"BECOMING A CHAMPION!" w/ Lance Bass, Michael Turchin, Gareth Reynolds and Liza Treyger!

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You will you accept this wallpaper? I? Oh my god,
I have to say my wallpaper Prouge is it? He's
best known as my wallpaper. Hello, Welcome to another episode

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of Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arden Marine.
Come to you from my Booshe garage in Los Angeles, California.
You guys, now, our rookie is not here yet, and
I'm about I'm planning something that's going to be an
epic fail because I didn't I didn't count on the
fact that not everybody is wired just like me, which
is like loving party, loving a surprise, loving a present.

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Here we go, but we'll we'll get to him with
me today and I've written it all out. Let's start
to my right is a man who really won your
hearts through eternity. He is the Dracula of our podcast.
He has one of the most popular podcasts on Earth,
called The Dollarp that may or may not be downloaded

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five million times a month. Is that true? Well, like,
we don't know, We're not sure. We're still figuring it out,
We're still counting we're doing the dimples in the chat.
He was he's an actor or writer, a stand up comedian.
He was a writer on Arrested Development. He's a writer
on You're the Worst. Um. He has a comedy album out.

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What it tell us about your comedy album? It's an
hour of me doing stand up comedy. What is it
called Riddled with Disease? Okay? Which now to think about
it isn't a great name to just say as a plug.
Better to give contact. Do you have COVID? Is it
a new album? Yeah, yeah, it's about a month old.

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It's about my December wearing a mask. No, it's coming off.
I have one of those mouth holes cut out in
the mass my electrician that wears it like a like
a chin diaper. Those are the best. Those are my
favorite people. Thank you so much for coming or in
the airport where if you have a coffee you're like,
I don't need to wear it right, just if you

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have a prop coffee, you're like, that's good enough. Apole
ladies and gentleman, gretl. How are you, Garrett? Pretty good?
Thank you for having me? Oh my god, thank you
so much. What a week across from me is a
man who says on his Instagram that he is a
Frosted Tips survivor. I would say he's best known as

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half of the future Amazing race team Razzle and double
with Me, with Me. I still think about it often
as I'm training and I say out loud, I'm training
to become a champion? Are you watching this season? Should
I be? I think? Was that the season we were
supposed to? What we have? One? Yes? Okay? With the
perfect season to be Okay? Now okay, I guess I

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need to continue going. He is also a zaddie. He
is a total zaddie of Alexander and Violet Um. He
might you might know him from a little band called
in Sync, but most importantly you know him as his
role as Raisin mores More had from the series and

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stational Razzle and Dazzle Ladies and gentlemen, lass back, thank
you so much, so hot, so hot? How is father
who treating you? It has been better than we could
have ever imagined. Now, if you're not following Lance's Instagram
and saying babies and fun wigs, now, that is enough
to make me want to have a baby. Yeah, wigs

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and it really suits them well. One looks like Chucky.
She wears the wig and the other one just looks
like he's auditioning for hairspray. Didn't get the part. Uh
not yet, We're still working on it. Okay, okay, also
with us, you heard another hot zaddie. Don't even kid
on yourself bailing it in the Zaddie department. He's also

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an incredible painter and he is married to half of
Team Wressell and Dabble and both known as the husband
of Raising More the Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Church. And
now here's my here's what we're waiting for it and
this is going to be an epic failm here's the them.
Lisa Tragger our Ki of the mention that she loves

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boy bands, we mentioned that you sometimes did our podcast,
she got all excited. Um. We told her today that
Carl Tart was going to be on UM and so
she We totally gave her a leader called time. But
then she's extra late now, so we started without her.
We're going to have Lance hide and pop out, and
I think she's enough of a stoner that she's not

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going to give me the reaction that I want. But
we will film it and um see her go oh hey, okay,
wait here, but maybe she's a back she boy fan.
What if she's like she also like she also like
you look crazy. Okay, I'm looking through the crack at
the gate and I see some movement. You're looking through.

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An amazing job you're doing over there, Katie to see
she's here. She just parked. Okay, okay, you hide, you
hide and get up and get your camera right. Very
understated Lance really gave it was like, yeah, like, oh god,

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Michael's like, I know that feels. I'm happy to see
all of you two. It's exactly as I guess. But
what did you get? I guess that I was, and

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I was gonna be like, oh, hi, this is Michael. Hello,
Michael Joey for Tones in the Bush. But we're just
gonna keep it stay he's renting. Hi, Hello, I bring you.

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I know this is and what an episode? What appen?
We're already recording the podcast. We're actually already recording for real.
We recorded your entrance. Oh great, okay, because the intros
make me uncomfortable because they're too kind, too much. Hey,
how did your podcast go? It's been exciting? Yeah, it
was fun. I can't get people that actually I fight
with to come on. But I had a great friendship

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coach and this this comes out tomorrow, right, So my
guest today Wednesday is from Yellow Jackets. Yeah, we have
Coach Ben on so that's a huge moment for n
Do you have any enemies that you could be on
the show. Yeah, I'm sure I have a few out there, yeah, Michael,
Yeah that you hate them or they hate you or mutual,

(08:36):
probably mutual, Probably mutual. Yeah, I don't know who we're
talking about. Just there. How do you guys know each other? Um,
we first did well, we're going to be an amazing
rais part her. Wow, we have to actually do that.
So how do your kids need to be for I
don't think it's it's one month? A yeah, it's one month.

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Now's the time? Yeah? Right now, I don't even know
who I am. I don't know what is a good
age to leave your kids for a month. I don't know,
three months, whatever age they are when we have a
full time nanny's the age? Yeah, it could be any time.
They can us reach out and just sort of like
gather their interest and say when we lose episode nine,

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if you could just go home to your kids. Yeah. True,
And I'm telling you this season would have been so
great beyond cause we would have won. Yeah, it's celeb
amazing race now because it's internet famous that this year,
this year it is. Yeah, I think at least everyone
on the show people really gone. That is tough during
COVID to call someone. You know, they got to episode

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three and then you know, COVID happened and then they
had to wait a year and a half to finish that.
That would have been us, That would have been That
would have been a good season. God, we would have
washed idiots on it every time. I like aug and stuff.
I still think I'm in training, Like I'm like getting
my lungs in shape to be a champion with Lance.

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That's what I do when I'm in an uncomfortable position
I don't want to be and I pretend I'm on
Survivor and I have to get through it. So that's good.
I like that. Like that, Like when I want to
put my hand, are like groceries or two, I'm like, no, yeah,
I actually think that heavy stuff. I do think that

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I'm gonna with the heavy stuff. I think I need
to build my weight strength for Lance, because I'm not
as strong as Lance needs for a partner. But I'm fast,
I can drive a stick shift. I'm pleasant. You can
squeeze into things. I can squeeze into things. I'm brave
and I'm good at I'm picking out like like puzzles.
I'm good at like the logic games of it. I

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could eat the ship if I have to. He's the
heights guy. Just don't put me in a cave. Well, yeah,
I don't like to be feel like I'm being buried
or with a lot of heights things going on that
would have been I'm attached to something. I'm good. It's
just that, you know, eventually it was going to have
to be me. Eventually you would have taken all the height.

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Eventually it would have been my heights turn. There's this
one contestant and he makes his wife who's deadly afraid
any heights, do everything that requires heights and basically dies
every episode. That's a good relation. I think I could
be married after here. Okay with Us is also our
amazing production team dr Anna Arianna, Danna, Anna, Hannah, Montana,

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Tanna a Hi, Tanna, how are you? And Katie Levine Hello, Queen,
how are you. I'm good. I see you in your
well fitted K and nine I do. I got one
from well before dot Com and it's made. It's the
small size and it has adjustable ears so actually fit.
Now we all know. We all now know what our

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snout sizes. I also want to say before we get going,
Lance and Michael came to the house through the podcast
about two or three years ago and saw the explosion
of wallpaper here. We then went to Walnut Wallpaper and

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were just for like an outing. It was like the
first like maybe you should try a little crystal meth.
They have since wallpapered every surface, gave us a sweet
little taste every surface. One of the children's wallpaper changed
his name to Wally. All right. Overall, I give this

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episode a five out of five stars. And I gotta
tell you the amount of texts that were flying between
everybody was like, now we understand why the women hate
him because the second he sent Elizabeth home and he kept,
as somebody tweeted to us, shrimp Nane. He kept shrimp Nane.

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That is when I mean, Garrett, Katie, everybody texted me,
talk to me about how you felt about this episode.
I have a question. Yes, yes, yes, um, since you
got I'm I'm in the rookie this year, would they
bring Elizabeth to be the bachelorette or she too? Inconsequence,
there's no in hell they would chose. I just don't

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know the world. They have to make it a little
farther down the road. Okay, yea. They didn't make it
to like the top six. She got shafted. But she
also wasn't like super likable, like you know, like I mean, like,
she wasn't super popular compared to the shrimp, you're super popular.
Those producers would have made sure she stayed okay, because
I'm turned on. I really like when someone is calm

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and collected while chaos is insane that I've never seen
a contestant like her. I thought she was the most
mature contestant. She didn't take the bait a lot of
the times, which she did not shp well. She was.
She's a bachelor like elder. She's thirty two. Like a
few years ago. There's one season and the one girl

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kept calling this other girl like a grandma. You're so old?
Why are you hearing she was thirty one? Why are
you even here? But you can't even have children for him.
She's like, I'm thirty one, You're Barren, Barren hag my
Mike picking up? Can you hear in my mind? Okay? Great? Great,
I love it. I mean my my voice carries there's

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no part of my voice that is not cut through. Okaylievably.
I'm still reliving my surprise. That was really fun. Now
it's hitting there. I said that you weren't gonna give it.
You know you're gonna be like okay, and that is

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exactly what happened. I guess we're all so excited to
get it a gummy. How are you feeling? What are
you feeling? I'm so giddy, but I'm also touched at
the orchestration of it all. Yeah. We like to get her.
We like you, We like to we like we're we

(15:10):
like to get people present. No, I feel really welcomed
by this new Bachelor Nation. Yeah, you've been a hit
with the vans. I've been having fun. Will you accept
the shrimp? You need to know in the history now
you may not know this either. There was a few
once upon a time down south of the border in
Mexico where Lance has been a house on Bachelor in

(15:32):
Paradise um, there was a character who loves scalops, and
they called her scalop fingers and to the point where
were Wells eventually put scalops on each of his fingers
because she smelled her fingers smelled like scalops, and the
specifically they were like at a restaurant, she like took
all the scalops from the table and brought them home

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with her and then she's like in the van that's
eating them girls and she's like, oh, my fingers smell
like scalops. Those are like stop eating. Does anyone else
have that disease? And fun actual fact, I've never had
a scalop since then. They has repulsed me so much,
scalp fingers. I can never have scalops. Years of scalop.

