February 4, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got ne f, Well, Charlie's black history monk.
You know we uh, we're celebrating, and uh, since we're
celebrating here at the job, we got some things we
want an individual to do. So we're gonna give him
a call and let him know we want him to
come in to work and put that bird lap on
and come on in here and relive this thing. You know,
(00:27):
we want you to do.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That were living right now?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Now? Yeah, what's wrong? Ain't no about y'all. Ain't want
no bird lap lately. Yeah, that's that's our problem, y'all.
Y'all don't know y'all history. Put that bird lap on
every now and then so you can just, you know,
flashback and understand how far we have come. But anyway,
let's talk to this young man.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let me see if I can get some designer burl.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Let's see what we want.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Louis Baton can make y'all your prank ain'tyhing like a
rich a rich slave. Just got alright, that's right. Here
is black history.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read James James police speaking. Hey,
James how you doing. This is Chad and I'm calling
from the from the job. How are you tonight? I'm
doing good? How are you? I'm very good, very good
giving you a call. I'm actually the the regional manager
over the over your department. Okay, everything's all right? Day suddenly,
(01:29):
just want to make sure I'm still coming to work tomorrow. Oh,
you're definitely definitely nothing like that. You're definitely coming to work. Now.
Who's your manager over at your office? Is it Brent? Brent? Right? Okay, Well,
here's what we're doing, man. We're calling everybody in the
company first of all today, but more importantly, we're definitely
making contact with every African American in the company. And
I'm letting you know that we're paying homage and much
(01:51):
respect to Black History Month outstanding, that that's something that
we want to definitely let you guys know that's important
to us. That's that is outstanding. How can I help well, listen,
we've got some things that we want to do for
tomorrow and that's the reason why you're getting a call today.
Are you up for helping us, you know, really really
push Black hair History a month within the company chat.
(02:13):
I'm a team player. Whatever it takes, let's get it done. Okay,
good deal, Good deal. I'll tell you what. Here's what
we're going to do. We've got a lot of people
that we've given a call to, and everybody's going to
play different roles tomorrow at the office, So we wanted
to give you a call. Do you mind if you're
if you're really the team player that we think you are,
and I think you you've already made mentioned that you
you don't mind doing what it takes. I don't you're
(02:35):
on the right track. Okay, good deal. Here's what we're
asking man. We would we would like for you tomorrow
to actually if you could find these type of articles tonight,
but if you could wear a bur lapped shirt, some
cut off pants, and no shoes tomorrow, that would really
really help us out on the scene that we're trying
to get going for tomorrow. Well, well, chat, I think
(02:58):
I hurts you, but I'm not sure. Can you you
please repeat that one more time? Leave? We want you
to wear a burr lapped shirt, some cutoff pants, and
just don't wear any shoes at all. That's the that's
the attire that we would like for you to come
into the office with tomorrow real, yeah, yeah, and we're
gonna give it a col man. Everyone's excited about it,
(03:18):
and we would like for you to come in tomorrow. Uh.
Like I said, we're chat chat let me let me,
let me, let me give you I mean, since we're
gonna celebrate blackest and let me give you one fact.
The year sixteen nineteen was the first African American slave
will arrived in Virginia Today's Sunday's twenty Do you think
I'm like that? I'm sorry. I didn't. I didn't. I
(03:41):
didn't exactly hear what you said at the beginning? What
did you say? Been over with? Ain't no where in
the hell off in to come into the office here, wife,
concluse your mind? What is wrong with you? Why you
asked me to put on a baseball Who can come
in as Jackie Robertson? Why don't ask they put on
two piece suit to come in as here? At holder?
What the hell is wrong with y'all? Well, what we
want to do here, and I don't want you to
get upset about this, James. What we want to do
(04:03):
is like you're asking me to do to be a slave. Well,
you know what I will do here. But I mean
we will come up that. I will come up there
and uh pretend to be here and on you. That's
what I will do and show you some real black
power panther movement on your Would you like that? Sir? Sir?
