The Footy Dictionary
From the do-or-die to danger games, scrappy wins to four-quarter performances, the dictionary of Australian rules football is choc-a-bloc full of unique phrases, cliches and for the uninitiated... banana skins. What counts as must-win? Which players deserve public nicknaming? And how much gusto should each post-victory song earn? Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien, Connor Buttigieg and guest adjudicators you've actually heard of are here to answer the questions you didn't know you care about but actually really, really do. New season on SYN kicks off at 6pm on Sunday, 9th of February.
Episodes
The final siren has sounded at Dictionary HQ, but the boys are in the studio to give one last worthy hurrah in radio junk time.
Thanks for listening this season, DicHeads. Catch Harper every Friday from 8am on SYN's breakfast show Get Cereal, and Hamish riding his camel to get to Bishkek in time for the Central Asian Australian Football League grand final.
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Harper's coming into the studio at his highest point this week, still buzzing off Essendon's streak-snapping win over Port. Hamish is not so happy - at least until he hears a football media great's name in an Arabic-language 2000s pop banger.
Stick around for a show-closing poem dedicated to the reserved seat members who you always hear but never see.
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A hush has gone 'round Dictionary HQ after Carlton and Essendon were consigned to 0-2 starts ahead of their primetime fixtures this weekend.
Hamish has some melancholy melodies and Harper is bringing some early-season commentary faux pas to the table. Tune in to find out the precise definition of a 'cricket score', what's gone wrong with the MCG LEDs and why we met be set for a new age of half-time entertainment.
Hamish O'Brien and Harper Pestinger have a lot to say about the final week of AFL pre-season. Stadium MCs, sponsor contract negotiators and tropical weather systems are all in the firing line.
We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ
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Pre-season action is gaining speed, Robert Menzies is ramping up and The Footy Dictionary is hitting its straps this week.
Join Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien for another powerful hour of niche footy chat that'll make you go "wowzer".
We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ
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Nothing brings people together like a match sim at Whitten Oval.
All it took was four-goal second half from Tom Edwards, and just like that Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien are back, reunited on the airwaves.
What classifies as a big week? What's the etiquette for on-field team photos? And how did another talkback caller find our number?
We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @Dictiona...
'What's this whole Dictionary show even about?'
Well, it's definitely not on-field analysis, and we've stretched beyond just the language of Aussie rules.
To kick off the new season, The Footy Dictionary presents the definitive, hour-long answer to this oft-asked question.
From banner/song synchronisation to Africanised bees, footy card facts to Fable Singers, this show is quite something.
It's come to this.
Six weeks of scouring the depths of history to find football's greatest journeymen. Today, we finalise our All-Journeyman line-up, including, crucially, the fabled ruck position.
Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg are in the studio to name their contenders, read out the most romantic of love letters and partake in a musical quiz that surprised EVERYONE.
In this crafts and textiles edition of The Dictionary, art aficionado/ABC Sport commentator Ben Cameron joins Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien to tear through his favourite footy quirks.
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Marnie Vinall - of ABC and The Footy with Broden Kelly fame - is in the studio with Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien to present her greatest niche loves and hates of Aussie rules.
We're live from 5pm every Sunday on SYN 90.7 FM with footy guests who nerd out on the niche. All the cool cats listen, so we'll see you there.
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I see it, but I don't believe it! Don't adjust your set! It's the greatest miracle since Brendan Fevola's 2006 Grand Final sprint triumph!
Your mainstream footy media is off on holidays. But as you well know, when the experts are away, the DicHeads come out to play.
That's right: the Footy Dictionary is back with a Danny Frawley BANG and, goodness gracious, have we got a summer treat for you.
Big-gun guests will be joining Harper a...
Back and energised after a three-week suspension for failing to acknowledge Josh Walker's journeyman credentials, Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg convene to call out football's linguistic rule breakers and headline makers.
Can a home team take home a win?
What's the most over-discussed, frenzy-sparking rule in the AFL?
And should clubs post about opposition players being sent to the tribunal?
Tune in as the pa...
Fresh off their best performance of the season, Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien are back to tackle the footy questions you didn't know needed answering.
Why has Connor made himself unavailable for selection?
What makes certain sirens great?
Which members of the animal kingdom should list managers be considering?
And what was going through David King's head when he made the year's biggest blunder?
Chuck on your shades Mason and ...
You thought the journeymen deep dives were over. We thought the journeymen deep dives were over. Anthony Hudson, though, had different plans and has thrown us the biggest, juiciest bone that we've yet chewed on.
This week, Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg reconvene to hear more media misconducts sent to our Tribunal.
Why is Mason Cox so bad at describing footy to foreigners? Can bad teams have danger games? An...
Harper, Connor and Hamish are back again to over-analyse this week's critical talking points and shake up Greg Champion's tyrannical footy song monopoly.
Why should Josh Schache grow out his hair?
How wriggly must the score worm be for a game to be considered see-sawing?
And how exactly does one pronounce Kolodjashnij? Perhaps Dwayne Russell can give us a better idea.
The Dictionary Boys are dancing now.
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All the way back in November, journalism students and future media big dogs Jack Langdon and Joe Horrigan ventured north of the Yarra to detail their Things About Football with Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien.
2:30 - Sunday afternoons at Docklands
12:13 - Post-coin toss sirens when the captain runs back to the huddle
22:38 - The futility of goal umpires
27:37 - Channel 7 and Fox Footy's scoreboards
32:03 - Adam Cooney being the...
The Footy Dictionary is back, in a big, Elliott-Himmelberg-kick-into the-Torrens kind of way.
For our debut SYN Radio episode, Harper Pestinger and Hamish O’Brien are joined by Connor Buttigieg to chew the fat on the heinous linguistic misdemeanours from the week in footy.
Can teams really ‘feel each other out’? Is it possible for defenders to ‘take it up’ to small forwards? And can commentators claim that kicks that don’t clear th...
A quick debate on correct usage of the "saga" tag, and then we get into the serious stuff:
6:00 - The roar immediately following the national anthem
10:47 - A perfectly timed crumb and goal
15:36 - “He’s been doing it all day” in the first 30 seconds
22:39 - T...
The Age's Peter Ryan jumps on The Things About Football to talk through the niches of footy with Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien.
Before that though, the tribunal:
0:18 - Can the 52-game "milestone" be celebrated on a banner?
2:02 - Shameful in-ad footy language misuse ft. Shaquille O'Neal
Then the main event: Peter's niche footballing loves and hates:
4:24 - The smell and feel of a new Sherrin
9:43 - Ear-wormy footy ads and op...
Ryan Daniels | Animalistic nicknames, numerically sequenced name reading and overeager news-breaking
Back from a post-finals bye, Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien are joined by 7 News Perth's Ryan Daniels for The Things About Football.
The tribunal is first:
0:29 - What makes for a poorly abbreviated footy ground?
2:29 - Which animals have been shunned by football nicknamers?
And then Ryan's niche footballing loves and hates:
7:12 - Footy songs' brass instrumentals
16:20 - Premiership medal-accepting players' names read o...
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