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She was the virgin, Yeah, yeah, that's right. She was
the virgin. And then she went on that weird dating shows,
the Proposal where you had to propose without seeing somebody.
That she was on that and I think she didn't
get picked. And then we met her in Nashville and
I sat next to her all night and she was
telling you how she left her job after the Bachelor

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for networking. Yeah, she worked at a dental office, and
she loved it. And then she worked at a dent
She worked at a dental topic and she left it
for networking after she was on the Best, after she
was on the Bachelor. Can you imagine her fingers being
in her mouth? Absolute realization. But do you think she's

(16:57):
always left scalops or this was a new awakening for
her in this resortood before? Right there. I think a
lot of them there's no gem and I think that
it's like low carb, high protein way for them to
kind of keep tight in their thong bikinis. Right yeah,
I'll go that. That's my theory. Otherwise, why would you, Gareth?

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Have you ever pounded? Have you? There's a band pounded
scope once every summer the famine. I'd hit the road.
I'd eat him like salt potato chips. That's my super Bowl. Yeah,
trips with the family. But I'm sitting the car overnight

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slow cook the Grand Canyon returned to the car the
scalopon bill like a ocean van. People like do you
serve like no, just have a trunk full of seafood
that would be here, that would be here to alligating

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if you were the badgelor I forgot your fingers. I
don't know what you I don't know your last name.
I don't need to. Okay, here we are here, we
are here, we are the women all Hey, shrimp Nane.

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It's the pre road Ceremony's Elizabeth versus shrimp Nane. Clayton
was like, this was a really challenging week. I feel somber.
All of them are sitting around in their weird gowns.
Their gowns feel very dated. Um Brandon Warehouse, very popular character,

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didn't get that spin off praising Morehouse as a pageant coach.
Do these gowns feel dated? Dude? Do you think they
can have a cooler look for these women? Yeah? Do
do you think they bring those gowns? They're like basement
full of girl dynasty gowns. So there's an expert from
Hannaby's book where she talked about that one God bless yes.

(19:08):
But I said to me, she said that like she
got like, um, she used to do pageants. So the
lady who used to do dresses lent her a bunch
to bring. Apparently, according to the people we've met you,
they tell you sort of potential outing. You get two
suitcases which feels like tight packing. And then if you
make it I think to like hump City, if you

(19:30):
make it to the bone Zone, then they'll give you
this special parker if you're in like Lapland Iceland, or
they'll give you the final like if you make it
sort of to the final three episodes, they'll give you stuff,
but you have to sort of provide like gowns and activewear,
and like do they ever repeat outfits? Great question. I've
never seen them. I've never had a repeated dress, but
I feel like maybe active probably have ably active where

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like when they're in the house, So you have to
bring enough dresses for every ros into pack them into.
It's a lot of dresses unless they can, unless they
can like ship out some and ship some in. I
think too. I think it's two suitcases, but they're the
big suitcases in the check size. You get eliminated right away,

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and that's a horrible pack you've just gone through. Yeah,
oh yeah, they're not paying for those. Think a lot
of them by like from those like fast fashions. Of
course they do. Some of them look real cheap. I would.
I mean, it's a lot to afford it all from
shine and by the way they're but they're young and
their bodies are crazy, So like, who care? I just

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packed scalops, both cases, scalop, scalop, scalp. So then and
Elizabeth are sitting outside talking and Elizabeth goes, I just
love to know what is happening in that brain of hers.
She told me to funk off in the house. She goes,
you are Toxic's like, now you are? You are bowing?

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She goes, can you define a circumstance where I bully do?
And here we go shrimp and the people I made shrimp.
I brought the shrimp out and I served it too
the women and nobody, everybody ate your shrimp. You were there?
I was not there. I was upstairs calming down. No,
now you're in the thing. I brought out the shrimp

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and I was like, excuse me, I also made shrimp.
Would you like my shrimp? And then, even though she
had only made the other Elizabeth, it only made fifteen shrimp,
of which Ena had taken eight of them. I don't
know how they could have been filled with seven shrimp total.
Nobody took her shrimp. Shrimp, Yeah, they're called Lisa, What
did you think of shrimp Gate? I loved it. I

(21:44):
love I love shrimp, I loved all of it. I
love madness um. But I I just wish they could
be like, yeah, we don't like you, and I wish
they could go to Clayton go we all don't like her. Yeah,
maybe you take that into account with your I get
that she gives you a boner. I mean that, like,
I'm sorry to go ahead, but that was really hot.
Yeah it was. It was. But I wish they could

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just be like, we don't like her, and why do
we have to pretend like, yeah, contestants gun shy because
if you watched the previous seasons, anyone that does, you know,
tattle on someone, right, they get out there, right, you're right, Lad,
you're right. Today's tattling and getting you know, she's a

(22:28):
really good japettle. I mean, that's the fact. From that
I'm going back when she's like, I don't think she's
here for the right reasons because she was friends with
me the first day and the second day I didn't
get the proper eye contact from her, So clearly she's
here for the wrong reasons for you. Yea worked, and
it works. And by the way, as we all go
back this is just all because Elizabeth sat next to

(22:49):
him in that fake classroom and like had a moment
where he kind of flirted with her. But like that's nothing,
like Elizabeth did nothing a single wife female. Garrett talked
to me, it's psychotic. I mean it is. I don't
understand what her play is because this can't go on.

(23:09):
But you know, he's like made off. You look like
them right now. Bomb. I want to talk about it,
but I've planted bomb. But I just like, let's say
they do end up together and then he watches said
he's gonna be like, wait what this is all a ruse?
And hope I hope he don't. I would be amazing.
I hope. I fear you could call him Channaton. You're

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speaking of names, How do you pronounce his name? Because
there's not that Clayton. Clayton. I had the tea. I
don't have the team Clayton. I can't say that to Clayton.
There's Clayton, but this clay just like my cat is Mitten,

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is Clayton Ya now, Anna, I think you might say Clayton.
I say Clinton. Good, Michael says Clayton. No. I used
to know I says, but I used to do that

(24:24):
years ago, and I finally was able to do that.
I don't know how to do that for Miami bes.
You say button with D's not even tea, but I
say it. I say it with D's button, but said

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it properly, said there's no tea or this. But yeah,
that was button. Yeah I didn't get it. No one
taught me that, but I made that. Was someone once
in Their last name was Button and I loved I
liked it. You did hot tub? How did your make out?
How did your your lovers get away go? In town?
Last week? Oh my god? I asked the person to

(25:10):
leave twenty minutes in. I was just the vibe was
not good and I couldn't overcome it and I wasn't
gonna funck and I never wanted to see this person again.
So I just went, hey, I'm so sorry, but I
really not feeling this right wow. And then they were
still nice. She was like, oh, do you do you
I'm gonna go out to eat and I was like,

(25:30):
I'm sorry, this is not what I envisioned. I'm sorry.
And then she brought me a present and sexually disappoint you.
I've got I've got big divorce energy right now. No.
I was like, do you still want that? Do you

(25:50):
want do you want the gift back? And what was
the gift? It was? It's like a big Teal oversized
T shirt with Snoopy at the beach with like seashells
all over it. It's like very nice. Um, yeah, this
is the thing. I was in New Orleans and I
got really slutty. And you know, on vacation you can
invite people to a hotel. Yeah, I think I learned
a nice lesson where you can't just you can't invite

(26:13):
people to your home. There has to be a sexpiration date.
You have to be leaving. Yeah. So, um, I will
not do that again. Okay, I'm about but we nothing, Okay,
so but I'm so. Then she goes she's like, she goes,
no one turned around when I brought the shrimp out,

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and Elizabeth goes, why is that my responsibility? And then
she ran therapy like you could just tell yes, because
remember she said a D H D my ass right,
So you can see she's worked on like like she's
she's aware of herself. She's like worked on herself. Elizabeth
is like Elizabeth is coming at her. I feel like,

(26:54):
I'm sorry she is coming out Elizabeth. I felt like
Elizabeth was very healthy. I felt Elizabeth was one of
the healthiest contestants they've ever had on this. Yeah, that's
why she had to go. Yeah, did not work there.
And you could see her looking at him being like oh,
like you could see her wanting to leave, kind of
going like this idiot is like believing this ding dong,

(27:17):
like I don't know, she was better than them. So
then Clayton walked away and she's like, um, so then
Clean walks away and then he's like, whoa, they're talking
about shrimping the hot job way. My mind is blown. Um,
I feel like Big Shrimp is like funding the Bachelor
of the City. It is so that she goes, Elizabeth goes, sweetheart,

(27:40):
you're gonna make friends if you can just apologize. Sweetheart
is a little belittling for somebody your own age to
call you sweetheart. And then she goes, so she goes,
you can make friends if you apologize, and then she goes,
were you in the hot top? Were you on the
hot top? And then she said this, I'm going to
respectfully again remove myself from this kind versation because I

(28:00):
am a lady. And then she said a big one.
She said um, and then she goes, oh my god,
she just called me back to Bernanna. Tell me all
your thoughts. Did you love it? Did you? I? Actually
I understood Elizabeth had got I mean, I thought Elizabeth
handled it the whole time until that last moment where

