November 6, 2023 • 32 mins
Teddi is joined by her childhood friend, Shep Rose! Have Teddi and Shep ever kissed???
Shep explains why he won’t ask Brynn Whitfield on a date and what kind of partner he is looking for.
Plus, Shep explains why men cheat…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, I oh that I.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Have to do that fucking introduction. Shepherd.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is my podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We are live from the BRAVOCN twat Sweet and this
is our final episode and I am with Shepherd Rose.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Do you have a number at the end?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
William Shepherd Rose, William Shepherd Rose, the third who, I
hate to say it, his.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Older sister was the cooler one growing up. She all
wanted to be Katie.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, she was cool. Yeah, this is the final episode.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So I remember last year at BRAVOCN you told me
you were not coming back.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You said, I'm done, I'm traveling the world.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And then and listen, I don't It's not that I
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I just don't have the can you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Zip up your pantshop You've been trying to get it
in since the seventh.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Grade, never never to.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's actually the first question. Everybody wants to know if
we ever made out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't know, if we kissed. I don't Sorry, John Cons,
John Conn jumped his bones.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hold on which one's John Con?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Remember my friend from Episcopal I love? Yeah, he was
like a Viking.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
John constable, but I was trying to remember who, like
my you were in love with?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
N No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Like you hooked up with somebody? Yeah, Nick Rose the.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
One, but no Shep. This is the always.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The part that gets me is that Shep now Julianaki.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh no, everyone everyone did.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
But you were in love with Jenny Sondfield.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
She was the girlfriend my best friend's girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He cried over somebody. Who was it? Jackie Cleese, Rock
sand Party, Roxandery. That's what was There was one Okay,
I knew I was going to get to it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, Sarati was remember dating on and off too. It
was a very small island.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, guys, here's the thing. We grew up on an island.
It was twelve miles long.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
There was thirteen people in each class and high school
literally I think eighteen tops.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And I still couldn't pull off homecoming queen. But Justice
did because she did. She's a cuter one. But I'm funny.
But that here's the thing we were talking.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Everybody was asking me as we came in, They're like, okay,
so you've known Sheep from the beginning. Was he always
this like Casanova? Everybody loved this bad guy cheater type. Sorry,
you do have a reputation that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Women, and they certainly, gosh, they won't leave me alone.
Hold on, I'm a weak man.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
But you weren't a cheater type when we were younger.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You were a softy week blimmer. I was into sports,
like I didn't give a fuck about girls, like for
a long time. And then one day, one day on
the eighth grade remember the eighth grade couch. Remember we
had the couch. Yeah, Like, it was like the eighth
grade area, somebody some girls were wrestling, and I was like,
(03:28):
what's happening. Ah I and I like jumped in there,
and I was like, I'm no longer into sports. I
mean I was, but like I was like, oh, I
started missing jump shots. I was in basketball. Basketball was
my love.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He was so good.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I mean in Hilton Had, I mean, there wasn't a
ton of I don't think anybody went to the NBA.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, But I played varsity in the eighth grade. I
started varsity in the ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I was a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It was the only thing I cared about. The only
thing I cared about was basketball.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, we all cared about your Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh my god, those are epic.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, so shep used to have a Christmas party every year,
but he also has a little brother named Wed and
my parents Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Let's let's clarify it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But I have to tell you, like, there wasn't clubs
or anything like that, like nightclubs or anything in Hilton Head.
But the one thing that you needed to make sure
that you got on the invite list too was to
your Christmas party, and if you didn't, you would find
out the night before and then you were in a
code read moment of how to get your friends in.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We're always invited, you know that.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well I always was that I had some Unfortunately it
wasn't like it was like engraved invitations.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Usually everybody just came there anyway. But you kind of
had to know Rip and Fran.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, you had to know ripon Fran and you also
had to figure out how many boons farm you were
going to get in and.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
How like I had six dollars, so I'd be like
I need two strawberry hills and.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you remember those little pastries? My mom, god my,
think about this.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Hold on, I have to ask you a question about
Fran because you said something about Bren that you would
have gone on a date with Brent and introduced her
to your mom, but you were worried what your mom
would say.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
What does that mean? Because I went to all kinds
of places.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't want to be in a celebrity relationship.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh so you figured you might as well just what
are on television?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well? No, Well, what I've learned on the show a
little bit or being involved with Bravo is I God
love Bravo, Thank you Bravo and the fans, A YadA, YadA, YadA.
I don't want to be in the Bloga sphere or
Bravo sphere, whatever you call it. I really don't want
I read those articles that pop up on my Instagram
(05:41):
or Twitter or whatever, and I cringe a little bit,
like I did, you know, And it's so trivial and trite,
and like it makes me sick a little bit. Like
I love being on I love, you know, being in
front of the camera, Like I thrive in that position
and I love that part, but the ancillary stupidity and
(06:02):
like I just feel, you know, Look, I love dumbing
through an US magazine just as much as anybody else.
But I don't really think I want to be on
the cover or anything like. I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean, shep is well read, he's he's significantly more
educated than people like myself.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean, who is your favorite teacher?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
My favorite teacher?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Miss shout out to English teacher?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Who was our art teacher?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
It was Remember it was Dupes, it was the Dupes.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Do you still talk to Becca?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean she's married to uh Barry or Edwards? The Edwards.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh yeah, well you know Robin.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Is Where is Robin? And how is wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh my gosh, do you know who Robin's husband is?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, he went to Tulane or something.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, yeah, he went to Tulane. Now he's the president
of the fucking Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yes? Remember the guy that she met at too late?
He is the president.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
She wins. As far as like trajectory of Hilton Head.
So Brinn, I never met her. I'm looking for it,
looking forward to meeting her. She's new, right, this is
her first I think, And I don't know her, but
(07:26):
I think she's kind of outrageous and she's good at
being outrageous. I just that scares it, like I don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Be for you.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
No, I think that it would be a story in
a New York minute, No pun intended. And I don't
really want to be a part of a story like
a you know, I just I don't know. How is that?
