July 6, 2023 • 30 mins
Devin and Carolina discuss their dating adventures and the pros and cons of sending a double text (mostly cons) then discuss the newest episode of The Bachelorette! Charity’s sanity, her brother’s obsession with disguises, Brayden’s earrings and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, hello, and welcome to True Romance. This is Carolina Barlow.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is your friend Devin Leary.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We have started a journey which I thought I was
done with. I thought I was done with Bachelor. I
thought I was done with the Bachelorette. I thought this
was my past, and yet I found myself blogging onto Hulo.
I found myself starting a journey with Charity, who I
do really like.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I love Charity, and I thought I liked her too much.
I thought she was gonna I thought her season would
not bring anything to the table, just because she's too
nice and normal to have drama.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
She's not Claire Crawley's imitation of June Diana Raphael.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's actually not, although there is one.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It just even even as far away as they get
from June Diane Raphael's character, the setups of the show
are still so like Burning Love, Like there's a preview
at the beginning of the episode of the season ahead,
and why do they always have to have the thing
where someone's like and he's not serious about this process?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like they show her saying what.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The time says, it's like spring break, Yeah, and she's like,
it's like spring break. You're like you're staying at a
hotel dating someone.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, and also, like the new sketch on, I think
you should leave.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's like a bachelor style dating show. And Tim Robinson
plays one character who just is there for the zipline.
She's like, I feel like you're only here because you
want to go on the zipline, and he's like, that's
not true. So they can't help but be a parody
of themselves. But she is a child and family therapist.
She loves twenty seven, which is a little young, but
(01:55):
it's like, sh she could be settling down.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm so desperate right now to fall in love that
I found myself really feeling as though I was embodying her.
Like for instance, when a guy had his you know,
five minutes with her and he had a gift from
his parents to her, including a letter, I found myself moved.
I didn't think that's insane. I didn't have the usual
(02:20):
I've really seen my loneliness unfortunately in this first episode.
Because I didn't have my usual responses, which is when
she said, uh, give me my husband, give give me
my husband, give me my husband, I didn't think crazy,
crazy crazy. I thought, yes, yes, I'm sure your husband
is here. I want to talk about a few of
the positions, few of the occupations that we find gentleman
(02:42):
in because I really did think that she had some
good guys. I mean, there's the guy who's studying autoimmune
disease because his mom suffers from one. Anyone with a
tragic backstory gets me in bed. That's just if you
have a slightly sad backstory, I will have sex with you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He knits.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We have a firefighter. We have an underwater welder. And
I didn't know those still existed. I thought that was
more of a World War two thing. But I guess
you know, ships still do exist. They still are in
the harbors.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh that's what that is.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, Like he fixes booboos on ships and cruises.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But does he have to go underwater to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He certainly does in that big dopey helmet. That guy, Like,
that's the kind of guy where his lifestyle would probably
bother me after a few dates.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Can I just say though, like I think the underwater welder,
the zeitgeist is against his favor, Like everyone's so against
underwater right now. It's like we had the sill, we
have the orcas fighting back. So it's kind of like
if he had been a drone pilot in the Obama years, right,
the equivalent of being an underwater welder in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But yeah, best of luck to all.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I really was starting to think, Wow, charity has such
a nice election of men, and Ben comes the pro
wrestler who I actually struggled to look at. He had
to go tee that. I thought he was a plant.
I thought he was a joke. If he was wearing it,
it was yeah, that's the right word for it. I
literally paused because I was having I was having trouble
(04:19):
looking at him and his shirtless goal and wearing a
gold mask. If it's not John Cena. No thank you
to wrestlers, I don't have time.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Really. I think a lot of them are really hot.
But not this one.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Not not this one. He's wearing a any I have
this rule about men in suits. Nothing fun, nothing funky.
You're not Tom Sandoval. Tom Sandoval shouldn't be I get
what you're saying, right, wearing Tom Sandival. It should be
black navy, no fun suits.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Agree, not even a linen sarsucker.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, no, no, no, no, Why do you need to show
your personality, have a personality that you show. You know,
they say yourself, they say express yourself. I'm gonna make
an argument, don't maybe keep things to yourself. Maybe don't
express yourself through fashion. Yeah, and that's a hot take.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No, Also, I didn't think this topic would come up.
Any man with a Rick and Morty T shirt do
not trust him. And also, the whole Rick and Morty
universe is full of inside jokes and insider references. So
a lot of these T shirts you see and you think, oh,
(05:36):
something about apples, Okay, who cares? Oh something about a pickle?
Like that has nothing to do with me. Okay, you
need to.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Look these things up. You need to understand any.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Possible T shirt that could reference Rick and Morty so
that you can save yourself from years of suffering.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You need to do this. People back in the world
dating straight men.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Anyone who dates a straight man has men on their
clicked off on their dating apps.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm taking a break from the bachelorette discourse to admit
that I have sent two direct requests in the past
few weeks on Riya and those aren't cheap.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay, Can I ask what happened to the First of all,
what is a direct request on Riya?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't actually know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's basically, you're not waiting for the person to match
you back. You're sending them a message and they'll see
it no matter what exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, were these celebrities.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
One of them was in the world of Hollywood, a
celebrity for a famous show he created. I don't know
why I'm like hiding this. He was one of the
Duffer brothers who created Stranger Things. Okay, that's cool. And
he was in Atlanta where I was. So I was like,
this is fine, let's go on a date in Atlanta.
