August 19, 2024 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right. Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, Doctor Umar claims that Steve is being
paid to support V. P. Harris's presidential campaign. Doctor Umar,
he's big on Instagram, Steve, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
All the time. I mean you're so famous, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Simone Biles were a Green Bay packer's jacket to a
Chicago Bears game caused a ruckus, and Enna Detroit judge
is suspended after mistreating a student during a field trip.
We'll talk about all of these stories coming up at
the top of the hour, but right now it is
time for the man of the hour, Steve Harvey, and
(00:48):
ask the clo he's our chief love officer too. This
is from Sharissa Monroe. Charis says the guy she's dating
has been pressuring her for sex, but he hasn't taken
her on a real date or offered to put gas
in her car, or get her nails done or get
her hair done. He said that he's never had to
(01:09):
do that for sex. Cheri says she's forty eight and
divorced and she wants to know has dating changed.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, Cheri, I want you to be carefless of something
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
He wants sex and he hasn't taken you on a
real date yet, and then you says he ain't put
gas in your car or putting a nails. So I'm
trying to figure out what's the requirement for sex because
all you talking about is a real date like dinner,
(01:45):
movie something like that. Are you talking about getting your
tank filled up or your nails done?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
If that's all it is for sex, I can't tell.
It's a whole lot of takers for that. But I
would think what you need to do at forty eight
and realize has dating changed is yeah, it has changed,
and you need to make some adjustments also because I
don't know if you want to face the fact of
(02:13):
why you're single again at forty eight.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But was it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Because your other relationship was based on nails, gas, dinner
and a movie?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Now do you want to do?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You want to just have prerekfaces for how you pass
out sex or you trying to have relationship? Because if
you just have sex, just go on, get your gas tank,
feel and wait if somebody do your nails and get
your hair done, how much your bad costs now? And
then just go on and have sex. If you want
to have relationship. You're gonna have to change something.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Sorry, Okay, gonna move Because all I heard was a
letter of how much her sex costs.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
That's all I heard. I didn't hear nothing about treatment expectations.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you hear the part about him pressuring her for sex?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, and then he told her he ain't never had
to do that, to.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Which means yeah, yeah, he's not used to openly paying first.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But taking her on a real date.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
See, all of that has nothing to do with you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You're saying she's putting a price on sex, that's.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
What you're Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, look, he's pressuring you for sex. You ain't got
to give a man nothing, right, you're the owner of that. Yeah,
and you should control that. But now you done obviously
told him about the gas and the nails, and his
response was he ain't ever had to do that before
to get no sex.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Maybe y'all two don't need to be together.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Coming up in here empty handed doing that, you know,
I mean and and and I and I don't blame him,
what a dude. You can't come up here and say
you ain't gonna do nothing. Now, just give it to me,
come on home. And you know how he's.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Moving on to JJ and Topeka, JJ writes, my brother's
wife is very stand office, and my wife doesn't want
her to come to our baby shower. She expects me
to tell my brother not to bring his wife. My
brother will hate my wife if I do that. Do
I disobey my pregnant wife and insult my brother?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Well, his his wife is staying office, which means she
could be an introvert.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
She could be shy, you know, she.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Could be you know, uneasy around crowds or people.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Just let her come to the shower and sit ass
in the corner.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, but you can't have your husband tell his brother, Hey, man,
don't bring your girl over here, because now what the
brother coming for? Now?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Your wife is being a little bit unreasonable.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
About it. It's the baby shower. Just let her come
and be stand office. That's how she is. At least
she ain't a busy body. She ain't over there being
messy and starting. She's just sitting in the corner. Give
on a piece of watermelon. Listen to me, Give off
a piece of watermelon because people, Yeah, because it's hard
to look, you know, watermelon. Yeah, watermelon hard to eat?
(05:28):
You know it ain't a.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Easy food to eat.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, especially if you don't dice it up in blocks.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You just cut slices. You got that right, right.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
To make sure it's with no seeds, right, Babyower gift.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Let me.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Hey, we were in Africa and I was we was
out of this restaurant and the dude that was with Terrell,
he asked her, oh the way that He said, Hey, man, y'all.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ain't got no watermelon, ain't got no seeds in it.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
The brother said, what is this? That's in Africa. They
don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, how do
you have a watermelon with no seas? But we so
eating all this GMO genetically modified mess. We think seedless watermelon.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is not natural.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, that's all I wanted watermelon with seeds. I don't
buy it if it doesn't happen. Man, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Moving on to Uri and Macon, Macon says, my neighbor
illegally sells lunch plates out of her house Monday through Friday.
I told her that her customers need to stop blocking
my driveway. She said, that's between me and the person
that's driving the car. Should I report her illegal business?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
No, no, she's not illegally selling anything.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Why is that illegal? When is selling food illegal from
your house?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You need a license if you go out on the street,
but I don't think you need a license if you're
selling food out your house.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
She got a full blown.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He's booming man, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
But now she says that's between you and the person
driving the car, which is true. She may not even
know these people. But I think what she should do
to accommodate you is to let anybody know that comes
in please do not block the neighbor's driveways. And that's
the courteous thing to do, so you don't have a
problem with the neighbor. Now, if you're gonna have these
people coming to your house, they're gonna have to follow
(07:35):
some type of rules.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Now, he ain't just be blocking driveways.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, she's right for that.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You know that's good, But.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Be a quick minute report.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You you cut her money off, that's gonna be a
whole nother problem.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Go between you and the person driving the car. No,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You shut that woman business down. Your grasp, don't be dying,
you'll fly out. Bed ain't gonna be no good.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Your puppy missing all right, Cello, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're listening Hard Morning Show.
