September 10, 2024 • 4 mins
Junior got a question specifically for Big Dog.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Junior, So now you have a question for Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What is your question?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, you know, uncle, let me ask you some up
and I mean, and this is about your nephew. Man,
I really want to just get that to way because
I heard some earlier in the show today. I just
want to know how is this poser?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Tommy just said he bathed three times a day. Because
we had a story with the man from nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
He is a very clean person.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You can't all right, he's but you made a statement.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, you made a statement too. Unh Yeah, you can't
be friend with somebody that bathed three times a day. No,
could you explain why that?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
First of all, it's going to interfere with our friendship,
me being well, the fact that you got to bathe
three times a day. Me and my partners, we do
stuff like spirit a moment, okay, man, we finish, go
down here, y'all want to just meet up down here. Yeah,
we do stuff like that, And we got to wait
on you to bathe. See, we not nothing to keep
(01:00):
calling you because you got to pay three times a day.
You got to work that in between your radio show,
your TV show, your touring career, you a father and
a husband. You go into Jordan's games and all this
(01:21):
hell cleaned up, you know why? And three baths is
not it's not even necessary. It's really not though, it's
really really not. And for you to sit up in
this TV on this radio show and tell people that's
what you do three times a day, I find.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Why would I show up at my son gang funky
as hell? Why would I do that? Why wouldn't I
take a bath?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
But see, unless you have a gland problem from the
time you shower at five in the morning and you
need another one at eleven because you've been up sitting
up talking on the radio then and you got you
need to go to the doctor man and get that problem.
You need to you need some seal on something. Hey dog, Hey,
(02:07):
hey dog, hear what you need to do. You need
to stop using the odor and and start using Thompson's
deck sealer. You need to start You need to start
putting Prima and Seala on your funk ass. If you
stink from just doing this radio show, you got the
(02:28):
deodored ain't what you need. And I'm telling you that
hold Depot got it, Low's got it, Bears got it
out now. But Thompson Thompson's Thompson water sealer for dicks
is what you need.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Let's go down the timeline here. So what time of
the day do you are you taking all these showers?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Because I think that.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So in the morning when you wake up before we
do the show, I take a show and it helps
you wake you up.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Anyway, Yeah, all right, now, when I get through, I
get he in here, go ahead, okay, so afterwards, time
for that man early.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I wish the hell I would take a bandage.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm so glad we're not in the same room because
I was ready to take all that if you just
just get just in there.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
See what I don't like is I don't like all
day like. I don't like you smelling like all day.
That that bothers me.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right there, you all date you ain't bathed all day.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm not laying around next to your ass. Lee, I'm
gonna cross this.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Big ass platform.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
We're doing a radio show.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, okay, but I with a pillow.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Laying my face right next to your ass.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I probably want you to do.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
A little bit more, but don't come across this desk.
And as you glad, we zooming. Now, every time I
came to work in this radio show. It didn't take
no band for I came in there.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Man, you ain't never had no.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Problem out of me.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, So hang on, hang on.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Bath in the morning, okay, Shirley. So I go to
the gym. When I can leave the gym, no shower, okay, Now,
laid on an even before you go to bed. I
want you a bath. I want no shower.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay. That's breaking out.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He'll work out every day, shower, he'll work out every day, Shirley.
We need to know every day. He don't work out
every day. Shirley.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're a funky uncle. That's what you is.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He was a funky uncle.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We'll be back. We'll be back.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You need to wash this ignorant show.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Twenty minutes after write out, you're listening hard morning show
All right, Junior, So now you have a question for Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What is your question?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, you know, uncle, let me ask you some up
and I mean, and this is about your nephew. Man,
I really want to just get that to way because
I heard some earlier in the show today. I just
want to know how is this poser?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Tommy just said he bathed three times a day. Because
we had a story with the man from nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
He is a very clean person.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You can't all right, he's but you made a statement.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, you made a statement too. Unh Yeah, you can't
be friend with somebody that bathed three times a day. No,
could you explain why that?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
First of all, it's going to interfere with our friendship,
me being well, the fact that you got to bathe
three times a day. Me and my partners, we do
stuff like spirit a moment, okay, man, we finish, go
down here, y'all want to just meet up down here. Yeah,
we do stuff like that, And we got to wait
on you to bathe. See, we not nothing to keep
(01:00):
calling you because you got to pay three times a day.
You got to work that in between your radio show,
your TV show, your touring career, you a father and
a husband. You go into Jordan's games and all this
(01:21):
hell cleaned up, you know why? And three baths is
not it's not even necessary. It's really not though, it's
really really not. And for you to sit up in
this TV on this radio show and tell people that's
what you do three times a day, I find.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Why would I show up at my son gang funky
as hell? Why would I do that? Why wouldn't I
take a bath?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
But see, unless you have a gland problem from the
time you shower at five in the morning and you
need another one at eleven because you've been up sitting
up talking on the radio then and you got you
need to go to the doctor man and get that problem.
You need to you need some seal on something. Hey dog, Hey,
(02:07):
hey dog, hear what you need to do. You need
to stop using the odor and and start using Thompson's
deck sealer. You need to start You need to start
putting Prima and Seala on your funk ass. If you
stink from just doing this radio show, you got the
(02:28):
deodored ain't what you need. And I'm telling you that
hold Depot got it, Low's got it, Bears got it
out now. But Thompson Thompson's Thompson water sealer for dicks
is what you need.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Let's go down the timeline here. So what time of
the day do you are you taking all these showers?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Because I think that.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So in the morning when you wake up before we
do the show, I take a show and it helps
you wake you up.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Anyway, Yeah, all right, now, when I get through, I
get he in here, go ahead, okay, so afterwards, time
for that man early.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I wish the hell I would take a bandage.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm so glad we're not in the same room because
I was ready to take all that if you just
just get just in there.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
See what I don't like is I don't like all
day like. I don't like you smelling like all day.
That that bothers me.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right there, you all date you ain't bathed all day.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I'm not laying around next to your ass. Lee, I'm
gonna cross this.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Big ass platform.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
We're doing a radio show.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, okay, but I with a pillow.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Laying my face right next to your ass.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I probably want you to do.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
A little bit more, but don't come across this desk.
And as you glad, we zooming. Now, every time I
came to work in this radio show. It didn't take
no band for I came in there.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Man, you ain't never had no.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Problem out of me.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, So hang on, hang on.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Bath in the morning, okay, Shirley. So I go to
the gym. When I can leave the gym, no shower, okay, Now,
laid on an even before you go to bed. I
want you a bath. I want no shower.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay. That's breaking out.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
He'll work out every day, shower, he'll work out every day, Shirley.
We need to know every day. He don't work out
every day. Shirley.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're a funky uncle. That's what you is.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He was a funky uncle.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We'll be back. We'll be back.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You need to wash this ignorant show.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
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