Episode 40 | "10 Bodies"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good evening. It is Lizabeth Ortiz.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
We are live from Staten Island this morning, interviewing some
of New York City's finest riots. How do you feel
did you hear the news that mister O. J. Simpson,
the juice Man, has passed?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What do you mean? Oh no, wait, when you hear
about this?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
The football guys, the juice, the juice, you gotta be
don't tell me that.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's believe you're taking this this morning? How do you know?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
You you from that Dominican channel, the super super Cannons,
Super Super Canal, Supernal, Super Canal.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
We heard about that. Yeah, you know, I had a
Dominican brought out.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
It out of Let's keep it clean, fellows, remember your
belkish Yeah, that's my cousin.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh my god, a small world.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Wait a minute, the juices woh yeah yeah, bring us
back to the to the real news.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
The juices passed away? Yeah, he died this morning. How
do you guys feel he had his final squeeze? You know,
did you guys know that he was trialed for murder?
I mean he was let off. But how do you feel?
How do you feel? Oh? Come on, he was the
best guy. This is America. We don't do it. We don't.
We don't tell people in America.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
You're guilty if you're not guilty, guilty any ship until
proven guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Processing all that. They tried to.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Jam Frankie up for fucking selling oranges full of heroin allegedly, allegedly,
all right, but he got off illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
It wasn't my fault.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
They kept coming back, all right, I just had good oranges.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What can I you know? I mean, you look like
a two good, solid group of guys. So I have
to ask you, how do you feel about these ditty allegations?
You know, a good guy, you.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Know something about this country. They don't want to see
a black man.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
That's right, that's right, unless he's dancing.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Unless he's dancing, or he's given the devil a lap dance,
he's dunking on Jesus, or he's fucking doing the thing
with the hoopoo boo.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
We're you know what they passed.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
You know they in this country, they just want the
black man to shut up and dribble. But no, sir,
not me, not us, not us. You don't believe in that. Listen,
Short Puffy Combs was the best guy around stand up guy.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean, there's some serious allegations in the list.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
But listen, like, hey, come on, butt stuff, come on,
come on on.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Literally like.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Literally like y'all God, damn oh ship, no, no, I'm
sucking rolling down.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh ship just started grabbing it might go crazy?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Ready ready to to this episode episode forty of like
episode longer than the neck on enough for me, Yo,
it's your Boddy came around. You know what I'm saying
to human the red five years handed a motherfucking building.
We are in the Victory like trap house. You know

(03:07):
what I'm saying, Damn son where we find this? Don't
google us. Welcome to Victory Light. When we get sour
swip reacting ray the l words was right on my socks.
I had to catch flight O Jesus.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Christs had dripped you know who that is?

Speaker 6 (03:24):
The yeah got himself radio fight and the motherfucks We
got Lizabeth.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
In the house. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Victor is on his asis. You know what I'm saying,
play with his hair, you know what I'm saying. We
got men in the house, dripped the drip a drown
you know what I'm saying. With the lows on and
of course the son insane who weighs Jordan Ones as beaters.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You know what I'm saying, Yo, This is just my
Travis every day sneakers. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Like y'all, Oh yeah, y'all lost in the raffle dog
damn couldn't be me.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm the dj US. I didn't say this on the
building Ladies and gentlemen. What's the gentleman?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, I don't know what the gentleman general's.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
List some Japanese vitamins like you come back, sumer, gentleman,
don call this car.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
We're trying to flex on us Bro with his multi
try Rob. I said this looper fiasco.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm like four hundred and fifteen days in the fucking
dual lingo. We're out here, Yeah we are, sod Bro.
Sound is so soundboard.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now we can hear stuff what yeah? Moving on? No, yeah,
it's like now we can hear the glaze coming. Oh yeah,
be caught. I'll never be called again, yo. The worst
thing ever was given inside the streams. That dog. He
will be make that like DJ Camillo.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
Warning warning, warning, warning.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Ship. I don't know, yo, sweet talking through them? What
you yo? Here's yo? Shut the cabillo though, God damn it.
Oh ship. Yeah, then went the ultra concourse, then went
the ultra conse. I gonna oh man, yo, he thought,

(05:41):
I don't know what your frog said. Ye'm gonna w
the altro car sweater yo. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
So back in episode forty, y'all, you know what I'm saying,
there's been a lot of shit going on in the world,
and I was gonna say, I would like to start
with but I would not like to start with. But
y'all want us to start with.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Pardon, we pardon, we parted, We pardon the.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Padd retired rap, retired hip hopper, you know what I'm saying,
retire spinner.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
And I guess I'm gonna save the matrix or something.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Clut He just unplugged the fucking the cable at the
back of his neck.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's like, I'm ready, yo.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
But apparently John Budden said that both Drake and Kendrick
have stepped into the booth and they got responses for
each other. And he said, oh, it's nuclear And I
heard that from people that rap and I was just like, bro,
that could be anybody, you.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Know what I'm saying, Like, like, who did you hear
that from Bopson.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
I don't give rus told me, told me logic told me,
you don't want to be alive, and then he told me.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I just drop the ship man that somebody else tired
of like the fucking semantics, you know what I'm saying,
the songs. Yeah, I want to be a part of
the fight too. I don't want to just talk about it, yo.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yo, let's discuss. No, let's not fucking discuss. Bro.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
I heard this.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I heard that bitch leak something. Let me his music.
That's what I want to hear. I already hear that.
You heard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Also like I'm tired of folks like I'm tired of
folks like reacting like they are also rappers, like these
thing between these two men, like like it's man. People
like on these platforms that are like I'm from the.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Era of clapping back leading and used to do that because.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Back in my dating, Yo, you're a civilian Dan shrinking.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I feel like a lot of these platforms like, yo,
you're taking this ship.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Way too personal. Some people said they're not listening to
Cold Room more. That's crazy. I don't know, man, people
are wild. That is crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like I was, it's fine to like all of them. Yeah, yeah,
it's music. Dog, It's like Cereal Nigga. Like if you
like Coco pebbles, that means you like cherios. Yeah, I'm
saying I'll never never put a honey in my mouth.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
What I was just saying, you can do both. You
can choose or racist pf some mouse and I will

(08:36):
never put another honey my mouth.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
What they but apparently they're going no clear, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Yes, he does my
Voice of six actives. It's back in my day, Oh
my god. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I just want to hear music, though, Bro, I really
want to hear good rap. You know what I'm saying.
I don't know why. I said, like a drunk irish
like the good rap music. Yeah, you young guys. You
guys are all about the gotch me.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I like did good rap hip hop, you know, like
Smelly Mel for example, Bro mells too proloc that is,
I can't battle.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
The one of the If I fuck this up, I'm
gonna lose like wash Points.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
The grand Master, Fastest and Furious five, like the don't
push us because I'm close to the edge. He looked
different back then, but if you look at him now,
he's wow broloc like he's one of them, always like that,
just be in the gym, like that's their new thing.
Like I know so many motherfuckers I went to jail
to the bid, like when the prison came home, and
all they do is work out.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
And post like inspirational shit on Instagram that we need.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yes, you know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, I used
to kill niggas, but y'all, here's a picture of a
lion with like you only you can defeat you.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm like, what the fuck do you mean? Like I'm
taking a ship at six a m spin facts, he
spent facts. I'm ownerstanding now.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Loop a Fiasco is like char million Melly mel is
like Char's arnts, Like that's what Loop is gonna.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Look like like forty years super fucking fact man with
the straight up no no leg movement whatsoever. You know,
it's crazy because how he does look like a double
dragon balls he got the ship like like he looked

(10:43):
like a final fight, Like why you gotta wait for
me to almost suspend this? What is this look like?
Random nigga that Dick Tracy slap on the way up
the door.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh yeah, speaking of slab, did you I see Ari
lennox fucking story from yesterday? She posted Joe Budden being
punched by Was it consequence on love.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
A hip hop? Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
She posted that video. No, lie, probably seventeen times on
her story. It's just back to back. I didn't know this,
So apparently they are not getting along. She she posted that,
and then after that she this is what she wrote.
I quote, knocked your little glasses off and everything. Keep

(11:30):
my precious name out of your psychotic animal abusing women, terrorizing, demonic, trolling,
nicotine in cased mouth, all this meth smoke for a woman,
but not for any man, beating ass in real life.
Bald bitch end quote.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Oh oh damn, we had yo listen your invoice Liz
bell or T's LLC for usage of the word ball bitch,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
You know what I'm saying. I'm saying a trademark. You
know what I'm saying. The guys are gonna have to
get a little litigious here, and I don't want to
do that. Yoh yeah, let's not that crazy, all right now.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
But apparently they do not like each other. He's been
name dropping her in the podcast a little.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Listen, BRO, Like, all right, look, I'm forty years old.
I feel like Joe Budden's older than me. I'm not
sure it's forty three. There you go, you're older than me. Guy,
your whole graduating high school class older than me. I
would argue with the twenty year old woman, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Like she's thirty three, she's a whole no, but but
still it's still lifing with a woman that's a whole deck.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Ya Listen, we would do we would if we were
using different technology to listen to music and call people.
I can't all we cannot argue, you know what I'm saying, Like,
it's not it's stupid of me to put your name
in my my mouth.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
How is reacting?