Did you respond? Did you respond?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You might?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
What else say is I did not go on a
date in Atlanta, and I did not get a response.
That was unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I will say that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I also couldn't tell if he was of my height,
which would have been uncomfortable upon meeting, not because again
I would be weird, but because ninety nine point nine
eight percent of men are weird when they find out
they're not as tall as me.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, oh, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm on the expensive version of Riyah where I can
search professions in cities. Now this isn't very useful, one
might say. But then I realized that I could look
up chefs in Los Angeles. Ha As a magician once said, Aha,
or I.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Just sent I just sent a rose to a chef
on Hinge.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, I think that. You know, if we end up
with chefs, we've we've hacked the system, We've cracked the code.
So he was really really, really really really hot. He's
out of my league. I would say, butts, no tattoos,
but all dark and handsome.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, now let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
We both communicated about sending a double message last week.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Did you send the double message?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I sure did. I did not get a response. But
what I'm choosing to look at right now is I
have not put myself out there in years. I'm putting
myself out there. I'm opening myself up and that is
really cool and something I did not expect to do.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I totally agree, what about you? So I sent the
double message. So my thing was that I had met
this person in person at a party and asked for
their number, and then I messaged with them for about
a day and they stopped responding for like another full day,
and so I double messaged to my previous thing and said,
(08:47):
do you want to hang out sometime? The person responded
and said, oh yeah, let's hang out on Thursday, okay,
and you get your hopes up.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I would do, Yeah, I would do, Yeah, I would do.
We go on a date, lot of fun. I was
enjoying myself. I was trying to read this person, but
they were very confusing to read, and I couldn't tell
if they liked me, but I definitely liked them, probably
a red flag that I even am drawn to them.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I think the date goes great. We text the next day.
That was Friday. Last thing I said was a.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Very easy question to respond to and never heard from
them again.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
But I think the thing I'm telling myself is clearly
that person showed themselves as a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Loser because there was Well, the thing is, I don't
want to date a fucking loser.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So I actually triple message to him and told him
what a loser he is and how he's so unlucky
to be such a loser to have never responded to me.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And I'm waiting on a rest bonds and one word
for that is smooth. Did you really write him back
after a question, No, I didn't. I think two things,
one of which is an old version of myself. If
(10:22):
that had happened to me, have well, A I probably
would have been drinking and would have written him drunk,
being like I want to have sex with you. So
the world is lucky to be spared that personality of mine.
But I think I would have still tried to pursue someone.
So I do think it's cool that you're like, oh,
this person is a loser. I don't want to date
(10:43):
anyone who's not responding to me.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's disrespectful to not respond, Like if you've actually been
on a date with someone, you have to just say
like I'm not into this, or I don't have space
for this.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, I mean cela vi or I was trying to
say our revoir I speak French, a vida's a yeah,
good and good night. I have a question, which is,
were there any characteristics of this person that you've never
dated before or that you would like to find in
(11:15):
someone else besides attractiveness? And I asked that because I'm
right now looking for things that I've never received before.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, honestly, like, there wasn't anything that I was like WHOA,
this is like something I just found this person really
easy to talk to, Like we met at a party
and had like a really like interesting conversation and then
I thought they were really smart and like funny and interesting.
But I've definitely met a lot of smart, funny, interesting
(11:46):
people who I like to talk to, so it's not
like there.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Was anything super special.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And I have a follow up, Okay, what are traits
that you have never had before? Do you think that
you were looking for in a partner or relationship.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I think the main thing is like total comfort and certainty,
Like I know this person loves me and I love
them like there's no doubt, there's no feeling of having
to win this person over, convince them I'm worth it,
like do all the right things to make sure they
(12:22):
stick around. Like I've never just felt like, Wow, this person.
I believe everything they're saying. I trust them. They definitely
love me as much as I love them, and they're
like totally gonna take care of me and I'm gonna
take care Like I've never felt mutual, like I think
I love in a way that's like very unconditional and
(12:43):
like blind kind of and I don't think I've ever
received that back.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, I can identify with that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
What about you?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I think, yeah, unconditional. I think I'll just say shout
out to you, Oni Shira, we love him. I've dated
someone who I I could trust. This person will be
with me if I gay ten pounds. This person will
be with me if I don't wear makeup tonight. When
I see him, he might like me more with makeup on.
But this person will not comment on that. I don't know.
(13:13):
I you know, my last boyfriend, I remember saying which
dress should I wear? And he was like, you look
good in both? And that sounds very obvious, But I hadn't.
I really enjoyed that quality. But I will say that
I am looking for that again. And now that I'm
an adult, I'm not twenty four anymore. I'm not even
(13:36):
twenty six anymore. I'm looking for an even bigger commitment
because I'm looking for and this sounds so actually, I
don't care, this sounds so bachelorette. I'm looking for a husband.
I really want to get married. I really want a partner.
And that sounds so vulnerable to say, but it's something
I've really realized recently. Was that, like I don't really
want a date. I really want to find someone, and
(13:58):
I know that dating is the past to do that.
But I'm not looking for the lifestyle of Carrie Bradshaw
turns Out or Samantha Jones. I don't want to fuck around.
I don't really crave that as much. I really crave partnership,
and I really crave someone who's on my team and
that I don't have to worry about. And I think,
(14:19):
to make a long story short, that is what I'm
looking for is someone I don't have to worry about.
