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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, you've seen the frustration overlaps with the Chronics stays.
He's now into the gangster mode.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know what I like, I'm literally like mm hmmm
mm hmm. I'm litery, Like he's.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Like Santana like whatever the love the guys that plays
the base, He's like, Okay, bro, you're just naming on
your bambers. That's like, if we do the podcast, we're
just like, Yo, walk at the victory like Yo Radio,
I in aellow that Yo to day man South South
South South South South.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
South y. That's right, Yo.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
That was actually really good.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know what I'm saying, We've been working. You know
what I'm saying, We're back. Yeah, it's victory. Like you
know what I'm saying. I'm not even gonna say episode no
more because this is the time is a flat circle.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But what you will notice is that we are back.
You know what I'm saying, full strength.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
The evil Reptilian agents last season tried to take us
out with the vo plague, but.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It didn't work. It ain't working almost did it.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Almost that that ship was knocking us down one by one.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
That ship they said, they said, agent Scalias. We sent
you on a mission and you failed.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Apparently these fools have very strong immune systems. Student living
in the squalor of five barrels, we.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Have to deal with their get jokes and Rea for
smoking for a hundred Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You know how long it took to concoct that agent? Yeah,
I was there. I was in the planning stage. Is
I'm furious? Tell that's what happened. Well, I was listening
to Slime season three and got distracted.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
It was down in my in my vehicle, and I
just heard a noise that distracted me. It sounded like
like an ad lib of some sort rapper.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
What happened was during delivery of the viral agent, I
got win that thugger was free, and.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It distracted from the mission. And somebody named Mariah the
scientist came up with a vaccine. But they all took
and now they're all better. And she's apparently it's not
just nomenclature. She's apparently a very redout scientist. But we're
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not the killers. God damnit. They tried. Yeah, they tried.
Lisbo wouln't even turn the camera on on his production
zones because.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I wasn't even in a room. Bro. That was that
was a different person in a different her world. Yeah, Liz,
but didn't exist that time.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I was sick. Yo, she's in a fugue state. Bro's like, yeah, yo,
I got an idea. Yeah, just like yo, you good camera,
we gotta see Yeah, what do you look like about?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Somebody in the comments was like because they seen me
with the mask on. It was like, Buddy always sick. Hey,
you man, I've been sick all of three times in
over one hundred episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Buddy always sick. Friend I'm talking about always.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yo, because brainy whatever, he's sick, he wears a mask
so you can visibly see that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, it's God.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah, thank you, Liz, thank you. The funk we're on
a closed set.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Ain't no ve this.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
There's a pre war building, allegedly, I think I don't know.
Ain't no fucking ventilation in here?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Which war? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Which civil war?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Got his last time?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
God forbid, motherfuckers do some ppe God forbid, motherfucker's dude
and knowledge and wear a mask yeah when they're sick.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Man. It was crazy, But it was funny because like
watching back those episodes, just like I tried so hard
to enunciate.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I tried to eq my own voice, and I tried
to turn the highs up. Yeah yeah, I tried to
turn the higher frequencies up. So I was talking like
this through the mask so that it would come out regular.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The most effective form of PPE. Don't say it, dang yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Not all of us have built up a tolerance to
ancient diseases. We're doing ayahuasca with shamans in.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
The all right, two thousand years fucking we got we.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Got goddamn we got Vietnamese romulus in the building.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Isn't it crazy that men is the men and Vick
are the only ones who didn't get sick.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now this broe, we come ahead, We
do all the job.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
See, that's what happens. This guy went to Italy. He
did something like the ship that Colby did.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Think because fresh pasta with with cool bitches and ships
that better than us right by the water minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Restaurants are cool bitches. Fucking men.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Fucking men is five six and thick in the hips
out Fusela.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You know the Mythusla old Testament.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Men, That's what I'm gonna call them now, My fucking
impervious to.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Everything, bro this and ship mean what I thought I
was because I got fucking four rad ass kids.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Bro, that'd be like touching the floor and then putting
the figures in their mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I was like, what I think of children? I think
of that? Yeah, I think I think of children like
looking for snacks and other people and going and making
me a lo out.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Of come in, let me get you.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like sometimes I see kids and I'm like, yo, they
invented napkins for a reason, like a little and then
it's going into your mouth and then then you get
the then you get the little bit at home when
you start drinking the juice drink you mixing the juice
with the snot.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You see yo, wow yo yo.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
When they do that, and then they take the bottle
out him up and then the books is stuck. It
looks like a fucking lanyard stuck to the bottle. Bro,
That ship is disgusting.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I was holding I was holding Griffin. He was falling
asleep in my in my arms and his head was
right here on my shoulder. And then I'm like, are
you feeling You're feeling okay, kiddo, because he was sick too,
and he was like, yeah, I'm feeling better that sneezes
directly into my ear, directly into my ear into and
it reaches myron, my neo cortex and fucks up my
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whole cognitive process.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yo dog yo. Yeah that's so, that's why Buddy always sits.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, because he's an active fatherfucker.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Hello a damn same. You know what I'm saying now.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know we was fucked up though, because Hassan got sick.
Bro person, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm gonna cut you over right there. I love you,
but this nigg is in the streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
hide out. Yeah it wasn't no, you know, we just
I was just handing the house drinking became mil tea.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, I don't know how this happened.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
This is your fault is outside, yeah, likening bodies.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
That's balanced by the fact that Hassan believes in the
power of the cucumba.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
He's got mad Caribbean remedies on death at all times,
and once broke down, I was nervous. I was like
sitting in my house waiting for COVID like it was
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, damn. We go on to zoom and ship sounds
rubbing herbs on his chest. Yeah, a blanket, Sha, you
got a hundred and eighth degree fever? Chap?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
What you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Bro? I called. I called Hassan.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm like, yo, Hassan, you got the cards. He's like yeah,
I'm like who is that? Who's that in the background
is doctor Sebby's voice?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Hold on? Like what are you watching? And he's like, yeah,
that's business. He's just like he's like, I'm gonna get
the cards to lay to God.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right, cool man, Now, yes, I got I got scared, bro,
when the Dominican medicine wasn't working no more. Yeah, the
from perpetual and all the illegal Dominican concoctions everything, bro. Nothing.
I was just like, all right.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
You know, listen, that's that's another recession indicator, bro, because
it didn't used to be like this, Bro. The stock
market crash and we're gonna have to stop. Maybe doctor
Sheevey might have had a couple of points.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't know. I don't know, Bro.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
We're gonna because we're gonna have to go back to
that and we're gonna have to stock up on our
cucumber and holistic remediesstic.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Not just getting scared.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
We're gonna have to. We're gonna have to. We're gonna
have to do it with everything, with fucking everything. There's
nothing that's gonna be able to about to get real
fucking expenses super.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And it's crazy cause it's like Yo, Eggs for the
whole for the longest, I was like yeah, and Eggs
went down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Everyone's like, Ah, we're cool, We're cool. No we not Yeah, yeah, no,
we not. Bitch.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
When you're paying two hundred and fifty thousand dollars behind
the civic, then you're gonna be like, oh ship, bro,
and you and you got a Honda of Paramids, not
a Major World. You know what I'm saying, Like, damn.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
The ghost of Major World is never gonna stop this podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
It's literally you know, like when you have there's things
that follow you throughout your life. And then like I
feel like, on my deathbed, bro, I'm gonna see like
the Major World logo in the corner. Yeah, the Grim Reaper,
it's gonna be one of the owners.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, you're getting to heaveny shame. St. Peter's like, yo,
Liz Bell, you've lived the righteous life. You're a thoughtful woman.
Welcome to the gates of Heaven.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Then this should opens. It's like, welcome to that sign
and drive.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
She is getting scary. Man.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
It didn't used to be like this because the last
time listen stock the stock market is tanking. She is
getting critical whether you have the stocks or not. Okay, listen, okay,
the stock market is like that one guy that asks
where the hose at, and everyone in the country is
the hose.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's where we're at with the stock market. It's that
one guy the bitches at. It's like it's like okay
in China, Okay.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
The stock the stock market is Steve Lacy and he
asked him where the bitch is at? And you backstage,
not knowing that you exactly listen Steve Lacy, hold on, wait,
hold on, hold.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
On, am I about to get.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Why not? Bro? And we're catching it, Bro, But the
ship is this like as an older.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Man, you know what I'm saying, that has which is
another thing I want to say on a serious tip,
y'all America. I mean, I know you do this on purpose,
but how about you teach financial literacy in schools like
early you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Know what I'm saying, like junior high, high school, that'd
be great.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I mean, why don't we focus on getting the guns
out of the school first. Wait, no, they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Care about that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
That they want your children to be stupid if they
live and that if they live in the US.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Hello, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
So my ship is just like, like, I am an
older gentleman, you know what I'm saying. And I'm like, yoh,
plany it for retirement, you know what I'm saying. And
entertainment ain't got no motherfucking for one k goddamn it,
so I gotta make.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sure it happen.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Makes you shake myself. So I do have stock investments
and blah blah blah. But even if you don't, this
ship is still and people's thinking like, oh, I'm do
you think I ain't got no stocks?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's for the white Namela, Bro.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Even if you don't have a portfolio, this ship is
still gonna fuck you with no vascinine, bro, because it's
gonna affect everything across the board, bro. Like, it's not
just eggs, It's not just it's every fucking thing that
comes into this country, bro.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Like and like Vie was explaining in it very eloquently before,
But do you like eating rice.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Terrible news for you, exactly like Bro, everything that, like
you know, Dominicans is gonna be starving.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Exactly ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Were they gonna start serving that. Dominicans gonna start serving
races like they're doing restaurants. So they put that little
cup just like upside down instead of like three big scopes.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And bro, listen to me.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Young is my favorite restaur in d R Bro. Aan,
I cannot imagine.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Listen.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
I cannot imagine a smaller sun Culture serving than what
they give you an a Young. If these tariffs fuck us, Bro,
it's gonna get even smaller.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And I don't know if my mental health can keep
up with that. Bro, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
If I could go to a Young and get an
even smaller belong of san culture, then I get already.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Bro, imagine getting you go to Young and you go
and you're like, yo, that let me And he comes
out with a fucking like one of them little ketchup
ships from the dinner my local.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
And then and then I go, I'm gonna look at
the surfer like what and I would think.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You don't no, no, no no no, don't sound culture.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Okay, Okay, I don't cloud Okay, that's the way.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Listen, YO, We're just gonna.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Say, like five pairs of Dominican parents to the Capitol
Hill and I think they'll fix this ship.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah them, that's it.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
You lock them in a room. Make sure that the
Dominican parents know that the people who they're talking to
smoke weed whatever. Whatever, whatever the problem is, it will
be solved by the by the time they get on
with no.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Words to being like no, no, no, no, no, no no,
get them a yeah, get them like.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
What what is it? What gear? Listen, bro, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
It reminds me like the people who who's Who's that
they don't do politics. You don't need to do politics, bro,
Politics will do you. You Eventually, what you see right
now that you don't give a funk about you, you
will feel it in a few months, in a year, whatever,
it will reach your house.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Unfortunately, you're not gonna know what happened but later Christ.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
But listen to anybody, to anybody who doesn't understand the.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Economic state of the world right now, sound like I do, guys.
