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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What what what what? What What? What? Welcome to another episode of
Horrible Decisions. I'm so excited for this episode. Hi, guys.
Before I introduced the guests, I gotta introduce my lovely
motherfucker herself because I am that bitch. I am Mandy Beat,
I impact the Stayant, I am pull Cork. I hate
that she does this here. I hate so much. Let
me let me get my come up to me in
the street and asked me, oh, like you do the
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show with Mandy? Like is it her? Because I know
she does, and you don't do the I feel like
my aks would be whack. I used to call myself
pH Patty because like I keep my pussy and jack.
But other than that, it's really nothing that just comes
off the don't like it. It's not fun anyway. You
guys have never met these two, I asked many. I
was like, can we do Adam a Letta. I feel
(00:48):
like they are good to good episodes, So I'm so
glad you guys are free. He y'all are way on
the West coast, and mind you fucked it up because
y'all are on Pacific Standard time, and baby got two
and a half other guy in the building Okay, let's
intro tho and a half. So we have Lene of
the Plug. You guys may have heard her on the episode.
(01:09):
She was my co host when I did a little
stint out there in l a Um joined by my
friends over at Evil Angel shout out to my ladies.
But we're also joined by Adam motherfucking twenty two in
the motherfucking building. You're don't let him do that again.
They both made weird ass noises. I don't get it.
(01:31):
Just please get about you guys from New York. I'm
supposed to say, what the hell is that? Yeah? Like
I felt like I had like spit sort of like
forming in my throat and it came out a little weird. Okay,
well here I need to get some a ks. Girl,
you ain't got no like, well, can it be a
(01:53):
k a Len of the plug? So? What are you
the plug in? You'd be plugging? Like, what's the plug? Budio?
Sure it's a butt plug. I'm a plug for all
the hot ladies. I don't know. It's just you are
Are you really like than you are? That's that's the one.
Are you that girl? I think so? I think that's
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where it came from right that you you were just
like capable of Like, I don't think it was ever
a drug thing. I've seen her do drugs, but I
don't think that's such different. I've never done drugs my
entire life. I'm pregnant. I'm the holy Woman of Christ. Yeah,
no drugs like whoa, whoa, whoa. Drugs are too much.
But watch me come on this cock at all the
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fans dot com? Yeah, ever has sex? It's not there.
How are y'all doing um with quarantine? What's life like
out there in in l A? You know we're working
over here in New York. Of course, y'all have the
most beautiful fucking house I've been to in l A.
At least one of them. It's sucking rad y'all just
need to know because it's like today I did say red.
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But also Lenna has like a whole little guest house
full of panties. Bro. She was like, damn you wait,
were no panties today? I got you and she gave
me these panties that say slut on them. I loved
it because I was filming. Yeah, I was filming with
Lenna for her YouTube, and I had this little short
as dress on, but in the in the shot, I
was like, bro, I ain't got no draws on. She said,
you know what for finding something that fits, because that's
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a very I feel like slut panties. I would think
of you too, Mandy. I just like my merch had
slut panties all over them. Of course I can make underwater.
It's slow on them, so, you know. Mandy was like,
I need panties, like, I mean specifically panties. I'm curious.
I'm custom made for her. Let's just get a little gross.
Everybody says, your pussy is really wet when you're pregnant.
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Are your panties like soaked? Now? Do you have to
wear them? What's it like? Get down there? Actually, what's
that pussy like right now? Right? She said? Smells strong
like what like quarters like water? Like? Do you want
to help me out here? I feel like I just
smell everything so much more intensely. So I feel like
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every time I go to pee, I'm like, oh, I
smell myself, but it's not like bad. It's just a lot. Yeah.
I don't know how it's whatever you posty smell like before,
but just up a couple of notches, you know, yeah,
you order spicy food and you gotta pick like the
level of spiciness. Now, yeah, it's a lot. I don't
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like how it's smell right now. Oh no, I'm so dude.
I love No, he's not a girl. Take the lie.
What it's like mental You're the most beautiful girl in
the world, and you'd be like, okay, really quick, we're
gonna get into a vanilla ship because we have so
many questions for you, but we gotta go through our segments.
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So vanilla ship if you've never hurt at anybody. It's
a segment where we find sex in the news. And
I love this one because we all love threesomes. You
guys are a threesome King and Queen. However, a married
couple who's expecting their first child are forming a throuble
that that have been forming a throuble reveal that they
want their girlfriend to breastfeed so she can bond with
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the baby. The pregnant three way couple Um Low Mike
from Denver, Colorado basically became a throuble after one night
threesome with their now girlfriend Jess, who turned into a
deep emotional connection with them, and even though the husband's
becoming a father, and they naturally conceived the baby. The
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triad really wants to give equal parts um of flesh
and blood to their offspring, which they can do by
letting her breastfeed the child. I know some women would
be funny about letting another person nurse their child, but
we want to get as much of us in the
baby as we can because it's a thirty three percent
share from each of us. They're not talking about stocks.
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By the way, they are a good looking couple, but
just because you're in a relationship, like like if if
I'm with if I'm in a throuble and the other
girl gets pregnant, that doesn't mean my breast, right, That's
what I confuse that, And I really think you can
figure out a way to do it. But I don't
know how it works. But I've heard that if you're
just in touch with some hormones, then your body might
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make breast milk. Well, they probably break up, so we
don't how baby happens. They look like a little a
little fun group. But I mean, if you're around girls
like often your cycles can sink. So if you're around
a girl whose breasts like who's leaking milk? From her breast.
Does that mean the girls around her found it if
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the person has months to prepare. I mean, if you
have a nurse who helps you take care of the baby,
or never mind, like a maid or a butler or whatever,
are they gonna they're gonna start breastfeeding as well just
because they're around a lot. I don't think that's how
it works. I think you probably don't come up with
if you were doing a lot of molly at etc.
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I just think it's weird because like, the the bond
that you form when you breastfeed is like so strong
and so special. But like, what if this couple breaks
up then like the other woman was like creating the
bond with the baby, right, Like that's the tity that
they later. So it says that a mother who's not
the one giving birth can develop the breastfeeding relationship by
giving her body other messages such as hormone therapy supplements,
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estrogen progesterone, basically then pumping the breast and they'll start lactating.
So I think this ship as dumb as hall. But
you know, I mean like it, let me ask you, guys,
is that something that y'all would even consider? So I
know that you guys normally bring thirds into the bedroom.