What we want to listen, We're not here to create problems.
(04:24):
What we want to do is we want to we
want to pay homedy. We want a problem on a Sunday,
the dress as a slave, that's a problem. That's a
big problem. Okay, okay, sir, If we're going to pay
homage to black history, don't you think that all of
that is a part of black history? How like the
positive man? How like the positive? You're paying me today
(04:45):
to work for you. This ain't no slave free labor.
You understand that, No, I completely understand it. But what
if we don't have where where it started from? How
you know we have to have we have to have
all every single area of black history. Don't you think
we have to have the beginning, the middle of the inding. Okay, well,
(05:06):
you want to highlight something, let me be Frederick Duglas.
Let me slick my hat back. But see the problem
you got him? His father was a white man, see
y'all like looking at our women, but y'all don't like
uplifting the black man. So how about I do that?
Let me be Frederick Jellis. Let's high like that. Boss.
How about you Chad you like black women? Or uh,
I'm here, or answer the question. I like all I
(05:29):
like all people, Sir. What I'm trying to do is
get a great, great environment within their company, and everyone
wants to is not a greater viris. Now, the majority
of the of the Caucasian people are going to be
masters tomorrow. Okay, what did you say masters? Did you
gonna say masters? Yes, most of them are gonna be
masters tomorrow. I'll be in now with my alternative master
(05:52):
EOC lawsuit on your talk about that? Sir, Do you
have a problem with us trying to trying to uplift
the black community? To give a problem with that man?
You you ain't uplifting it saying you know what I'm
gonna do. I'm coming in tomorrows Barack Obama, But you
don't like to do? You running around? He want to
get somebody to come in to be a slavery you
feel master master, this master me coming in as a
(06:16):
black man like I've been coming into work and like
I'm up for helver come in the work. We're a
major farmer coming in. You calling me on a Sunday,
which like this are you watching? Sir? Sir? What we're
trying to do is uplift the black community. We're trying
to sing talking about slavery, buck lift not and catch
my black that's what you do, sir. I'm trying to
(06:39):
What we're trying to do is play a homage to
black history. And here you are being negative about the
entire entire situation of what we're trying to do. Being negative, right,
I'm being like, man, you I'm coming in as Barack
Obama tomorrow, like I said, and I'm gonna have my
choose on my can you run up that? Sir? There's
the There's one more thing need to say to you, Okay,
(07:01):
there's one more, hell, one more. I'm sorry you just
said all you had to say? What's your name again, Chad, Sir,
Chad billings Lee? What here you have to say? Chad?
All I wanted to say to you is this, sir,
is I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
And you just got pranked by your coworker Kevin. Had
(07:25):
to be some kind of joke because y'all playing on
a Sunday play. I'm gonna keep it tomorrow. I was
worried about my job. I was getting ready to come
out tomorrow, and every white boy I thought looked like
a map. And don't let me see a brother dressed
like a slave. I was gonna whop him. Oh man,
(07:45):
hey man, I got to ask you, man, you had
to tell me this, what is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio station in the land, man of
Steve Harvey Morning Show. And now you have it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Anybody want a burn lap? Anybody?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Noop asking us that.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
A nice bird lap, vests and pains kind of little
little set that go together.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's too much right now in the cut and black
too much, I mean, with all we're going through as
black people in this country right now.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh oh, y'all better stop and laugh a little bit.
That's what y'all better do. You're sensitive, man. February the eighth,
we're gonna be laughing.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That is this coming Saturday night sound stage at Great Slam, Memphis, Tennessee.
The nephews coming, come see me come see my journey.
Everything I've been through and how I have overcome, all
wrapped up into comedy. Man, I'm doing that thing. Laying
in the cut March thirteen through the sixteenth, Lexington, Kentucky
Comedy off Broadway, the nephew rolling up in there all right,
(08:48):
thinking that you
It is time for the nephew with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got ne f, Well, Charlie's black history monk.