I think if you talk about the.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
State of the world to anyone who doesn't understand like
the social the social and political state of the world.
Right now, uh, your three, your three idiot Dominican cousins
are here to explain it, right, So listen.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And I just got a just got out of jail,
so I got ideas.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
No, it's like Merrill said, like even if it's like
both of them, Like both Merrill and Lizabell eloquently stated,
if you even if you don't know stocks, even if
you're like, oh, I don't give a fuck about that shit,
that shit gives a fuck about Drew. And it determines
how much shit costs and how shit is gonna look
for the foreseeable future. So if anybody who doesn't understand
these things, and as someone like me who is not
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equipped to explain it eloquently, I got some homework for y'all.
I'm gonna need y'all to watch three films. I'm gonna
need y'all to watch nineteen eighty seven's Wall Street, Okay, right,
I'm gonna need y'all to watch The Wizard of Lies,
the Bernie Madoff movie where Robert de Niro and I
need y'all to watch twenty fifteen's The Big Short. Watch
those three films, Yes, you will understand what the fuck
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is going on? Okay, because it's literally that, It's literally
that it's Trump stacking the courts. Trump's stacking his cabinets
with a bunch of fucking soulless his men's kids, his
man's in them, that are shortening the market, these tariffs
like this is not people. The thing is, people think
Trump is dumb, People think Elon is dumb, and they
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are dumbasses to an extent, But when it comes to
this money ship, they are ruthless predators and they will
short the entire fucking country to line their own pockets
and their friend's pockets so that five, ten, fifteen years
from now they're thirty billion dollars richer, and the rest
of us have no idea what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Hapen eat the inside of the pockets.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
So if you're only gonna watch one film of the three,
I suggestion watch the Big Short. Watch the Big Short.
You will know what the fuck is going on. Yeah,
you can get in on it, and you can get
in on it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Get in on it. And Steve Carol got a noose
job before that exactly saying so you can win an
oscar so he could win it out. Yeah, yeah, you
know what I'm saying. So Woy Corolla had to get
a noose job before he took.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
It, right, Yeah, I'm still yo litt Kiddrick soda man fast.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Yeah that was incredible.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh my god, yeah, Yo, my shit.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Is this like like you were saying, like even if
you don't give a fuck about the stacks or like
the market, or you don't got a portfolio, don't got
no action in there. It's it's pretty much kind of
like take taking the temperature of the economy overall, you.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
So if it's if it's bad, the economy is generally
doing bad.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If it's doing good, the ecademy is generally doing good.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
That you could just take as like a baseline if
you don't want to get mad deep if you I mean, you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Should watch The Big Short. It's a great movie. You
know what I'm saying. Who did that? Who directed it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Ship, Yeah I said I already knew that, but I
just want to say that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That again, if you want you know what I'm saying,
I just wouldn't say the next name.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You dogs not playing bro, We're all trying to get
it's a recession.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We got the whole cast is in.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yeah, we'll shoot it in Calcutta because you can't shoot
in l A.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, you know, dude, you know it's so crazy, guys,
like if you wanted to do victory, like we couldn't
even do New York anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We couldn't. We have to go to like the Bunny,
it's impossible. You have to go to but now Republic,
be crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
It will be more expensive over there, you know what
it is. It's not about us. We'll be there. People
see the camera equipment and be like I may.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Have that. We be spending the money.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
They're gonna be the way that fat bitch she had
meat on her. She's from the States. They're gonna dy
gonna see that motherfucker got money, you see.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Just flashed the Goblin ring. And I'll be like.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Off I said, either way, Yeah, yeah, if we shot
in the r we need a separate budget for police bribes.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You know where we should go.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
We should shoot to China brout there.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh, fucking facts.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
Of ligit, like fucking facts, because that motherfucker by himself
is undoing one hundred gazillion dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
My man is out there showing the world what China
is really like you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yo, it is beautiful. Yeah, why does she look like
the future?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I love that he's so different than everybody else, Like
he has a specific thing when he's going to different countries,
trying out the cultures, being with the locals, like, yeah,
is cool.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
One thing.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
One thing I will say is that, uh, his reception
in China has been mixed for me because I've been
watching a lot of it. Some of it is positive,
but a lot of it is like really fucking racist,
Like a lot of it is really like they're shouting
the N word at him, giving him bouquets of cotton
and ship. He's being a good sport about it, but
I think a lot of like Chinese people who know
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who Speed is, their interactions with American media aren't necessarily
through film or television. It's through streamers, and it's through
like four Chan and Reddit and shit. So like the
shit that's like deeply racist here is like just kind
of a joke over there. So like they don't understand
the gravity of giving somebody a fucking bouquet of cotton,
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Like they think it's some internet meme joke or some shit.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Yeah, also a fun little it's very earnest. Yeah, this
is it a fun little tidbit. It's the same reason
Japanese anime depicts black people racist still to this day
a lot of the time because before, before Japan opened
its doors to the rest of the world, all of
the media that included black people that they consumed was
all racist caricatures from like from like Jim Crow and
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like even before that, like the twenties and thirties and shit,
So to this homogeneous country who had never seen black
people before, they fucking see all the media from the
West portray black people with these big eyes and fat
ass lips. So in Japan in the fifties, like like
like a like astro boy era, and shit, they over
here drawing black people like, well, this is how they
draw them over there, you know, this is what they
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must look like, you know, And a lot of studios
still do that shit because it's like that's just how
it's been done. And like I think China's having that
kind of moment with speed where it's like, nah, you
you you just don't understand the gravity of this ship,
because like I've seen him give him the bouquet of
cotton and then they laughing and smiling and shit like
yes I did it, like and it's like it boggles
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my American mind because I'm like, I'm like, are you
a fan of do you like Speed? Or do you
hate him? Like I'm not understanding. So it's just a
very strain. It's just a bizarre like overlap in that
way that like it's just been. It's just been very
very strange to see.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It's crazy because they are even in China, like they're
putting him on the news and they're saying that over
here in the US, he's changing the way we look
at them, and over there they're changing the way they
look at us because of how he is.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yeah, Victor, China is a is a is a is
a communist republic, right, yeah, so all their media is
state ran right, let him cook? So for them exactly,
so for China, for China, let Speed cook and like
show eight minutes of him live on national television. That
is government rank, Like what what twenty year old Chinese
(23:31):
zumer is is in a government position? Like yo, we
gotta run Speed, bro that.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You know, right, I think it's crazy Chinese people are smart. Yeah,
Chinese smut, they move smut.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
They probably was like, Yo, you know what this guy does,
crazy numbers. This is a guy that not used for propaganda,
but like, put the actual picture of what we're doing
out there.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Dog. He was in a flying taxis. Come on, it
was a flying god Bro, that crazy lit up boat
ship with the whole city skape behind that. I was like,
this should look like a video game. Bro.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, this is what like they kept telling, Like me,
I'm forty in nineteen in the eighties, bro, like George
Jenson and ship.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
They like when the nigga put the pill in the
microwave and it came out. Fill ay. That's what I
was expecting bro by this time.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah, and GTA man, come on, I just found out
today from men for no particular reason.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That all fifteen of the cities with.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
All fifteen cities with the tallest skyscrapers in the world
are in China.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yo, Bro, they're the top sixteen.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
The tops looking us. They're cooking us, Bro.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It happened.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, you know, it's like it's like a Mario kart
where you lap everybody and you and you last, but
you first, you first.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yes, that's how fast. That's what that's looking behind us like, Yo, yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
These motherfucker's got flying flying cars, and we'll hear Eric
Adams releasing fucking new garbage cans like that ship.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Is my state of the r.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
This got new listen. Yeah, yeah, excited about flying cuts.
Let me tell you about these new garbage cans they
red proof.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That was so embarrassing. I'm like, bro, you're doing a
whole presentation. Yeah wow, what a bitch.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
And then everybody's looking at New York like yo, yeah, yeah, yeah,
never had garbage cans before. You're you embarrassing bitch.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You think we have the metal ship to the oscar
and graduates.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, you think we're just in the street nigga, Like
what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Bro? Yoh my god.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
I just think I think Asia in general just takes
just takes honor very seriously, Like they take public perception
very seriously, whereas like the West, we're so about freedom
and so about like fuck you, we do what we want.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
We don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
It's like like like China, like that report came out
about China having the worst air quality in the world,
and in two years, I think like it's just bonkers.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Number in there, and it was just like, bro, what
they did well.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
They reduced cold conception, they phased out polluting vehicles, and
they implemented uh like regulations on industrial emissions like this, bro. Bro,
Like the same ship which with Japan with that arsonist
that was blowing up trash cans, Japan said no more
public trash cans.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
So you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
It's like over there, like they just don't play about
that ship where it's like over here, it's like, well,
it's it's money, free market.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
We could do whatever we want and it's self correct.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yeah, and that's how we end up so fucking far
behind from everybody else.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
And we also we live in America. Bro, This this
fucking country is racist as fuck. And realistically a lot
of the things that they deprive us of is because
we're black and brown. A lot of these things. If
this country was full of white people, they would do it.
They would not put spikes on seats, sit down, they
wouldn't do that. They would have public bathrooms where you
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can just like, there's so many things that can just exist,
but because they don't want us to have access to it,
they're like nobody gets access to it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
The US the US is a is a The US
is a third world country in a telfar, that's what
it is.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
If I could make a point to what to what
Liz is saying, since you have homework, homework anyway from
from a rainy check out north by Northwest, Okay, may
think you don't have to watch the whole thing, but
watch carry Grant shave in Grand Central State. Yeah, just
to give you an idea of how incredible New York's
(27:31):
infrastructure used to be.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, just put it up on YouTube.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
It's it's literally like ten seconds. It will blow your mind.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, like brows in a public bathroom shaving, Yeah, shirt off,
like not even.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Like out of a cam like he had to bring
like all the fucking accoutrement.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah. It's it's so bizarre.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
The the the overlap between like uh, Trump implementing tariffs
that he swears is going to fix the economy, which
it is, because apparently China and the East and everyone
is our enemy, right and Canada is our fucking enemy.
Please they make they make maple syrup, bro, Like, what
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I have never seen a Canadian politician and I'm like, yo, damn,
he might be up to something. Never in my life.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Even rob Ford bro recipes that nigga was smoking crack
and it was just like yo, bro, like he's cool.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Though. The first move in Canadian Parliament the same ro
rob Ford crack. Oh Man, that man was.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
The mayor of the biggest city in the country and
he was smoking that glass dick.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You know what I'm saying. That's crazy. Listen.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
You can't say that China is right people, rah Man.
