Housewives and the City

The Con is on!!!! BravoCon Time!  They’ve just landed and the Twots already have JUICY stories aplenty!

It begins with Teddi sitting next to this Housewife on the plane to NYC and takes off from there!!! (Hint: she wore fancy pants.)

And honorary Twot, Justin Anderson helps break down the BH reunion!!

The drinks are flowing…the tea is spilling…this one is coming in HOT so you better buckle up!! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancamps and camera Jedge. Hi, guys,
here we are at two teas in a pod with myself,
Teddy Melancamp, Justin Anderson, and then Tam, who fucking got
glammed in the car. I know, well, you know what,
I glammed this morning before I took off, because you

(00:24):
know what, when I hit New York, I want to
fucking look good. You know what. You know what, there's
nothing worse than somebody glammed on the plane. Well you
know what, I deal with it, bitch, because you know what,
I got fans. I wanted to talk to everyone on

(00:45):
the plane probably passed. TAM's walking around like this. I'm like,
I like to look good when I travel. Can I
just get Can I tell a moment? Yeah, we were
flying to Napa and me, yes, me and you and

(01:09):
I'm I'm walking through l a X. I hear this. Hey,
they're tending over there and she looks homeless and she's
getting like and she's getting like a massage and her
feet done. And I'm like, but was I glamed? No?
And I looked it. I goes, this is what giving
up is. Yes, Yeah, I can't baggy sweats like this,

(01:34):
that's how they What are you saying why they glam
on the show that I have a real issue to
get glammed for an airplane ride. I'm sorry, you're going
on an airplane. I don't like to have makeup on
my face for an airplane. I just want to sit there,
have some champagne, maybe half exan X and rest. Do
you feel differently when you're in your fifties? Yeah? Maybe yeah,

(01:58):
right now you can't. And so we're going to talk
about because I'm starting to learn it. No, because the
more makeup that I put on my face, the more
that I look like John and it looks worse. But
my thing is like on Salt Lake City this week,
they talked about like who the hell gets glam for Zion?
And I'm like, as a viewer, I'm like, you're on
a TV show. You're not getting glam for Zion. You're

(02:20):
getting glam for the well that's what is that Zion? Yeah,
But either way, I don't like that when I don't
like when they start acting like we don't understand why
people are getting glamed. I did get glammed a lot
more when I was on the show, but I mean
I like to dress up when I travel that I do.

(02:43):
I mean I don't mean to like like I like
to be comfortable as I wore these hills on the
plane today. I like to because I feel like, once
you have the plane, I'm like ready to go, Like
where are we going? Let's go, and I don't have
to go to the hotel room and take another hour
to get ready and let's just go. So clearly didn't
take an I just don't like to wear jeans in general.

(03:08):
I know we're not really allowed to talk about this
because we're not going to talk about all the things
that happened with myself and Heather to Row today. When
she was my said you're very beautiful. She text me
she had two broken fingernails, and I was like who.
She told me that, I'm sorry did I loved straight

(03:30):
at it and I said, listen, I have snazza as
fingernails as as fingers, and if one was broken I
would handle before bravo Conso I need to know what
your game was on the way right? How do you
break to both pointer fingernails? Have you seen her point
in people's faces? Well, she did lead down to give

(03:51):
me a little tongue lashing. I think we made I
got a picture of it. It was sent to me,
so we figured it out. But either, would you ever
come after me? Are my family again? Here's the thing?
She didn't. I feel like she fell for me. And
by the end, I was here's the thing. People want
to hate me, they want to like and then fuckers, Um,

(04:17):
what are you laughing about? Danielle? Why is the entire
crew laughing? It's weird that all the production is laughing. Um.
But no, we we came around to it. But she's
a cool chick. She she sent me a text message
because I actually got the picture of her giving you
a finger lashing? Would it looked like that? From Danielle?

