, Did you have
issue with that?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I could start calling you Papa. Do you like papa?
How about popa number?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Two? Sure? Our greg is fine?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh, now your name's not greg Your name.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is John John Gregory.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And there's a long line of John's. Correct, that is correct?
How long?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Seven generations?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And you named your oldest son John as well, but
he goes by Jordan, right, correct? That's is that John
his first name or middle first has to be the first,
has to be the first name. Are you upset that
I did not do that with our first son?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay, because he already took care of it.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
He did.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Has anyone ever said that you look like a sexy
Steve Bannon?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
God? Is that a compliment?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, I said sexy in front of it. Does he
kind of look like a sexy Steve Bannon?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Is not a compliment, sorry, Steve, not a compliment.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
You're apologizing to Steve Man. Fuck that guy. He's in jail,
that's right. What's our age difference? By the way, do
you even know it?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hold on twenty one years, twenty two years so you
could be my dad. I could, but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No, Well, that would be weird. Your grandkids would be
super funny looking.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Not tall enough either.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No, by the way, how tall are you? I have
on my notes, say five to two.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's a little low. Five eight was the official height.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
But it's going down. It will definitely be going down. Yes,
we shrink. I talked to you constantly about your posture. Yes,
try to get you and my wife to be honest.
I'm like, knock it off, you guys, stand up.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
That's why I didn't wear my thundershirt today. Are you
wearing a thundershirt? O? Not today?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No? But you own one? Right?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I actually owned two? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
They hurt to wear.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
No, they're very comfortable.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well, a thundershirt. I don't think you're a sponsor yet,
but you know, once you go ahead and send us
a few dozen of those. How goddamn old are.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You as of today? Seventy one?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Seventy one? It's his birthday today, guys, birth it's his birthday.
He agreed to be interviewed on his birthday, seventy one.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, how do you feel good?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Thanks? And a big milestone in your life? Can we
discuss this oh, sure that true or false? I forced
you into retirement. That's true because I wanted because I
wanted someone to hang out watch sports with me and
take naps all day.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Great idea, Yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Was like, what are you doing? Stop working? So you're
newly retired, kind, You're still you're still transitioning. But the
official notice is in and and and there's a countdown clock.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That is correct.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yes, how's it feel?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Great? A relief? Actually?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And for forty nine years you were a banker.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That is correct too. Yes, come on you, forty nine
year career. I tried to make it to fifty. You
would not allow him. No, no, too much. You complain constantly.
It's true too.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
All you do is complain about being a banker. But
yet I feel like I'm the only one in your
family that wants to hear your stories about banking.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Tammy forbids that. My wife forbids it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
She doesn't want hearing it to other complain. The other
kids don't care, except for my oldest, who is a banker.
He is a banker, yes, now, and he's extremely successful.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Jordan's doing very well.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Would you say that he's a better banker than you?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I would actually say that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Has he always been?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No? Not at first. It took him at least five
years to surpass me.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh really, yes, I mean did he? And did you
want that from your son? Did you want him to
follow in your footsteps?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, that just was his best opportunity.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I wonder if my father wanted me to follow in
his footsteps of being a pastor.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You don't think he would.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Although I would have been enough Dan a couple of times,
I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I would have been a wonderful pastor. Oh man, Hosanna, Hosannah.
There you go. See I got somebody to say it
right back. How many kids do you have?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
For?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Four wonderful kids?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Four wonderful kids? Now, do you regret having any or
all of your children? You can be specific. You're in
a safe space, of course, not.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I love my children. What are you talking about? I
hear you?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But do do you re.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay? Fabulous for all four of them?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Fabulous?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Okay? But if you were to rank them, yeah, from
Lois to Highs. Who would you start with? That's not disputed.
Your youngest son, yes, is a solid eight inches taller
than everyone in your family. Who did your.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Wife have sex with That is a mystery. He does
look like a hallum, he does, I think he does.