You can't say that China is the big bat smoking
and then and then implement tariffs on everyone because then
iPhones would cost thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
That's the ship, bro.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's like, yo, and this is the thing I keep saying,
this ship Like I've said it before, Like Yo, y'all
don't want these jobs, bro, stop lying, No, look at me.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
You don't want that job, bro, Yeah, stop lying? Stop lying?
Did we forget the whole American apparel saga?
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Did everybody just forget that that their whole thing was
it's all made in America? That shit isn't sustainable.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It just isn't.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Like, Like, what's what's crazy is that if you paid
overseas factory workers and seamstresses a living wage where they
are from, it would still be a fraction of the
American fucking dollar. Like so it's like, so I'm just
not understanding how we get to We're gonna implement tariffs
to fix our economy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
By the way, the iPhone's gonna cost thirty thousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (29:41):
What like if hypothetically, by the way, it's as per
Forbes seven years ago, Forbes said that an iPhone would
cost thirty to one hundred thousand dollars if it was
made in the US, but then an updated figure later
brings the cost to about twenty three hundred dollars per
phone for consumers, which is not that far.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Off for how much they cost already.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, I'm at the same time, I might yeo, bro's
a condition for free?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah, try remember the important difference there is like if
the iPhone were totally made in the US, yeah, per
seven seven years ago, if it were totally made in
the US, it'd be thirty thousand to one hundred thousand
dollars to make one iPhone.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
To make one, and it's like, this is not a typo.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
The difference now is that that's the amount you're The twenty
three hundred dollars figure is how much you're paying for
an iPhone if it's still made somewhere.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Else and you just pay a tax to have it here. Yeah,
it's about a forty percent increase. Do you know? Do
you know how.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Insane your political agenda has to be for Nintendo, a
company that is one hundred and fifty years old and
had survived two World Wars and was making playing cards
in the eighteen nineties, for them to halt pre orders
and halt production until we figured this tariff shit out. Yeah,
that's crazy, Like the switch to is delayed for pre
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orders because Nintendo's like, you guys got to figure the
shit out?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Man, are he r? I p y'all economy? But we
built different, Like you know, yo, we got this ship, bro,
We be making ship. Yeah, Yo.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
The United States of America is the guy that shows
up to the cipher with like a Dutch and no
money and no weed and just like yo, just vibes like.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yo, I got a Dutch, yo, And what the we're
gonna put in this touch nigga? Like there's a fucking
weed you just pulled up? Man, Happy smiling, you fucking bitch,
you ain't making ship? Yes, Oh my god, here we go. Bro. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I think that I think that this country is fucked.
Would you guys agree? And at this point, it's just
a guy. Where are we going? Bro? We we know
we're on like a on a fast track to fucking hell.
My my flight to d R is booked.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I'm just I'm just I'm just listen. Hey, motherfuckers. Hey,
you know what else?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
I read the comments and y'all been y'all been clowning
me for my cooked forces two seasons now. But these
tariffs gonna make all of y'all dig, these motherfuckers out,
y'all closet, because y'am not.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Gonna be able to afford a fresh pair of forces.
The key shoe.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Yeah, you about to you about a doctor said me,
your old forces.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
You're gonna have to We're gonna have to get back
to the old days. Bro, Remember when they used to
when you you you get something like that, send that
ship to d R and they will send you back
a fucking fresh, a fresh pack like it was.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, completely new.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Were don't have to get back to fix and ship
to building ship right now. We're in the state where
one thing breaks, we just buy the next one.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, my fan broke just Yo, this Fenton only hitting.
I need.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That one.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
My fault.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I thought we was its a little fun, a little fun.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh my god. That we don't make ship. American doesn't
make ship, bro.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
And that's the worst position to be in when you
all you doing is buying and you're not selling. Bro.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
We the crackhead. Bro, We're the world crack.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Like a fucking be from scrabble.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Don't listen, yo, sheep paying Bro, you don't listen, bomping.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Look, let me tell you something. Back in the Danes, Bro, we.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Used to have so much text tiles yo, and now
then y'all be laughing.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Put the industrial you don't listen is the revolution that
we had in the eighteen hundreds because we had so
much time because you know, slavery, but you know, like then,
but we was in charge of everything, you know, and
then you know.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
We just that's us because we're trying to move ship
that nobody wants.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Because like there's there's certain.
Speaker 10 (33:56):
Trying to tell you, like I got this kitchen name mixed,
don't got it?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Look, especially dent it's from its pink. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Like, by the way, that's real. KitchenAid mixers are one
thing that is made in the US. Kitchen aid mixers
a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
And Crayola crowns. That's that's our ex That's it. That's
damn yeah, and fucking zeus TV. Hold on, hold.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
On, hold on, you know, daddies.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
What else.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Fucking assholes degenerate.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Baking trash TV?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Speaking of which you know that was made in America?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Oh boy, what is it?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Pirates? Baby?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
That's right, that's rights has always been so that means
your brick aspirations can stay.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
On track, you know what I'm saying, dream being Yeah,
that's right because you know what the terrorists don't effect is.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Whint dan damn ten day week.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Honestly, you're better yo. If the iPhone really thirty K
to make one, you better off for the break.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yo, for sure. Bro Listen, I'm I'm just guessing here. Yeah.
I feel like back in.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
The days, you know, like like when I was in
my twenties, maybe like a break was like thirty forty something.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Now it's ten, yeah, which means it's mostly not bricking,
which means most of that break is.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, I means you hurt.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a normal bro.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
In the rest of that break, Yeah, if.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
You don't want to sell drugs, maybe you can make
cakes or cookies. Yeah, you know you can sell you
can sell stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Of legity like.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Legity, Like, if you don't want to sell drugs, maybe
you can make cakes or cookies. You know, you can
sell you can sell stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I feel like that's what we're gonna That's where it's
gonna go, like you know, like everybody gonna have an
Etsy store.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah yo.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
And it's crazy because it's like listen, there's a lot
of Dominicans. He so we talk about Dominicans a lot.
But this is a real fact when you go to
dr Bro. This's like and you in a small town,
it's like, oh, at least been yeah, like like ya's
a little bit caught up, little blah blah blah whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
So that Yo, we're going over there to get birthday cakes.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yo, Rainy, Yo, Rainy, I thought I he con Bro,
maybe I do at least right now.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Con now Bro, he's a tattoo guy.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, I got goats, Bro,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
My god, you know what I'm saying. So I feel
like everybody's is gonna be micro micro.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah. A matter of fact, I'm glad that you brought
that up because that's what we need to get back to.
We need to get back to the community. You need
to fucking say how to your neighbors, you stupid bitch,
Say how do your neighbors and be like, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah? Like, Yo, my uncle he got a farm and
he have eggs. I know your Yeah, your uncle he don't.
He own owned like a chicken shop and shit, you
got you gotta get acquainted with the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
We got to get back to saying yo, I don't know,
because this is what we used to do back in
the day. I'll do your makeup, you do my hair.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I don't gotta pay you, but I'll pay you by
returning the service. We gotta get back to that.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You got a cow here, yo, give him. Let me
get a gallon of milk. Bro, here's a dozen eggs.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
From That's what That's what my grandmother and everybody doing.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
You're absolutely right because eventually, when the Mad Max post
apocalypse desert bike riding scenario happens, and then they capture
all of us, and then they decide who they're gonna eat, kill,
or keep right. When they line us all up listen,
he got this hit rating down. I'm ready when they
(38:16):
line us all up right, And then they asked me,
what do you do?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I go, please spare me. I'm a tattooyist. Don't make
you guys all look cool and dangerous. Okay, he's got
a point. He's him. They go to the next guy.
What do you do, I'm a stockbroker.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gives a Nobody needs a stockbroker.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Or a landlord.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Hello, kill him. They keep an hall, they keep.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
They keep an ash the hall, you know, because in
a post apocalyptic world, there's no electricity, there's no power,
so they just build a giant hamster wheel.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Then just.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Everybody brings something to the tast try to make everybody.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
He's a human turbine.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
You need diesel, amphibians, yoga with his mouth, team, just
power in the world, running in the handsome wheel.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That'll do crazy work, make it happen, you know.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
But even though he an actor the post apocalypse Mad
Max Desert Cannibal Gang will keep Timothy Shallowan because they'll be.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Like, you a white boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we at
you hold on. You was in Remember My Name or
whatever the game Drug Addict movie was. Yeah yeah. But
at the same time you be on some hip hop ship.
So it's like confusing.
Speaker 12 (39:42):
Yo, You'll be wearing pell as, but you be a
white boy. Also, you a white Arab in that one movie.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yo, I'm mad confused because you look like a tweet bro.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yo, Dune Dune. I think it's just a movie about.
Speaker 13 (40:02):
I think doing is just about UFC fight, just him
saving mma, just this white Muslim saving mma.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I think.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Have you seen the way Kabebe talks about people, bro,
It's incredible and everything he says is prophetic. He goes, Yo,
when I take down opponent, I make them discover themselves
for real.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
He's like, I have him been on bar and then
I take him on a journey of self discovery. Yeah,
that's what he says.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
He learns about himself when I inflict levels of pain
that he's never felt before.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
You become a new man. I make them start inside
new cosmos.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
I make them experience new dimension beyond understanding of world?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
My friend, you ever have anal prolapse? My friend? You
ever know pain on level? Heatherto undreamt of.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Joe Rogan's like, dude, I don't know what he's talking about.
What fucking wold, dude?
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yeah, No, the Desert Cannibal Gang is one eating Joe Rogan. Oh,
they're gonna make a bread bowl out of his skull.
But think about it when you.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Like, when you like we all country to a certain extent,
like when we have been exposed to country ship for sure,
when you fucking eating the chicken a dr bro, they
cutting the bitch head off in front of you, in front.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Of you, taking the feathers off.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Joe Rogan is like when you go to the supermarket and
it's like the skinless breast and it's like trimmed and
everything's ready to go. That motherfucker got no hair, no nothing.
You just throw him in the fucking in the air
fryer real quick.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yeah, that's what it wasan nuggets, not his eyebrows fell
off from all the ivermectin.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's what it was. That's what it was. But you
know he's always in the cold punch, so you know,
he's man fresh. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But
he's speaking of speaking of Joe Rogan and Zukes network.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Whoa, what the where are we taking this?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I'll tell you what we're taking it.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
Has the CIA failed or has the responsibility simply shifted
to platforms like academics, flat sa cheese media.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Maybe the CIA has failed because there's no more no jumper.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yoah, yeah that's it.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Hey, Adam, I made a hets jar seven years ago.