How is that beneficial to me?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, I have a question, how is how have your
current relationships been beneficial to you?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, I'm that's a good point, but but they're not
in the news, you know, like your situation.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What Taylor is the entire storyline this year on your season?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well, I'm still day, I'm dating now and I'm Taylor. No, no, no, no,
who are you dating? Certain people? And I've actually had
a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Are they here?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
No they're not on TV.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, well they will be next season then maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But no, Yeah, I'm enjoying being single at the moment
and that and that doesn't mean like I'm not my
twenty thirty and even early thirties year old self anymore.
Like I'd like like to get to know people and
like spend a weekend with them and like kind of
get to know them, like and that's fun, man, I'm
telling you, it's being singles, Like I don't know. In
(08:39):
my I'm obviously in a good position. You know like
it's not a Riah's like amazing, right, Oh big time?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You can I see your photo?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah? Sure, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
The first picture is kind of are you showing your body?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No, it's it's very preppy. But I think it's really
good too.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's I am deceased. This is your first photo.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, let's see your caption TV for now, we'll see
Charleston la wherever.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That sosious that I cannot be bottled up. I can't
be defined. Okay you want me? Okay, cool story, bro. No,
that that is Puerto Rico four years ago. That that's
that book says how to live with a huge penis.
I found what I heard. No, it's not true a book. Hey,
(09:32):
nobody's ever asked for a refund. I'll tell you that
they know you're.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Not going to pay. Oh I miss her?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah me too. That's me on a surfboard and a
Dominican Republic on a horse and Charleston relaxing.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's a cute picture. All right.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So we're on Riah. We're doing all the things. But
I'm going to have to grill you a little bit.
You don't get to fully steer the ship. Sure, are
you still in love to.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I will always love Taylor. I am not in love
with Taylor, but I will always Like you don't understand,
these are her brother's boots. Yeah, these are her brother's boots.
Her family gave me these boots when he died, and uh,
it's it means a lot to me. And he did too.
He was he was like me, like I I was,
(10:22):
I am worth. He is me point two or whatever.
And her his mom and dad. I mean, he was
a wild man. He had a gear that I don't have. Yeah,
and God God rest him. But her family means a
lot to me. Look, they're they're very religious there, but
they walk the walk and they they actually talk and
(10:44):
walk the walk whatever. And so it's a closeness that
I don't ever want to get rid of. And I
will always love her and and I will always I mean,
I visit their family. I still text her. I saw
her mom's here to but I text her mom and
dad and sister and her. We have a sunset competition
(11:05):
who can text the prettiest sunset.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So there's true love there.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Kidding, man, you don't spend time with somebody and get
to know them and continue to do that without really
really caring about them and that means something.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
But I have to ask you, then, why do men cheat? Why?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Honestly, what happened?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well, I don't know, like at what point if this
person is that special to you in that family and.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Listen, I'm not asking this in a judgment. A lot
every fucking relationship is.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Skewed, honestly, Like if you went through what we went through.
As far as I'm talking about the cheating quote unquote cheating,
a lot of it, A lot of it, let's say
eighty percent of it. Seventy five percent of it was
her going through my phone and finding flirtations or drunken overtures.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Shep if you're happy, I can tell you with one
hundred percent certainty, you could go through my phone or
my DMS or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I am not flirting with a man ever.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Okay, Yeah, it's just different.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
But why do you feel they need to do that?
Is it for validation? Is it to puff you up?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Like? No, it's like a da Like you're drunk and
you're in a hotel and.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You feel lonely or you need validation.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You're like, I'm not a guy who's like she's gone
come over, Like I'm not that person at all. Right,
It's what it's just like weak dumb moments basically fueled
by alcohol, one hundred percent fueled by alcohol.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And I mean listen, when I was when I was
younger and I was in high school, I was a
cheater too. But do you feel like there was so
much that went down? I feel like on Southern Charm,
it's almost everybody's allowed, they're given passes.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
But then we see on scammed.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
She didn't go through my phone, we'd probably be yeah.
And and by the way, I also you want to
hear I I told her sister that I was gonna
propose her. I'm sorry, Taylor, like, but she knows this.
This is this is a complete fact. We we we
went through a thing where I was at the I
was at the UGA National Championship game in Indianapolis with
(13:20):
my trainer. I took my trainer, we got tickets. He's
awesome and and uh, he's a he played football in
college and Georgia one and there was a girl that
he trained who's like the hot girl to gym and
she went to Georgia and we I was always just like, yeah,
go dogs, you know. And after the game champion post
(13:42):
championship euphoria. We made out and nothing else happened, and
I texted her like, hey, glad it didn't happen. Go dogs,
you know, would have been fun, you know or whatever?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
So do you not consider kissing cheating?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I don't. I don't. I don't know what do I know?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Am I cop?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
What is hooking up to you? What is hooking up?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oral?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Oh my gosh? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So or you look all right?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So he says we hooked up? What does that mean?
Does that mean sad?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Close?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Were off? Okay? So do you a casual makeout? But
we didn't get just the tip.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
In discipline speaking in a Southern Charm season nine, according
to Austin and Taylor, that all they did was kiss,
which I hadn't just kissed, well except for the National
Championship game since the nineties.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Do you think they're they actually have feelings for one another?
Those two? I don't know, man, what do you think
she's just trying to get?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's a good question anyway, Now we'll get to that.
So what was I saying? So, yeah, the National Championship
game that happened, but oh oh so again, if you
don't just don't go through people's phones. Usually like I'm
with you, I'm with you, You're staying with me six
nights a week. I love you. We go out to dinner, like,
(15:09):
don't worry about when I'm fucking I love I think.
I think in thirty years your traditional marriage will be
a joke. People laugh at how that works.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But but do you want to be a dad?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Sure, but do you want to be a dad with
anyway you can't listen?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Do you want to be a dad?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Fake proposal that I almost yes, get to us. So
we were going to the RiPP and Fran bought everybody
the Rose Clan thing at a dude ranch in Ida, okay,
and Taylor was supposed to go. We were together and
then everything but no, this was another thing a bottle
service gold dmdur and said I was hitting on her
(15:49):
where I was blacked out. I have no idea, don't
even remember. Craig was there. Craig was like he was,
he couldn't move like he was.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Craig also thinks pandas don't exist.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I know, so, oh my god. So anyway, and then
and at the same time, I'm gonna being very honest
here and then she but before she damned her her.