Speaker 10 (12:49):
Right?

Speaker 11 (12:53):
Okay, Bro, that's too already that's crazy his favorite Yo.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
But it's watch it, Bro. I mean like I kind
of get like the met like yo, he's part of
the media whatever. But it's just like, Bro, you can't
pick and choose. Then you can't just be like, yo,
I'm a raper two like I'm a rap you know
what I'm saying, but I'm gonna talk about rap like, bro, Now,
I get it's.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
A conflict of interest and seels like because I think
like when you're when you're in when you're in media,
but then you're also an artist, you can't really critique anything, honestly,
I don't think like and like I feel like Joe
Joe is like trying to do both and like that's
like that's like part of his success. But it's also
like you kind of shoot yourself in the foot when
you do that, because it's like if somebody releases a
mid project and everybody knows.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
It was mid, Like, yeah, I guess you.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
You'll be a man of the people, sure for like
being upfront about it, but then like next, next year
or whenever that time come around, you're not gonna be
able to work with that person because you said on
your platform of millions of people that this project sucks. Sucks,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Now that homie doesn't want to come and do.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
It, and now he does, yes, he doesn't want to
come sit on the couch with you, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
And four other dudes like.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
However many of it, I feel like it's it's good
that you're able to critique something and also like, just
be honest about the ship. If you don't like it,
then you don't like it. I think it might just
be the way you say it. Have you ever heard
Joe Budden talk about I think it was j Cole's

(14:25):
or Logic's music.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I don't know. He was like talking about that. I'm like, bro,
how do you get the vocal? Cause like you, Stik
got extra vocal. I made a day. I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Right now, my old bitch is sweating like they all
try for triple homicide because this ship is so ass.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It is a you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
So it's a lot different if you have an artist
who's just like, all right, he didn't like my project.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
That's that's okay. It's just what is it for him?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Maybe I'll go visit him next year. But it's like
you get somebody say that about your project past five
years working out, it's like it's a two pack of ass, bro,
that's what you call. You can't say it's just a
bad body of work. It's a hot two pack of ass.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
But then it's a double edged sword, bro, Yes, hear me.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
And that's but that's the that's the price you pay
for being in media, bro, Like you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Because because if you go I didn't like, it wasn't
for me. That's fucking boring. That's not a good product.
You gotta make it, you know, you gotta make it
like provocative.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Ahead up a little bit, Yeah, you got up.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I guess that's about Like basically, I feel like you
gotta you gotta do the work, bro, to make sure
that what you're saying and what you how you feel
about some ship is coming from what you're how you
actually feel and not like on a misogyn or perspective,
because I feel like that's what ari Ari Lennox is
coming from. She's basically saying like, oh I'm black. Yeah,

(16:03):
you always coming at black women's specifically me, but you
don't come at anybody else, which is he does come
at everybody else.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
But I just think that he be zoning in yo.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, And that's the ship though, Like we're talking about
like yo being able to critique or whatever and saying
shit in a certain way.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
But fam like.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
You're dressed crazy, you know what I'm saying, Like, like
presentation is important too, Like you know what I'm saying, Like,
if I'm wearing a balloon suit and I'm talking about
your album, you're gonna take me a little bit less seriously,
you know what I'm saying. Also, what you're saying is true.
You can't just be like yo, I can don't fuck
with this, but saying I don't fuck with this in
a creative way.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
You know what I'm saying. It's important, it's.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
It's it's more important than just saying some shit, some
shocking shit. You know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, let
me just get these clisive views because now you and
broil this some shit. I think Hobie, but I also
I think he's taking like the Wrestlinger approach. You know
what I'm saying, of like yo, fucking like I don't great, Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like great, y'all. I hate
watching the ship out of this ship anyway, So exactly
I'm saying, I want on y'all.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
I've been on that subreddit. Does anybody like that show?
Anybody like, does anybody actually watch it and go?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
That was fun?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I enjoyed that literally, And that's not that's not a
jab at. That's not a jab at fucking that show
in particular. But like Bro, a lot of these, a
lot of these podcasts, like the subreddits are literally just
people going today's episode sucked. I can't stand eight this guy,
this guy, this bitch, this mother, this motherfucker. It changes
every week, Like YO, make up your minds man, Damn bro.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I do think that Joe Budden likes playing the villain though,
Hell yeah, he said to himself. We'd be lying as fun.
He said it we be up here and lying. You
know what's gonna get clickbait. You know what's gonna get views,
you know what's gonna get outraged, you know what's gonna
pull numbers.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
So hear me when I show up the work, I'm
hit the pod, Joe.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Fucking said Pere of Brooklyn, and he was like, you
know what I mean, everybody's being man honest about you know,
careers or whatever. He goes, Oh, I'm just a fucking phony.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I said, what the fuck?

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I was like, this man is un hits.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I was like, Yo, I love you, dog, but like
you're insane.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Absolutely out of your mind. But Yo, yeah, we just
want to hear rap yo.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
You know, if listen, god if you're listening, it's us victory,
Like we just want to hear good rap.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
We don't care about the other stuff. I want to hear.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Okay, So this is going back to the critic shit.
If you get a critice some ship, don't leave me
feeling like CARDI like, what was the you know what
I'm saying, Like, why did you not like this? Tell
me why you didn't. Don't just be like with a
two back of ass. That doesn't explain why, you know
what I'm saying, Like the bars?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
What was it? The bars? The beat? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Because I'm like, I know that some rappers that can
wrap their ass off, but the beat selection is atrocious,
you know.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
And and then there's the opposite where it's just like, bro,
you can't really wrap that good, but god damn.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
And then you have people who are just kind of characters,
like people whose music I don't listen to at all,
but like I am when I am so, I am
like a concerning amount of invested in anything Kevin Gates does.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
You don't get tied anything that man does. I'm just fascinating.
I'm like, how are you a real person?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't think he is bro. I think that he
is a pigment of our imagination.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I ain't a real person. He said.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
You know what he said, you turns with the blowout
you did?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Wait, hold on, no, I know men knows this.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Uh, you gotta come to this mic. What was the
what was the what's the video of him like in
the middle of the ocean and he's like, Oh, I'm
just out here looking for looking for the guy who's
dick apparently sucked.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
And I was like, what right? He was like, I
don't understand the context at all, but like.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
He'd be saying that that type of like weird, non
secrety ship all the time he was. I think he
was on like a breakfast club and some ship like that.
He was saying some shit like like I'll eat a
dirty ass before I eat a clean ass. Like he'd
just be saying like weird, like an urban legend, like
you could write like a Bible about.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Kevin Gates.