Three of your four children live in Los Angeles. One
is still in Florida, where you live. Now, I'm going
to say this as an honest compliment.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I don't mean this.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't. I don't want you to think it's coming
from any form of sarcasm whatsoever. No one I've ever
met is more proud of their children than you are. True.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I love my kids.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You just just just they're the world to you. Everything
they do is amazing. Blah blah blah. Yes, yet three
of them moved across the country as far as possible
to escape Florida, to leave where you're from.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I never analyze that. Okay, Does that.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Mean maybe it was too your love was too strong?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
All right? What about Does that mean that you love
Jordan the most because he stayed in Florida.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
No, that does not mean that love them all the same.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Admit it in different ways. Admit that you love Jordan
the most. My wife needs to hear this.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I will not say that, Carly.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
All right. The next question is is super simple rank
your grandchildren from one to four, favorite to least favorite.
Next question, how many grandchildren do you have?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Four?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Four grandchildren? Who's on your lock screen?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
All four? My grandkids? All four?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You win this round.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
They're all there.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You win this round. Dad.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We updated occasionally.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You think my dad cares that I call you dad?
He doesn't. You know what my dad wants me to
call him? He doesn't. He doesn't want me to call him.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
You know, the best part of your life?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Your children? Huh no, no, oh, sure it is no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I had a day surfing recently. It was so much
better than my kids. When you heard your daughter was
in a relationship with her boss, how excited were you, guys?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
So here's how it went down. She called me and
she's a dad. What do you think about dating the boss?
M h And I said that's a bad idea, honey, right,
because you lose your job and your boyfriend on the same.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Day, which is true. She did. She quit shortly after, yep,
and she went on to another job. Where'd she go?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Where did she?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
She went to Brooklyn, Brooklyn nine nine. What was the
other thing she'd lose? Her friend? Did you say boss
and her friend.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Boss, and boyfriend. I said, So, she didn't lose her boyfriend,
just her job.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Why would I not be your boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
No, that was the joke. If you dated your boss,
then on the same day, you would lose your job
because you had lost your boyfriend, like your boyfriend would
kick you off the show. That's the joke.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
All kay, I don't like any of that. Okay, Well
take that out. Well did you were you worried about
her dating her boss? I wasn't her boss? For them,
even though we all debate this constantly, I was a
host of the show. I wasn't her boss. I wasn't
writing her checks.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, did I worry about it?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I trust.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do you think I trust Carly? Did you think it
was a bad idea?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No? Not really?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Did you think you could do better than me? Out
of all the guys? Wait? Answer that question? Do you
think she could do better than me?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I think she's done very well. You've ended up being
a really nice person. How's that that.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Does not sayd hey?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Out of all the men and boys? I guess if
you go back far enough that your daughter that I'm
married to dated, who would be your second pick after you?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Huh boy. Oh, oh gosh, I'm doing a plank on
his name. Oh sorry, that's awful.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You know it's not awful. You shouldn't remember.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Did she have a good dating track record?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah? I were nice guys, most of them.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, there's there any guys that you didn't like.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Some less than others. Yeah, sure of course any dad
would be that way.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Were you were you? Were you intimidating to him? Did
you ever threaten of any of her suitors?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
No, Taylor. Now, Taylor tells me I was intimidating. But
that's the first time I ever heard that in my life.
We started out great together, and I could. I could
throw you under the bus so bad, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yes, and I shared something the very first night we
went to that dinner in Palm Beach together. Yes, oh,
you shared some stuff with me.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
That was a fun first dinner. It was fun.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
We got picked up by I think a limo is them.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, no fucking limo picked us up. We have wearn
a nice everything seems like a stretch to you. Yes,
so much leg room back here?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Well tease.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I do recall we were at the I was working
in West Palm Beach and we were staying at the
Four Seasons Hotel and you guys came to and the
bartender said, what do you want to drink? And I said,
I'll have a lemonade. This is we're at the pool.
And he goes, oh, we don't have lemonade. Remember we
don't have lemonade. But I can make you one, and
I said, stop, don't want it, and he's like, no,
(14:49):
I just I'll just you know lemons and some shut bob.
I was like, and then you piped up. You know
that sounds delicious. I'll have one of those. And then
he made his fucking atrocity. I gave it to you
and and I said, how's it taste? And I could
taste awful? And then you told him it taste off.
He goes, let me try again. He didn't. You tried
(15:11):
to get and I go, stop, stop fucking ordering something
that doesn't exist, and he brought you a second one.