And when I say worry about, I mean I can
be preoccupied with my own stuff and trust that they
know their happiness is their responsibility and I don't have
to attend mood at all.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Totally.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think that I have sometimes taken responsibility for my
partner's feelings without even them asking. And I think that,
like finding someone who knows how to take care of
themselves emotionally is really important. And I think that, like
what you're saying, when you find someone who's really committed
to you, you can relax in a way that completely
(15:00):
lets you focus on your own life. Yes, which I'm
also really like doing. I like focusing on my life.
I like, not worrying about anything except Braiden.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Who Braiden the traveling nurse from The Bachelorette who wears
earrings and a scarf.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So Braiden looks like from the teaser for the upcoming season,
like he's going to be trouble. But I will say
that I thought it was so weird. How first of all,
I'm not going to even get into the disguise that
Charity's brother wears that makes him look absolutely bananas cuckoo crazy,
And I was like, obviously, any of these contestants with
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a working brain are going to be like, Okay, this
is some sort of gimmick because the camera is on
the bartender who's asking us all these personal questions. But yes,
Charity's brothers dresses up in a spy get up and
says that he's going to listen in. Now, what I
would have heard more, what I would have flagged for
my sister is the guy who was like, yeah, I'm
(16:02):
much more into curvacious women because Charity is really skinny.
But I would have flagged that for Charity, being like
someone has already like clarified that they you're not like
their typical type. But instead what he flags is that
Brayden was so excited that they kissed and thought that
he was going to get the first impression rows And
I was like, this is when I really liked Charity,
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because I feel like the Claire Krawalleys of the world,
the Tashas of the world, would have been like, you
are disrespecting me, Like they would have really used it
as like some kind of thing to make it. They
would have used it as a dramatic moment. Instead, Charity
is like, yeah, I completely get why you felt that way,
(16:42):
because I do really like you. Well, also it was like,
was I surprised she chose Clark Kent and with diamond
earrings on? Yeah. There was a lot of a lot
hotter guys.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Who said that he has wanderlust like Aladdin and that
he just wants to travel the world and jump off
cliffs and.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Does he think Aladdin is a real person?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I think I think he really does. But it was
also funny.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
One of the recaps I was reading was saying that
the one guy he was like one of the first
guys they showed, he's really hot and really tall. I
forget his job, and it's like something really impressive. And
his name's Aaron and he said, or you can pronounce
it aa Ron, which is a reference to the show
Key and Peal, and the recap was it's from the
(17:30):
Vulture recap was like making fun of how like no
one in the Bachelor universe would ever get that reference
because it's like a smart comedy show that like no one.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So she was just like, oh, okay, hen how I
get that. Yeah, but anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Brandon was definitely weird and I can see he's going
to be drama in the future. But I also think
it's even weirder that her brother wanted to listen to
men talk about dating his sister and then like afterwards
said he felt weird about that, And I respect that
she didn't listen to it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It would be funny if every episode her brother shows
up in disguise, in.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Like worse and worse disguises and listening for different things.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
He like comes to overnights.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He's dressed as as succulent in the fantasy suits.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yes exactly, he has like prosthetics on.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I also think that it's messed up that she like
pranked Braiden kind of like she was like, so I
have to talk to you because like my brother.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And then he's like, oh, psych on me.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Never mind, I get to say, that's like how this
whole show is though. We also another interesting character that
shows up right after Brayden is the father Spencer.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
There's just I have pillars of the Bachelor franchise and
Spencer the father who when one of my favorite parts
of this episode was Charity saying and that must be
really like really hard, like leaving him to do this,
and Spencer goes, uh, yeah, like I'll actually really keptn
(19:04):
thought about it, but kind of sure.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
He said it in the most creepiest way possible.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
He said, I have a little boy, and like, for
some reason, my first thought was like does he like
did he kidnap a child? And like he has a
little bit of drunk home my car. Yeah, Like I
was like what and then he's like my son. Then
he's like, is it weird that that was so hard
for me to tell you?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And she's like, no, what anyone who is crying this early?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Seek help?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
He cried uncontrollably in the in the confessional, which you
know they filmed that after like they filmed the confessionals
about the row ceremony after the rose ceremony, so they're
they're cutting to him in a confessional and he's uncontrollably
crying about like, what could possibly happen if Charity rejects him?
After he opened up about having a little boy, severe.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I would say, maybe you're not ready to go out there.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I have a few behind the scenes details about the
Bachelor Bachelor Atte franchise, which I learned from a PA
who worked on Hannah's season.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
She said, hey, that Hannah would get black out drunk
at every date and so we had to edit it
before the end of the day. That's incredible, I thought
was iconic. They also said that they would buy twelve
hundred dollars worth of alcohol for the contestants and they
would go through it so quickly because there was nothing
to do except drink.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Well, that is interesting because you know, you don't often
see people get super fucked up on the Bachelor franchise.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
This is only Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
But I was talking to someone yesterday who said that
on Love Island they have a two drink minimum, so
none of the contestants can ever get.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Drunk, which is you mean maximum? Oh? Maximum? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, I was like, Damn, they're really serious about causing drama.
Two drinks by noon.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
So that's interesting because it's like an American reality show
is so the opposite, Like the point is like being
blackout for drama. But yeah, it looks like on this
show they were like excited to.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Drink and get fucked up.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Like maybe this cast is going to be like the
Jersey Shore of Bacherette cast, So that would be fun.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I have Speaking of getting fucked up, Speaking of reality TV,
I have an announcement. I would like to invite you.
