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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? Shit? So about that
hit the fair? Welcome to on sanction Thursdays are wrestling
with Friday. What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Welcome to unsanctioned Thursday with Me is mister Jeff Dye
who was at WrestleMania. I'm Freddy Prince Junior. Let's start
the show. Today's show is shorter because Thursday. If you're
new to the show, Thursdays is a shorter episode. There's
no real rules, so if we get sidetracked, we just
kind of stay sidetracked. So hopefully we'll stay on topic.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But we holden to nobody ha ha.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Except the people. The people are the reason the show exists,
so we're beholden to you. But since you have no
means of reaching us except our Instagram, I guess we're
not beholding to you either, so ha Again. Anyway, WrestleMania Happened.
Night one is over. If you missed that episode, it's
the Wednesday one.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Go back check it out. This is night too.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We're gonna get right to it. The Undisputed WWE Championship
John Cena versus Cody Rhoades. I'm gonna start by saying
this the right dude one, the right dude one. The
way they got there to me was a little weird.
I didn't they brought in Travis Scott, and I didn't
understand that interference. And once he grabbed the ref and
pulled him out, that's a DQ. So once the ref
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comes too from his concussion, he goes, oh, this fool
pulled me out, that's the DQ, and the match should
have been over. So that confused me a little bit,
and I didn't think it was necessary because I thought
the story they were telling in there was pretty friggin good,
and the commentators got it and they were putting it
over in the story was yo, this guy used to
beat up on Cody all the time, like Cody could
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never whip his ass. And it's big dog little dog syndrome.
Like once the little dog owned the big dog when
he was a puppy. When all of a sudden, the
big dog is bigger than the one that used to
bully him, he can't bully back, like he still gets
bullied by the little dog. That was kind of the story.
Commentary was putting through a dog analogy. Yeah, and I
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got a lot of them, and so I thought all
that was cool, and then the Travis Scott thing happened,
and I was just like, I don't I didn't need
any I didn't need any of that. So that was
weird to me, But I still thought the match was solid.
Besides all that, the Tug Awards, why do you say
that it's the right guy won? Why do you say that?
Story wise? I think if Cody won, first of all,
there's no farewell tour for John Cena after that because
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it would just be a failure of a tour and
he wouldn't have made good on his promise. But I
think there wouldn't have been a story for Cody going forward.
They hadn't prepped anybody, they hadn't gotten anything ready. This
gives Cody another hill to climb because they're going to
wrestle again at SummerSlam, and Cody's going to win the
title back and get it back because he's he's the
new John Cena, so he's getting it back. John Cena
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would lose to Randy Orton, but they had to give John,
I think, the nod over Rick Flair and give him
that seventeenth one. I think John deserved that. I think
John just was the champion of the company when it
was a thankless job to have when it was the
PG era, and his matches would have to be on
before the last hour because kids would go to bed,
and not everybody wanted that job, and John took it
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and ran with it and became Captain America. And I
think because of all those things that he'd done for
the company, and story wise, I think it's the right
thing for Cody's character. That's why I thought it was
the right thing. I didn't want him to win. I
wanted the good guy to win because I like Cody,
but I think story wise the right guy won. But
again I didn't get the end thing, and the togal
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war they did with the belt looked really weird to me.
Well deep breath, oh, deep breath oh.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I think that this is the biggest WrestleMania fail in
the history of WrestleMania in my opinion, Why No Rock?
Why I would have liked the Why No Rock? What
are we doing? Why did he even put himself in
the story weeks ago or months ago? If he's not,
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if we don't get this big payoffs, he's not, he
like he could no appearance, don't care. And also you're
in the story. So now you're it makes no sense
that you're not in the story. I don't care that
Travis Scott's there. I don't know if you like We
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like his clothes and you like his Oh he's so
hip and cool. Travis Scott. He actually punched Cody Rhoades.
Did you see that he really hit him that one time?
I don't care. I want the Rock, that's the goat,
that's the final boss. The Travis Scott is just like
seeing me at WrestleMania or Fluffy Guy or Michael Chay
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or George Kittle. He's he shouldn't even be in there
for in my opinion, So no Rock, I think, is
the biggest failure of this story that I've that I've
ever seen. Also, I didn't like if John John Cena's
whole shtick is kind of like you, wrestling fans don't
deserve me. You've never deserved me or appreciate the way
he should. So I'm not going to give you a
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new entrance song. I'm not going to give you a
new costume and gimmick. And his whole thing is he
doesn't even sell anything. Even his facial expressions are just
a no sell, right, if that's the if that's what
we're running with, then why does he walk to the
ring for eight minutes with like why even have an entrance?
