January 24, 2025 • 20 mins
Gaston may be a cheater cheater pumpkin eater, but J.T.’s the one giving us the ick!
And, do you remember seeing Salley on The Bachelor?!
Plus, J.T. and Venita were in a secret relationship? How small is the dating pool in Charleston?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Teddy Mellencamp and Cambridge Edge.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod with Me and Tam. We are going to
get into a little bit of Southern charm. I mean,
we may just well just call this episode like guest
On should sit.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
In the fan for you, buddy On, no wonder you
don't want to film.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Gust On, maybe you should film so people don't blatantly
talk about you twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I mean, guys can change. I think we haven't seen
enough of him to I don't get the douche bag
vibe from him when he does film. That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm sure he likes tailor just fine, but that doesn't
mean that he's not a cheater or that. I mean,
I don't even find him unattractive, like he's I.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Think he's attractive. So when Shep said he's not even
what did he say?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
He's not good? He was not even good looking?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well I hate when guys say that about another guy.
He's not even good looking.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But I'm sorry, unless your Brad Pitt, don't say it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Not even him.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean, come on, Shep, Yeah, like I love Shep,
but I also I'm not trying to bone down Shep.
Vanita arrives at Sally's house the day after the housewarming party.
All of the food is still out from the night before,
there's a shoe in the bushes and koozies scattered everywhere.
Vanita's returning Sally's close after she borrowed them from the
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following night's drowning.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh yeah, this is a big rowning incident.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And then Sally tells Venita that she told Taylor that
a lot of people in the group don't trust her,
and then Venita insists that Taylor knows this because they've
all been open about it with her, And then they
flashed back to last year's reunion where Taylor was called
out because she went behind Olivia's back and kissed Austin.
And then Venita hoped that Taylor doesn't just distance herself
(02:03):
now because of this conversation. Even though Guesston is never around,
they hope she's happy with him. Was this a housewarming
party or like a frat hazing cause, because like this,
it was a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It was a young people's housewarming party.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But let's not forget I think they're my age. Are
they really shep is?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't know how Sally is.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Shep is older than you.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hold on, we need to talk about Sally.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Did you see the clip I sent no.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Off camera?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Was the one where she's on The Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Where she's on the Bachelor on Clayton's season, but season
was this? I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't watch Bachelor. So was it a long time ago?
Was it recent? Or was it before she's ever been
seen on Southern Charm? Is she a serial reality star?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's definitely before she was seen on Southern Charm, but
she had just gotten out. They showed the clip from
The Bachelor. She went in to The Bachelor. It was
Clayton was the Bachelor and she tells him that she
was supposed to be getting married on this day, but
her fiance and her broke up and she didn't think
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that she could stay. Then he gave her his first rose,
which means like I really want you here, and then
she still left.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And she declined it. Yeah, well, then why was she
on the show?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, I think she wanted maybe she thought she was
ready and then she wasn't ready, or maybe she wasn't
into Clayton.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
He say right, maybe she went and went maybe not yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't need to spend time here, or maybe she
just got there and got upset. I mean, clearly she
falls hard and fast for people. So you know what
ifs Taylor remembers the moment she fell in love with Guston,
they were at dinner and she felt like she was
talking to her best friend. She doesn't say she wants
to spend the rest of her life with him because
(04:00):
she doesn't want to drink jinx it, but she'd like
to spend a good amount of time with him. Well,
he won't go with you to any events, so you're
filming that problem, so it's not a good sign. Then
Gaston will be missing Molly's tuba concert, which as well.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like, oh oh, I felt like honestly I was
at like one of my kids middle school recitals.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, also, like they knew that Mollie was filming, could
they not put her like further up so we could
even see her?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I know, chefs standing up?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Where is she? Where is she? But also is Molly
getting paid to do this or is this like a
recreational tube playing? I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean, no, I think it was sweet, and I
think Mollie is so sweet.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It was just.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Not interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I mean, we can't play the tuba tamp. Can we
play any instrument?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, I play a cla. Can you play a song
on the player?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Can you play the skin flute?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What's the skin flute? This? Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Lately, I hope.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Maybe tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And I'm just saying, oh god.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She that's really working.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The app is appy. Oh. Chef Craig and JT are
going fishing together. Funnily enough, their captain's name is Austin,
so that means Austin's there with them in spirit. This
entire scene, like if JT hadn't already ruined himself for
me watching him not even be able to pick up
(05:41):
a fish like I grew up. I grew up there
like I, So, did you pick up a bait fish?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Did you go fishing?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Ever? You did?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Because just up fishing all the time and then they fish,
they get that gigantic fish and they just throw them
back in. So it's just fishing for sport.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Like fishing, Yeah, you have to do yeah, especially if
it's a certain I don't know if it's changed now,
but the rules were when we were kids. If it
was a certain kind of fish, you had to throw
it back because there wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So then you have to know your kinds of fishes.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, and the kind of fishes no, but the whatever
dudes I was hanging out to try to impress that
I knew how to fish, they knew there're types of
fishes I fish.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
When I was younger with my my dad would take us,
but they were like no fishing farms where you just
they'd load the fishing.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
More than fishing. We would do shoot what's it called
where you go on you're in the middle of the ocean,
and oh, we'd go to the sandbars. So sand bars
is like you're in the middle of the ocean. But
then all of a sudden, it's.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Like this deep and ocean.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We're all like pull our boats up. It's an ocean.