Speaker 10 (20:27):
He's done like chapter like verse thirteen nineteen, but start
how to jump start a car with just your hands.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
They say that.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I remember he was on he was he was on
the Joe Butden Academic Show when that first came out
and the dude he was saying something and Academics was like, bro,
you're lying. I think it was that about about him
starting a car, and he was like, God could kill
my kids right now.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
That was like, you don't know how to do it.
He's murder my chi. He strack them down right now, Bro,
you don't. Academics was like, Bro, you don't have to
say that. He was not.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Let him kill him like children, dad.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Bro, I'm looking at my ring right now. I'm hoping
you die. I'll watching the thing.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
The quote was, uh, find me the guy who stuck
his dick inside me or something what like? Yeah, like
as in saying that like oh he doesn't exist or whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
But you didn't need to say that. Yeah you don't
like nobody. Hey, hey Kevin, nobody was looking for that guy.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
He didn't know he was a real guy. You just
made him up, Kevin.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
He was just I you just idated this guy. Bro.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I bring up I bring up Kevin Gates because he
got Have you seen this? My bro got the bust down,
curbing on, curbing, diamond headband.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
He got it.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Bro, Kevin Gates has a fucking a diamond Tiara bro.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
No, bro, somebody take him to jail today.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
That doesn't even look come to life right now today.
Make God murdered my children right now, you know, to
go TV right now.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
It was another one of those rappers, Gee Herbal. It's
hilarious to me. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Why can I tell you something about ge Herbo. I
went out to Chicago to talk to g Herbo about music.
Jerobo drove me around Chicago, took me. I said, Yo,
what's like a good Chicago place to eat? He took
me to like a weird hot dog standing that it
was on the side of the road, out of the
middle of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I know, I know, I know exactly where he took
you know he took it. He took you to. It
was like a yellow on a type of situation. Yeah,
that's class, that's classic. It was like walking through to
another state to have hot dogs with another man.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's listen, Hey, look find me the man that put
his aside me. It's just me andies, you know what
I'm saying, Like Lady in the tramp, we.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Got a footlong. But yo, this motherfucker just.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Brought us around Chicago and then took us to his crib,
which is like a high rise and like in like
the nice part of Chicago because he's rich now. And
then he just had his little man's up in there
just with mad we Bro and then he was and
then I was just like, all right when we were
about to do this music, ship broh because they were
just watching ices videos.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
May God shragged down my children.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Nigga was in there with thirty motherfuckers from Chicago. Dusty
was fuck watching motherfuckers get run over by tanks.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Bro. Like, I was, what is He's like, Yo, the
niggas is crazy over there.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I was like, yeah, he's like he said, we're bumming
over here, and they told me the niggas over takes
over there.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I was like, yeah, why are we watching this? What
is happening was in a dream? I was talking about
the children right yo.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
And then and then at the end of the whole
ordeal is when we finally go to the studio and
this man just smoked blunt after blunt after blunt after blunt,
which I didn't mind, but did not record a single
bar Bro those hip hop music though, that's.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Real hip hop, bro, that's real hip hop. Fuck that, bro.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
I don't go to the STUDI hey, listen, man, you
send me the beat, I'll send you back the verse.
All right, funk all that ship. I'm not going to
the studio to smoke thirty six grop off bunty thirty motherfuckers. Bro,
I got kids.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's what you're missing, Rainy. You missing the studio session.
You need sixteen bitches. That's never gonna fuck youno right around.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
You need that.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I'm telling you today. Get I had to hit the
list one. Hell no, I Bro, I pull up to
the stew I'm here to work. Bro, the fuck my
bug's been contemplating life and ship rolling the rolling the
most regular weed time Bro.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Nothing nothing demonic black magic ship to Yeah that Reggie
to To.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
I'm in the middle of the studio session. They're they're
rolling some satanic black magic sick ship, Paul.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Let me tell you they're smoking fucking Reggie Srish.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
What the fuck are you're talking about, Polly, What do
you mean they're supposed to be smoking regular weed, Tod.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
They said they're smoking Schweg, but they're smoking cush.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, pro they said, yeah, Tom, they said they bring
they said they bring forty pounds of Piff. I haven't
heard Pip since like two thousand and two, they.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
From I haven't heard I haven't heard Piff since makes
peoples on the streaks.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
You know, we need to fucking yo. Damn we passed away,
didn't goddamn it? Cool? Yeah a while ago? Yeah damn.
That would have been perfect.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
And in his honor, we'll be right back after this,
after this ad for Vietnamese though.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Those legity like.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Legity like like yo, we are back, big fo oh baby,
and we.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Hope you enjoyed those ads for these Vietnamese sex toys.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
And I wanted to tell you, yo, I gotta have
some type of like cognitive like what's that what's that disorder?

Speaker 9 (26:48):
Wire?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Like ship hits your brain late because like Arl will
say something that it'll take me a co like the whole.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Twelve seconds before that ship register.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wanted to tell you guys,
I had I had a really cool interaction with with
with with a fan of the show yesterday that was
which was really fun. Uh, me and the me and
me and the Fellers. You know, we got together last
night and we got together for for for for a
game of command or Edi h and the magic the gathering.

(27:22):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
And uh.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
We went to this place called Hex and co By
by Union Square and like I walked, I walk in
right and as soon as I walk in, Uh, there's
this guy behind the bar and he like audibly gasps
and like he's like, oh ship, and like what what
then happened? And he's like, oh no, I just I
really with victory, Like I love what you guys are doing.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
So like I just thought that was really cool.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Shout out sporting the show friends, yo, and at that store, Uh,
now you know, just as an aside, they have a
fucking they have a drink called Eldrich Blast and.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's the real name.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
And I'll tell you what it is. It's lemonade Seltzer
and the shot of espresso. That ship is fucking what's incredible,
what fucking delicious And anyway, yeah, that's it sounds.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Like something that should have go together, but it sounds
like backflips.

Speaker 10 (28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No, my ship, no, my ship was. My ship was Olympic.
But it was worth it anyway. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Shout out to Sam, Shout out to Hext and Cod
thank you, thank you so much for listening to the show.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
You know what I'm saying for being a glazed fiend.
Get that joke. He's like, yeah, he's pump ship Liz.
Also Liz also had a had a.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Oh yeah, So I received the d M from god
damn days. His name is Alex, and I'm gonna let
I'm gonna, I'm gonna let radiye read the d M
just because he read it exactly how I heard it
in my headph Yo.

Speaker 13 (29:04):
Ring of ash from Alex.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Sorry to be the wild drug nerd, but had to
take the opportunity to make the R in all caps
ever so slightly more excellent and accurate. Christopher multa sante voice.
It's called tousi tong. All the fucking quiz and rich
broads are doing it these days. Most people think it's
a combination of molly and cocaine. But I had a

(29:31):
gouma down there for a while with studying for a
pharmacology degree, and she told me toosy's actually slang for
toosy B. Although the effects are different for everyone, it
actually feels more like LSD, except without any spiritual introspection,
just wild visuals, which is probably why shallow rich people

(29:52):
love shoving it up their noses all day.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Jesus, Chris damn dog.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
You sound like Kevin Gates speaking from experience all kinds
of listeners.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Okay, he knows crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I want to tell my brothers sold out comedy show.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
And I met a lot of fans.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
There bro so many people coming up to me like, yo,
Victory realized is fucking amazing. One of the people who
I did not expect to be an avid listener is
the comedian with.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Which yes, dude is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
He pulled up the Hypper podcast and everything, so he
was like, Yo, I'm up today. I love the show.
I love what you're doing, so shout out to about
your alo.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Realized that the video that Rady was talking about when
we first started the podcast, when he was like the
bad Dominican, what's that fucking word when you when you're
trying to hit on a bitch? Pickup pa up lines exactly.
So the one when you said see Joe was the

(31:07):
part of stand up. I didn't know that that was.
That was like a part of hisself. I finally figured
out what it was about. But I met so many
though fans. Bro, I love to I love to see that.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Let's go, yo, you know what I'm saying. It is
like drugs. They can become addicted. You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying before you gotta hit the click
on the Speaking of ghost riding the dick, did you
guys hear of Elon Muster position? Yo? No, I didn't position.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It was revealed that he is behind one of the
creepiest fucking burner accounts of all time. Is on Twitter
cosplaying a bait as a baby.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Oh yes, like he's got like an age player.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, he's a crazy He says something about brestfeeding one time.
I think ship. I mean he there's a fucking laundry
list of weird ship that he's done in his life. Bro,
that is just a tip of the iceberg. You know
what it sounds like to me.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Motherfucker also got a burner account talking about himself.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Was just bad about this this mo Twitter just to
argue with himself. That's crazy. Seen.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
I think I think he tracks any mention of himself
on Twitter. Oh yeah, so I think he has he
has that burner so that he can say that stuff
and then go on the other account and then see
it and see if the ship is actually working.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I'm telling you, ye knows.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Kevin durrayt looks like he has a typewriter. You ain't
really out here like me. He makes everybody else look
like James Harden. He don't got intimate, not going to
win today. I don't even knowing this ship like that.
James Harden is the one with the beard, right yeah, yeah,
yeah remember that ship. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I was cold, remember ship like that? Yeah, and I
was violent, like That's how I know the names.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
That was our test bro for Queens Queen's Bridge. Who's
the one with the they'd be making fun of his
hair is Kevin Durrant It's not Kevin. Yeah, Yo, you
don't brush your hair be you know you're a multi
multi millionaire. You chucked up. You don't got to wait
bush policy. He said his ship looked like scattered taco meat.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, bro, that's hate, that's unfiltered.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Heye, bro, they'd be taking close up shot because yo.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Shot Carbo said, Yo, he only cares about basketball. He
don't care about that notes he's there hoop so like
he just shows up to play basketball.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Drop fifty.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
They but they I guess other people don't get that.
So when you know I say, you see other motherfuckers
walking with the drid and shipping their head done with
the shades changed whatever. He walking into sweat suit like you,
I'm here to play basketball. So they caught it like
a shot of him like on a like I don't
know if it was to shoot around or what, but
his like pants like like rose up and you can
see like his calf. Bro, it was the ashiest ash

(34:23):
I have ever seen in my entire ring.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
It was the ring.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
It was the galaxy of ash, you bro, ship like
you know Jordan elephant print.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
It looked like that.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
But that's that's the guy I'm staying away from on
the court, exactly smoke. He got no time for shape up,
no time for He's just there for buckets. Bro Hey,
pick cup, give me him. I want I want the

(34:56):
I want the guy with no shape up and the
ones I want to go with the one shocks.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes he's a dog. You have seventeen files, but.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
We cook it today maybe yo, oh my god. But yeah, now,
Elon Musk is a fucking bitch, you know what I'm saying.
And here is a whole bitch and like they should
do what they're doing in Vietnam because they about to
put Shorty to deaths deaths, nigga with a f You
know what I'm saying, death penalty for doing twelve and

(35:32):
a half billion in real estate fraud. B I didn't
even know you could kill a motherfucker for financial fraud.
By they about to push Shorty under the earth, not
under the jail, under the earth, for.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
We already had fun. So you know what I'm saying,
Fuck it, that's it, yo. Yes, I was about to
ask you. I'm like, yo, what's the number? Being like, Yo,
how much? Buddy?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
You know what I mean for me to be like,
all right, bro, y'all could kill me now, I done
did everything like well, I.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Was on a diddy enough so that you can't kill me. Yeah,
dollar before that, bro, a lot of vices right to
ship five billion, five million, fIF decents. I was gonna
answer that she's like dick, dastardly, just whatever's enough to

(36:21):
get away with, you know, fu, Shorty stole twelve billion dollars,
bro and a half.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
And you know what's crazy that halves don't sound like
a lot. That's five hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
And my thing is like you know what. You you
defrauded the where's she from?

