August 5, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news our Pheles's leader is back and we can't wait
to hear about his big vacation. All of that, Kamala
Harris is officially the Democratic nominee for president and we
are eagerly waiting to see who she will select as
her running mate for vice president today. That is all
coming up at the top of the hour, but right
(00:20):
now it is time to ask the CLO. Steve Harvey
is back in the building as our chief love officer.
Here we go with Andrea and White Plains. Andrea writes,
overheard my husband on a call telling one of his
exes that he's very happily married. Now. He laughed a
lot and told her that it could have been her,
but she was playing. Am I his second choice? Is
(00:43):
it okay to ask him what he meant by that?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I think he said what he meant. He told this
woman he's very happily married. Yeah, Now a rub in
your face? Was it could have been you? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She was playing?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Now, Please know she's sick about that because she probably
good and single. And the fact that you overheard him
speaking positively about you, I would leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Ask him anything.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You say, but you ain't gonna do that, no, cause
you don't know how to leave it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, was you talking to her?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Fall?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
How am I your second choice? You know.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
About all that?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know, dog?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I already know Clo and gave you his advice.
You ain't finna take it, so do you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Charles and Selma says, my neighbor's wife left him for
another man. I have seen her come by the house
and check his mail at least four times. I make
sure she sees me watching her. Should I mention it
to my neighbor or let him handle his own mess?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Advice?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Now, why are you in that handle his own man?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
She'd have left him for another man? How much more
messy can it be? So she over there checking the mail?
She left him for another man. She forgot to take
the mail check Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
(02:22):
make sure she see you. That's fine. I don't know
what they're supposed to do. That ain't stopping her. She
still comes. You better not go over there and say nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Let him handle his own mess, all right. Moving on
to Oneka and Henderson, Onneka writes, I was supposed to
meet a coworker at a hotel last week and he
didn't show up. He hasn't answered any of my calls
or texts, and he's been off since Wednesday. Our boss
is not telling us anything. I'm so worried. Should I
(02:48):
go by his house?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Kill you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Should you go by the house on clo Yes? Should
you go by the house? He ain't show up at
the hotel, he ain't been at work for a week.
I'm so worried. Somebody found out about this rendezvous. He
may not be at the house, but I can tell
you what he is doing. He is somewhere, probably recovery,
(03:17):
is recovering. Somebody found out about this rondevout and it
ain't been the same at his house since.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Don't go by that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
House, please don't?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Last one? Last one? Estella and Las Colinas. Estella says
I had sex with a guy and he stayed over
all night. My sister called to see how the sex
was and I told her it was terrible. I was
speaking in Spanish and I didn't know that the guy
speaks Spanish too. I feel bad for what I said.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
How do I fix it?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't care if you can't speak Spanish? You know
when somebody telling you you ain't got good sex. No, no,
you know you be. I don't care no eye blad
no eye blair only no no do you oh no
doorse thress s one two three. That's all because you
(04:17):
know we're talking about you. Oh poquito me son me
see what he saying. You know you ain't even gotta
speak Spanish, can't speak Spanish. And if I'm hearing this,
I know they talking. Oh holy oh complain the oh
so local you know, local city said saying local.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's so slow, know me, know me appreciate you tak
you're just making no more, won't te you know to show.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh all that translates span. I don't care if you
don't speak Spanish. When you done gave a woman some
bad sex, you know it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't care. She gonna say something.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
El negro.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah illegal, we know. I want to turn him. I
want to deport.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That bad.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Huh that's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He know he know gorand and all?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No single no no dogs three. Well you mean like
the mint? No, I mean like minutes is a mint? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah no, you ain't got to speak spanishy yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah he knew he was talking about here, what difference
do it make? And he stayed over the seat. Listen
to me, fella, if you don't have a good reputation
in bed.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
When you get thu go home.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
The question, though, question, Steve, how do you know? How
would he know that he's not good at that?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But what if he thinks he is? You can see,
look at ut is she staying at you? Like what
she picked up?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, if both of y'all get through and she set
up when you sit up, then if she sit up
when you sit.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Up, it was bad. If you get up to go
to the bathroom and she run passion bad, pretty bad.
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, yeah, okay, anymore, she can't fix it though, right anymore?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
If you tell.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Her to bring you a hot time out the bathroom
and she hollered back in there, what you needed.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
For, it was bad. I'm just gonna tell you, though,
I'm just gonna tell you that, hey, maybe have a
hot time when you come out there. What you need
it for? Put your clothes on and go in your
cop out the nice dance?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All right, thank you, see all, welcome back, Chief Love officer.
