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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call, nephew,
What you got for us? What this went on in
a lot of houses?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Really this went on. This happened because you know everybody
bringing them this pot, that pot, the pot looks you
know how it go. Then it happened in my house,
and I'm tired of this. This was my last one.
But this right here is the pot. Look bad potluck.
That's the title. Bad pot luck. Okay, Okay, I know
y'all has to be bringing up y'all houses. Just trifling. Okay,
(00:30):
I'm not gonna say nothing, but I still want to
say so. But I know my wife listen, but your
cousin can't bring no peaching no more and put some
damn blueberries in it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
She can't do that, no doubt. I'm just gonna go
and see it. She can't do it no more.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, you can't bring no greens and then have some
kind of meatium and there ain't turkey, and we don't
know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
No more to us, some assaucy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
In the greens. You cannot experiment on big holidays. All
this is bad pot. Let's go get them.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hello, I'm trying to ping Heather.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Excuse me? What you say?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm trying to reach the heather? Is this? How are you? Okay? Okay,
listen uh I got your number from from lowest Look
that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Now wait wait excuse me? Lois? Who's lowis.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Lewis?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes? Yes, yes, hi? How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm good? You you you? You? You was at at
Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, yes, was there?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay when I got when I got there, you was gone.
But what I'm what I'm calling by, is you the
one made the black eyed peas? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I did? You enjoyed them?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I enjoyed the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me
say this here, let me say this.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
No, come at work. You can't talk to me like this.
Don't do that, don't do that. Say whatever you gotta say,
but please don't curse that me.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Don't he go to deal.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Your beans got up and I didn't have to go
down to the doctor to get my stomach pumped. I
ain't got no damn insurance for none. This. You know this,
this this dill have me messed up for the last
week number for the loanss to tell you exactly you
know how your damn things is?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay? First, First of all, okay, I told you asked,
I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. I
can't talk to you the way I want to talk
to you. But let me just tell you this. Don't
call me with the dump. First of all, it was
a whole bunch of food there. How do you know
how can you single out my damn beans that made
you sit with all that got food there? You're not
(02:49):
gonna blame me.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Get out of here, mama Mama bean said you are
the one that made the things.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You don't give us said it was all this food there,
and you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained,
you know what the day's date is okay? And not
one other person called me about them beans, and by
the as a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me.
So for you to call me with the dumb all
late and wrong, you gonna blame me, probably because you
(03:15):
need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when
it was available to you. And how you want to
call me with no no no, no, no, no, no, So you
could tell whatever you know, you're.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings my stomach up.
And that's what the that's what it falls down to.
And at the end of the day, you're miss.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know the hell I hat what doctor bill? You
said you don't having shurance? So how did the hell
you go when knowing shot.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I had to play out my pocket to get my
stomach pumped.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, well taken care of. If you played out your pocket,
that means the bill is sing so you can get
you gonna reimburse me. No, I'm not going to reimburse
you with okay. In fact, I got more beans for
you since you got a power with them. I got
a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about because you fullished?
So if it made you, that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Hey, look look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four four hundred and seventy two dollars for your
bullet thing.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, no, no, no, you're not getting no money from me.
And I need to go because I got work to do.
I don't know what you got to do, spend it
all the time on the phone and talk about some
bean with all that food. So the rice didn't do it,
the meat didn't do it. They had some other gravy.
Gravy always people up that didn't do it. You wanna
sing about my beans?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Got of here?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?
Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
don't even know you. I do know your mom.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Look, Mama, Mama Bean gave me your number.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I called Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
call Mama Dean and I'm gonna see if anybody else
got sick, which I know they didn't because your ass
is fullish. So I'm gonna call her see if anybody
got sick. How about we do what that?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna
call miss Lewis and see why her dead son is
calling me on the phone. Because this is something both
I'm getting sticking side of this phone call. And nothing
was wrong with my beans. If anything something wrong with you,
and so take a accident, clean your ass out and
keep it the move. You get off my phone.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy has some
problem with the beers.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
To tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
I'm calling Mamma Bean. She ain't got no bodiness giving
my mother number to nobody.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This is what you want me to tell Tommy.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them,
and if you kind of gain other people, we're gonna
jump away your side. It's not gonna happen because nobody
complained about the beans. Give me give me another name.
Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that was
there was nobody need Tommy there.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, okay, So you're gonna say, Nephew tell me, nephew Tommy,
wasn't it What nephew tell me? This is Nephew from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heaven.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You just are you crazy? Your cousin friend? What cousin
got me to brank? Paul? Call you? What?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
People walking by me looking at me? Cause I'm walking again,
waiting up problem you tell me?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Mean's a good?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh man, you got me, You've got me wanting to
taste your black eyed teams.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, oh good, nobody could play. I'm sitting here like
I'm on and get these people back. You weren't gonna
get no money.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Show me this baby, Tell me this. What is the baddest,
the baddest radio show in the lab?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh my god, you are all right?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Thank you? Having new year?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right? That new year? And next year I'll probably
pop up at mama been house here.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You are welcome to come.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We're gonna stop all this this bad pod. Look, we're
gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these potlucks th
food police.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Well we need food please. You know what happened in
my house?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
What you know?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
It's been doing keto low carbs. Just decided, you know,
enjoying my day, So I let go at at three
sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, So when I
get through on a chill and give me a dick
hunk of sweet potato pie, do you know they ate
all three of them, sweet potato powers before you got
(07:57):
your dog. I went over there and Marjorie said, you
didn't get no pie. ID no, I was waiting because
I was after the game. They ate all three of
them sweet potato pie. The kids, the kids, the grandparents,
their friends.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I walked in the kitchen and I looked at everybody.
I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
Have me some food inside, take care of me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
My toe was very nice.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Have me some food.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, okay, if you don't mind, you have me a
plate set aside. I'm not gonna eat these large, gigantic
plates for everybody or eating.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What if she put your plate aside and somebody eating?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Somebody?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Now you that came to my house stealing?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
All right, Well, thank you nephew for that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Good luck in your marriage.
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call, nephew,
What you got for us? What this went on in
a lot of houses?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Really this went on. This happened because you know everybody
bringing them this pot, that pot, the pot looks you
know how it go. Then it happened in my house,
and I'm tired of this. This was my last one.
But this right here is the pot. Look bad potluck.
That's the title. Bad pot luck. Okay, Okay, I know
y'all has to be bringing up y'all houses. Just trifling. Okay,
(00:30):
I'm not gonna say nothing, but I still want to
say so. But I know my wife listen, but your
cousin can't bring no peaching no more and put some
damn blueberries in it.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
She can't do that, no doubt. I'm just gonna go
and see it. She can't do it no more.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, you can't bring no greens and then have some
kind of meatium and there ain't turkey, and we don't
know what that is.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
No more to us, some assaucy.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
In the greens. You cannot experiment on big holidays. All
this is bad pot. Let's go get them.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hello, I'm trying to ping Heather.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Excuse me? What you say?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm trying to reach the heather? Is this? How are you? Okay? Okay,
listen uh I got your number from from lowest Look
that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Now wait wait excuse me? Lois? Who's lowis.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Lewis?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes? Yes, yes, hi? How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm good? You you you? You? You was at at
Mama Deane's house on New Year's Day?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yes, yes, was there?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay when I got when I got there, you was gone.
But what I'm what I'm calling by, is you the
one made the black eyed peas? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I did? You enjoyed them?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I enjoyed the mother. That's why I'm calling. Let me
say this here, let me say this.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
No, come at work. You can't talk to me like this.
Don't do that, don't do that. Say whatever you gotta say,
but please don't curse that me.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Don't he go to deal.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Your beans got up and I didn't have to go
down to the doctor to get my stomach pumped. I
ain't got no damn insurance for none. This. You know this,
this this dill have me messed up for the last
week number for the loanss to tell you exactly you
know how your damn things is?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay? First, First of all, okay, I told you asked,
I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. I
can't talk to you the way I want to talk
to you. But let me just tell you this. Don't
call me with the dump. First of all, it was
a whole bunch of food there. How do you know
how can you single out my damn beans that made
you sit with all that got food there? You're not
(02:49):
gonna blame me.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Get out of here, mama Mama bean said you are
the one that made the things.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
You don't give us said it was all this food there,
and you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained,
you know what the day's date is okay? And not
one other person called me about them beans, and by
the as a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me.