(28:22):
she's like, you dumb bitch, I'm finally gonna be really condescending.
But then a big one because he's like real, exactly
the same she is real, She's so thick you can
see her, Garrett, did you love the big one? Did

(28:42):
you love her? Look? We all I mean, you want
she to go, but I can't have her leave. No,
it's too good. But that line is like, that's like
on Seinfeld when the guy says Elene has a big head,
and it's like, what the fun Like, it's just it's
just a terrible thing to say. But she's walking away,
so she's processing on a lone walk and then she's like,

(29:05):
I think she called me fast. Name was crafted in
a lab by Russian. She is no class. Did you
love it? Did you love it? Yeah? Look, I'm sad
that Elizabeth left because you would think as you know
a producer, you'd want those two to just keep because
this only storyline going on. Thank you, only storyline for

(29:25):
the first with three or four episodes. Now, yes, and
you got rid of this this fight. Yeah, what you did?
They should have been the two on one. Now next,
will you explain to our rookie with the two on one?
Is it's a classic scrat I staw premiers for next week.
Usually they like to put two people against each other
and then put them on a two on one, knowing

(29:47):
that one of them is going to be kicked off
the ship. Like the seasons passed. They all abandon you,
like on a clipse edge, like but like where you
look like you're like stuck for the rest of your life,
and like there's like a helicopter. They helicopter away, and
then there's just you crying alone on like a cliff's
edge on an island stock like or like buy a blowhole,

(30:08):
like by a blowhole by the sea someplace really like
dangerous and you're like stuck somewhere like by a volcano
or something volcano. If you survived for two days, you
get to go back into that. I'm not dead yet.
No one's ever made it though, just writing Clayton in

(30:37):
the sand with a stick talk to us, sell us
off your thoughts so far of what's happening in the
shrimp Gate. But the big one she Clayton, the two
on one, I mean, is just I mean, I think
I'm actually I agree, Like I'd be scared of that
woman if I had to be in the same house

(30:58):
as her. Sure, Like the way she's just called every
went up for being a liar when she admitted in
her little but he bought it. Yeah, I mean, she's
just what she tele. She referred to herself as the
character I'm playing. Michael. Have we ever seen I contested

(31:18):
that is that open about their lives? Um? No, Usually
at least they try to hide it a little bit,
like they can just be pathologically crazy, Like I never
said that at all, but and they just did. But
now she's just owning it. She's incredible. She's changing the
villain game. I feel like shef she should be a

(31:38):
house Ramona Sanger House and Ramona and like, uh, what's
her name? Leah, Ramona Andreda Ohio. We need to do
the really small town. Remember, she's like there are sixty
people that's her now, we were saying before the episode started,
while we were reading for Your Big, Bigger Deal, is like, um,

(32:01):
how Cassidy she was actually the number two villain, And
how jealous Cassidy must be watching her creation just like
really morph into almost like Audrey two from a little
Shop of horrors, like this taken over, I've made you
feed me? Well here a little behind it, but my

(32:24):
favorite n a line that I can't wait to say
is where's your Dalmatians? Bitch? She goes, Elizabeth looks like
Carolla Deville and then she did a double lip smack
and then she says, um, burn your Dalmatians, bitch? Is
that what she said? Okay, I can burn this, That's how.

(32:47):
And then and then Shane goes before the rose ceremony
and gets the producer planted shrimp sushi. Michael, were you
loving that? I was loving it? She like, I'm having
some shrimp. Anybody wants some shrimp? And she kept going
on and on like, no, seriously, guys, these are amazing shrimp.
You should all have some shrimps. Aside from Chad, who

(33:09):
ate the meat. We've never seen them eat on camera, no, never, never.
They yam eating the yam with his fist and the
meat and then like this we never we in Paradise,
they eat, they don't eat here, you don't You're not
allowed to eat in Calabasas. We can't eat in Calabassa.
Sick Ross girls eat. So then and then somebody goes, yeah, no,

(33:29):
we're not here for shrimp gate. And then Jill goes,
I just lost brain cells due to shrimp Gate. And
then Genevieve is like this. Genevieve decides to get into
the ring with and she's like you, And then in
walks Jesse Palmer and Nevero was like Clint, I know

(33:58):
they like exactly like and He's like, look, Clayton, Clayton,
he's exhausted, he's not in a good headspace. He's canceling
the cocktail party. And Jill was like, fuck that. And
then Elizabeth is like she lets, she snaps, she starts crying.
She's like, feel it, I'm my gool some of my
best some of my best some of my best girlfriends

(34:20):
in the world might go home. I'm so torn apart.
She's been there like six days. They're her best girlfriends
in the world. Um, and then it's the final roses
between Elizabeth and Cheney and they cut Elizabeth and I wrote,
and that is why they hate him. And then you
texted me right at that moment, so we should call

(34:40):
him hate him instead of yeah, hated. But this gave
me so much knowledge for the world. This is like,
now I understand when men are with crazy, crazy women
what is happening in their world. But they're like getting
it's just wild. They've only made out, but yeah, it's
all is. Suddenly the world made sense to me after

(35:02):
seeing this these interactions because because they see what if
they're horny for somebody, and I guess women do it too,
like if you're so hot for somebody, you're like like no, no, no,
they're fine. You can sort of justify things. Or even
this weekend at the comedy club, girl blacked out such
a mess. You know, I was being nice but like
so annoying, and this guy just sobers hell, Like I'm

(35:23):
driving tonight, chill as hell, and it's like, I bet
she is just fucking your brains out all the time.
You're messed with her, Because it was like, how is
this working rights? That's why it's like because to me,
I'd be like, look, there's a there's a lot of
shrimp in the ocean. You have plenty of eligible. But
he knows it's set up where he gets to pick

(35:45):
three and like it's cool if he has sex with
three of them. So he but I mean, it's the
long game. It's the long Who does he bost want
to have sex with? I'm gonna say he's I mean,
his brain has been hacked. He's got brain works. And
it's also it's also like such a short period of time,
Like we're watching get spread out over ten weeks. This

(36:06):
is all like a three week period, So he does
has to wait three weeks and he gets to have
He like that she's a victim, Like he's definitely buying it.
But that's why whoever made the point of like they
should all get together, Like you should all get together
and just be like just band together, just like why
didn't they? Why don't know? It's like listen, she's absolutely crazy.

(36:30):
She's insane, Like what like, yeah, they just don't do it.
They don't sit there and then when he picks her,
they're all just like quiet. If I was in that
room and that, I'd be like, God, damn it, are
you out of your fucking mind. I was just then
Sira and not to get a hipo. When he brings
it up later, he's like, I'm so sick of hearing
about this. It's like, yeah, because you kept the crazy

(36:51):
you did that everybody hates. Okay, before we go to
the break, does anybody have any final thoughts on She
and Elizabeth Shrimp shrimp? I'm seriously still think about that
scalop story. Yeah, scop, I can't have more than five scalops.
Think about you can have a lot of shrimp. You
love shrimp. I could eat forty shrimp nowhere, say yeah,

(37:12):
shrimp all day. But the fingers don't smell as much
as scalps, the texture of scalops as you if you
just google scalp fingers and that's it, Oh god, oh no,
what do you get? We just pulls up a picture
of her scalop fingers whose yeah, I don't know. Here

(37:34):
we go, Oh my god, you gotta make it bigger?
Can you make it bigger? Yeah? The Internet? If you
just google, she will forever be. She was initially the virgin,
and then she became she became scalop fingers. Mine goes
to Porner. Oh yeah, okay, that's her name again, Christian Christian.
Christian Christian is the drinking game word shrimp or scalop

(37:56):
during this episode, Yeah everyone was wasted. Yeah, oh my god,
all right, we're gonna take a quick break movie right back. Oh,
bone zone. Time for the bone Zone and we're back.

(38:26):
She is busy doing a victory lap after her big win,
and she goes, dang dung, the witch is dead. I
check her down, Clay and believe me, Michael to you. Yeah,
and still just curious, like what is her end game?

(38:47):
Because don't think of an end game becoming an influencer,
getting Instagram followers, becoming famous. Giving her too much credit.
This is a person that is that's when you're against me,
you look another way, and that's he does not think
of the next You don't think that she came on
and thought I can become the star of the season

(39:07):
and get the most followers and be the best villain
they ever have. I think you're giving her too much credit.
I think she's the girl that does this when she
waitressed in high school and whatever her jobs on a
plane at her cousin's wedding, this is her, she said,
her cousin's wedding, going to her cousin, grabbing her like
your bridesmaid is being mean to me. This is a narcissist,

(39:28):
This is a lunit. You're like, oh, she's calculating, No
fucking way. You're from a little town. I mean, how
you operate? How do you get so affective with a
people in your town? I don't understand because I'm also
from a small town. The internet now and she's really pretty.

(39:49):
I did not grow up as that girl in high school,
you know what I mean. I wasn't. I'm sure she
was the lead cheer leader, and that sucks you up
personality wise. You don't grow when everyone wants to f
at such a young age. It's hard to developsy How
is that for you here? Yeah, well it was not
easy when you grow up as the hot one and
everybody wants to bang you. Of course, it changes your perception.

(40:11):
I mean, after years of immersive therapy, you learn to
become a human again, like a while though. Okay, so
she's like I one, Elizabeth is gone? Was she lying?
Don't get in my way? I am here to one.
You will get cut, you will get sent home, walked

(40:34):
down the driveway and your heels crying. Remarkable. I mean
they might have been shooting these being like I mean,
is she being prodded by production? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, those
are just lemon you're getting lemon pieces. It's not how's
the well water calcium us from the lemon tary? I

(40:58):
rinsed the sea monkey water just so everyone knows. Scalops. Yes,
like the sea monkeys. I didn't want to waste the water. No,
of course you shouldn't. I couldn't get all the sea
monkeys out. I like a carbonated you know there's an adult.

