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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day, Steve,
how you feeling? How you doing? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You know, I'm getting better, not one hundred percent, but
I'm much better.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
But just going back to work kind of helps me
because it kind of pushes me to the next level.
That takes my mind off of it. I left my
pain medicine at home yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thh cad. Oh there was a mistake. Oh, dad was
a mistake. Who after that second show?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, man, like somebody had plugged the refrigerator card up
in my jaw and just had cut the refrigerator on
like low home. And then I work with some young
people too. My stylist is young, my makeup artist is young,
and they are no help because they thirty and thirty one.
(00:52):
They don't even know what sixty eight is. They'd just
be saying just the dumbest stuff like what like grit
your teeth, Grit your teeth so you can keep pressure
on it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What are you serious? Dental work?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And yeah, I had seven bone grafts done in my
mouth on both sides, upper and lower, y'all, so I
have seven holes in the back.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Of my head.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And that was elected.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, who thought, well, what you mean by that show you.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Chose to do it right or did you have to
do it but you chose to do it?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well? Yeah, I chose to do it because the alternative
wasn't gonna be good. Okay, I don't know if Now
what do you call it surgery?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What kind of elective? Elective?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's like when people get like classic cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
No, no mine, yeah, well my no, mine was selective, okay,
no elective, it is different.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, So what do you mean by selective?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I had to have it done because I could select
health or unhealth. Now you get to pick, and I
chose health, so I selected health. Elective is like, you know,
plastic surgery, like you have fast stumbach or you can
get this liposuction.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Uh huh, you have to get that.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, but it ain't got nothing to do with your health.
That's vanity.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
This was not vain. But what they did you can't
even see I had it, so it ain't vain. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You have all your teeth? He don't know, Okay, I
don't know what. I'm four of them, gone of them?
And then ill I had two titanium screws in my
jaw on one on the right and one and left.
They put the titanium screw in there. They put the
cap on it, then they set the tooth on top. Well,
(02:58):
I had that in the top and the bottom, all
four of them out, and then I had three wisdom
teeth that was taken out. They had to redo them.
So that's seventeenth. Ain't no replacement that. It just holes
in my head.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So you're just drinking.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, let me tell you what the mistake I made yesterday,
because you know my head, my head was feeling pretty
good and I was chewing, and normally I just chew
on my front teeth. I gotta nomb go all the
way to the side, just as long as I don't
push you to the back. And I don't know what
the hell I was thinking about. I let a piece
of hot chicken go in the back and it fell.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
In one of them holes.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, let me tell you something. I never had to
run up out of here. I never had to run
up out of here. I had that hot meat down
in that hole and you can't just get it out.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Man. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What what.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I had hot piece of chicken meat down in that
hole in my jaw. God, y'all, you be talking to
the Lord.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And I was trying to cool it, but he had
been down in the hole. How do you You can't
cool it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
So it cooled off on his own. That was last
night at seven thirty. I ain't ate nothing since.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm thinking I gonna eat today. Yeah, now, I'm not nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Boy. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
So he said, for your throat, mister Harvey, just eat
shaved ice.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I had one little chunk's ice fall in that hole. Boy,
Let me tell you something. I can't tell you which.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
One was to hot on the coat? Yeah, I can't
tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
But I was heavily medicated when that cold hit, so
I didn't really get the full effect of it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But that medicine, don't now, So that hot a piece
of chicken?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, I ain't right down there, boys, And I can't
eat anything with spiciness to it because my throat is
still raw.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So it just burns too much when.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You can't eat nothing, though, Trooper to work.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
But I'm but I'm but I'm over it though, Shirley,
I'm being honest with you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm truly, truly over this, but.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's going to take time. You had surgery.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
See half a day. I want it over.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Saday, sady, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. My doctor told me that
you can't. I told me not to come back to work.
And I looked at the doctor. I said, yeah, any idea?
How much they pay me?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Any idea?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
And that's just you.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I said, here, you what it is. I bet you
it'd be at work tomorrow. You said, anice start. I
have to just take care of yourself. I said, I will.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Doctor. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Hey, y'all talk to God today. He'd absolutely love to
hear from you. Y'all stay in peace.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
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