I'm like, this is why it is. Just then it
was both of them were discussed.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
They were bad. I remember that.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, that was that was day one. That was day
one of our lives together. Oh two peas in a pod.
Ever since amen. Did I ask for your blessing to
marry your daughter?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You did, and I really appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Do you want to know where you were the night
I asked?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I know where I was?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You were at PF.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Chang's in Sarasota, Florida. I was, and I excused myself
to go outside to talk to you. That was very
sweet of you.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, we were. We were in big sir uh and
and I call. I called you, and not only just
to make sure everything went the way I wanted. I
took at the time when you needed those. I took
Carly's SIM card out of her phone so that she
wouldn't even get a phone call or anything like that.
And then I called you. You didn't pick he never pick up.
I always have to go through your wife to get you.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I have suspected what the call may have been, so
I had to go outside.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The technical and then you got per usual, very choked
up your emotional self. Yes, you're an emotional person.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I am.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I mean you you cry at least I don't know
once a trip if you come over here.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
I'm not gonna say three or four times a day.
Once a trip, yes, for sure.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
At least once a trip. I mean, certainly, the good
byes always get you. Yeah, first time you left the country.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
When was the first time you left your left the
country of the United States of America?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Not that long ago? When you flew to London? Was wonderful?
What that's not true? Where did I go? Otherwise? What
are you alluding to.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
The first time you left the country?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I swear?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Oh, your wedding. I'm sorry, Oh my god, sorry, that
was lovely, by the way, beautiful place. So you had
never left the country.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And then I'm harry your daughter, and and we take
you to Italy and you finally left there. I was
leaving the country. You're such a patriotic person. Is it
true or false? Oh? Yes, I mean you love I mean,
you love this country someone you don't ever want to leave.
But we brought you to Italy.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yet it was fabulous, It was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Am I the son that you always really wanted?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm happy to have you as a son in law. No,
I have two sons, sure, but I really wanted.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, did you you wanted that last one? Because that
last place we wanted to do, that last son of
yours was six years after your last child. Yes, that's
such a long dry spell. You probably didn't think you
had a swimmer left in you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
He was a bonus baby, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Are you which mccaulet. Did you have a Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I did? You did?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm getting one next month.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Oh really, I'm almost sad to hear that no more babies.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, I can still have babies. Okay, I don't want
to explain to you how it works.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I got an idea.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I got it. You're saved up. You see you ever
look at that one section of our freezer. Those aren't ice cubes?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh god? Okay, thanks, all right, thanks?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Those in your teeth. Why do you need so much
ice in every drink I have?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Because we live in Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Well, but you're not in Florida when you're here, and
I've got a water machine that pipes out cold, cold water.
Yet you still need to put three hundred ice cubes in.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Every glass of course, by the way, and no ice
cubes out here. It's like being in Europe. I mean
you guys don't have any.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We have ice cubes, okay, okay, we all have today.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
At that fine restaurant we ate, there were no hardly
any ice cubes in anything.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Where do we eat yesterday? Oh that was a French restaurant? Yeah,
uh huh. They didn't put enough ice in there for you.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
No, they did not.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You're so weird about ice. You always have to have
ice in everything. Talk about your sex life.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Next question.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Talk to me about your first wife, Corby. I didn't
even know her.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Nate, that's it. Corby is a pretty name.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You were this is this is interesting to us for
one reason. I think I think other people find it's interesting.
You were married and and your your wife was married prior.
Neither one of you had children before that I know of.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
If you would have if you had stayed married to
your first wife and had a daughter, and I ended
up marrying her, would she be prettier than my current wife?
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's a good question. Corby's a good looking everyone was
a good looking woman. No, No, it couldn't be any
prettier in Carly.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
No, man, Okay, thank goodness. I just would hate to
know that I left something on the table. All right,
This is why I find this. How long were you married?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Uh, two and a half three years?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
How long you married? Now?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Forty forty years.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Thanks for asking, which one feels longer?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Forty years feels a much longer.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay, I'm teasing you. Now, how long was she married first?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I think about five years. Oh yeah, Mike, his name
was Mike.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I know he wrote a book and wrote about her.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
She's in the book. I've never read it, but you've
never read it. Now I read that you're going to.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You're gonna read that book. Come on, it's gotta be good.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Your first wife. This is why it's interesting. This is
why it's interesting because your kids were growing up, four kids.