Speaker 14 (36:44):
Vietnams of her families of Chinese descent?

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Okay, so you defrauded developing nations? Yeah, like you defrauded right,
yeah yeah yeah, you wasn't stealing from from target, bro.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Like you fully you you fully God forbid a woman
have hobbies, brot works blazes, that's right, that's right inside driving.
It's just outside hustle. You know what I'm saying. We
just be a haters. What's the death penalty in Vietnam?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Like, yo, fam, It's like, yo, listen, they don't get
listen when you leave America's rights, Bro, they about they
about the tire rope to each one, to show these
like appendages, bro, and just be like and drive four
trucks and for different directions.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I was thinking about that ship, Yo.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
It's so crazy how like all that ship has become
like synonymous with like.

Speaker 15 (37:37):
Third world developing White people start times slick and then
they try to switch it up at medieval times in
New Jersey and not show that part, show the ugly
part when I'm meeting my turkey leg behead somebody.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
While I'm meeting my turkey leg ship iron Maid. That's
why to drink a beer. Stein, That's why, YO, show
me that while I'm drinking a horn that I cannot
put down.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Because it's curved at the bottom. The most impractical beer glass.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Ever, Bro, you want to hold you know, I don't
put a beer in a regular glass.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, but I'll be thinking about that. Ship, Bro.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
This is why we need Netflix, This is why we
need the Internet, This is why we need smartphones.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
To keep motherfuckers like that docile, Bro, because Yo, it was.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
The year three, wasn't ship else to do?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (38:25):
And to aristocrat motherfuckers were like, he's personal. What are
we going to do with slid On? Haven't decided?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Well, let's see here. I think perhaps I he had
like a melody in my head here, something that aristic aristocats. Yeah,

(39:02):
the Pixar hotly. Fuck, you're not bored.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
You gotta be sh Bro, Yo, you know how heated
you gotta be.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Let's put them over a barrel.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Yeah, you was talking about y'all talking about this a
couple of episodes ago, Like you know how mad you
got to be to stay mad on the plane the
whole time?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
A motherfucker to split him in six you know, drawn
and quartered. Yeah, type of we're gonna tarn felue, bro
like so thank god.

Speaker 14 (39:29):
Executions in Vietnam were once carried out by a firing
squad of seven police officers. Oh, I'm a piece of
the Prisoners were blindfolded and tied to steaks. Thankfully, this
barbaric practice was outlawed a long time ago in November
twenty eleven.

Speaker 13 (39:48):
Yeah, I have kids yet, Holy yeah, listen man, thank
god we're so far removed from the distant ancient period
of twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
It was pretty much funny twelve before.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Trying to remove ourselves from these garbage ass practices. America
is not this sweet little just looking out of the sentries,
brock funk, I would judicial America.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Imagine NYPD telling you the steaks and then shooting you.

Speaker 14 (40:21):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Bro, hold on a second, bro, y'all get these up
the steaks. But then one guy goes, whoa, what are
you guys doing? We don't do that in remember WHOA whoa?
Bro Use the forty five. It makes a bigger thing.
It makes like it'll make an example.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Yeah, like a pop, like you dropped a fucking watermelon.
It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Guy's heads getting ball like a jar sauce. You have
a step on a ketchup packet, it's like that, Yeah,
Jesus Christ, Social BK's garbage, but you have a stomp
on one.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, Hey, you ever put a tomato on a Michael Wave?

Speaker 10 (40:57):
Answer question about how much qualifies for the death penalty
in Vietnam? Is you and Bezel as much as twenty
thousand US dollars?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
It's clip ay, listen, hey, strict as hell lit about
both the Southeast Asia straight. I remember watching Broke Down
Palace at like eleven. I was like, God, damn cook,
she's famished speaking of prison. Did you hear about that

(41:28):
Polish priest? Oh shit, fam fam fair fam. This is like, yo,
Like I read that ship and I was like, yo,
is this like, is this like somebody.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
One of those headlines that you have to read three times? Yes,
because you gotta make sure you reading what the fuck
you're reading correctly.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
You gotta go. You gotta go to like six different
reference just said Polish priest jailed for throwing wild orgy
where male prostitute died after overdosing on erectile dysfunctioned pills.
That's on them though he would open the door, try
to open the door.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
This is literally, this is literally the plot of Legend
starring Tom Hardy.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
And Tom Hardy.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Remember when he played the Craig Twins and like they
tried to jam them up, but one of the Craig
Twins was gay and he was at a gay sex
party for a politician in London. So they couldn't jam
them up because they would have leaked the photos. And
it's like, yo, he's like, minister, these photos, these photos
are quite sticky.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
That literally happens. But they were in.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Poland, so it was like, damn, Legend starring Tom Hardy,
but god damn. But but it's funny because they were
in Poland. So the voices were like, we have to
play surrounded.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
You must come outside, you must come outside.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
And it's swat and they're surrounding a giant windmill.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Everybody they all just live in a windmill.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
The cops are like, come out with your hands off.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I don't know what accent that is what boozer cocks down. Please,
I don't know what Polish people sound like.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Listen anything like anything that sounds even slightly Scandinavian to me.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I'm doing the voice.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Bro. If you're from like Eastern Europe, Western Europe, Southern Europe,
Southeast Europe, you sound like official fish ninety three. Okay,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
That's wild though, because like I read that shit and
I was just like, all right, priest, you know what
I'm saying, why sex org whatever?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Whatever? And then it reminded me. I was like, damn,
this is so crazy, like this was something I have
never even seen or thought of.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Or experience blah blah blah blah blah. And then I
remember one time my homegirl I'm gonna say you because
you got a real job, was like, yo, come to
this party with me uptown. I was like, all right, cool,
and like she was like, you know, like hung out
with like, you know, very diverse crowd of people.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Uh, not like that this was like a sex party,
but it was just like it was just like a
sex party. I didn't know it was a sex party,
but I walked into this apartment uptown, you know what
I'm saying, It was just like fine, it's like a
building dog like twenty eleven one ninety second Street, Like
you know what, I'm saying, you walk in fucking an
apartment six dy. You know what I'm saying, walking to
six D motherfucker. You don't how the up town apartments
just like railroad departments, just like room room, room room,

(44:20):
big room, like living room, fam, Every single one of
them rooms has some shit going on. I thought this
was like a house party, like regular house party. We
pull up and as soon as you open the door,
we come inside and it's like it's music and shit
and lights whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
And I'm just like open the door because I'm bare, baby,
like I just touched it, like you know what I'm saying.
I got bro at least two mother fuckers in there
and two shorties.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
And they just going splog at a blown blown being
blown crazy fam. Homie had a double dong and with
Shorty and they were just going back ass to ask
like working for a dream like that. And I was
just like, yo, okay, this is what we're doing. This
is the party, bro, like I and it was I
was not interested in funking at that, you know what
I'm saying at that point, you know what I'm saying.

(45:08):
So I'm just like walking around the party smoking weed,
which is the weirdest you could do at a sex
party I've I've I've learned is just to walk around
smoke a weed looking at people.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Also, it's kind of hey, listen, if anybody else out
there in the kink community.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Tell people what the fuck you are taking them to?
Predatory You're like, you just brought me to this thing,
and you didn't say, what the fuck is going on?
At house party? We're going to a house party. It
wants a party in the house. I need hands with
somebody with clothes.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Off, all right, I need I need thirty seconds with
one of your brothers and somebody the fuck is wrong
with you?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I would have called my mom's my name, pick me up?
Moment everybody getting me crazy, I would have turned if
I wasn't listen but a little scared. This This is
a thing called a double dog.

Speaker 11 (46:08):
Here.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
It looks like a Peter's with two heads on each side.
It's crazy, it's nervous. I was told we were gonna
play some magic for gathering, and everybody's thinking right over,
that's fucked up, not even a warning. Nothing.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
It's worse because one time we got invited to a
party and we brought like five bitches and we walked
in and it was just like three dudes in the
bathroom with a bottle.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Drive into a fucking party. That's terrible, honestly, vibes.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I like just just you know, just three homies in
a bathtub, you know, probably a million off, one person's
phone on the window, no speaker, not to cut you off.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
That's how they started Fresh and Fit podcast. Wow. Yeah, look.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Ogron the clear day.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
About to throw party. Nobody showed up and they was like,
you know what, bro, all bitches, we don't even really
need them.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Three dudes in a bathroom, all taking turns, taking pictures
with a bottle.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Of ian jail. We one phone with one phone that
nobody uses anymore. That is the speaker. The phone is
the speaker. It's a BlackBerry up. Yeah it is No,
there's no bluetooth.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
The bath toom only the bathroom to the bathtop, I said,
I said, Pigment earlier is still playing.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
The bathtub only has the inner liner. What are we
talking about? The thing is going like this.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Specific half a half a bottle of a rock that
came from your parents or the old ass party you sold.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Come on, you know, yeah, it was a team bash.
So you know, I'm not even gonna blame you. Say
you pops off this much chieves in the bottle.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
You guess what, that's good enough. That's gonna get you
where you need to go. We're about to finish that.
Put some apple juice in this motherfucker pops up yo,
So yeah, they'll break this.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Listen, if you go to a sex party, fuck, you
know what I'm saying, don't just stand around looking.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Maybe you should read revisit that advice.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Oh yeah, if you go to a sex party, you
know what I'm saying, don't fuck take a break like
we're about to do.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Take a break, watch the people. Fuck. We'll be right
back after you think about people fucking legitary Like legit,
what up, victory light bitches, We're back. It's your boy.