So for you to call me with the dumb all
late and wrong, you gonna blame me, probably because you
(03:15):
need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when
it was available to you. And how you want to
call me with no no no, no, no, no, no, So you
could tell whatever you know, you're.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe beings my stomach up.
And that's what the that's what it falls down to.
And at the end of the day, you're miss.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know the hell I hat what doctor bill? You
said you don't having shurance? So how did the hell
you go when knowing shot.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I had to play out my pocket to get my
stomach pumped.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, well taken care of. If you played out your pocket,
that means the bill is sing so you can get
you gonna reimburse me. No, I'm not going to reimburse
you with okay. In fact, I got more beans for
you since you got a power with them. I got
a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about because you fullished?
So if it made you, that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Hey, look look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
need four four hundred and seventy two dollars for your
bullet thing.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, no, no, no, you're not getting no money from me.
And I need to go because I got work to do.
I don't know what you got to do, spend it
all the time on the phone and talk about some
bean with all that food. So the rice didn't do it,
the meat didn't do it. They had some other gravy.
Gravy always people up that didn't do it. You wanna
sing about my beans?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Got of here?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?
Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
don't even know you. I do know your mom.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Look, Mama, Mama Bean gave me your number.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I called Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
call Mama Dean and I'm gonna see if anybody else
got sick, which I know they didn't because your ass
is fullish. So I'm gonna call her see if anybody
got sick. How about we do what that?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna
call miss Lewis and see why her dead son is
calling me on the phone. Because this is something both
I'm getting sticking side of this phone call. And nothing
was wrong with my beans. If anything something wrong with you,
and so take a accident, clean your ass out and
keep it the move. You get off my phone.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy has some
problem with the beers.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
To tom First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
I'm calling Mamma Bean. She ain't got no bodiness giving
my mother number to nobody.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This is what you want me to tell Tommy.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I've just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
So you can tell them whatever you want to tell them,
and if you kind of gain other people, we're gonna
jump away your side. It's not gonna happen because nobody
complained about the beans. Give me give me another name.
Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that was
there was nobody need Tommy there.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Okay, okay, So you're gonna say, Nephew tell me, nephew Tommy,
wasn't it What nephew tell me? This is Nephew from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heaven.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You just are you crazy? Your cousin friend? What cousin
got me to brank? Paul? Call you? What?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
People walking by me looking at me? Cause I'm walking again,
waiting up problem you tell me?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Mean's a good?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh man, you got me, You've got me wanting to
taste your black eyed teams.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, oh good, nobody could play. I'm sitting here like
I'm on and get these people back. You weren't gonna
get no money.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Show me this baby, Tell me this. What is the baddest,
the baddest radio show in the lab?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh my god, you are all right?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Thank you? Having new year?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right? That new year? And next year I'll probably
pop up at mama been house here.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You are welcome to come.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We're gonna stop all this this bad pod. Look, we're
gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing these potlucks th
food police.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Well we need food please. You know what happened in
my house?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
What you know?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
It's been doing keto low carbs. Just decided, you know,
enjoying my day, So I let go at at three
sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, So when I
get through on a chill and give me a dick
hunk of sweet potato pie, do you know they ate
all three of them, sweet potato powers before you got
(07:57):
your dog. I went over there and Marjorie said, you
didn't get no pie. ID no, I was waiting because
I was after the game. They ate all three of
them sweet potato pie. The kids, the kids, the grandparents,
their friends.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I walked in the kitchen and I looked at everybody.
I'm different. I get mad at my wife at that point.
Have me some food inside, take care of me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
My toe was very nice.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Have me some food.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, okay, if you don't mind, you have me a
plate set aside. I'm not gonna eat these large, gigantic
plates for everybody or eating.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What if she put your plate aside and somebody eating?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Somebody?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Now you that came to my house stealing?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
All right, Well, thank you nephew for that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Good luck in your marriage.
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