You're happening here one day. My wife when she was
a child, she was probably ten eleven. She's at the
mall with with your wife, her mother, and some of
her kids, and she's eating at Philly cheese steak thing
(20:39):
in the food court. Which one is that one called Charlie.
She's eating Charlie's Philly Cheese steak in the mall.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
We love those?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
We love those?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You don't say that you don't love them anymore.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
We just financed one. I just I just financed on literally.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I did, all right, So we do love that. My
best cheese steak in the food court. They okay, we
love them all right. She's a young girl sitting there
and your wife says, she just slips up somehow and
says my first husband or something to that effect. And
Carly went, mom, what did you say you were married before?
(21:17):
And she, in typical fashion, not a woman that likes
to apologize ever, would you say that's fair, that's fair, okay,
and just was like, oh, your dad was married too,
that was her rebuttal. Then her world is rocked. She's
eating this cheese steak and she finds out for the
first time that her parents were both married before, and so,
(21:40):
why did you guys decide never to tell your children?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It just never came up. It just never came up.
And it was in the reference was to a friend
of theirs. Their parents had been married previously. And then
it just sounded so strange that she was saying that,
we're like, well, we've both been divorced and married and anyway,
it was a shock.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Can you still get into heaven?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
No, I don't know if that's how it works. I'll
start the first question. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I think I do? Yeah, I know you do. Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Okay, Well, I know you do because one time you
told me that you when you were staying in the
Memhile cabin, you said that you felt felt her. She
came in the first night, you said there was a
breeze or something came out. She did because you had
the windows open and it couldn't possibly be a breeze.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
And she loved so I'm pretty sure that was her.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
So it was a ghost.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, I think it was Mom, saying.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I I have a photo that I keep of her,
of me pulling her around in a sled and snow.
She loved it, and I have her binoculars. I believe
I didn't know that. Okay you didn't you have her binoculars.
I do. They're in that cabin.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh that's right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we keep.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
A pair of her binoculars there. I mean, I didn't
steal them. That's wrong with you. Let's talk about your
folks for a second. Your father recently passed away, but
you had great and I'm sorry about that. You had
great parents. Your father lived to be Howled ninety four,
ninety four, and your mother lived to be Howled eighty nine.
I believe now your mother knew a little bit more.
(23:10):
I spent a little bit more time with her. She
was is eccentric the right word? Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Different?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yes, I mean she was amazing, an amazing woman. She
was a sweetheart, just artistic, very artsy. You had, you know,
tell me about this. I had never quite understood it.
But she had a garden of bowling balls.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
That is correct in her house in Okaala, literally a
backyard full of metal steaks in the ground with bowling
balls on top of them.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Did she enjoy bowling?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yes, she was a good bowler, So I was my dad.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So you grew up in now you were born in Memphis,
but you grew up in Florida.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Fort Piers, Florida. Beautiful Fort Pierce.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Is it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Used to be?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
The water's pretty?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You just you love the state of Florida, don't you.
I do love Florida. What do you love so much
about Florida?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
The weather believer or not? It's still great. Played tennis
year round. Went to the University of Florida, so I
get to enjoy the sports almost year round with them.
All my friends are from Florida. We grew up in Florida.
It's a great place. Economy's booming.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Let's talk about the weather for a second. Yeah, before
we get into that booming economy. Okay, it is because
I feel like every time you're out here, all you
talk about is how great it feels to not be sweating.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
California has nicer weather. I'm sorry, Florida, it is very
nice out here.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Forget California.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
This isn't a contest, even though I know we won,
certainly financially. Do you enjoy just the humidity. I just
can't wrap my head around enjoying it.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
No, it's very humid. It is fun to sweat when
you're playing sports. But other than that, you're right, it's
a little uncomfortable just walking around and getting hot walking along.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Talk about your legs and your thighs.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
The legendary hallum thighs. Yes, let's not talk about that.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
We do not talk about weren't you voted best legs?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I was at a bank, at a bank contest. I
guess it was, so let's.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Just stop that it was at a bank contest. Uh,
my father in law was voted best legs.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That is a true story.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Why were they having such a horrible contest.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Sundraiser.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It was a fundraiser and you had to show your legs.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yes, it was pictures from the waist down in Jim Shortz.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
What was your banking nickname?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
That was Wow, given to me by a friend of mine,
the lonea ranger man.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Isn't that cool?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Wait, they're laughing. They don't get it. They don't You
don't get it. They don't get banking. It came with
a statue of a guy on a rearing horse with
a pistol.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It was great having worked in banking your entire career.