Speaker 10 (48:58):
Men. All this talk reminded me of the time I
got invited to a gay sex party in the woods.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
That I was already in the woods. So when you
said this, you know, we were freeing this.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
You said this before, and I just imagined you like
in the woods, you know how like winning the pool,
like the one hundred acre wood when they're like walking
around the ship and there's like a sign like a
wooden side with like arrows and ship and it's just
like you know.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
The river, like the farm the gay sex party. Like okay,
so that's literally what this party was.

Speaker 10 (49:40):
You can you can google it because it's it always
like shows up in the British tabloids every year. It's
called the Piers Gaveston Ball.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Oh wow.

Speaker 10 (49:48):
It's it's like a party where it's like a drug
sex party. I was just stay with my friends and
have a good time to experience the wonders of the world.
But they take your phones. They drive you out to
a field in the middle of the woods.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
But you didn't need the ride though, because you were
already there just wandering. They have there's two tents.

Speaker 10 (50:12):
Well there's several tents, but two of the most popular
tents were the Orgy tent and the BDSM tent.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Makes sense.

Speaker 10 (50:20):
So I'm there in the woods chilling with my friends,
like just like there's like there's a large burning effigy,
like it's fucking burning man in the center, just on fire.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
It's like super kk cave. What's going on.

Speaker 10 (50:35):
I'm like staring around the fire, like I look at them,
I like recognize some dude, because I'm like, you're a Rhodes.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Scholar, Like, what are you doing here? I'm chilling my friends.

Speaker 10 (50:45):
Then someone I recognize comes up to me and he's
holding another man like by a rope, and the dude
has a ball in his mouth, like a gag ball
and a collar. Nice and so me and me and
my friend is and we're talking the whole time. Homie
is just standing there.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
In silence in au just like no clothes on except
for the collar. Yo, so yo, listen man, Like how
was that? Semester? Classes are going well? And then and
then I'm like, like, what are you guys up to?

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Like you know what I'm saying, ship, He's just about
to play check Box on PlayStation too.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
That will legit be me?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, good, every buddy, You need some water.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
A lot of people don't a lot of people don't notice.
Liz has a lot of different y'all. Liz has a
lot of unique bags. One of them is actually just
the guy on a rope.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
With a Yeah. It's a literal human being that just holds.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Her yeah, and his ass like in jail, let me
give my credit card, bitch, we're my boarding past, bitch.
That is the fucking insane story.

Speaker 10 (52:11):
Man. There's there's so many other like I could go
on about this forever, but basically he invited me to
the to the beat em I was like, I looked
and I was like, I'm just gonna like dance with
my friends here.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I did you just stay worn by the fire?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Did you see the Did you see the guy that
was traveling with an eight hundred year old mummy at
this party?

Speaker 10 (52:35):
What?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah? The guy? This guy? Yeah? This guy he was
He was traveling with an eight hundred year old mummy
and he named her Juanita and called her his wife.
What Yeah? In Peru, should you not?

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Police have detained a man who was carrying around an
eight hundred year old mummy in a travel bag. When
questioned by authorities, the man claims her name was Juanita
and that she.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Was his girlfriend travel bag.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah, and it was posted by creepy dot org. So
there's no links.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
I read the link. Yeah, so apparently that was actually
Hawai do so a fucking yo. There was a woman,
but it was an eight hundred ye old man.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (53:28):
For three.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Nobody has ever, nobody has ever made me hit the
bison in real life briefest one second.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, yeah, holy ship, let's him fly and that and
that's Hassan from three.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yes. Is that an age gap relationship?

Speaker 10 (53:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, honestly, like what's it May December? Yeah, because honestly
not men.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
That's actually facts though, because like what would they talk about?
What do they have in common?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
You're eight hundred years old, forty. That's predatory and gross,
actually so gross.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
You don't even know about Legionaire's disease. How old are you?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
That's disgusting. He could have the rickets.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Bringing him. To assume that person's about bider. You can't
assume the mummy. Don't assume the fucking mummy just because
it's called the mummy, bron. It could be a daddy.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
This might be the oldest case of misgendering ever. That's crazy, bro,
Like you misgendered this man your entire relationship. Wow, and
he couldn't speak for himself.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
And you had him in a garment bag, you had
him in it's a free moment, you know what's crazy?
Like this is I don't know if this is like,
this is not a fl this is just air air travel,
when you traveling, they let you like hang your coat
and ship like and give them like, yo, here's a
garment bag with like, I got a suit.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Like you know what I'm saying. I can't. I got
a suit. I can't. They can't get wrinkled. Never had that,
they never had any level. Have you reached the mars?
I'm just talking about, like when you're hosting an award show. Yeah,
you got to bring it interesting. Yeah, you got to
bring it tucks.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
So you know, so they give you a garment bag
on the plane.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
No, I get it. That's mine.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
So it's like when I get to when I got
the suit from I got the garment bag with it.
Oh no, all right, No, it's just uh it was
part of the budget of the what budget?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
There's budgets. Oh that's crazy. There's money. That's cool.

Speaker 10 (55:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Do you know about this?

Speaker 10 (55:57):
Yeah? Organized it?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Oh I thought it was one fake? Yes, yo, I say,
I have to say this.

Speaker 8 (56:15):
There's one who I need on the front of the
playing bro next to a blazer that's funked up.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Free, Be Free, and Free.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
The nine year old kid who missed the school bus
and drove his mom's car.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
To school tracking a police. Yo, shout out.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
This is a throwback for all my people that know
internet lore. This is Latarian military partner.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I just want to do my friends. Yes, that's I
was say, Yo, what.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Kind of kid?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
First of all, this kid should not get in no
type of trouble. That's that child being proactive. Yeah, oh yea,
I missed the bus to school. My bum ass kids
would be like, oh, ship, yo, I missed the buzz.
Oh what am I gonna do?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
A ship? I guess I was just gonna stay home
and play Fortnite all day. Nah.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
He was like, Yo, you know what, I'm kidding at
my mom's hun day aztec and I'm going to school.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Fuck that, Jesus. You know what I'm saying. He's a
good kid, bro, because I would have drove to a
hockey party.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
That's what I would have did, somebody else's house to
watch Steve Wilkos or some ship.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
I would have. I would have went to to Steve
holding this down, holding the unemployed community down. The cut
bro I would have went to. I would have went
to UH.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
I would have went to one six one multiplex to
catch to catch the matinee. You know what I'm saying
to catch the matinee. Yo, them tickets was like six
seventy five, Bro, that's all I had.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Six seventy five. Bro, I was stealing at at nine
years old. Bro, this is good. I'm gonnaund like a
dumb ass.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
But at nine years old, I didn't understand cars really,
so I probably would have just drove that bitch around
until it ran out of.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Gas and and been like, Yo, why is this car
not going?

Speaker 10 (57:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Why'd you?

Speaker 10 (57:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Why is doing that? What's that red light mean? Yeah?
Cause the cause of ecstasy? Ecstasy? Do you do you
punish your kids if this happened?

Speaker 10 (58:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:12):
No, I'm like, well did they crash the whip like that?
I mean they got into a police chase. I'm like, yo,
low key, I'm like the police, you'm tapping them up
like when it comes like, Yo, that's that's the right answer.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
You know what I'm saying to all, I'm behind the
line and ship like that's my son.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
That's what I'm saying. Don't say nothing. Don't say nothing.
I'm a call a lawyer right now. I'm called don't
worry Murray. Yo, there's ten Murry lawyers listening to this
right now. The four of them is gonna twist. Yeah,

(58:54):
I was the texted Marrow. I'm proud of you. It
was me call what if you can finance? Tweet please
financial because I cannot find that tweet.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
It's a screen grab of a text that has since
been lost where I had a criminal attorney text me.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
But like, hey, saw your stuff on the television. Good job.
You come a long way since the last time we
told me. Yeah, last time we saw each other. Motherfucker,
I was feeling for my life.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Would you rather have this child who steals your car
go to school? Would you rather have the kids who
are alive on fucking twitch just terrorizing the city?