If you're not already on it, but I suspect you
must be and our listeners, and it's something that I
would love to do an episode on. I'm interested in
getting into the world of below Deck Sailing Yacht.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Are you joking?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I literally recommended that on this podcast like three episodes ago.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
So I do remember. I do think that is the
first seed that was planted, and I would like to
I have heard some relationship focused drama on that show,
specifically about a guy going down on a girl when
she was not on her period, but he thought she
was on her period and scolded her for that. So
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that interaction I find to be traumatic, and I will
have to experience it firsthand.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, this season is really good.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
That is appearing, and until the new season of VPR,
which I was really excited to see that they're filming,
I will have to watch that. I'm currently watching season
six of vander Pump Rolls, and that is, of course
when Jack's cheats on Brittany with faith and while a
elderly woman is asleep nearby. But I will have to
(22:54):
keep going and explore a new Bravo universe.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I would like to invite you and all of our
listeners to watch what is one of the only dating
shows that I have wanted to actually go on. I
watched it and thought this should be me. I should
be there. This looks like a fucking dream. It's called
Swiping America on Max. It's about four singles, one gay woman,
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one gay man, and two straight women who travel across America,
staying in really nice airbnbs and going on dates with
random people. The reason why the show looks so fun
and is so good is because they all live in
a house together, so they like go on dates and
then they're like, okay, is anyone bringing anyone home? There's
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a friendship element they all become friends. They all like
talk about relationships and love and what holds them back
and what helps them, and all the characters are really likable.
And a guy that I went on a date with
is in one of the episodes.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Wow, you just can't stop dating reality TV stars.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I know.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I went on two dates with him actually, and he
is randomly one of the guys that a girl on
the show goes on a date with and nothing happens.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But anyway, that show is amazing, highly reck.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I will start with below Deck. I need one thing
at a time, and then I will watch Swiping America
because I need that aspect and it's why I love
Bachelor in Paradise. I need that aspect of socializing, a
fun of group, of group therapy, no of group shenanigans.
(24:43):
I like seeing people match up. I like seeing people
break up by like seeing hookups. I'm just that kind
of kooky on who likes my stories.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I love the friggin stories.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I love my friggin stories. Okay, I have a question
for you, which is you are coming out of? And
I have an answer for this, So I'm curious if
you do, what is your coming out of the limo
move if you were on The Bachelor and you were
a contestant.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So bachelor standing there waiting, bachelor doesn't know who's gonna
come out, and first they think they see nothing, but
then when they look low down on the ground, they
see a little fluffy guy named Cookie sauntering out.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I predicted this in my head. Continue then I get out.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm hysterically crying. My hair is a mess, I'm covered
in dirt. I says, I wait, seen my side. I
even see my side.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I've lost my side.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
And then he's like, oh, do you mean your cat?
And I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, you
found him, you found my son. And then I go
into a long explanation of why I'm not a bad mother.
I just lost track of him. The limo is so
big and he's so small. And then I say, can
I use your bathroom and just walk into the mansion?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Can I respond and say? What? I think? The outcome
for that is going to be three words? First impression, Rose,
it's yours.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
The Baden Globe nomination, it's yours.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
What would your entrance be?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So this is inspired by the world's most successful jumper,
which is the occupation question Mark is that an occupation
of one of charity's contestants who can jump very high?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So the first thing he does is does a backflip.
I do not like backflips. I don't like seeing people
do them and very It stresses me out, it scares me.
I'm just so worried about people's next. In fact, I
dated someone who could do a backlip, and I said,
please never do a backlip again, because I'm worried you'll
get into break your neck. My last boyfriend. Really, yes,
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that's it. I know it's so crazy. I know it's nuts, okay,
But what I would do is come out of the limo.
I would be holding a box. I would say, my
name's Carolina, and not only am I sweet. I would
open up the box and there'd be a dozen donuts inside,
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and I would say, but I have an appetite for love.
And I would hand him one donut and then I
would eat one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten eleven donuts in succession in front of him. It
might take me twenty minutes. I would say, keep the
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camera rolling. Maybe they'd have to sit down at a
certain point. I would not stop until all those donuts
were done, and if he's still interested, and if I
get a rose, that is someone I could really see
myself marrying.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Okay, two words in response to that, what I'm die,
I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
We are going to continue this journey. Today is a
short episode, but we have so much more to offer
in terms of charity season and in terms of my
journey on Below Deck Sailing Out, which I will be
starting because I want to be a part of a community.
I want to make more friends, and I believe this
is the way to do it. I want to get
closer to my friend Devin, and I really believe this
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is a way that we can grow our friendship.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
We're going to do an episode on this most recent
season of Blowdeck Sailing Up and all the trials and
tribulations that occur.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Life is not easy, especially when you're on a boat
or submersible. As we have come to learn, May they
rest in peace and no, but this is different.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
It's different because.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Ha ha, we're not when you're on Below Deck Sailing yacht.
When you're when you're watching it, you're you're you're on
the side of the poppers.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Nothing that is what is poppers besides a loosening agent.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
P A U P e R. Poppers.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh, you mean like you're literally on the side of
the below deck, like the downstairs.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
The downstairs, so you're not part of the submersible crowd.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Got got well. From Popper to Popper. I love you Devin,
love you Caroled.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I want.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Suits so romantic lovele baby, don't leave me, haggin. I
want truths.
