April 25, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellancamp and camera Jedge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey, guys, welcome back to the episode of two Teas
in a Pop with myself and Delores, Dolores, Dolores. It
is a good day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It is a good day. I see that smile.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I think things are so a smile. Oh, I am
not missing anything.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I know what it is. Yes, I'm just it's what's important.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's what is important for sure. For those of you
have not heard Teddy announce on our Instagram that her
treatment is working, it is God, thank you Jesus. The
tumors are shrinking.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's awesome. That is so this is good.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
This is a win. It's a win.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You'll win. That's what we will win.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yes, full recovery coming up, coming up. So oh gosh,
she's just her smile and her demeanor.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
She's been through helen back. Oh and this is such
great news.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Thank God.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I mean, to finally know that it is working is like,
oh yes, oh God, it's just such a relief. Okay,
I'm sure she'll talk about it on her podcast. I'm
sure she has a podcast coming up with with Erica
and you. Because I'll be out of town, and you
guys can talk a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I can't wait. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
When you're out of town, we don't talk about you.
If you're not in the room, we don't.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Your friends here don't talk about you.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No different than the filming the show, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Isn't it a fresher breath air?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Page was on now we're going to be recapping the
summer House now. She was on Watch What Happens Live
last night.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I got some comments about it. I got some phone
calls today about it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You did? Okay? So podcaster Gibson John's recaps page appearance
on Water Hobbins Live and he breaks down what she says,
and these are some of the comments.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She said.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I did not watch Watch It Happens Live? So I did,
so you'll have to give me some feedback.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I didn't sleep last night. I watched a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh did you? Including these are some of the comments
she made. Craig wanted to be the victim Craig's reunion comments,
what a funny story. Has been dating but nothing serious?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
She happy?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
She's happy. She says that Craig has a girlfriend, and
she said Kyle nailed it thrilled.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I think she said the word, oh, thrilled. She said
she's had she she exaggerated happy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, so she also said that Kyle nailed it, calling
Craig a liar. I don't think she should have said that. Uh,
let's say she says she thinks that they've got an
equal amount of hate.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know because I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh no, how could she say that because you didn't
watch it and I did. She said that it was
very misogynistic online regarding the breakup, like more people meaning
more people.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Sided with him, That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, I think that might have just been a dig.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He sat over him, she's over him.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, clearly she wishes he didn't lean in to the
cheating rumors.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So she definitely emphasized the fact that he played the victim.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Card in all this. However, the one.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Thing I do agree with is that he said he
was blindsided, and I mean, Stevie Wonder could have seen
this coming. So no, you are not unless you lie
to yourself, which I mean somebody once told me.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Men don't always like to hear the truth.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't think people in general like to hear the truth.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, So the reunion chart just dropped. They are filming
the reunion right now, and I'm a little bit shocked,
as I think most people are on this seating chart.
I mean, can we break it down?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So, I think Amanda had a pretty chill season. So
if sitting next to Andy means that you you were
the main part of the season, then I would have
had to put Jesse there.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I like Amanda, Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We haven't seen the entire season yet, so it leads
me to believe that something is going on with Amanda. Okay, fair,
and as of right now, what we're in episode ten
or something, I would think.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Just episode Sorry to interrupt, I.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Don't maybe, I don't know. Maybe they have fifteen so
we're on eleven, so they have four more episodes. So
unless some.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How much could really happen with Amanda.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Shaking stuff happens to be well, I would have put
Jesse and.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Alexi. Jesse and Lexi are there way.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Down at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Andy's right. We have Page, we have Sierra, we have Carl,
we have Lexi. Then we have Gabby, who I don't
even know why. Gabby's there. She didn't even talk. She
doesn't even talk on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well she did, No, we have to. We have to
give her credit for telling.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Lexi that that Jesse wasn't doing the right thing. No wait, no,
she was sitting on the benches. She was sitting on
the bleachers during the softball game.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So she finally spoke at episode eleven. Yeah, okay, oh
my god, give her first seat.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
So, I mean, it just kind of like if you
go by who did the most or the most drama,
it's not. The math isn't mathing, but hey, it's not.
We don't pick the seats, do we know?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Nope. And so on Andy's left side we have Amanda, Kyle, Lindsay,
Jesse West, and Emerald Sol.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Again, am should be up there too, like he should
be above Gabby.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, I mean we got a kick at.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Emerald did contribute this season so far, new on the scene.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
The newbies did very well. They held their own mm.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Hmmm they did. So that's the city in charts. So
they're filming right now. Can't wait for that. So let's
get into episode eleven of Summer House. So the show
starts off with Tom Schwartz returns to the house. Now,
I don't know. Did you watch when Tom had been
there prior? Did you see see I didn't see that,
(06:37):
so I don't know what to compare it to. So
they made a lot of Tom's always.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
In the middle of Who's in in the middle of?
More stuff than Tom and and uh and all that stuff.
I mean, their lives are shit even still falling apart,
Like they have more drama, more heartache, more relationship turmoil
then all of the franchises combined.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So I'm assuming Tom just stays for this one episode.
Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
We don't know. We don't know what he's making a cameo,
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
He made a camera. He didn't add much drama. He's
looking to avoid getting emotional. I guess he was on
before and there was a lot of comments about him,
them saying he was bleeding and all this stuff, and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I mean, and I feel bad. I need to see.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't know. Do you think he just gets like
a day rate. He comes in and gets a day rate.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I mean, that could very well be he's getting something.
But it was nice to see him.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, I like him. I like Schwartz he's hard.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
He was Lisa vander Pump's favorite. Lisa's least favorite was Jack's.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh duh. I think everybody's least favorite. But I think
Schwartz is that he's the marrying type.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I found him to be a nice guy, always in
the middle of stuff he didn't want to be in.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, Schwartz to me is like Cynthia Bailey. Bailey, she's
on you know, on Pump Rules, Summerhouse, He's on the valley.
He just shows up wherever he can. He's just he
rotates for.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
There's something about seeing a familiar face on another show.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You feel like, oh, I know somebody.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
In the room, Like when you go to a party, yeah,
and you get the kind of feeling like, oh, you
see somebody you know and you don't really know a
lot of people there, and all of a sudden you
see Schwartz's face and you're like, oh, hey.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
That's why reality shows don't do well when they try
to recast them. These people want to familiar faces. They
don't want to have to get to know somebody new.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
People have a vested interest in the people they've been
watching for years. Growing up with and everything. So where's
new Jersey?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Bring it back? The amount of boxes on this episode
that were on the front.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Door were how many bows can we make? How many listen?