If you guys formed a throttle relationship, would you want
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that third to be as emotionally I guess tied to
the baby as well. I feel like we do the
threesome thing, but there's never really been any kind of
emotional connection with the girl ever. I mean definitely girls
that were like close friends with that we really like
a lot as people like it's like fun times, you know,
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it's like it's like having a party. You just like
have a threesome and say, I told you it's so
much fun to fuck your friends. I told you, I
really like emotional can like look the threasons we're gone
when they're fun. But I feel like when I'm in
tune with her and we can have like breakfast the
next day and we like cuddle, like that's what I want,
but I need to leave my house afterwards. I'll pay
for your uber. I'm sorry, I'm going to bed and cuddling. Man.
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The girl almost never sticks around, so the next day
we we we get back into like ugly ass sweatpants
Netflix mode, like right afterwards. Usually. Okay, so has there
ever been a threesome that was like a three p
right you hear me, and you basically were like, okay,
like this person's gotta keep coming back over and they
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got too attached. Maybe can you tell us about a
time where like maybe a girl got too attached. I
feel like that doesn't happened because we always funk girls
who do porn, so like it's kind of normal to
just fun and then not really Like you guys don't
have like bar stories. You never like went to a
bar and like fun to chick after that. Oh No,
we definitely used to do that a lot more. But
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I just feel like as we've kind of become like
more well known, and we've definitely, you know, been in
the situations where like we've just like hung out with
a girl at a bar or whatever, and then she
tried to like just talk about us randomly like the
next week or whatever. I feel like that kind of
spooked us as well as just I don't know, it's
like we we've always been into like like I've definitely
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had three soons where we felt I felt close to
the other girl, but it definitely never like got to
the point where I felt like I liked her like that,
Like I never where I like would want to like
speak to her afterwards or whatever. Like that's just I mean,
I feel like we bond with the girls, and I
always like, I'll say the same girl that we've hooked
up with, like on Instagram, I'm like, oh, I missed her.
But it's like because I know I have good times
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with her, but not in the sense that I would
want it to be more. I love it, see and
we probably like what the fun? I know I didn't
because okay, I we've had many threesomes where we just sucking.
It's over, But I'm not gonna front sometimes when it's
like that sisterly energy, you know what I'm saying where
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and I don't say sisterly in a gross creepy way,
where I mean I really feel connected to this girl
other than sexually attracted to her, then I want her
to stay. Then the next day, I'm like, oh my god,
are you hung over us to come over? Lance? But
I told you, like you can you can do that
with friends, though I told you I've I've sucked a girl.
And we went to h and them the next morning
and ate breakfast and everything like and it was super
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cool and we hung out and planned other threesomes with
other nicks together, like it was great. Yeah, because I
feel like Lenna has friends, like, you know, we could
just use Riley region as an example, like Lenna's been
his friends Ryley read forever. We've hooked up a whole
bunch of times. I feel like if I were to
just come home and they were sitting on the couch together,
that like there is a chance that we could all
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end up hooking up. But that, to me, like is
just like a manifestation of the friendship. It doesn't really
feel like a throuble thing, you know, right, because truckle
was more long term. It's something like an emotional So
I tested out a throuble. He lived in l A.
She lived in Florida, and it got super frustrating because
basically we could only fun on vacation. But sounds good
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to me. It got exhausting because when her and I
started fighting, this thing was like, yo, hold up, like
what am I supposed to do? And I was like,
and it got bad. Huh. He becomes a referee and
it's like he really weird. And then I mean, but
how are you refereeing from three thousand miles away? No? No,
I mean we would get in dumb ass fights. I
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think as soon as line started fighting with the other girl,
it would just be immediately over. Like, let's be real,
I'd be breaking up a fight between you two before
you'd be breaking up a fight between me and her.
Why and get into something about I don't know, you
smoke too much of my weed or whatever as he's
breaking this up right now. All right, So, but I've
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walked in the house and she's been with other girls,
like and they've just been smoking like large percentages of
my weed, and like, you know, like I didn't large
percentage of what's the large percentage? I mean, you know,
she like, I've definitely walked in the house that had
like half hounds being broken up on the table, And
to me, it's like, I'm not gonna act pressed, but
I might have after the first time that happened, I
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might have been like, Yolena, like I ain't really trying
to have those poke in my weed. Like I don't
buy weed. I don't know anything about weed, so I'm like,
it's super cheap and I could just give it all away.
But you know why, that's just the truth. For attractive women,
we just don't buy our own truck. We do not
got something. When I went to Loom, He's like how
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much you need? I'm like, I don't know the quanta,
Like you tell me what. I'm not gonna lie. When
I was working my old nigga, when he would come
over every time he would roll a blunt for him,
I'm like, you're gonna roll? Want to leave it for me? Right? Thanks?
Like he had to leave weed at my house because
I was not I'm not hitting up a drug dealer.
I do have one for edibles. Now, I think we
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could all say this here, what's the most minimal thing.
I'll start minimal thing like you sucked for I sucked
this guy once in his hotel and he handed me
a champagne bottle after he flew out the next day
and he was like, sorry, this is all I have here,
and I was like what, I took it? But like
wait were you? Were you expecting payment? Though? Yeah no
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I wasn't. But like you know, it's kind of like
when you fucking dude after you have a meal, like
what's the most minimal thing a guy's left you? Or
you sucked where where you felt like this is gonna
happen and you know you well no, I mean but
that but that was seven of course, like he's gonna
leave a blunt because we fucking um, I would say,
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I don't know, like a Nigodu brought over some Chinese
and gatorade and we got it in and that was cool.
I mean, I don't know what the funk I was
gonna welcome if he brought over no Chinese food. But
I'll take the Chinese food too. Sometimes Chinese later, you're
getting your preco craving. What's what's been your craving for food? Everything? Bagels? Oh,
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which is already like my trigger, Like I just go
crazy for them, Adam if I don't well, Lena, let
us excuse me. Let it doesn't seem to be getting
too much weight. But have you've been gaining weight with her,
because I know you're naturally gaining but a little bit
with the coronavirus. But I was on like a crazy
like health kick before the virus hit, and then like
the virus said, so I stopped going to this personal
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trainer I was going to and stuff. So I gained
a little bit of weight back, but nothing too dramatic.
I think it's all because of the quarantine, like I don't.
I haven't been the pregnant woman who's like, babe, I
know it's two in the morning, but we gotta go
get these specific donuts. Let's go like none of that
has happened to me yet. So well, you are looking great.
