May 20, 2022 • 38 mins
Let’s Be Frank.This is quite frankly the best episode ever!! Our first Husband, Frank Catania is joining the Twots straight from David’s House and… IT’S NICE!!!!Did Frank ask Dolores for permission before moving in with her ex?? Is David really dating Luis’ ex?! This is crazy!!!! But we love it.For the TWOTS when it rains it pours!! It’s the RHONJ reunion!! How are Dolores and Frank after that infamous “Buzz” comment?? And what happened to Traci?! Frank is giving us all the tea! Solid gold tea!And don’t worry we got all the info on Frank’s GF!!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melloncamps and tam
Raid Judge. Hi, guys, welcome to this week's to Cheese
in a Pod with myself, Teddy Melloncamp tam Raid Judge.
We're gonna do our very best not to yell into
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the microphone, but we can't make any promises because we're
two thirsty twats. Cheers, cheers, and we're bringing Frank on
Frank from Real Housewives of New Jersey, one of our
favorite Oh my god, how ex husbands but still on
the show. Our first and by the way, first are
oh my god, Frank is popping our cherry. We know
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that popped a long time ago for you, tam not me.
Good morning, Hi Frank. Cheers. Why don't I have a drink?
You need to get one really quick. I told you
we'll be back. We're called the Thirsty Twats for a reason.
I love the ceiling. No, it's house, well David house,
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Oh he built it. He can still hear us. We're
such douche lords to you too. What are you drinking?
Johnny Walker Blue? Well? First off, I have to start
with an apology, because when I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong,
and I said that you were dating one of Louie's exes,
but it's actually David who is dating one of Louie's exes. Um,
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it all depends when you're asking, all right, because it's
all over the map. I hear different stories, so I
don't know if I'm gonna chime in on that one
so much. But she says no, She says they were
just friends. Louie is up in the air. Teresa says
they were dating Dlorus as they were dating, so I'm
not sure where they have sex. Honestly, I don't know it,
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and she says, no, you know, Louie. Louie doesn't answer,
so honestly, I realized at certain points, you know, might
as well just stay out of it, you know, okay,
prod idea. Well, next question, are we currently in David's
house right now? Yes, it's beautiful. Thanks, thank you very much.
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Huh did you before you and David decided to move
in together, did you ask? If you make it sound
like they're dating everybody, everybody else thinks for lovers too,
so everybody thinks you and Dolores are still lovers too.
I still have hope for that relationship. Time. Can I
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tell you it's something it's I'm afraid if it's not broken,
don't fix it. And can I tell you, curiously, when
the ship went down with divorce, um the worst thing
about it, And I didn't go back to her do
her chances me and Doloras getting back together immediately thereafter.
And it's a shame and I'm a little bit embarrassed
because I couldn't tell. I couldn't prove to myself that
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I wouldn't do it again. That wouldn't be faith but
beyond faithful. And but I couldn't hurt Dolores. Honestly, I
truly love Dolores that much. I just couldn't see her
hurt again. I love your relationship together. I wish you
could give my ex some tips because it just works
out better for the kids and the whole family dynamic.
And it's just I mean absolutely, Tamora, weren't you from
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around here? You were from around here? Originally? Weren't you? No?
I wasn't No. I do you lived over here? No?
I wish I would like to tam Tammy suit were
you originally from? I'm from Glendora, California, l A County
and then I moved to Orange County in like my twenties. Yeah,
but you said something on the union and when everything
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was talking about infidelity and those types of things where
I think it was either you were Dolores that said
you weren't able to say to her, you know, I'm
sorry and I'm going to change. Did you know in
that moment or was it because of the other woman? No,
it definitely wasn't because of the other woman. And uh
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and and a lot of podcasts that go on and
a lot of them have to do with women always
think that a man cheats because they were lacking something,
that there was something about them. Uh, and be honestly,
and men cheat normally A lot of times men cheat
is what a woman who doesn't even compare it to
the person you're cheating on, right, and cheat because I
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was trying to be politically correct. You want here, I'm here, Okay,
their winers and their egos a hundred. You know, it's
it's a shame. It's a shame because you know, the
grass is not green or on the other side. But
you know what it happened, it's over with. You can
dwell on it. You guys have a great relationship, great
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family dynamic. And but what were you about to say
at the reunion when it came to then right around
the time when Dolores called Jennifer, what was about to
be said? And then you got cut off like you
were about to say you were I think you were
going to throw Jennifer a lifeline. Um. Probably I probably
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was all right, because I don't I don't like get
caught up in the drama. And I always got along
with Jennifer. And when when I posted something and it
all started for me, and one episode was on and
I posted something after the episode saying I never I
never thought Evan cheated. I had no reason to believe it,
and so on and so forth, and when and then
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next day, you know, Jennifer sent me a text message
the next day and it really hurt me. But you know, listen,
I thought were we were homies And now you know
you hurt me, You broke my heart. That's from Jennifer,
And I felt horrible, you know, when when I wasn't
throwing her under the bus. Listen, I don't care what
I thought. Evan cheated not cheated, doesn't make a difference.
I would never say not to build not to anybody
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that I know the woman or anything like that. I don't, guys,
I keep I keep to myself. I've learned my lessons.
You know, there's nothing good comes out of it. Well,
you're definitely one of the favorite housewife husbands and you're
not even a freaking husband like that, Like you need
an award. We had so many responses. We have a
couple of guests that we like, we stack up. We
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have the most questions for you. You really, yeah, you're
actually popping our cherry because we haven't had a house
husband on the show. Come on, no, wow, I feel
you're the first one. You're favorite, You've always been our favorite.
You were pretty much the voice of reason this season,
and you've made me like you always can find the
light of every situation. And that's my worst, my worst quality.
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I can find the worst in everything. Life's life's way
too sure. Oh my god. And I was different, guys,
I'll be, I'll be totally honestly. I was so different,
um be prior to two thousand seven. My mother passed
away in two thousand seven. And listen, we've always done
well financially, and you know, I had a little bit
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of asked the attitude my mother passed away. I changed,
Oh my god, I changed. I found out what what
the what the important things in life are? It's not
I wake up every morning. I know it's a cliche,
but I even have a tattooed on my back. All right,
every day is a gift, not a given, right, Yeah, yeah,
So truly, that's that's pretty cool. All right. Next question
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is if you had to be stuck on a deserted
island with one other house husband, who would it be. Ah,
I'm I'm closest with Joe, Margaret's husband, all right. I've
been friends with Joe Gorgon longer out of everyone, and
and the three of us truly are close. We're close
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all the time. So yeah, the audience really embraces the
guys on the show. Like why do you think it's
different than any other franchise. I don't know. But also,
if you'll notice, the last three major dramas in New
Jersey stemmed from a husband, all right, yeah, Bill, Yeah, Bill, Yeah,
Evan and he got Louis. And I also think in
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Jersey people, I mean, granted, you and Dolores aren't married,
but people are actually married most of the other housewife franchises,
it's everybody's divorced, so you're not seeing or their husbands
are refusing to film. Yeah, so you don't see the
husbands and you don't and so you don't see that dynamic.
But we see it with you guys. And I actually
I thought that Tiki Barber nicely fit in with you guys.
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But he's cool, right, think he's very cool. And I
gotta be honest with you. I think Tik's a little
smarter than all of us, because anytime the guys have
something like the boat trip in Nashville, Yeah, how did
you disappear? You know, any time we do something like that,
he happens to have to work, he has to broadcast,
you know, uh something I think afraid of his image.
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Maybe it could be. Let me tell you know, I
never met Ti personally before the show. I met him.
He's awesome. He really he's a good He seems really cool.