Please explain why banks are evil.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
If we're not evil, we're a necessary function. You have
to have banks for the economy to work.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
But you're huge, like you were recently fired from your
bank for em besling. That's not true, but regardless, you're
big into crypto. Walk me through that.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, the worst.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Please, you're not.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I don't get crypto.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
You never you never even thought you were going to
dabble into it.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
I don't understand it at any level. I'd love to
have somebody explain it to me. That made sense.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Is what is your job? Tell me what your job
really was.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I'm a commercial relationship manager and so all things business related.
We're kind of the quarterback of the team. So you
go out and try to get businesses to come do
their banking with your bank.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Do you sleep okay at night knowing you single handily
cause the two thousand and eight financial crisis?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
It keeps me up. Yes, hey thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Did you or did you not go to Tallahassee and
predict this, this financial housing market crash? Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I did, and I was totally ignored, but I did
do that. Can I do that? Great line? I have
to do this.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
This is what you want, your best line, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
It was a good line.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
You've got a good lines.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
So they called me up to testify. I was president
of the Mortgage Banker Association of Florida.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You don't have to tell us that we all know, okay.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Well, I was president of the NBAF and part of that.
They called me up to Tallahassee to speak before a
select committee and testify. And I said to him, we're
getting ready to have a housing crash in Florida, which
they totally blew me off. And I had this great line.
I said, you know, it's easier to get a license
(27:31):
to cut hair in Florida than it is to get
I said that backwards. I'm sorry, start over. It's easier
to get a mortgage broker license in Florida than it
is to get a license to cut hair. And I
said the difference is a bad haircut grows out in
thirty days, a bad mortgage you're stuck with for thirty years.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
And at that moment they all stopped what they were
doing and said we have we've got a crisis on
our hands. Or did they just say okay, what else?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
That was it? It went totally over their heads.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Who's on your mount rush of loan originators?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I will say currently my sales manager is an incredible producer.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Absolutely blows us away. How much he does, how much,
how much? What kind of numbers that we try. A
person comes into your office that you're dealing with, it
wants a loan a small business. What are they usually
asking for? What's a typical a good loan versus like
a normal run of the mill. One for.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
A good loan would be three four five million on
a normal loan might be five hundred thousand to a million.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
And what did they have on a three to four
million dollar loan. What do they have to have in
place for this to get approved by the bank?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Income stream, equity in the project, knowledge background.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
And yet sometimes your boss will still say no, you
can't do the loan, or.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
No, sometimes the bank doesn't want to do that kind
of loan. Sometimes your boss doesn't agree with the strength
of the loan.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Are you always trying to shove through any loan or not?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Necessarily? Never did a bad loan?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
You never did a bad loan in your life.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Only one that I ever knew was going to go bad.
It was a small line.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
That's pretty good. Yeah, all right, This question is from
a listener. As a commercial lending officer, what top percentage
of bankers were you in based on your quantity of loans?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Okay, that's from a viewer. That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I mean, did I say viewer, I'm sorry, I meant
I meant that was from you.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Top ten percent. I'm going to say.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Top ten percent in the whole state of Florida.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Oh no, No, as a as a commercial banker for
a smaller bank shell top ten percent production. Hm. I
was told that once, actually by a headhunter.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
By the way, speaking of hair, Yeah, you've got great hair.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh, thank you? No, what are you grown it long?
Now that you're right, I am. This is my pre
retirement cut.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
By the way, you look sharp today.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Thanks, it's your shirt. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
What brand is?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
This is Ralph Lauren Purple. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
That's another thing that I like to compare my two daddies,
my birth daddy and in you daddy. There's no world
where my dad has any clue what Ralph Lauren Purple is?