God forbid?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
When they grow out of the show or age out
of the show, or the show is no longer, which
it will always be, they can be party planners.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yes, yes, that look like torture to me. I am
not the one that wants to sit there and do
crafts and put bose together and.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Doing cartwheels and you know, like it's like the craft
Hour yep.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And then the the amount of product placement they have
for Lover Boy is unbelievable. It could be nine o'clock
in the morning and every single cast member has it,
has a can in their hands.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I love how they support each other even when they
don't like each other.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well toegate, we're back to toegate.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well what else would we have had to do?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We don't have much to talk about except for their relationship.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You know, I would have liked to see her have
a Jersey reaction to togate.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh she's too sweet for that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I would have liked. Or does she not care that much?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I would have I think she's just too sweet. She's
too sweet. I would have ringed his neck.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No one's that sweet.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
She's still a woman, I know, but no health have
no fury than a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Score.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is her first season. She's like, Oh God, do
I show my real self? Or do I just come
off like this sweeker.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It'll come out.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Give somebody a couple of drinks one night and it
falls right out of them.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah. But Jesse claims that when he entered the threesome room,
he sat on the bed, took his socks off and
got his toes sucked.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, jeez, that's the first thing you do when you
walk into a room of a threesome. You only take
your socks off and then you lay across everybody or
find a spot on the bed.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And to take your toes sucked. Were you on the
floor when you did it? And how long were you
in there? I don't know, but I think I never
got that information.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay, to have his toes sucked for some let me.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Tell you something, you know, Well, that would have been
easily fixed because a Jersey girl would have went and
tracked the girls down and tortured them until they told
the truth. They probably should chance shape their or there
would have to be no torture.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That just the thought of some one.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Of us coming for them. Oh, they did show was
thirty seven minutes. No, that's ang time.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Thirty seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
He was in there just kidding his toe suck.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, and kept it close to the chest unless Emerald
wants to come out with it next season.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But maybe at the reunion they're talking about maybe, yeah,
than his ties.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Want an answer from Emerald.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I mean, fingers sucked too.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's it. So the girls get the guys out of
the house so they can set up for the first
annual snooze fest. Aman to ask the.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Name, like, who's the who's the creative director?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I thought the same pressed I think it's adorable. It
isn't it is. But people on social media are like,
you know what, I want a job where I just
lay in bed like these girls and do nothing and
talk like that's the best job. Well, guess what the outside.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You're right it is.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And the fact is, you can't be bitter if somebody
has something you don't have, because you never you got
to watch what you wish for.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh god, is not the truth. So Amana asked Lexi
if her and Jesse have made things official, and Lexi
says they're exclusive, which is just a transition title to dating.
That's that's a new is that like, well, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Like okay, exclusive meaning they're not with sleeping with other people.
But he's not saying that's my girlfriend. Because you want
to know why it's not summer is not over yet.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It's because Gabby heard on TikTok. She said, I loved
when she goes, well, I heard on TikTok. That's the
new word. I'm like, oh my god, these young and
they just they live their life off of a ticos.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
But they're not that young. I know.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I had to google Schwartz's age because how he's forty
two and I thought he was older than that. I
really did, And I thought, isn't he because to me,
he maybe because he's more mature than everybody. And when
he showed up, I'm like, isn't he too old? Isn't
he It's like it's like dad showing up.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
But he's the same age as kind. I know.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I know, it's great, Carlo, I know, I know. So
after asking this, Linda and Amanda sidebar while making DreamCatcher
decorations for the party. They recall their conversation with Jesse when.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
She was putting the the material around the hula hoop thing.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
The dream catcher. Oh my god, I was like, oh God,
kill me. I cannot do that. I couldn't imagine just
sitting there doing I just I'm not a arts and
crafts type of girl.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Well, listen, we're making a TV show, right, so let's
talk while we're making little crafts.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yes, yes, less to be honest.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
If I was them and I had a shore house,
I would want to emulate.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What they do. Every weekend. They have these great parties.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
They're all skinny, they wear these cute outfits. They bang
around and then they have fun. But you know this
life catches up to you.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, that's all they do is if you miss the
boat party, party party. Every weekend is a party.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You can't time. Where you gotta give it, hang up
your hat.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was thinking about the budget for the show because
it is a big production party almost every single episode,
and it's like bringing in crews like that costs thousands
of dollars to put these things together. They're not just
making bows from Amazon boxes. They have, you know, creative
people that come out. They're building stages.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It's gotta go see they built the the Pirate ship.
Those big huge blow up slipping sides are expansive even
torn they do.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, the every weekend it's the same thing, big old productions.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I think it's kind of cool, Like I like, I'm
starting to now look forward to the next next party.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I am. And it's always a theme.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Of course, why don't they have housewives visit?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I don't know, they're stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
They should have like a whole cast.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, like what's up? Why don't they just call us
and we'll come.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know, it's funny because my assistant Frankie, who's younger
than them, but not like you know, she's in her
late twenties, she said, like everyone lives like regular people
go to this party. It's not like people that they know.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh that was my next question. So they have these
parties and then before you know it, there's like a
hundred people there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Who are they They can come. It's open to the party.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Do we never talk about there's like it's just like no,
it is over the closest friend.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I think it's kind of like open to the public.