When you take your little photos straight on, you don't
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even see a Betley you got to tell us. I'm like, wow,
So this bitch and I got the same stomach. I've
actually gained like fifteen pounds, so I'm glad that none
of you guys can see it. It looks great and
that yes, the booty is getting a little bit bigger,
like you really needed a bit. Anyway, I hate her,
so get into the hord Nerve, which is our sex
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tip of the week. This one is for men, and
I only wanted to bring it up because Adams here
and I thought, maybe you can touch it and see
if he can do it. So I call kegels, but
apparently it's kegels. So men, if you want to last
longer during sex, obviously you're not alone. Premature ejaculation is
a problem that affects almost any man in his lifetime,
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but one way to delay it is by doing Keegel's
strengthening the PC muscles on the pelvic floor. Nope, nope, nope,
say the word bitch, Say that word. I know it's
say PC, but what's the word bitch? Tubo, cocky glil. Hey,
y'all she really turning into Mandy right, But it's it's
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start with a P in anyway, PC muscles on the
pelvic floor, and it will help you control your orgasm
during sex. The same feeling when you make your dick
jump and or when you're trying to hold your urine.
Can you do that? Can you make your dick jump? Yeah,
you can make it do a little like Okay, put
your hand on his dick. Let's see if just outside
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the pants, Let's see if it can move. Have to
have some blood in it. I'm on full limp mode
right now. Oh wait, wait, you can only make your
dick jump when it's on heart. Yeah, but I'm like
moving that muscle. I think I'm doing male kegles right now,
So I kind of I kind of know what you mean,
but I don't think it would actually move right now.
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Squeeze your f Can you guys do real cagles? I'm
gonna go. I was gonna call them keegeles too, because yeah,
every time I try to do them, I feel like
I squeeze every muscle except the muscles in my vagina.
I can, I was gonna say, I can only squeeze
my pussy muscles when there's a dick inside of it.
That makes sense, Okay, you know what I mean. Like,
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so I know i'd be like gripping, gripping the dick.
Liked be like, and I squeeze my butt cheeks together.
That helps a little bit too, But my pussy walls
be squeezing in on the dick. Bro, that's it. Do
any until after the baby, so the baby will fall out.
She's like, don't make tit, just let it get loose,
all right, Yo. When you watch those videos of babies
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falling out like in the car on the street, don't
you be like, damn, I hope happening to me. I
hope that happens to me. Yeah, for sure, because although
I just see women struggle and tear and you're gonna
get an epidural, right, No, I'm having a natural birth
at home. That is a really popular like methodology. Now, well,
a lot of the hospitals aren't like can you bring
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a lot of people, So I would have to pick
between Adam and my midwife, and then I guess they
would have to Like if I picked Adam, it's not
like they could switch places, like he would have to
stay with me coronavirus. So that even more made me
want to least to have the midwife with him. Yeah,
but he can't. He can't do that right now. It's
funny because Tiana Taylor said the same thing. Her midwife,
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of course is Erica bad Do. But she said her
second bit right, um, you know what I mean, humble flex.
But she's gonna have her second pregnancy as well, Um
in the home. Yeah, I figured I'll try it out.
If it really sucks and I never want to do
it again, I can go to the hospital and get
an upper dul for baby number two. Yeah, look at
you're already playing a baby number two baby. So he
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he wants to get me pregnic right now for a boy.
Oh wow. So before we get into our horrible decision,
the hor derve is a sex tip. So Lenna, I
want to ask you, do you have any sex tips
for maybe anyone who is going through pregnancy as well?
Is there anything that you picked up on anything to
make you comfortable something like yeah, oh, like okay, so
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I'm not like that big yet, but I did notice
that being on all fours kind feels weird, Like, really,
do you feel the baby moving? I mean because your
abdomen is like stretching and your muscles are doing all
these weird things. So when you're on all fours and
you have that big stretch in your belly, I don't know,
it kind of makes me feel weird and uncomfortable and
an uncomfortable storry. I just drink coffee and sometimes it
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makes me talk a degree. But um, I feel like
sex when you're pregnant is great because you guys, do
you guys to be like super lazy, Like I can't
even be on all fours now because it feels too
weird there. How do you feel about you're like, my
back legs up, let's go. How do you feel about
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being on top? I mean, I feel really heavy, so
I don't necessarily feel like my sexiest being on top. Dude,
That's why bitch, I wasn't on top eight eighty pounds ago.
That ship was a lot of work. I felt heavy,
like I was gonna nigga, And you know, I like
the little skinny niggas. I like counting ribs, like I
really like skinny guys, so like it was just a
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for me, you know what I mean. And my legs
a short. I got like t Rex like limbs and stuff.
So like wrapping my legs around someone who's six four
a hundred and eighty pounds soaking wet is kind of hard.
I'd rather have a short. He's a big, big dude.
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I'd be like, God, damn, why speaking up? Speaking up?
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Mommy and Daddy. We're getting into the horrible decision and
we have yet um to really have. I think a
couple who seems to not only be having a successful relationship.
I've been around you guys, you guys oo's love for
each other, but also now to be new parents and
to be on only fans. Um, so we wanted to,
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I guess start off with how did you guys meet?
How did you guys get into this relationship dynamics? Well,
how long ago? Was it? She damn me because she
liked my podcast? Asked, because I like this podcast. Wait,
you fan Adam right, Like I'm the only one. How
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long ago was that I was still working like a
regular job, and I actually hadn't listen to any of
the rap interviews I had heard like an E. D. M. One,
So I was coming from like a totally different space
that he's in. I could not believe that she didn't
know about any of the underground rappers that I was
hanging out with and stuff. So like, yeah, she was
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a fan, but she was also kind of like a normy,
which I think is part of what attracted to me.
To her was like, oh, this is some little bit
of normalcy in the ridiculous life that I'm living. So
you didn't really don't know who the suicide boys are?
I was like, nope, I did. When he met Adam,
Were you like, were you doing only fans and like
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webcams type stuff? No, definitely not. I was working for
a like a social media startup sort of thing and
like helping them grow their Instagram and helping them work
with models and stuff. But I had, like, I don't know,
I had like an okay, following on Instagram, and I
kind of was leaning towards like leaving my job and
just doing the influencer thing, but I kind of started
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the sex work thing. Like right after I met you,
you asked me for permission. I didn't ask for permission. Well,
I actually want to know how did that conversation go, Adam,
Like when she was like, Hey, I think I'm gonna
do only fans or webcam, what was what was kind
of your reaction and what were your thoughts to that.
My reaction was kind of like, yeah, do it, because
to be honest, I didn't really like we weren't dating
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at first, so I was just like, yeah, I get it.
I don't care like the over time, Like I don't know.