You're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
He's sick, damn bro. Yeah. Now now like the remember
what that drake had to meet me, but he was like, yo,
this is the world too, your girls tour yeah by
Oudam Like now Lenna is like, yo, go get me
my fucking fucking too. The Prians, Yeah, like go get
it out of the garage. Adam, not fucking skateboarding. You're
fifty two, fucking.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I'm going to get you out of the house.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Jason loves coming.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, She's like, actually hold the camera. I had to
send a ta back to being age. You can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
He motherfucker was the biggest operative when vlag goes down,
That's when we'll really know.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Like popped.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
They definitely fail, though, well, I feel like they failed
to an extent because because Bro, we live in America.
I don't think I can't get tired of saying that,
because the propaganda here literally starts from the moment that
doctor touch your fucking wet egg, from the moment you're born.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah you cyn Bro, you're hearing ship like great?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yeah, but I say that I feel like they winning
because I've never seen I've never seen poor people be
happy to be poor, yo, like like motherfuckers is like yeah,
because you know what it is. People who voted for Trump,
they're really on some like fuck you pussy, Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna do Yeah, I'm kid rapist. He's a racist,
(44:01):
so what and what so? So they're trying to prove
something to you. So like, Bro, I know your mom.
Your mom has been on Section eight your entire night.
Your mom goes and I'm not even cracking jokes to
be on something like I'm saying, I understand your situation.
So who are you laughing at? Bro? You you dunking
(44:24):
on your mom's pussy. That's who you're like, your mom
be at the food bank, Bro, and you're over here
trying to clown because you're trying to prove a point.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Well, do you think them brands in the cabinet though, match?
Because your mother's down there every Saturday.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Like, Yo, you ain't never had Coco Post Brooke, you
ain't never had the name brand Cereal.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I went to your house and it was bag Cereals
every day.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
All right, that's what it's like, trut his money. Yeah,
but you're not.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
You're not, Bro, Will over here in King Vitamin for dinner. Yeah, Yo,
this ship is sucking up the roof of my mouth.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
Listen, Oh my god, you remember that by King Vitamin.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
First of all, worst mascot ever. It was just an
old white man, yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Like.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
And second of all, Cereal to tastes like nothing. Third
of all, it was just fish tag rocks.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
You know what I'm saying. Like, because you leave the
ship and milk for two days and it wouldn't get sockey, Bro,
it wouldn't softened up nothing. I'm like, Bro, what am
I doing with.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
This Western beef Cereal or the Western.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah? Yo, kaboom bro Western beef.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
First of all, you used to have to bag your
own groceries over there twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
You have to bring your own ship.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
You know, you have to bring your shusable.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Policy in like ninety two. Yeah, the reusable bag. And
they had the cereal in the middle of the aisle,
like the nuts.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
Yeah, five guys, Scooper They had the Scooper in the
middle of the aisle. Yo, you could scoop cereal back
in your ship. Bro, y'all wasn't in the trenches.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Man, Yeah, Bro, you don't know about that. Y'all wasn't
in a trench.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Don't know about fucking buying gray pep stake bro, Yo,
manager special you know.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, this shit about to go bad as soon as
I put it in a.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Car, Yo.
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Yeah, Bro, listen, as long as we protect Anne Hathaway,
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, as long as you protect listen, I can't have
again if it has ain't.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
I don't know what genius tweeted this, but somebody was like, Yo,
unguardable at twenty two, unguardable at thirty two, unguardable at
forty two.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
She's brown.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
And the way is bron bro and the ways the
lebron joy women Yo, low key hike right, Bro.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Princess Diaries is the movie of my childhood.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
Yeah, bro, she got it, she got She's generational, bro,
she has a generational talent. Man, that is listen, that
is that's generational illustrious lactose right there.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
That's what you know.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
This is generational talent, Brianna, that's shorty who punched the pros.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
First of all, find me hers about to tell me
that bitch is not related to me somehow, that's not
Eventually that grew up on my.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Block's time we get back to that. Man, I'm sick
of the yo. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of
the grifter content. That's like the sole purpose of it
is is negative interaction. Yes, that's the sole purpose. You're
not trying to change anybody's mind, You're not trying to
change your own mind. Let me let me just antagonize
these people and look look at what happened. You got
(47:29):
rocked in your fucking jaw. I'm sick of that stuff.
And I'm also sick of the It's a prank.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
It's a prank, bro, friends, Pranks. Prance is not for strangers,
because if I punch you in the fucking mouth, what
is gonna be funny.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, what's gonna be funny? Why are you taking this? Bro?
Speaker 4 (47:51):
You know it's a joke. You out here joking. I'm not.
I'm existing in a real world.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I just here in front of my building after my shift.
You'm saying, way because I know as soon as they
can go up, it's it's yo, it's work time. If
you'll hang out for the building for a little bit.
Now here, come your dumb ass from fucking Celton Long Island.
You know what I'm saying, being like, dude, dude, kelb
are your phone for just trying to run down the block.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, you don't remember the motherfucker's on YouTube. Back in
the day, they used to go to Brooklyn and they
used to go to the hood, some little white boys
go snatch somebody's phone and start running and step saying,
oh no, it's a prank. You if you would got popped.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Or they or they would like try to pull people's
pants up. Yeah, like, come on, bro.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
I don't know if I'm if I'm remembering this correctly,
but I could be your names correct me if I'm wrong.
I feel like they did that ship in Coney Island
and they ran down on names before it was like, yo,
fuck your life. Yeah, and he was just he had
like an Oakland Day's jersey on this Shit's just like
a big I was like, who's this big Puerto Rican bouncer?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
And the holdie did the prank or whatever and said,
what the fuck? Yeah, I just want like that duff
on me out.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Come on if you run down on me on some
it's prank ship And the last thing you hear is.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
The and then you black out, and then you wake
up in a chair and in front of you is
your whole family, duct taped ass naked right in front
of you TV screens showing you where each of them live,
all their cars, all they workplaces, right, And then you
wake up and.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
You go, where am I? Mom? Is that? What? What
is this?
Speaker 6 (49:31):
And then I emerged from the shadows and I put
a hand on your shoulder and I go, it's a
brank broyeah.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
But but what's the joke. I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
It's a frank bro.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Just everything is gonna be okay. It's look at the cameras,
look at it.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
We're just joking.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
We're just joking.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
It's a joke, you know, for real, Bro, these fucking
raged bird is. It's insane what's happening because these people
they go out to these places and we see it everywhere,
Like I just never seen it in.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
All of them.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
That That was my main takeaway from that. I was like,
if you're gonna do this, like I I kind of
understand the people that do it, like at a mall.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Or like a festival, or just just doing it in general.
You could do fun things, you know, but there's some
people who do it specifically to get a reaction out
of you. And guess what you got your reaction? You want,
that's what you wanted. I'm saying you wanted to go viral.
That's what you want. You want to antagonize people. Because
I went through the Shorty's instagram, she was taking what
that girl said out of context and putting words into
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her mouth and trying to get a reaction out of her.
So people be like, oh, I don't I don't condone violence.
I will never say that, bro, because guess what, some
people do need to be punched in the mouth. I
promise that girl. I don't know. I don't know if
she's going to be conducting interviews for a little while. Yeah, exactly,
time to hear exactly, and guess what, you can have
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those kind of interviews and be have those conversations and
be a good person, Like I have those kind of
conversations all the time with my cousin Who's who's a
fucking nun? And I'm pro choice. So there are ways
to have these conversations. But because she didn't want to
have that conversation, she wanted a viral reaction. She wanted
to feed her her audience.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah, I believe the.
Speaker 6 (51:29):
Friends around and find out, walk around and find out.
But also a great note to end on is a
Spanish lesson of the day, which is what Liz Bell.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Wait, what was it again? I'm sorry, Oh go ahead, yea, which.
Speaker 6 (51:41):
Is as Merrow just said, the Spanish or Dominican version
of funk around and find out.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
So lesson the Spanish lesson of the day, but the
lesson in general is shut the fuck up. Stop talking
to strangers on the Internet. I mean, I mean stop
talking to straight and just in public and expecting Internet reactions. Yeah,
you can't go to somebody's face and be like, yo,
you you cook bitch. You can't just say that. You
can say that on the Internet, they're gonna be like,
damn motherfuck Oh you a super bitch. So you say
that shit to somebody in person.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
That's a different And And I said this shit about
the sex thing, shit that we were talking about way
back this ship that you'll put in a text that
you will not say out your mouth except for me
because I'm a nasty nigga, you know what I'm saying.
But like, there's a lot of shit that, like confrontational
shit that motherfuckers will go crazy like in comments and
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texts whatever. See me in the target parking line, my boy,
when you're pushing out that fucking twenty four roll bounty
towel shit, nigga. And I'm walking in Dolo with my
oldest son, just me and him. Yeah, it's fucking around
to see if you won't get jumped by eleven year old.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
There's only one and we gotta go after this, so
put up the sign. But there's one genre of prank
that I will always respect. It will always be funny,
and it's the hobbybee store pranks. They behind the counter
and they'll give somebody like a pink lighter or something,
and they just start wilding out playing to give it
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his pink lighter. It's a big celet like harmless, harmless.
You love harmless jokes, like you know you he may
have destroyed your entire storefront over the pink lighter but harmless,
but harmless premise, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Nobody gets hurt behind this.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
I don't like when people go out in public and
start disturbing other people. Like if you're gonna do some
ship to make somebody laugh, that's different, you know, but
people out there and you're trying to antagonize and get negative,
nasty reactions out of people, don't. Don't try to play
that fun.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Listen. We're from New York, so we've been seeing this before.
It was like a viral thing. It's called the guy
on the train jerking off.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
You know what I'm saying, all your YouTube guys, or
the guy on the train jerking off, or or like
poor Mike sitting.
Speaker 6 (53:55):
Next to the guy smoking crack on the train, Broye
on dog. We gotta do better, we gotta do better.
It didn't used to be like this. It didn't used
to be like this at all. And this has been
another fantastic episode of Victory. List be sure to come
back and see us again, or I'll show up in
your basement with your family tied up.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Guess what naked it's This has been another episode of victory.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
Like, goddamn motherfucking list Bell of New York. We got five,
six and thick in the hips. Men, we gotta eat
even my secret love in the building.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Goddamn in the building. We got motherfucking victory in the house.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Super producer, extraordinary, and we got the one and only
the man, the man behind the decks one.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Insane. Yeah, you know what's crazy, bro. Somebody was like, Yoda,
you should use that as a drop. I'm gonna I'm
gonna prank your whole family. I'm gonna prank your family.
Speaker 8 (55:06):
See you next time.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Colvin's of ligury like like like m mmm.
Speaker 6 (55:16):
Mm hmmm, m hm
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Hmmm mm hmm, ligury like like like
Yeah, you've seen the frustration overlaps with the Chronics stays.