I was at their parents' house and we were her sister.
We were all together, and I was like, Hey, it's
(16:19):
Wimbledon Sunday. Yokovich just lost the first set. Let's watch.
And her dad, oh I love, and her mom, who
I love, We're like, oh, well, record it. I was like,
record it. He just lost the first set to Curios
And they're like, we're watching church on TV as a family.
But my proposal, we were gonna go to the dude
ranch and I was gonna put the ring under the
(16:39):
horn of the saddle, and she was gonna jump up there,
and I was gonna kneel before the horse and say
yay or nay for the love.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I already want to divorce you from that proposal.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You want to hear the other idea.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's a terrible one.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Continue it was we were gonna be in six flags
no no a sex flags ever.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yes, and we're gonna tick up to the top of
the roller coaster. And I was gonna open up a
fake ring and be like, will you marrying? Life flies
like flies around and then like flies away, and then
when when you get into the station and you have
the real one, that was gonna be my other one. Honestly,
(17:22):
my whole life is just a aim at comedy. I
am not serious about anything I think is, but I
feel like that is.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Listen, since I have known you since the fourth grade,
I do think a little bit of it is your persona.
You've now created this as your new life because I
believe you are a softy, you are a good person
and keep you going, and you you actually like I
remember when I was struggling as a you know, a
(17:54):
teenager or whatever it was, or guy issues or what like,
we would come to you and talk to you and
you and you always gave us good sound advice. And
I just am curious what your actual real goals are
when it comes to your future.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, I mean, I just think I'm getting older and
I'm like, I don't hate my life, and and then
you get set in your ways and you don't want
to change, because why change a good thing. I definitely
don't want to stare at a at a baby in
a straw and like in a rocker for three years
(18:32):
before it talks or whatever. Like, I'm just not going
to do that. I'm going to be And I mean,
I I want someone that talks. I would like that
a baby that just talks.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Right off the bat, would you like dove, I'll gift
her to you for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And no, I don't know. I don't know, Like I
don't If I know that, I'd be a good dad.
But I just don't know if I'm willing to go through.
But I know, you know, they say as soon as
the baby he was born, your life changes. I totally
get that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I don't after what you've said, I actually don't think
your's what.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, one day
maybe what.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Does France say? And does Witch?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
She wouldn't say she's shit. My mom is awesome. She
has five grandkids.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I was gonna say, does Wit have kids and Katie?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It has two, a girl and a boy. And Katie
has three girls. Yeah, they were on last season or
two seasons ago. Remember they went I took them to
get ice cream. It was a really sweet scene.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
See, Okay, so you have a great family, you have
everything going on?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Heah, yeah I do. I do. And I don't know, man,
like I just does it suit me? Not really on
the surface, I don't know. Here's my life. How I've
planned it out so far. I know what I'm doing
till December seventeenth of this year.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Why why is that today You've chosen because.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'm going hunting, Oh my god, in Texas.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Still all I know?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's all. After that, I have no idea. I don't
know what I'm doing New Year's. Don't know what January
looks like, don't I know? And then in June, I'm
going to Cuba of fish for Tarpin.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That's that's the only want to live by your own
terms all the time.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't want to plan anything I'm not.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Then do you ever get hurt? Do you feel sad
like when you.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Liar when you saw when you saw the pictures of
Taylor that she sent to Whitney.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, you were going to say it didn't phase you whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I was more sad than anything else because I was like,
this isn't the person that I knew.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
But but do you think you did it to her?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah? I have a ton of guilt. I feel like
I like brought her into this fast moving river and
and uh she couldn't find a raft and so and
she it just got faster and like she she she
was her own worst enemy.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And now that you've been at Bravo con, if you
had to go through and now I know it's not
bren even though I love Brenn.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
If you had to pick one Bravo celebrity to have
a one night stand.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
With, well, I'm flirty, and I mean nothing's happened, but
I'm flirty with hold On, she's awesome.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
She's so you've already made out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
No we haven't, but like we we tacked. It's totally harmless.
But like she's to me, like, you know, I love that,
like persian look like it's you know, it's she's fun.
She makes sex toys and sells them.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, I mean that's a pretty good Okay, so Gg's
your number one pick.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well, I don't know, I mean promise, I don't know anybody.
I literally know nobody on the.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Channel, Channel the channel when your remote.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Kyle Richards going on today with this girl her best
friend Mickey Macy marky DEI I don't know who that is.
I have no idea who that is?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Mickey, how did you confuse and Mickey.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I just I'm not I wouldn't know her if he
came up and punched me in the balls. I wouldn't
know her.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Well, did you think that Mickey Slashty it was hot?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You were on your name was brought up in a
bad way. Did you see it? It's on my on
my story.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
No, did I get here?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, they were I forgot what this question was, but
they both said Teddy. I think they were like being complimentary.
I couldn't hear.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, but now I have to ask because it was
such a big, huge topic. Would you compare yourself to
like a Tom Sandoval or a Schwartz.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh, Schwartz is the sweetest, greatest guy. I hope I'm
a Schwartz.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You would say you're Schwartz.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I would hope.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So everybody's asking me if they think that I would
be more into Schwartz or knowing me.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Who you think, Oh you like Sandy Well Schwartz. Schwartz
is like the he can use the American guys, maybe
use a touch of a shower. Okay, well, look or
body wise. I think Taylor said that she likes Schwartz.
After we broke up, She's like, I want to me,
I want to hang Yeah, so do you have I
(23:12):
got no, No, I don't know. No, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Everything's better.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And that's the thing with Austin and Taylor, Like if
anybody understands attraction and and and just like LUs, it's me.
Not that I'm mister, I'm Fabio or anything, but I
do understand me.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I think that Fabio is a sexual icon.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It this one. Yes, I don't know. He's on the
cover of novels, you know, like the shirt off. But
I just I totally get it. Man, man and woman.