(04:38):
And I literally sent it to her, but I captained
captioned it with a picture of you because you couldn't
see your head and her looking down at you with
her finger I think I don't know her fingers out.
And then it said if you ever come after me
or my family again? And I sent it to her.
She Oh, no, she went after me today. What I

(04:59):
don't know that a major way, but she she walked by.
So I traveled with Kyle and we're on the planet
that probably there's this girl named Kyle Richard. She's on
the Real Housebands talking about her never because I don't
like to drop names. I like to keep it cool.
My friends are um, so Kyle and I are sitting

(05:22):
there and she walks on it. Immediately, I'm like, do
they not like each other? No, she don't, just like her. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry,
by the way, you guys, I'm just trying. So now
they know. Teddy has gone on the podcast and said
a few things about Heather to burn all the things

(05:42):
not like all the things I've said about Heather. One
the first one I've said about myself. The thing that
I don't like Heather. About Heather as a housewife is
that I think she tries to self produce herself, which
we were just talking about during the break when you
said to me, Teddy, I feel like you're different than
you were when you were as a housewife. And because

(06:03):
when I was a housewife, I was consistently trying to
self produce myself. Can be a housewife now people would
enjoy a little bit more. Yeah, but now I don't care.
But I don't. I don't feel like Heather self. I
think Heather's a fabulous housewife. And I know a lot
of people don't like or whatever people have to talk
about it like they do beth In or whatever. But

(06:24):
I think, and Terma, don't give me that look, I
think you're the best housewife in the world. But I
feel like, um, I feel like Heather's great to watch.
And I also I think she's great too. I actually
appreciate that she tries to, like, um, make her storyline
her own, like it's so obvious that it's yeah, that's
that was all I said. I wasn't being a dickhead

(06:44):
about it, and that's all right. Oh so you're saying
that Heather things that we believe the image. Yes, So
all I said was, you know, here's the thing about Heather.
She self produces. And it's hard for me as a
viewer because now my job is to watch to the
shows and pick my favorites and do whatever. And I
see herself producing. Well, I think, and Heather's defense, I

(07:07):
think she's super sensitive of what's being said and how
she looks. So she's always trying to protect her children
and her husband and all these things. And she knows
she comes from a different background. She was an actress,
and so now she comes into the reality and you
have zero control of what's being shown. And so for
her that's difficult. And so I get where she's coming from,

(07:30):
Like she doesn't like that. So the narrative answer your
back on the show. I appreciate the answer. That's a
very well to her. I don't have anything to protect her,
but I get it. But I want to put that
when father came back on the show, I was like cheering.

(07:51):
I was so excited. I love her on the show.
But yet, guys, we have to focus either way. Heather
and I ish worked through it. Terry and I don't think.
I don't think we worked with why wait Terry talked
to you know, I mean we we all got Starbucks together.
At the end, we're with Brad Garski and um Josh

(08:13):
Flag who wore his pajamas but like his dinger was
really ready to come out, like he didn't even have
your horny. You keep talking about dinger always. No, no,
I'm not geting for Josh Flag. But what did he
have no underwear on? He didn't have underwear and he
had jammy pants on. No imagine your jam pants just

(08:33):
had like a little thing right, I have two pairs
of underwear on since I was in elementary school, where
two pairs of tight underwear you must have a really
big So people who don't wear unwear no sense. Do
you have long balls? What is your concern them? Grandpa?
My grandpa told me when I was really young, justin
you have to wear briefs because I'll keep your balls up. Yeah,
I have an issue with you never wear a bra.

(08:56):
You have handy boots. Oh yeah, probably I probably chopped off. Okay,
you guys. Any any who, we got to get into
the episodes that we have to recap. Um. The first

(09:18):
one is the Real Housewives of Beverly Hill reunion. The
first thing that was it a reunion or was it
a commercial for Halloween? Oh my god, I was just
wondering that saying that because I was it was it
was a little hold on what did you read? Actually
cry when they named the winter the chime after her? Yeah,

(09:40):
and I think she was honest. That's really de eat, right.
I mean, you're a really good friend. I'm friends with her,
but I feel like that would mean a lot to
her if somebody named a wound chime after her. Yeah,
I got that's a moment for I gotta be honest,
if somebody chime after me, I'd say, go funk off, guys,
you were born rich. Yeah that's my favorite. But I

(10:03):
know you know what, guys, I'm so fucking red. That's
why I'm in three square feet? Um No, it was
one five minute ago. Why is it three? Because now
we've moved out, now that I look at how many
humans here were at least I don't think. So actually,
let's call down to the front desk. Maybe two fifty Hanna,
please call down back on track? Alright, fine, all right,

(10:27):
So we start off. Renna enters. She has her Manila envelope.
What do you guys think a man envelope? Because she's
been on the show so long that she knows that
bringing that envelope out might make us all question something.
What's in that end? I don't know what do you
think is in that envelope? So I went back and

(10:47):
I know that you're probably not allowed to talk about this, Hamera,
so I can only talk about this with Justin. But
when it comes to what Cathy said about Renna, your
contracts up and you're doing all of this. So I
saw end a contract that was five year contract. But
I could be fired at any point in time, but
you can't. But you but you have to one sided contract.