He's now into the gangster mode.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know what I like, I'm literally like mm hmmm
mm hmm. I'm litery, Like he's.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Like Santana like whatever the love the guys that plays
the base, He's like, Okay, bro, you're just naming on
your bambers. That's like, if we do the podcast, we're
just like, Yo, walk at the victory like Yo Radio,
I in aellow that Yo to day man South South
South South South South.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
South y. That's right, Yo.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
That was actually really good.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know what I'm saying, We've been working. You know
what I'm saying, We're back. Yeah, it's victory. Like you
know what I'm saying. I'm not even gonna say episode no
more because this is the time is a flat circle.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But what you will notice is that we are back.
You know what I'm saying, full strength.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
The evil Reptilian agents last season tried to take us
out with the vo plague, but.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It didn't work. It ain't working almost did it.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Almost that that ship was knocking us down one by one.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
That ship they said, they said, agent Scalias. We sent
you on a mission and you failed.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Apparently these fools have very strong immune systems. Student living
in the squalor of five barrels, we.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Have to deal with their get jokes and Rea for
smoking for a hundred Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You know how long it took to concoct that agent? Yeah,
I was there. I was in the planning stage. Is
I'm furious? Tell that's what happened. Well, I was listening
to Slime season three and got distracted.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
It was down in my in my vehicle, and I
just heard a noise that distracted me. It sounded like
like an ad lib of some sort rapper.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
What happened was during delivery of the viral agent, I
got win that thugger was free, and.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It distracted from the mission. And somebody named Mariah the
scientist came up with a vaccine. But they all took
and now they're all better. And she's apparently it's not
just nomenclature. She's apparently a very redout scientist. But we're
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not the killers. God damnit. They tried. Yeah, they tried.
Lisbo wouln't even turn the camera on on his production
zones because.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I wasn't even in a room. Bro. That was that
was a different person in a different her world. Yeah, Liz,
but didn't exist that time.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I was sick. Yo, she's in a fugue state. Bro's like, yeah, yo,
I got an idea. Yeah, just like yo, you good camera,
we gotta see Yeah, what do you look like about?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Somebody in the comments was like because they seen me
with the mask on. It was like, Buddy always sick. Hey,
you man, I've been sick all of three times in
over one hundred episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Buddy always sick. Friend I'm talking about always.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yo, because brainy whatever, he's sick, he wears a mask
so you can visibly see that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, it's God.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah, thank you, Liz, thank you. The funk we're on
a closed set.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Ain't no ve this.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
There's a pre war building, allegedly, I think I don't know.
Ain't no fucking ventilation in here?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Which war? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Which civil war?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Got his last time?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
God forbid, motherfuckers do some ppe God forbid, motherfucker's dude
and knowledge and wear a mask yeah when they're sick.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Man. It was crazy, But it was funny because like
watching back those episodes, just like I tried so hard
to enunciate.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I tried to eq my own voice, and I tried
to turn the highs up. Yeah yeah, I tried to
turn the higher frequencies up. So I was talking like
this through the mask so that it would come out regular.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
The most effective form of PPE. Don't say it, dang yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Not all of us have built up a tolerance to
ancient diseases. We're doing ayahuasca with shamans in.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
The all right, two thousand years fucking we got we.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Got goddamn we got Vietnamese romulus in the building.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Isn't it crazy that men is the men and Vick
are the only ones who didn't get sick.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now this broe, we come ahead, We
do all the job.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
See, that's what happens. This guy went to Italy. He
did something like the ship that Colby did.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Think because fresh pasta with with cool bitches and ships
that better than us right by the water minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Restaurants are cool bitches. Fucking men.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Fucking men is five six and thick in the hips
out Fusela.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You know the Mythusla old Testament.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Men, That's what I'm gonna call them now, My fucking
impervious to.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Everything, bro this and ship mean what I thought I
was because I got fucking four rad ass kids.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Bro, that'd be like touching the floor and then putting
the figures in their mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I was like, what I think of children? I think
of that? Yeah, I think I think of children like
looking for snacks and other people and going and making
me a lo out.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Of come in, let me get you.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Like sometimes I see kids and I'm like, yo, they
invented napkins for a reason, like a little and then
it's going into your mouth and then then you get
the then you get the little bit at home when
you start drinking the juice drink you mixing the juice
with the snot.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
You see yo, wow yo yo.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
When they do that, and then they take the bottle
out him up and then the books is stuck. It
looks like a fucking lanyard stuck to the bottle. Bro,
That ship is disgusting.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I was holding I was holding Griffin. He was falling
asleep in my in my arms and his head was
right here on my shoulder. And then I'm like, are
you feeling You're feeling okay, kiddo, because he was sick too,
and he was like, yeah, I'm feeling better that sneezes
directly into my ear, directly into my ear into and
it reaches myron, my neo cortex and fucks up my
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whole cognitive process.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yo dog yo. Yeah that's so, that's why Buddy always sits.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yeah, yeah, because he's an active fatherfucker.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Hello a damn same. You know what I'm saying now.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know we was fucked up though, because Hassan got sick.
Bro person, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm gonna cut you over right there. I love you,
but this nigg is in the streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
hide out. Yeah it wasn't no, you know, we just
I was just handing the house drinking became mil tea.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, I don't know how this happened.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
This is your fault is outside, yeah, likening bodies.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
That's balanced by the fact that Hassan believes in the
power of the cucumba.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
He's got mad Caribbean remedies on death at all times,
and once broke down, I was nervous. I was like
sitting in my house waiting for COVID like it was
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, damn. We go on to zoom and ship sounds
rubbing herbs on his chest. Yeah, a blanket, Sha, you
got a hundred and eighth degree fever? Chap?
Speaker 8 (07:56):
What you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Bro? I called. I called Hassan.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm like, yo, Hassan, you got the cards. He's like yeah,
I'm like who is that? Who's that in the background
is doctor Sebby's voice?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Hold on? Like what are you watching? And he's like, yeah,
that's business. He's just like he's like, I'm gonna get
the cards to lay to God.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right, cool man, Now, yes, I got I got scared, bro,
when the Dominican medicine wasn't working no more. Yeah, the
from perpetual and all the illegal Dominican concoctions everything, bro. Nothing.
I was just like, all right.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
You know, listen, that's that's another recession indicator, bro, because
it didn't used to be like this, Bro. The stock
market crash and we're gonna have to stop. Maybe doctor
Sheevey might have had a couple of points.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't know. I don't know, Bro.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
We're gonna because we're gonna have to go back to
that and we're gonna have to stock up on our
cucumber and holistic remediesstic.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Not just getting scared.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
We're gonna have to. We're gonna have to. We're gonna
have to do it with everything, with fucking everything. There's
nothing that's gonna be able to about to get real
fucking expenses super.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And it's crazy cause it's like Yo, Eggs for the
whole for the longest, I was like yeah, and Eggs
went down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Everyone's like, Ah, we're cool, We're cool. No we not Yeah, yeah, no,
we not. Bitch.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
When you're paying two hundred and fifty thousand dollars behind
the civic, then you're gonna be like, oh ship, bro,
and you and you got a Honda of Paramids, not
a Major World. You know what I'm saying, Like, damn.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
The ghost of Major World is never gonna stop this podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
It's literally you know, like when you have there's things
that follow you throughout your life. And then like I
feel like, on my deathbed, bro, I'm gonna see like
the Major World logo in the corner. Yeah, the Grim Reaper,
it's gonna be one of the owners.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, you're getting to heaveny shame. St. Peter's like, yo,
Liz Bell, you've lived the righteous life. You're a thoughtful woman.
Welcome to the gates of Heaven.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Then this should opens. It's like, welcome to that sign
and drive.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
She is getting scary. Man.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
It didn't used to be like this because the last
time listen stock the stock market is tanking. She is
getting critical whether you have the stocks or not. Okay, listen, okay,
the stock market is like that one guy that asks
where the hose at, and everyone in the country is
the hose.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
That's where we're at with the stock market. It's that
one guy the bitches at. It's like it's like okay
in China, Okay.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
The stock the stock market is Steve Lacy and he
asked him where the bitch is at? And you backstage,
not knowing that you exactly listen Steve Lacy, hold on, wait,
hold on, hold.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
On, am I about to get.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Why not? Bro? And we're catching it, Bro, But the
ship is this like as an older.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Man, you know what I'm saying, that has which is
another thing I want to say on a serious tip,
y'all America. I mean, I know you do this on purpose,
but how about you teach financial literacy in schools like
early you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Know what I'm saying, like junior high, high school, that'd
be great.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I mean, why don't we focus on getting the guns
out of the school first. Wait, no, they don't.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Care about that.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
That they want your children to be stupid if they
live and that if they live in the US.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Hello, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
So my ship is just like, like, I am an
older gentleman, you know what I'm saying. And I'm like, yoh,
plany it for retirement, you know what I'm saying. And
entertainment ain't got no motherfucking for one k goddamn it,
so I gotta make.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Sure it happen.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Makes you shake myself. So I do have stock investments
and blah blah blah. But even if you don't, this
ship is still and people's thinking like, oh, I'm do
you think I ain't got no stocks?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's for the white Namela, Bro.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Even if you don't have a portfolio, this ship is
still gonna fuck you with no vascinine, bro, because it's
gonna affect everything across the board, bro. Like, it's not
just eggs, It's not just it's every fucking thing that
comes into this country, bro.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Like and like Vie was explaining in it very eloquently before,
But do you like eating rice.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Terrible news for you, exactly like Bro, everything that, like
you know, Dominicans is gonna be starving.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Exactly ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Were they gonna start serving that. Dominicans gonna start serving
races like they're doing restaurants. So they put that little
cup just like upside down instead of like three big scopes.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And bro, listen to me.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Young is my favorite restaur in d R Bro. Aan,
I cannot imagine.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Listen.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
I cannot imagine a smaller sun Culture serving than what
they give you an a Young. If these tariffs fuck us, Bro,
it's gonna get even smaller.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And I don't know if my mental health can keep
up with that. Bro, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
If I could go to a Young and get an
even smaller belong of san culture, then I get already.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Bro, imagine getting you go to Young and you go
and you're like, yo, that let me And he comes
out with a fucking like one of them little ketchup
ships from the dinner my local.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
And then and then I go, I'm gonna look at
the surfer like what and I would think.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You don't no, no, no no no, don't sound culture.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Okay, Okay, I don't cloud Okay, that's the way.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Listen, YO, We're just gonna.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Say, like five pairs of Dominican parents to the Capitol
Hill and I think they'll fix this ship.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah them, that's it.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
You lock them in a room. Make sure that the
Dominican parents know that the people who they're talking to
smoke weed whatever. Whatever, whatever the problem is, it will
be solved by the by the time they get on
with no.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Words to being like no, no, no, no, no, no no,
get them a yeah, get them like.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
What what is it? What gear? Listen, bro, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
It reminds me like the people who who's Who's that
they don't do politics. You don't need to do politics, bro,
Politics will do you. You Eventually, what you see right
now that you don't give a funk about you, you
will feel it in a few months, in a year, whatever,
it will reach your house.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Bro.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Unfortunately, you're not gonna know what happened but later Christ.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
But listen to anybody, to anybody who doesn't understand the.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Economic state of the world right now, sound like I do, guys.
