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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencap and Cambridge Edge.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, you guys, we have a very special announcement.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I didn't have any sombreros because I wasn't part of
the trace of me.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Guys, Well, you got your own show. Now we're taking
it on the road.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Let's do it in a big way. Camera. The two
Twats are going to San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
That's right, The twat Stirs are going to be in
San Francisco, live on stage at the Palace of Fine Arts.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, I have a question, yep, are you excited?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I am? But you can't this up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay? Do you get nervous in front of a crowd?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Not anymore so. January twenty fifth, at eight pm we
will be on stage. But it's not just the Twats
on stage. We will be having special guests that we're
going to announce. Ones that we can't announce now are
Eddie Edwin, Emily Simpson and a big announcement and some
(01:14):
surprise guests will be happening.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
This is gonna be good, y'all, because we don't like
to half ass anything.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What was the biggest party at Bravo.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Con that would be in our suite the.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Twartz party, because there ain't no party like a Twartz party.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
There ain't no party like a Twatz party. That's for sure.
It's gonna be so much fun. You guys, this is
gonna get a chance. So you can come, you can
meet us. We're gonna have a meet and greet. We're
gonna meet greets an hour beforehand yep. And we'll have
tickets on sale now, actually right, or the tickets on
sale now.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
The tickets are on sale now, go to ticketmaster dot com.
Tam and I don't like to leave our house past
eight pm, So the fact that we're going means that
we're probably gonna be a little If we won't be
in our pajamas, I was gonna say, we might be
a little wild.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, like Teddy's gonna actually brush your hair.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'll we haven't discussed glam yet, but I can tell
you what we won't be doing.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We won't be wearing matching.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
There's there will be no sombreros that we listen.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't have a sombrero. And I don't think Vicky
is gonna loan me hers. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
But I'm excited for you guys to hear who our
special guests are. I'm also excited for you guys to
grill our husbands. It's like, well, absolutely nothing's off limits.
So we'll be taking questions from the audience.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Like we said, the meet and greet will have photo ops.
It's gonna be a fun night, have.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Some good twantastic merch.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, we're gonna have merch. It's gonna be a great venue,
the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So you guys please come. We want you guys there.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The more Twats that are there, the more fun we
will have because we know that our twats are diligent
and they go down every rabbit hole right along with us.
So in order for us to have the most fun,
we need you guys there. And you know what, we're
not afraid of a little shade.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, and if you don't like us, I'm sure you
like Emily or Eddie or Edwin or our special guests.
Or if you don't like us, come anyway, bring your friends.
Maybe one of them will like us, or maybe we'll
change your opinion. And if we don't change your opinion, you.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Can just talk badly about us online, like you do already.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, it's going to be a wild and crazy night,
and we are so excited to just be open and
honest and stir some shit up.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, that's pretty much what we so we do best.
We like to stir the shit.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So if you want to stir the shit with the Twats,
come January twenty fifth at eight pm at the Palace
of Fine Arts in San Francisco. We will have lots
of fun guests the meet and greets right beforehand. Tickets
are on sale now, go to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Make sure you get your tickets now because I have
a feeling they're going to sell out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And then don't be done crying to us because, as
you know, most of the time, me and Tam have
no feelings, so we can't do anything about it. Oh
and we don't know if it's me and Tam or
Tam and I. So me and Tam Tam. I've never
even say that because I never know.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, I'm scared I may have said it wrong and
then they'll use that in the promo. Yeah, okay, anyway,
if they just corrected us, it's Tam and I don't
have feelings.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Hey, I speak blonde. I gotcha.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well I'm not naturally blonde, but so what's my excuse?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yes, and this might be some indication about how this
show is going to play out.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, except right now, we haven't been drinking.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh gods on alcohol. We might want we might want
to up our insurance. We yeah, we may want to
up a lot of things. But make sure that you
come from meet and greet and we will do it
cheers and which will make us even shadier.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Thanks you guys for being loyal TWAT listeners, and we
can't wait to meet on person.