It's It's pretty funny because like when I met her,
my idea was kind of like, yo, I can help
you to start a YouTube channel because I know everything
about YouTube, and I can help you get into making
content and you could be like one of these girls
on YouTube that's making money off our videos and stuff. Well,
(23:58):
it turns out that YouTube doesn't really want to pay
you very much. Sexual Hello, that's our issue. Yeah, And uh,
it turns out that only fans actually pays very well.
So if I were to live this exact same scenario
out again, I would have probably signed her to an
only fans management deal instead of like I think she
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might have made like ten thousand dollars like lifetime off YouTube.
So I never actually tried to what about like your
apprehensions once, let's just say it happened, like, so you
told her to do it when you started falling in
love with Lenna. How did you get those feelings in check?
If you had any apprehensions to it, I honestly, like
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I just I never really gave it. Like I've dated
a lot of like porn stars and strippers and stuff
throughout my life, So the idea of her being naked
on only fans, I know, like a lot of dudes,
it's just so shocking, and it's just like it's unthinkable
that I could just not care, and it's like that
is one thousand percent how I feel, is like I
don't care. I think it's great. You know. It's like
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if you weren't shoving a dildown your vagina and only fans,
you'd just be some girl model and fashion ova outfits
on Instagram. So I have to. So I mean it's
just like, this is cool because I get to be
a stay at home mom because I have this ridiculous job,
which is like I feel like a big was a
big goal for me to just be able to be
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at home. So yeah, I mean that's amazing. A lot
of people wish they can do that, but they've got
too much judgment behind, you know, being naked on camera.
I'm I'm also interested in knowing we see you alone
and we see you with Adam. How did that conversation
go where you guys were like, yeah, we're sucking on
camera together? Yes, how did them? Adam and I have
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always even before I filmed with him for my only fans,
we just kind of like to document sex together and
be like this is hot, let's film this kind of
just be for our own personal collection. So it just
kind of naturally happened where I was like, hey, we
filmed this last night. I'm just going to post it
and obviously do really well. I think, like Loki, we
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are kind of like exhibitionists because super early on when
we were hooking up, we would be drunk as fun,
just FaceTime and girls that we knew and like just
talking to him while we're hooking up and stuff, which
we haven't really done lately. But I don't know. I
just this is this is scaring me. My toy friend
wants to do this. I call him my bunch of bitches.
I want my my, well, my my. The the guy
(26:30):
that I'm currently dealing with wants people to watch. So
he's like, hey, do you have anyone that wants to
watch us? And it's funny that you say that, y'all
just created things. And he started throwing it on your
only fans because I will only fans for my feet
and I'm they all want to see me do a
foot job on my only fans, so clearly would be
with him, and I'm just like, oh God, is this
the beginning of something I will never be able to
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turn back because now it's like, all right, we're putting
it out there for the world. Have you done a
foot job? Not only Fanti Atletta, I did a foot job,
but like on a dildo and I and it's like
it's a huge ab exercise because of the position that
you have to lay in. And I was so pissed
because I did like this long ast thing where I
(27:12):
was just talking for twenty minutes, but the mic wasn't
plugged in, but my abs were already sore, so I
wasn't going to refilm it, so I literally sold it
with no audio. Like, what about so, like you guys
sleep with other women together on camera? What is your
boundaries for other men? Do you ever film with other men? No? Okay,
(27:36):
but curious you know you guys have sex with other women?
What do you what do you call your relationship? Do
you say that there's monogamish where you funk other girls
together but not separately? What's what are your boundaries? Is
it a throuble? Do you swing? Do you guys have
a title for how you would identify your relationship. I
feel like at this point we only fun other girls
for the bag or like occasionally for fun, So it
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feels like, I don't know, like it just doesn't feel
like a very big part of our relationship outside of like, like,
I feel like if we didn't do only fans, we
might and if you weren't pregnant, that we might end
up hooking up with another girl, maybe like a couple
of times a year or something, but primarily like the
reason why I have like sex scheduled into my calendar
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is because she like books. Girls, we hang out with
fun them together, and then you know, it's just very
very like business e. It's not really like some crazy
like I don't know, like to me, I'm very happy
to have the romantic slash like sexual part of my
life already taken care of, so I don't have to
think about that because I look back at the time
period of my life now where I was like constantly juggling,
(28:40):
texting fifty different girls and planning out when I was
going to kick it with him, Like, I don't really
look back at that with like fond memories anymore. If anything,
I look back at that is like, oh, dude, I
was like really trying to fill a fucking void in
my personality or heart or whatever by just trying to
fuck a million different girls. And it just like now
I'm so fucking thankful to not have my brain be
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like wired that that way. Anywhere you don't miss Tinder.
It's just so like I'll just talk to a girl
on Twitter. I'm like, hey, you want to come over.
I picked the day, look at his calendar right it in,
he comes home, we do it. Me and the girl
like air dropped the content to each other. It goes
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on our only fans. It sounds so dry. It is
fun when we actually make the videos and actually do
the fucking, but when you can, when you guys can
have this much emotionless sex, Um, I'm curious to know
if there's still a way that you fit in passionate
sex or if sex is a part of your relationship
to where it does bring you guys closer just because
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you know, it seems like there's a lot of sex
involved where you guys maybe don't have the intimacy because
it's off camera threesomes that we have when we do
have them, even though they're occasional, I think that that
brings in a lot more intimacy between us to end
between us and the girl, and it's I don't know,
I think that's what that's really one more than we
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were about to do it through somewhere the girl a
couple of months ago, and it did sort of feel
that way where it felt like it was kind of dry,
like they had just been taking photos together for like
a half hour or whatever, and I'm in the other
room smoking and they're just like, hey, like, are you
ready come in? And I like walk in with my
limp ass dick and they're like they're like ready to film,
and I'm like, I actually said, I was like, yo,
(30:28):
I have an idea, let's cuddle. And we all like
just laid there together and like held each other and stuff,
and of course I had a boner in like a minute,
But like I just felt like that was like in
a weird way. We had to be like, Okay, this
is gonna be way better if we take a step
back and try to approach this more like we're just
hooking up because we're friends and we like each other,
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you know. Yeah, the pre cuddle is now implemented into
our routines when we can have it, because otherwise it's
just like you pressed, start go, and it's just weird.
I like the idea of a pre cuddle, Lenna. I
want to talk to you because I've seen you tweet UM.