Did you do you guys even know what Ralph Lauren
purple is?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Not purple?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, Ralph Lauren everyone's heard of. But then there's a
high end line called Ralph Lauren Purple. And he whenever
shirts are a little small on me or whatever, I
pass them on here and he's like, oh, He's like,
that's a Ralph Lauren purple shirt. Just immediately excited. You
know so much about fashion. Where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I'm not sure. I always liked it. I don't know
where it started. My mom was into dressing, so I
think that's part.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Your mom was a sharp dresser.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
And she wanted us to look good, the kids look good.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I saw photos of her in I think it was London?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Is that true?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yes, she used to liked to go to London.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
He did love London.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yes, it's just like our bags and stuff like that.
It was just like just a little aristocrat, just a socialite.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
She looked okay, Memphis bell uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I liked it. Okay, So you but you care about
all those things. You like clothes? You like clothes. What's
your favorite favorite stop brand?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Harmani would still be my favorite. An Harmani suit? I
had many?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yes, yet I'm tailored. Now you have to what's your side?
You have to tailor five eight? You keep saying that,
but we all know true will measure. Sometimes. I should
get you an inversion table. Do you want to hang out?
I would, yes, I probably need that. Actually, I'll get
you an inversion table. We'll get that extra inch back there,
you please. You you wear risers in your shoes. It's
(31:36):
not true, but you used to wear suit to work
every day of your life, and now that that those
days are gone, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
It is sad. Banking has gotten very casual.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well right, but even even more casual retiring. Oh yeah,
for sure, are you going to when are you wearing
a suit? Just funerals that's it. Weddings, funerals and weddings.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
That'll be it.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
What do you want to be buried in? Do you
want to be buried or cremated? I'm cremating you, but whatever,
tell me what you want. I'd rather been buried, but
you can cremate me. I don't care. You have a
plot picked out?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Should we talk about that?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Okay, you want us to just ignore that?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
That's why do you care?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's one? Of course, it's way too early. My parents
have two plots. I think we're not We're not using them.
We're going we're going fertilizer. I'm gonna put my dad
in one of those. Uh those are the machines that
when you put fertilizer in your yard and just walk
them through the whole property. Yeah, that'd be kind of cute.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, we spread my mother's ashes in London.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
You reason, well, you you kept some for different locations?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yes, okay, part of vershere?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Where where did you just throw them willy nilly in London?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Or do you actually know? We were at a beautiful
park and I thought that was appropriate, saying it's not illegal? Probably?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, I don't think you're I don't think you're allowed
to just travel with human remains.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
No, you can. You have to. They give you a
box with a sign on it that says human remains. Yeah,
you do that?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Did you have? You had that? Yeah, that's something you
have to declare it customs.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I always do go with the customs. Just to be funny,
they like, do you have any to declare? I mean
I have human remains?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay. Now that you are retiring from commercial lending, what's
the next chapter? Relaxation? Death death is next right around
the corner. No, you yo, you've got at least thirty years. Oh,
it's so good.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
And if I match my dad, yeah yeah, thirty years. No,
that's twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
But oh whatever, Yeah, you can beat your dad by five?
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Okay, hope. So how much you weigh in today?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And what's what do you want to get to?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
One seventy five?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
One seventy five?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Lean lean help my tennis game?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh yeah yeah. Now, your serve is the ugliest thing
I've ever seen in sports.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh it's bad, my fast serve. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Let me let me tell you something. First of all,
here's how he tries to be. He quick serves, yet
it's a quick He's almost like when Curios would do
those underhand serge.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
He just.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's almost like he's playing table tennis. Work it works, No,
it's it's it's great. It's effective.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Okay, it's effective.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What's your rank intents? What would you be? What?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Doubles? I think I'm still a four to roh. Singles,
I would have to be a three to five O.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Best a three five? And how is your tennis game lately?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'm pretty good? Pretty good? No, you don't think so well?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
No, No, I mean because you haven't been playing as much.
Hopefully now with retirement you'll you'll play more. Are you
in the league currently?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Am not in the league. I do have a match
I try to play on Saturday mornings.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Is it mixed doubles?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
It's mixed doubles. Do you play with your wife? Not
very often because she's hard to play with? Can I
say that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You can say that, But aren't you're awful to play
with as well?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
You? That is true?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You aware yourself constantly. I recall one time playing you,
I think you were up in the in set one.