Treat him like a job or just he'll make him
wait in the ring. But when when the you know,
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when the match starts, he's already in there, and then
then he could go, hey, you know, but we could
save some time, maybe get somebody in that locker room.
They're not using a match because I don't know why,
I've got to watch him walk to the ninety million
mile ramp. If there's no new music, there's just a
black screen. So that was where the match itself. Some
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great spots, and I liked it and I was fine
with it, but very very very underwhelming for a main
event of a night two WrestleMania and no Rock, I
think makes it the biggest stinker I've ever seen in
a story.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Jumping back to yesterday, we loved well. I loved Dominic
Mysterio before all of you, before all of you, before me.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I tried.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I tried to tell y'all that he was a good dude,
that he was the good guy in all this, that
those evil women were playing games and tricks on him,
and now.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Everybody knows Jeff.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now everybody sees it, and everybody in Las Vegas, all
sixty thousand of them, if those were the real numbers.
Jeff said that yesterday, I wanted to say it today.
Now they all saw it, and they started cheering for
Dominic Mysterio. They love him. Finn Balor's gonna have beef.
You gotta just deal with the beef. You gotta deal
with the Finn. You gotta just deal with it because
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now he's super super over and instead of booing when
he talks, they're going to start cheering. And I don't
know if he's gonna know what to fucking do. It's
gonna be telling insane.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I've never been bad about my history. I've never rewrote history,
and I've always been a real good keeper of history.
And I was the biggest Dominick Mysterio hater ever. I
was like, this guy's terrible body, terrible look. He doesn't
even look like he could grow facial hair. He looks
like he's never been in a gym. I hated what
he was wearing. The whole thing was terrible to me.
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And he's a star and the even his action figure
looks cool because there's just so many things about him
that are great. Alex, I'd like you to put a
side by side of that first Dominique we got when
he turned on his dad to now that is talking
about movie to your voice. And he also found his
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voice quick, which was amazing. So anyways, I am a
Bandwagon Dominic fan, but I am I am a true fan.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Hey, it's no bandwagon. The train's still at the station.
Anybody who wants to I haven't taken left the station yet.
I've got plenty of room on this train. Everyone can
jump on with us. I'll put a sweet Mysterio mustache
on the front of the train. On the caboose, I
got a nice long drapery going down the back. I've
dressed all the cars the same way he dresses for
his matches. The Mysterio rain is ready, man, and we're
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taking anybody who wants to jump on and welcome. This
isn't I'm not like a Star Wars gatekeeper fan. You
you didn't like the first three, so you're not allowed
to like any other thing ever. Nah, jump on board.
Everybody's welcome, man. Yeah, because Dominick's a kind man. I
try to lead by by example, and he made the example.
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He's made me a nicer man. Before Dominick, I was kind.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Of a prick. That's not true at all, none of that.
You don't know. Also, I was gonna say, like, you know,
if you were a wrestler, Freddy, would you wear the
strap or the title or as the people who like
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to get yelled at by Vince McMahon call it a belt.
Would you wear it over your shoulder when you come out?
If you're the champ, would you wear it? What would be? What? What?
How would you hold the belt?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I would be a shoulder guy because I'm not a
body guy. Like if I was super jacked right, like big,
big fucking chest, big fucking lats, big ass shoulders, like
everything upper body big. Even if I had chicken legs,
I still would be buff up top. Then I would
rock it around the waist.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
But I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm more like lean, so I gotta be an over
the shoulder guy. Like Alexa Blizz did that cool shit
where she'd like put.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
It on like the side behind her head and.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Over this like that. I was like, that looks cool,
but not for you.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We used to wear it like over their face kind
of like he would wear.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think that Eel Sky I think
has done that too, and it looked cool.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But I've seen a dude do it too.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I don't remember, but yeah, dude, So I'd probably just
be an over the shoulder. Guy, I'm not creative enough
to do something cool with it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, what's crazy is I was The reason I bring
it up is because I'd be aware it. Guy, I
don't know why. I just like it. You're super could
pull it off a long course, I probably like it.