It's in South Carolina, is it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't know. I've never been it before.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I didn't know there was a sandbar.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I didn't know there were sandbars in the ocean. Yeah,
so I mean way out there, and then there's like
two yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And then and then you can find how deep everything is.
Then everybody figures out where the shallow spot is we
all would park our boats and then we'd all hang
out and drink boons, farm on on the whatever. That
the sandbar, but we loved it so fishing, sandbar, kneeboarding,
all that stuff. That's how we grapped. But then all
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of a sudden, okay, so after we get to the
tuba and we're fishing to j I don't even understand
how we're supposed to believe he's friends with any of
these guys, Like they cannot even look at him.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, we see later on in the episode that none
of them are the only one that is fond of
him is Vanita.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Which it doesn't work out for her with that. But
then Austin, did you know they dated? Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
They dated.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He dumped her, he ghosted.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Her once he got on the show.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then then like ghost her in October and then
November started posting pictures of a new girl on his Instagram.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But also, I like you have like I feel like
Benita's picker might be slightly off, and.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You can tell when they you can tell when she
chases after him. She still love I think she's still
into him. How she then looked yummy or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, I can't. She also jumped into a pool fully clothed,
she was drowned.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
She was drinking, so maybe she was drinking.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The night that she decided that she liked JT as well,
because let's hope.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Then Austin visits Whitney at Miss FA.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know that they were secretly dating. Nobody knew the
season was filmed before they broke up.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm just blown away by that. Why would she date him.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Because the other guy broke up with her because he
went to Broadway and she was bummed out, And there's.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So many other guys out there.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, apparently there isn't.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
There's Craig, There's Craig Austin, the only Garniston guys, And yeah,
there's not that many options, apparently. Then Austin visits Whitney
over at Patricia's house. Since Whitney can't figure out how
to work the expression machine, he just says to pour
a glass of Pappy's bourbon, which costs a thousand dollars
(09:29):
a bottle for him in Austin. Then Madison comes. Madison
was barely in this episode, which is upsetting to me
because she's very upseparate.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Very upset, very Madison's hatred for JT is just so
entertaining for me.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The girl hates it probably matches mine.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And he's never even said he slept with me or
had an affair with me. But I still dislike JT.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We can see if he's single. Oh, he has a comeover.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
A comeover is a thing, I mom, over's a choice.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Shave your head, you know what I'm going to give
a PSA. If you're going bald or you're having a
massive receding hairline, just shave it. Yes, just cut your
losses unless you're rich as f and you can go
get some quality plugs that we don't know or PRP
or whatever the hell people do.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh my god, don't say that. Do you know that
my Instagram feed is filled with guys that are getting
hair plugs so is mine?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Why?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But also the audacity of him calling out the new
guy's hair when his hair is his situation.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But I mean the new guy.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
His delivery speech was very It was like he wrote
it on his hand and he didn't have enough confidence
to say it.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But any who, you know what I want from my
next birthday from you?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What I'm not going to get you a present, but sure,
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
We don't do presents. A fifteen thousand dollars Japanese toilet
fifteen thousand dollars for a damn toilet.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It Yah, I don't even have toilet paper right now,
this is not the time to discuss this topic.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I've on my you're at my house.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You could just you could just have water shoot up
your wuha either end it goes front or back and
then it air drives. But I don't like the air
drive because then it blows hot air that smells like butt.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Also, now I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Then all of a sudden, I just got a visual
of like Jenna Lyons Bush and now things are.