It's the oldest story.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
In the world, right, Like, so, who's your restaurant on
the show? Male, Whitney Whitney, do you like his mom?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Love his mom?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Is his mom like like a Missus Richardson or what
is she?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
No, is that to say that's one of our No?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
No, no, we love, we love, we love Missus Richardson.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Oh we don't love Whitney's mom.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
No, Let me say that Whitney's mom reminds me of
my grandmother and that she definitely looks down her nose
at certain things. Yeah, and that's fine, And my mom's
kind of like can be like that she's getting worse and.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
She's getting older, was like never judgment so cool.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, yeah, but now she's like, can you imagine? And anyway,
I'm like, yeah, yeah, anyhow, I really like Patricia. She's
been kind to me, but she if she doesn't like you, man,
it's a bad place to be.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I think, yeah, being as you know, you don't want
to have to look at a thing until they're able
to share words and do all that.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
What are your three number one things you look for
in a partner.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Intelligence, Well, here's the thing, like worldly, you know, Like
I don't know that. This is my big conundrum mentally,
because Taylor was like a blank slate and so I
kind of loved that I showed her things that she
(25:27):
had never even thought about before, and that was fun.
I liked. I love playing the tour guide. But like,
how about and I don't you know somebody who But
then I've known I've dated girls from like Palm Beach
who are like, you know, super rich and whatever, and
they've they've been everywhere, and that that's not exactly what
(25:47):
I'm looking for either. I don't know. I don't know
somebody who's humble but like from a solid family.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And that can laugh not take themselves too seriously.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
But if you take yourself seriously, you can fuck all
the way off.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, you can fuck that. That's kind of how I
feel too, Like you have to be able to laugh
at yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
But I don't know, I just don't know. It'd be
nice if I like, so I was like, oh, you know,
we go to Barbados in the summer, Like, oh, we
go to Linnville. Let's split time or what? You know
what I mean, Like I want to just like live comfortably,
like I don't want to do much.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I mean I essentially just called our friends from growing
up because answered, yeah, weirdly, I'm.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
They answered right away with them, No, you're only friends
with the dudes.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah that's right, but like those are annoying.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
So, I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Shep had a slight amount of mystique because he did
leave us in the eighth grade.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
He is two years older than me. For the record,
ye are you forty forty four?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Feel good my niece?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
But how you need a hip replacement yet?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
No, I'm pretty hid.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Joke, I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But no, we all we all kind of talk about
it and we're like, I was like, listen, I don't know,
I don't want southern charm.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Everybody wants me to have this moment with Shep. What
do I need to remember?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
And they were like, you just need to remember that
Shep always had the most fun. Yeah, he did everything
he could for everybody. And you always had a good heart.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I appreciate. And that's DUDEI frand and rip, Yeah, you
know what I mean, and shout out to the Christmas
parties and shout out.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
To always making sure I was on the list.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That's my mom and dad. They just they And and
by the way, I think life, look, man, we're so lucky,
you know that, the way we grew up and just
our circumstances, right. And by the way, there's also studies
of who are the happiest people in the world, and
you'd be surprised at the results of that. And usually
these people live by the ocean. Yeah yeah, And so
(28:04):
I just think, like the only goal in life is
to keep a smile on your face. Everything else is bullshit.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Well, I think also it's a big wake up call
to I mean, I have kids, and now I have
kids that are becoming teenagers and they are so there'll
be moments where they're so freaking hyghmenus they're.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Like, no, I need to do this. I need to
do that.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm like when I was and like it's I used
to make fun of my parents when I was younger,
but I was like when I was your age.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
We hung out in a field.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
We did. Yeah, we would park cars in a field
and with Natty Ice and just get ship faced like
and try to like pick mushrooms that were probably poisoned, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Tip cows like I can't, like, I can't with your
diva behavior.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
We figured you remember, y'all. So Teddy Teddy called, like
the guys are I mean, we definitely weren't texting.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Back then, and pictures mine was egg planted.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
She's like, my dad's in town, wants to play two
hand touch on the on the beach. And we were
like fuck you because like we had no cots out
of anything. We were just like, all right, fine, only.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
If we can borrow your grimlin.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, or play with the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah yeah, I had two monkeys.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And we partied at her house. We partied at Teddy's house.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Your house was a big party.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
No, it was the same, but it was different because
she you had the pool with the waterfall that we
jump off, and the trampoline and the monkey and the mom, who.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Just oh, So anyways, guys, you have to keep tuning in.
Shep is always a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I appreciate you for coming on anytime. And so last
year you said you weren't coming.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Tedrow, Oh, Ted Tedrow. That's her nickname. Everybody call her
Tedrow from now on. Nobody called her anything else growing up,
so ted it was not the best of the worst
name ever. It's just kind of fun best.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, they asked the girl. The girls asked me. They
were like, were you cool in high school?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I was like, I think so.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
You were unsure of yourself weirdly, but then at times
you'd be like the coolest girl in the room, like
you were up the place, Like it's like an EKG.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You know what? That still rings true.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Life support Claire. She's dying, she's too high, she's too hot.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
That's pretty much accurate. And I'm glad that I haven't
matured at all. And we're thty two years old, the
same exact human and so is SHEP. So thank you
guys for tuning in to to teas in a pod
with Shepherd, wrote William Shepherd rose this third third and uh,
do you think next year we are going to have
(30:52):
Are you going to say anything right now, Like you're
not coming back next year like you did to me.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
No. Look, last year was really tough because my my
relationship was torn apart on camera and I was just
like I was pissed. I was pissed. But honestly, when that,
the Bravo has a unique ability to give you enough
time to forget about the ship you were pissed about,
and they're like, we're ready again, and you're like, oh yeah,
(31:18):
but actually the filming part's not the problem. It's just
like it's wondering what you know the aftermath and but whatever,
I'm so zen about it now, man. Look and Bravo Con,
like you meet people are like your show gives me happiness,
and you can see it, especially a week like this
or a weekend like this. At Bravo Con. You meet
(31:39):
these people and it's inspiring. I get inspired and I
get happy, and it's an affirmation.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I agree, except when I look at your shirt and
then I get confused.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
While you have a bottle of alcohol pouring into a cut,
I am about to go off
Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, I oh that I.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Have to do that fucking introduction. Shepherd.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is my podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We are live from the BRAVOCN twat Sweet and this
is our final episode and I am with Shepherd Rose.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Do you have a number at the end?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
William Shepherd Rose, William Shepherd Rose, the third who, I
hate to say it, his.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Older sister was the cooler one growing up. She all
wanted to be Katie.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, she was cool. Yeah, this is the final episode.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So I remember last year at BRAVOCN you told me
you were not coming back.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You said, I'm done, I'm traveling the world.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And then and listen, I don't It's not that I
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I just don't have the can you.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Zip up your pantshop You've been trying to get it
in since the seventh.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Grade, never never to.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's actually the first question. Everybody wants to know if
we ever made out.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't know, if we kissed. I don't Sorry, John Cons,
John Conn jumped his bones.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hold on which one's John Con?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Remember my friend from Episcopal I love? Yeah, he was
like a Viking.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
John constable, but I was trying to remember who, like
my you were in love with?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
N No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Like you hooked up with somebody? Yeah, Nick Rose the.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
One, but no Shep. This is the always.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The part that gets me is that Shep now Julianaki.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh no, everyone everyone did.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
But you were in love with Jenny Sondfield.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
She was the girlfriend my best friend's girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He cried over somebody. Who was it? Jackie Cleese, Rock
sand Party, Roxandery. That's what was There was one Okay,
I knew I was going to get to it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, Sarati was remember dating on and off too. It
was a very small island.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, guys, here's the thing. We grew up on an island.