All right. Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
In entertainment news, Doctor Umar claims that Steve is being
paid to support V. P. Harris's presidential campaign. Doctor Umar,
he's big on Instagram, Steve, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
All the time. I mean you're so famous, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Simone Biles were a Green Bay packer's jacket to a
Chicago Bears game caused a ruckus, and Enna Detroit judge
is suspended after mistreating a student during a field trip.
We'll talk about all of these stories coming up at
the top of the hour, but right now it is
time for the man of the hour, Steve Harvey, and
(00:48):
ask the clo he's our chief love officer too. This
is from Sharissa Monroe. Charis says the guy she's dating
has been pressuring her for sex, but he hasn't taken
her on a real date or offered to put gas
in her car, or get her nails done or get
her hair done. He said that he's never had to
(01:09):
do that for sex. Cheri says she's forty eight and
divorced and she wants to know has dating changed.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, Cheri, I want you to be carefless of something
you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
He wants sex and he hasn't taken you on a
real date yet, and then you says he ain't put
gas in your car or putting a nails. So I'm
trying to figure out what's the requirement for sex because
all you talking about is a real date like dinner,
(01:45):
movie something like that. Are you talking about getting your
tank filled up or your nails done?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
If that's all it is for sex, I can't tell.
It's a whole lot of takers for that. But I
would think what you need to do at forty eight
and realize has dating changed is yeah, it has changed,
and you need to make some adjustments also because I
don't know if you want to face the fact of
(02:13):
why you're single again at forty eight.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But was it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Because your other relationship was based on nails, gas, dinner
and a movie?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Now do you want to do?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You want to just have prerekfaces for how you pass
out sex or you trying to have relationship? Because if
you just have sex, just go on, get your gas tank,
feel and wait if somebody do your nails and get
your hair done, how much your bad costs now? And
then just go on and have sex. If you want
to have relationship. You're gonna have to change something.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Sorry, Okay, gonna move Because all I heard was a
letter of how much her sex costs.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
That's all I heard. I didn't hear nothing about treatment expectations.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you hear the part about him pressuring her for sex?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, and then he told her he ain't never had
to do that, to.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Which means yeah, yeah, he's not used to openly paying first.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But taking her on a real date.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
See, all of that has nothing to do with you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You're saying she's putting a price on sex, that's.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
What you're Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, look, he's pressuring you for sex. You ain't got
to give a man nothing, right, you're the owner of that. Yeah,
and you should control that. But now you done obviously
told him about the gas and the nails, and his
response was he ain't ever had to do that before
to get no sex.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Maybe y'all two don't need to be together.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Coming up in here empty handed doing that, you know,
I mean and and and I and I don't blame him,
what a dude. You can't come up here and say
you ain't gonna do nothing. Now, just give it to me,
come on home. And you know how he's.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Moving on to JJ and Topeka, JJ writes, my brother's
wife is very stand office, and my wife doesn't want
her to come to our baby shower. She expects me
to tell my brother not to bring his wife. My
brother will hate my wife if I do that. Do
I disobey my pregnant wife and insult my brother?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Well, his his wife is staying office, which means she
could be an introvert.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
She could be shy, you know, she.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Could be you know, uneasy around crowds or people.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Just let her come to the shower and sit ass
in the corner.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, but you can't have your husband tell his brother, Hey, man,
don't bring your girl over here, because now what the
brother coming for? Now?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Your wife is being a little bit unreasonable.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
About it. It's the baby shower. Just let her come
and be stand office. That's how she is. At least
she ain't a busy body. She ain't over there being
messy and starting. She's just sitting in the corner. Give
on a piece of watermelon. Listen to me, Give off
a piece of watermelon because people, Yeah, because it's hard
to look, you know, watermelon. Yeah, watermelon hard to eat?
(05:28):
You know it ain't a.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Easy food to eat.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, especially if you don't dice it up in blocks.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You just cut slices. You got that right, right.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
To make sure it's with no seeds, right, Babyower gift.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Let me.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Hey, we were in Africa and I was we was
out of this restaurant and the dude that was with Terrell,
he asked her, oh the way that He said, Hey, man, y'all.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Ain't got no watermelon, ain't got no seeds in it.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
The brother said, what is this? That's in Africa. They
don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, how do
you have a watermelon with no seas? But we so
eating all this GMO genetically modified mess. We think seedless watermelon.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is not natural.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, that's all I wanted watermelon with seeds. I don't
buy it if it doesn't happen. Man, all right.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Moving on to Uri and Macon, Macon says, my neighbor
illegally sells lunch plates out of her house Monday through Friday.
I told her that her customers need to stop blocking
my driveway. She said, that's between me and the person
that's driving the car. Should I report her illegal business?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
No, no, she's not illegally selling anything.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Why is that illegal? When is selling food illegal from
your house?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You need a license if you go out on the street,
but I don't think you need a license if you're
selling food out your house.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
She got a full blown.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He's booming man, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
But now she says that's between you and the person
driving the car, which is true. She may not even
know these people. But I think what she should do
to accommodate you is to let anybody know that comes
in please do not block the neighbor's driveways. And that's
the courteous thing to do, so you don't have a
problem with the neighbor. Now, if you're gonna have these
people coming to your house, they're gonna have to follow
(07:35):
some type of rules.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Now, he ain't just be blocking driveways.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, she's right for that.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You know that's good, But.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Be a quick minute report.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You you cut her money off, that's gonna be a
whole nother problem.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Go between you and the person driving the car. No,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You shut that woman business down. Your grasp, don't be dying,
you'll fly out. Bed ain't gonna be no good.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Your puppy missing all right, Cello, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're listening Hard Morning Show.
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