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Then we're over at Craig's house, he and Shepherd hanging
out and cooking food. Craig shows off his remote control
fire pits, and Chef's happy for his friend who's always
dreamed of this white picket fence lifestyle. Craig then admits
for up to him, him and Page would be engaged already,
but she changes her mind constantly Clarely, Yeah, I mean,
we get a flash bag of Craig telling Page he
(13:01):
wants a wife and kids, and she gets grossed out
by it. Like I feel like the writing was on
the wall.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The writing was on the wall. You could tell that
she was pulling away from him, and it just breaks
my heart. I think Craig is so cute.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hey, Craig, are you interested in a forty three year
old with four kids and a lot of emotional baggage?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And he wants if you end up getting in and
I will kill you.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm not planning on ripping out my ied anytime soon,
so let's let's calm our teds. Then Shep tells Craig
that he dropped the L bomb with Sianna very early
on when they weren't clothed. I don't even believe this
whole relationship, Like, if we're going to talk about Guston,
we have to talk about Sianna.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
This is well.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Then it comes out that she was a big fan
of the show.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And also I think Shep is into Mollie.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I think they would make a very cute couple. To
be honest with you, I think they could.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You know, I want Mollie to be a little more
like a beat into herself. Yeah yeah, I mean I
know that I can be a Debbie Downer and my
voice does change and its tone. It's just but you know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Honestly, I feel I think she looks beautiful, but she
often talks about the weight that she's gained, and she's
still beautiful. She's far from overweight.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
She's a beautiful girl, and she's funny and like, honestly,
I don't want to have tantric sex either.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And either do I.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But she did tell us that playing the tube is
a little bit harder now because she has lip filler.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You know what, I feel her Watch me try to
drink this, and this isn't from filler, this is from
the botox slip. Yeah, yeah, we can barely Okay, okay,
well sorry, Then.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Everyone arrives at the concert.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
We're moving through this. We don't need to.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's a proud dad.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Let's just get right into we've already talked about tantric sex.
We get to JT telling Taylor about Sally and Gaston's
relationship and he says it lasted a few months. Taylor
immediately is like upset and she's denying this, but.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Honestly, who cares. It's a past relationship. Obviously he's gonna
downplay it because she's in this mixico on this same show.
She's not gonna He's not gonna say oh, yeah, I
loved her and all that stuff, Like I don't talk
to any Why not girlfriends I don't know if they.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Were gonna be on the show. Why not just say yeah,
we were in a relationship and then I cheated on her.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Gaston is not.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
The one, Taylor, and I see that you're trying to
protect him. But why are you protecting somebody that wasn't
there for you on your birthday? Wasn't there for you
any of these events? When people are gonna come for you,
It makes it's.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Giving like.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I'm a puss and I know I have a bad reputation,
So I'm gonna just make Taylor fight my battles.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Well, I just need to see more of them before
I jump to any conclusion I've already Okay, I need
to see more. I can be very I can speak.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm sure I can take being an amazing guy.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He could, but I'm going to speak in absolutes when
it comes to JT because there's just nothing going to
change my mind about him.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Okay, So, I mean I think he's trying instead of
helping Taylor, I think he's trying to trick Taylor into
actually wanting to be with him.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh duh, because yeah, dually.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Does right now, full sweat, Like, I'm so hot in here,
I can you know, I don't need a dub, but like,
why are you good?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Eighty degrees in Orange County right now?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's one hundred and twenty seven degrees right now? All
of a sudden, it sucks to be you. I'm like
honestly about to get naked on here, listen, just because
I have five star feet and yours are four point one.