But the I was. What I was gonna say is like,
there is no new way to do it. Everyone's done
it in some sort of way, is what I used
to think. Dominic, how he wears that shirt in between
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his legs, you know, how like he has kind of
I don't know if that's what if that's a Latino
thing or I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Is cool ass Dominic mystioh.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I mean he pulls it off, but whatever that is
that he's kind of got like that a shirt kind
of draping on the sides and in the middle of
what he of what he's wearing. When he got the belt,
he was kind of holding the belt down there and
I was like, oh, he found a new way to
do the thing with the title. I was like this,
this guy isn't amazing, Like Dominique continues to impress me.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
He's the ship, bro, here's the ship. What else should
we talk about? There was some other good man, I mean,
we can talk EO Bianca Rhea with EO retaining, which
I think surprised everyone.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That shocked me. I was I would have lost all
my money on that. I would have thought, no way,
she holds it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So I thought. I thought Bianca was going to win
and she was going to pin EO. And then when
they introduced EO first, I had this weird flashback to
the Rick Flair retirement WrestleMania, where the the fight for
the championship was Sena versus Orton versus Triple H, and
the whole story leading up to it was Triple H
and Sena and Randy Orton was this afterthought, and I
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had this weird flashback of the promos between these women
and el Sky was kind of always an afterthought and
being like pushed aside, pushed aside, pushed aside, and I
was like, I wonder if they're gonna do the Randy
Orton thing, and I was like, Noah, they're not going
to do it, and I dismissed it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I didn't call this match. I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I picked Bianca and then the matches going on, matches
going on, all of a sudden, she hits her fitt.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I was like, holy shit, they did the Randy Orton thing.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
And then he came out Monday Night Ron and I
was like, were you expecting someone else? I wonder if
she's going to do that something similar to that on
this Monday Night Raw if she does the Japanese equivalent
to were you expecting someone else?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Because that would be gangster if she did.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
But those chicks are badass Bianca Belle Air. This was
one of her best matches ever, like the personality she
showed in the ring, whether she was playing heal or face,
and she kind of had to do both in the match,
which was weird because the crowd was like, you know, boo,
we like Rha, and then they were like, no, you're
actually so awesome. We like you too, just as much
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like they couldn't really, they couldn't really pick who their
favorite was. But I like, I like wrestling when it's
good man and those chicks kicked ass. They just they
just kicked ass. They're all so different too, they all
have a totally different style. But Bianca might be the
baddest motherfucker out there.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like, she just loved this match. She's confused though, that
they had the exact same finish as the three way
match with penta bron breaker and.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Oh yeah that was a four way Finn and dom Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Am I missing this up? There was the same finish.
What was the other three way match off the top
rope for the pin?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I think it might have been the four way. Yeah,
it was the four way because Dominic came off the
top rope and got the pin on Finn.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, it was the same finish. And I remember going,
I think I just saw that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Like we already saw that's that's interesting. I just kind
of I think you're right. I think you might be right.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, but that but I was shocked that she won,
but fine with it after I gave it some thought,
because I'm like, well, Ria didn't really earn her way
into this match, and Biancabella is a star and has
been the champ for a long time, and we can
keep this good story going. It's like, let's just leave
the leave the title on Eosky and you know this,
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let's just continue things as as as we are already headed,
which is not what I usually think for WrestleMania. I
usually think of WrestleMania as like this is the end
of all the stories, so that maybe that's why I
was surprised, but it was, it was. It was a
great match, and I love the high flying. I love
she did a ton of really great luchador esque high flying,
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which I appreciated.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Jeff, are you going to be anywhere this weekend?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Can the people find you this weekend? I will be
in Arizona at a stand up live. Get tickets or
go to jeffdi dot com you can get tickets for
that or any of the other places I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna be in Nashville soon, in Miami soon, Port Charlotte,
Florida soon. So check me out and.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Rate this WrestleMania out of all the WrestleManias you've seen
or gone to, as far as like like one to
ten me not like you don't have to say this
is the third the third greatest role that's too hard,
but like one to tenant, what did you think.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So I've always been a real extreme guy where I
give like if I like something, I'm like ten. It's
I'm not like port Nooy, where like I can have
the best pizza in the world and give it a
six point five. If I like a thing, it's a ten,
and if I and if I didn't like it, I
give it a one. That's usually how I grate it.
But for this I will say that WrestleMania was an
eight because there was little parts of disappointment, but I
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still really really enjoyed it and had a good time,
so still an eight.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, the crust was crispy, the sauce was.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
He's a one bite, one bite, and then he just
keeps nibbling. You're like, those are bites.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
The first ten bites count as one bite, all right,
that's just pizza.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
That's pizza rules right there. The same with nachos.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's why you can have one bite of nachos not
gain weight even though it's ten.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Every wife, no, one bite is just really one bite.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Of your food is usually how it works. And you're like, no,
I ordered the steak. You didn't want the steak. You
wanted the fish, and now half my steak is fucking gone,
and I don't want to eat half your fish because
I didn't want to taste that. Every dude out there
knows how I feel on behalf of Jeff Die.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm pretty friends you. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
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Speaker 1 (15:25):
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