A lot of people are curious or not really fans
of seeing a pregnant belly in sex work, So I
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want to ask you what your thoughts are or what
pushback you've been getting from both men and women being
that you're in sex work and now expecting. Um. I
mean there's definitely a lot of positivity too. I will
say that, you know, I post something about the pregnancy,
there's so much love and like happiness for the growth
in my life and the progress. But at the same time,
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like I did, I did lose like over ten thousand
followers where I posted a photo that I look pregnant,
and I kind of get it, Like, you know, I'm
a fantasy to someone, and then I'm breaking that fantasy
by like being becoming a mother and like showing that
there's so many girls who do porn who have you know, kids,
or have many kids we don't even know about, you know,
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they're just that's not on display on their Instagram. But
I'm like trying to show more of myself and so
I think that obviously that's going to be met with
pushback because it just breaks that fantasy image for people.
Let me let me ask this, how do your parents
feel about what you do? Because people online are so
fucking you know, critiquing everything, but your parents are so
(32:17):
polite they just won't bring it up. Yeah, follows like
my second Instagram, like my clean Instagram, but we never
talked about like what I do ever, Like they know
we're on the cover of Penthouse, and they said that
they thought it was great, but then they just don't
really like I know that they know. They just to them,
it's kind of whatever, we love you no matter what,
We're going to support you either way. They don't. My
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mom is just so my mom is so woke, Like
my mom, where's your family Black Lives Matter banner on
her Facebook. My mom is like she just I think
low key. She loves the idea of probably having a
daughter in law who's like, you know, open minded, sex positive,
sex worker person or whatever. I think probably she's she
(33:01):
definitely would be shy to talk about it. But I mean,
your mom and I like exchange books all the time,
and a lot of the books will have like these
risky scenes, and I'm like, thinking about the fact that
your mom has You're like, okay, Judy, yeah, But I
mean with my parents, we just don't talk about it,
you know, like there was no they're Christian, but okay,
they're pretty traditional at the same time. But I think
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that they just realized, like, Okay, well she's doing this,
we're either going to accept her or not accept her,
or not be in her lives. And you know, they've
seen like at first Adam was just like this new
boyfriend to them, but now obviously like we've been together
for a long time, we have a house together, we're
making a family. It's like, what are they really going
to say? You know, I found out on make YouTube
videos like a year ago. He forgets. That's hilarious. I
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want to go back. You know, we have the drug
dealer look, but come on and I'll hey you too.
I want to I want to go back to the
threesome question because every time we have couples that do
engage in that, we like to know how you discuss boundaries.
I know it's on camera, but is there anything that
maybe you tell Adam that maybe you don't want him
to do with women? And clearly you don't really bring
(34:11):
any other men into your scenes or or act with
any other men. So what are the boundaries that you
guys hold outside of kicking the third out when you're
when when you're done. I mean I think that we're
kind of like constantly communicating nonverbally throughout the sex. So
how do you do that? I mean, like if the
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girl can't see, I feel like Adam will be like
can I kiss her? Which like I don't think I've
ever said no to it, so I think he stopped
asking the question. But like because I'm like, if I'm
gonna bring a girl into the bedroom, like it's cool,
Like I'm not going to be like bringing a girl
in and be like you can't make out with her,
you know? So I think but over, I think in
the beginning there was a lot more of that communication.
Now we're kind of just like used to, used to
(34:53):
having three stoms with each other. But I don't think
I mean, in the beginning, Adam used to be afraid
to like calm when he's sucking the other girl, you
want you want me to come back over there? And
now I'm kind of just like, it's cool, just go
for it, go for it, because I see he's trying
to control himself. He's like, should I come back over there?
But each other, I've never stuck my dick in the
(35:14):
new pussy, but I get it the way pussy. And
I'm not saying that you guys fuck bad looking women.
I believe they're all hot. I've seen them. However, it's
like when you find out that men cheat down and
you're like, huh, it's like still like I don't know
what it is about pussy. I've never tasted or put
my hands in pussy that was like this, But I
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feel like it's almost inevitable, like they're going to come
from a new pussy. You almost have to get over
it into I mean, I think guys come anyway, they
come regardless of I mean, I think it's just like
the extra sexual energy in the room to like everything's elevated,
everything's more hot because there's this like new person or this.
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You know, there's just so much going on too, and
like with with more than one person, you can have
like different types of stimulation, you know, like you can
be getting fucked, but like also someone's like stimulating your
nipples and making out with you at the same time.
There's like so much going on. Are you guys planning
on having three SIMS while pregnant? Well, yeah, except for
this quarantine is kind of fucking that up. But I
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was going to ask you that how you guys are
going if you guys have you know, put any sort
of safety measures, if you guys plan to have any
three sims there When you guys chose to stop three
sims because of COVID, Yeah, we had a bunch of
them organized and mapped out, including some like Nega, famous
porn star girls that it was like pretty crazy that
we were going to work with. And then Corona hit
(36:41):
and they all got removed from the schedule. So that's
kind of been a strange thing to experience. Yeah, I mean,
I heard that the talent testing out here is doing
COVID testing too, so I think that I might start.
I'm gonna take it one at a time. I'm not
going to schedule like ten people on my calendar, but
I'm supposed to work with a girl next week, and
you know, normally you get like a two week turner
(37:03):
two week tests that um you test and then for
two weeks it's good. I'm just trying to make sure
I get like, I mean, you have somebody else to
worry about in there, Adam. Yeah, I'm curious to know
out of all the three sims you had, whether on
camera off, who's your most memorable moment or what what
girl was like, Oh my god, I love her so
much like Lena, like made you love Lena more? Like
(37:25):
the three sim was that fucking good? You were? Like, um,
I remember one time we hooked up with his two
random fangirls back in the day. Not I shouldn't say fangirls.
They were like actual functioning human beings. But we kind
of met him on some like fanshit, but like I
don't know, we're there on or something. They were going crazy,
(37:46):
We're on Molly. I had a lot of fun with them.
They were like worshiping me. I felt like the queen
of the whole world. I just laid there and they
were just like rubbing my body up and down, and
you know that feels extra good when you're on Molly.
And I was like, there's also there's one time that
we uh it was like New Year's and we were
with a bunch of like adult star girls that were
(38:09):
really good friends with and we like went to the
club and then we come home from the club and
we were doing mad drugs still back then it was
a couple of years ago, and like we get back
and I'm the only dick around, Like there's there's no
other dudes around, so like all four girls are just
like going like her and her three friends are just
going crazy on me, and I'm like, obviously, just doing
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all this coke had me like a thousand percent prime
to just be able to just deliver for like six hours,
and I don't know. That always just stood out to
me as the most like the most ridiculous one, Like
they're like, we filmed it too. And the really crazy
part is that there's a moment where one of the
girls just starts pounding the champagne bottle and and like
in the middle of doing it, which to me is
(38:50):
like that was what do you mean, what do you
mean pounding starts drinking mad champagne because we're just we
did bring out the sex toys though, and we never
moved from fucking on the kids. We're sucking on the
kitchen floor the whole time, Like why did we not move?