You know we uh, we're celebrating, and uh, since we're
celebrating here at the job, we got some things we
want an individual to do. So we're gonna give him
a call and let him know we want him to
come in to work and put that bird lap on
and come on in here and relive this thing. You know,
(00:27):
we want you to do.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That were living right now?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Now? Yeah, what's wrong? Ain't no about y'all. Ain't want
no bird lap lately. Yeah, that's that's our problem, y'all.
Y'all don't know y'all history. Put that bird lap on
every now and then so you can just, you know,
flashback and understand how far we have come. But anyway,
let's talk to this young man.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let me see if I can get some designer burl.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Let's see what we want.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Louis Baton can make y'all your prank ain'tyhing like a
rich a rich slave. Just got alright, that's right. Here
is black history.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to read James James police speaking. Hey,
James how you doing. This is Chad and I'm calling
from the from the job. How are you tonight? I'm
doing good? How are you? I'm very good, very good
giving you a call. I'm actually the the regional manager
over the over your department. Okay, everything's all right? Day suddenly,
(01:29):
just want to make sure I'm still coming to work tomorrow. Oh,
you're definitely definitely nothing like that. You're definitely coming to work. Now.
Who's your manager over at your office? Is it Brent? Brent? Right? Okay, Well,
here's what we're doing, man. We're calling everybody in the
company first of all today, but more importantly, we're definitely
making contact with every African American in the company. And
I'm letting you know that we're paying homage and much
(01:51):
respect to Black History Month outstanding, that that's something that
we want to definitely let you guys know that's important
to us. That's that is outstanding. How can I help well, listen,
we've got some things that we want to do for
tomorrow and that's the reason why you're getting a call today.
Are you up for helping us, you know, really really
push Black hair History a month within the company chat.
(02:13):
I'm a team player. Whatever it takes, let's get it done. Okay,
good deal, Good deal. I'll tell you what. Here's what
we're going to do. We've got a lot of people
that we've given a call to, and everybody's going to
play different roles tomorrow at the office, So we wanted
to give you a call. Do you mind if you're
if you're really the team player that we think you are,
and I think you you've already made mentioned that you
you don't mind doing what it takes. I don't you're
(02:35):
on the right track. Okay, good deal. Here's what we're
asking man. We would we would like for you tomorrow
to actually if you could find these type of articles tonight,
but if you could wear a bur lapped shirt, some
cut off pants, and no shoes tomorrow, that would really
really help us out on the scene that we're trying
to get going for tomorrow. Well, well, chat, I think
(02:58):
I hurts you, but I'm not sure. Can you you
please repeat that one more time? Leave? We want you
to wear a burr lapped shirt, some cutoff pants, and
just don't wear any shoes at all. That's the that's
the attire that we would like for you to come
into the office with tomorrow real, yeah, yeah, and we're
gonna give it a col man. Everyone's excited about it,
(03:18):
and we would like for you to come in tomorrow. Uh.
Like I said, we're chat chat let me let me,
let me, let me give you I mean, since we're
gonna celebrate blackest and let me give you one fact.
The year sixteen nineteen was the first African American slave
will arrived in Virginia Today's Sunday's twenty Do you think
I'm like that? I'm sorry. I didn't. I didn't. I
(03:41):
didn't exactly hear what you said at the beginning? What
did you say? Been over with? Ain't no where in
the hell off in to come into the office here, wife,
concluse your mind? What is wrong with you? Why you
asked me to put on a baseball Who can come
in as Jackie Robertson? Why don't ask they put on
two piece suit to come in as here? At holder?
What the hell is wrong with y'all? Well, what we
want to do here, and I don't want you to
get upset about this, James. What we want to do
(04:03):
is like you're asking me to do to be a slave. Well,
you know what I will do here. But I mean
we will come up that. I will come up there
and uh pretend to be here and on you. That's
what I will do and show you some real black
power panther movement on your Would you like that? Sir? Sir?