The one thing I like about the guys on on
your cast is, um, you don't look thirsty like if
another Orange County, Beverly Hills, whatever, the guys get too
involved in things, they just look thirsty and stupid. You
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guys have such a great dynamic together that it's like
you're just you're you're like becaus. But it's like on
that show you have the housewives and then you have
the husbands that are equally as famous and popular, which
is great. Which leads me to believe when you guys
were all on Watch What Happens Live Together, you were
there with a girlfriend. We need details. She's still in
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the picture. We know her name is Brittany. How do
you know this? Because I'm a sleuth's I am must
and I but I need more information because you got
you didn't give us much more. She was, she was sitting,
she was in pink, very cute. But I want more information.
And obviously she's a blond. Yes she is, for sure.
(10:03):
Let's uh. I started dating Brittany about three years ago. Yeah,
we're not allowed. You guys are a few years ago,
like stopped yelling into the micro big emotions. We can't
help ourselves. I'm perfectly okay with here. I love the
yelling emotional absolutely. Um um no, that's a big damn you.
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You would appreciate this. Um. I trained her. I've known
her for about seven years, but I trained her for
her show. She was finished right, all right, and then
you know that was it and my girlfriend at the
time you started had some issues. Um I was with
for quite some time, were for a long time, I
think fourteen years alright to grow before that, and uh,
we started dating and then we ended up breaking off
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a little bit just uh, I don't know, maybe not
this past January January before that, and that's where I
end up dating a girl from Texas for a short
period of time. And then me and Brittany have gotten
back since then and been together since. You know. She's uh,
Brittany is a lot older. I mean a lot of older.
We were at me. She didn't mean it's been drinking.
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She doesn't look older at all. She looks. No, she's
not great bilier or not. I met younger because she's
only thirty two years old. But wait, wait, wait, wait hold,
So she's thirty two years what do you normally get
eighteen year olds? No? But when I said no, I
meant younger a right, But the reason is she truly
is a fifty year old and thirty two year old body.
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She's an old heart. You want, yes, she goes listen,
She's bed by ten o'clock at night. She doesn't. She
doesn't want to be clumbing at two o'clock in the morning,
you know, and she can. I tell you, it's just
everything that's gone on in my life, and I usually
tracked my own drama. She's she is the most optimistic
person all the time, all right, No matter how glumpy
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I am, no matter how well, She'll still keep a
smile on her first, optimistic about everything, and to the
point where within ten minutes, I'm like, what am I doing?
I smile? You do you see yourself getting married again? Um,
it's a possibility, yes, all right. How does Dolores feel
about Brittany? Because we know the whole buzz lightyear thing
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came up. Yeah, well we'll get into that after. But
how does how did Dolores and Brittany get along? And
your kids? Listen, Dolores always got along with her because
Dolores knew while I was training her. Um, and quite
a meat. Our short house, all right, which is my
short house. I gotta tell you a quick story. Let
me just take it back about this is this is
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typical divorce. Okay. Um, just as we were getting divorced,
all right, we had knocked down our short house. We're
build a brand new house down there, all right, and
made it was nice and third floor is just a
master bedroom, all right. It was very nice, beautiful views
and everything else. We're getting divorced, and I said, Doors, doors,
do me. Honestly, I'm not gonna fight you. I don't
want to do this. Give me the shore house and
you could have everything else. And Doors says okay. So
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and we we were after the divorces over. We were friendly,
very friendly. Went down to shore and she's up in
the bedroom and she's packing her clothes in the suitcase.
And I'm thinking to myself, Wow, she don't seem too sad.
Did she not like it here? So I packed their bags, uh,
walked down the stairs, went to the second floor, went
in the bedroom, unpacked their bags, and took that that
bedroom has been hers ever since for the customer years.
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She did not, And I said, what are you doing?
I said, to my house? She said no, she said,
I said you could have the house. Didn't mean I
wasn't gona stay here, just moving out of our room,
exactly right. What happens is now back to the story
about Brittany and Dolores. Is they were during the summer,
which is great Dolors would be down at the time
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with David, all right, and me and Brittany would be
there and we'd all be together, which is nice because
my kids are down with all their friends. So we
all were together as a family, all right at the
house down to shore. So, yes, they get along, they
get along fine, all right, it's not it's real. It's
really difficult not to be able to get along with Brittany,
all right. It's almost it's almost like being mean to
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a puppy. Now, do you still have that short house? Yes?
Can you invite us? Yeah, we want to actually been
to the Jersey Shore ever, so next party, will you
invite us so we can go. We'd love to come. Yeah,
we've never been there. And you guys go and then
like everybody gets like their fresh new spray tans. We're watching.
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Not only that, this way your father having lunch with
Bruce Springstey not too long ago down to shore. He
was I know, Yes, and Bruce Springsteen have this like
they you know, when they went back in the eighties.
They weren't rivals, but that's like the way they put
them against each other. But they didn't really know each other.
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I only know him because his daughter rides horses as well,
so I know his daughter. His daughter is actually an Olympian.
She's an incredible rider. But my dad and bruised it
a song together this year and so now they've become
pals and they hang out all the time and exactly right.
But now listen the way it's nice down at Jersey
Shore is. Um. I'm at one end of the road
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and Melissa and Joe are down at the other. They're
only less than a quarter mile away from me. I
love them too. Eddie and I we were in Mexico City.
We shot a commercial with uh I did with Melissa
and just had so much fun with them. They're just
so down to earth. It's so cool and no ego.
I love them. But now you have to come to
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the Jersey come on, we want to want to tell
us anytime. That's fine, my guns up little podcast from there.
Um right, so yeah, yeah, So you talked about how
my you like David, I have to say as a viewer,
and David, if you can hear me right now, I
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apploz M. I didn't particularly I wasn't fond of him
watching him on the show, and I don't know if
that's because he didn't want to be on the show,
and that resonated. But like, is he a fun guy?
Like what's the I joke around with David all the time.
I said, okay, but I got the hoys. The first
time I met you, I took a jerk off. Right, seriously,
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I think you're a jerk off. I said, who is this?
An idiot? You know? But you gotta get to know David,
And I say, unfortunately, say it to him today. Now
living with him, I even see it even more. David
is an incredible and incredible doctor. When I tell you,
he cares about his patience like I've never seen before.
He's awesome at what he does, but it interferes with
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every one of his relationships. Right, that makes sense. He's married,
He's truly married to a job. Yeah, I have question.
Theresa hates me? What Theresa three? Theresa? Theresa hates anybody
who because on the podcast, I once said that when
when Louie was doing all the affirmations, he reminds me
of a Vicky's ex boyfriend did affirmations. That's all I meant.
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There was like the constant affirmations. I also said that
I really liked him, and I liked their relationship together.
I feel like it really it's legit and it's working.
But she didn't hear that part. She just heard that.
But also, so you know, Tama has now talked about
this on every podcast that we have somebody from Jersey
because the press is picking it up every single time.
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And all she wants to do is get back into
Teresa's good graces. But it's not happening. I don't think
Teresa's but she But the thing is is like I've
always been a supporter of hers, So what do I
need to do. I don't care. Teresa. Teresa is very simple.
Let's put it that way, all right. She's very She's
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very She's very simple, all right. And Theresa and I
love her. I've known her a long time and I
still support her most most things, most things, all right.
Teresa is not a logical person. Okakay, well that makes sense.
I feel like she read the headline and I actually
sent her mster him like, Teresa, no, seriously, because we've
always had a pretty good relationship. I said, I was
just saying that. I also said he I thought he
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was great. No, I got no response. Brutal was the
reunion and person because I've never seen Andy gets so
mad like he lost he lost it and lost a ship.
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And I always a team Teresa, no matter what. And
this suck up to her. No, well, I'm sorry, she
likes me. She still follows me on Instagram, but um,
does she follow you too? Well, here's the worst. I'm
presenting at the MTV Unscripted Awards and she's up for
four words. So I'm like, I just can't wait to
be presenting her with an awards. Oh is that why
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you asked me to be your date to But during
the reunion, it was there was moments that it was
absolutely unbearable, like she couldn't hear anything that anybody was saying.
And we all up and we all do whatever. But Louis.
I almost even though we heard way more stuff about Louis,
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I was almost finding him likable because at least he
was taking some accountability for some of his past. Great.