Speaker 10 (59:31):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
These motherfuckers is going around public bro, just hitting adults,
stealing from them while they're sitting outside.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
That's you know what's fucked up me because I just
say because I just said, damn, that's foul.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
And I'm just thinking, like, what was seventeen year old,
sixteen year old Mirrol doing? Oh yeah, fucking just oh yeah, bro?
But these are like nine year olds, ten year old
they're the little ass kids.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah, And this is what I'm saying, bro, this you
got to beat your kids assa listen when.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Man, I know, I know it's usually all joking, jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You figured me out. You know, it's usually all jokes
on this fucking show. But you know, to get to
get a little serious.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
You know, this is what happens in an economy that
prioritizes entertainment above all else. True, you know, because you know,
if you told motherfuckers that it was cool to be
a lawyer or a doctor or whatever, you know what
I'm saying, and then you didn't have the dividends to
then substantiate the fact that being a fucking streamer idiot
asshole with twelve million fucking subscribers and eighty billion viewers

(01:00:42):
nets you an insane amount of money a month. Then
maybe these kids wouldn't look up to these rich assholes
that got rich being assholes, and maybe they would aspire
to something else.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
It truly is the adult's fault, bro, no matter what
you say. But all I can't say is get your children, bro.
Is there's some people in the rare world. Because I
promise you, bro, if the kids, I will beat the
ship out out of somebody else's kid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Say that. Listen, I catch with them all. I'm escalator
and I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Care, bro, if your kid is swinging on me, I'm
going to I'm going to stop. You're gonna feel that
ship in your asshole while you're at work, because these
kids are legit swinging on adults. It's not even also,
no on some like they're playing around. No, they're literally
just getting your ship out of being terrorists to the
fucking city. And then you got people egging them on.

(01:01:34):
And of course it's like a society built on people
who are just performing. That's not only what it is
when you're on twitch, you on stream, you're performing for
an audience. It's what Kai add and all these kids do.
So now these do These kids are doing it and
they're seeing the reaction, they're going viral. But eventually, Burro,
there are real consequences to the ship that you do
for online entertainment.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
So people, people with nothing to do, love watching other
people do essentially nothing. Yeah, oh wow, Because all the
biggest streamers, all the biggest streamers are all in the
just chatting section, which like they're all they're all just
in the just chatting section and they're all just sitting
in a room like they're not fucking doing anything. You

(01:02:18):
know what, I mean and like like until you get
the capital to actually do shit, and like then you
get you know, like ice spiceing fucking twenty one Savage
in your house or whatever, then like okay, cool, but
like it took. It took, like it took all of
the ship before that to get to that point. And
then like these little kids see that ship and they're
like and instead of being like, oh, these guys, like

(01:02:39):
these other guys invented a telescope that could look at
the literal beginning of time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
That was insane, bro.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Instead of like being and you know whatever, I guess
I'm on my lame.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Dad shit right now.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
No, Bro, I'm like yeah, but like, bro, like like
they made a whole ass telescope. You could look at
the fucking big bang. Bro, Like time is relative, so
it measures like the further away you see. You're literally
looking back in time. That's the coolest shit ever.

Speaker 10 (01:03:05):
Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
You know, they don't care, but they don't give.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
A fuck because nobody's out here being like hey, yo,
Playboy Card's going to a Ross's house to pick up
a lunch box.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
It's like, bro, please, it's happening in twelve hours. You've
got to see here A wait, It's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Like, come on, man, the fuck it makes sense though,
Like that's why I'm like mad at it. But like,
I'm not mad at the kids. I'm mad at I'm
mad at the system. And it's a system that prioritizes
entertainment by any fucking means necessary. So when you see
these kids with they fucking bust down roly at twenty
two years old.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
You know why, you know why? And then they go
and they go, oh, how did he get that?

Speaker 10 (01:03:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I want that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Yeah, and then they start doing the same shit, and
it's fucking annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah, it's crazy because we complain, well every generation fucking shit,
we complain about the generation that's coming after us, but really,
who was on who raised them? It's like, you got
these fucking assholes on TV. We don't have no more
role models, we don't have no more old g's, which
is why I'm so happy.

Speaker 10 (01:04:00):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
If y'all saw that video of this past weekend, there
was a girl who was hit in New York by
a dude and all of the dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Within the fucking radius started jumping him. And you know what,
that's what the fun, that's what you are.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
That's yes, I grew up. It's funny because they all
they all got the beep on their phones like rangers. Yeah,
he'd being shorty know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
That's really the New York that I grew up in, bro,
because I remember growing up in a place where you
could not you couldn't even curse around old people, never
mind even fucking rob them. What Now we got young
young dudes robbing old people, robbing children, robbing kids coming
home from school, like because they know they got phones now,
robin pregnant women.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Like, Bro, that'ship. It was never like never valid. You
know what I'm saying that we need that, Bro, We
need that at least at least four or five times
a week. And this is why I tell people all
the time. I'm like, and I was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I don't want to cut either of y'all off, but
I was like, when y'all were saying kids these days,
I was just like, damn, I feel super was washed.
I was like, Damn, y'all are the kids these days?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I'm like the grandkids these days? Ship?

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
But yo, and I say listen. That's why to this day,
I uphold the traditions that I grew up in, like
late eighties nineties is when you just see a group
of young kids hanging out mining their business, but they
look like they might be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Up to something. Just fuck them up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Don't ask no questions to go up to be like, Yo,
fuck you doing little nigga fucking mean phone be what
the fuck is this? What is this nig do TikTok?
They're making a TikTok? What the fuck is talking the
fuck out of here? Discard delete yo, go read a
book by come in yo. We're all going to get
library calls right now, all of you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
It actually works, bro, because I do that ship with
my younger cousins. They're like super gen z, so I
try to like flip the script on them. So whenever
I want them to do something that I think will
benefit them, I'll just call whatever they're not doing lame
or like corny. I'm just be like, yeah, bro, that's trash,
that's like bad vibes. So I'll just use their lingo
against them. That's not gonna get you a man. Actually,

(01:06:22):
you're kind of corny.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
You think you're gonna get some bitches off of that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
You suggest, what wow, doing some stupid shit about to
do like a centiment job. You definitely got a hole, bro,
and just walk out the wrong It's like, damn, he's
looking at the cinnamon in the school, Like fuck, bro, It's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
A crazy world we live in because motherfuckers do not
want to they don't want to transition. They don't want
to transition into adulthood, so they still want to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Be kids at all. This man like I was gonna
say me too. Now we don't know adults, bro, It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
I remember Gilly shout out to a million, I was
worth a game, shout out to Gillian Wallow. But I
remember Gilly saying, Gilly saying like like yo, uh what
like since when are women and kids like on the menu?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Like like since when is women and children on the menu?
And like that's like, you know, to your point of
like everybody jumping in and ship like getting you know
what I mean, like putting the beats on this guy
for like fucking with women out here and ship like
that's what we need to that's what we need to
be doing. Yeah, because like this should is this should
it's not funny, like it's all it's all like numbers
and like there's no ethics when it comes to numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Like just the numbers. It is bro So next time
you see a woman or a child in trouble, let
them hands go be. You know what I'm saying. It
catch a lossauw charge. A lot of times it's misdemeaning.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
You can call me up. I'll put I'll put up
the five stacks. You know I'm saying, I'll get Murray
on the line. You know what I'm saying, putting me
pass on, go talk to the judge.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
You know what I'm saying. And you and you get over.
You know what I'm saying, late six month probations, stayt
of trouble. You know what I mean. Don't piss dirty
and you could and you did a noble thing. You
know what I'm saying. Exactly, thank you, you know what
I'm saying. And on that, on that note, take us
out of here. Hey, it's time for the fucking that
room mail.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Yeah, we taking a break. I don't know while I'm
taking this ship. Yo, hold on, listen, man, we're gonna
take a break real quick. We're gonna be right back
with the mail bag.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
I know y'all being thirsting for you know what I'm saying,
so keep this blum blumbing, We'll be right back. Legitary
like like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Legitary like like like people that are talented, borne with talent.
I talk me, had to talk about this shit all
the time. I'm like, Yo, you have a very special
set of skills yell someo like taking leavens and ship.
I don't got those skills like you got the ability
to like organize ship and do shit in such a
way where I'm like, bro, I will be like doing
like the animate speats, like I have to have to

(01:08:53):
do paperwork, and I'm just like Yo, but like the
way you fucking load up certain phrases.

Speaker 10 (01:09:02):
Is I don't even need headphones.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Exactly what this is why I'd be like, Yo, fuck you.
When I get home to my kids, I'd be like, Yo,
you did your homework. Go ahead, Yeah, what you got
on your test? And ninety eight should have been a
hunted bitch? You know it's crazy. That's how my father
traumatized me. To what I told you, Bro, I used
to get terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Now, I was a good grader, I had great grades,
but I remember every time I used to come home,
my pops used to be like, I could have got
a hunt it could have got.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
No just drive strive for hire. Next time. I remember,
I came home with a ninety nine. I said, I
got this bitch. I finally got his ass. He's gonna
be so proud of me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I went home, bro, I presented that ship with the
biggest smile on my face and my pop set.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
My mom was like, pedal to put it. You know what,
you that's why you failing.