(41:18):
Everybody's gonna have a pet. I think of the sea.
I get very attached. Mittens is a sea monkey? Really amazing?
Word so much. I'm not a cat named gloves. Does
that affect you in anyway? Do they have thumbs? Yeah?
I think I don't know. Do cats have particulous? No,
Mittens does what I call gloves mittens all the time

(41:44):
on AXT. It actually makes me feel better. As long
as Mittens is your number one's favorite cat name, I
can accept gloves. Okay. My fame is always like it's gloves,
and you're like, what if I call her Mittens? Okay,
So here we go. Mitted can here mitt tims ens
playtons go over. So then Gabby is crying. I don't

(42:06):
know why. It's contagious. So then um she goes um.
So then she's like crying. She's like nobody wants to
speak to but somebody texted me that she's like your
fun pill friend who's on pills. About the entire time.
She looks like she's full on wasted in everything. She's
a durable and she's like, you're fun from this on pills.
It's like she's a good time. She's your number one.

(42:30):
Is even he wanted to bone her your personal number
one on the beach? Oh yeah yeah yeah, now that
I hear that she has pills, I love her grandma,
she's thirty years ago. Oh my perfect, nice little So

(42:54):
then so then Jesse um is like goes, Clayton is
having a really hard time. There's not going to be
a date here in l A. We're going to hit
the hay because we're going to a world class city
full of energy, a world class, world class city full
of the hotel I was at last confusing. Yeah, I

(43:18):
was just at this hotel in Houston. It wasn't a
world class city filled with energy. Um, I actually it's
such a lovely dinner and your bloody. I banged in
New Orleans, but Houston. I you know, my friend was
living in a hotel. He's been like at the school,
at that hotel, at that that hotel. Um, we smoked joints.

(43:39):
Inside was a beautiful pent house. And then we went
out to dinner. Was lovely. I did like Houston more
than I ever thought. What stand up club did you
do there? I opened for Fortune them Ster so we
were at a theater. I love Fortune. No, it was
me Fortune, and then her wife, Jackson and the little
angel dog. There's a pomeranial there. Yeah, big so. Then NASA,

(44:00):
Oh yeah, you guys don't think it that Lance is
an astronaut. Waitin astronaut. So when we are on Amazing,
when Team Razzle Dazzle gets rocketed into space, one of
us has been trained. Now since you've been to space
from there, doesn't feel Earth. So then he goes, WHOA,

(44:29):
I have friends who live in Houston, so it feels
almost like home. Knock, knock, knock. And then he was
more excited to see his best talk to me, talk
to me, Michael Clarence's best friend. I know, I was like,
do we have another Colton on our hands? Yes, you
guys from the beginning started my mom my, mom. No,

(44:52):
he's very excited to see his friends. Never excited any
of the girls. I note the Coulton documentary is actually
really good. Said Okay, I was at I was at
the first season's Maui and and I saw he and
his Zaddie and they were cute. They just bought a

(45:14):
house in Sherman. Do they need wallpapers? Okay? So then
knock knock, and he's like, the love of my life
Clarence is here. And he's like, you know what, I
don't know. There's like so many women that I love.
I don't know how I'm gonna narrow it down. I
could fall for any of them. It's hard to wear
a mask and glasses good just thinking about him talking

(45:39):
at Clarence. Relax, I'm sorry guy. So then um, Rachel
gets the one on one Kenny, did you pick her
as your number one? She's gonna win, he said the
same thing today. So they did the full leg rap

(45:59):
jump greed bort and he's like, this is what I
do a lot in Missouri. I go horse riding. I'm like,
I bet you've never been horseback, never like he's a
like converted center. Maybe that's what looks like. Okay, I'm
gonna say this from behind sometimes and I'm sure from

(46:24):
behind so like I always have like food in my teeth.
I'm gonna tell you like I am, I am my raccoon,
I'm a hot mess ex swiss, I'm not. I've noticed
there's a lot of shots whoever is styling him. He
always has like a bunch of fabrics sort of right
up his ass crack. Like there's like like they like film,
like the tops are too tight because he's so he's center,

(46:46):
and then there's like a slate. There's a lot of
like widgy shots from behind, and I feel like they
were like looking at the horse and I was distracted
by like he's like fabric up his ass crack. I
didn't notice that. I didn't attention. Now, my god. Side notes,
side We had the most wonderful email from a listener
who pointed out in his first few episodes he had

(47:09):
like he get excited and he had like a lizard tongue.
And I was like, can you please explain or send
me an example? And she literally took the day and
made us a YouTube video. I'll show you guys at
the break. We'll put it up on face on our
Facebook page. Isn't it incredible? He had used to he
would be excited when he when he would check somebody out.

(47:29):
He like, he just kept doing that and so she
so she. I think they coached him out of it,
like episode three. I wonder because it's the first episode.
Was he nervous for I thought you have like he
had a split tongue, like a like a punk girl.
It's just seeing if there's a made around. But our

(47:52):
son is doing the same part. Yeah, he's three and
a half months. Yea. It makes our assistant at least
some very uncomfortable change his now fires fingers take, Well,

(48:15):
there's it's only when you change him too, and he's
naked on the old pad. No. I was just telling
everyone to off like British people. Oh okay, So then
they go, I gotta say now again. They never talks
about anything with anyone. They stumble they go horseback riding

(48:37):
and um, they stumble upon this family crazy. This is
like nay level insane. The most organized hot dogs beer
like like like anybody that throws a barbecue. It's like
a fun mess like nobody it was. So it would

(48:59):
go like a home good dad for like it's like
a presidential photo of where you're just like you. I mean, yeah,
he's like, wow, it's so random. Did I noticed the
fake ivy wall like so I was like it was like,
look like when they film on like the Fox Lot
and for like Modern Family, I always noticed that it
would be like these fake ivy walls. I'm like, that's
just the fun. And they weren't even like perfectly put

(49:20):
together little off the rims looked good though. I think
I just the and by the way somebody else treated
us that that woman, that extra that they hired asked,
asked whatever her Rachel more questions than how many brothers
and sisters? Yeah, like how many kids do you want?

(49:42):
Like she was more inquisitive than I mean, you just said, oh,
I don't even know your last name. You don't know,
like that's not even important, Like well it kind of important.
At least that put in the form of a question.
You know. They got to episode four and they're like,
you know what, we don't have any like Asian she
cut them. We have to figure out something to get legitimately, Yes,

(50:05):
what's called Central casting Azon barbecue family and then in
the middle of Houston, and he was like, He's like
and so he says to them, she's beautiful inside it out.
So then they're grilling and then um, he's like, you know,
I just need to know that she can hang with
my family or the stranger family that we just like invaded.

(50:28):
I need to know that chicken barbecue with actors. Yeah,
she goes, I feel seen by Clayton. I want four kids.
And then she was so smart when you go on
the Bachelor and when I go on the Bachelor, we
need to remember to whisper on our date. She goes
and he was like wait what, like like, what did

(50:50):
you say? And then she whispers, I'm so I'm so
happy to be here whisper. And then and then they
go on a boat dock and then he I don't
even know your last name, and she's like, it's Ray Again.
He's like, whoa, I'm so happy to be here with you.
It's Rachel, Rachel. And then he goes, I just want

(51:13):
to pause time. And then they kiss and they start whispering.
Everybody's whispering, and I'd been like what He's like, please
don't be over me tomorrow. I've been And then and then, um,
he can see that he's smiling. They he likes her.

(51:35):
And then she goes, I have one thing on my mind. Um,
I'm confused. I have a question. And then he goes,
he's playing a joke. He said, how did a woman
so beautiful with such a badass job? How are you here?
It's like, oh my god, he scared me. You are
always surprising me. You never know. He's like, I try,
I surprised and I still don't know you. And then

(51:59):
she goes, this was actually, to me, the most interesting
thing that's been said the entire season. This is the
first time we've hadn't heard a woman mentioned her career
any of them. So she's like, I have a career.
In my last relationship, it's a big job. I knew
I wanted to be a pilot from when I was
a little girl. I never had any doubts about it.
I pursued it. My last guy got jealous. He started

(52:21):
doing research on Twitter about men that cheated on the road,
and he's kept putting it at me. I had no support.
And um, she's like, I want a family. I want
to be a Mom, I want to be married, but
I still want to do my job again. It should
not be revolutionary in two, but it is revolutionary for
the bachelor, Liza, it's a revolutionary and then um, and

(52:42):
then she said, I feel like I'm supposed to be here.
There's no concerns. And then he said, I will never
They go to the band, which is the low branch
Jonas Brothers. Reck literally was my first second, like no
before now, and I was like, oh, the German is
bro is Reckless Road. They had brothers on the left

(53:09):
right twins. I think they is the job bro reckless Road.
Definitely better looking than the job Yeah they I agree
with you, way better looking, way better looking. And then
they and then he actually they were kissing. He brother

(53:31):
that separates from the Jonas Brothers kiss. He goes and
then he actually said a very sweet thing. I actually loved.
He said, I will never dim your lights. I loved that.
I actually was like, oh, I hope they get married

(53:54):
for them. Leave that take it. I love Yeah that
I loved I won't dim your life. I loved that
just like I just I mean, that's the whole show,
and I get it, but it's so much pressure on everything,
dancing in front of or just like she's eating ribs
with these strangers and now I can envision us eating
with our family that we have together. It's just like
the connection, like can we just eat some ribs and

(54:17):
see what's up? Oh, I have fun. It's just like
she's eating ribs and we can do this with our children.
Yes too much. Like she's flossing and it's like, oh,
that reminds me of when we're going to eat dinner
with our family and then meet the floss after. Yeah,
so much. But I know that's the show. But DeMier
light is light was good. But will he be supportive
of her career? I don't know. Oh, great question. What

(54:39):
did you think Reckless Road? What did you think of
the song? What did you think? Well? I do. I'm
a new fan of Reckless Road. I think they had
a good song. Tight. I thought they were good. The
brother with a deep voice at the end, he went
deep and I was like, yes, sir, Yes, that's when
Kevin went deeps like Clayton who many members have bases

(55:01):
like me anymore? Yeah are the base? Yeh is your
real name, Bathy? But everyone always thinks that I changed
it because on the base like that, did you change
your last name? I'm what after the foil? What did

(55:23):
you think of this date? I mean it's good. I
definitely think I thought she was to me, like, she
seems like the best so far that he's gone in
a date, because like, at least she has her life
together and sorted, and I thought that she did a
very good job of opening up. But again, he is
just sort of like like it's just like a caveman

(55:44):
reading que cards a lot of the time, where it
is so stilted and nothing does he doesn't. It's like
he doesn't ask anything, and so when it's offered up
then he's like, oh that is interesting. And he's still
not learning. He still seems so oblivious to the world
around him, and when he's he seems like unable to connect.
And what did you think of the family? Well, thank

(56:05):
god they brought enough ribs for a centaurs, because normally
you're just bringing up for your family, not enough to
feed a gorilla. But no, I mean that to me,
I was like, why pretend that's real? I don't know,
it just seemed very strange and it was weird, and
he's like country Clinton might come out. I was like
the second year, like third person in yourself, Tianna talk

(56:27):
to me. Yeah, I don't know if they needed the
random family in the woods and you could just be like,
and here's a family that we're gonna hang out with today.
Also third his whole thing of like I just really
want to see how she can like mess with like
Rando she meets in the woods, his best friend that

(56:50):
lives in Houston. Yeah, yeah, see how she could hang
with my best friend? Oh my god, yes, to be
producing this, yeah you should. You would have eating like
the horse or whatever they have. I don't know, that's right.
You were there they broke up the Maresa, they broke off.