It was twelve miles long.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
There was thirteen people in each class and high school
literally I think eighteen tops.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And I still couldn't pull off homecoming queen. But Justice
did because she did. She's a cuter one. But I'm funny.
But that here's the thing we were talking.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Everybody was asking me as we came in, They're like, okay,
so you've known Sheep from the beginning. Was he always
this like Casanova? Everybody loved this bad guy cheater type. Sorry,
you do have a reputation that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Women, and they certainly, gosh, they won't leave me alone.
Hold on, I'm a weak man.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
But you weren't a cheater type when we were younger.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You were a softy week blimmer. I was into sports,
like I didn't give a fuck about girls, like for
a long time. And then one day, one day on
the eighth grade remember the eighth grade couch. Remember we
had the couch. Yeah, Like, it was like the eighth
grade area, somebody some girls were wrestling, and I was like,
(03:28):
what's happening. Ah I and I like jumped in there,
and I was like, I'm no longer into sports. I
mean I was, but like I was like, oh, I
started missing jump shots. I was in basketball. Basketball was
my love.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He was so good.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I mean in Hilton Had, I mean, there wasn't a
ton of I don't think anybody went to the NBA.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, But I played varsity in the eighth grade. I
started varsity in the ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I was a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It was the only thing I cared about. The only
thing I cared about was basketball.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, we all cared about your Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh my god, those are epic.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, so shep used to have a Christmas party every year,
but he also has a little brother named Wed and
my parents Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Let's let's clarify it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But I have to tell you, like, there wasn't clubs
or anything like that, like nightclubs or anything in Hilton Head.
But the one thing that you needed to make sure
that you got on the invite list too was to
your Christmas party, and if you didn't, you would find
out the night before and then you were in a
code read moment of how to get your friends in.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We're always invited, you know that.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well I always was that I had some Unfortunately it
wasn't like it was like engraved invitations.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Usually everybody just came there anyway. But you kind of
had to know Rip and Fran.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, you had to know ripon Fran and you also
had to figure out how many boons farm you were
going to get in and.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
How like I had six dollars, so I'd be like
I need two strawberry hills and.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Do you remember those little pastries? My mom, god my,
think about this.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Hold on, I have to ask you a question about
Fran because you said something about Bren that you would
have gone on a date with Brent and introduced her
to your mom, but you were worried what your mom
would say.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
What does that mean? Because I went to all kinds
of places.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't want to be in a celebrity relationship.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh so you figured you might as well just what
are on television?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well? No, Well, what I've learned on the show a
little bit or being involved with Bravo is I God
love Bravo, Thank you Bravo and the fans, A YadA, YadA, YadA.
I don't want to be in the Bloga sphere or
Bravo sphere, whatever you call it. I really don't want
I read those articles that pop up on my Instagram
(05:41):
or Twitter or whatever, and I cringe a little bit,
like I did, you know, And it's so trivial and trite,
and like it makes me sick a little bit. Like
I love being on I love, you know, being in
front of the camera, Like I thrive in that position
and I love that part, but the ancillary stupidity and
(06:02):
like I just feel, you know, Look, I love dumbing
through an US magazine just as much as anybody else.
But I don't really think I want to be on
the cover or anything like. I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean, shep is well read, he's he's significantly more
educated than people like myself.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean, who is your favorite teacher?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
My favorite teacher?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Miss shout out to English teacher?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Who was our art teacher?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
It was Remember it was Dupes, it was the Dupes.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Do you still talk to Becca?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean she's married to uh Barry or Edwards? The Edwards.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh yeah, well you know Robin.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Is Where is Robin? And how is wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh my gosh, do you know who Robin's husband is?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, he went to Tulane or something.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, yeah, he went to Tulane. Now he's the president
of the fucking Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yes? Remember the guy that she met at too late?
He is the president.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
She wins. As far as like trajectory of Hilton Head.
So Brinn, I never met her. I'm looking for it,
looking forward to meeting her. She's new, right, this is
her first I think, And I don't know her, but
(07:26):
I think she's kind of outrageous and she's good at
being outrageous. I just that scares it, like I don't
want to.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Be for you.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
No, I think that it would be a story in
a New York minute, No pun intended. And I don't
really want to be a part of a story like
a you know, I just I don't know. How is that?