You have to get on the VA.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's like a casting call.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Well I only yeah, no, because I only know this
from I was in Portugal and I get a text
saying I need to ask a favor, but it's really
not from my assistant Frankie.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She's like, but it's like if you can't, I understand.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So I said what She's like, there's a party and
me and my friends really want to go. So I
called Sierra and she's like, yeah, I'll just put them
on the list. I go, well, is she allowed to
bring like two? She does know as many as she wants.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh seriously, So your sister went to a party.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
She's in the finale.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Oh my god, I hope we get to see her.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yes, me too. So her and her friends.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I've known them since they're little and they had the
best time.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay. So a man feels like she's in the middle
of Lexi and Jesse, but she ultimately decides to tell
Lexi what she heard. I love that, do you. I
felt like it was a little gossipy at first. It's
like the girl barely says soundless it's editing, and they're like, oh,
by the way, let me tell you by your boyfriend here.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well no, I mean because girl, like, when you know,
nobody ever told me.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I always had to find out everything myself.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
So when I see this, like, I got a thing
about this, Like not everybody has the balls to tell
somebody what they heard, or they don't want to be
disloyal to the other person.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
She had like a conundrum.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
She's like, I want to tell her what was said,
but I'm friends with him. I'm gonna hurt someone no
matter how this goes. But I think it's the right
thing to do is to tell her. And I loved
that about Amanda. That's a girl's girl.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, Lexi corrects allegations that she was telling Jesse to
unfollow girls on insignment and stop commenting on.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Other projectile vomited everything. Like she was like him, I'm
going in on him. He wants to talk this shit
about me, Well, let's now let everybody know what he
actually is saying.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh and this is really the first time we've seen
Lexi get like grubbed up. She's like, oh yeah, okay,
And it was kind of refreshing to see her instead
of this like very sweet, innocent girl like.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Getting mad at Emerald because this one walks in the
room with the threesome self like Emerald came out.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Of the room and dragged them in.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, like she was like kind of blaming other people
for his behavior.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You're being very forgiving. And then but just like like I.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Said, like, it's almost like you pulled the plug and
the and and the bathtub in the water comes out
a little bit out of time. So she was just
like getting it, you know, Drelatinic drain and Latini drain,
and then finally it's empty and you don't like the
person anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Right, Well, the girls were so happy to send the
guys off to dinner, where the girls set around and
did their arts and crafts.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't even think they'd missed the guys.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
No, not at all. So Jesse shares a moment the
other day that happened between him and Sierra where she
kept grabbing his arm and he jokingly told her to
stop because Lexi was accusing him of being to flirt.
That cut deep, I know because of this. When he
was saying goodbye to the girls earlier, Sierra wouldn't look
at him or give him a hug. The guys share
their oh my god. Then the guys share their weirdest
(18:53):
porn history, and I'm gonna have to tell you. I
actually googled tanline porn this morning just to see what
it was, and it was.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think it's self explanatory.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well, I didn't know if it was some like I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Oh yeah, like like like a word for a fattish
or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, And it's just.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Having tanline porn, just you know, naked person with I.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Didn't even think that it was a thing.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Well. I went to the tanning salon and the girl
had like tan lines and she's like, I'm like, oh,
tan lines. I guess you could tan and get rid
of them. She goes, no, I made this happen. It's
my birthday this week, and I want to wear my
tube top with my tan lines.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And I'm like, dlorus, you do not go to tanning
salons anymore, do you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I did last the other day. I know yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You're not allowed. Those things should be outlawed.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I live in a cold state. I need to.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Say to give you a cancer that's UV rays. You can't.
I am like I will. I would go protest about
tanning salons. I used to live in them and I
have had multiple skin cancers and melanoma because of that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Really, I used to live in them in the eighties.
Ages you would go, they didn't have I worked for.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I was in them all the time. But people stay
out of tanning bits, you too.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I would be a hypocrite to say stay out. So
I'm not going to, but everyone should.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Teddy had one in her bedroom growing up.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
She did. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yep, So the weirdest porn stories are about to happen.
Carl searches tan lines. The guys returned to the rooms
after the night out. Lexi seems upset with Jesse. When
he goes to cuddle her, she's over him. I was
trying to read. We couldn't because they blurred it. Wes
porn fetishes.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
He had a lot he did that doesn't surprise a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
She's like, and they kept covering, and I'm like, I know, Wes,
what do you think it was? I don't know, but
I I'm going to find out. Could you imagine if
Emerald was there, what we would have heard? So when
(21:06):
they return, like, she seems upset. Now I think that
we can agree. Now we know why Carl hasn't been
laid in an entire year. It's because he's looking for
girls with tandlines, and I feel like Jesse's starting to
become a one trick pony. All he talks about in
jokes about is sex all the time. So then we go,
(21:26):
Page takes some time away from the house, so she
came a day later. I think she describes being so
anxious that her hands have gone numb. Is this because
she wants to break up with him but she just
doesn't know how to do it or she's afraid to
do it.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He's not there, Oh, stressed, that'll do it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I mean, when you want to break up with someone,
especially when you've been with someone for as long as
they have and you have so much going on, that's
a horrible feeling.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Horrible, Uh huh, horrible.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
So I was anxious about the breakup. She's the future.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I love that she said I listened to my body.
I had to take some time off.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Amanda shares that Alexi and Jesse drama with West. It
turns out that the consensus is that Lexi is actually
pretty chill and Jesse is the insecure one. I'm trying
to make Lexi look controlling. West gossipinge like he's just
one of the girls. Is cracking me up.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I know he's first of all him with that Ebenezer
Scrooge nightgown on.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
He's got quite a style. I feel like he's throwed.
The spotlight is off him and Sierra. So now he's
over here playing producer with Jesse and a Lexi. So
he's like, yes, the heat is off me. Let's move
on to Jesse and Alexi. Then Snoozefest begins. The girls
love laying in bed so much. They're throwing an entire costarcher.
(22:51):
They're always so cute in bed. They are really cute.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Really well, lay's in bed. Nobody from New Jersey that
I know. I mean an Italian girl. I don't say,
and I can't don't say.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I haven't played in bed since I was born, so
I don't know what that's all about.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
People say I have to take a nap. What's a nap?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I have a napp only makes naps more tired, So
that's why I can't take a nap.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
People. I did not sleep for one second last night.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You didn't no, and I wound up watching Jackson Britney's
wedding came on at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh my god, that would put me to sleep.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well, everyone should watch it because now like they could
think about like how happy she was and now that
they're breaking up.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But that's another conversation.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay, So let's get into this costume party. We'll get
into the costumes page. Here and Amanda are dressed like
sleep masks. Lindsay is a teddy bear, Gabby's a sheep,
Jesse is Hugh Hefner, of course he is. Lexi's an angel,
and Kyle's a sloth. What does a sloth have to
do with sleeping?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Because they're very slow. They always like they.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Move, They sleep all the time, learn something new every.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Day's so slow. But his mask was crooked.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
He couldn't even see out of it. It was so
such a mass is so then Jesse asked Lexi to talk.
She pulls him over.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So that's something I like. If I know, so, I
hate that I would avoid that talk. I think he
should have not asked to talk. Yeah, but she she
talked circles around him.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh, she did a great job. So he pulls her
over to the giant bed that sitting in the grass.
Lexi tells Jesse everything she's hearing from the girls that
he's portraying her as a controlling girlfriend, that he's acting
single when he's not. And she brings up the toe
second again. And Jesse can't name a single thing that
Lee Lexie's done to make him feel insecure in the relationship.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
She didn't bring up when she was holding up West.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
So no, because it wasn't that big of a deal.