I thought that he was able to open up and
speak without Theresa telling him what to say, and he
came off well, I thought every time. The problem is
and from what I understand, Teresa quote a lot of
slack um about the reunion because Louis got to the
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point where he was rectifying things with Margaret and it
was bringing it down, bringing down attention, and all of
a sudden, Theresa would just jump back in and start
screaming and yelling. And Theresa gets into one of those
those rampage she hears nothing, she hears nothing. Okay, so
and you just got it. But oh my god, it
wasn't once twice? How many times was it? But that's
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what makes her good TV. But at this point that
I thought so during the season, but at the reunion,
it was just so same thing, same thing, same thing
that it was exhaust I would have been like Andy,
just like it was. It was horrible, guys, it was horrible.
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The men. The men were out there. If you noticed
towards the men are not even smiling because we couldn't
wait to leave. Well, I felt that for Joey, like
that was just bad. I just felt like he handled
himself so the best I've ever seen him handle himself
and controversy, I thought, and Melissa as well. And I
feel like Melissa was kind of holding back like she's
in such a weird position because she she doesn't want
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to piss off Theresa. She doesnt want to piss off
her husband, so I feel like she's almost silenced a
little bit. And I'm like, just just so, I have
a question in regards to Dolores and to Melissa. I
know they talked about like this old school Italian we're family,
where all of these things so that we always have
each other's back. But when it comes to something like
I know, watching and I'm not somebody who gets fomo
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or anything like that, but I know, watching I saw
in Dolores's face and Melissa's when they realized they weren't bridesmaids.
When Dolores wasn't even invited to the engagement party, I
felt sad, like you're you're You're right, You're absolutely right,
you know, And I don't think there's any excuse for it.
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And I mean, I see a lot of things now
on social media and everything else. I think Melissa is
had enough, says you know, I'm saying what I want
to say. I'm doing what I gotta do. I've tried
to keep this family peaceful, and it just no matter what,
no matter what I do, it just you know, it
doesn't get through a Tresa. By the way, there's nothing
worse than being a fifty year old bridesmaid. I mean,
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nobody no desire the bridesmaid. The bridesmaid thing is fine,
but Dolores not being at the engagement party because they
haven't gone on double dates. No, that's and really, if
you want to be with somebody else, just she could
have invited you. As Dolores says, you know, so she's
with somebody else. I don't know if it's true, but
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I heard because Dina Manto, who actually lives right right,
literally right by me, that's where I list. Nobody said
that to me. That's where I think, yeah, because they
had some beef and she was just trying to, you know,
keep everybody cool. And since you were at the reunion,
can you also tell us how many minutes Jakie Barber's
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wife filmed at the reunion because we didn't only to
get well, I didn't, I get be honest, I didn't
see the third part of the reunion. Well she didn't.
We didn't see her either, now, so nobody saw her
at all, not all. We only saw her outfit like that.
She thinks she got paid, of course, but the thing
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is that she's not coming back, right, She's not I heard.
I don't know. I'm speculating. I gotta be honest with you.
I've heard so many things Jackie, New Girls, this that
I don't even know what's going on right now. We
started filming. We started filming this week again, you know,
starting up filming already. But you know, but I have
no idea who's who's in it, who's out? But how
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long did you? What did was Tracy on a couch
or on a chair for more than she was there? Yeah? Yes,
I wasn't quite honestly, I don't have you noticed when
I left, me and Dolors weren't talking. So I better right, yeah,
because we can't lose. Okay, first let him go do
this and then we're going back to that buzz now.
(23:34):
But yeah, but uh no, I think she was out there.
I think she was out there for like half an
hour or so. You know. Yeah, Well, whatever it is,
what it is, it happens, It's happened before in our show.
It never happened. And Beverly Hills there had never brought
somebody to my knowledge, out on the reunion to talk
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and then never shown them. They've cut people completely out
of the show. But then they wouldn't have brought up
them to the reunion. Well, listen, she's actually just too
normal and sweet and nice to be on the show.
That's it. Not everybody's cut out for TV, but you are.
But you are? And back to buzz Lightyear. Um, my
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favorite thing when when you say it and Dolores gets piste.
When Andy says with all do and he doesn't even
add respect to the end. It's my favorite line. When
he's always with um, it's just because. But you said
something in return. I can't remember what it was. I'm
so hilarious. Even Melissa repeated it. But when I thought
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he was a superhero? Yeah, but why was something else? What?
Don't you see? What is the issue with Polly for you?
Let me start with saying this. Since the reunion, all right,
Polly and I have made some great headway. Okay, we
really have, all right, um Is, And my whole problem
with Pooley was anybody, anybody who's around Dolores and I.
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The more you're around on this, you'll see there's nothing
to worry about. Okay. So when I saw the two
of them getting a little more serious and serious, I
texted Doors like, think is do ma your favorite talk
to Paulie. Honest, see if you want to go to
lunch and go to dinner, let's let's bullshit, you know.
And I just got, you know, not, I got a
response that I didn't expect, and I you know, I
didn't take too well to it. And on not so much,
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not so much. Who had to get what I wanted?
My biggest my biggest issues is um growing up. My
parents were divorced, and I have two birthdays and two
holidays and usual my kids have never had. That sucks.
That sucks, I know it does. My my kids never
had ever had that. That's so good. I asked my
excess Bend, like, can we like once a month, like
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go to dinner with the kids and just be like
a family. He's like, no, that's a shame. But I
think some people aren't cut out to continue having relationships.
I think you and Dolores are really blessed. I'm so
grateful that I had two birthdays and two Christmas, says guys,
being with my parents together. After that, I gotta balesty.
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That's the same through my parents at the time. You
know that they didn't get a goal. But Dolores, she
put everything aside she put everything aside because she said,
we're going to still be a family, and be a family.
We've always always been a family, and now the Polley
came around. There's certain things where I know my kids
are comfortable if we were together in the same room.
Which the last thing my son, My son, My son's
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is the easiest girl, and he wants everybody to be
peaceful and everything else all right. So him, he'll just
he'll make good no matter what. My daughter, my daughter's mate,
and my daughter's loyal as hell to me. We have
a great relationship. And that's that scene where you guys
are at dinner and you're talking about sex. I so good.
I love the whole thing. Yeah. Me and my daughter
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is still you know, up until the point where she
became a doctor, every year me and her would go
away for like four or five days, just two of us.
Ever since she was like six years old. And uh,
we have a great relationship. And she she's a lot
more difficult to push aside her feelings, and I don't
want that. I want us to be able to be
in the same room and everybody be happy. But all
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due respect, um, when it comes to Polly, it's not
the easiest thing to come into relationship and have, like, um,
you know, your new girlfriend being best friends with correct
husband like not not if you come into it, like
if they wanted to be together at this point so
many years had passed, they would be Yeah. But you
know what a lot of people have, like insecurities or
(27:32):
jealousy where you know, they'll see the two of you
together and he probably can get insecure jealous about it,
like not everybody. How long was Dolores mad after that?
I mean you could she wasn't mad about anything. She
was mad. She was mad. You could see it. And
how did you guys get through it? Did you have
a conversation? Was there yelling what? I just don't? That's
one good thing about being excess, you know if if
(27:55):
the conversation gets loud, yeah, right, you know, I don't
have to go home, you know, And I even listened, guys.
I what I'm doing is you know, I I found
a piece of property close to didn't believe it not
close to David's, uh, which I'm building my own house,
all right, but but you don't stay all right, you
(28:15):
got it? So, but what happened is I was I
went by doloreses in between a fair I stayed there.
I never lived in both my kids in the same house,
all right with Dolores, and so I just finished her house.
Let me stay here. I have a good deal, and
when I'm done, I'll go move into my own place.
But then Dolors started dating Polly, and I knew it
was gonna be rough for him that. So did you
(28:39):
move in with David to stick it to her a
little bit? No? Not at all. I mean, David went
to exactly, I'm not like, no, how can I da? David?