Don't be jealous.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh off, oh those are fighting words.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I can't walk all the way off yourself. Yeah, this
sucks you. Probably you probably didn't even pull the little
part that's like supposed to be over the toes. It's
probably like touching your toes. You're probably in particular about it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh shut up, you were in a mood today.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But anyway then well, JJT continues on.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, he just continues. How about when JT says, sorry,
mister tooth pick eyebrows and shitty hairline guy not listening.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, I mean, the guy's delivery was not good, but
he didn't need to like come for his appearance at
that point, and especially if you're JT. But Taylor's like
repeatedly said, I don't want to hear it. I don't
want to talk about it. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Did you notice on this show when they get into
fights and they're own group, one leaves at a time,
they just they're like, we're out of here if we're
not filming anymore. It's so not housewife like, like there's
do you have a fucking bird in your cabin there?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah? I probably do.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I can't tell you the state that i'm right now. Yeah,
I'm grabbed up, I have no air, I can't breathe,
I'm drinking from water.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
From Let me just get this out.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You can go do your horse shit. So Venita was
really there for JT when he took off, and you
can see. I mean, even though he ghosted her and
they broke up and got a new girlfriend, I think
that she really is still into him.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
You should probably watch back this episode. But the thing
that I don't here's the other thing. I don't hate
Sally and I actually to hate about her, and I
actually feel bad for Taylor. I also don't need to
see any more of shep fake relationship with the check
I now that I know Craig and Page are done.
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I need that relationship to morph into this incestuous group
in some capacity. Well, I need him and Austin to
make up.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
They need to make it. Do you think that they're
going to make up now that Craig has broken up
with his girlfriend Paige?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
For sure, they've already hung out. They posted it on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Well coming up, Shep isn't hearing back from Sienna. Shocker,
We find out that Sanna is a huge fan of
Southern Charm. Craig and Austin are still fighting, and JT
admits he's extremely attracted to Venita.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I am liking Southern Charm. But this episode is a
little bit dice at times. But I mean, but what
it didn't phil was Taylor's cup because once again the
guy she's picked is going to be taken down this
entire season. And Gaston, if you were smart, you would
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choke to filming.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Start filming. Maybe he's shot?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Uh maybe because.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
The other girlfriend will find out.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Didn't he get a blow job?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And didn't Sally say she was giving a blowjob?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, she goes and I gave him, I gave him.
Would she say a little partial partial or a little
and someone goes, what's a little bij.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It means like, you didn't do it to fruition.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
It was, you know what, it was just the tip.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
More power to her. No, she did it, but then
she didn't finish it, is what I would say.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
He didn't finish it.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
He didn't finish it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Didn't finish it, probably because.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
He's been boning down so much it takes some time.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay, let's be done with this.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
All right, Well, guys, we'll be back all next week.
Appreciate y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Bye,
Two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Teddy Mellencamp and Cambridge Edge.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
a Pod with Me and Tam. We are going to
get into a little bit of Southern charm. I mean,
we may just well just call this episode like guest
On should sit.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
In the fan for you, buddy On, no wonder you
don't want to film.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Gust On, maybe you should film so people don't blatantly
talk about you twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I mean, guys can change. I think we haven't seen
enough of him to I don't get the douche bag
vibe from him when he does film. That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm sure he likes tailor just fine, but that doesn't
mean that he's not a cheater or that. I mean,
I don't even find him unattractive, like he's I.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Think he's attractive. So when Shep said he's not even
what did he say?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
He's not good? He was not even good looking?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well I hate when guys say that about another guy.
He's not even good looking.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But I'm sorry, unless your Brad Pitt, don't say it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Not even him.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I mean, come on, Shep, Yeah, like I love Shep,
but I also I'm not trying to bone down Shep.
Vanita arrives at Sally's house the day after the housewarming party.
All of the food is still out from the night before,
there's a shoe in the bushes and koozies scattered everywhere.
Vanita's returning Sally's close after she borrowed them from the
(01:35):
following night's drowning.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh yeah, this is a big rowning incident.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And then Sally tells Venita that she told Taylor that
a lot of people in the group don't trust her,
and then Venita insists that Taylor knows this because they've
all been open about it with her, And then they
flashed back to last year's reunion where Taylor was called
out because she went behind Olivia's back and kissed Austin.
And then Venita hoped that Taylor doesn't just distance herself
(02:03):
now because of this conversation. Even though Guesston is never around,
they hope she's happy with him. Was this a housewarming
party or like a frat hazing cause, because like this,
it was a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It was a young people's housewarming party.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But let's not forget I think they're my age. Are
they really shep is?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I don't know how Sally is.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Shep is older than you.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hold on, we need to talk about Sally.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Did you see the clip I sent no.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Off camera?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Was the one where she's on The Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Where she's on the Bachelor on Clayton's season, but season
was this? I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't watch Bachelor. So was it a long time ago?
