Kwanzaa Party Tips - 12.26.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Steve, go ahead. Well, now what you about
to hear? It's pure comedic.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Genius, but I must lay a disclaimer. This is going
to be a little edgy. It's gonna ruffle a couple
of feathers. So I'm just letting you know this. This
is j Anthony Brown. He asked me do it, and

(00:35):
I kind of got an idea. I don't know exactly
what it is, but I'm in support of comedy. Yeah,
but I'm saying we're doing this with a disclaimer that
no one can call us and say nothing about it.
I don't know exactly what he gonna do, but he
could ruffle some feathers, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
J Anthony Brown, all right, what I'm about to do
right now?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Every year, a lot of people, good people you know,
meaning good have quanza parties.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Now, yes, I.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Don't think it's a lot of people. You can go ahead.
You must be trying to build this joke up and.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Trying to build it up.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's not a lot of quan How about people have
a quanza party and don't a lot of people come?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And they wonder why people don't come.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
What I have is suggestions to get more people to
your Quanza party. Number one, offer a free dog get
to anybody who will show up.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
One size fit all you learn.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Everybody that shows up to the Kwanza party, you get a.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Free bean pile. If you don't like me, give a
sweet potato. If everybody don't like me, I like, I love.
This is really good. This is really really good.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
If you have a quanza party, Steve, you can demonstrate
what I mean by this. Do not have more than
two velosifying brothers or sisters at your party.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
You don't want more than two in there. You don't
want to, you know, brothers.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let me say this about this time, this period that
we partake of in this a questrious moment, a history
of filing or the gatuatricness and the barbariousness of what
these holidays are too.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
That's why we celebrate quons.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
But I dare say, though, brother, you don't want that
we holdlate this situation, you knowing that it is par
regarically not a capability of scientific split. Let let me
interject some sensibility into this conversation.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of them at
your party? Okay, it hands up the move number five.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Ease up, this is very important. Ease up, you know what.
Ease up me right, Ease up on the incense and sage.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Okay, because the black of my nose is burning.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
How my shoes fill like I got a headache? Notious
too much? My green tastes like saves two. You want

(04:01):
number seven? You want to play something other than the
Lion King? Anne, This is vandpoint.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
The African Drummers don't have to play all night long, Okay,
they don't. Shirley, Dinner and last, but not en last.
Don't tell nobody it's a quiz about it.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Just tell him to come over. Okay, I have to
tell him something, you can. I'm having a bottle.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm having a party, all right.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Listen, coming up like for the nephew with today Frank
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