How is that beneficial to me?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Well, I have a question, how is how have your
current relationships been beneficial to you?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, I'm that's a good point, but but they're not
in the news, you know, like your situation.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
What Taylor is the entire storyline this year on your season?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well, I'm still day, I'm dating now and I'm Taylor. No, no, no, no,
who are you dating? Certain people? And I've actually had
a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Are they here?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
No they're not on TV.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, well they will be next season then maybe.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But no, Yeah, I'm enjoying being single at the moment
and that and that doesn't mean like I'm not my
twenty thirty and even early thirties year old self anymore.
Like I'd like like to get to know people and
like spend a weekend with them and like kind of
get to know them, like and that's fun, man, I'm
telling you, it's being singles, Like I don't know. In
(08:39):
my I'm obviously in a good position. You know like
it's not a Riah's like amazing, right, Oh big time?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You can I see your photo?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah? Sure, all right.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
The first picture is kind of are you showing your body?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No, it's it's very preppy. But I think it's really
good too.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's I am deceased. This is your first photo.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, let's see your caption TV for now, we'll see
Charleston la wherever.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That sosious that I cannot be bottled up. I can't
be defined. Okay you want me? Okay, cool story, bro. No,
that that is Puerto Rico four years ago. That that's
that book says how to live with a huge penis.
I found what I heard. No, it's not true a book. Hey,
(09:32):
nobody's ever asked for a refund. I'll tell you that
they know you're.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Not going to pay. Oh I miss her?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah me too. That's me on a surfboard and a
Dominican Republic on a horse and Charleston relaxing.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's a cute picture. All right.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
So we're on Riah. We're doing all the things. But
I'm going to have to grill you a little bit.
You don't get to fully steer the ship. Sure, are
you still in love to.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I will always love Taylor. I am not in love
with Taylor, but I will always Like you don't understand,
these are her brother's boots. Yeah, these are her brother's boots.
Her family gave me these boots when he died, and uh,
it's it means a lot to me. And he did too.
He was he was like me, like I I was,
(10:22):
I am worth. He is me point two or whatever.
And her his mom and dad. I mean, he was
a wild man. He had a gear that I don't have. Yeah,
and God God rest him. But her family means a
lot to me. Look, they're they're very religious there, but
they walk the walk and they they actually talk and
(10:44):
walk the walk whatever. And so it's a closeness that
I don't ever want to get rid of. And I
will always love her and and I will always I mean,
I visit their family. I still text her. I saw
her mom's here to but I text her mom and
dad and sister and her. We have a sunset competition
(11:05):
who can text the prettiest sunset.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So there's true love there.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Kidding, man, you don't spend time with somebody and get
to know them and continue to do that without really
really caring about them and that means something.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
But I have to ask you, then, why do men cheat? Why?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Honestly, what happened?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well, I don't know, like at what point if this
person is that special to you in that family and.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Listen, I'm not asking this in a judgment. A lot
every fucking relationship is.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Skewed, honestly, Like if you went through what we went through.
As far as I'm talking about the cheating quote unquote cheating,
a lot of it, A lot of it, let's say
eighty percent of it. Seventy five percent of it was
her going through my phone and finding flirtations or drunken overtures.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Shep if you're happy, I can tell you with one
hundred percent certainty, you could go through my phone or
my DMS or anything.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I am not flirting with a man ever.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Okay, Yeah, it's just different.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
But why do you feel they need to do that?
Is it for validation? Is it to puff you up?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Like? No, it's like a da Like you're drunk and
you're in a hotel and.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You feel lonely or you need validation.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You're like, I'm not a guy who's like she's gone
come over, Like I'm not that person at all. Right,
It's what it's just like weak dumb moments basically fueled
by alcohol, one hundred percent fueled by alcohol.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And I mean listen, when I was when I was
younger and I was in high school, I was a
cheater too. But do you feel like there was so
much that went down? I feel like on Southern Charm,
it's almost everybody's allowed, they're given passes.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
But then we see on scammed.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
She didn't go through my phone, we'd probably be yeah.
And and by the way, I also you want to
hear I I told her sister that I was gonna
propose her. I'm sorry, Taylor, like, but she knows this.
This is this is a complete fact. We we we
went through a thing where I was at the I
was at the UGA National Championship game in Indianapolis with
(13:20):
my trainer. I took my trainer, we got tickets. He's
awesome and and uh, he's a he played football in
college and Georgia one and there was a girl that
he trained who's like the hot girl to gym and
she went to Georgia and we I was always just like, yeah,
go dogs, you know. And after the game champion post
(13:42):
championship euphoria. We made out and nothing else happened, and
I texted her like, hey, glad it didn't happen. Go dogs,
you know, would have been fun, you know or whatever?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
So do you not consider kissing cheating?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I don't. I don't. I don't know what do I know?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Am I cop?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
What is hooking up to you? What is hooking up?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oral?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Oh my gosh? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So or you look all right?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So he says we hooked up? What does that mean?
Does that mean sad?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Close?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Were off? Okay? So do you a casual makeout? But
we didn't get just the tip.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
In discipline speaking in a Southern Charm season nine, according
to Austin and Taylor, that all they did was kiss,
which I hadn't just kissed, well except for the National
Championship game since the nineties.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Do you think they're they actually have feelings for one another?
Those two? I don't know, man, what do you think
she's just trying to get?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's a good question anyway, Now we'll get to that.
So what was I saying? So, yeah, the National Championship
game that happened, but oh oh so again, if you
don't just don't go through people's phones. Usually like I'm
with you, I'm with you, You're staying with me six
nights a week. I love you. We go out to dinner, like,
(15:09):
don't worry about when I'm fucking I love I think.
I think in thirty years your traditional marriage will be
a joke. People laugh at how that works.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
But but do you want to be a dad?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Sure, but do you want to be a dad with
anyway you can't listen?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Do you want to be a dad?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Fake proposal that I almost yes, get to us. So
we were going to the RiPP and Fran bought everybody
the Rose Clan thing at a dude ranch in Ida, okay,
and Taylor was supposed to go. We were together and
then everything but no, this was another thing a bottle
service gold dmdur and said I was hitting on her
(15:49):
where I was blacked out. I have no idea, don't
even remember. Craig was there. Craig was like he was,
he couldn't move like he was.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Craig also thinks pandas don't exist.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I know, so, oh my god. So anyway, and then
and at the same time, I'm gonna being very honest
here and then she but before she damned her her.