Oh, hello, and welcome to True Romance. This is Carolina Barlow.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is your friend Devin Leary.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We have started a journey which I thought I was
done with. I thought I was done with Bachelor. I
thought I was done with the Bachelorette. I thought this
was my past, and yet I found myself blogging onto Hulo.
I found myself starting a journey with Charity, who I
do really like.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I love Charity, and I thought I liked her too much.
I thought she was gonna I thought her season would
not bring anything to the table, just because she's too
nice and normal to have drama.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
She's not Claire Crawley's imitation of June Diana Raphael.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's actually not, although there is one.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It just even even as far away as they get
from June Diane Raphael's character, the setups of the show
are still so like Burning Love, Like there's a preview
at the beginning of the episode of the season ahead,
and why do they always have to have the thing
where someone's like and he's not serious about this process?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like they show her saying what.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The time says, it's like spring break, Yeah, and she's like,
it's like spring break. You're like you're staying at a
hotel dating someone.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, and also, like the new sketch on, I think
you should leave.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's like a bachelor style dating show. And Tim Robinson
plays one character who just is there for the zipline.
She's like, I feel like you're only here because you
want to go on the zipline, and he's like, that's
not true. So they can't help but be a parody
of themselves. But she is a child and family therapist.
She loves twenty seven, which is a little young, but
(01:55):
it's like, sh she could be settling down.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm so desperate right now to fall in love that
I found myself really feeling as though I was embodying her.
Like for instance, when a guy had his you know,
five minutes with her and he had a gift from
his parents to her, including a letter, I found myself moved.
I didn't think that's insane. I didn't have the usual
(02:20):
I've really seen my loneliness unfortunately in this first episode.
Because I didn't have my usual responses, which is when
she said, uh, give me my husband, give give me
my husband, give me my husband, I didn't think crazy,
crazy crazy. I thought, yes, yes, I'm sure your husband
is here. I want to talk about a few of
the positions, few of the occupations that we find gentleman
(02:42):
in because I really did think that she had some
good guys. I mean, there's the guy who's studying autoimmune
disease because his mom suffers from one. Anyone with a
tragic backstory gets me in bed. That's just if you
have a slightly sad backstory, I will have sex with you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He knits.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We have a firefighter. We have an underwater welder. And
I didn't know those still existed. I thought that was
more of a World War two thing. But I guess
you know, ships still do exist. They still are in
the harbors.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh that's what that is.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, Like he fixes booboos on ships and cruises.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But does he have to go underwater to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He certainly does in that big dopey helmet. That guy, Like,
that's the kind of guy where his lifestyle would probably
bother me after a few dates.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Can I just say though, like I think the underwater welder,
the zeitgeist is against his favor, Like everyone's so against
underwater right now. It's like we had the sill, we
have the orcas fighting back. So it's kind of like
if he had been a drone pilot in the Obama years, right,
the equivalent of being an underwater welder in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
But yeah, best of luck to all.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I really was starting to think, Wow, charity has such
a nice election of men, and Ben comes the pro
wrestler who I actually struggled to look at. He had
to go tee that. I thought he was a plant.
I thought he was a joke. If he was wearing it,
it was yeah, that's the right word for it. I
literally paused because I was having I was having trouble
(04:19):
looking at him and his shirtless goal and wearing a
gold mask. If it's not John Cena. No thank you
to wrestlers, I don't have time.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Really. I think a lot of them are really hot.
But not this one.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Not not this one. He's wearing a any I have
this rule about men in suits. Nothing fun, nothing funky.
You're not Tom Sandoval. Tom Sandoval shouldn't be I get
what you're saying, right, wearing Tom Sandival. It should be
black navy, no fun suits.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Agree, not even a linen sarsucker.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, no, no, no, no, Why do you need to show
your personality, have a personality that you show. You know,
they say yourself, they say express yourself. I'm gonna make
an argument, don't maybe keep things to yourself. Maybe don't
express yourself through fashion. Yeah, and that's a hot take.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
No, Also, I didn't think this topic would come up.
Any man with a Rick and Morty T shirt do
not trust him. And also, the whole Rick and Morty
universe is full of inside jokes and insider references. So
a lot of these T shirts you see and you think, oh,
(05:36):
something about apples, Okay, who cares? Oh something about a pickle?
Like that has nothing to do with me. Okay, you
need to.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Look these things up. You need to understand any.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Possible T shirt that could reference Rick and Morty so
that you can save yourself from years of suffering.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You need to do this. People back in the world
dating straight men.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Anyone who dates a straight man has men on their
clicked off on their dating apps.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm taking a break from the bachelorette discourse to admit
that I have sent two direct requests in the past
few weeks on Riya and those aren't cheap.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay, Can I ask what happened to the First of all,
what is a direct request on Riya?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I don't actually know what that is.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's basically, you're not waiting for the person to match
you back. You're sending them a message and they'll see
it no matter what exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, were these celebrities.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
One of them was in the world of Hollywood, a
celebrity for a famous show he created. I don't know
why I'm like hiding this. He was one of the
Duffer brothers who created Stranger Things. Okay, that's cool. And
he was in Atlanta where I was. So I was like,
this is fine, let's go on a date in Atlanta.
Did you respond? Did you respond?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You might?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
What else say is I did not go on a
date in Atlanta, and I did not get a response.