(11:12):
It's a one sided contract. So you can either sign
a three, four or five year contract. Because I honestly,
like was an assistant at sea, Like I had nothing
at the point of the time when I started. I
think my was a five year contract. They said you'll
get a five percent bump each year that you're on.
Year two, they gave me a bigger bump and then

(11:33):
blah blah blah. That sound cheap to you. No, it's
just that you should not talk about the contract. But
Cathy Hilton is able to talk about the contract on
the reunion, which is what I'm saying. She's saying that
Lisa Renna is doing everything that she can because her
contract is over. How would she know that, That's what
I want to know. How would you know that? And

(11:56):
even if Lisa Wrenna is trying to secure her and
they work like that. The one thing that like, you
can hate Lisa as much as you want, but like,
can we be honest for a second, she holds that
show together, right, even if you absolutely hate her and
you think she's vile, and she does the worst things
in the world, like she holds that show together right,

(12:17):
it would be here. Here's the thing what I can say,
I can only say what I personally know. And when
it came to my forty birthday when I had, you know,
twenty women there with me, the chilliest of and the
most fun and the most easy going woman that was

(12:37):
there was Lisa Randa and Harry Hamlet, Like, no, not
filming my forty birthday. No, I didn't know you that
you did. But my point is they show her as
this diva all the time, and she really wasn't like

(12:57):
I was, like doing her job she's doing. But that's
the thing that I talked about the most, and that's
when I get the most pushback on social media because
I knew Lisa in in l A and literally one
of the nicest people in the world time. If anybody's
listening to the first time, Like I have worked with
the biggest celebrities, Jennifer Anderson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Margaret Robbie, Miley Sias,

(13:18):
they're all my clients. But and so I would say
I would see margat Robbie beautiful wolf. But everyone confuses
me for her. Yeah, I can see it. I can
see it, but I will talk about it on social media.
Be like Lisa Reno was is so sweet in l
a and nobody can believe it. So I I saw

(13:38):
her at a red carpet event and she wouldn't even
look at me. I think that there's a thing. And
I'm just gonna be very frank about this. When you're
on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I was told this
by the first person that represented me was never take
a picture with any other housewife but housewives from Beverly Hills.
Who told you that I'm not gonna reveal my story

(14:02):
from production, from from note somebody that represented me, like,
you don't ever wanna skew your image by going with
anybody else from some from another franchise. Yeah, but it
is what happens. And if you start to look around,

(14:22):
Beverly Hills is the upper echelon of housewives in their opinion,
and then they start to lean in on that. But
my point is with Lisa Arena, no matter. She can
be a complete ship show one million percent, but when
you're with her hanging out, she's the easiest going. I
didn't but this was the first time I questioned I'm

(14:45):
the biggest Lisa Rena support of it. This was the
first season where I'm kind of like this just feeling
a little bit dirty. Well, I think you know it.
Don't give me that look, Teddy. I'll fight you on
this one. We'll wrestle, We'll pull out our wrestling now
what part of well? Um. I did her hair for

(15:05):
a while and I really like her as a person.
I feel I feel like when you are the one
thing that I remember at Kathy when I very first
met her years ago in l A. She came in
and I'll be honest, I was like, I don't want
to do this woman's hair. She's gonna be a nightmare,
like miss Hilton whatever, the nicest, coolest person in the world.
Came to me a lot for hair color and made
me laugh so hard, Like I loved her so much,

(15:27):
so um, I love that side of it. Then when
I when she went on the show, I was like,
is she gonna be like um, a different version of
herself and not really show her good side and like
that's who she is. But I also feel like, did
those things happen? Did she have a melt down in
the bar? Absolutely, maybe everybody does. I don't get what

(15:48):
the big fucking hoopla is, Like, I don't get it.
She had a meltdown in a bar Lisa in now
on camera broke a glass, which is fine. I loved it.
It was great TV. But like, why are we still
talking about that? Because here's the thing. If you're provoked
by a certain situation, So Lisa Rennet, let's go way
back to whatever that situation is. And we have Kim