You might have been up five to one. Okay, yeah,
yet still if you missed a shot, you would be
like fuck God, you'd be like Mike, really, you weren't
even happy beating me five to one. You needed to
(35:21):
be winning five zero at the time, like you were
still getting mad at yourself if you missed a shot.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's a hallum thing. We have a very high bar
of our expectations. Sorry, competitive, super competitive, that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
I've been trying to get you to cross over to
the pickleball world and you're reluctant, but you will play
occasionally with us.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's a silly sport. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
You don't have to apologize to me. Who's your favorite
tennis player of all time?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Oh, na, doll, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It's your favorite of all time. Oh yeah, And you
never thought it was weird that that his pre serve
routine involved him picking his asshole and then wiping his face.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
That is a very weird tickie ass Yes.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
With his butt. He picks his butt, first, adjusts things,
touches three things, and then touches his face before every serve.
We'll go ahead and show that. Hey, it is your birthday,
but I always give everybody a gift that comes on
the show. Okay, so I had regifting I am regifting,
but also I went the extra mile and wrapped it.
(36:22):
So happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Daddy, Daniel. Do you want me to open us?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Take your time.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I'm afraid you're going to give me back something. But stumbling,
what do you say? That's that?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
What it is?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
It's underwear.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, you gave these back to me.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
And now I'm getting them back. Yeah. Thanks, Okay, these
are the ones I want back. Can I give you
the Nyland ones?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
No, I'm not giving You're keeping all of them. Here's
the Here's the thing, guys, I don't like whenever they
come visit. I have I have, like you know, I
have way too many rules of my life. But I
always say, guys, pack light. I'm always like, pack light,
don't check luggage, right, It's pretty pretty normal thing to say.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
And then they what do they do?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh, we had to check a bag because we brought
your son fifteen presents that he doesn't need.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
And now I'm now we're waiting.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
At the airport. Uh an extra forty five minutes or worse,
they have a connection. We missed the connection. We're gonna
stay in Dallas for the night. I'm like, yeah, how
is that? In the middle of the stream with you
with your luggage. So I stopped that. Now they only
will take take direct flights, and I said, you're no
longer traveling with luggage. All we're gonna We're gonna have
(37:44):
your California clothes here so that you don't have to
bring stuff. And then we got him. He got them
some underwear and stuff. Got your wife some sexy underwear.
Has she worn those four years?
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Has not? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
What get that taken care of? I didn't buy those
to not be worn.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Get those on her, those cute pajamas on. But I
haven't seen the sexy underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
No, you're gonna see that. So I get them some underwear,
and then he says, guys, this is too much underwear.
Take these back. So what am I gonna do? I'm
gonna go return something that I probably a three pack
that I bought, probably in an outlet store that costs
eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
You're keeping all of your underwear.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Those are nice? You'll like those? Those are those are?
I think I have cotton on them so that if
you have if you have some drip, it'll absorb it.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I need that. No, I don't I.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Have drip oh, man, if I get up too quickly,
put that on the floor. Did you finish telling me
about your sex life right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I did.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
You've been married for how many years?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Forty?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Just turn forty, just turn forty. You'll love her more
today than you did the day married her?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Best thing I ever?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Did you think you'll ever get remarried?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
No? Never?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
What do you think are a few of the keys
to staying happily married?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
H keep her happy, she's always right, let her pick
where she wants to eat dinner, leave her alone?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
How's that these are tales of a beaten man? How
many years did you think Carly and I would be married?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
I think you guys have a good marriage. Do you
want me to guess how many.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Years when we first decided to get married did you think, Oh,
this is not gonna last.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Or this is gonna last?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
How long?
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I trust Carly?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well, I know, but everyone gets married hoping it lasts forever.
But that's not the reality. Well, I got news for you.
