Sperm Races - 04.22.25

According to Yahoo dot com, the world’s first competitive sperm race will take place this Friday at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles. The race is for male reproductive health awareness and will take place under a microscopic camera that will track the progress of the sperms that are competing on a track that is designed to mimic the female reproductive system. There will be spectators at the event, play by play commentary, replays and betting opportunities on the fastest swimmers.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, so guys, here's a crazy male health reproductive story.
Male health reproductive Yeah, according to Yeah that's Junior in
case you guys don't know. According to Yahoo dot com, guys,
the world's first competitive sperm race will take place this

(00:23):
Friday at the Hollywood Palladium and where else, Los Angeles.
This race is for male reproductive health awareness and will
take place under a microscopic camera that will track the
progress of the sperms that are competing on a track
that is designed to mimic the female reproductive system. There
will be spectators at the event, play by play commentary replays,

(00:47):
and betting opportunities on the fastest swimmers. This idea was
founded by a few USC and UCLA college students and
the race is aimed at trying to raise awareness about
the decline in male fertility and male's reproductive health. So
here's a question, guys, is this something that you guys
will attend or bet on? Are you interested in anything

(01:08):
like this at all? It's to bring awareness to to
male reproductive health. That is what it's all about. So
when you think about them, yeah, men's fertility issues and
whose sperm is the racing? Why does that not mine.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Don't even race each other no more.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
But men can have children up into a very ripe age.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Women. Yeah, but you got you got the whole steel locus.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, you're crazy for real.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Mine, get out, get out?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh boy, don't would you go to be a bit? No,
no gaming thing, that's the question.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I'm not going to go watch nobody. I promise you
all enough. You don't be nothing but white students there,
that's all that's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
You are in support of things that men can do
to improve their reproductive health.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's not it. I don't want to reproduce no more.
So I don't no more babies. No, we're not. I'm
not interested in helping nobody reproduce. I don't you know
this old this old al Pacino and Dustin Hoffman at all,
all this stuff, Yeah, all them, Mike Douglas, white men.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Are you trying to say the older black men don't
want to be Bob? I'm trying to say that.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
First of all, I'm not congratulating you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
What what if you win? I ain't gonna say great sperm, John.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm not gonna say that.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Great sperm John.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Way to go.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
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