And David and I went to dinner, and you know
we're closing bullshit, I said, man, I said that I'm
getting out of it. What are you gonna do? I say,
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I don't know. I will find something in between. You know,
when you stayed by me, because David comes home. Honestly,
he's got a huge house here, beautiful house. And you know,
David comes home some weird hours because you can't determine
when someone's gonna get birth, all right, and that's what
he does. Oh, I didn't even know if that was
the kind of doctor he was. Yeah, Dave, David's high, high,
high risk break. Now I like him hard. Now that's
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like a really high pressure well that's working out all
hours of the night. But also like if you're giving
somebody their miracle baby, high risk pregnancies, like that's my
son was a high risk pregnancy, and that was It's
I'm just high risk together, right, I'm just in trouble,
(29:58):
which leads us to a question, Marri. We have to
ask every single guest. You have to answer it. I'm sorry,
but oh my god, you're making me nervous. It's kiss
Mary kill of the New Jersey Housewives. Dolores can be
included or not. Oh, obviously he's got to be married,
(30:21):
all right. And what were the other ones? Kill and
kiss or sex whatever? You know? All right? Um, as
for as for you know, kiss, I had to say
Melissa all right, all right, and for no other reason
because Joe be jealous, because now she knows what a
real man is. And kill. Oh my god, that would
(30:45):
be so hard. Yeah, no, it really honestly, now I
have to I think it back. I mean, fine, we
don't have to say kill. Let's just say disappear. Disappear.
I mean that's the same thing. But no, I mean
they don't have to die. I get a long and
listen after this season, all right, I probably had to
(31:08):
say Jennifer. Well, I just was with Jennifer the on
the night and I was I do love her. She's crazy,
but but I love it. You know, she's she's a
loose cannon. She's a loose cannon, you know. But I'm
friendly with guys, I really off off screen. I'm friendly
with everybody, the guys. You see the guys we still
go out off screen. Um on screen when you see
(31:29):
are are any of the anything we're doing? Guys? I
swear to god, nothing nothing is scripted with us. That's
what makes it such great TV is because you guys
are good friends, and you do hang out when not
just when you're filming a lot of these cast members
on different franchises, they're friends for TV reasons, and then
when the cameras go down, they're like, oh, I'll see
you in three months, you know. So that's what makes
(31:50):
it so good. And I know that we're almost out
of time. But in closing, do you think that Louie
will infiltrate into the Boys Club this year or Teresa's
going to keep him away? No? I think I think
he's gonna infiltrate. I think you Teresa likes him being
part of us, all right, she likes that. Um, it's
(32:15):
let's see now they're supposed to get married this year.
Some other things. When I found out Sex in the City,
when you told me that that Sex in the City
is his favorite show to watch and that's why he
wanted to get I almost lost myself ready and um,
and then our final question is, can you give us
the actual definition of a bitch boy A bitch A
(32:41):
bitch boy? Put it, put it bluntly, right, and then
I'll then I'll elaborate a bitch boys pussy wipped Okay, okay, okay, okay,
that makes more sense. Okay, alright, bitch boys pussy whipped
to basically his woman, okay, or not exactly controls him
exactly right. That's that's why in New Jersey I can
be honestly, that's that's almost called like a woman. She work,
(33:05):
all right, don't don't don't call me a boy, don't
call me So that's like the ultimate death. Yes, exactly, yes,
all right, So we won't get close this by saying
thanks for coming on, bitch boy. Well you two kid,
you from coming from the two of you all out.
I know, but we have Sorry, we are putting on
(33:26):
the best message that we have two more fan questions
we need to ask. Go ahead, guys, will listen. Listen.
I put every day aside. I don't have another competl
in about forty five minutes. We can. We could sit
here and talk all day long. We just get. We get.
We get little notes like stop yelling into the thing,
stop talking Teddy, why is your laugh so annoying? Okay,
So my question is it's not really your question, it's
(33:47):
a fan question. Okay, Well it's also my question too,
because I'm gonna elaborate on it. So will your girlfriend
be on the show next year? And could she possibly
be a new housewife? Um? My girlfriend? Most likely, Yes,
we'll be on the show this year. Right as to
what extent um, I have no idea. All right, as
(34:11):
for a future housewife, you never say never. But if
I got something to say about it, all right. Well,
and we also guessed we what we think happened, which
she didn't confirm or deny, is that Jackie is a
friend and they're going to have to make her work
for that. The holding of nothing, the holding of the
(34:34):
meatball like they hope nothing, but that's our guests. Um,
I hope not. I hope no. I loved you. I
really like Jackie Baw. I do the fact that she
came out this year about her eating disorder, and so
she really opened up. Jackie's comes such a long way.
(34:55):
If you just look at her the first season, Oh
my god, she was like a timid puppy getter as
kick right, all right, you know, at least now she's guys.
She wouldn't have to have with Dolores when they absolutely guys. Absolutely,
And I was gonna say, and the only thing about
it is, I mean, that's good, but that's also the
state I've seen. I've seen Dolores put it in no
other way. I've seen her reco women. I mean that,
(35:17):
Oh my god. Everyone cheases me because we're on a
group chat where we talk about all housewife stuff, so
we can like stay current because if not, you'd miss it. Yeah,
And everybody's like Teddy's girlfriend Dolores Delora, like oh your girl,
del I'm like, well, I have her. So we'll have
a three sim with Dolores. You the three of us.
You've already kissed too many other chicks I love, I'm
(35:43):
what am I left out? What am I like? We'll
let you watch not only a third like the fourth weete.
We'll check in and see what Melissa says after your
after your hook up, Sash, if it's worth it, Oh
my god. But yeah, you see Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe's
Joe is always out there and everything else every time
(36:04):
Tarzan Tarzan, you know, and I just pointed out all
the time Joel, He says, well, how well, and Dowdy
is listen to me. If somebody five someone five ft
four a three inch penis looked big, okay, all right,
all right, I'm six ft I'm six ft pole. All right,
it's a big different. How big is your shoe? No?
But have balls? Twel a half twelve and a half.
(36:28):
That's want And look at that, look at all right,
that's a real handsum. But do you not have balls?
So so I'm gonna be honest. Well, let me just
tell you balls are overrated. Thank you. I don't thank you.
I don't want any balls in my face. I don't
want to see you. And as you get older, balls
sag like if you don't have any of that, great kemptballs,
(36:49):
the little ones that you do have. I'm just saying,
Oh my god, they listen, guys, Doloris will be the
first to tell you when it comes to hygiene, there's
nobody like me alright, comes to people. So I got
a daughter, I got a son, all right? What do
I need more? What? Balls? Just getting away? They do.
I'm not. I'm not a balls fan at all? Why balls?
(37:15):
I'm not. I don't hate balls. Oh god, I have
friends at love balls and like, well, I don't like
to play it with balls, but like balls can get
involved in the action and help the situation sometimes no, no, okay, anyways,
another great episode of learning on two Cheese in a
Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, Tamra Judge. Thankfully they Frank
for a ball tutorial of hie foot size. You can
(37:41):
follow Frank at what's your Instagram? Frank Frank Undersquare Catania
Underscore Senior. Make sure he was senior because my son's
got way too many of my d m s And
oh don't worry, I almost did the same thing. And
one last fan question is Frank Jr? Single? Yes? Now,
how old is he? Alright? Twenty three? Year old ladies
(38:04):
slide into Frank Junior's DM, not senior, because he really
dates up. He gets up to that year olds. I'm
above thirty guys. Oh, come on, thank you so much.
Oh my god, my pleasure. Ladies at a great time.
Thank you, thank you so much, Frank. And we'll be
chatting by hope. Did you hope to see you that
(38:24):
the Jersey short summer? Can you send us the invitation invite? Absolutely,
we can want paying or whatever color you want. We'll
do the thing. Bye, Frank. Oh my god, it's so great.
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melloncamps and tam
Raid Judge. Hi, guys, welcome to this week's to Cheese
in a Pod with myself, Teddy Melloncamp tam Raid Judge.