(57:17):
Katie is not real your girl talk, you know. She
She is my number one pick, which partially I will
admit is because they showed us the whole fucking season
and I kept thinking I was seeing her, and now
I'm just like, yeah, that was that must have been hurt.
Like I think she seems nice enough, like seems down
to earth. Yeah, they have a good connection, Like I

(57:37):
think she could actually like, you know, they could enough,
they could end up. She was my top three, along
with Susie and Susie Susie Teddy. Teddy's gotten in her
a second? About Teddy? Haven't she have a make up?
They did with her? With her? And I like when

(57:59):
they're haly vulnerable, because she did say, like I do
feel insecure. I have to fight for your lover. Is
that someone else? Yeah? I like that. I like when
they're Actually she's the most confident virgin. She's that cognitive virgin.
She told him now because he hasn't paid any attention
to her since that first night, when she's not wrong.
He has not looked her way since the first impressure,
my money is still in your name? And what kind

(58:21):
of recruiter is just as recruiter? Oh recruiter job? Yeah, yeah,
a recruiter, total fake job. She works in the shrimp industry, recruits. Meanwhile,
while she's on her date, all the women back at

(58:44):
your hotel, your friend's apartment, hotel and ustad, she goes,
they're all talking. We have um, we have who is talking.
We have Sierra and we have Genevieve. Genevieve, you know,
Sierra's a recruiting coordinator. Okay, so they starting and that

(59:06):
they're like, look, she knows if she does it, it's
gonna go down the same way again. She's she's gonna
like she can actually now manipulate him, and she's like,
we have to tell him personally, I'm not here to
be her friend. I know she sucks. I feel like
we all need to tell him. We do and say,
I was so aware that Ellen isn't there like producing anymore.

(59:27):
Between this family and the woods, there she is sleeping,
but her sleeping in her underwear and her face like
princess being not under the covers in her underwear, like
I'm just gonna sleep in my contoward face. Yeah, and
then she's like, wait, do you hear voices through the wall.

(59:48):
Let me go get a glass. Not on my watch
the noo. It's so Clayton about the character that I play.
Ellen was much better at like making them, like making
the look more so talk to that you watch housewives,
talk to me about your thoughts on this, Lisa. It
is fake and staged and YadA YadA. But um, it

(01:00:12):
gives her the a little bit of fuel that she needs.
And that's what sucks is she is right like they
did talk about her. Um, Elizabeth was in the hot tubs.
So now she doesn't seem that crazy, and it's even
easier to trick clay In because they were talking about
her and so another fucked and um I hate when
a crazy person is right. Um, it makes everything a

(01:00:33):
lot harder, does it? Does? Another Housewife super duper fan.
That's all I watched. I know, off topic, so angry
because I hate so many of them, and yet when
they are in the right, I'm like, well, god damn it,
now I had can't be mad at you. Do you
watch below deck as well? Bracelet I'm wearing a sat

(01:00:54):
my couter. Yeah, yeah, who said that? I remember that.
That's right, she's doing right, She's actually she's sober this year.
Wife sober this year. Last year she got so drunk
and she was singing. And that's when Eddie talks about
her own season. I've only seen it one were at
our Patreon breaking down Summer House. The first episode goes

(01:01:16):
up this week, right on Friday. I gotta tell you
we recorded it already. It's we have Anna and Brendan
Smith have watched every season. I've never watched any so
I've we've now recorded to. At first, I was like,
I don't get it, and then by the end of
the second episode, it's so fucking fun. I know I
need to watch it. I haven't done it, but all

(01:01:37):
my friends, Oh my god, did it just started? That's
what I saw. I know. I know I'm behind on
Salt Lake City. So has she been arrested yet? No,

(01:01:57):
but like so much still has happened in the episode
of the best episode. Alright, I'll catch up. I'll catch up, Okay,
all right, anyway, Mary gives me the same energy as
might be attacked for those of you that you don't
know what's happening, and then we'll wrap up. Will take
a quick break. Mary Cosby is married to her grandfather,

(01:02:19):
she's step grand and they run a super church and
they have all this money, and she had someone murdered
and allegedly a character. She's pretty crazy. She's she's incredible,
not married my grandma, but everything else dons she is

(01:02:40):
the best television for sure. She's hilarious, but not something's
not has more. She has more cotor clothes than you
have ever seen in your life, more like cooter clothes.
Ate my charter. Alright, to take a quick break and
we'll be right back, and we're going to talk about
grilling plugged into a Honday, who I don't know about you,

(01:03:05):
but things are getting so hot in you. I think
I gotta take your break allrack, Hey, so we're coming off.
I will never dim you, she says, Um, I see
myself falling in love with him. She's the winner. Rachel's
gonna win up, but I do hope she wins. I
really could he deserved? He deserves? Is there anyone? Is

(01:03:29):
any contestant? Just kind of walked away staying like no,
yes that's what I wondered, Yes, but who is it? Brooks?
Brooks said no towards the everyone done at the Rose
ceremony and rejected the Rose. That'd be my move. Yeah,
I feel like this is happening. I feel like recently,
like didn't people left Clayton season already A couple of

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there was like people who have been pulled up, like Cassie.
I mean she went and was like, hey, like I'm
going to get out of here. And the Colton loss
of ship. How about the gal on Matt James season
who is from Canada who ended up with grocery store
che Serena. Shewn you it happens. Serena was just like

(01:04:16):
little blood. That's right, Greg Greg's like there was at
least Greg is not our bachelor, because it was the
worst that he was gonna. He's such a like, you
didn't give me your kidney, and I hate you. It's
like what she wanted a lot from her? You want
a lot from that realtor blazer lady, that lady in
the realtor blazer. He wanted a lot when they were

(01:04:37):
like down by the Albuquerque River shipping in a blockety anyway,
here we go. These are glasses and this mask is hard. Okay.
So then she's sleeping in her underwear and they're like,
we gotta tell him. So then she's passed and all
the girls go on a group day to a tailgate
and it's it's it's a it's an electric hun day

(01:04:59):
really hard to spell, I O N i Q five
minivan with ionic II key five iannicky five. And then
he's like, do you want to plow dude you? And
then if we had a fun one that seems like
she's unis yeah yeah, and then she's like my friend

(01:05:23):
texted me that she's like a t other for coolidg yes,
similar look and then and so then so that is
like okay. So then like up comes to football players.
They're like, guess what this isn't This isn't like powder
puff football. We're playing full tackle football. I wouldn't want

(01:05:43):
to do that. I love it, and I loved their
little legs in the pads and stuff and so funny
to me. And I like watching him knock each other down.
And you loved it, loved every se Tell me everything. Well,
I played football on all boys team when I was
in eighth grade. Yeah, it was none of the worst experience.
It's position. Where'd you corry? I grew up in the
Chicago suburbs. I was an offensive alignment on the lightweight team.

(01:06:06):
M Yes, they hated me and then I was so
beat up. The school thought my parents were abusing me.
I'm a meeting and be like, no, I'm just trying
to be a feminist. But I don't know how. I
never even watched her new football. I was like, I'm
going to prove something and yeah, horrific. Were you in pain? Yeah? Emotional? Yeah.