I think if you talk about the.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
State of the world to anyone who doesn't understand like
the social the social and political state of the world.
Right now, uh, your three, your three idiot Dominican cousins
are here to explain it, right, So listen.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And I just got a just got out of jail,
so I got ideas.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
No, it's like Merrill said, like even if it's like
both of them, Like both Merrill and Lizabell eloquently stated,
if you even if you don't know stocks, even if
you're like, oh, I don't give a fuck about that shit,
that shit gives a fuck about Drew. And it determines
how much shit costs and how shit is gonna look
for the foreseeable future. So if anybody who doesn't understand
these things, and as someone like me who is not
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equipped to explain it eloquently, I got some homework for y'all.
I'm gonna need y'all to watch three films. I'm gonna
need y'all to watch nineteen eighty seven's Wall Street, Okay, right,
I'm gonna need y'all to watch The Wizard of Lies,
the Bernie Madoff movie where Robert de Niro and I
need y'all to watch twenty fifteen's The Big Short. Watch
those three films, Yes, you will understand what the fuck
(16:35):
is going on? Okay, because it's literally that, It's literally
that it's Trump stacking the courts. Trump's stacking his cabinets
with a bunch of fucking soulless his men's kids, his
man's in them, that are shortening the market, these tariffs
like this is not people. The thing is, people think
Trump is dumb, People think Elon is dumb, and they
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are dumbasses to an extent, But when it comes to
this money ship, they are ruthless predators and they will
short the entire fucking country to line their own pockets
and their friend's pockets so that five, ten, fifteen years
from now they're thirty billion dollars richer, and the rest
of us have no idea what the fuck.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Hapen eat the inside of the pockets.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
So if you're only gonna watch one film of the three,
I suggestion watch the Big Short. Watch the Big Short.
You will know what the fuck is going on. Yeah,
you can get in on it, and you can get
in on it.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Get in on it. And Steve Carol got a noose
job before that exactly saying so you can win an
oscar so he could win it out. Yeah, yeah, you
know what I'm saying. So Woy Corolla had to get
a noose job before he took.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
It, right, Yeah, I'm still yo litt Kiddrick soda man fast.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Yeah that was incredible.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh my god, yeah, Yo, my shit.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Is this like like you were saying, like even if
you don't give a fuck about the stacks or like
the market, or you don't got a portfolio, don't got
no action in there. It's it's pretty much kind of
like take taking the temperature of the economy overall, you.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
So if it's if it's bad, the economy is generally
doing bad.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
If it's doing good, the ecademy is generally doing good.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
That you could just take as like a baseline if
you don't want to get mad deep if you I mean, you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Should watch The Big Short. It's a great movie. You
know what I'm saying. Who did that? Who directed it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Ship, Yeah I said I already knew that, but I
just want to say that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
That again, if you want you know what I'm saying,
I just wouldn't say the next name.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You dogs not playing bro, We're all trying to get
it's a recession.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We got the whole cast is in.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Yeah, we'll shoot it in Calcutta because you can't shoot
in l A.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, you know, dude, you know it's so crazy, guys,
like if you wanted to do victory, like we couldn't
even do New York anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We couldn't. We have to go to like the Bunny,
it's impossible. You have to go to but now Republic,
be crazy.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
It will be more expensive over there, you know what
it is. It's not about us. We'll be there. People
see the camera equipment and be like I may.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Have that. We be spending the money.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
They're gonna be the way that fat bitch she had
meat on her. She's from the States. They're gonna dy
gonna see that motherfucker got money, you see.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Just flashed the Goblin ring. And I'll be like.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Off I said, either way, Yeah, yeah, if we shot
in the r we need a separate budget for police bribes.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You know where we should go.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
We should shoot to China brout there.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh, fucking facts.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
Of ligit, like fucking facts, because that motherfucker by himself
is undoing one hundred gazillion dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
My man is out there showing the world what China
is really like you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yo, it is beautiful. Yeah, why does she look like
the future?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I love that he's so different than everybody else, Like
he has a specific thing when he's going to different countries,
trying out the cultures, being with the locals, like, yeah,
is cool.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
One thing.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
One thing I will say is that, uh, his reception
in China has been mixed for me because I've been
watching a lot of it. Some of it is positive,
but a lot of it is like really fucking racist,
Like a lot of it is really like they're shouting
the N word at him, giving him bouquets of cotton
and ship. He's being a good sport about it, but
I think a lot of like Chinese people who know
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who Speed is, their interactions with American media aren't necessarily
through film or television. It's through streamers, and it's through
like four Chan and Reddit and shit. So like the
shit that's like deeply racist here is like just kind
of a joke over there. So like they don't understand
the gravity of giving somebody a fucking bouquet of cotton,
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Like they think it's some internet meme joke or some shit.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Yeah, also a fun little it's very earnest. Yeah, this
is it a fun little tidbit. It's the same reason
Japanese anime depicts black people racist still to this day
a lot of the time because before, before Japan opened
its doors to the rest of the world, all of
the media that included black people that they consumed was
all racist caricatures from like from like Jim Crow and
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like even before that, like the twenties and thirties and shit,
So to this homogeneous country who had never seen black
people before, they fucking see all the media from the
West portray black people with these big eyes and fat
ass lips. So in Japan in the fifties, like like
like a like astro boy era, and shit, they over
here drawing black people like, well, this is how they
draw them over there, you know, this is what they
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must look like, you know, And a lot of studios
still do that shit because it's like that's just how
it's been done. And like I think China's having that
kind of moment with speed where it's like, nah, you
you you just don't understand the gravity of this ship,
because like I've seen him give him the bouquet of
cotton and then they laughing and smiling and shit like
yes I did it, like and it's like it boggles
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my American mind because I'm like, I'm like, are you
a fan of do you like Speed? Or do you
hate him? Like I'm not understanding. So it's just a
very strain. It's just a bizarre like overlap in that
way that like it's just been. It's just been very
very strange to see.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It's crazy because they are even in China, like they're
putting him on the news and they're saying that over
here in the US, he's changing the way we look
at them, and over there they're changing the way they
look at us because of how he is.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yeah, Victor, China is a is a is a is
a communist republic, right, yeah, so all their media is
state ran right, let him cook? So for them exactly,
so for China, for China, let Speed cook and like
show eight minutes of him live on national television. That
is government rank, Like what what twenty year old Chinese
(23:31):
zumer is is in a government position? Like yo, we
gotta run Speed, bro that.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
You know, right, I think it's crazy Chinese people are smart. Yeah,
Chinese smut, they move smut.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
They probably was like, Yo, you know what this guy does,
crazy numbers. This is a guy that not used for propaganda,
but like, put the actual picture of what we're doing
out there.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Dog. He was in a flying taxis. Come on, it
was a flying god Bro, that crazy lit up boat
ship with the whole city skape behind that. I was like,
this should look like a video game. Bro.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, this is what like they kept telling, Like me,
I'm forty in nineteen in the eighties, bro, like George
Jenson and ship.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
They like when the nigga put the pill in the
microwave and it came out. Fill ay. That's what I
was expecting bro by this time.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah, and GTA man, come on, I just found out
today from men for no particular reason.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That all fifteen of the cities with.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
All fifteen cities with the tallest skyscrapers in the world
are in China.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yo, Bro, they're the top sixteen.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
The tops looking us. They're cooking us, Bro.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
It happened.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, you know, it's like it's like a Mario kart
where you lap everybody and you and you last, but
you first, you first.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yes, that's how fast. That's what that's looking behind us like, Yo, yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
These motherfucker's got flying flying cars, and we'll hear Eric
Adams releasing fucking new garbage cans like that ship.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Is my state of the r.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
This got new listen. Yeah, yeah, excited about flying cuts.
Let me tell you about these new garbage cans they
red proof.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That was so embarrassing. I'm like, bro, you're doing a
whole presentation. Yeah wow, what a bitch.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
And then everybody's looking at New York like yo, yeah, yeah, yeah,
never had garbage cans before. You're you embarrassing bitch.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
You think we have the metal ship to the oscar
and graduates.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, you think we're just in the street nigga, Like
what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Bro? Yoh my god.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
I just think I think Asia in general just takes
just takes honor very seriously, Like they take public perception
very seriously, whereas like the West, we're so about freedom
and so about like fuck you, we do what we want.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
We don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
It's like like like China, like that report came out
about China having the worst air quality in the world,
and in two years, I think like it's just bonkers.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Number in there, and it was just like, bro, what
they did well.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
They reduced cold conception, they phased out polluting vehicles, and
they implemented uh like regulations on industrial emissions like this, bro. Bro,
Like the same ship which with Japan with that arsonist
that was blowing up trash cans, Japan said no more
public trash cans.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
So you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
It's like over there, like they just don't play about
that ship where it's like over here, it's like, well,
it's it's money, free market.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
We could do whatever we want and it's self correct.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Yeah, and that's how we end up so fucking far
behind from everybody else.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
And we also we live in America. Bro, This this
fucking country is racist as fuck. And realistically a lot
of the things that they deprive us of is because
we're black and brown. A lot of these things. If
this country was full of white people, they would do it.
They would not put spikes on seats, sit down, they
wouldn't do that. They would have public bathrooms where you
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can just like, there's so many things that can just exist,
but because they don't want us to have access to it,
they're like nobody gets access to it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
The US the US is a is a The US
is a third world country in a telfar, that's what
it is.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
If I could make a point to what to what
Liz is saying, since you have homework, homework anyway from
from a rainy check out north by Northwest, Okay, may
think you don't have to watch the whole thing, but
watch carry Grant shave in Grand Central State. Yeah, just
to give you an idea of how incredible New York's
(27:31):
infrastructure used to be.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, just put it up on YouTube.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
It's it's literally like ten seconds. It will blow your mind.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, like brows in a public bathroom shaving, Yeah, shirt off,
like not even.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Like out of a cam like he had to bring
like all the fucking accoutrement.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah. It's it's so bizarre.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
The the the overlap between like uh, Trump implementing tariffs
that he swears is going to fix the economy, which
it is, because apparently China and the East and everyone
is our enemy, right and Canada is our fucking enemy.
Please they make they make maple syrup, bro, Like, what
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I have never seen a Canadian politician and I'm like, yo, damn,
he might be up to something. Never in my life.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Even rob Ford bro recipes that nigga was smoking crack
and it was just like yo, bro, like he's cool.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Though. The first move in Canadian Parliament the same ro
rob Ford crack. Oh Man, that man was.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
The mayor of the biggest city in the country and
he was smoking that glass dick.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You know what I'm saying. That's crazy. Listen.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
You can't say that China is right people, rah Man.