We're ending it. Okay, there it is, no No, I'm
happy it's gonna be. I always think if if there
was like a way to actual measure love, that that
(39:54):
I love Carly more than she loves me if if
there was, and I think she agrees which way, No,
I think she agrees that I probably love her more
than she loves me. If there if it was an
actual thing that you could measure. Now I posed to hear, well,
I pose the question to you. Do you think you
love your wife more than she loves.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Oh, that's a fact that's not disputed.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
That makes me laugh. That's silly. I still can't believe
you caused the two thousand and eight crisis. Next time
on Tash Show, talk about the cancer and all the
ass play that was involved. Yes, so you did some marijuana. Yeah,
we smoked, and you were like, oh, what did you
just say?
Speaker 3 (40:43):
That's a great story. That could be incorrect.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Does that incorrect?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
That's incorrect.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I was the evil person. I think it was in
a wheelchair too. That was the evil old white guy.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
You ever pooped your pants as an adult?
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Probably pash Shop. Fascinating. I want to thank my father
in law, Greg for being on the podcast. And you
know what he told me right after we wrapped carl
and he said, he goes Garrett. That's that's the other boyfriend.
(41:18):
That was my second favorite boyfriend that my wife had.
Pete chimed in immediately Garrett fucked your wife. Go right
right in front of Greg. It's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Came to his eye.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, Carl, there was so much good stuff in that interview.
We decided to break precedent. We're gonna make it a
two parter, Eddie. Hit the trumpets. It's a two part
We're gonna We're gonna finish this up next week. There
was so much gold in there. And talking to my father, Oh,
I'm gonna get him in so much trouble. No, I
(41:54):
can't say. The guy wouldn't stop telling me stuff. All right,
we gotta do the plugs. You're doing stand up anywhere.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I got some gigs Stir Crazy and Glendale, a lounge
at the end of the Universe in Boise and go
Bananas and Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Jesus Christ, When when are all these dates? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Throughout the rest of the year, you gotta go to
I'm just leaving it open ended.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
You gotta go to. Where do you go to? Eddie?
Gosling dot com.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Is Eightygosling dot Com used to be big poll tight
hole dot com, but Uh, people were afraid to click
on the link because I thought it was a porn side.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
So you know, you can still go to Men's Butts
dot com to get my tour dates. That's right, Speaking
of weird websites, if you can't afford to go anywhere,
why don't you go? This is an is a free plog. Really,
I just it's a website. Just go to map crunch
dot com. It's uh, it'll basically transport you to any
random street view somewhere in the world. It's just a
(42:50):
fun little website to play with. Anyway. I don't I
don't get paid for that. The goats available all episodes
on Prime. Boys Wear Pink dot com. Purchase the rest
of the clothes so my wife can stop complaining to
me that she has to ship stuff. My tour gonna
be a second Show's add in Honolulu, New Orleans, let's go.
(43:10):
I want to sell that show out. I want to
add a second show there. I love New Orleans anyway,
Another bedtime story from my son. We'll see you guys
next week with part two of Daddy in Law.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
One super Time. Maybe a dot with Rim and the King.
There people on the beach like paddle it be so thin,
pop up and they get a show and Madonna up
and then suddenly they gone and they all care. They
(43:49):
land na you can't think yeah, and then lam back
home shut. They locked the do not all of the
doll so nothing will comment. Then something happened the house
were adult, they knew what happened that they electrically went
(44:14):
off in their house and there was somebody huge fort
tour the needing doll huge ful. Oh oh, they saw
flock at the beat and then they were trying to
eat it. But it were you benet. That didn't happen.
(44:36):
What those so sad? That saved it? The fat China,
they saved it all anybody. The Chino went so sad.
The four man.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Aft him, what are you?
Speaker 6 (44:51):
What do you don't know what you're saying? The workman
after him.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
The fucking at him, the frost no, the face frost no.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
A sloth yeah, a slaw.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I got it, but they were two fold so did.
And then then on the cheetah, and the cheetah went
sofa and then he done in the cheea car.
Speaker 6 (45:19):
The cheetah has a car.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
It was just a Halloween tattoo.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Who was dressed up like a cheetah.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
Maybe out now a real cheeter a.
Speaker 6 (45:31):
Real cheetah dressed up like a cheetah. Yeah, is this
the end of the story? No, when does it end?
Because it makes it's just gone ten minutes, oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
And then something happens. The animal wam back, but the
molten lamb the more it team. What do you see me?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
Bidden to come from flane ruled.
Speaker 6 (45:58):
I don't know, d n
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