No Return
No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato. This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales: - Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions. - Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships. - Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children. - Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands. - Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes. - Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme. - Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play. And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out: https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD
Episodes
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In light of recent feedback concerning the highly irregular release format that The Seminal Work 'No Return' has chosen to follow... Acclaimed Artist and Genius Kier Zhou... has asked me to release this statement...
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Brother Ravi and Sangha Adrastea investigate the mysteries of the universe and they are, quite frankly, dull.
Brother Ravi/Pekko: Kier Zhou
Sangha Adrastea: Angela Yih
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Foul language
- Mild peril
- Death/Dyin...
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Pekko and Adrastea head off to 'The Puddle' to bring Ravi back to life, playing games, invading dreams and revealing big secrets en route to the their destination!
Adrastea- Angela Yih @ GirlmadeofJade
Pekko/Ravi - Kier Zhou
Young Ravi - Matth...
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Ravi Returns, attempts to find Adrastea and makes a new friend. Pekko and Adrastea continue playing games en route to the puddle. A new threat emerges.
Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjade
Gnilfiet- Krissi Williams
The Dissident - Jak True (he/him) @jak_...
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The Dissident learns that much has changed since he died. Adrastea deals with the Berserkers and Pekko travels more memories.
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Adrastea- Angela Yih
Dissident- Jack True
Ravi/Pekko/Bikh...
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Ravi and The Dissident play catch up. Adrastea calls out Pekko and has her mind blown. She arrives.
Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJade
Ravi/Pekko: Kier Zhou
The Dissident: Jak True @TrueJak
Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissix
Ilkea: Maddie Will...
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Ravi reflects on the benefits of death. Gnilfiet upsets Pekko.
Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJade
Ravi/Pekko: Kier Zhou
The Dissident: Jak True @TrueJak
Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissix
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Pekko tells a meandering story of 'the great cosmogony'. Gnilfiet listens impatiently waiting for her moment.
Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams
Pekko: Kier Zhou
All the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!
Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going on? Honestly... probably not...
Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjade
Gnilfiet- Krissi Williams
The Dissident - Dr Loup Sutcliffe
Ravi- Kier Zhou
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Violence
- Threats of Violence
-Threats of Cannibalism
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Lt Lars Xu's memories are played out by the Commander's LUDEN. Things are as muddled and confused as he promised... but he seems to be recalling a meeting with a mysterious woman in The Narrows and the start of the investigation into the attack at The Row...but...
The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.
Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.
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The following is an excerpt from the journal of Chief Signalman Olinwa Aora Galondel Nossiter. They were part of the Holy Mission to the North Hub. The Chief Signalman is presently missing in action and this document is marked for destruction. I have chosen to share it h...
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Sergeant Major Dagrun and Contuburnium One receive their orders.
CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)
Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)
Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco
Tpr Tomo - Jack Duncan
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The boys find themselves in trouble as they try to navigate the streets of the capitol.
CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)
Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)
Tpr Nuori Gazi - Graham Capobianco
What was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Foul language
- Mild Peril
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Mal and Gav find themselves in a spot of bother in The Row whilst Deky and the Troopers prepare for battle.
Gav- Dylan @DylanandDragons
Mal- Girunduu @Girunduu
Performer 1 - Aaron @Zed1Pod
Performer 2- Katie @Zed1Pod
Door Man - Graham Capobianco ...
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Gav and Mal finally get the prisoner back to Colonel Wilifred. Deky, Tommo, Gazi and Von Overton engage the enemy. Dagrun and Luobo prepare a surprise from the skies...
Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber
Gav- Dylan @DylanandDragons
Mal- Girunduu @Girundu...
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Jiloat and Scurlott relive their return to Emedu and the horrors of the Nunyus Gap as they try to escape the Capitol. Lars and Lucca continue their investigation by speaking to the dead.
Lt Lars Xu - Blake White
Lucca - Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot- A...
Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.
Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis.
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