(16:10):
saying to Lisa Renna, what about your husband, Let's talk
about your husband. She's being provoked in that moment. Kathy
at the Caribou club was not being provoked. So she
had a messy, drunk night in a club when cameras
were down. Who cares unless she said something absolutely horrible.
She was already piste off about the Tila thing and
then she kind of thing, It's like if she's here's

(16:33):
the thing. I don't know what she said. So if this,
if something comes out months from now, everyone was like,
justin you said you support Kathy. I'm just saying, in
this situation right now, I'm like Kathy where she's at
right now. If she had a breakdown in the club,
throwing things whatever, We didn't see it. Who cares everybody
on that show? Well, that's the problem every single Well
that's the problem with watching the show this season. Nobody

(16:54):
wants to watch a show where you don't know what
actually happened, and it's no fun, it's not interesting, it's boring.
We don't want to see it, and that's the issues
for viewers. So let's continue unto Crystal. Because I saw
Crystal tonight and I had a conversation with her, and
I just said, you know, everybody's asking about the fourteen

(17:14):
friends and if I was one of them, because, as
you guys know, I referred Crystal to be on the
show when I was before I was fired. I said,
I think Crystal, we had good on the show. Blah
blah blah. They interviewed her, they did all the things,
and long story short, the issue with Crystal was never

(17:38):
with her fourteen friends. They're not my fourteen friends. I
don't know them. They're not my friends. They're way too rich,
way too fancy for me. No, they're they're like, it's
a completely group of people. She was on our she
was on our plane. Leanne Ryan Trump, well, somebody named
Leanne I met her. Um, but here, here's here's the deal.

(18:06):
Um when Yeah, so it was a Crystal's always had
a very like I am part of her like non
rich friends like so my friend Megan and Kelly. Not Now,
I'm not saying I'm not rich. I'm just not the
rich bitches that we're talking about it. I didn't go

(18:27):
to Justin Anderson until after I was a housewife. Um,
but I had a conversation with Crystal. And I'm like,
listen the fourteen friends and keeps coming up because people
are saying that I personally had an issue and told
Kyle and made this a whole thing, And I just
want to make it clear that's not what happened. What

(18:50):
happened with Crystal, just for backstory for everybody's knowledge, is
Crystal did have I'm in a separate group, my my, uh,
mommy and me group with Crystals, completely separate from these
rich girls. Crystal not only had an issue where all
these really rich women compared notes and had issues with

(19:14):
her talking about them behind their back, she also told
one of these rich women she would never do housewives,
told her not to do housewives, and then did housewives.
And that was the ultimate issue with the fourteen Friends.
That's it. That's it. I kind of feel like that's
a big deal. So imagine that makes sense to me.

(19:37):
It's being like, don't try out for cheerleading, but I'm
going to try out. Yeah, don't. I would never date
that guy. He's disgusting, and then you bone in No.
I get that, I've done that before. But it's funny
because earlier you were saying like, um, in the housewife world,
like if you're on Beverly Hills, you're like at the
top over I know for a fact in the Beverly

(19:58):
Hills world, those ocelite women, and they'd say it in
my chair, like, oh gross, she's on that show, Beverly
Hills Housewives. Like when you go on that show, some
of those women will cut you out of the social scene.
And I don't want to name names right now, but
some of the really big names in l A, like
even Lisa, and I remember Lisa one of the show.
There were women in my chair who were like you, like,

(20:19):
she's on that show now like it. There are women
who do not want to talk to you anymore because
you're on that Because Beverly Hills you give a level
of of perfection of I never reached that point, like
I was never when I started Beverly Hills. You have
to remember I'm thirty two years old right now. When

(20:41):
I started the show, I was never like in a
fluent situation. I wasn't in that group of people that
are like, you know, throwing in cash, wearing Perkins. That
was never me. So when people would be like, oh,
why would you ever do that to your name? Why
would you? I'm I don't have a fucking name. I'm

(21:01):
just I'm hustling. You're John Mellencamp's daughter. I mean, I'm
living in the show had a plan and you you
didn't care. But there's like, but think about those women
in Beverly Hills, like they do all those parties, everything right,
but that they're really cool. But imagine you and I
having a conversation. Would you and I talk and we say, I,