He was trying to ask up to make it a
big deal exactly, He gaslights Lexi, telling her that he's
not going to act like a robot towards his friends.
Jesse thought they'd leave the house this weekend as boyfriend
and girlfriend friend. Laxi's not gonna sound settle for this relationship.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Like bringing her to meet his parents. Oh yeah, I
was just about to bring you to me my parents.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Now all of a.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Sudden, Oh yeah, back talking about you. I was just
about to tell you you're gonna be my girlfriend. Because,
by the way, summer's three quarters of the way over.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Do you think that that Jesse's ever had a serious
relationship before.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
In what eighth grade?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I don't know, Yeah, like on the playground maybe not here?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Not here?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And you know, they should take a page out of
and you know they should look at their counterparts like
like over there, like Jacks, buddy, like you have to
grow up. You have to take things serious. You can't
spend your whole life hurting people making them fall for you,
or or making someone think they're in a serious relationship
(25:54):
and then acting like behind their back like you're not,
because you know what, that'll.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Catch up to you too.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, I definitely think it's a bitch is a bitch,
And I think that Lexi just gave a masterclass and
how to clearly put a man in his place. Well
we applaud her for that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Thank you, I'm gonnaud you.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
But don't think that it's going to be that easy
all the time, sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I know, but but Jesse is so caught.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
If you talk to somebody that.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Outside of Summerhouse and go with someone who's a little
bit more seasoned and mature, you're not going to get
the chance. You'll get the chance to talk, but it
won't be so easy. You'll you'll get like answers.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, Carl pulls Sierra aside to talk. Oh God, don't
do it, and it's confessional. He says he's met a
lot of girls this summer, but none of them are
Sierra be emotionally.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I know, I didn't know this was coming. I was
laying in bedwood pull like a what. He goes, where
have you been?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Then?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
And she almost she also happens to be a babe.
That's what he says. It's confessional.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
If you don't have a crush on Sierra, then you
don't have a pulse.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's all I want to say.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
But how long have they been filming the show together?
Quite a while? But okay, he was engaged. That's right,
he was engaged, so you know what it is.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Maybe that's why he didn't give Lila a chance because
he had his eye on Sierra.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Maybe, but no, it happens not calling for that, right.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, well I don't think well well, Paige said no.
On Watch What Happens Live, Paige said, no, oh good,
whatever happened to?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Like, you don't like ship? Where your friendship? You don't know?
Let's just I know it's.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It called now I forgot you.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Don't shore, But that's not that doesn't apply here. It's like,
what are you fishing in the same pond?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Like you can't do that?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
You can't do that. I mean, come on, there's billions
of people in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, well, Lexi and right, Lexi and Jesse in their
talk and go separate ways, so they it's pretty much over,
and I think we see it the previous for next episode,
she's like, she's done with this relationship.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Oh yeah, she's see Listen, like I said, he ruined it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
He did not treat her seriously.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
She is over him, and kudos to a girl who
got over somebody they liked so much. I mean, but
then I listened to the time that they've been together,
like a month and a half. I mean, come on,
that that you get over in three seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh for sure. And then Lexi's talking to Paige, Lindsey,
Gabby and Amanda about the drama with Jesse, and they're
all backing her up, which is great.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Which I love.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Again, doesn't talk? Why doesn't she talk? Ever?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Maybe I don't know, Like maybe.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
She's a full time CASM member and we barely have
seen her talk this inded she won't when she talks,
he's not gonna be back. Then, you know, there's no
way you can be a full time cast member and
not talk.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
But maybe she does talk. And they cut it out.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well that's not good either. But meanwhile, Jesse is talking
to Wes but in the kitchen about the whole predicament,
saying he feels like he can't trust the girls. Now
why he can'tnot trust yourself? He can't, true, but stand
up person and not be a douche lord and maybe
brush the people around you.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's all true. Everything you said is true, But the
girls don't really have a lot of loyalty to.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
It's a reality show. We have to repeat everything we
hear and then get shipped. Why did you repeat it?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Because I'm just talking like like I don't know the
fourth wall. I'm saying that she like in our world,
even though it was set on camera. When it's repeated,
you are catching shit for real, You're getting real life.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All at the end of the day, Well, in real life,
do you think I repeat things that I hear? Like
one friend tells me one thing. I said, No, you
don't do that. But on reality TV, that's part of it.
You got to keep the story going.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Well, the person knowing.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Says it on TV knowing it has to be repeated.
But here's the twist is camera is going to be
repeated by somebody you trust in love.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That TV probably always listen.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You know what I would say, Yeah, it was repeated.
They're closer than me, So make her repeat it. Let
her hear from her their buddies. Let her go tell
her buddy. I mean, I've I've repeated things. I've done it.
I had to go back.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
To fun to repeat things when you have, especially casts.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
That you really like, no and someone who you inherently
care about and who me I'm a vault like in life, right,
I mean, it's it's rough.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I feel like the way that Jesse and Lexi are fighting,
you would think they've been dating for years. It's only
been a month. It's one of those things where're like,
peace out, go away, you're gross.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yuck.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
She's like, you know, he's worried about the party, you know,
and he's like, I thought I was just gonna have
fun at the party, like, and he's telling Wes in
the kitchen like, yeah, I was just supposed to be
having fun here.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
And he was laughing too, the way he was this
girl who.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
This little hot piece of tight eyes with her little
angel laughing on who just can't be bothered with because
there's fifty other ones running around here.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
But we have a few fan thoughts. I absolutely loved it.
Another one can they please get off the bed and
out of the room for just one episode? I agree?
And then another one says that West makes me giggle
so much, and he does mean to you. He's going
on me. He's really growing on me.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Jenfesler turns me on to West, and I was like,
I don't know, and then like, I like him his
facial expressions when someone's talking to him.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
He's got the silly sleep hat on, and.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I like his style.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
He's a good friend. I think he's a good friend.
I really do. I think he genuinely cares about people,
except for what happened with Sierra, but he could have
Strunger along. He could have did the things that Jesse's
doing and he didn't.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I love him. But that's it. So they are filming
the reunion right now. Can't wait to know what's going
on there.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
It happened come through in the end, Gabby, Let's hear me.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You gotta have heavy, that's right. So thank you guys
for tuning in to another episode of Teane and we'll
see you soon.
To Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellancamp and camera Jedge.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey, guys, welcome back to the episode of two Teas
in a Pop with myself and Delores, Dolores, Dolores. It
is a good day.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It is a good day. I see that smile.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I think things are so a smile. Oh, I am
not missing anything.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I know what it is. Yes, I'm just it's what's important.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's what is important for sure. For those of you
have not heard Teddy announce on our Instagram that her
treatment is working, it is God, thank you Jesus. The
tumors are shrinking.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
That's awesome. That is so this is good.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
This is a win. It's a win.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You'll win. That's what we will win.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yes, full recovery coming up, coming up. So oh gosh,
she's just her smile and her demeanor.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
She's been through helen back. Oh and this is such
great news.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Thank God.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I mean, to finally know that it is working is like,
oh yes, oh God, it's just such a relief. Okay,
I'm sure she'll talk about it on her podcast. I'm
sure she has a podcast coming up with with Erica
and you. Because I'll be out of town, and you
guys can talk a lot about it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I can't wait. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
When you're out of town, we don't talk about you.
If you're not in the room, we don't.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Your friends here don't talk about you.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No different than the filming the show, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Isn't it a fresher breath air?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Page was on now we're going to be recapping the
summer House now. She was on Watch What Happens Live
last night.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I got some comments about it. I got some phone
calls today about it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You did? Okay? So podcaster Gibson John's recaps page appearance
on Water Hobbins Live and he breaks down what she says,
and these are some of the comments.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She said.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I did not watch Watch It Happens Live? So I did,
so you'll have to give me some feedback.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I didn't sleep last night. I watched a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh did you? Including these are some of the comments
she made. Craig wanted to be the victim Craig's reunion comments,
what a funny story. Has been dating but nothing serious?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
She happy?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
She's happy. She says that Craig has a girlfriend, and
she said Kyle nailed it thrilled.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I think she said the word, oh, thrilled. She said
she's had she she exaggerated happy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, so she also said that Kyle nailed it, calling
Craig a liar. I don't think she should have said that. Uh,
let's say she says she thinks that they've got an
equal amount of hate.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know because I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh no, how could she say that because you didn't
watch it and I did. She said that it was
very misogynistic online regarding the breakup, like more people meaning
more people.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Sided with him, That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, I think that might have just been a dig.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He sat over him, she's over him.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, clearly she wishes he didn't lean in to the
cheating rumors.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So she definitely emphasized the fact that he played the victim.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Card in all this. However, the one.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Thing I do agree with is that he said he
was blindsided, and I mean, Stevie Wonder could have seen
this coming. So no, you are not unless you lie
to yourself, which I mean somebody once told me.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Men don't always like to hear the truth.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I don't think people in general like to hear the truth.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That I agree. I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, So the reunion chart just dropped. They are filming
the reunion right now, and I'm a little bit shocked,
as I think most people are on this seating chart.
I mean, can we break it down?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So, I think Amanda had a pretty chill season. So
if sitting next to Andy means that you you were
the main part of the season, then I would have
had to put Jesse there.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I like Amanda, Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We haven't seen the entire season yet, so it leads
me to believe that something is going on with Amanda. Okay, fair,
and as of right now, what we're in episode ten
or something, I would think.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Just episode Sorry to interrupt, I.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Don't maybe, I don't know. Maybe they have fifteen so
we're on eleven, so they have four more episodes. So
unless some.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How much could really happen with Amanda.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Shaking stuff happens to be well, I would have put
Jesse and.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Alexi. Jesse and Lexi are there way.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Down at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Andy's right. We have Page, we have Sierra, we have Carl,
we have Lexi. Then we have Gabby, who I don't
even know why. Gabby's there. She didn't even talk. She
doesn't even talk on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well she did, No, we have to. We have to
give her credit for telling.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Lexi that that Jesse wasn't doing the right thing. No wait, no,
she was sitting on the benches. She was sitting on
the bleachers during the softball game.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So she finally spoke at episode eleven. Yeah, okay, oh
my god, give her first seat.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
So, I mean, it just kind of like if you
go by who did the most or the most drama,
it's not. The math isn't mathing, but hey, it's not.
We don't pick the seats, do we know?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Nope. And so on Andy's left side we have Amanda, Kyle, Lindsay,
Jesse West, and Emerald Sol.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Again, am should be up there too, like he should
be above Gabby.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, I mean we got a kick at.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Emerald did contribute this season so far, new on the scene.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
The newbies did very well. They held their own mm.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Hmmm they did. So that's the city in charts. So
they're filming right now. Can't wait for that. So let's
get into episode eleven of Summer House. So the show
starts off with Tom Schwartz returns to the house. Now,
I don't know. Did you watch when Tom had been
there prior? Did you see see I didn't see that,
(06:37):
so I don't know what to compare it to. So
they made a lot of Tom's always.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
In the middle of Who's in in the middle of?
More stuff than Tom and and uh and all that stuff.
I mean, their lives are shit even still falling apart,
Like they have more drama, more heartache, more relationship turmoil
then all of the franchises combined.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So I'm assuming Tom just stays for this one episode.
Is that how that works?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
We don't know. We don't know what he's making a cameo,
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
He made a camera. He didn't add much drama. He's
looking to avoid getting emotional. I guess he was on
before and there was a lot of comments about him,
them saying he was bleeding and all this stuff, and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I mean, and I feel bad. I need to see.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't know. Do you think he just gets like
a day rate. He comes in and gets a day rate.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I mean, that could very well be he's getting something.
But it was nice to see him.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, I like him. I like Schwartz he's hard.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
He was Lisa vander Pump's favorite. Lisa's least favorite was Jack's.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh duh. I think everybody's least favorite. But I think
Schwartz is that he's the marrying type.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I found him to be a nice guy, always in
the middle of stuff he didn't want to be in.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, Schwartz to me is like Cynthia Bailey. Bailey, she's
on you know, on Pump Rules, Summerhouse, He's on the valley.
He just shows up wherever he can. He's just he
rotates for.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
There's something about seeing a familiar face on another show.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You feel like, oh, I know somebody.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
In the room, Like when you go to a party, yeah,
and you get the kind of feeling like, oh, you
see somebody you know and you don't really know a
lot of people there, and all of a sudden you
see Schwartz's face and you're like, oh, hey.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
That's why reality shows don't do well when they try
to recast them. These people want to familiar faces. They
don't want to have to get to know somebody new.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
People have a vested interest in the people they've been
watching for years. Growing up with and everything. So where's
new Jersey?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Bring it back? The amount of boxes on this episode
that were on the front.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Door were how many bows can we make? How many listen?