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
This If all the cover still look the same when
you get through, you ain't hurting the dolls.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Just go on, get.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You're listening. Hardy Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment
news our Pheles's leader is back and we can't wait
to hear about his big vacation. All of that, Kamala
Harris is officially the Democratic nominee for president and we
are eagerly waiting to see who she will select as
her running mate for vice president today. That is all
coming up at the top of the hour, but right
(00:20):
now it is time to ask the CLO. Steve Harvey
is back in the building as our chief love officer.
Here we go with Andrea and White Plains. Andrea writes,
overheard my husband on a call telling one of his
exes that he's very happily married. Now. He laughed a
lot and told her that it could have been her,
but she was playing. Am I his second choice? Is
(00:43):
it okay to ask him what he meant by that?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I think he said what he meant. He told this
woman he's very happily married. Yeah, Now a rub in
your face? Was it could have been you? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She was playing?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Now, Please know she's sick about that because she probably
good and single. And the fact that you overheard him
speaking positively about you, I would leave it alone.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Ask him anything.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You say, but you ain't gonna do that, no, cause
you don't know how to leave it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, was you talking to her?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Fall?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
How am I your second choice? You know.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
About all that?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You know, dog?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So I already know Clo and gave you his advice.
You ain't finna take it, so do you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Charles and Selma says, my neighbor's wife left him for
another man. I have seen her come by the house
and check his mail at least four times. I make
sure she sees me watching her. Should I mention it
to my neighbor or let him handle his own mess?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Please?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Advice?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Now, why are you in that handle his own man?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
She'd have left him for another man? How much more
messy can it be? So she over there checking the mail?
She left him for another man. She forgot to take
the mail check Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
(02:22):
make sure she see you. That's fine. I don't know
what they're supposed to do. That ain't stopping her. She
still comes. You better not go over there and say nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Let him handle his own mess, all right. Moving on
to Oneka and Henderson, Onneka writes, I was supposed to
meet a coworker at a hotel last week and he
didn't show up. He hasn't answered any of my calls
or texts, and he's been off since Wednesday. Our boss
is not telling us anything. I'm so worried. Should I
(02:48):
go by his house?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Kill you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Should you go by the house on clo Yes? Should
you go by the house? He ain't show up at
the hotel, he ain't been at work for a week.
I'm so worried. Somebody found out about this rendezvous. He
may not be at the house, but I can tell
you what he is doing. He is somewhere, probably recovery,
(03:17):
is recovering. Somebody found out about this rondevout and it
ain't been the same at his house since.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Don't go by that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
House, please don't?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Last one? Last one? Estella and Las Colinas. Estella says
I had sex with a guy and he stayed over
all night. My sister called to see how the sex
was and I told her it was terrible. I was
speaking in Spanish and I didn't know that the guy
speaks Spanish too. I feel bad for what I said.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
How do I fix it?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't care if you can't speak Spanish? You know
when somebody telling you you ain't got good sex. No, no,
you know you be. I don't care no eye blad
no eye blair only no no do you oh no
doorse thress s one two three. That's all because you
(04:17):
know we're talking about you. Oh poquito me son me
see what he saying. You know you ain't even gotta
speak Spanish, can't speak Spanish. And if I'm hearing this,
I know they talking. Oh holy oh complain the oh
so local you know, local city said saying local.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's so slow, know me, know me appreciate you tak
you're just making no more, won't te you know to show.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh all that translates span. I don't care if you
don't speak Spanish. When you done gave a woman some
bad sex, you know it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't care. She gonna say something.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
El negro.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah illegal, we know. I want to turn him. I
want to deport.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That bad.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Huh that's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He know he know gorand and all?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No single no no dogs three. Well you mean like
the mint? No, I mean like minutes is a mint? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah no, you ain't got to speak spanishy yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah he knew he was talking about here, what difference
do it make? And he stayed over the seat. Listen
to me, fella, if you don't have a good reputation
in bed.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
When you get thu go home.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
The question, though, question, Steve, how do you know? How
would he know that he's not good at that?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But what if he thinks he is? You can see,
look at ut is she staying at you? Like what
she picked up?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, if both of y'all get through and she set
up when you sit up, then if she sit up
when you sit.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Up, it was bad. If you get up to go
to the bathroom and she run passion bad, pretty bad.
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, yeah, okay, anymore, she can't fix it though, right anymore?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
If you tell.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Her to bring you a hot time out the bathroom
and she hollered back in there, what you needed.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
For, it was bad. I'm just gonna tell you, though,
I'm just gonna tell you that, hey, maybe have a
hot time when you come out there. What you need
it for? Put your clothes on and go in your
cop out the nice dance?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
All right, thank you, see all, welcome back, Chief Love officer.
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
This If all the cover still look the same when
you get through, you ain't hurting the dolls.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Just go on, get.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You're listening. Hardy Morning Show
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