That was unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I will say that.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I also couldn't tell if he was of my height,
which would have been uncomfortable upon meeting, not because again
I would be weird, but because ninety nine point nine
eight percent of men are weird when they find out
they're not as tall as me.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, oh, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm on the expensive version of Riyah where I can
search professions in cities. Now this isn't very useful, one
might say. But then I realized that I could look
up chefs in Los Angeles. Ha As a magician once said, Aha,
or I.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Just sent I just sent a rose to a chef
on Hinge.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, I think that. You know, if we end up
with chefs, we've we've hacked the system, We've cracked the code.
So he was really really, really really really hot. He's
out of my league. I would say, butts, no tattoos,
but all dark and handsome.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Okay, now let me ask you this.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
We both communicated about sending a double message last week.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Did you send the double message?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I sure did. I did not get a response. But
what I'm choosing to look at right now is I
have not put myself out there in years. I'm putting
myself out there. I'm opening myself up and that is
really cool and something I did not expect to do.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I totally agree, what about you? So I sent the
double message. So my thing was that I had met
this person in person at a party and asked for
their number, and then I messaged with them for about
a day and they stopped responding for like another full day,
and so I double messaged to my previous thing and said,
(08:47):
do you want to hang out sometime? The person responded
and said, oh yeah, let's hang out on Thursday, okay,
and you get your hopes up.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I would do, Yeah, I would do, Yeah, I would do.
We go on a date, lot of fun. I was
enjoying myself. I was trying to read this person, but
they were very confusing to read, and I couldn't tell
if they liked me, but I definitely liked them, probably
a red flag that I even am drawn to them.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I think the date goes great. We text the next day.
That was Friday. Last thing I said was a.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Very easy question to respond to and never heard from
them again.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
But I think the thing I'm telling myself is clearly
that person showed themselves as a.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Loser because there was Well, the thing is, I don't
want to date a fucking loser.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So I actually triple message to him and told him
what a loser he is and how he's so unlucky
to be such a loser to have never responded to me.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And I'm waiting on a rest bonds and one word
for that is smooth. Did you really write him back
after a question, No, I didn't. I think two things,
one of which is an old version of myself. If
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that had happened to me, have well, A I probably
would have been drinking and would have written him drunk,
being like I want to have sex with you. So
the world is lucky to be spared that personality of mine.
But I think I would have still tried to pursue someone.
So I do think it's cool that you're like, oh,
this person is a loser. I don't want to date
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anyone who's not responding to me.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's disrespectful to not respond, Like if you've actually been
on a date with someone, you have to just say
like I'm not into this, or I don't have space
for this.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, I mean cela vi or I was trying to
say our revoir I speak French, a vida's a yeah,
good and good night. I have a question, which is,
were there any characteristics of this person that you've never
dated before or that you would like to find in
(11:15):
someone else besides attractiveness? And I asked that because I'm
right now looking for things that I've never received before.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, honestly, like, there wasn't anything that I was like WHOA,
this is like something I just found this person really
easy to talk to, Like we met at a party
and had like a really like interesting conversation and then
I thought they were really smart and like funny and interesting.
But I've definitely met a lot of smart, funny, interesting
(11:46):
people who I like to talk to, so it's not
like there.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Was anything super special.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
And I have a follow up, Okay, what are traits
that you have never had before? Do you think that
you were looking for in a partner or relationship.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I think the main thing is like total comfort and certainty,
Like I know this person loves me and I love
them like there's no doubt, there's no feeling of having
to win this person over, convince them I'm worth it,
like do all the right things to make sure they
(12:22):
stick around. Like I've never just felt like, Wow, this person.
I believe everything they're saying. I trust them. They definitely
love me as much as I love them, and they're
like totally gonna take care of me and I'm gonna
take care Like I've never felt mutual, like I think
I love in a way that's like very unconditional and
(12:43):
like blind kind of and I don't think I've ever
received that back.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, I can identify with that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
What about you?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I think, yeah, unconditional. I think I'll just say shout
out to you, Oni Shira, we love him. I've dated
someone who I I could trust. This person will be
with me if I gay ten pounds. This person will
be with me if I don't wear makeup tonight. When
I see him, he might like me more with makeup on.
But this person will not comment on that. I don't know.
(13:13):
I you know, my last boyfriend, I remember saying which
dress should I wear? And he was like, you look
good in both? And that sounds very obvious, But I hadn't.
I really enjoyed that quality. But I will say that
I am looking for that again. And now that I'm
an adult, I'm not twenty four anymore. I'm not even
(13:36):
twenty six anymore. I'm looking for an even bigger commitment
because I'm looking for and this sounds so actually, I
don't care, this sounds so bachelorette. I'm looking for a husband.
I really want to get married. I really want a partner.
And that sounds so vulnerable to say, but it's something
I've really realized recently. Was that, like I don't really
want a date. I really want to find someone, and
(13:58):
I know that dating is the past to do that.
But I'm not looking for the lifestyle of Carrie Bradshaw
turns Out or Samantha Jones. I don't want to fuck around.
I don't really crave that as much. I really crave partnership,
and I really crave someone who's on my team and
that I don't have to worry about. And I think,
(14:19):
to make a long story short, that is what I'm
looking for is someone I don't have to worry about.