I have no idea. But the thing is that you
(39:10):
would never see a girl drink in a porn because
you're literally like not allowed to be drunk or fucked
up at all. So it was like that that moment
where she starts slamming the champagne was like in my head,
it just triggered like, oh, this looks real as fun,
like this might be the best thing I've ever adam.
Let me let me ask you, what tip would you
give to a man who wants to have sex with
(39:32):
not only one woman, not two women, but you know,
maybe he gets the chance to have a forceome. Do
you have any tips for men that are looking to
please that many women at once. I mean, you gotta
either jerk off a bunch of times beforehand so that
you're fully loaded, which for me, that definitely is part
of it. Like I definitely probably jerk off maybe like
(39:53):
two two hours in advance of the typically like just
to make sure that I'm fully like ready to go.
And then you know, I hear a lot of people
talk about the gas station sex bills and stuff. I
never tried them, but I heard that they're pretty pretty
effective for I don't know, you just basically, like you know,
you just you're gonna want to go in for a
long haul because you know it might be okay for
(40:15):
you to go in for twenty minutes or fifteen minutes
with like the one girl, but if you got four girls,
then you know you're just gonna have to be ready,
and if like you've never done it before, like I
know that I can get hard like multiple times in
a row, So it's kind of like can you can
you like come and stay hard and go back in?
I have but I feel like it's way easier with
(40:36):
like at least like a five ten minute break in between. Damn,
I'm just my toy friend comes four times and there's
no pauses, and I'd be I'd be like, literally every
time we funk, he comes four times, and I'd be like,
bro like, and he'd be like, he told me he's
going to train this pussy, and I'm just like, but
i'd be tired of I haven't maybe because I talked
(40:57):
to too much on this podcast that niggas can't keep
up and now I can't keep up. But that pause,
I'd be one in a pause. I want a fucking pause.
Do you get like raw? You said? What all raw? Shaped? Um? No?
Because then he'll pull out like if if like he
pulls out the toys, like we literally will go and
(41:20):
it's just like it's a lot. He'll be like, you
ready for toys. I'm not. I'm not at all embarrassed
about pulling out the loop. So we feel like, because
my a C be blowing on my pussy, I do.
I got my little A C unit in my window
because of New yorkan Google this bro, when my A
C you want to be blowing on my pussy be
drying up, just a little bit dry. The A C
(41:44):
broke to a C gotta be turned down. That's like
if you blow on something they dry, you know what
I mean, Like when you when you blow on your
nails when they wet, you drink it. But I do
see something that says from the mirror dot co uk
coal weather can cause winter vagina, a midwife warns. But
(42:05):
it's summer, bitch, a sweated pussix true. So that's what
I'm saying, that a C really be drawn up the
plus over spit because I like a certain I hate
I like the nick hit the back of my throat.
I need that like fix spit. That's my favorite on
the Pussy team spits for gay dudes. That's what I was,
(42:29):
Oh my god, I mean no disrespect. I just feel
like for anal and so I did get anal lube
recently to try just to see what the difference is.
Because the ticket is too big, it won't go in,
so then I'll be feeling bad. So he just like
shoves my dildo in my ass and then fox my pussy.
But I need loop for all of that, man, Yeah,
(42:51):
I mean especially for anal you should just wear a
butt plug for like an hour before. So I have
the butt plug, but the one where he has to
like like where there's a little ring on the end
to pull it out. I'm just scared that a but
plug donna get stuck in my buddhahole. Girl, I've had
to hire with me, but it was like it didn't
have a good handling. I knew it. I knew it.
(43:11):
So what did you do to get the butt plug
at your booty? What do you think she gaze out
of your booty? You just poop it out, you puped
out at see. I ain't ready for it. You just
push you know, had a beauty blender stuck in my
vagina once because I wanted to block up the blood
from my period. While I was supposed to use a
beauty blender. You're supposed to use the circular, but you're
(43:32):
not supposed to use ship. Both of y'all need to
stop sucking telling people this ship. You're not supposed to
to sponge or a fucking beauty blender. I know you're not.
She's like, but I got money to make Hello. You
gotta get that thick spit. You gotta eat a bag
of skittles. First, what the skints have to do with it?
That's the skittles. You never ate like a bag of skittles,
and your spit gets so thick that you can like
(43:54):
make it come out mad far and then stuck it
back up. I don't know, but you did start this
podcast by saying your mouth was full of spit, so
maybe you had at the fucking tricks here while you're
talking about I'm just kidding for the record, because the
idea of having all that sugar on a vaginanta sounds
really kind of gross. Actually, yeah, I don't give me
a use infection. So that get to baby really quick.
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What things will change for you now that you will
be bringing a third person to the house. What do
you think will change. I've been thinking about like how
I'm going to shoot content because the nursery used to
be like my content porn content room, and so now
it's the nursery. And then, you know, I feel like
the baby just kind of takes over your bedroom too,
(44:36):
because I just sleep in your room for the first
few months of their life. So when I actually need
to film content, I'm gonna have to find like a
new space. So I'm trying to scout that out in
our house. But yeah, I think it's gonna be weird,
like I'm gonna have to be coordinating, like, hey, you
gotta come over to fuck me during the nap time.
It's between this time and this time and what about?
Like it's gonna be so weird? What uh funk? I
(44:59):
just lost my train of Oh at are you gonna
do some breast milk? I cannot wait to actually have
boot the milk come out my boobs because I still
don't believe it's like a real thing because I just
never had happen to me and I've never seen it
get scored it out of a boob before. But if
I can actually actually drank breast milk from a fan
(45:20):
at a live showld R, I want to explain, because Bro,
you did it in Atlanta and you told everybody did
but I didn't. We were really connecting. She's not saying
it like it was supposed. Okay, what happened? We did?
We at the time, we had a segment we ran
out of them called Kink of the Week, and it
was a kink about men liking to drink freast milk
(45:41):
and the couple in the front row. The dude raised
his hand. He was like, yep, like it's hot, and
I was like, really, what's it taste like? And she
was pretty so that really helped, I'm sorry to say,
but she was like, well, you want to find out.
And she went right off the stage and drank some
breast milk in front of three hundred people in Atlama
once on her boober. She squirted it into your mouth.
(46:02):
I can't remember. She was like, oh it's warm. No.