(01:06:29):
They would put on my pigtails and torments. Yeah they
would torment. They would grab my face mask and headbut
my chin they didn't. That's so awful. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was bad, but I couldn't quite like the second practice,

(01:06:51):
like not for me. They wouldn't let me. So I
would try to quit and they'd be like, all right,
you can just like get oranges, you can run line that.
I'm now taking up tennis again for the first time
since high school, and I now find myself talking like
I hate myself. I actually say stuff like this a
lot because my friend did an intervention on me. She's like, Arden,

(01:07:11):
you have to stop talking against your game, Like if
you tell people you're bad, it's like chumming the water,
nobody's gonna trust you. So I because I do all
these clinics at rec centers, I don't want to brag.
It's like eight dollars. Things are really working out for
me anyway. So I find myself in day to day
life telling people because after she did the intervention, saying
to things like people are like, how are you doing
what you like, I'm becoming a champion. There's a lot

(01:07:34):
of I'm becoming a champion, but I'm like, now I
said it at first joking, but now I stay it
all the time, like, well, I've been really busy becoming
a champion. Just feel like I have like an internet day.
And I think I told him the other day that
I was a champion, like I'm becoming a champion, were
you know? Kind? Just in every area? I'm a fucking champion. Gareth,

(01:07:57):
are you intimidated by me now that I'm a CHAMPI
is self professed champion. Yeah, obviously the lights grown lighter.
I literally thought, I won't let your light dim. I
also had a vision last night. I was like, oh
my god, I could get custom plates. Let's say the
chip Well art and let's sidebar after the show, let's

(01:08:17):
talk about these vanity plates. Oh my god, or just
champ if that champ has taken or a Dutch champ
with the d a champ champion Champ probably the first
one got honestly, I mean, would you if we had
just met, If you and I had just met and
I told you what are you up to? What do
you like to do? And I said, well, I am

(01:08:37):
becoming a champion. Would you be sitting here or would
you walk away? Oh? No, I would you would be
my best friend immediately? Yeah, okay, okay, question did you
play football? Were you a champion? Were you a champion?
I was far from a champion It was in junior high.
I was probably four ten hot, uh, and I was like,

(01:08:58):
I'm gonna trock football, So do it. My first game.
I do tackle someone, but only because when I went
to tackle, my hand got caught in their jersey. Dragged
me sixty yards day the thing. They finally just got
so tired they fell, but I would not let go
because they couldn't you. Yeah, that was the end of

(01:09:20):
my football career. Can I can I practice with you
and tell me how it feels. I'm gonna ask you
what you're up to and tell me you're becoming a
champion and tell me that you don't feel better. I
feel like it's like the power post so last, like,
what have you been up to? Have you spending your
time lately? You know, just becoming a champion? It feels
what are you up to? Oh? Nothing, just a little
here and there and becoming a champion. It feels great,

(01:09:42):
doesn't does Garrett? What do you do? A lot of drugs?
That's a lot of Yeah, a lot of drugs. I
have a cat. Oh and on the side, I'm becoming
a champion. I mean the drug pipe felt better? Yeah,
it always does. As a wreckie of the year, like,
what vibe has it brought to you? What has what

(01:10:03):
does it feel like? How has this changed your life?
I passed. I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't
have huge opinions on Champ, but I like um that
you're a positive self talk. Well, I am becoming a champion.
Yeah there, you know what, You're a champion in training.
I like to think that I'm like Cassidy and You're like,
I'm just scared for you. But I'm just scared. You know,

(01:10:26):
when people are like living the dream, You're like, oh,
things probably aren't going well. So I just hope that
champion doesn't become the living the dream. I hope that's
where I'm from. Sorry to be you know, well, I
can tell you I've never spoken with anything but self
deprecation my entire life. You got to do it. It
feels completely foreign and and I've only ever like said

(01:10:51):
just terrible things about myself and sort of actually tell
people I'm becoming a champion. I'm saying it too much.
I need to phase it out. I know. You just
need to get a synonyms find all the synonyms for
champion and funk around with it. Could you find one
for me Anna the vanity plates starting to be the
best pet you think, so Anna is also becoming a champion,
aren't you. I am also becoming a champion and tennis.

(01:11:12):
But tennis. We have the same tennis coach, and he
told you last night that you're I've calmed down and
I'm doing better. What were you doing before? I was
talking the ball. I was close talking to the ball,
and I needed to calm down. I planic. I panic
because you didn't know that you had to act like
you were becoming a champion, right, I had to become Yeah,

(01:11:33):
it needs to become more champion. Like how do you
say champion in French? Because I bet that plates champyall. No,
but I'm glad you're doing the girl I do zoom workouts.
She always goes. We say such mean things about herself.
Why not lie and say the most positive things. It's
weird or not. I've never done anything but apologize and
say and say, scream out loud. I'm such a liability

(01:11:56):
at like the clinic. So no, no, no, I'm walking
back what I said. I like that you're calling herself
a champion. Yeah, there's no middle ground with you. I'm
pathetic I won the supermon I have some cinemon cinnamon cinnamon,
cinnamon word cinema. They are winner, title holder, title holdern prize, fighter,

(01:12:20):
cup winner, cup winner, gold medalist. I like pride, I
like I like title holder. I'm on my way to
becoming a title for the gold. Okay, I'm practicing. I'm
I'm a title holder. Right then, if it doesn't go right,
you can say you're talking about your car victor, victor
conqueror or I'm just busy becoming top do that's a

(01:12:48):
very casual, very cool, very I literally did say on
a first first end at last coffee Dave. I literally
told a person I was becoming a champion. Well, I'm
wondering what happened? Did they follow up? They just accepted,
Oh please don't follow up. I think maybe I lead

(01:13:11):
with that. It's like I don't walk with her. She's
top dog. What did you call Brad? Okay, Brad a
regular top dog? Okay, So here we are. Um, so
there's the two football players, Marlena is and her mom

(01:13:35):
at she's an olympiad. She is like, we're gonna win.
That's so not fair, and it's really showed just break
away after breaking the shrip stampede, somebody else got a goal.

(01:13:55):
He's number one for I have so many questions about
this well, I first all, did they not just go
all the way to the end zone? It was right there?
Also so many penalties, no flex throwing on all. I
was like, what is going on? How do you think?
Hannah Storm felt sitting there with Jesse Palmer thinking a
lot to herself about like what am I doing? What's right?

(01:14:17):
What's wrong? In my career? I was on my way
to becoming I was a champion, and now I'm sitting
here doing this? She so, then Marlene says, um, blood
guts and we've on the ground. Loved it, loved it.
And then uh, Sierra tackled Nay even though there was
a was not a ball there. Um. And then Chaney

(01:14:39):
pancake Sierra. So it went back and forth. Um, Marlena
got Nay. Jill is almost crying because the Blue team lost.
Jill is always on the verge of tears about how
much she's given up to be there. Oh always, Jill
is just there too. I don't just to be depressing. Yeah,
like I love I get to tell to him literally

(01:15:00):
wants actually I don't think he knows who I am. Yeah,
he keeps calling me Jimmy. Yeah, but I'm here and
I love him. Yeah. So then she goes, Then she goes,
So then they get sent home and is like, what
are they going to tell Clayton, I'm not my character?
That was the most Lance, Michael, You've watched this for

(01:15:22):
a long time. Have you ever seen anyone to refer
their evils character? It was incredible. But I do respect
that she's owning it. Yeah, and it's not pretending. She's
completely oblivious the fact that she's crazy the real champion.
She's a real champion, she's a real top dog, she's
a real metal holder, title a few titles. Cominal name

(01:15:47):
is Victor. So then they go for cocktails. She is crying.
Teddy has battle wounds her. He was all fucked up,
and so then he's like, then he fingered her wound.

(01:16:08):
He didn't get here there. And then she's like, it's
been a hard week. It's a hard environment to be in.
Like I'm like, I feel like I have to gain
your love. It's my dad. So then we learned a little.
My dad left, but I didn't. I feel like maybe
they got back together. I don't know her dad left
for periods of time, just like Razzle and Dazzle. This
is my dad was gone. My dad left for one

(01:16:32):
month when he lost the amazing race because art and
panicked when she was like putting a cave and had
to go splunking. Um, and she's like a champion eating
scallops and so then so then she's like, I feel
like I had to be perfect for him, and I'm
trying to not let my childhood affect me here. It's

(01:16:52):
like all of our childhoods affect us all everywhere. But
I liked how she was articulate about it. And then um,
he's like, you be you. And then and then he goes,
TUTTI such a good kisser, like and he went in
one ear out the other. He's like, I just want
to kiss you. He really does. For sure, do you
think she stands a chance. We think she may self eliminate.

(01:17:13):
I can see that. Yeah. I don't think she's going
to put up with the bs months longer. She's just
I don't think she wants to like deal with all
the bullshit and like deal with these girls. I think
she's gonna be like Pizza. I think she was like,
I don't get it. You gave me the first impression
was that you've literally never talked to me again. You're
dealing with this, and she's realizing he's a dad, and
he's a d's a virgin, and she's a first one

(01:17:37):
center heaving upon you. Yes, she's a start lighter, so
that maybe like a little pony. And then Sierra is like,
so happy she is not here tonight. We so then
they're all talking amongst themselves. We can talk to him
about her? Or should we wait it out? And see?

(01:17:57):
I was like, I'm going to talk to him about it.
I'm gonna go have a be honest and this is
not a person to be a wife or a mother.
She doesn't have good traits. Michael, Lisa, what did you
think of that? I'm into Sierra so um, you know,
I'm looking at her with rose colored glasses. But I

(01:18:19):
like her. But I'm learning if everyone that tattles gets
kicked out, like I don't know, I'm nervous for her,
but I think she's hot and cool. She's actually I
think she's aware she's not gonna win. There's nothing there,
so she's like willing to throw her like She's like
that and I like it. I'm like yeah. So then
she is passed because all these two faced bitches. She

(01:18:43):
puts on her pre game red lingerie to put on
her makeup. I have a plan, very ambitious. Yeah, her
pre game before she put on her like black strappy
like a ve Lazier one shoulder bandage dress. Sierra is like,
you know, when you kept Cheney, a lot of us
were shocked, you know, so, um well, she's prattling on.