God forbid?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
When they grow out of the show or age out
of the show, or the show is no longer, which
it will always be, they can be party planners.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yes, yes, that look like torture to me. I am
not the one that wants to sit there and do
crafts and put bose together and.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Doing cartwheels and you know, like it's like the craft
Hour yep.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And then the the amount of product placement they have
for Lover Boy is unbelievable. It could be nine o'clock
in the morning and every single cast member has it,
has a can in their hands.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I love how they support each other even when they
don't like each other.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well toegate, we're back to toegate.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well what else would we have had to do?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We don't have much to talk about except for their relationship.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
You know, I would have liked to see her have
a Jersey reaction to togate.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh she's too sweet for that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I would have liked. Or does she not care that much?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I would have I think she's just too sweet. She's
too sweet. I would have ringed his neck.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No one's that sweet.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
She's still a woman, I know, but no health have
no fury than a woman.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Score.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is her first season. She's like, Oh God, do
I show my real self? Or do I just come
off like this sweeker.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
It'll come out.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Give somebody a couple of drinks one night and it
falls right out of them.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah. But Jesse claims that when he entered the threesome room,
he sat on the bed, took his socks off and
got his toes sucked.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, jeez, that's the first thing you do when you
walk into a room of a threesome. You only take
your socks off and then you lay across everybody or
find a spot on the bed.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And to take your toes sucked. Were you on the
floor when you did it? And how long were you
in there? I don't know, but I think I never
got that information.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay, to have his toes sucked for some let me.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Tell you something, you know, Well, that would have been
easily fixed because a Jersey girl would have went and
tracked the girls down and tortured them until they told
the truth. They probably should chance shape their or there
would have to be no torture.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That just the thought of some one.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Of us coming for them. Oh, they did show was
thirty seven minutes. No, that's ang time.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Thirty seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
He was in there just kidding his toe suck.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, and kept it close to the chest unless Emerald
wants to come out with it next season.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
But maybe at the reunion they're talking about maybe, yeah,
than his ties.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Want an answer from Emerald.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I mean, fingers sucked too.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's it. So the girls get the guys out of
the house so they can set up for the first
annual snooze fest. Aman to ask the.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Name, like, who's the who's the creative director?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I thought the same pressed I think it's adorable. It
isn't it is. But people on social media are like,
you know what, I want a job where I just
lay in bed like these girls and do nothing and
talk like that's the best job. Well, guess what the outside.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You're right it is.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And the fact is, you can't be bitter if somebody
has something you don't have, because you never you got
to watch what you wish for.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Sweeties.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh god, is not the truth. So Amana asked Lexi
if her and Jesse have made things official, and Lexi
says they're exclusive, which is just a transition title to dating.
That's that's a new is that like, well, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Like okay, exclusive meaning they're not with sleeping with other people.
But he's not saying that's my girlfriend. Because you want
to know why it's not summer is not over yet.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It's because Gabby heard on TikTok. She said, I loved
when she goes, well, I heard on TikTok. That's the
new word. I'm like, oh my god, these young and
they just they live their life off of a ticos.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
But they're not that young. I know.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I had to google Schwartz's age because how he's forty
two and I thought he was older than that. I
really did, And I thought, isn't he because to me,
he maybe because he's more mature than everybody. And when
he showed up, I'm like, isn't he too old? Isn't
he It's like it's like dad showing up.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
But he's the same age as kind. I know.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I know, it's great, Carlo, I know, I know. So
after asking this, Linda and Amanda sidebar while making DreamCatcher
decorations for the party. They recall their conversation with Jesse when.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
She was putting the the material around the hula hoop thing.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
The dream catcher. Oh my god, I was like, oh God,
kill me. I cannot do that. I couldn't imagine just
sitting there doing I just I'm not a arts and
crafts type of girl.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Well, listen, we're making a TV show, right, so let's
talk while we're making little crafts.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yes, yes, less to be honest.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
If I was them and I had a shore house,
I would want to emulate.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
What they do. Every weekend. They have these great parties.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
They're all skinny, they wear these cute outfits. They bang
around and then they have fun. But you know this
life catches up to you.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, that's all they do is if you miss the
boat party, party party. Every weekend is a party.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You can't time. Where you gotta give it, hang up
your hat.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was thinking about the budget for the show because
it is a big production party almost every single episode,
and it's like bringing in crews like that costs thousands
of dollars to put these things together. They're not just
making bows from Amazon boxes. They have, you know, creative
people that come out. They're building stages.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
It's gotta go see they built the the Pirate ship.
Those big huge blow up slipping sides are expansive even
torn they do.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, the every weekend it's the same thing, big old productions.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I think it's kind of cool, Like I like, I'm
starting to now look forward to the next next party.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I am. And it's always a theme.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Of course, why don't they have housewives visit?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I don't know, they're stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
They should have like a whole cast.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, like what's up? Why don't they just call us
and we'll come.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know, it's funny because my assistant Frankie, who's younger
than them, but not like you know, she's in her
late twenties, she said, like everyone lives like regular people
go to this party. It's not like people that they know.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh that was my next question. So they have these
parties and then before you know it, there's like a
hundred people there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Who are they They can come. It's open to the party.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Do we never talk about there's like it's just like no,
it is over the closest friend.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I think it's kind of like open to the public.