I was at their parents' house and we were her sister.
We were all together, and I was like, Hey, it's
(16:19):
Wimbledon Sunday. Yokovich just lost the first set. Let's watch.
And her dad, oh I love, and her mom, who
I love, We're like, oh, well, record it. I was like,
record it. He just lost the first set to Curios
And they're like, we're watching church on TV as a family.
But my proposal, we were gonna go to the dude
ranch and I was gonna put the ring under the
(16:39):
horn of the saddle, and she was gonna jump up there,
and I was gonna kneel before the horse and say
yay or nay for the love.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I already want to divorce you from that proposal.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You want to hear the other idea.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
That's a terrible one.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Continue it was we were gonna be in six flags
no no a sex flags ever.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yes, and we're gonna tick up to the top of
the roller coaster. And I was gonna open up a
fake ring and be like, will you marrying? Life flies
like flies around and then like flies away, and then
when when you get into the station and you have
the real one, that was gonna be my other one. Honestly,
(17:22):
my whole life is just a aim at comedy. I
am not serious about anything I think is, but I
feel like that is.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Listen, since I have known you since the fourth grade,
I do think a little bit of it is your persona.
You've now created this as your new life because I
believe you are a softy, you are a good person
and keep you going, and you you actually like I
remember when I was struggling as a you know, a
(17:54):
teenager or whatever it was, or guy issues or what like,
we would come to you and talk to you and
you and you always gave us good sound advice. And
I just am curious what your actual real goals are
when it comes to your future.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, I mean, I just think I'm getting older and
I'm like, I don't hate my life, and and then
you get set in your ways and you don't want
to change, because why change a good thing. I definitely
don't want to stare at a at a baby in
a straw and like in a rocker for three years
(18:32):
before it talks or whatever. Like, I'm just not going
to do that. I'm going to be And I mean,
I I want someone that talks. I would like that
a baby that just talks.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Right off the bat, would you like dove, I'll gift
her to you for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And no, I don't know. I don't know, Like I
don't If I know that, I'd be a good dad.
But I just don't know if I'm willing to go through.
But I know, you know, they say as soon as
the baby he was born, your life changes. I totally
get that.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I don't after what you've said, I actually don't think
your's what.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, one day
maybe what.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Does France say? And does Witch?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
She wouldn't say she's shit. My mom is awesome. She
has five grandkids.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I was gonna say, does Wit have kids and Katie?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It has two, a girl and a boy. And Katie
has three girls. Yeah, they were on last season or
two seasons ago. Remember they went I took them to
get ice cream. It was a really sweet scene.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
See, Okay, so you have a great family, you have
everything going on?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Heah, yeah I do. I do. And I don't know, man,
like I just does it suit me? Not really on
the surface, I don't know. Here's my life. How I've
planned it out so far. I know what I'm doing
till December seventeenth of this year.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Why why is that today You've chosen because.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I'm going hunting, Oh my god, in Texas.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Still all I know?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's all. After that, I have no idea. I don't
know what I'm doing New Year's. Don't know what January
looks like, don't I know? And then in June, I'm
going to Cuba of fish for Tarpin.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
That's that's the only want to live by your own
terms all the time.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't want to plan anything I'm not.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Then do you ever get hurt? Do you feel sad
like when you.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Liar when you saw when you saw the pictures of
Taylor that she sent to Whitney.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, you were going to say it didn't phase you whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I was more sad than anything else because I was like,
this isn't the person that I knew.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
But but do you think you did it to her?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah? I have a ton of guilt. I feel like
I like brought her into this fast moving river and
and uh she couldn't find a raft and so and
she it just got faster and like she she she
was her own worst enemy.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And now that you've been at Bravo con, if you
had to go through and now I know it's not
bren even though I love Brenn.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
If you had to pick one Bravo celebrity to have
a one night stand.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
With, well, I'm flirty, and I mean nothing's happened, but
I'm flirty with hold On, she's awesome.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
She's so you've already made out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
No we haven't, but like we we tacked. It's totally harmless.
But like she's to me, like, you know, I love that,
like persian look like it's you know, it's she's fun.
She makes sex toys and sells them.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, I mean that's a pretty good Okay, so Gg's
your number one pick.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well, I don't know, I mean promise, I don't know anybody.
I literally know nobody on the.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Channel, Channel the channel when your remote.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Kyle Richards going on today with this girl her best
friend Mickey Macy marky DEI I don't know who that is.
I have no idea who that is?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Mickey, how did you confuse and Mickey.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I just I'm not I wouldn't know her if he
came up and punched me in the balls. I wouldn't
know her.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Well, did you think that Mickey Slashty it was hot?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You were on your name was brought up in a
bad way. Did you see it? It's on my on
my story.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
No, did I get here?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, they were I forgot what this question was, but
they both said Teddy. I think they were like being complimentary.
I couldn't hear.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, but now I have to ask because it was
such a big, huge topic. Would you compare yourself to
like a Tom Sandoval or a Schwartz.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh, Schwartz is the sweetest, greatest guy. I hope I'm
a Schwartz.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You would say you're Schwartz.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I would hope.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
So everybody's asking me if they think that I would
be more into Schwartz or knowing me.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Who you think, Oh you like Sandy Well Schwartz. Schwartz
is like the he can use the American guys, maybe
use a touch of a shower. Okay, well, look or
body wise. I think Taylor said that she likes Schwartz.
After we broke up, She's like, I want to me,
I want to hang Yeah, so do you have I
(23:12):
got no, No, I don't know. No, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Everything's better.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And that's the thing with Austin and Taylor, Like if
anybody understands attraction and and and just like LUs, it's me.
Not that I'm mister, I'm Fabio or anything, but I
do understand me.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
I think that Fabio is a sexual icon.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It this one. Yes, I don't know. He's on the
cover of novels, you know, like the shirt off. But
I just I totally get it. Man, man and woman.