What we want to listen, We're not here to create problems.
(04:24):
What we want to do is we want to we
want to pay homedy. We want a problem on a Sunday,
the dress as a slave, that's a problem. That's a
big problem. Okay, okay, sir, If we're going to pay
homage to black history, don't you think that all of
that is a part of black history? How like the
positive man? How like the positive? You're paying me today
(04:45):
to work for you. This ain't no slave free labor.
You understand that, No, I completely understand it. But what
if we don't have where where it started from? How
you know we have to have we have to have
all every single area of black history. Don't you think
we have to have the beginning, the middle of the inding. Okay, well,
(05:06):
you want to highlight something, let me be Frederick Duglas.
Let me slick my hat back. But see the problem
you got him? His father was a white man, see
y'all like looking at our women, but y'all don't like
uplifting the black man. So how about I do that?
Let me be Frederick Jellis. Let's high like that. Boss.
How about you Chad you like black women? Or uh,
I'm here, or answer the question. I like all I
(05:29):
like all people, Sir. What I'm trying to do is
get a great, great environment within their company, and everyone
wants to is not a greater viris. Now, the majority
of the of the Caucasian people are going to be
masters tomorrow. Okay, what did you say masters? Did you
gonna say masters? Yes, most of them are gonna be
masters tomorrow. I'll be in now with my alternative master
(05:52):
EOC lawsuit on your talk about that? Sir, Do you
have a problem with us trying to trying to uplift
the black community? To give a problem with that man?
You you ain't uplifting it saying you know what I'm
gonna do. I'm coming in tomorrows Barack Obama, But you
don't like to do? You running around? He want to
get somebody to come in to be a slavery you
feel master master, this master me coming in as a
(06:16):
black man like I've been coming into work and like
I'm up for helver come in the work. We're a
major farmer coming in. You calling me on a Sunday,
which like this are you watching? Sir? Sir? What we're
trying to do is uplift the black community. We're trying
to sing talking about slavery, buck lift not and catch
my black that's what you do, sir. I'm trying to
(06:39):
What we're trying to do is play a homage to
black history. And here you are being negative about the
entire entire situation of what we're trying to do. Being negative, right,
I'm being like, man, you I'm coming in as Barack
Obama tomorrow, like I said, and I'm gonna have my
choose on my can you run up that? Sir? There's
the There's one more thing need to say to you, Okay,
(07:01):
there's one more, hell, one more. I'm sorry you just
said all you had to say? What's your name again, Chad, Sir,
Chad billings Lee? What here you have to say? Chad?
All I wanted to say to you is this, sir,
is I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
And you just got pranked by your coworker Kevin. Had
(07:25):
to be some kind of joke because y'all playing on
a Sunday play. I'm gonna keep it tomorrow. I was
worried about my job. I was getting ready to come
out tomorrow, and every white boy I thought looked like
a map. And don't let me see a brother dressed
like a slave. I was gonna whop him. Oh man,
(07:45):
hey man, I got to ask you, man, you had
to tell me this, what is the baddest and I
mean the baddest radio station in the land, man of
Steve Harvey Morning Show. And now you have it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Anybody want a burn lap? Anybody?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Noop asking us that.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
A nice bird lap, vests and pains kind of little
little set that go together.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's too much right now in the cut and black
too much, I mean, with all we're going through as
black people in this country right now.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh oh, y'all better stop and laugh a little bit.
That's what y'all better do. You're sensitive, man. February the eighth,
we're gonna be laughing.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That is this coming Saturday night sound stage at Great Slam, Memphis, Tennessee.
The nephews coming, come see me come see my journey.
Everything I've been through and how I have overcome, all
wrapped up into comedy. Man, I'm doing that thing. Laying
in the cut March thirteen through the sixteenth, Lexington, Kentucky
Comedy off Broadway, the nephew rolling up in there all right,
(08:48):
thinking that you
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