Comedy Roulette - Nice Ways To Tell A Christian Off - 04.18.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time now for comedy. Roulette.
J please quickly explain.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning the wheel.
Where the wheel stops, we can make it funny because
we're comedians.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
This is true, all right.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Today's categories are lies people you know, people are gonna
be telling lies and lies. People tell about why they
can't pay you back your money. Lies, you tell about
something you know you saw, and then oh, this is interesting.
A nice way to tell a Christian off. A nice

(00:42):
way to tell Christian off.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
All right, yeah, all right, let's spend.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
The wheel, A nice way to tell a Christian off.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Let's go, fellas, all run, here we go. I always
found that. I always found that went in an argument
with the Christian, go biblical on their behind, Yes, straight biblical,
and hit them with this judge ye not lest you
be judged, and then just walk away and then you do.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Like it.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein, but
I like to apply the stories directly to them when
I'm arguing with Christians, like, I know he died for
your sins, but you're about to go tell him thank
you what I know he died for your sins, but
you're about to go tell him thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
About right here. You know, I don't believe Jesus would it?
Did that?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
A nice way to tell a Christian off.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yes, then we go comedy Roulette. Nice way to tell
a Christian off. You know, I don't think Jesus ever
had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Had a fight, but I have.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Okay, Yeah, this is what I do. You know, the
ones that think they better than everybody else. It's like
I never saw you walk on water. I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So nice way to tell a Christian off. Come on, Steve.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then,
but this is my house.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Like that just went there. A nice way to tell
a Christian off.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Jay, A nice way to tell a Christian of You know,
Easter is coming up. I hope you get to wear
that suit. You gotta live away, Okay, keep.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
On, keep on one.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians.
I always like the ones that hurt, like you know,
they be talking mess. You say, uh, you know, have
you ever heard the story of Stoning and Stephen?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Because what I'm about to do going there any.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Junior off into the deep form.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Of Christian Yeah, you got to know that. You know that,
you know that. It's a nice way to tell them.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Now you know you aren't just supposed to read the scriptures.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's a lot of judgment.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
The nice way to tell a Christian of you know,
Hella is in the Bible, won't you go there.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm not saying your daughter issious. I'm not saying that,
but she got a Jezebel spirit.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Earlier.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, well, I mean at least you guys are cussing.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay, n.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
A nice way to tell a Christian all well, you know,
Kirk Franklin said it best.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, that's a good one. Hey.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
You know, and that Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette.
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Speaker 1 (04:39):
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