Speaker 10 (01:10:15):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Now I'm gonna get pregnant. Nigga take it and his
child like as me, like they want you to win.
But when they when you fail, they.

Speaker 10 (01:10:28):
Be like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
He expected haven't. When you don't listen to me and ship,
shut up, shout, you do everything right, and they never
say nothing. It's just always yeah, that's what you're supposed
I think I said, I think I told you this before,
because you know we we AREI soode forty. You know
what I'm saying. My moms sat me and my sister down.

(01:10:52):
This is like before. My brother was like a baby
baby shot too. Sorry, work for me? Your listpen funn
of you. You'll you'll bring it to the grip because
we're gonna hang out. Spool. You're like, yeah, yeah, right, yeah,
yeah you heard she.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Got you on the blood. You know what I'm saying,
shot the deal. You know what I'm saying, He loves you,
but he's married.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
And what that got to do with it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
What is that? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
My mom sat my.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Sister and me on the couch after like grades had
come through. I ain't getting with motherfucking honors. I had
like a seventy five average, bro, like just off the
strength of like testing because I was talking shit in class,
I was leaving class. I was being a little asshole,
not like not like today's kids asshole, like punching the
teacher in her face, being like you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Bitch wow, but just like being like disrupted. Yeah, like yo,
you know what I mean, cracking jokes whatever, Yo, you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Got class clown every year, every year.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Type ship yo, miss yo, miss your miss you. I
can go to the bathroom, your miss. I can go
to the bathroom and never come back and never come back, yos.
I can I canna go to the bathroom and kiss
nay a drinkers in the staircase.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
You know what I'm saying. Fuck my fucking break from assist.
She sat us down.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
My sister got second honors, bro, like eighty nine, almost ninety,
like you know what I'm saying, busting her ass? Though
you know what I'm saying, yo. My mom sat us
down and said, do bad or notice primado premier honors,
first honors. You could have first honor because you work hard.

(01:12:35):
Your brother is naturally smart. He doesn't have to work
to get good grades. And then look, he don't even
go to class and he has this gray and you
have to work extra hard to get this. So if
you was naturally intelligent, I'm like, yo, you cool her dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
All this ship? How he said she's I was like, yo,
blow kids. True, but like you're supposed to tell her
that tell you I love you, don't suck me up.
Please came up with his whole chest cave. She's watching
like she's looking at the microscope right now, like this

(01:13:13):
thing is talking about me. She's try to snipe you win.
You don't even know she got all eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
On you, which, by the way, I think that put
a chip on her shoulder make her go super duper
harder because now she's a y n yu laning on
looking at that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I can't even pronounce something. God damn. About to buy
a house in New York City. I'm like, you're about
to buy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
A house in New York's a lot. I was like,
I was like, bitch, let me, I ain't pocket want
some ship. You're about to buy a house in the
fire barble, but.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
You got money. You know what I'm saying. Tough to
see it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
And y'all listen, man, we had on last week and
I'm saying we got another this week. Is good because
you know who's back, the big dog.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
You know what I'm saying. He's not Man, he's Max
because he's bringing everything.

Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
And that's why we've been holding out on the mail
bags up until this point, because we have how can
we get through the mail? It's not the same don't don't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
He doesn't know bro Is. None of us can read.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
That's what we's got to be exposed now. Damn so
I can't even talk. That's why he only knows what
it's like. The guy forgetting thrones, he just says, two bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
That's why he has a soundboard. But you know what
time it is, mail take it away? Oh my god,

(01:15:02):
we've got pure vocalists. Yeah. Dr Pepper forty five asks
the Worst Soda forty five asks.

Speaker 10 (01:15:24):
This really is the best shit out. Shout out to
you guys. Hopefully I get to hear men read this
one you did, You're welcome. My question is where can
I meet and approach women without feeling like a weirdo
male twenty six. All of my friends either have girlfriends
or constantly talking to girls. They all swear by dating apps,
but I've never had any luck on them at all.

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It's also not really my thing anyway, since I don't
really use my phone all that often and I'm one
hundred times better at in person conversations. Where would you
guys go to try and meet women? I, as a
twenty six year old male myself interested in meeting women,
I could take a crack at this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Despite the woods in the woods that you were already in. Ye,
we took away from the story what you want to say.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
So first of all, I feel like, but I feel
like we talked about this before and you were like, yo,
it's the trenches, bro, Like.

Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
It is sort of the trenches. But you know, I'm
trying and I can maybe in parts some wisdom. First
of all, if your homies aren't putting you on, they're
not your homies.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
If one person eats everybody eats tricking of all.

Speaker 10 (01:16:39):
I think you need to reorient your mindset, like to
like get out of the framework of like going outside
just to meet girls.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I think you just got to be going outside to
have a good time and seeing what comes your way.

Speaker 10 (01:16:50):
Like as so as you always every time you pop out,
you're like, I gotta meet some shorty, like you're gonna
be You're gonna set yourself up for disappointment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
That's the other thing.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
And you know where, So where would you go to
meet people have a good time besides the bar, besides
the club. Well, I would say, organize it around what
you're interested in, right. So for me living in New York,
you know, I like to go to our gallery openings.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
I like to go to poetry readings, and they like
white bitches not too much. That's much, man, that's too
much about the violence. Listen, let's stop talking like that

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because that's fed up, liz No, because now you reallybout
to fly. My man, he just came out. He came
out a surgery. He wasn't he jump shots? Like, man,
that's crazy. You don't have to fay the museum dates
gave it away. Sorry, because at the end of the
day because you pot them right now.

Speaker 10 (01:17:53):
You speaking from these speriors of the trenches of white
people of Brooklyn. I will say, yeah, just like do
do go to things that seem interesting to you, that
are organized around your interests, and you'll meet people who
are into the same ship that you are. And then

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my last point, start smoking cigarettes. Okay, the conversations I've
ever had with anyone, with any people who have been
outside at the party smoking.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
A bogy oh ship, Damn, I forgot about that, Doug.
I smoked like four, I quit like two.

Speaker 14 (01:18:37):
Miss.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Those conversations.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
You had such good advice to, you know, Star smoking
cigarettes youney.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Was sent from from the fucking government, government agent Champagne lies.
That was wonderful advice. It was good. I don't know
what to say.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
I mean, I was I was gonna tell Bro, just
be normal and bag bitches off Twitter like everybody else.
But like, like, I guess, yeah, I guess you pretty
much hit the nail on the head, Bro, Like if
you go out for the purpose of like trying to back,
like you know what I mean, trying to come home
with something, or trying to get somebody number, trying to

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scoop something like you are setting yourself up for failure
every single fucking time. Like and I think also to
double down on like the other thing you said, like
if your homies not putting you, like, go out with
your homies with you know what I'm saying, Like fine
group ship to do like with with your homies that
is not sex and parties in the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Find you know, find PG fainting or some ship. You
know what I'm saying, find like a painting sit.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Go go with your homies that got girlfriends and tell
their girlfriends to invite their girlfriends and then you know
what I mean, and then get some ship popping that way,
or you know, just just uh, just set up camp
in somebody's DMS, talk to yourself for like a month
or two and then eventually asks for the cash app
then then send her off thousand dollars and then block

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her on everything.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
This will be obsessed with you, promise, Jesus Christ, Brady
just broke the fucking code. Yo, Damn bro that's wild
and that's it. Damn h it's crazy. A thousand dollars
is damn. I was like, wait a minute, say that, uh,

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like mumbling mouses to myself that's my that's my other
personality talking. I'm gonna let you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I'm gonna say the best for last because you know
what I'm saying, this is this is there's a lot
of male energy initially, but and I need you to
close it. My advice, uh to bro is I am
from the era of like, Yo, we just have side shooting,
you know what I'm saying. Like to y'all's point, the
intention was never like, Yo, we're gonna go outside and
get Yo, we're gonna be bashed tonight, I'm saying. The

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intention was like, Yo, we're gonna smoke this angel dust
and get in this people's choice Oja asks me how uh,
And then we're just gonna see what happens. We're gonna
get out of this car that's on Saint Mark's place.
We're all gonna be dressing off his jackets and let's
just see where the knight takes us, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
And then sometimes I will wake up in an obscure
part of Queen's next to a guy and these woman
not knowing how I got there, wondering why she only
has two fingers on one of her hands.