Was it recent? Or was it before she's ever been
seen on Southern Charm? Is she a serial reality star?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's definitely before she was seen on Southern Charm, but
she had just gotten out. They showed the clip from
The Bachelor. She went in to The Bachelor. It was
Clayton was the Bachelor and she tells him that she
was supposed to be getting married on this day, but
her fiance and her broke up and she didn't think
(03:16):
that she could stay. Then he gave her his first rose,
which means like I really want you here, and then
she still left.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And she declined it. Yeah, well, then why was she
on the show?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, I think she wanted maybe she thought she was
ready and then she wasn't ready, or maybe she wasn't
into Clayton.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
He say right, maybe she went and went maybe not yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't need to spend time here, or maybe she
just got there and got upset. I mean, clearly she
falls hard and fast for people. So you know what
ifs Taylor remembers the moment she fell in love with Guston,
they were at dinner and she felt like she was
talking to her best friend. She doesn't say she wants
to spend the rest of her life with him because
(04:00):
she doesn't want to drink jinx it, but she'd like
to spend a good amount of time with him. Well,
he won't go with you to any events, so you're
filming that problem, so it's not a good sign. Then
Gaston will be missing Molly's tuba concert, which as well.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like, oh oh, I felt like honestly I was
at like one of my kids middle school recitals.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, also, like they knew that Mollie was filming, could
they not put her like further up so we could
even see her?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I know, chefs standing up?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Where is she? Where is she? But also is Molly
getting paid to do this or is this like a
recreational tube playing? I'm confused.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean, no, I think it was sweet, and I
think Mollie is so sweet.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It was just.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Not interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I mean, we can't play the tuba tamp. Can we
play any instrument?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
No, I play a cla. Can you play a song
on the player?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Can you play the skin flute?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What's the skin flute? This? Yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Lately, I hope.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Maybe tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And I'm just saying, oh god.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She that's really working.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The app is appy. Oh. Chef Craig and JT are
going fishing together. Funnily enough, their captain's name is Austin,
so that means Austin's there with them in spirit. This
entire scene, like if JT hadn't already ruined himself for
me watching him not even be able to pick up
(05:41):
a fish like I grew up. I grew up there
like I, So, did you pick up a bait fish?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Did you go fishing?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Ever? You did?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Because just up fishing all the time and then they fish,
they get that gigantic fish and they just throw them
back in. So it's just fishing for sport.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Like fishing, Yeah, you have to do yeah, especially if
it's a certain I don't know if it's changed now,
but the rules were when we were kids. If it
was a certain kind of fish, you had to throw
it back because there wasn't.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So then you have to know your kinds of fishes.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, and the kind of fishes no, but the whatever
dudes I was hanging out to try to impress that
I knew how to fish, they knew there're types of
fishes I fish.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
When I was younger with my my dad would take us,
but they were like no fishing farms where you just
they'd load the fishing.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
More than fishing. We would do shoot what's it called
where you go on you're in the middle of the ocean,
and oh, we'd go to the sandbars. So sand bars
is like you're in the middle of the ocean. But
then all of a sudden, it's.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Like this deep and ocean.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
We're all like pull our boats up. It's an ocean.
It's in South Carolina, is it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I don't know. I've never been it before.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I didn't know there was a sandbar.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I didn't know there were sandbars in the ocean. Yeah,
so I mean way out there, and then there's like
two yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And then and then you can find how deep everything is.