(01:19:08):
We hear nay, she's got a red last. She comes
in her black dress, slowly prowling down the hallway, and
then she goes to five after ruin the after party,
I will and then she starts shimmying and she goes,
let's go to this after party and then um so
then he walks in. Oh, she walks in, and clay

(01:19:28):
Clayton says to her, were you on the winning team?
The Blue squad lost? She's like, well, I feel like
I deserve to be here. Um and then Sierra's like,
what the fund is that? I feel like I deserve
a million dollars but I don't have it. And Clayton's like,
this is also again, if the woman didn't hate him
enough already. He was like, I am happy you're here. Meanwhile,

(01:19:49):
she's like Gabby, Sierra and Jenevieve were plotting to being
up against me. Um, why are people putting me down?
And then it's in. Meanwhile Sierra goes, why would he
marry the is Karen bumped up? She's such a till
death do us part. It's gonna be death as when
somebody say so. Then your moment. He starts kissing Nai

(01:20:15):
and he hoists her up on the bar and he goes, oh,
it's a sturdy counter up here, Manny, I could fuck
this darkly take to He's like, I should fuck you here, Clayton, Clayton,
and then um, she goes, I'm kind of winning. It's

(01:20:37):
a little bit obvious. Um. And then she walks up.
She storms up. She's like, janumate Sierra, keep my name
out of her fucking mouth. And she took the trophy
in a classic move. We've had pictures thrown, We've had
jackets thrown, we've had cake thrown, we've had teddy bears
thrown either in water fire pools. This just got thrown

(01:20:58):
into the bushes and uh, she goes, it's the nay show,
not the Bachelorette. Meanwhile, we found out about the girl
that just pete herself in front of bus to ride
that didn't she thought it was gonna go. Why did
he thought he would laugh and go ha ha, And
it was like, I don't like you at all. I

(01:21:19):
don't know that. That's We're like, why don't He's like,
you couldn't just go with the bushes outside anyway? Who
would pee themselves in front of bus to rhymes for attention?
Did you guys watch America's Next Top Model? Remember when
Lisa pete the diaper to impress the wild Boys? Oh
my god, yes, I have yes, I remember. Wait, I

(01:21:40):
don't remember her peeing because the Stevo and Chris Panti
is like, though jackass guys were there, but they loved
who ended up winning a really beautiful girl, Nikki I
think or something. And I remember Lisa Demotto and Stevo
was like wanting a massage her and everything in Lisa
didn't like it. So she came out in a diaper.
Was like and they're like, please don't and then she

(01:22:00):
pe this diaper and it just didn't go. And her
story was the ping of the diaper of the Bachelor. Wow,
which one I'd rather be? Scalap fingersper. Yeah, that's a
tough story to tell to his face. Well, at least
you're supposed to be in the diaper, Okay, but he's
also a prude, like I get. I don't know she,

(01:22:22):
I don't know. It was it was uncomfortable for sure. Um, okay, alright,
So our emails, oh Anna, I sent this one to you.
This was a great email. This is from Teresa Martinez.
The the subjects line is five stars. But not in
your demo, Katie, You're gonna like this. I'm a sixty
three year old Mexican American grandma. I grew up in

(01:22:45):
East l A. And I'm now living in Tusuna, Arizona.
So I'm not in your demo, but I am a
big fan. You can think at Diva Lacey. I'm not
in her demo either, because I found your podcast when
she was a guest on your show. I of your show.
I'm a big Bachelor, Bachelotte, Bachelor in Paradise fan, but
none of my friends partake. Even my kids, two sons

(01:23:07):
and two daughter in laws gave up watching a few
years ago, and so I have no one to talk
to about it. I just get about gave up until
I found your podcast. One time at work, a co
worker said, quote, I saw you on the freeway and boy,
you drive fast. It's not the first time someone has
said that to me. I am from l A. And
then he said, and you were laughing. My guess is

(01:23:29):
I was listening to you guys. You make me laugh,
and you teach me new things like taint, which i'd
never heard. Always learning new things. I listened to a
handful of podcasts, but I always try to keep up
with yours because you're my favorite. Anna. This is for you.
I also think Tanna Banana Arianna. Anna is my spirit animal.

(01:23:52):
I feel like I'm represented when I'm voting on tweet
of the week because she always picks the one I want.
I love her laugh and I love her insights. I
hope that I'll be able to drive out to l
A and see a live shows sometime. Thanks so much
and keep up the good work. Love you, Teresa, you
come on. You guys are like sisters, and I feel like, um,

(01:24:15):
you know, we would love to If you do come
to a show, please say I'm the woman that emailed
you I'm the I'm the grandma I learned, I know
I learned. I'm the I'm the woman that you taught
what a daint is? Um. Okay, we got so many
fun reviews. You guys are all completely coming through. We're

(01:24:36):
still trying to get to two thousand. We're still at
one point seven, so let's just go to one point eight. Yeah,
let's do it. Okay. Here's a fun one. This is
from Fancy Nancy from Louisiana. Will you accept this five
star review? What's with the complaints that this podcast is
too long? I'm over here playing it on point five
to make it laugh longer. That's so great. Love this

(01:24:56):
podcast when I can't wait for Wednesday. Here to us
in Arden and her friends recapt The Bachelor. That's so funny,
and then my voice sounds kind of normal. Actually, um um.
Here's another fun one, hilarious, fun, ridiculous five stars from Mark.
I watched the show so I can enjoy this excellent podcast.

(01:25:20):
Arten is the best and has the best guest and
the most amazing productions. That's you, guys, This podcast is
the best. Carl Tart. Carl Tart, I watched Grand Crew.
It's so good. It's so funny. I love you all.
I love the crossover between this podcast and my other
favorite comedy Bang Pang. I am here for it. Chef's Kiss,

(01:25:42):
I will accept your row all right, here's final one.
We have another empty nest. Empty nest or clings to
Pod five stars. The days of watching The Bachelor with
my teenage children ended in the blink of an eye.
Would Bachelor Nation be fun anymore? Yes. From the moment
I found this podcast, I knew I'd found my doing

(01:26:03):
new crew Arden. You are the bomb Um and your
team or the bomb I left so hard whenever Gareth
is on, and I was thrilled for the new edition
of Lisa. We are totally on the same page about
play it in This season is like when Toto pulls
a curtain back and everyone sees the Wizard. I am
here for it. We also gotta really fun. I don't

(01:26:23):
see it in front of me right now, but there's
a really fun review about somebody who just found us
and is so into it that they I'll find it
for next time. But they're going back and they're listening
to every episode starting from Boobs in the Moonlight Boobs
in the Moonlight Classic and if you guys are listening,
you heard at the very beginning of this podcast there's

(01:26:43):
an ad Anna and I are doing another brand new
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It is on I Heart Radio. UM. It's called Lady
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(01:27:03):
first episode of Britain. She directed also the sexy Honeymoon one. UM. Yep,
she's a producer and a director. She's this wonderful British lady.
It's like a fun combo where basically we interview women
we admire about like how they've been able to advocate
for themselves in all areas, whether it's like um, creatively

(01:27:26):
with like, financially with with a like we had Nicole
Byron and she talked about, like from the very beginning,
how she would try to find out what other people
were being offered and that show she could get equal pay,
or like how to advocate for yourself at the at
the doctor or things like that where I sort of
get nervous or I don't I'm uncomfortable with conflict and

(01:27:46):
we talked to people that seem to be thriving and
how they've worked through things. So we talked to Joan Jet.
We talked to Rehetta, Lauren Lobkis, Ricky lind Home, Jen Kirkman.
We talked to um Nicole Buyer. As you mentioned, we
talked to Lady Danburry if you remember her with like
she was a wonderful woman with like the top hat
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(01:28:08):
Please subscribe, please please subscribe. The trailer drops this Thursday.
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I think you'll really enjoy it's really fun conversations, conversations
that I really enjoyed just sitting and listening to you
while you guys are recording. Well, it's also I think,

(01:28:29):
a different side. Like it's like, I mean, I'm still
me and Julianna is so like mellow inverti ish, but
like it's the side of me, like I still get
nervous about things and I've talked about like and so
it's it's the side of me that's like, this is
how I show up in life is learning how to
be a person by talking to people checking out every
every Thursday for about fifteen weeks. Lady of the Road, Okay,

(01:28:53):
you guys, before we do two to the week, who
do you think it's gonna win? And who do you
think it's going to be the new Bachelor at Land Back? Well,
I mean, Rachel's definitely up there. I do love Sierra
because I personally think that he was chosen because I
think his type is black women. I think they really
want a white guy to choose. Yeah, a wife that

(01:29:14):
is of color. Um, So I think they're really pushing
that way. So maybe I don't know, I think Sierra
might can pull this out at the end. You do,
I do? I think she's gonna Sierra? Yeah? Sorry? Just
who do you think it's going to be the Bachelor
at That's a hard one. I mean Rachel Cook because

(01:29:34):
she's very sweet. Um, I don't know, Yeah, I mean
I guess Rachel is kind of my second favorite, so
I'll choose her. Okay, Okay, okay, you think I think honestly,
my top three are and it depends how the next
week's day goes about Rachel. Yeah. Yeah, the winners either

(01:29:56):
Susie or Rachel, but it may be so. I think
Serene might have a good ants on her day. I
think she's beautiful and she seems very level headed and normal,
so she's out. Um no, but those are my talking three.
I think for the next batch, slorette would either be
Susie or maybe Serene. Yeah, okay, what do you think
it's gonna win? Who thinks to be the next Bachelorette.

(01:30:18):
I'll go that Susie wins and Rachel's the next bachelorette. Okay,
all right, Lisa, I'm just gonna copy everyone, but I'm
gonna say Susie is going to be the bachelorette. I
really like her, she does, but I think I'm gonna
go with he's gonna I hope he ends up with

(01:30:41):
But I really like um not getting enough attention, maybe
because she's being annoying, but Genevieve is cute to me,
and I wish she wasn't scow on her face every second.
She's too focused, too worried. I want to give a
shout out before we do our tweet of the week
to Becca Beca Becca, Who who did call shrimp? So

(01:31:02):
I just wanted to say who did that? That was
Becaca Becca. Um. As with last week, the month of February,
we are doing if you win Twitter the Week, will
you accept this crown, the sleep crown pillow the winner
valued at a hundred and seventy five dollars. It's gonna
get sent to the winner of Twitter the Week. And
Gareth okay, and and I both are obsessed with ours.

(01:31:25):
And there it's basically this is there. This is not
a paid promotion. It's a fan of the show. She
knew I had sleep problems, so she sent me one.
It's basically like it's all organic. It's like a waited
blanket but for your face. But it's also like it's
also it's a pillow, and it's also like a little
snugly soft. It's so squishy and soft and like it

(01:31:46):
just gives you like a light pressure on your eyes.
It blocks out the light. It's so soothing and it
feels sort of like, um, like a comfort blanket. Now, Gareth,
you were so she sent you one, and tell me
what happened? You were so excited are I was coming
here and I opened the door and I saw a
box and I was like, hmmm, and then I saw
that it was that the Sleep Crown and I went, oh,

(01:32:08):
sick to myself. Yes, that's right, that's so great. Yeah,
so I'm very excit. I haven't used. I think Paget
bought herself one, and I know Anna, you're thinking about
getting the travel one with me everywhere? And what is
our what is it? Is it? Sleep Crown dot com
back slash w y a t R gets you fifteen
off with code Rose. Okay, great, Okay, So here's the thing.