(21:21):
we're both making the decision we're not going to be
on this television show. We would never because that's below us. No,
I totally get. And then she goes and then she
goes and does it. And that wasn't to me, that
was to her friend. But also what ended up happening
was they all those girls because but you know what,
here's the thing too, like is that we have to
talk to her this weekend. Then I want to hear

(21:42):
her say that, because here's the other thing, Like Crystal
was brought on. If some of those women were asked
to be brought on, Crystal got asked to be brought
on and she came on. So she made a decision
like she was everybody was white on the show. They
wanted to bring in some different diversity. So I feel
like Chris it was picked because she's beautiful, she has
this big wife, she's amazing, and then maybe the other

(22:04):
girls were hateful, and I feel bad for Crystal for that.
Crystals fabulous. I think she's an amazing addition of the show.
And I think there's like some weirdness going on maybe
in her group of friends. I can't figure that out.
I I personally think that, you know, as we start
to watch this and as we start to see things unfold,
um Sutton said, I counted she said fourteen words this

(22:28):
entire episode. She was very quiet, Like I honestly was
like one, two, three, and And here's where I have
a problem with this, Like I think you can be
hilarious on the show. I thought Garcel owned this first
episode of The Red one that was like she was
the most valuable player. I cannot take a housewife that

(22:54):
just irks people to the point of you know whatever,
but then doesn't speak in a reunion. And and here's
my thought process. I don't think Sutton speaking in this
reunion because Crystal has shipped on her. What why the

(23:20):
hell that again? So here's the thing. Sutton is all
over the place this entire season. She compares herself to glue,
she does all the things, but yet this entire reunion
she says nothing. Well, maybe the episode she'll say more.
I think I'm gonna bet I'm gonna bet you right now.

(23:41):
One Sutton doesn't say anything this entire reunion because no,
I'm bet No, my nos bitches right tell me this

(24:02):
ship because she knows I share everything. But my guess
is that Sutton is she sucked up. No, I think
Sutton realized she had a really good season. Because I also,
I've never been a fan of Sutton. All of a sudden,
I like her. I want to get a sweatshirt with
Sutton's face on. No, that's a little bit much. I
changed I turned I'm not embarrassed that I love Sutton

(24:25):
out of nowhere, and I did not like her beforeward,
all of a sudden, I turned on, you loved her
this reunion? She said, eleven and a half hour. How
many episodes? Hold on, here's who I loved. I honestly,
I love Calves. There's gonna be three. Okay, so next
week she might say a lot. So she's not saying

(24:46):
anything because Kyle told you this. Yeah, did Kyle tell
you this? No? She didn't, but I know her as
a human being. Alex did not tell me either. But
I know you're lying. She's one of those. She's lying.
Let's go, let's come to Kyle's room. Of course she's not,

(25:08):
because we're in the collar. We're if I got to
her hotel. Okay, anyways, she Kyle is in this hotel. No,
she's absolutely not. Wait, she got a better hotel. She
used her own money, Tamra, she got her own hotel.
By the way, we also have to Yeah, I should

(25:29):
have just got I know, but I'm so you guys
feel about Jurid having a little cry about the wind hine. Okay,
I don't give two ships about that, But what I
do want to ask you about is bless her heart?
That's so sad because he so Jed admitted this, this

(25:57):
reunion did her marriage. She's having problems in her marriage.
She didn't admit that she had problems in her marriage,
but yeah she did. She said, all this had happened
to you. You are being protectful. You need to talk
to us, like, talk to us like I'm gonna take
to read out of your pocket. Okay, up your asshole,

(26:21):
let's talk about it right now. I got right at
my endem out. Okay, listen, I was gonna wear some
pearls in my hair tonight, but then nobody put them in,
so funck off. You put some big butterflies. No. I
love to read to death, but I feel like that
whole storyline, it's like it's a heart like that. No,
we moved on, we're done and asked the question she

(26:43):
has and it's a real big But when Andy starts
fucking like, we don't really want to watch it. But
here's the thing. When Andy starts yawning, that's when you
know you gotta win a game. Man yawns. Yeah, when
seven women are talking like we're usually excited like anything

(27:04):
you guys say I'm hanging on the edge of my
seed some other tonight wasn't that exciting, But I'm hanging
on the edge of the hour of ted It was
the very first hour of time. He's already on it. Yeah,
I mean it was. It wasn't great whether she called
him out. Um, I think you know we're gonna do
what we gotta do here. But okay, so we've got