We're gonna do our very best not to yell into
(00:23):
the microphone, but we can't make any promises because we're
two thirsty twats. Cheers, cheers, and we're bringing Frank on
Frank from Real Housewives of New Jersey, one of our
favorite Oh my god, how ex husbands but still on
the show. Our first and by the way, first are
oh my god, Frank is popping our cherry. We know
(00:46):
that popped a long time ago for you, tam not me.
Good morning, Hi Frank. Cheers. Why don't I have a drink?
You need to get one really quick. I told you
we'll be back. We're called the Thirsty Twats for a reason.
I love the ceiling. No, it's house, well David house,
(01:12):
Oh he built it. He can still hear us. We're
such douche lords to you too. What are you drinking?
Johnny Walker Blue? Well? First off, I have to start
with an apology, because when I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong,
and I said that you were dating one of Louie's exes,
but it's actually David who is dating one of Louie's exes. Um,
(01:39):
it all depends when you're asking, all right, because it's
all over the map. I hear different stories, so I
don't know if I'm gonna chime in on that one
so much. But she says no, She says they were
just friends. Louie is up in the air. Teresa says
they were dating Dlorus as they were dating, so I'm
not sure where they have sex. Honestly, I don't know it,
(02:00):
and she says, no, you know, Louie. Louie doesn't answer,
so honestly, I realized at certain points, you know, might
as well just stay out of it, you know, okay,
prod idea. Well, next question, are we currently in David's
house right now? Yes, it's beautiful. Thanks, thank you very much.
(02:20):
Huh did you before you and David decided to move
in together, did you ask? If you make it sound
like they're dating everybody, everybody else thinks for lovers too,
so everybody thinks you and Dolores are still lovers too.
I still have hope for that relationship. Time. Can I
(02:41):
tell you it's something it's I'm afraid if it's not broken,
don't fix it. And can I tell you, curiously, when
the ship went down with divorce, um the worst thing
about it, And I didn't go back to her do
her chances me and Doloras getting back together immediately thereafter.
And it's a shame and I'm a little bit embarrassed
because I couldn't tell. I couldn't prove to myself that
(03:04):
I wouldn't do it again. That wouldn't be faith but
beyond faithful. And but I couldn't hurt Dolores. Honestly, I
truly love Dolores that much. I just couldn't see her
hurt again. I love your relationship together. I wish you
could give my ex some tips because it just works
out better for the kids and the whole family dynamic.
And it's just I mean absolutely, Tamora, weren't you from
(03:26):
around here? You were from around here? Originally? Weren't you? No?
I wasn't No. I do you lived over here? No?
I wish I would like to tam Tammy suit were
you originally from? I'm from Glendora, California, l A County
and then I moved to Orange County in like my twenties. Yeah,
but you said something on the union and when everything
(03:47):
was talking about infidelity and those types of things where
I think it was either you were Dolores that said
you weren't able to say to her, you know, I'm
sorry and I'm going to change. Did you know in
that moment or was it because of the other woman? No,
it definitely wasn't because of the other woman. And uh
(04:08):
and and a lot of podcasts that go on and
a lot of them have to do with women always
think that a man cheats because they were lacking something,
that there was something about them. Uh, and be honestly,
and men cheat normally A lot of times men cheat
is what a woman who doesn't even compare it to
the person you're cheating on, right, and cheat because I
(04:31):
was trying to be politically correct. You want here, I'm here, Okay,
their winers and their egos a hundred. You know, it's
it's a shame. It's a shame because you know, the
grass is not green or on the other side. But
you know what it happened, it's over with. You can
dwell on it. You guys have a great relationship, great
(04:52):
family dynamic. And but what were you about to say
at the reunion when it came to then right around
the time when Dolores called Jennifer, what was about to
be said? And then you got cut off like you
were about to say you were I think you were
going to throw Jennifer a lifeline. Um. Probably I probably
(05:18):
was all right, because I don't I don't like get
caught up in the drama. And I always got along
with Jennifer. And when when I posted something and it
all started for me, and one episode was on and
I posted something after the episode saying I never I
never thought Evan cheated. I had no reason to believe it,
and so on and so forth, and when and then
(05:39):
next day, you know, Jennifer sent me a text message
the next day and it really hurt me. But you know, listen,
I thought were we were homies And now you know
you hurt me, You broke my heart. That's from Jennifer,
And I felt horrible, you know, when when I wasn't
throwing her under the bus. Listen, I don't care what
I thought. Evan cheated not cheated, doesn't make a difference.
I would never say not to build not to anybody
(06:00):
that I know the woman or anything like that. I don't, guys,
I keep I keep to myself. I've learned my lessons.
You know, there's nothing good comes out of it. Well,
you're definitely one of the favorite housewife husbands and you're
not even a freaking husband like that, Like you need
an award. We had so many responses. We have a
couple of guests that we like, we stack up. We
(06:21):
have the most questions for you. You really, yeah, you're
actually popping our cherry because we haven't had a house
husband on the show. Come on, no, wow, I feel
you're the first one. You're favorite, You've always been our favorite.
You were pretty much the voice of reason this season,
and you've made me like you always can find the
light of every situation. And that's my worst, my worst quality.
(06:44):
I can find the worst in everything. Life's life's way
too sure. Oh my god. And I was different, guys,
I'll be, I'll be totally honestly. I was so different,
um be prior to two thousand seven. My mother passed
away in two thousand seven. And listen, we've always done
well financially, and you know, I had a little bit
(07:05):
of asked the attitude my mother passed away. I changed,
Oh my god, I changed. I found out what what
the what the important things in life are? It's not
I wake up every morning. I know it's a cliche,
but I even have a tattooed on my back. All right,
every day is a gift, not a given, right, Yeah, yeah,
So truly, that's that's pretty cool. All right. Next question
(07:25):
is if you had to be stuck on a deserted
island with one other house husband, who would it be. Ah,
I'm I'm closest with Joe, Margaret's husband, all right. I've
been friends with Joe Gorgon longer out of everyone, and
and the three of us truly are close. We're close
(07:48):
all the time. So yeah, the audience really embraces the
guys on the show. Like why do you think it's
different than any other franchise. I don't know. But also,
if you'll notice, the last three major dramas in New
Jersey stemmed from a husband, all right, yeah, Bill, Yeah, Bill, Yeah,
Evan and he got Louis. And I also think in
(08:10):
Jersey people, I mean, granted, you and Dolores aren't married,
but people are actually married most of the other housewife franchises,
it's everybody's divorced, so you're not seeing or their husbands
are refusing to film. Yeah, so you don't see the
husbands and you don't and so you don't see that dynamic.
But we see it with you guys. And I actually
I thought that Tiki Barber nicely fit in with you guys.
(08:33):
But he's cool, right, think he's very cool. And I
gotta be honest with you. I think Tik's a little
smarter than all of us, because anytime the guys have
something like the boat trip in Nashville, Yeah, how did
you disappear? You know, any time we do something like that,
he happens to have to work, he has to broadcast,
you know, uh something I think afraid of his image.
(08:55):
Maybe it could be. Let me tell you know, I
never met Ti personally before the show. I met him.
He's awesome. He really he's a good He seems really cool.
The one thing I like about the guys on on
your cast is, um, you don't look thirsty like if
another Orange County, Beverly Hills, whatever, the guys get too
involved in things, they just look thirsty and stupid. You
(09:17):
guys have such a great dynamic together that it's like
you're just you're you're like becaus. But it's like on
that show you have the housewives and then you have
the husbands that are equally as famous and popular, which
is great. Which leads me to believe when you guys
were all on Watch What Happens Live Together, you were
there with a girlfriend. We need details. She's still in
(09:42):
the picture. We know her name is Brittany. How do
you know this? Because I'm a sleuth's I am must
and I but I need more information because you got
you didn't give us much more. She was, she was sitting,
she was in pink, very cute. But I want more information.
And obviously she's a blond. Yes she is, for sure.