You can't say that China is the big bat smoking
and then and then implement tariffs on everyone because then
iPhones would cost thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
That's the ship, bro.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's like, yo, and this is the thing I keep saying,
this ship Like I've said it before, Like Yo, y'all
don't want these jobs, bro, stop lying, No, look at me.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
You don't want that job, bro, Yeah, stop lying? Stop lying?
Did we forget the whole American apparel saga?
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Did everybody just forget that that their whole thing was
it's all made in America? That shit isn't sustainable.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It just isn't.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Like, Like, what's what's crazy is that if you paid
overseas factory workers and seamstresses a living wage where they
are from, it would still be a fraction of the
American fucking dollar. Like so it's like, so I'm just
not understanding how we get to We're gonna implement tariffs
to fix our economy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
By the way, the iPhone's gonna cost thirty thousand dollars?
Speaker 6 (29:41):
What like if hypothetically, by the way, it's as per
Forbes seven years ago, Forbes said that an iPhone would
cost thirty to one hundred thousand dollars if it was
made in the US, but then an updated figure later
brings the cost to about twenty three hundred dollars per
phone for consumers, which is not that far.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Off for how much they cost already.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, I'm at the same time, I might yeo, bro's
a condition for free?
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah, try remember the important difference there is like if
the iPhone were totally made in the US, yeah, per
seven seven years ago, if it were totally made in
the US, it'd be thirty thousand to one hundred thousand
dollars to make one iPhone.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
To make one, and it's like, this is not a typo.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
The difference now is that that's the amount you're The twenty
three hundred dollars figure is how much you're paying for
an iPhone if it's still made somewhere.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Else and you just pay a tax to have it here. Yeah,
it's about a forty percent increase. Do you know? Do
you know how.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Insane your political agenda has to be for Nintendo, a
company that is one hundred and fifty years old and
had survived two World Wars and was making playing cards
in the eighteen nineties, for them to halt pre orders
and halt production until we figured this tariff shit out. Yeah,
that's crazy, Like the switch to is delayed for pre
(30:56):
orders because Nintendo's like, you guys got to figure the
shit out?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Man, are he r? I p y'all economy? But we
built different, Like you know, yo, we got this ship, bro,
We be making ship. Yeah, Yo.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
The United States of America is the guy that shows
up to the cipher with like a Dutch and no
money and no weed and just like yo, just vibes like.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yo, I got a Dutch, yo, And what the we're
gonna put in this touch nigga? Like there's a fucking
weed you just pulled up? Man, Happy smiling, you fucking bitch,
you ain't making ship? Yes, Oh my god, here we go. Bro. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I think that I think that this country is fucked.
Would you guys agree? And at this point, it's just
a guy. Where are we going? Bro? We we know
we're on like a on a fast track to fucking hell.
My my flight to d R is booked.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I'm just I'm just I'm just listen. Hey, motherfuckers. Hey,
you know what else?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
I read the comments and y'all been y'all been clowning
me for my cooked forces two seasons now. But these
tariffs gonna make all of y'all dig, these motherfuckers out,
y'all closet, because y'am not.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Gonna be able to afford a fresh pair of forces.
The key shoe.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Yeah, you about to you about a doctor said me,
your old forces.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
You're gonna have to We're gonna have to get back
to the old days. Bro, Remember when they used to
when you you you get something like that, send that
ship to d R and they will send you back
a fucking fresh, a fresh pack like it was.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, completely new.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Were don't have to get back to fix and ship
to building ship right now. We're in the state where
one thing breaks, we just buy the next one.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, my fan broke just Yo, this Fenton only hitting.
I need.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
That one.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
My fault.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I thought we was its a little fun, a little fun.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Oh my god. That we don't make ship. American doesn't
make ship, bro.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
And that's the worst position to be in when you
all you doing is buying and you're not selling. Bro.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
We the crackhead. Bro, We're the world crack.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Like a fucking be from scrabble.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Don't listen, yo, sheep paying Bro, you don't listen, bomping.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Look, let me tell you something. Back in the Danes, Bro, we.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Used to have so much text tiles yo, and now
then y'all be laughing.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Put the industrial you don't listen is the revolution that
we had in the eighteen hundreds because we had so
much time because you know, slavery, but you know, like then,
but we was in charge of everything, you know, and
then you know.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
We just that's us because we're trying to move ship
that nobody wants.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Because like there's there's certain.
Speaker 10 (33:56):
Trying to tell you, like I got this kitchen name mixed,
don't got it?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Look, especially dent it's from its pink. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Like, by the way, that's real. KitchenAid mixers are one
thing that is made in the US. Kitchen aid mixers
a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
And Crayola crowns. That's that's our ex That's it. That's
damn yeah, and fucking zeus TV. Hold on, hold.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
On, hold on, you know, daddies.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
What else.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Fucking assholes degenerate.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Baking trash TV?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Speaking of which you know that was made in America?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Oh boy, what is it?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Pirates? Baby?
Speaker 6 (35:01):
That's right, that's rights has always been so that means
your brick aspirations can stay.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
On track, you know what I'm saying, dream being Yeah,
that's right because you know what the terrorists don't effect is.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Whint dan damn ten day week.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
Honestly, you're better yo. If the iPhone really thirty K
to make one, you better off for the break.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yo, for sure. Bro Listen, I'm I'm just guessing here. Yeah.
I feel like back in.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
The days, you know, like like when I was in
my twenties, maybe like a break was like thirty forty something.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Now it's ten, yeah, which means it's mostly not bricking,
which means most of that break is.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, I means you hurt.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a normal bro.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
In the rest of that break, Yeah, if.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
You don't want to sell drugs, maybe you can make
cakes or cookies. Yeah, you know you can sell you
can sell stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Of legity like.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Legity, Like, if you don't want to sell drugs, maybe
you can make cakes or cookies. You know, you can
sell you can sell stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I feel like that's what we're gonna That's where it's
gonna go, like you know, like everybody gonna have an
Etsy store.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah yo.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
And it's crazy because it's like listen, there's a lot
of Dominicans. He so we talk about Dominicans a lot.
But this is a real fact when you go to
dr Bro. This's like and you in a small town,
it's like, oh, at least been yeah, like like ya's
a little bit caught up, little blah blah blah whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
So that Yo, we're going over there to get birthday cakes.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yo, Rainy, Yo, Rainy, I thought I he con Bro,
maybe I do at least right now.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Con now Bro, he's a tattoo guy.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, I got goats, Bro,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
My god, you know what I'm saying. So I feel
like everybody's is gonna be micro micro.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah. A matter of fact, I'm glad that you brought
that up because that's what we need to get back to.
We need to get back to the community. You need
to fucking say how to your neighbors, you stupid bitch,
Say how do your neighbors and be like, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah? Like, Yo, my uncle he got a farm and
he have eggs. I know your Yeah, your uncle he don't.
He own owned like a chicken shop and shit, you
got you gotta get acquainted with the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
We got to get back to saying yo, I don't know,
because this is what we used to do back in
the day. I'll do your makeup, you do my hair.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I don't gotta pay you, but I'll pay you by
returning the service. We gotta get back to that.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You got a cow here, yo, give him. Let me
get a gallon of milk. Bro, here's a dozen eggs.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
From That's what That's what my grandmother and everybody doing.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
You're absolutely right because eventually, when the Mad Max post
apocalypse desert bike riding scenario happens, and then they capture
all of us, and then they decide who they're gonna eat, kill,
or keep right. When they line us all up listen,
he got this hit rating down. I'm ready when they
(38:16):
line us all up right, And then they asked me,
what do you do?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I go, please spare me. I'm a tattooyist. Don't make
you guys all look cool and dangerous. Okay, he's got
a point. He's him. They go to the next guy.
What do you do, I'm a stockbroker.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gives a Nobody needs a stockbroker.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
Or a landlord.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Hello, kill him. They keep an hall, they keep.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
They keep an ash the hall, you know, because in
a post apocalyptic world, there's no electricity, there's no power,
so they just build a giant hamster wheel.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Then just.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Everybody brings something to the tast try to make everybody.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
He's a human turbine.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
You need diesel, amphibians, yoga with his mouth, team, just
power in the world, running in the handsome wheel.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
That'll do crazy work, make it happen, you know.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
But even though he an actor the post apocalypse Mad
Max Desert Cannibal Gang will keep Timothy Shallowan because they'll be.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Like, you a white boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we at
you hold on. You was in Remember My Name or
whatever the game Drug Addict movie was. Yeah yeah. But
at the same time you be on some hip hop ship.
So it's like confusing.
Speaker 12 (39:42):
Yo, You'll be wearing pell as, but you be a
white boy. Also, you a white Arab in that one movie.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yo, I'm mad confused because you look like a tweet bro.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yo, Dune Dune. I think it's just a movie about.
Speaker 13 (40:02):
I think doing is just about UFC fight, just him
saving mma, just this white Muslim saving mma.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I think.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Have you seen the way Kabebe talks about people, bro,
It's incredible and everything he says is prophetic. He goes, Yo,
when I take down opponent, I make them discover themselves
for real.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
He's like, I have him been on bar and then
I take him on a journey of self discovery. Yeah,
that's what he says.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
He learns about himself when I inflict levels of pain
that he's never felt before.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
You become a new man. I make them start inside
new cosmos.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
I make them experience new dimension beyond understanding of world?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
My friend, you ever have anal prolapse? My friend? You
ever know pain on level? Heatherto undreamt of.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Joe Rogan's like, dude, I don't know what he's talking about.
What fucking wold, dude?
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yeah, No, the Desert Cannibal Gang is one eating Joe Rogan. Oh,
they're gonna make a bread bowl out of his skull.
But think about it when you.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Like, when you like we all country to a certain extent,
like when we have been exposed to country ship for sure,
when you fucking eating the chicken a dr bro, they
cutting the bitch head off in front of you, in front.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Of you, taking the feathers off.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Joe Rogan is like when you go to the supermarket and
it's like the skinless breast and it's like trimmed and
everything's ready to go. That motherfucker got no hair, no nothing.
You just throw him in the fucking in the air
fryer real quick.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yeah, that's what it wasan nuggets, not his eyebrows fell
off from all the ivermectin.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's what it was. That's what it was. But you
know he's always in the cold punch, so you know,
he's man fresh. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But
he's speaking of speaking of Joe Rogan and Zukes network.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Whoa, what the where are we taking this?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I'll tell you what we're taking it.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
Has the CIA failed or has the responsibility simply shifted
to platforms like academics, flat sa cheese media.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
Maybe the CIA has failed because there's no more no jumper.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yoah, yeah that's it.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Hey, Adam, I made a hets jar seven years ago.