(27:24):
Crystal talking about her fourteen friends. We've got Crystal also, No,
we can't. We can't because this is my is got
something in the game. What do this is? This is
teddy softball team. Teddy plays softball with him every Sunday.
She wants us to hear about it. These are softball friends.
Haven't we moved on from Crystal to fourteen? No, because

(27:47):
we need to not move on from this one thing
that he said. It seems to be. Don't accuse someone
of saying something specifically very dork on time. Okay, So
this is my question. What what I felt really really
confused about throughout the entire thing is when she kept saying,

(28:09):
my truth, my feelings, this is how I'm doing. This
is a new situation. This is I needn't know y'all's opinion,
because I know I can be biased, So what do
you all think on that? I feel like she overspoke.
I think she made a big deal or nothing, and
she got caught and she has nothing to speak for it,

(28:29):
and she looks like she was lying. I'm gonna hope
you're gonna be honest here because that was where to God,
I have no skin in the game. I'm not like close.
I feel like with that whole situation, I felt like
it was an editing thing, Like there was something so
weird about the editing of all of that. It's like, well,

(28:50):
why wouldn't she say that? Now? I personally think if
I were to guess that Crystals said that hoping that
there was going to be a big situation. Then it passed.
Then she became close with Sutton. Her and Sutton had
a conversation because Whiles is sudden silent during the entire thing.

(29:11):
Sutton's like, well, I'm not saying she said something really racist,
but I'm saying that Sutton and Crystal came to an
agreement in which that kept Sutton silent this entire Sutton said, honestly,
twelve words the entire time Crystal's talking and Sutton's like this,
which She's always been really vocal, always vocal, So why

(29:34):
is she so exilent? So what do you think was that?
I don't know what was said. I only know what
I saw through. So you're saying that Crystal heard something,
saw something, and she's trying to backtrack and make it
sound something that it's I think Crystal probably hoped that
her relationships are going to form elsewhere within the group.

(29:55):
They did not form elsewhere in the group. So then
she went back to say, what do you you know?
That's all? That's all I can feel. What do you
really now? Show us your text? Yeah, you're welcome to
look at it. Honestly, I truthfully think the biggest issue

(30:16):
is that, um, Crystal just needs to stop trying to
worry about being perfect. But do you think she's trying
to worry about being perfect? I don't feel that either.
I also feel like, Cheddy, you and I are younger housewives, right,

(30:37):
You and I are like on the younger side of
the housewives. We've only done this a couple of years,
But I feel like I feel like I'm seeing a
different side from Crystal than any of the other women.
I feel like crystals speaking from emotion. Millennials are emotionally.
It's an emotional is what you are, and everything is
a big deal, like he never Here's the thing. I

(31:01):
think that Crystal were seeing a different side of houseless,
and I kind of appreciate. I would appreciated that if
that was the Crystal I had always seen. Here's I know.
Here's the thing. Was I ever that way? No? And
this is a girl that I referred always are yes

(31:26):
because I was scared. I was always scared. When I
went onto the show. I had extreme. I had never
I had this extreme. I'm just gonna be really frank
with you, guys, like I always my entire life grew
up with a dad who everybody loved. My mom and
my dad got divorced was when I was in third grade,

(31:47):
and all I wanted my entire life was for people
to like me. And I I didn't succeed in that,
and and and aner tame at standpoint I did with
my friends and my real day to day life. And
until I was hired on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
nobody gave me that shot. You know, I tried for

(32:11):
fifteen years to be an actor, and I'm just being
honest with you. Guys, nobody thought I was good enough,
And do you feel like you're not good enough after
you got fired from the show? Of course. I mean
my dad called me this week and he's like, hey,
just so you know your old boss. I'm like, who's
my old boss? I have a lot and he's like,
uh Andy Cohen asked me to go on, um watch

(32:34):
What Happens Live and I said, I'm not going on
without my daughter and I'm like, please, don't don't do that. Dad,
just go on, like you should promote your tour. And
he's like, but I know you and camera well at
least he's kind of got a few letters. Yeah, He's like,
he goes, I know you, and he goes, I know

(32:57):
you and camera are like really successful. So my Fuji
and my fun I mean, so I just I have
to be honest, like I I of course, I am
insecure and I always have been. And I've never been
a person that will always be able to show up.