That was the thing that that was very charring. It
was so warm, and I mean, when I tell you,
I was shocked, Like I felt so stupid. After that,
I was like, wow, totally body temperature. I was shocked,
mind you. That was one of the most shameful things
talking about eating cream pies whatever. For some reason, drinking
(46:25):
the breast milk made me feel so judge. People are like, wow,
what if she had a blood disease, And here I
am like not, they're cool, Like, I mean, I feel
like breast milk should be considered safe. It must be
pretty rare for people drink that ship a burning man,
and I mean, there'll be blood in cow milk. That's
why I don't drink that ship. But I'm also la
tos and tolerant, but they're do be blood in cow milk.
(46:47):
I just want you to know. Anyways, before we get
out of here, guys, I know y'all gotta get to
fucking or I mean, he got to get the smoke in.
But we're gonna get into our homemale and the homemail
for this week is free the Freak. I think that
this is good because you dealt with women. We've all
dealt with women, um clearly, even you, Adam, so hopefully
we all have some advice for this lady. She said,
(47:09):
great show, ladies, you both are gorgeous. Amandy, you are
my spirit animals. Well thank you. So here's the thing.
I've been dating women for the last fifteen years. After
my last relationship with a woman, I finally decided to
try something new a man. I've been dating a great
guy who treats me amazingly. We've been friends for a
couple of years and I like him a lot. But
the thing is, I'm struggling to really be free with
(47:31):
him sexually. I've used straps and toys in the past,
and I love giving oral sex and pleasing my partner
more so women. Of course, he's very open to whatever
I'd like to do, but I'm still super shy. I'm
gonna tract it to him, and I really feel like
I'm a virgin all over again. It's almost been a year.
Help Me Free the Freak signed the Closeted Freak. She
(47:52):
wants to know how she how she can become more
comfortable with a man after dealing with women for fifteen years.
Do you have any tip? Weethy you went from a
girlfriend going back to men. They were white, but they
were men, So do you have any tip tips on that?
I just know. I don't know after scissors, I just
know you went to white men for a while and
(48:12):
now you black black. But well when we first started
the show, bitch, they were when we first start of
the show, when I when I started dating her again. No,
I mean I think for me to go back into guys,
it's funny because I think it's what whatever feels most
natural to you, right, So, like sometimes it would be
harder for me to get with women solo instead of
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like threesomes. I don't know if you could speak on this, Lenel,
but like threesomes are more comfortable because there's a dick
there and I know what to do, and sometimes solo
lesbian sex was weird. Like I feel that I almost
want to say that my first instinct when I was
listening to you read that was just that she should
maybe bring a girl into there was sex life to
like help her unlock the keys and like it probably
(48:55):
make him super into it. I mean, if if he's
the kind of guy that I'm thinking of, you know,
and then I think, I don't know, I just think
that that way help her. Like, I actually think that
that's great advice. Like if you're trying to still find
your way around the dick, if you bring in another
woman who is bisexual, she can also show you the
things that men may like, because if you've been with
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women for the last fifteen years, you may not know.
Because I'll tell you, eating pussy is way different than
sucking dicking balls. I mean, eating booty holes are the same.
I'm not gonna more complex, to be honest, dick is
so much easier. Yeah, it's just it's just such a
simple thing. And this is why Adam we make no
(49:37):
money on YouTube. I agree, I agree. I just also
think that, um, if this guy is a friend, you
should maybe talk to him see what he's into. I
know he's saying he'll do whatever you're you're into, but
I think that this is a learning curve for you
as well, and maybe this is the time where he
needs to be kind of the teacher and let you know, well,
(49:59):
this is actually what I like my women to do,
and he can walk you through. I think you just
gotta like text him, because texting sometimes it's easier than
having it come out of your mouth because you put
it out in the air and you just wait for
the response. Just text him and say I really want
you to fuck me, but I don't know where to start,
and I'm just gonna really need you. It sounds like
a good sex and control me tonight. Come over at nine,
(50:22):
be a bitch. You're getting fucked and you're welcome. Smoke
a little weed is m I don't know what to say,
and I feel bad to say, like, you know you
need something to like take all those inhibitions away, but
just being honest, if you're sober and you know you
want it, but you're just feeling anxious, that's when I
don't think like alcohol or marijuana is a problem because
(50:43):
to me, if you would have done it sober, but
you're just getting a little like nervy and you don't
know what to do, or you're getting awkward. Just have
something to take the edge off. I don't condone alcohol
or drugs to do something that you don't want to do,
but if you know you want to do it, bit's
go ahead. I ain't gonna lie. I realized I come
and organs in the most when I when I'm sober,
and so I like, I really tried so hard not
(51:04):
to have drunk or high sex anymore. Like I love
my orgasms when I'm sober. I feel like I really
feel at all outside of edibles. But bitch, I'd be
on another planet with them, hose, So I'm really not
talking about those, but sober sex to me, I love
my orgasm sober. But I want to thank you all.
I really wish we could have done a studio interview,
but you know, motherfucking COVID. So Adam, Lenna, where can
(51:25):
our listeners find you? Support you, subscribe to you, let
them know what you have going on and what what
kind of content they can expect from you. Guys, I'm
Lenna the plug on Twitter and Instagram, And if you
don't mind seeing a sexy lady who's also pregnant. You
can check me out with a nice, big old booty.
And I'm a two two on everything. And also I
(51:45):
didn't know Jumper podcast on YouTube in case you're watching
this and you somehow missed that, so uh yeah yeah,
and um, if you guys want, I actually have been
on both of their platforms. So Lenna and I, Um,
I'm on her YouTube and we're talking about egging and
inserting booties and um, I gave Lenna some tips on
trying that out, not sure if Adam allowed her not.
(52:07):
And then of course Adam um almost made me get
canceled because I talked about Nicki minaj Um. So I
actually had to put my ship on private. I got
like Shadow Band and all that ship because of what
I had to say about Nikki. So it was a funk.
I was like, fuck, I shouldn't have said it, but
it was a good time. And the Barbs have revealed
themselves as being spineless because they got behind six nine,
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so you know that they have no real agenda. They
really don't look Actually that's a really really fair point
because see with the Beehive, I don't mind but like
the Bee Hive would have never, they would have never ever.
But Beyonce also stands for something. You know what I'm saying.
Let me just take my bias O. We know Nikki
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don't but the barbs Okay, we're not gonna let me stop.
Let me call the no way they listen to this
podcast anyways, Guys, if y'all want to check that out,
we are going to put Lenna's only Fans link in
the description of this episode, as well as where you
guys can listen to No Jumper on both YouTube and
everywhere you listen to your favorite podcast and maybe might
do a foot job. Let us about have freesome. I'm
(53:11):
just about to, you know what I mean. And and
just so y'all know too, y'all think we'd be working.