(10:03):
Let's uh. I started dating Brittany about three years ago. Yeah,
we're not allowed. You guys are a few years ago,
like stopped yelling into the micro big emotions. We can't
help ourselves. I'm perfectly okay with here. I love the
yelling emotional absolutely. Um um no, that's a big damn you.
(10:37):
You would appreciate this. Um. I trained her. I've known
her for about seven years, but I trained her for
her show. She was finished right, all right, and then
you know that was it and my girlfriend at the
time you started had some issues. Um I was with
for quite some time, were for a long time, I
think fourteen years alright to grow before that, and uh,
we started dating and then we ended up breaking off
(10:59):
a little bit just uh, I don't know, maybe not
this past January January before that, and that's where I
end up dating a girl from Texas for a short
period of time. And then me and Brittany have gotten
back since then and been together since. You know. She's uh,
Brittany is a lot older. I mean a lot of older.
We were at me. She didn't mean it's been drinking.
(11:23):
She doesn't look older at all. She looks. No, she's
not great bilier or not. I met younger because she's
only thirty two years old. But wait, wait, wait, wait hold,
So she's thirty two years what do you normally get
eighteen year olds? No? But when I said no, I
meant younger a right, But the reason is she truly
is a fifty year old and thirty two year old body.
(11:44):
She's an old heart. You want, yes, she goes listen,
She's bed by ten o'clock at night. She doesn't. She
doesn't want to be clumbing at two o'clock in the morning,
you know, and she can. I tell you, it's just
everything that's gone on in my life, and I usually
tracked my own drama. She's she is the most optimistic
person all the time, all right, No matter how glumpy
(12:05):
I am, no matter how well, She'll still keep a
smile on her first, optimistic about everything, and to the
point where within ten minutes, I'm like, what am I doing?
I smile? You do you see yourself getting married again? Um,
it's a possibility, yes, all right. How does Dolores feel
about Brittany? Because we know the whole buzz lightyear thing
(12:26):
came up. Yeah, well we'll get into that after. But
how does how did Dolores and Brittany get along? And
your kids? Listen, Dolores always got along with her because
Dolores knew while I was training her. Um, and quite
a meat. Our short house, all right, which is my
short house. I gotta tell you a quick story. Let
me just take it back about this is this is
(12:47):
typical divorce. Okay. Um, just as we were getting divorced,
all right, we had knocked down our short house. We're
build a brand new house down there, all right, and
made it was nice and third floor is just a
master bedroom, all right. It was very nice, beautiful views
and everything else. We're getting divorced, and I said, Doors, doors,
do me. Honestly, I'm not gonna fight you. I don't
want to do this. Give me the shore house and
you could have everything else. And Doors says okay. So
(13:10):
and we we were after the divorces over. We were friendly,
very friendly. Went down to shore and she's up in
the bedroom and she's packing her clothes in the suitcase.
And I'm thinking to myself, Wow, she don't seem too sad.
Did she not like it here? So I packed their bags, uh,
walked down the stairs, went to the second floor, went
in the bedroom, unpacked their bags, and took that that
bedroom has been hers ever since for the customer years.
(13:33):
She did not, And I said, what are you doing?
I said, to my house? She said no, she said,
I said you could have the house. Didn't mean I
wasn't gona stay here, just moving out of our room,
exactly right. What happens is now back to the story
about Brittany and Dolores. Is they were during the summer,
which is great Dolors would be down at the time
(13:55):
with David, all right, and me and Brittany would be
there and we'd all be together, which is nice because
my kids are down with all their friends. So we
all were together as a family, all right at the
house down to shore. So, yes, they get along, they
get along fine, all right, it's not it's real. It's
really difficult not to be able to get along with Brittany,
all right. It's almost it's almost like being mean to
(14:15):
a puppy. Now, do you still have that short house? Yes?
Can you invite us? Yeah, we want to actually been
to the Jersey Shore ever, so next party, will you
invite us so we can go. We'd love to come. Yeah,
we've never been there. And you guys go and then
like everybody gets like their fresh new spray tans. We're watching.
(14:40):
Not only that, this way your father having lunch with
Bruce Springstey not too long ago down to shore. He
was I know, Yes, and Bruce Springsteen have this like
they you know, when they went back in the eighties.
They weren't rivals, but that's like the way they put
them against each other. But they didn't really know each other.
(15:02):
I only know him because his daughter rides horses as well,
so I know his daughter. His daughter is actually an Olympian.
She's an incredible rider. But my dad and bruised it
a song together this year and so now they've become
pals and they hang out all the time and exactly right.
But now listen the way it's nice down at Jersey
Shore is. Um. I'm at one end of the road
(15:23):
and Melissa and Joe are down at the other. They're
only less than a quarter mile away from me. I
love them too. Eddie and I we were in Mexico City.
We shot a commercial with uh I did with Melissa
and just had so much fun with them. They're just
so down to earth. It's so cool and no ego.
I love them. But now you have to come to
(15:43):
the Jersey come on, we want to want to tell
us anytime. That's fine, my guns up little podcast from there.
Um right, so yeah, yeah, So you talked about how
my you like David, I have to say as a viewer,
and David, if you can hear me right now, I
(16:04):
apploz M. I didn't particularly I wasn't fond of him
watching him on the show, and I don't know if
that's because he didn't want to be on the show,
and that resonated. But like, is he a fun guy?
Like what's the I joke around with David all the time.
I said, okay, but I got the hoys. The first
time I met you, I took a jerk off. Right, seriously,
(16:26):
I think you're a jerk off. I said, who is this?
An idiot? You know? But you gotta get to know David,
And I say, unfortunately, say it to him today. Now
living with him, I even see it even more. David
is an incredible and incredible doctor. When I tell you,
he cares about his patience like I've never seen before.
He's awesome at what he does, but it interferes with
(16:49):
every one of his relationships. Right, that makes sense. He's married,
He's truly married to a job. Yeah, I have question.
Theresa hates me? What Theresa three? Theresa? Theresa hates anybody
who because on the podcast, I once said that when
when Louie was doing all the affirmations, he reminds me
of a Vicky's ex boyfriend did affirmations. That's all I meant.
(17:10):
There was like the constant affirmations. I also said that
I really liked him, and I liked their relationship together.
I feel like it really it's legit and it's working.
But she didn't hear that part. She just heard that.
But also, so you know, Tama has now talked about
this on every podcast that we have somebody from Jersey
because the press is picking it up every single time.
(17:32):
And all she wants to do is get back into
Teresa's good graces. But it's not happening. I don't think
Teresa's but she But the thing is is like I've
always been a supporter of hers, So what do I
need to do. I don't care. Teresa. Teresa is very simple.
Let's put it that way, all right. She's very She's
(17:53):
very She's very simple, all right. And Theresa and I
love her. I've known her a long time and I
still support her most most things, most things, all right.
Teresa is not a logical person. Okakay, well that makes sense.
I feel like she read the headline and I actually
sent her mster him like, Teresa, no, seriously, because we've
always had a pretty good relationship. I said, I was
just saying that. I also said he I thought he
(18:13):
was great. No, I got no response. Brutal was the
reunion and person because I've never seen Andy gets so
mad like he lost he lost it and lost a ship.
(18:34):
And I always a team Teresa, no matter what. And
this suck up to her. No, well, I'm sorry, she
likes me. She still follows me on Instagram, but um,
does she follow you too? Well, here's the worst. I'm
presenting at the MTV Unscripted Awards and she's up for
four words. So I'm like, I just can't wait to
be presenting her with an awards. Oh is that why
(18:56):
you asked me to be your date to But during
the reunion, it was there was moments that it was
absolutely unbearable, like she couldn't hear anything that anybody was saying.
And we all up and we all do whatever. But Louis.
I almost even though we heard way more stuff about Louis,
(19:17):
I was almost finding him likable because at least he
was taking some accountability for some of his past. Great.