(33:18):
I'm not going to be the girl that's going to
strut through every runway and and crush it. No, most
definitely not. But I will be vulnerable. Do you know
what I love about you is you don't give a
shit about any of that, and you are a fucking
hustler and you bust your ass and you do everything
you can. And I don't want to cry to be

(33:41):
like the best person, the best business person, the best mom,
the best daughter, the best wife. You don't let any
of that stop you, because I'll tell you right now,
the amount of shite, the amount of hate and ship
you get, i'd be in the fetal position. I really would. No,
damn you're about us in that way. No, you are.

(34:02):
Here's here's why I love what we get to do
right now. People don't. The thing is like, people don't
know what you bomb through. They just think you grew
up with a silver spoon in your mouth and everything
was great. Your dad was John Mellencamp. I know from
what we've talked about. That's not the case. That is
not the case. She went through a lot of ship.
You have to imagine when I opened my twenty three

(34:22):
in me today and I fucking the fear. You're like,
thank god he's my dad. Well, I don't know she
had to buy you're more famous than your dad. I
trying to act interested, but I like today. I actually
was like, what is John Cougar mellencamping? What's the biggest
song about Jack and I, I mean, I hate to

(34:46):
break it too. He's in the rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. No, I know I'm one. No, I'm the
same age as Teddy, but I I know he's a
but like, but we're well. He said that when he
goes Teddy, will you please promote my album? But we
have to get into Diana, you guys, because I need

(35:08):
to know did she eat a soft focus or I
want to because she looks hottest spot Now? There was
like she'd been getting the Kardashiant Is she doing the shots?
Her arms were like, is that what Kim Kardashians doing
the shots? Yeah? I mean Andy said, what are we
all going to do with the wh What is the

(35:29):
long term effect? The girls are taking them? Next week
You'll be No, you're not. You're a workout king, but
the girls are getting shots. They're like, um, you have
to qualify for them. I work out all the time,
but I'm just petite. I'm little. I've always been like that,
but must be settling in weird places at my age.

(35:51):
But I'm fighting it every second in the way. But
you know what, I eat healthy and I work out
all the time, so I do the best I can.
But but if I couldn't young, yeah, yeah, but I
can get a shot. I'll get a shot. Well either way,
we have to get into Diana because are you what
is your thought process on Diana as a housewife? I

(36:12):
won't know what's so weird is I'm so in the
minority on this because like I kind of enjoyed Diana.
I didn't get it. I didn't get why everybody haters
so much. And it kind of felt a little bit
conspiracy theory to me, like everyone's like, oh, she hung
out with Epstein and I'm like, okay, calm down, Like
that would come out. Listen if somebody, nobody, nobody knew

(36:37):
what he's doing a plant me on a jet. I'll
hang out with anybody. When I was like doing hair
in l A and like all these rich people be like, oh,
fly to the South of France of me or whatever,
And if I flew with them and I was in
photos with these billionaires, then everybody like, oh, Justin's one
of those weirdoes, Like you don't know who you're hanging
out without time. That's a huge conversation. People are crazy.

(36:59):
So with Diane, I don't get what everyone's like here.
But here's where, here's where I go crazy and hate me.
If you guys want to know you guys are listening
to me like this hosshold, but like, I don't get it.
I don't personally think that Diana was a great housewife.
I thought she was good on this reunion at certain points.
I think she loved Hodd in the reunion for sure.
But my thing is, if you here's here's truly my thought.

(37:24):
If you are so rich when you start housewives, it's problematic.
If you can sue anybody in their mother, it's problematic.
You have to have enough, you have to have enough
thirst that you're gonna freaking work for your title. So
with that's a good point with Cathy. If you're really quick,

(37:52):
people who are billionaires in the world, right, you have
a billion dollars in the bank, You have everything going
for you. What's the one thing you can't buy? It? People?
Wrong thing? If you're so rich, she didn't want it
that bad, no show. If I had a billion dollars,
I would disappear. I would I having sex. But Scoot

(38:14):
every day hot dogs. Yeah, yesod, I'd be watching you
and Scoot having sex. Yes. But here's the thing. This
is what pissed me off about her as a housewife
in general. Always from the beginning, when you sign up
to do Housewives, and you have to understand this. You know,

(38:36):
when they say you're going to go to this hotel,
this is what you're gonna do. And then you're gonna
either choose to go skiing. Are you going to choose
to go blah blah blah, like to the spot story before.
And I believe I agree with you. But a job
and if you don't show up, but when you have
so much money, but there, that's what you bring to
the tape, doesn't Kathy? Kathy's the most famous woman in

