When Easter Speeches Go Wrong - 04.18.25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which

(00:02):
means it's time for the kids to give their Easter speeches.
Here's some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,
today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. Hie,
Little Tommy over there, and look at him over there, Hi,
little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be by.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Little j Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more than
just bunnies. Okaya, is more than just bunnies and candy.
Uh uh, how got boo boo?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, Now it's time for
Little Junior.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Little Junior, he is not here. He has risen just
as he said. Hey, bay, Hey, Daddy, Bobby, there's my
other brother. Is sister that Daddy told me not to
tell you about.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hi out.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Like going on?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay, we need
to have a speech by little Tommy. Now, come on up,
Little Tommy.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Here come Peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
Hey there, got mister Johnson.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy
go to work. Hey, mister Johnson, mister Johnson, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
God, okay, every everyone calmed down. Now it's time for
Little Steve. Come on up, little Steve.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
They're many years ago on the cross he died. Yes, hey, Daddy,
that's your boss, the one you call big flast stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
All right, okay, quiet everyone, let's get back to little
j Come on, come on, little j your turn.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, okay, okay, he died, but on the he died.
He died, but he died, but on the seventh day
he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give that in
little packs of sugar Daddy put in his pocket.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Okay, moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with our
Easter program. It's time once again for little Junior, Little Jor.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
He gave his life for us that we could be Hey,
that's the lady that comes out of the building that
has dances on it, and Daddy always gives her buddy
and says, this is funny.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech ready.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Down, you're pall ears cleanse tiny tail, Hey, mommy, And
that that's the lady that's got a little boy that looks.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Just like me and Daddy.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Now now, now hey, well ended right here with with
little Stevie.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with this one,
because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, dad,
the gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay down,
stay at to play video games. Hey mit, the Carter,
thanks for the money. They run out here for another

(04:14):
five next Friday. Okay, Daddy, you don't know him. That's
met the Carter and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why are
you choking at the Carter?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Happy Easter.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
That concludes our Eastern program for ladies and gentlemen. Thank
you everyone.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Come on, boys, my mama saint it.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.