I thought that he was able to open up and
speak without Theresa telling him what to say, and he
came off well, I thought every time. The problem is
and from what I understand, Teresa quote a lot of
slack um about the reunion because Louis got to the
(19:40):
point where he was rectifying things with Margaret and it
was bringing it down, bringing down attention, and all of
a sudden, Theresa would just jump back in and start
screaming and yelling. And Theresa gets into one of those
those rampage she hears nothing, she hears nothing. Okay, so
and you just got it. But oh my god, it
wasn't once twice? How many times was it? But that's
(20:02):
what makes her good TV. But at this point that
I thought so during the season, but at the reunion,
it was just so same thing, same thing, same thing
that it was exhaust I would have been like Andy,
just like it was. It was horrible, guys, it was horrible.
(20:22):
The men. The men were out there. If you noticed
towards the men are not even smiling because we couldn't
wait to leave. Well, I felt that for Joey, like
that was just bad. I just felt like he handled
himself so the best I've ever seen him handle himself
and controversy, I thought, and Melissa as well. And I
feel like Melissa was kind of holding back like she's
in such a weird position because she she doesn't want
(20:42):
to piss off Theresa. She doesnt want to piss off
her husband, so I feel like she's almost silenced a
little bit. And I'm like, just just so, I have
a question in regards to Dolores and to Melissa. I
know they talked about like this old school Italian we're family,
where all of these things so that we always have
each other's back. But when it comes to something like
I know, watching and I'm not somebody who gets fomo
(21:05):
or anything like that, but I know, watching I saw
in Dolores's face and Melissa's when they realized they weren't bridesmaids.
When Dolores wasn't even invited to the engagement party, I
felt sad, like you're you're You're right, You're absolutely right,
you know, And I don't think there's any excuse for it.
(21:25):
And I mean, I see a lot of things now
on social media and everything else. I think Melissa is
had enough, says you know, I'm saying what I want
to say. I'm doing what I gotta do. I've tried
to keep this family peaceful, and it just no matter what,
no matter what I do, it just you know, it
doesn't get through a Tresa. By the way, there's nothing
worse than being a fifty year old bridesmaid. I mean,
(21:46):
nobody no desire the bridesmaid. The bridesmaid thing is fine,
but Dolores not being at the engagement party because they
haven't gone on double dates. No, that's and really, if
you want to be with somebody else, just she could
have invited you. As Dolores says, you know, so she's
with somebody else. I don't know if it's true, but
(22:07):
I heard because Dina Manto, who actually lives right right,
literally right by me, that's where I list. Nobody said
that to me. That's where I think, yeah, because they
had some beef and she was just trying to, you know,
keep everybody cool. And since you were at the reunion,
can you also tell us how many minutes Jakie Barber's
(22:27):
wife filmed at the reunion because we didn't only to
get well, I didn't, I get be honest, I didn't
see the third part of the reunion. Well she didn't.
We didn't see her either, now, so nobody saw her
at all, not all. We only saw her outfit like that.
She thinks she got paid, of course, but the thing
(22:50):
is that she's not coming back, right, She's not I heard.
I don't know. I'm speculating. I gotta be honest with you.
I've heard so many things Jackie, New Girls, this that
I don't even know what's going on right now. We
started filming. We started filming this week again, you know,
starting up filming already. But you know, but I have
no idea who's who's in it, who's out? But how
(23:11):
long did you? What did was Tracy on a couch
or on a chair for more than she was there? Yeah? Yes,
I wasn't quite honestly, I don't have you noticed when
I left, me and Dolors weren't talking. So I better right, yeah,
because we can't lose. Okay, first let him go do
this and then we're going back to that buzz now.
(23:34):
But yeah, but uh no, I think she was out there.
I think she was out there for like half an
hour or so. You know. Yeah, Well, whatever it is,
what it is, it happens, It's happened before in our show.
It never happened. And Beverly Hills there had never brought
somebody to my knowledge, out on the reunion to talk
(23:54):
and then never shown them. They've cut people completely out
of the show. But then they wouldn't have brought up
them to the reunion. Well, listen, she's actually just too
normal and sweet and nice to be on the show.
That's it. Not everybody's cut out for TV, but you are.
But you are? And back to buzz Lightyear. Um, my
(24:14):
favorite thing when when you say it and Dolores gets piste.
When Andy says with all do and he doesn't even
add respect to the end. It's my favorite line. When
he's always with um, it's just because. But you said
something in return. I can't remember what it was. I'm
so hilarious. Even Melissa repeated it. But when I thought
(24:36):
he was a superhero? Yeah, but why was something else? What?
Don't you see? What is the issue with Polly for you?
Let me start with saying this. Since the reunion, all right,
Polly and I have made some great headway. Okay, we
really have, all right, um Is, And my whole problem
with Pooley was anybody, anybody who's around Dolores and I.
(24:59):
The more you're around on this, you'll see there's nothing
to worry about. Okay. So when I saw the two
of them getting a little more serious and serious, I
texted Doors like, think is do ma your favorite talk
to Paulie. Honest, see if you want to go to
lunch and go to dinner, let's let's bullshit, you know.
And I just got, you know, not, I got a
response that I didn't expect, and I you know, I
didn't take too well to it. And on not so much,
(25:24):
not so much. Who had to get what I wanted?
My biggest my biggest issues is um growing up. My
parents were divorced, and I have two birthdays and two
holidays and usual my kids have never had. That sucks.
That sucks, I know it does. My my kids never
had ever had that. That's so good. I asked my
excess Bend, like, can we like once a month, like
(25:44):
go to dinner with the kids and just be like
a family. He's like, no, that's a shame. But I
think some people aren't cut out to continue having relationships.
I think you and Dolores are really blessed. I'm so
grateful that I had two birthdays and two Christmas, says guys,
being with my parents together. After that, I gotta balesty.
(26:06):
That's the same through my parents at the time. You
know that they didn't get a goal. But Dolores, she
put everything aside she put everything aside because she said,
we're going to still be a family, and be a family.
We've always always been a family, and now the Polley
came around. There's certain things where I know my kids
are comfortable if we were together in the same room.
Which the last thing my son, My son, My son's
(26:28):
is the easiest girl, and he wants everybody to be
peaceful and everything else all right. So him, he'll just
he'll make good no matter what. My daughter, my daughter's mate,
and my daughter's loyal as hell to me. We have
a great relationship. And that's that scene where you guys
are at dinner and you're talking about sex. I so good.
I love the whole thing. Yeah. Me and my daughter
(26:49):
is still you know, up until the point where she
became a doctor, every year me and her would go
away for like four or five days, just two of us.
Ever since she was like six years old. And uh,
we have a great relationship. And she she's a lot
more difficult to push aside her feelings, and I don't
want that. I want us to be able to be
in the same room and everybody be happy. But all
(27:09):
due respect, um, when it comes to Polly, it's not
the easiest thing to come into relationship and have, like, um,
you know, your new girlfriend being best friends with correct
husband like not not if you come into it, like
if they wanted to be together at this point so
many years had passed, they would be Yeah. But you
know what a lot of people have, like insecurities or
(27:32):
jealousy where you know, they'll see the two of you
together and he probably can get insecure jealous about it,
like not everybody. How long was Dolores mad after that?
I mean you could she wasn't mad about anything. She
was mad. She was mad. You could see it. And
how did you guys get through it? Did you have
a conversation? Was there yelling what? I just don't? That's
one good thing about being excess, you know if if
(27:55):
the conversation gets loud, yeah, right, you know, I don't
have to go home, you know, And I even listened, guys.
I what I'm doing is you know, I I found
a piece of property close to didn't believe it not
close to David's, uh, which I'm building my own house,
all right, but but you don't stay all right, you
(28:15):
got it? So, but what happened is I was I
went by doloreses in between a fair I stayed there.
I never lived in both my kids in the same house,
all right with Dolores, and so I just finished her house.
Let me stay here. I have a good deal, and
when I'm done, I'll go move into my own place.
But then Dolors started dating Polly, and I knew it
was gonna be rough for him that. So did you
(28:39):
move in with David to stick it to her a
little bit? No? Not at all. I mean, David went
to exactly, I'm not like, no, how can I da? David?
