Would You Rather

Be brutally honest with your wife or just ignore her questions?  Get just one thing on your body reduced or enlarged?  Walk to the subway for a snack or go to bed hungry?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is time now for a round it
would you rather? Would you rather, guys, be brutally honest
with your wife or would you rather just ignore her questions?
Does act like she's not even talking to you? Which
one I do be? Anyway? Oh? Oh, and you still
you live to tell that story? What? Yeah, I'll tell

(00:23):
you what I do a lot when I hear calling
me Steve, act like I don't hear damn thing. So
brue steere her. No, he don't know. What where did
you get to? Twenty of them? You gotta let us
lest some time go by. Call Steve. Then times I

(00:44):
gotta say your name. Maybe it'll go away. Hear me,
hear me, that's horrible. Pass me. I'm scared my wife.
I don't know. Yeah, I've ignored a question before I
saw the rebecushions. I can't do that. I was looking

(01:08):
at the TV and it just turned off. I didn't know.
I said, put it up. I didn't know she had
the remote, just hit the power button. I'm not doing that. No,
I'm gonna answer these questions, smart man. Would you rather
get just one thing, just one thing on your body reduced,
or would you rather get one thing on your body enlarged, reduced, Yeah,

(01:35):
what would you reduce? Thought? Cut that bad boy right down.
I'll say, I have so many roles. I'm muscling on
this thing right here. You quit talking to me, clarly,
f you go having problems because all I'm wearing is best,
and we have talked about these bottoms. You will have

(01:57):
some bottoms on. I don't want no shirt though, or
either all my shirts. It's gonna be fish net shirts
and cropped. Nine. Ain't gonna crop them. You ain't gonna
do that too much. Look, show off that six bat Yeah, yeah, No,

(02:23):
I'm getting my legs elong yeah, elongated. He go, so
you can be taller. See what it's mic up him
right around six one. I ain't trying. I ain't trying
to go to times six one. Man, your nose and
be bleeding all the time. All right, let's get this

(02:44):
glass one. And would you rather walk to the subway
late at night for a snack or would you rather
just go to bed hungry? Because I don't want Yes,
it's small. Let yeah, I don't need to be out
there late at night trying to get no damn sandwich.
I'm too big. African show would do mega hats on

(03:06):
and get that rope round my neck and my sandwich fall. Now,
I got to crawl through this darkness to find this
Still Bay sandwich. All right, Look that's today's round It
would you rather? We'll be back to close out of
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