You have to get on the VA.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's like a casting call.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Well I only yeah, no, because I only know this
from I was in Portugal and I get a text
saying I need to ask a favor, but it's really
not from my assistant Frankie.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She's like, but it's like if you can't, I understand.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So I said what She's like, there's a party and
me and my friends really want to go. So I
called Sierra and she's like, yeah, I'll just put them
on the list. I go, well, is she allowed to
bring like two? She does know as many as she wants.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh seriously, So your sister went to a party.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
She's in the finale.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Oh my god, I hope we get to see her.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yes, me too. So her and her friends.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I've known them since they're little and they had the
best time.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Okay. So a man feels like she's in the middle
of Lexi and Jesse, but she ultimately decides to tell
Lexi what she heard. I love that, do you. I
felt like it was a little gossipy at first. It's
like the girl barely says soundless it's editing, and they're like, oh,
by the way, let me tell you by your boyfriend here.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well no, I mean because girl, like, when you know,
nobody ever told me.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I always had to find out everything myself.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
So when I see this, like, I got a thing
about this, Like not everybody has the balls to tell
somebody what they heard, or they don't want to be
disloyal to the other person.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
She had like a conundrum.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
She's like, I want to tell her what was said,
but I'm friends with him. I'm gonna hurt someone no
matter how this goes. But I think it's the right
thing to do is to tell her. And I loved
that about Amanda. That's a girl's girl.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, Lexi corrects allegations that she was telling Jesse to
unfollow girls on insignment and stop commenting on.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Other projectile vomited everything. Like she was like him, I'm
going in on him. He wants to talk this shit
about me, Well, let's now let everybody know what he
actually is saying.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh and this is really the first time we've seen
Lexi get like grubbed up. She's like, oh yeah, okay,
And it was kind of refreshing to see her instead
of this like very sweet, innocent girl like.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Getting mad at Emerald because this one walks in the
room with the threesome self like Emerald came out.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Of the room and dragged them in.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, like she was like kind of blaming other people
for his behavior.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You're being very forgiving. And then but just like like I.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Said, like, it's almost like you pulled the plug and
the and and the bathtub in the water comes out
a little bit out of time. So she was just
like getting it, you know, Drelatinic drain and Latini drain,
and then finally it's empty and you don't like the
person anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Right, Well, the girls were so happy to send the
guys off to dinner, where the girls set around and
did their arts and crafts.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't even think they'd missed the guys.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
No, not at all. So Jesse shares a moment the
other day that happened between him and Sierra where she
kept grabbing his arm and he jokingly told her to
stop because Lexi was accusing him of being to flirt.
That cut deep, I know because of this. When he
was saying goodbye to the girls earlier, Sierra wouldn't look
at him or give him a hug. The guys share
their oh my god. Then the guys share their weirdest
(18:53):
porn history, and I'm gonna have to tell you. I
actually googled tanline porn this morning just to see what
it was, and it was.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think it's self explanatory.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Well, I didn't know if it was some like I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Oh yeah, like like like a word for a fattish
or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, And it's just.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Having tanline porn, just you know, naked person with I.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Didn't even think that it was a thing.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Well. I went to the tanning salon and the girl
had like tan lines and she's like, I'm like, oh,
tan lines. I guess you could tan and get rid
of them. She goes, no, I made this happen. It's
my birthday this week, and I want to wear my
tube top with my tan lines.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And I'm like, dlorus, you do not go to tanning
salons anymore, do you.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I did last the other day. I know yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
You're not allowed. Those things should be outlawed.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I live in a cold state. I need to.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Say to give you a cancer that's UV rays. You can't.
I am like I will. I would go protest about
tanning salons. I used to live in them and I
have had multiple skin cancers and melanoma because of that.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Really, I used to live in them in the eighties.
Ages you would go, they didn't have I worked for.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I was in them all the time. But people stay
out of tanning bits, you too.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I would be a hypocrite to say stay out. So
I'm not going to, but everyone should.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Teddy had one in her bedroom growing up.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
She did. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yep, So the weirdest porn stories are about to happen.
Carl searches tan lines. The guys returned to the rooms
after the night out. Lexi seems upset with Jesse. When
he goes to cuddle her, she's over him. I was
trying to read. We couldn't because they blurred it. Wes
porn fetishes.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
He had a lot he did that doesn't surprise a lot.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
She's like, and they kept covering, and I'm like, I know, Wes,
what do you think it was? I don't know, but
I I'm going to find out. Could you imagine if
Emerald was there, what we would have heard? So when
(21:06):
they return, like, she seems upset. Now I think that
we can agree. Now we know why Carl hasn't been
laid in an entire year. It's because he's looking for
girls with tandlines, and I feel like Jesse's starting to
become a one trick pony. All he talks about in
jokes about is sex all the time. So then we go,
(21:26):
Page takes some time away from the house, so she
came a day later. I think she describes being so
anxious that her hands have gone numb. Is this because
she wants to break up with him but she just
doesn't know how to do it or she's afraid to
do it.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
He's not there, Oh, stressed, that'll do it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I mean, when you want to break up with someone,
especially when you've been with someone for as long as
they have and you have so much going on, that's
a horrible feeling.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Horrible, Uh huh, horrible.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
So I was anxious about the breakup. She's the future.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I love that she said I listened to my body.
I had to take some time off.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Amanda shares that Alexi and Jesse drama with West. It
turns out that the consensus is that Lexi is actually
pretty chill and Jesse is the insecure one. I'm trying
to make Lexi look controlling. West gossipinge like he's just
one of the girls. Is cracking me up.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I know he's first of all him with that Ebenezer
Scrooge nightgown on.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
He's got quite a style. I feel like he's throwed.
The spotlight is off him and Sierra. So now he's
over here playing producer with Jesse and a Lexi. So
he's like, yes, the heat is off me. Let's move
on to Jesse and Alexi. Then Snoozefest begins. The girls
love laying in bed so much. They're throwing an entire costarcher.
(22:51):
They're always so cute in bed. They are really cute.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Really well, lay's in bed. Nobody from New Jersey that
I know. I mean an Italian girl. I don't say,
and I can't don't say.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I haven't played in bed since I was born, so
I don't know what that's all about.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
People say I have to take a nap. What's a nap?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
I have a napp only makes naps more tired, So
that's why I can't take a nap.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
People. I did not sleep for one second last night.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You didn't no, and I wound up watching Jackson Britney's
wedding came on at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh my god, that would put me to sleep.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well, everyone should watch it because now like they could
think about like how happy she was and now that
they're breaking up.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
But that's another conversation.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay, So let's get into this costume party. We'll get
into the costumes page. Here and Amanda are dressed like
sleep masks. Lindsay is a teddy bear, Gabby's a sheep,
Jesse is Hugh Hefner, of course he is. Lexi's an angel,
and Kyle's a sloth. What does a sloth have to
do with sleeping?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Because they're very slow. They always like they.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Move, They sleep all the time, learn something new every.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Day's so slow. But his mask was crooked.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
He couldn't even see out of it. It was so
such a mass is so then Jesse asked Lexi to talk.
She pulls him over.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
So that's something I like. If I know, so, I
hate that I would avoid that talk. I think he
should have not asked to talk. Yeah, but she she
talked circles around him.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh, she did a great job. So he pulls her
over to the giant bed that sitting in the grass.
Lexi tells Jesse everything she's hearing from the girls that
he's portraying her as a controlling girlfriend, that he's acting
single when he's not. And she brings up the toe
second again. And Jesse can't name a single thing that
Lee Lexie's done to make him feel insecure in the relationship.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
She didn't bring up when she was holding up West.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
So no, because it wasn't that big of a deal.