And when I say worry about, I mean I can
be preoccupied with my own stuff and trust that they
know their happiness is their responsibility and I don't have
to attend mood at all.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Totally.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think that I have sometimes taken responsibility for my
partner's feelings without even them asking. And I think that,
like finding someone who knows how to take care of
themselves emotionally is really important. And I think that, like
what you're saying, when you find someone who's really committed
to you, you can relax in a way that completely
(15:00):
lets you focus on your own life. Yes, which I'm
also really like doing. I like focusing on my life.
I like, not worrying about anything except Braiden.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Who Braiden the traveling nurse from The Bachelorette who wears
earrings and a scarf.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So Braiden looks like from the teaser for the upcoming season,
like he's going to be trouble. But I will say
that I thought it was so weird. How first of all,
I'm not going to even get into the disguise that
Charity's brother wears that makes him look absolutely bananas cuckoo crazy,
And I was like, obviously, any of these contestants with
(15:40):
a working brain are going to be like, Okay, this
is some sort of gimmick because the camera is on
the bartender who's asking us all these personal questions. But yes,
Charity's brothers dresses up in a spy get up and
says that he's going to listen in. Now, what I
would have heard more, what I would have flagged for
my sister is the guy who was like, yeah, I'm
(16:02):
much more into curvacious women because Charity is really skinny.
But I would have flagged that for Charity, being like
someone has already like clarified that they you're not like
their typical type. But instead what he flags is that
Brayden was so excited that they kissed and thought that
he was going to get the first impression rows And
I was like, this is when I really liked Charity,
(16:22):
because I feel like the Claire Krawalleys of the world,
the Tashas of the world, would have been like, you
are disrespecting me, Like they would have really used it
as like some kind of thing to make it. They
would have used it as a dramatic moment. Instead, Charity
is like, yeah, I completely get why you felt that way,
(16:42):
because I do really like you. Well, also it was like,
was I surprised she chose Clark Kent and with diamond
earrings on? Yeah. There was a lot of a lot
hotter guys.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Who said that he has wanderlust like Aladdin and that
he just wants to travel the world and jump off
cliffs and.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Does he think Aladdin is a real person?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I think I think he really does. But it was
also funny.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
One of the recaps I was reading was saying that
the one guy he was like one of the first
guys they showed, he's really hot and really tall. I
forget his job, and it's like something really impressive. And
his name's Aaron and he said, or you can pronounce
it aa Ron, which is a reference to the show
Key and Peal, and the recap was it's from the
(17:30):
Vulture recap was like making fun of how like no
one in the Bachelor universe would ever get that reference
because it's like a smart comedy show that like no one.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So she was just like, oh, okay, hen how I
get that. Yeah, but anyway, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Brandon was definitely weird and I can see he's going
to be drama in the future. But I also think
it's even weirder that her brother wanted to listen to
men talk about dating his sister and then like afterwards
said he felt weird about that, And I respect that
she didn't listen to it.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It would be funny if every episode her brother shows
up in disguise, in.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Like worse and worse disguises and listening for different things.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
He like comes to overnights.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
He's dressed as as succulent in the fantasy suits.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yes exactly, he has like prosthetics on.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I also think that it's messed up that she like
pranked Braiden kind of like she was like, so I
have to talk to you because like my brother.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And then he's like, oh, psych on me.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Never mind, I get to say, that's like how this
whole show is though. We also another interesting character that
shows up right after Brayden is the father Spencer.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
There's just I have pillars of the Bachelor franchise and
Spencer the father who when one of my favorite parts
of this episode was Charity saying and that must be
really like really hard, like leaving him to do this,
and Spencer goes, uh, yeah, like I'll actually really keptn
(19:04):
thought about it, but kind of sure.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
He said it in the most creepiest way possible.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
He said, I have a little boy, and like, for
some reason, my first thought was like does he like
did he kidnap a child? And like he has a
little bit of drunk home my car. Yeah, Like I
was like what and then he's like my son. Then
he's like, is it weird that that was so hard
for me to tell you?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And she's like, no, what anyone who is crying this early?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Seek help?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
He cried uncontrollably in the in the confessional, which you
know they filmed that after like they filmed the confessionals
about the row ceremony after the rose ceremony, so they're
they're cutting to him in a confessional and he's uncontrollably
crying about like, what could possibly happen if Charity rejects him?
After he opened up about having a little boy, severe.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I would say, maybe you're not ready to go out there.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I have a few behind the scenes details about the
Bachelor Bachelor Atte franchise, which I learned from a PA
who worked on Hannah's season.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
She said, hey, that Hannah would get black out drunk
at every date and so we had to edit it
before the end of the day. That's incredible, I thought
was iconic. They also said that they would buy twelve
hundred dollars worth of alcohol for the contestants and they
would go through it so quickly because there was nothing
to do except drink.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Well, that is interesting because you know, you don't often
see people get super fucked up on the Bachelor franchise.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
This is only Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
But I was talking to someone yesterday who said that
on Love Island they have a two drink minimum, so
none of the contestants can ever get.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Drunk, which is you mean maximum? Oh? Maximum? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, I was like, Damn, they're really serious about causing drama.
Two drinks by noon.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
So that's interesting because it's like an American reality show
is so the opposite, Like the point is like being
blackout for drama. But yeah, it looks like on this
show they were like excited to.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Drink and get fucked up.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Like maybe this cast is going to be like the
Jersey Shore of Bacherette cast, So that would be fun.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I have Speaking of getting fucked up, Speaking of reality TV,
I have an announcement. I would like to invite you.