You're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
He's sick, damn bro. Yeah. Now now like the remember
what that drake had to meet me, but he was like, yo,
this is the world too, your girls tour yeah by
Oudam Like now Lenna is like, yo, go get me
my fucking fucking too. The Prians, Yeah, like go get
it out of the garage. Adam, not fucking skateboarding. You're
fifty two, fucking.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
I'm going to get you out of the house.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Jason loves coming.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, She's like, actually hold the camera. I had to
send a ta back to being age. You can't afford it.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
He motherfucker was the biggest operative when vlag goes down,
That's when we'll really know.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Like popped.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
They definitely fail, though, well, I feel like they failed
to an extent because because Bro, we live in America.
I don't think I can't get tired of saying that,
because the propaganda here literally starts from the moment that
doctor touch your fucking wet egg, from the moment you're born.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah you cyn Bro, you're hearing ship like great?
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Yeah, but I say that I feel like they winning
because I've never seen I've never seen poor people be
happy to be poor, yo, like like motherfuckers is like yeah,
because you know what it is. People who voted for Trump,
they're really on some like fuck you pussy, Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna do Yeah, I'm kid rapist. He's a racist,
(44:01):
so what and what so? So they're trying to prove
something to you. So like, Bro, I know your mom.
Your mom has been on Section eight your entire night.
Your mom goes and I'm not even cracking jokes to
be on something like I'm saying, I understand your situation.
So who are you laughing at? Bro? You you dunking
(44:24):
on your mom's pussy. That's who you're like, your mom
be at the food bank, Bro, and you're over here
trying to clown because you're trying to prove a point.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Well, do you think them brands in the cabinet though, match?
Because your mother's down there every Saturday.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
Like, Yo, you ain't never had Coco Post Brooke, you
ain't never had the name brand Cereal.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
I went to your house and it was bag Cereals
every day.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
All right, that's what it's like, trut his money. Yeah,
but you're not.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
You're not, Bro, Will over here in King Vitamin for dinner. Yeah, Yo,
this ship is sucking up the roof of my mouth.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
Listen, Oh my god, you remember that by King Vitamin.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
First of all, worst mascot ever. It was just an
old white man, yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Like.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
And second of all, Cereal to tastes like nothing. Third
of all, it was just fish tag rocks.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
You know what I'm saying. Like, because you leave the
ship and milk for two days and it wouldn't get sockey, Bro,
it wouldn't softened up nothing. I'm like, Bro, what am
I doing with.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
This Western beef Cereal or the Western.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah? Yo, kaboom bro Western beef.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
First of all, you used to have to bag your
own groceries over there twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
You have to bring your own ship.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
You know, you have to bring your shusable.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Policy in like ninety two. Yeah, the reusable bag. And
they had the cereal in the middle of the aisle,
like the nuts.
Speaker 6 (45:43):
Yeah, five guys, Scooper They had the Scooper in the
middle of the aisle. Yo, you could scoop cereal back
in your ship. Bro, y'all wasn't in the trenches.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Man, Yeah, Bro, you don't know about that. Y'all wasn't
in a trench.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Don't know about fucking buying gray pep stake bro, Yo,
manager special you know.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, this shit about to go bad as soon as
I put it in a.
Speaker 4 (46:07):
Car, Yo.
Speaker 6 (46:09):
Yeah, Bro, listen, as long as we protect Anne Hathaway,
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, as long as you protect listen, I can't have
again if it has ain't.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
I don't know what genius tweeted this, but somebody was like, Yo,
unguardable at twenty two, unguardable at thirty two, unguardable at
forty two.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
She's brown.
Speaker 6 (46:31):
And the way is bron bro and the ways the
lebron joy women Yo, low key hike right, Bro.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Princess Diaries is the movie of my childhood.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
Yeah, bro, she got it, she got She's generational, bro,
she has a generational talent. Man, that is listen, that
is that's generational illustrious lactose right there.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
That's what you know.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
This is generational talent, Brianna, that's shorty who punched the pros.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
First of all, find me hers about to tell me
that bitch is not related to me somehow, that's not
Eventually that grew up on my.
Speaker 6 (47:08):
Block's time we get back to that. Man, I'm sick
of the yo. I'm sick of that. I'm sick of
the grifter content. That's like the sole purpose of it
is is negative interaction. Yes, that's the sole purpose. You're
not trying to change anybody's mind, You're not trying to
change your own mind. Let me let me just antagonize
these people and look look at what happened. You got
(47:29):
rocked in your fucking jaw. I'm sick of that stuff.
And I'm also sick of the It's a prank.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
It's a prank, bro, friends, Pranks. Prance is not for strangers,
because if I punch you in the fucking mouth, what
is gonna be funny.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, what's gonna be funny? Why are you taking this? Bro?
Speaker 4 (47:51):
You know it's a joke. You out here joking. I'm not.
I'm existing in a real world.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I just here in front of my building after my shift.
You'm saying, way because I know as soon as they
can go up, it's it's yo, it's work time. If
you'll hang out for the building for a little bit.
Now here, come your dumb ass from fucking Celton Long Island.
You know what I'm saying, being like, dude, dude, kelb
are your phone for just trying to run down the block.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, you don't remember the motherfucker's on YouTube. Back in
the day, they used to go to Brooklyn and they
used to go to the hood, some little white boys
go snatch somebody's phone and start running and step saying,
oh no, it's a prank. You if you would got popped.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Or they or they would like try to pull people's
pants up. Yeah, like, come on, bro.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
I don't know if I'm if I'm remembering this correctly,
but I could be your names correct me if I'm wrong.
I feel like they did that ship in Coney Island
and they ran down on names before it was like, yo,
fuck your life. Yeah, and he was just he had
like an Oakland Day's jersey on this Shit's just like
a big I was like, who's this big Puerto Rican bouncer?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
And the holdie did the prank or whatever and said,
what the fuck? Yeah, I just want like that duff
on me out.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Come on if you run down on me on some
it's prank ship And the last thing you hear is.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
The and then you black out, and then you wake
up in a chair and in front of you is
your whole family, duct taped ass naked right in front
of you TV screens showing you where each of them live,
all their cars, all they workplaces, right, And then you
wake up and.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
You go, where am I? Mom? Is that? What? What
is this?
Speaker 6 (49:31):
And then I emerged from the shadows and I put
a hand on your shoulder and I go, it's a
brank broyeah.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
But but what's the joke. I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
It's a frank bro.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Just everything is gonna be okay. It's look at the cameras,
look at it.
Speaker 4 (49:57):
We're just joking.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
We're just joking.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
It's a joke, you know, for real, Bro, these fucking
raged bird is. It's insane what's happening because these people
they go out to these places and we see it everywhere,
Like I just never seen it in.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
All of them.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
That That was my main takeaway from that. I was like,
if you're gonna do this, like I I kind of
understand the people that do it, like at a mall.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Or like a festival, or just just doing it in general.
You could do fun things, you know, but there's some
people who do it specifically to get a reaction out
of you. And guess what you got your reaction? You want,
that's what you wanted. I'm saying you wanted to go viral.
That's what you want. You want to antagonize people. Because
I went through the Shorty's instagram, she was taking what
that girl said out of context and putting words into
(50:43):
her mouth and trying to get a reaction out of her.
So people be like, oh, I don't I don't condone violence.
I will never say that, bro, because guess what, some
people do need to be punched in the mouth. I
promise that girl. I don't know. I don't know if
she's going to be conducting interviews for a little while. Yeah, exactly,
time to hear exactly, and guess what, you can have
(51:05):
those kind of interviews and be have those conversations and
be a good person, Like I have those kind of
conversations all the time with my cousin Who's who's a
fucking nun? And I'm pro choice. So there are ways
to have these conversations. But because she didn't want to
have that conversation, she wanted a viral reaction. She wanted
to feed her her audience.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah, I believe the.
Speaker 6 (51:29):
Friends around and find out, walk around and find out.
But also a great note to end on is a
Spanish lesson of the day, which is what Liz Bell.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Wait, what was it again? I'm sorry, Oh go ahead, yea, which.
Speaker 6 (51:41):
Is as Merrow just said, the Spanish or Dominican version
of funk around and find out.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
So lesson the Spanish lesson of the day, but the
lesson in general is shut the fuck up. Stop talking
to strangers on the Internet. I mean, I mean stop
talking to straight and just in public and expecting Internet reactions. Yeah,
you can't go to somebody's face and be like, yo,
you you cook bitch. You can't just say that. You
can say that on the Internet, they're gonna be like,
damn motherfuck Oh you a super bitch. So you say
that shit to somebody in person.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
That's a different And And I said this shit about
the sex thing, shit that we were talking about way
back this ship that you'll put in a text that
you will not say out your mouth except for me
because I'm a nasty nigga, you know what I'm saying.
But like, there's a lot of shit that, like confrontational
shit that motherfuckers will go crazy like in comments and
(52:34):
texts whatever. See me in the target parking line, my boy,
when you're pushing out that fucking twenty four roll bounty
towel shit, nigga. And I'm walking in Dolo with my
oldest son, just me and him. Yeah, it's fucking around
to see if you won't get jumped by eleven year old.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
There's only one and we gotta go after this, so
put up the sign. But there's one genre of prank
that I will always respect. It will always be funny,
and it's the hobbybee store pranks. They behind the counter
and they'll give somebody like a pink lighter or something,
and they just start wilding out playing to give it
(53:09):
his pink lighter. It's a big celet like harmless, harmless.
You love harmless jokes, like you know you he may
have destroyed your entire storefront over the pink lighter but harmless,
but harmless premise, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Nobody gets hurt behind this.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
I don't like when people go out in public and
start disturbing other people. Like if you're gonna do some
ship to make somebody laugh, that's different, you know, but
people out there and you're trying to antagonize and get negative,
nasty reactions out of people, don't. Don't try to play
that fun.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Listen. We're from New York, so we've been seeing this before.
It was like a viral thing. It's called the guy
on the train jerking off.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
You know what I'm saying, all your YouTube guys, or
the guy on the train jerking off, or or like
poor Mike sitting.
Speaker 6 (53:55):
Next to the guy smoking crack on the train, Broye
on dog. We gotta do better, we gotta do better.
It didn't used to be like this. It didn't used
to be like this at all. And this has been
another fantastic episode of Victory. List be sure to come
back and see us again, or I'll show up in
your basement with your family tied up.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Guess what naked it's This has been another episode of victory.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
Like, goddamn motherfucking list Bell of New York. We got five,
six and thick in the hips. Men, we gotta eat
even my secret love in the building.
Speaker 2 (54:39):
Goddamn in the building. We got motherfucking victory in the house.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (54:44):
Super producer, extraordinary, and we got the one and only
the man, the man behind the decks one.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Insane. Yeah, you know what's crazy, bro. Somebody was like, Yoda,
you should use that as a drop. I'm gonna I'm
gonna prank your whole family. I'm gonna prank your family.
Speaker 8 (55:06):
See you next time.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Colvin's of ligury like like like m mmm.
Speaker 6 (55:16):
Mm hmmm, m hm
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Hmmm mm hmm, ligury like like like
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