Speaker 10 (01:21:35):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I'm saying, that's my.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
Advice, Yo, they really do be it through fam Just
be outside, be outside, bro, Like, just be outside.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Like this is a guy that ends up like this
is it's a Dominican guy. He does like fucking it's
like a mean guy. The note he know content on
my friend my friend, he no contento Bro's he's everything
viral that happens. He just happens to be there. And
it's just like Bro, he's not chasing it. He's just outside,
you know what I'm saying. So if you're just outside,
you will be content on my friend, my friend, you

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will be content to be outside, and you will find
people that like you and that you like himdang, and
then you attracted to each other and then you have
sex with my friend, that you'll be content.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
That's it sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Honestly, that was the perfect advice. Ming hit literally every
fucking nail in the head. It was a male question
for how to meet women.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
So, I mean, I don't know how I think you
you provide the perspective. You provide the perspective of like
I guess shedding light on like how you like to
be approached as a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
I mean it's normal. I mean, I was approached the
other day and I thought it was like a fan
interaction and I realized that it wasn't. It was like
a dude, this is the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Don't be fucking weird, all right, Bro, you meet a girl,
you see her, that's another thing, A lot tremendous, no, obviously,
And you know I'm a plus sized baddie. So this
dude pulled up on me. He looked like a fucking
battle rapper.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
So I just starting so you was locked in off
instead of hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
You know what the thing with dudes like that, I
usually assume that they're fans just because it's like you
look like you. So he pulled up on me and
he was complimenting the scent of my weed, and I
had extra block hamy, So I was like on some
homie ship, like here you go, enjoy your enjoy. El
we gonna We're gonna leave that story for when we

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get the funk off air.

Speaker 10 (01:23:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
But to answer the Merrow mail bag, just go out, bro,
have a good time, be yourself. If you see a
shorty and shorty's locking eyes with you, that's really what
it is. A girl will look at you for three
seconds and that's the that's the window. Yeah, that's her
shooting her shot, like her locking eyes with you for
three seconds. Bro. More than that, she wants you thank
you for thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Because I always was like, yo, is that you know
what I'm saying, Because like I always even before, like
my pop saw me how to move around, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
He was just like, Yo, if you're thirsty, it's like fear,
like shorty, smell it on you. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
If you if you're a thirst ball, you look like
a like a nasty you know what I mean, like
type like a choch finessing type of motherfucker. Like you
got no charm, you know what I'm saying. Like kids
these days called it riz. You know what I'm saying,
Like you got no charisma? And that was it. It
was just like yo, if he's telling me, say shit,
if they if if my mom too, My mom used
to be like, yo, don't talk to girls.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
I don't talk to you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
You know what I'm saying, Like or if they're looking
at you a certain way, you know what I'm saying,
Like it's there's a yo. Hey yeah, yo, watch out bitch,
that's a fucking you about to stepen dog shit, and
then there's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Like a watch yourself. Yeah, it's like it's different, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
You you could tell when a woman like you to
understand why dudes might be on something like hesitanting like ship.
I don't want to go up to her because she's gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Be like yeah, yeah, that's not listen. You gotta do it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
You gotta take those l's. You gotta approach me like
Arnold I will. I'm too fun now you gotta tell
me straight up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
I'm not listen. I'm a grown ass man.

Speaker 8 (01:24:59):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
I want to pick I do. I don't do this.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
I don't do the signs. I don't do the signals.
I don't do hints. Bitch, stand on it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Do you want to fuck or no? Fuck you want
to or no? Blo plump you know which is it?
Make your mind? You know what I mean, like make
your mind of upstairs yo.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
And it's and it's not even also like aggressive ship.
It's just like yo, like I just I don't know,
like I feel like we we we're all adults here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
And there's also there's no room for blurred lines, especially
especially sex consent all that ship.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
I need.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
I need definite yeses, and I need enthusiastics.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Yes, that's the hello, thank you. That's my favorite phrase,
enthusiastic and said Doug, because it takes you and in
the washer. Uh, that takes you back to like four
oh five. Wow. Yeah, Like this is pretty Heather, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I'm here while Internet wild West and my Space used
to have surveys that you could send out to one
hundred people and then you could either reply all and
reply to everybody or just reply to the person that
send it to you, and a lot of the times
it was just very blatant, like yo, would you have
sex with me if you had the opportunity to have
sex with me?

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Yes? Or no? And then like Shorty sending you that
back and she circled yes, and it's just like, bro,
this is in writing. Now, we just did a contractual
fuck do you know what I mean? Agreement? Like we
just did a CFG you know what I'm saying, I'm sorry,

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do you signed the CFA?

Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
And so did I?

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
So now it's consensual and it's like on paper, it's beautiful,
you know what I'm saying. Like that, I feel like
bring my space back just for just for consent, just
for like, yo, we have we are both consenting adults.
We like to do this, we want to do this. Okay,
here it is, but it's not weird.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
What have you used the voice of the throat that
God gave you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
I'm also down to be like are you trying to
funk and like here or no? You know what I'm saying, Like,
I feel like a lot of the motherfuckers can't stay
that no, like it hurt too much. And I'm just like, bro,
it don't hurt that's you can't hurt me. I hurt
no too much. I was raised by Dominican parents.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
That's the thing. You got to Christmas and to the.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
To the to the mail bag like like uh. Part
of it also is being okay with hearing no, Like
that's part. That's part of it too, is like is
like because even even if like everything's going great, like
you hit it off with Shorty, that could still you know,
not really work out.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Yeah, Like and it's happened.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
It's happened to me a bunch of times, bro, where
they hear about like my lifestyle and shit and they're like,
what you're polyamorous? You don't want to get married, you
don't want any more kids, and you do only fans.
It's a little much for me. You got to be
brave as.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Fuck to like you. I'm sorry, like I'm out, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Like that's happened to me like a bunch of times,
and I'm like, yeah, cool, and now I just have
like a fire homie, you know what I mean, Like yeah,
and like that and like honestly like low key like
those those like if you're not super weird about it
and you're not like toxic about it, those rejections will
turn into like will dead ass turn into like lifelong friends, bro,
Like I swear to God, like that shit is crazy,

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and then they'll like put you on with their homies
and ship and then like that that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Yeah, Bro, I've been a wing woman yo. That another thing,
Like I've been my best friends wing woman. Shout out
to Tassie.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
That's my dog. He got himself a Dominican queen. Yes,
and I've been prepping him for years. Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
I met this kid when I was fourteen, Bangladesh and
a Muslim from Bangladesh born and raised in queens and
he's just always been infatuated with Dominican women. And I
prepared him for heartbreak because I'm telling you, bro, you
enter in different territories, this is not this is not
who you think it is. On to the b I said,

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prepare yourself yourself at the heartbreak because you see what
these guys are saying about.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
You're going for years.

Speaker 14 (01:28:52):
With this man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
He's just like, yeah, that's yeah, he's got a me.
But he's from Bangladesh. Was thinking of the crips. He's
from Bangladesh in the club like that. Now thats my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
And he knows Spanish, he's been a dr. He met
my grandfather. He's he's very cultured and not in our community.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
He understands that it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Is this motherfucker did a fucking he cos plays as
Omega and he did a full performance in.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
D R whatever in his mind.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
But that's of us being had the best advice besides
the cigarette thing he had his.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
And also, don't go out with the sole purpose of
trying to scoop. That's weird and women can smell that ship.
That's the fact from a mile away.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Tell when you want a mission, and no, and not
with that mission. Bro. You know true women regular Bro.
That's the thing. If you meet a woman and maybe
she's not interest interested in you sexually, she might just
be your homegirl. You know what I'm saying. What's so
bad about that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Yeah, and you have a dope homegirl, somebody who's already
interested in you, probably won't get the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
That's okay, that's fine, bro, speak to me. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. Just think about it. What if? Yeah? Yeah,
I had to quit the Victory Life podcast. Member was
on some black met ship. She's just christ. This guy's

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talking about beating off to a special friend. Oh my god,
what a fucking This guy is a fucking nutcase, I
tell yea. Yeah the dog. Yeah listen. Everything he said
was absolutely right, except for the cigarette part. You smoke
of a weird color vapistead y'all. You know what I'm saying.
Fifty Life is on forty, bitch. You know what I'm saying.

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They got the little spitting mules coming out of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Man, I'm glad they Mike got a Mike got on it,
because goddamn it, I'll be spreading Malario all over this bitch.
Fucking list spell on at the side of the house
rein and you know what I'm saying, that God man,
he's back. You know what I'm saying, he's getting all
your mail bags. You know what I'm saying, He's in
the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
You know what I'm saying, get sex parties, give suits.
It is you know, the fucking vice man. That guy's
roll scholarly, smartest fuck and you gotta tell him. You
gotta tell him to hold out. Oh yeah, to not
abandon us and to wait patiently. Yes, because yo, listen,
it's spring break, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
So we're gonna take a little spring break and go
to Miami and get kicked out of Miami, you know
what I'm saying. So while we do that will be
gone for like a little you know what I'm saying,
a little two weeks. But that's light, you know what
I'm saying, because we get pregnant. Yeah, Yo, Liz Bell's
just station. Period is man fast for y'all. You know
what I'm saying, So appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
Y'all. Go back in the catalog. If you're new to
this and you're not true to this, go back. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Listen, you know what I'm saying, catch up and then
in two weeks we'll be right back. You know what
I'm saying, Because it's the guys. You know what I'm saying,
the gang victory. Like we here, Liz Bell, rainy men
in the house. Victor was here and he bounced, you
know what I'm saying. But he'll he's here in spirit.
And of course that the man who makes it all happen,
the glaze got.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Himself mm hmm sun insane.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Yeah, m h

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
M hm, a legary light like