And David and I went to dinner, and you know
we're closing bullshit, I said, man, I said that I'm
getting out of it. What are you gonna do? I say,
(29:01):
I don't know. I will find something in between. You know,
when you stayed by me, because David comes home. Honestly,
he's got a huge house here, beautiful house. And you know,
David comes home some weird hours because you can't determine
when someone's gonna get birth, all right, and that's what
he does. Oh, I didn't even know if that was
the kind of doctor he was. Yeah, Dave, David's high, high,
high risk break. Now I like him hard. Now that's
(29:29):
like a really high pressure well that's working out all
hours of the night. But also like if you're giving
somebody their miracle baby, high risk pregnancies, like that's my
son was a high risk pregnancy, and that was It's
I'm just high risk together, right, I'm just in trouble,
(29:58):
which leads us to a question, Marri. We have to
ask every single guest. You have to answer it. I'm sorry,
but oh my god, you're making me nervous. It's kiss
Mary kill of the New Jersey Housewives. Dolores can be
included or not. Oh, obviously he's got to be married,
(30:21):
all right. And what were the other ones? Kill and
kiss or sex whatever? You know? All right? Um, as
for as for you know, kiss, I had to say
Melissa all right, all right, and for no other reason
because Joe be jealous, because now she knows what a
real man is. And kill. Oh my god, that would
(30:45):
be so hard. Yeah, no, it really honestly, now I
have to I think it back. I mean, fine, we
don't have to say kill. Let's just say disappear. Disappear.
I mean that's the same thing. But no, I mean
they don't have to die. I get a long and
listen after this season, all right, I probably had to
(31:08):
say Jennifer. Well, I just was with Jennifer the on
the night and I was I do love her. She's crazy,
but but I love it. You know, she's she's a
loose cannon. She's a loose cannon, you know. But I'm
friendly with guys, I really off off screen. I'm friendly
with everybody, the guys. You see the guys we still
go out off screen. Um on screen when you see
(31:29):
are are any of the anything we're doing? Guys? I
swear to god, nothing nothing is scripted with us. That's
what makes it such great TV is because you guys
are good friends, and you do hang out when not
just when you're filming a lot of these cast members
on different franchises, they're friends for TV reasons, and then
when the cameras go down, they're like, oh, I'll see
you in three months, you know. So that's what makes
(31:50):
it so good. And I know that we're almost out
of time. But in closing, do you think that Louie
will infiltrate into the Boys Club this year or Teresa's
going to keep him away? No? I think I think
he's gonna infiltrate. I think you Teresa likes him being
part of us, all right, she likes that. Um, it's
(32:15):
let's see now they're supposed to get married this year.
Some other things. When I found out Sex in the City,
when you told me that that Sex in the City
is his favorite show to watch and that's why he
wanted to get I almost lost myself ready and um,
and then our final question is, can you give us
the actual definition of a bitch boy A bitch A
(32:41):
bitch boy? Put it, put it bluntly, right, and then
I'll then I'll elaborate a bitch boys pussy wipped Okay, okay, okay, okay,
that makes more sense. Okay, alright, bitch boys pussy whipped
to basically his woman, okay, or not exactly controls him
exactly right. That's that's why in New Jersey I can
be honestly, that's that's almost called like a woman. She work,
(33:05):
all right, don't don't don't call me a boy, don't
call me So that's like the ultimate death. Yes, exactly, yes,
all right, So we won't get close this by saying
thanks for coming on, bitch boy. Well you two kid,
you from coming from the two of you all out.
I know, but we have Sorry, we are putting on
(33:26):
the best message that we have two more fan questions
we need to ask. Go ahead, guys, will listen. Listen.
I put every day aside. I don't have another competl
in about forty five minutes. We can. We could sit
here and talk all day long. We just get. We get.
We get little notes like stop yelling into the thing,
stop talking Teddy, why is your laugh so annoying? Okay,
So my question is it's not really your question, it's
(33:47):
a fan question. Okay, Well it's also my question too,
because I'm gonna elaborate on it. So will your girlfriend
be on the show next year? And could she possibly
be a new housewife? Um? My girlfriend? Most likely, Yes,
we'll be on the show this year. Right as to
what extent um, I have no idea. All right, as
(34:11):
for a future housewife, you never say never. But if
I got something to say about it, all right. Well,
and we also guessed we what we think happened, which
she didn't confirm or deny, is that Jackie is a
friend and they're going to have to make her work
for that. The holding of nothing, the holding of the
(34:34):
meatball like they hope nothing, but that's our guests. Um,
I hope not. I hope no. I loved you. I
really like Jackie Baw. I do the fact that she
came out this year about her eating disorder, and so
she really opened up. Jackie's comes such a long way.
(34:55):
If you just look at her the first season, Oh
my god, she was like a timid puppy getter as
kick right, all right, you know, at least now she's guys.
She wouldn't have to have with Dolores when they absolutely guys. Absolutely,
And I was gonna say, and the only thing about
it is, I mean, that's good, but that's also the
state I've seen. I've seen Dolores put it in no
other way. I've seen her reco women. I mean that,
(35:17):
Oh my god. Everyone cheases me because we're on a
group chat where we talk about all housewife stuff, so
we can like stay current because if not, you'd miss it. Yeah,
And everybody's like Teddy's girlfriend Dolores Delora, like oh your girl,
del I'm like, well, I have her. So we'll have
a three sim with Dolores. You the three of us.
You've already kissed too many other chicks I love, I'm
(35:43):
what am I left out? What am I like? We'll
let you watch not only a third like the fourth weete.
We'll check in and see what Melissa says after your
after your hook up, Sash, if it's worth it, Oh
my god. But yeah, you see Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe's
Joe is always out there and everything else every time
(36:04):
Tarzan Tarzan, you know, and I just pointed out all
the time Joel, He says, well, how well, and Dowdy
is listen to me. If somebody five someone five ft
four a three inch penis looked big, okay, all right,
all right, I'm six ft I'm six ft pole. All right,
it's a big different. How big is your shoe? No?
But have balls? Twel a half twelve and a half.
(36:28):
That's want And look at that, look at all right,
that's a real handsum. But do you not have balls?
So so I'm gonna be honest. Well, let me just
tell you balls are overrated. Thank you. I don't thank you.
I don't want any balls in my face. I don't
want to see you. And as you get older, balls
sag like if you don't have any of that, great kemptballs,
(36:49):
the little ones that you do have. I'm just saying,
Oh my god, they listen, guys, Doloris will be the
first to tell you when it comes to hygiene, there's
nobody like me alright, comes to people. So I got
a daughter, I got a son, all right? What do
I need more? What? Balls? Just getting away? They do.
I'm not. I'm not a balls fan at all? Why balls?
(37:15):
I'm not. I don't hate balls. Oh god, I have
friends at love balls and like, well, I don't like
to play it with balls, but like balls can get
involved in the action and help the situation sometimes no, no, okay, anyways,
another great episode of learning on two Cheese in a
Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, Tamra Judge. Thankfully they Frank
for a ball tutorial of hie foot size. You can
(37:41):
follow Frank at what's your Instagram? Frank Frank Undersquare Catania
Underscore Senior. Make sure he was senior because my son's
got way too many of my d m s And
oh don't worry, I almost did the same thing. And
one last fan question is Frank Jr? Single? Yes? Now,
how old is he? Alright? Twenty three? Year old ladies
(38:04):
slide into Frank Junior's DM, not senior, because he really
dates up. He gets up to that year olds. I'm
above thirty guys. Oh, come on, thank you so much.
Oh my god, my pleasure. Ladies at a great time.
Thank you, thank you so much, Frank. And we'll be
chatting by hope. Did you hope to see you that
(38:24):
the Jersey short summer? Can you send us the invitation invite? Absolutely,
we can want paying or whatever color you want. We'll
do the thing. Bye, Frank. Oh my god, it's so great.
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