It's the oldest story.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
In the world, right, Like, so, who's your restaurant on
the show? Male, Whitney Whitney, do you like his mom?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Love his mom?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Is his mom like like a Missus Richardson or what
is she?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
No, is that to say that's one of our No?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
No, no, we love, we love, we love Missus Richardson.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Oh we don't love Whitney's mom.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
No, Let me say that Whitney's mom reminds me of
my grandmother and that she definitely looks down her nose
at certain things. Yeah, and that's fine, And my mom's
kind of like can be like that she's getting worse and.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
She's getting older, was like never judgment so cool.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, yeah, but now she's like, can you imagine? And anyway,
I'm like, yeah, yeah, anyhow, I really like Patricia. She's
been kind to me, but she if she doesn't like you, man,
it's a bad place to be.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I think, yeah, being as you know, you don't want
to have to look at a thing until they're able
to share words and do all that.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
What are your three number one things you look for
in a partner.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Intelligence, Well, here's the thing, like worldly, you know, Like
I don't know that. This is my big conundrum mentally,
because Taylor was like a blank slate and so I
kind of loved that I showed her things that she
(25:27):
had never even thought about before, and that was fun.
I liked. I love playing the tour guide. But like,
how about and I don't you know somebody who But
then I've known I've dated girls from like Palm Beach
who are like, you know, super rich and whatever, and
they've they've been everywhere, and that that's not exactly what
(25:47):
I'm looking for either. I don't know. I don't know
somebody who's humble but like from a solid family.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
And that can laugh not take themselves too seriously.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
But if you take yourself seriously, you can fuck all
the way off.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, you can fuck that. That's kind of how I
feel too, Like you have to be able to laugh
at yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
But I don't know, I just don't know. It'd be
nice if I like, so I was like, oh, you know,
we go to Barbados in the summer, Like, oh, we
go to Linnville. Let's split time or what? You know
what I mean, Like I want to just like live comfortably,
like I don't want to do much.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I mean I essentially just called our friends from growing
up because answered, yeah, weirdly, I'm.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
They answered right away with them, No, you're only friends
with the dudes.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah that's right, but like those are annoying.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
So, I mean, here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Shep had a slight amount of mystique because he did
leave us in the eighth grade.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
He is two years older than me. For the record,
ye are you forty forty four?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Feel good my niece?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
But how you need a hip replacement yet?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
No, I'm pretty hid.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Joke, I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But no, we all we all kind of talk about
it and we're like, I was like, listen, I don't know,
I don't want southern charm.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Everybody wants me to have this moment with Shep. What
do I need to remember?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
And they were like, you just need to remember that
Shep always had the most fun. Yeah, he did everything
he could for everybody. And you always had a good heart.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I appreciate. And that's DUDEI frand and rip, Yeah, you
know what I mean, and shout out to the Christmas
parties and shout out.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
To always making sure I was on the list.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
That's my mom and dad. They just they And and
by the way, I think life, look, man, we're so lucky,
you know that, the way we grew up and just
our circumstances, right. And by the way, there's also studies
of who are the happiest people in the world, and
you'd be surprised at the results of that. And usually
these people live by the ocean. Yeah yeah, And so
(28:04):
I just think, like the only goal in life is
to keep a smile on your face. Everything else is bullshit.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Well, I think also it's a big wake up call
to I mean, I have kids, and now I have
kids that are becoming teenagers and they are so there'll
be moments where they're so freaking hyghmenus they're.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Like, no, I need to do this. I need to
do that.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm like when I was and like it's I used
to make fun of my parents when I was younger,
but I was like when I was your age.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
We hung out in a field.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
We did. Yeah, we would park cars in a field
and with Natty Ice and just get ship faced like
and try to like pick mushrooms that were probably poisoned, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Tip cows like I can't, like, I can't with your
diva behavior.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
We figured you remember, y'all. So Teddy Teddy called, like
the guys are I mean, we definitely weren't texting.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Back then, and pictures mine was egg planted.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
She's like, my dad's in town, wants to play two
hand touch on the on the beach. And we were
like fuck you because like we had no cots out
of anything. We were just like, all right, fine, only.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
If we can borrow your grimlin.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, or play with the monkeys.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah yeah, I had two monkeys.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And we partied at her house. We partied at Teddy's house.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Your house was a big party.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
No, it was the same, but it was different because
she you had the pool with the waterfall that we
jump off, and the trampoline and the monkey and the mom, who.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Just oh, So anyways, guys, you have to keep tuning in.
Shep is always a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I appreciate you for coming on anytime. And so last
year you said you weren't coming.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Tedrow, Oh, Ted Tedrow. That's her nickname. Everybody call her
Tedrow from now on. Nobody called her anything else growing up,
so ted it was not the best of the worst
name ever. It's just kind of fun best.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, they asked the girl. The girls asked me. They
were like, were you cool in high school?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I was like, I think so.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
You were unsure of yourself weirdly, but then at times
you'd be like the coolest girl in the room, like
you were up the place, Like it's like an EKG.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You know what? That still rings true.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Life support Claire. She's dying, she's too high, she's too hot.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
That's pretty much accurate. And I'm glad that I haven't
matured at all. And we're thty two years old, the
same exact human and so is SHEP. So thank you
guys for tuning in to to teas in a pod
with Shepherd, wrote William Shepherd rose this third third and uh,
do you think next year we are going to have
(30:52):
Are you going to say anything right now, Like you're
not coming back next year like you did to me.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
No. Look, last year was really tough because my my
relationship was torn apart on camera and I was just
like I was pissed. I was pissed. But honestly, when that,
the Bravo has a unique ability to give you enough
time to forget about the ship you were pissed about,
and they're like, we're ready again, and you're like, oh yeah,
(31:18):
but actually the filming part's not the problem. It's just
like it's wondering what you know the aftermath and but whatever,
I'm so zen about it now, man. Look and Bravo Con,
like you meet people are like your show gives me happiness,
and you can see it, especially a week like this
or a weekend like this. At Bravo Con. You meet
(31:39):
these people and it's inspiring. I get inspired and I
get happy, and it's an affirmation.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I agree, except when I look at your shirt and
then I get confused.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
While you have a bottle of alcohol pouring into a cut,
I am about to go off
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