We give y'all some patreon Um episodes and we drop
every Monday. But Adam, that motherfucker will be dropping like
two or three episodes a week if you let them. So.
There's a ton of content there and some of your
favorite rappers and rappers you may not have ever heard.
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Oh Jesus, you really interviewed her, you know what I'm
not saying. So we don't have a lot of rappers
on this show because we're not that platform. And I'd
never heard her Freddie Gives before we had them on,
and that motherfucker is dopeus ship and this bitch really
came on and called his kids slow. Have you seen
her face? Oh yes, Selena. Selena really some ship, but
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she'd be cloud chasing like a motherfucker. Come on good.
I'm sorry, but nobody is Cat Stacks. You cannot beat
Cat Stacks. She had her moment. It's just not fair.
There's too many horrors in the world. Now you're late, bitch.
Cat She did it well. And I really just find
that girls trying to come off on rappers. Now you
had Karin Stephens who was famous as for a reason.
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Cat Stack was the first of her craft. You know
what I'm saying anyway out that was my bit, but
this is like new girl like bit. You look too
old to be doing this anyway, I miss cat Stack.
It was a whole era. Well, guys, thank you all
for joining us. I feel like we've been wanting to
to get this set up for so very long. Um,
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and you know I ain't going over to the West
Coast no time soon. Wheezy in Mexico. We don't know
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this has been another episode of horror Decision I e.
Most recently, I went to go see and y'all know,
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I go and get that dick around like four or five.
Am not gonna hold you. I go all the way
to his fucking house and bitch, I'm calling him and
calling him. Mind you he sent my uber, so I'm like, nigga,
you knew I was coming. So I was only I
was only seventeen minutes away too, because of the time
of day. So I get to his house and I'm like,
I'm downstairs, no response. I call his phone two or
(56:32):
three times, no response. I'm literally outside his house at
this point for ten minutes. I'm just like, nigga, you
knew I was coming over, Like what the funk? I'm
not gonna you know, he lives with people, so I
don't know if he lives with people, but people be
at his house like yeah. So I go to call
his phone again, and I started hearing something and I'm like,
(56:54):
what the fuck, bitch. I walked because I'm like, damn,
this nigga left his phone in the car. So I
go to open his car because I see I look
in the window and I see his phone ringing. This
nigga slumped in the car. He passed out before I
made it there, and I'm just like, so I opened
the door to grab his phone and he got to
talk to me like I was somebody else. I'm like,
(57:15):
he's like, oh, hey, that nigga was so tired from
either studio of the club. I don't know what he
was coming from that he fell asleep in of meet
and route to him. But I'm not gonna lie in
that ten minutes. You're right, that sucks. She got fell asleep,
not getting sucked. But I came really hard and stopped him.
It don't matter. That would have sucked me up more
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so than you calling me or well, technically I pushed
him out because I came so hard. So he made
me come so hard that I was like, I need
a break, and he was like ahi cool, and then
he tried to pump me and I was like, yo,
I'm not ready, I like fake fell asleep. One wait
what you fake? I'm not gonna lie for dick that
I didn't want. I've acted like I was dead sleep,
(58:00):
so where it's just like, okay, you gave up. Yeah.
It was at the party and like I was drunk,
but I wasn't that drunk, and like I couldn't drive home,
so I stayed at his house and then he wanted
to have sex and like he was just like doing
too much, Like I don't know what the funk he
was doing. So I just like fake fell asleep and
he was like yo, I was like you to it. Yeah,
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you gotta you gotta hit hit him with the I'm
not gonna even hold you. If I'm a nigga and
I take a bench back to my house and you
faithful asleep, I'm handing you in your hair with my dick. Like, right,
do you remember that video? Not consensually you said this
to me of a guy coming on a girl's face
while she was sleeping. I'm snacking, like you're gonna be up.
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Oh no, no to me. If you if you're coming
over my house and I specifically want the dick, and
for whatever reason, you're tired I'm shaking the funk out
of you with your uber already outside. Your ober's outside.
You gotta go. What are you just on my bed for?
If I'm not cuddling and not getting the dick, you
gotta go because now I already gotta clean my sheets
tomorrow and listen, I live in Brooklyn. But if you
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don't sleep, if you just came over for dick, which
means yeah, I'm gonna be real with you. My nay
could be doing this ship beard Bay. He'ven falling asleep
all the time, and I'd be slapping him away. So see,
like slap him right, I go, I go round. So
he does fall asleep after he nuts the first time,
and then I'll either just like give him a foot
rub or lay between his thighs and maybe I'll fall
(59:26):
asleep a little bit, but then it's like I'll wake
him right up for the second round. But I like
not all of that. I fall asleep when I masturbate
a lot of times, like with my hands, so like
I get it. You know, that's the best way I
fell asleep. The weirdest ways I've ever fallen asleep after
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fucking Oh my god, it's so embarrassing. To be fair,
it was a big bathroom. Here you go with the bullshit.
But it did a bench in it, if that makes
it a better scenario. It was just like Miami, super
like mansion, like Star Island type ship. I don't know.
You guys have New York. You don't know this, but no,
we've been there. Okay, look bitch, they're traveled hose. Don't
do that. Don't have like a haway been in Miami
(01:00:07):
like that. We've been Thank you say that ship. I
tried to not trying to be shady. Okay, New York, y'all,
don't go nowhere New York. New Yorkers be like, yeah,
I was up in fucking Poughkeepsie. I'm like, what's pokeepsie,
(01:00:27):
I don't know what this is? Like a week ago.
I try to make sure that everybody knows what I'm
talking about. So, Star Island and I'm at this dude's
sucking house. I think he played football or something. I
don't know. He was cute, though. We only went on
three days and he had this huge fucking bathroom, and
I was like, I kept going on about the bathroom.
He kept trying to take me to his bedroom. And
I was like, well, let's take it back because we
could both fit in here. So once we fucked in
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the bathtibe, it was drained. He sucked the ship out
of me, and honestly I probably was like, really fucked up.
But there I woke up on a very flush rock.
Well there you go. You know I never saw you know?
There there we got And to be real with you,
when I woke up, he wasn't. He wasn't. Well, we're
gonna go ahead and get into our horrible decision. But
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before we do, um, we're gonna ask one of you
guys to leave so that we can talk to one
of your amazing you're your third one. Here we go. Now,
y'all two got to debate this ship. Rock there we
rock papers? Wait, what the what is the hope? And
why are you playing? What's rock paper? Scis a hole