Then everybody figures out where the shallow spot is we
all would park our boats and then we'd all hang
out and drink boons, farm on on the whatever. That
the sandbar, but we loved it so fishing, sandbar, kneeboarding,
all that stuff. That's how we grapped. But then all
(07:29):
of a sudden, okay, so after we get to the
tuba and we're fishing to j I don't even understand
how we're supposed to believe he's friends with any of
these guys, Like they cannot even look at him.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, we see later on in the episode that none
of them are the only one that is fond of
him is Vanita.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Which it doesn't work out for her with that. But
then Austin, did you know they dated? Yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
They dated.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
He dumped her, he ghosted.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Her once he got on the show.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then then like ghost her in October and then
November started posting pictures of a new girl on his Instagram.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But also, I like you have like I feel like
Benita's picker might be slightly off, and.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You can tell when they you can tell when she
chases after him. She still love I think she's still
into him. How she then looked yummy or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, I can't. She also jumped into a pool fully clothed,
she was drowned.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
She was drinking, so maybe she was drinking.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The night that she decided that she liked JT as well,
because let's hope.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
So.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Then Austin visits Whitney at Miss FA.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know that they were secretly dating. Nobody knew the
season was filmed before they broke up.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm just blown away by that. Why would she date him.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Because the other guy broke up with her because he
went to Broadway and she was bummed out, And there's.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So many other guys out there.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
No, apparently there isn't.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
There's Craig, There's Craig Austin, the only Garniston guys, And yeah,
there's not that many options, apparently. Then Austin visits Whitney
over at Patricia's house. Since Whitney can't figure out how
to work the expression machine, he just says to pour
a glass of Pappy's bourbon, which costs a thousand dollars
(09:29):
a bottle for him in Austin. Then Madison comes. Madison
was barely in this episode, which is upsetting to me
because she's very upseparate.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Very upset, very Madison's hatred for JT is just so
entertaining for me.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The girl hates it probably matches mine.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And he's never even said he slept with me or
had an affair with me. But I still dislike JT.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
We can see if he's single. Oh, he has a comeover.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
A comeover is a thing, I mom, over's a choice.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Shave your head, you know what I'm going to give
a PSA. If you're going bald or you're having a
massive receding hairline, just shave it. Yes, just cut your
losses unless you're rich as f and you can go
get some quality plugs that we don't know or PRP
or whatever the hell people do.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh my god, don't say that. Do you know that
my Instagram feed is filled with guys that are getting
hair plugs so is mine?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Why?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But also the audacity of him calling out the new
guy's hair when his hair is his situation.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But I mean the new guy.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
His delivery speech was very It was like he wrote
it on his hand and he didn't have enough confidence
to say it.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But any who, you know what I want from my
next birthday from you?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
What I'm not going to get you a present, but sure,
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
We don't do presents. A fifteen thousand dollars Japanese toilet
fifteen thousand dollars for a damn toilet.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It Yah, I don't even have toilet paper right now,
this is not the time to discuss this topic.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I've on my you're at my house.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You could just you could just have water shoot up
your wuha either end it goes front or back and
then it air drives. But I don't like the air
drive because then it blows hot air that smells like butt.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Also, now I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Then all of a sudden, I just got a visual
of like Jenna Lyons Bush and now things are.
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Speaker 1 (12:39):
Then we're over at Craig's house, he and Shepherd hanging
out and cooking food. Craig shows off his remote control
fire pits, and Chef's happy for his friend who's always
dreamed of this white picket fence lifestyle. Craig then admits
for up to him, him and Page would be engaged already,
but she changes her mind constantly Clarely, Yeah, I mean,
we get a flash bag of Craig telling Page he
(13:01):
wants a wife and kids, and she gets grossed out
by it. Like I feel like the writing was on
the wall.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The writing was on the wall. You could tell that
she was pulling away from him, and it just breaks
my heart. I think Craig is so cute.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hey, Craig, are you interested in a forty three year
old with four kids and a lot of emotional baggage?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And he wants if you end up getting in and
I will kill you.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm not planning on ripping out my ied anytime soon,
so let's let's calm our teds. Then Shep tells Craig
that he dropped the L bomb with Sianna very early
on when they weren't clothed. I don't even believe this
whole relationship, Like, if we're going to talk about Guston,
we have to talk about Sianna.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
This is well.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Then it comes out that she was a big fan
of the show.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And also I think Shep is into Mollie.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I think they would make a very cute couple. To
be honest with you, I think they could.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You know, I want Mollie to be a little more
like a beat into herself. Yeah yeah, I mean I
know that I can be a Debbie Downer and my
voice does change and its tone. It's just but you know.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Honestly, I feel I think she looks beautiful, but she
often talks about the weight that she's gained, and she's
still beautiful. She's far from overweight.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
She's a beautiful girl, and she's funny and like, honestly,
I don't want to have tantric sex either.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And either do I.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But she did tell us that playing the tube is
a little bit harder now because she has lip filler.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You know what, I feel her Watch me try to
drink this, and this isn't from filler, this is from
the botox slip. Yeah, yeah, we can barely Okay, okay,
well sorry, Then.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Everyone arrives at the concert.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
We're moving through this. We don't need to.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's a proud dad.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Let's just get right into we've already talked about tantric sex.