(38:59):
house why history? But I have a question, Hapthy Hilton
walks into restaurant, you know who Kathy Hilton's whether or
not you watch Bravo, So take Bravo out like everybody
has followers whatever. But if but if you're in, if
you're in, if you're anywhere in the world and Kathy
Hilton walks in, that's Cathy. People knew Kathy Housewives, Ye, Housewives,

(39:22):
It's Bravo is such a small world, which I love.
Why do you think she signed up to do it?
She wanted to sword her sister. She wanted to remind
Kyle that Kyle's on that show because of her. That's
how I feel. And I love Kyle. I love Kyle,
but I kind of feel that way. I feel like

(39:42):
I feel like Kathy did it to remind Kyle it's
like you're on the show. Because season one, everybody said
Kyle Richards Kathy Hilton's sister. Everybody said that. No, they
said Paris Hilton's aunt. Yeah, so Paris Hilton's aunt, Kathy Hilton. No. No,
here's the thing. And I'm not even saying that in
a mean way because I love Kyle and Kyle's fucking fabulous,

(40:03):
But Kathy is o g ship. Kathy Hilton walks into
rest your like, that's Kathy Hilton. If you had to
make a try that's a housewife, would you would you
rather have sex with Kathy Hilton or Kyle Read? It
doesn't matter matters who who do I want to Who
do I want to do a Conko line with Kathy Hilton?

(40:31):
And you guys, that's always like me being really respectful, like,
I love Kyle, She's fabulous, and she's done and we've
had this, actually had a conversation before in a group tex.
Kathy's like at a different level, Okay, fine, we're moving
on from this. What I need to know what you
guys think in regards to Garcell and Diana and all
of that that's going on between the two of them.

(40:54):
Do you think that there's a possibility that Diana hired
Boughts to attack? That would be the dirtiest thing in
the entire world, and I would be shocked and so
grossed out, But at this point nothing shocks me. But
I don't believe it. I personally don't. I don't like
any mother. I think the I think the Brava fan

(41:15):
base me included, all of us were part of the
Brava family. I think people have gotten so crazily now.
I'm like, what are these people doing the believe I
don't believe that. I don't tell you that. I didn't
want to. Just Diana looked like she was reading off
Q cards this entire episode, and I was like, I

(41:36):
wanted Andy to confirm that she had COVID, and he
also didn't do that when he said, you don't look
sick Andy. Andy has zero poker face, like he's he
when he's not into something. When when Crystal can't really
likes somebody, Yeah, you can't. I can't match with Kyle.

(41:58):
What do you mean, like the foots are matching? Well,
I don't think they texted about that before they know. Absolutely,
he texts Kyle and said, can we match outfits? You
think they just randomly or impeached? Oh my god, that's
so cute. That. Okay, guys, we're really doing the best

(42:21):
that we can. But we're kind of drunk and you
should see the table in front of us. Yeah, continue
to get a picture of that. We're doing all the things.
We would really recap the entire episode of a Housewife
of Salt Lake City, but in a surprising turn of events,
we have Lisa Barlow who will be coming on with that,

(42:42):
So you guys have to tune in because it's really
better than anything you could have ever asked for. She's
more beautiful in person and so tiny, well not even
about the tiny, like she didn't give any as like
she told us all the things. Well, she's exactly who
she is on the show. I feel like she's she's

(43:03):
kind of more more. I think she gave us more
than she gives us on the show, because I think
on the show she really wants everybody too. I think
she's still looking for Marit's approval, do you guys agree
with me? And maybe Mari's approval, but also America's approval
like the viewers. But I feel like she's going to

(43:24):
move into a place where she really don't give any
act because we loved her tonight, and I think to
get to that point that she was like, yeah, she
wants to let lose loved her. She's a catch at
the bar with her out and her husband's kind of

(43:45):
amazing too. I honestly he's kind of hot. Yeah, he's
really hot, nice and sweet, like no ego, how many
tips have you put it in? Why did you just
say teddy you got pink hair? Now, Lisson, you're edgy,
she's a edgy alright, guys, Well to wrap up to

(44:08):
teas in a poe. But we will be back tomorrow
and we hope that you guys keep listening. We're sorry
we couldn't properly fully recapital Housewives of Lovely Hills because
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