He was trying to ask up to make it a
big deal exactly, He gaslights Lexi, telling her that he's
not going to act like a robot towards his friends.
Jesse thought they'd leave the house this weekend as boyfriend
and girlfriend friend. Laxi's not gonna sound settle for this relationship.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Like bringing her to meet his parents. Oh yeah, I
was just about to bring you to me my parents.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Now all of a.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Sudden, Oh yeah, back talking about you. I was just
about to tell you you're gonna be my girlfriend. Because,
by the way, summer's three quarters of the way over.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Do you think that that Jesse's ever had a serious
relationship before.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
In what eighth grade?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I don't know, Yeah, like on the playground maybe not here?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Not here?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And you know, they should take a page out of
and you know they should look at their counterparts like
like over there, like Jacks, buddy, like you have to
grow up. You have to take things serious. You can't
spend your whole life hurting people making them fall for you,
or or making someone think they're in a serious relationship
(25:54):
and then acting like behind their back like you're not,
because you know what, that'll.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Catch up to you too.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, I definitely think it's a bitch is a bitch,
And I think that Lexi just gave a masterclass and
how to clearly put a man in his place. Well
we applaud her for that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Thank you, I'm gonnaud you.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
But don't think that it's going to be that easy
all the time, sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I know, but but Jesse is so caught.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
If you talk to somebody that.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Outside of Summerhouse and go with someone who's a little
bit more seasoned and mature, you're not going to get
the chance. You'll get the chance to talk, but it
won't be so easy. You'll you'll get like answers.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well, Carl pulls Sierra aside to talk. Oh God, don't
do it, and it's confessional. He says he's met a
lot of girls this summer, but none of them are
Sierra be emotionally.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I know, I didn't know this was coming. I was
laying in bedwood pull like a what. He goes, where
have you been?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Then?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
And she almost she also happens to be a babe.
That's what he says. It's confessional.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
If you don't have a crush on Sierra, then you
don't have a pulse.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's all I want to say.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
But how long have they been filming the show together?
Quite a while? But okay, he was engaged. That's right,
he was engaged, so you know what it is.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Maybe that's why he didn't give Lila a chance because
he had his eye on Sierra.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Maybe, but no, it happens not calling for that, right.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, well I don't think well well, Paige said no.
On Watch What Happens Live, Paige said, no, oh good,
whatever happened to?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Like, you don't like ship? Where your friendship? You don't know?
Let's just I know it's.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
It called now I forgot you.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Don't shore, But that's not that doesn't apply here. It's like,
what are you fishing in the same pond?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Like you can't do that?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
You can't do that. I mean, come on, there's billions
of people in the world.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, well, Lexi and right, Lexi and Jesse in their
talk and go separate ways, so they it's pretty much over,
and I think we see it the previous for next episode,
she's like, she's done with this relationship.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Oh yeah, she's see Listen, like I said, he ruined it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
He did not treat her seriously.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
She is over him, and kudos to a girl who
got over somebody they liked so much. I mean, but
then I listened to the time that they've been together,
like a month and a half. I mean, come on,
that that you get over in three seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh for sure. And then Lexi's talking to Paige, Lindsey,
Gabby and Amanda about the drama with Jesse, and they're
all backing her up, which is great.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Which I love.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Again, doesn't talk? Why doesn't she talk? Ever?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Maybe I don't know, Like maybe.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
She's a full time CASM member and we barely have
seen her talk this inded she won't when she talks,
he's not gonna be back. Then, you know, there's no
way you can be a full time cast member and
not talk.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
But maybe she does talk. And they cut it out.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well that's not good either. But meanwhile, Jesse is talking
to Wes but in the kitchen about the whole predicament,
saying he feels like he can't trust the girls. Now
why he can'tnot trust yourself? He can't, true, but stand
up person and not be a douche lord and maybe
brush the people around you.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
That's all true. Everything you said is true, But the
girls don't really have a lot of loyalty to.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
It's a reality show. We have to repeat everything we
hear and then get shipped. Why did you repeat it?
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Because I'm just talking like like I don't know the
fourth wall. I'm saying that she like in our world,
even though it was set on camera. When it's repeated,
you are catching shit for real, You're getting real life.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All at the end of the day, Well, in real life,
do you think I repeat things that I hear? Like
one friend tells me one thing. I said, No, you
don't do that. But on reality TV, that's part of it.
You got to keep the story going.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Well, the person knowing.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Says it on TV knowing it has to be repeated.
But here's the twist is camera is going to be
repeated by somebody you trust in love.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That TV probably always listen.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
You know what I would say, Yeah, it was repeated.
They're closer than me, So make her repeat it. Let
her hear from her their buddies. Let her go tell
her buddy. I mean, I've I've repeated things. I've done it.
I had to go back.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
To fun to repeat things when you have, especially casts.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
That you really like, no and someone who you inherently
care about and who me I'm a vault like in life, right,
I mean, it's it's rough.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I feel like the way that Jesse and Lexi are fighting,
you would think they've been dating for years. It's only
been a month. It's one of those things where're like,
peace out, go away, you're gross.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yuck.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
She's like, you know, he's worried about the party, you know,
and he's like, I thought I was just gonna have
fun at the party, like, and he's telling Wes in
the kitchen like, yeah, I was just supposed to be
having fun here.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
And he was laughing too, the way he was this
girl who.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
This little hot piece of tight eyes with her little
angel laughing on who just can't be bothered with because
there's fifty other ones running around here.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
But we have a few fan thoughts. I absolutely loved it.
Another one can they please get off the bed and
out of the room for just one episode? I agree?
And then another one says that West makes me giggle
so much, and he does mean to you. He's going
on me. He's really growing on me.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Jenfesler turns me on to West, and I was like,
I don't know, and then like, I like him his
facial expressions when someone's talking to him.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
He's got the silly sleep hat on, and.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I like his style.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
He's a good friend. I think he's a good friend.
I really do. I think he genuinely cares about people,
except for what happened with Sierra, but he could have
Strunger along. He could have did the things that Jesse's
doing and he didn't.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I love him. But that's it. So they are filming
the reunion right now. Can't wait to know what's going
on there.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
It happened come through in the end, Gabby, Let's hear me.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
You gotta have heavy, that's right. So thank you guys
for tuning in to another episode of Teane and we'll
see you soon.
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