We get to JT telling Taylor about Sally and Gaston's
relationship and he says it lasted a few months. Taylor
immediately is like upset and she's denying this, but.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Honestly, who cares. It's a past relationship. Obviously he's gonna
downplay it because she's in this mixico on this same show.
She's not gonna He's not gonna say oh, yeah, I
loved her and all that stuff, Like I don't talk
to any Why not girlfriends I don't know if they.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Were gonna be on the show. Why not just say yeah,
we were in a relationship and then I cheated on her.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Gaston is not.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
The one, Taylor, and I see that you're trying to
protect him. But why are you protecting somebody that wasn't
there for you on your birthday? Wasn't there for you
any of these events? When people are gonna come for you,
It makes it's.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Giving like.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I'm a puss and I know I have a bad reputation,
So I'm gonna just make Taylor fight my battles.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Well, I just need to see more of them before
I jump to any conclusion I've already Okay, I need
to see more. I can be very I can speak.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm sure I can take being an amazing guy.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
He could, but I'm going to speak in absolutes when
it comes to JT because there's just nothing going to
change my mind about him.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Okay, So, I mean I think he's trying instead of
helping Taylor, I think he's trying to trick Taylor into
actually wanting to be with him.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Oh duh, because yeah, dually.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Does right now, full sweat, Like, I'm so hot in here,
I can you know, I don't need a dub, but like,
why are you good?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Eighty degrees in Orange County right now?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It's one hundred and twenty seven degrees right now? All
of a sudden, it sucks to be you. I'm like
honestly about to get naked on here, listen, just because
I have five star feet and yours are four point one.
Don't be jealous.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Oh off, oh those are fighting words.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I can't walk all the way off yourself. Yeah, this
sucks you. Probably you probably didn't even pull the little
part that's like supposed to be over the toes. It's
probably like touching your toes. You're probably in particular about it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh shut up, you were in a mood today.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
But anyway then well, JJT continues on.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, he just continues. How about when JT says, sorry,
mister tooth pick eyebrows and shitty hairline guy not listening.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, I mean, the guy's delivery was not good, but
he didn't need to like come for his appearance at
that point, and especially if you're JT. But Taylor's like
repeatedly said, I don't want to hear it. I don't
want to talk about it. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Did you notice on this show when they get into
fights and they're own group, one leaves at a time,
they just they're like, we're out of here if we're
not filming anymore. It's so not housewife like, like there's
do you have a fucking bird in your cabin there?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah? I probably do.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I can't tell you the state that i'm right now. Yeah,
I'm grabbed up, I have no air, I can't breathe,
I'm drinking from water.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
From Let me just get this out.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You can go do your horse shit. So Venita was
really there for JT when he took off, and you
can see. I mean, even though he ghosted her and
they broke up and got a new girlfriend, I think
that she really is still into him.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
You should probably watch back this episode. But the thing
that I don't here's the other thing. I don't hate
Sally and I actually to hate about her, and I
actually feel bad for Taylor. I also don't need to
see any more of shep fake relationship with the check
I now that I know Craig and Page are done.
(18:39):
I need that relationship to morph into this incestuous group
in some capacity. Well, I need him and Austin to
make up.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
They need to make it. Do you think that they're
going to make up now that Craig has broken up
with his girlfriend Paige?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
For sure, they've already hung out. They posted it on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Well coming up, Shep isn't hearing back from Sienna. Shocker,
We find out that Sanna is a huge fan of
Southern Charm. Craig and Austin are still fighting, and JT
admits he's extremely attracted to Venita.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I am liking Southern Charm. But this episode is a
little bit dice at times. But I mean, but what
it didn't phil was Taylor's cup because once again the
guy she's picked is going to be taken down this
entire season. And Gaston, if you were smart, you would
(19:35):
choke to filming.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Start filming. Maybe he's shot?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Uh maybe because.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
The other girlfriend will find out.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Didn't he get a blow job?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And didn't Sally say she was giving a blowjob?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, she goes and I gave him, I gave him.
Would she say a little partial partial or a little
and someone goes, what's a little bij.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It means like, you didn't do it to fruition.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
It was, you know what, it was just the tip.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
More power to her. No, she did it, but then
she didn't finish it, is what I would say.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
He didn't finish it.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
He didn't finish it.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Didn't finish it, probably because.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
He's been boning down so much it takes some time.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay, let's be done with this.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
All right, Well, guys, we'll be back all next week.
Appreciate y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Bye,
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