(01:32:28):
Whoever wins it's so great And again she's not paying
for any that she's just literally wants to send away. Okay,
here we go. Here are the finalists for Tweet of
the Week. Julie at Sassin the Glass. I hope they
do a spinoff series with China and scallop fingers. Will
you accept this crustacean a photo of Wells with I

(01:32:50):
would watch the last Yeah? Okay. This is from Lauren
Jane Johnson at Worlds by l I J. I really
I need Jesse Palmer to wear some sort of a
head peech or or a bruch or something when he
walks in the room. Because I think it's Clayton for
at least four seconds. Now I know it's brooched, but

(01:33:13):
somehow the words your laugh giant huge bruce. Um. This
is from Carly at Rose Pedal Underscore C C. Jesse
walking out to cancel the Rose ceremony. So I know
I'm not who you were all hoping to see. Half

(01:33:34):
the girls. Oh ship, he's not Clayton. Funk. I thought
he was Clayton. Claim is kind of like just the
sweatier version like. This is from Jack Jillen Hall at
Small Badge. Did he just say his middle name is Marie?

(01:33:55):
Why is she whispering? Are they going to funk on
the dock? I wish Murray he's my husband. I made
him take my name, and then I realized I was
married to a half horse, my Tina, I was a championship.

(01:34:23):
This is from Joanna at Joe Walter sixteen quote. It's
really important to me that Rachel could fit in with
this random redneck family we found in the middle of
a courtfield. Love Clayton. Um, alright, final too, Okay, here's god,
there's so many there's a few more, sorry, guys. Um.

(01:34:46):
This is from Santini thirty five. All Clayton needs is
a big silver chain, necklace and earring to complete his
early career the rock his os play. That's really good.
Um um. This is from Schmave Music Family Barbecue attendees

(01:35:07):
completely unfazed by giant intruder all right, and then the
final one. Um. This is from Sean Uva bitch at
w y Sean I w y j if Janane needs
to pick up some more shrimp. There's a market at
the corner of Restless Road and to Macula Road, which

(01:35:29):
was the bad from Lassie? All right, what are your
top two Michael Glad's you guys, Yeah, which they've all
melted the rocks between the rock and the crustacean. That's
what I think. Okay, great, Okay, so we'll do final two. Okay,
we'll do the final two. This is from santenyt five.

(01:35:52):
All Clayton needs a big silver chain necklace and in
the earring to complete his early career the rock cosplay
or or um. This is from Julie at Sassin a Glass.
I hope they do a spinoff series of China and
scallop fingers. Will you accept this crustacean? Al Right? Michael

(01:36:15):
number one. I'm going to say Crustacean. Okay, I'm gonna
go over here to Leason. I am also Crustaceans. Yeah
I can. I can just smell it. So I'm going
to Crustacean. All right. The Rocks too good, It's too good.
It's so all right. I am gonna go the Rock

(01:36:44):
as well again. Oh what's it gonna be? I'm gonna
go Crustacean? Alright, Katie? What was yours gonna be? All right?
So our winner is Julie at sass in a Glass.
I hope they do a spinoff series with se and
Scaled fingers. Will you accept this? Chrus Stacean email us.

(01:37:05):
You're mailing address to Rose podcast at gmail dot com,
and you're gonna get yourself a sleep crown and sleep
like a baby. Oh my god, Lance Bass, yes, all
of you can. I just say thank you all for coming,
thank you for just I know your you guys are
Daddy's right now with your two little babes. Um, thank

(01:37:26):
you for coming over. What would you like to promote
besides our our our time on Amazing Race. Well, I
actually do have something to promote. I'm bringing back my podcast,
the Lance Bass show. Um, just for a month because
Celebrity Big Brother starts tomorrow with Jerry Trainer Jerry Trainers
on a lots of great people and Chris Kirkpatrick Get
your ass kicked. Um is in the house and I'm

(01:37:48):
super excited. Um. I did not know he was gonna
be in the house, but now I'm all in because
you know that's my favorite show to watch. So I'm
gonna do a whole recap show, four shows a week
following Celebrity big That's so funny. Met him at your house.
We were on the podcast together. He's so great. He's awesome. Yeah, Um, Michael,
what would you like to promote? Just sleep? I need that.

(01:38:08):
I've been doing nothing except changing diapers and sleep burping
babies and feeding them and to sleep. Yeah, and don't
forget your Nickelodeon cartoon that you're doing. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
Lance and I are playing the dads at this new cartoon.
We play like gay animal dads of something Bears. I

(01:38:34):
don't know what would you like to promote? I want
to meet a man who's going to put me on
a bar like that. Yeah, if you're listening, Yeah, I'd
like to be sucked at a bar. I'll also be
at the Chicago Improv this weekend. It is in Schaumberg,
but um, if you're down to go to the mall,

(01:38:54):
I will be there. And um, I think there's others. Yeah,
a podcast called Enemy and one called That's Messed Up
and podcast thank you so much of course what Garett Reynolds.
I'll be in Australia in April for some reason. The
doll up. So you can go to Dollar podcast dot
com and then we're touring the summer and then you
can go to Gareth Rolls dot com for stand up dates.

(01:39:16):
We're gonna miss you. Listen, I've gotta go see what's
going on over there. Try to get covid over there
for a little. I love that. Um, all right, Anna
and I we're gonna talk. We'll do this after but
we well we have we'll talk about after. We'll do
our promotion afterda we've a new podcast. Um yeah, and
also subscribe to start a house our Patreon pa dot com.

(01:39:39):
It's so fun, it's and we your computer won't get
infected because it's just on Bravo. And then also after
that we're gonna do Bastlon on Australia where there's a
first bisexual lead and there's men and women competing for
this woman. That's where I'm going. That's where you're going, Katie.
What would you like to promote um? All of the
shelters in l A are full right now, especially with

(01:40:00):
bigger dogs. So if you have the ability to foster,
please foster or go adopt or just spread the word.
Oh my god, and of course my name is Arta Marine.
Until next time I got by g Oh yeah, I
want to get all up in you tonight. I feels
so good. I just got one little bushire where your word?

(01:40:45):
Will you Accept This Rose? Is a production of I
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(01:41:15):
need stress, She's She's La Hi. I'm Arta Marine from Shameless, Insatiable,
Chelsea Lately and the I Heart Radio podcast Will You
Accept This Rose? And I'm Julianne Robinson, Emmy and BAFTA

(01:41:38):
nominated director, most recently of Bridgeta and Juliette and I
are hosts of Lady of the Road, a brand new
funny and inspiring podcast where we have conversations with influential
women about their lives and we get self help advice.
We're always looking to improve ourselves and figure there's no
best source for learning how to be brave, take risks
and advocate for yourself in life and speaking with motivating,

(01:42:00):
uplifting women. I mean, let's be real. Here's the thing.
Julianne and I are somewhat shy ladies, even though I
present much different than that. And I think the word
is introverted, introverted, extrovert, and and like, there are certain
blocks that we have in life and we are we
are sick and tired of the things that get in

(01:42:21):
our way, and so we decided to start a podcast
where we talked to these cool women about areas that
they've learned how to advocate for themselves. Our very first
guest is Joan Jet, which is when she was talking
about her shyness and how she overcomes it. I didn't
expect that conversation. It was so fascinating to me that
somebody as like such a powerhouse as Joan Jet, like

(01:42:43):
that she would ever experience stage fright and that yeah,
that just hearing that she has it and that she
sort of works through it anyway. I feel like it's
helping me be braver in my life. Another person that
I loved talking to. We spoke with Nicole Buyer, who's
so funny as the host of Ailed It. And you know,
something that I've often struggled with is I'll just sort

(01:43:04):
of accept any money stuff intimidates me. Any kind of
negotiating intimidates me. And Nicole has been sort of this
baller financial gal before she even had one credit and
just hearing her advice on how she she always asks
what other people are making and she's never accepted less
from her very first job. Like, how inspiring was Nicole

(01:43:26):
she was? She was amazing. I tell you who else
I love talking to is Kate Walsh. I mean, there's
so many things came out with that that I didn't expect.
I didn't know she was such a business person. She's
like got all these businesses going on, and then the
whole health business. I'm sure she's been very public about it,

(01:43:47):
but it was it opened up a whole new world
of kind of exploration for us about women in health
and how women are treated by the health care system. Yes,
Kate has been very open about but that she she
had something physically wrong, and she kept going to doctors
for advice and they just kept trying to give her
pros act they kept saying she was crazy, and she

(01:44:07):
was saying, no, no, something's wrong with me, and nobody
would listen to her. And it turned out she actually
did have something going on, and like so we actually
talked to a medical health expert about the history of
this with women and how Julianne and I and all
of our listeners how you can go advocate for yourself,
get some tools to help as you go if you're
trying to navigate dealing with the medical situation. So we

(01:44:28):
are just trying to give tools for people to try
to like have your own back, sort of live life
bravely and live life with a little bit of swagger
and and that you don't have to do it alone.
And we're so excited, so listen and subscribe to Lady
of the Road. Our first episode drops on Thursday, February tenth.
It's a really good one. Excuse me spoiler alert. It's

(01:44:48):
Joan jet on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast
or wherever you get your podcast. The first season will
drop every Thursday, and we don't want you to miss
an episode. We really hope you listen. It's a really
great podcast and Julianne is so awesome. It's been such
a joy getting to do this with you. Yes, likewise, Ardent,
it's being a joy. You are the funniest person on

(01:45:09):
the planet. Yeah, everybody should listen. It's great. We want
everybody to be a badass. Come on, everybody joined that
I don't know, I don't want to say joined the
what movement? I saw like a call leader, like a
call leather, you know. Do your thing and just listen
to our pod.

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