If you're not already on it, but I suspect you
must be and our listeners, and it's something that I
would love to do an episode on. I'm interested in
getting into the world of below Deck Sailing Yacht.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Are you joking?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I literally recommended that on this podcast like three episodes ago.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
So I do remember. I do think that is the
first seed that was planted, and I would like to
I have heard some relationship focused drama on that show,
specifically about a guy going down on a girl when
she was not on her period, but he thought she
was on her period and scolded her for that. So
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that interaction I find to be traumatic, and I will
have to experience it firsthand.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, this season is really good.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
That is appearing, and until the new season of VPR,
which I was really excited to see that they're filming,
I will have to watch that. I'm currently watching season
six of vander Pump Rolls, and that is, of course
when Jack's cheats on Brittany with faith and while a
elderly woman is asleep nearby. But I will have to
(22:54):
keep going and explore a new Bravo universe.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I would like to invite you and all of our
listeners to watch what is one of the only dating
shows that I have wanted to actually go on. I
watched it and thought this should be me. I should
be there. This looks like a fucking dream. It's called
Swiping America on Max. It's about four singles, one gay woman,
(23:22):
one gay man, and two straight women who travel across America,
staying in really nice airbnbs and going on dates with
random people. The reason why the show looks so fun
and is so good is because they all live in
a house together, so they like go on dates and
then they're like, okay, is anyone bringing anyone home? There's
(23:43):
a friendship element they all become friends. They all like
talk about relationships and love and what holds them back
and what helps them, and all the characters are really likable.
And a guy that I went on a date with
is in one of the episodes.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Wow, you just can't stop dating reality TV stars.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I know.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I went on two dates with him actually, and he
is randomly one of the guys that a girl on
the show goes on a date with and nothing happens.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But anyway, that show is amazing, highly reck.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I will start with below Deck. I need one thing
at a time, and then I will watch Swiping America
because I need that aspect and it's why I love
Bachelor in Paradise. I need that aspect of socializing, a
fun of group, of group therapy, no of group shenanigans.
(24:43):
I like seeing people match up. I like seeing people
break up by like seeing hookups. I'm just that kind
of kooky on who likes my stories.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I love the friggin stories.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I love my friggin stories. Okay, I have a question
for you, which is you are coming out of? And
I have an answer for this, So I'm curious if
you do, what is your coming out of the limo
move if you were on The Bachelor and you were
a contestant.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So bachelor standing there waiting, bachelor doesn't know who's gonna
come out, and first they think they see nothing, but
then when they look low down on the ground, they
see a little fluffy guy named Cookie sauntering out.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I predicted this in my head. Continue then I get out.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm hysterically crying. My hair is a mess, I'm covered
in dirt. I says, I wait, seen my side. I
even see my side.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I've lost my side.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
And then he's like, oh, do you mean your cat?
And I'm like, oh my god, oh my god, you
found him, you found my son. And then I go
into a long explanation of why I'm not a bad mother.
I just lost track of him. The limo is so
big and he's so small. And then I say, can
I use your bathroom and just walk into the mansion?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Can I respond and say? What? I think? The outcome
for that is going to be three words? First impression, Rose,
it's yours.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
The Baden Globe nomination, it's yours.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
What would your entrance be?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So this is inspired by the world's most successful jumper,
which is the occupation question Mark is that an occupation
of one of charity's contestants who can jump very high?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So the first thing he does is does a backflip.
I do not like backflips. I don't like seeing people
do them and very It stresses me out, it scares me.
I'm just so worried about people's next. In fact, I
dated someone who could do a backlip, and I said,
please never do a backlip again, because I'm worried you'll
get into break your neck. My last boyfriend. Really, yes,
(27:09):
that's it. I know it's so crazy. I know it's nuts, okay,
But what I would do is come out of the limo.
I would be holding a box. I would say, my
name's Carolina, and not only am I sweet. I would
open up the box and there'd be a dozen donuts inside,
(27:31):
and I would say, but I have an appetite for love.
And I would hand him one donut and then I
would eat one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten eleven donuts in succession in front of him. It
might take me twenty minutes. I would say, keep the
(27:51):
camera rolling. Maybe they'd have to sit down at a
certain point. I would not stop until all those donuts
were done, and if he's still interested, and if I
get a rose, that is someone I could really see
myself marrying.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Okay, two words in response to that, what I'm die,
I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
We are going to continue this journey. Today is a
short episode, but we have so much more to offer
in terms of charity season and in terms of my
journey on Below Deck Sailing Out, which I will be
starting because I want to be a part of a community.
I want to make more friends, and I believe this
is the way to do it. I want to get
closer to my friend Devin, and I really believe this
(28:33):
is a way that we can grow our friendship.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
We're going to do an episode on this most recent
season of Blowdeck Sailing Up and all the trials and
tribulations that occur.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Life is not easy, especially when you're on a boat
or submersible. As we have come to learn, May they
rest in peace and no, but this is different.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
It's different because.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Ha ha, we're not when you're on Below Deck Sailing yacht.
When you're when you're watching it, you're you're you're on
the side of the poppers.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Nothing that is what is poppers besides a loosening agent.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
P A U P e R. Poppers.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh, you mean like you're literally on the side of
the below deck, like the downstairs.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
The downstairs, so you're not part of the submersible crowd.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Got got well. From Popper to Popper. I love you Devin,
love you Caroled.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I want.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Suits so romantic lovele baby, don't leave me, haggin. I
want truths.
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