March 28, 2025 • 8 mins
Tommy pranks US Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's bring phone call. What
you got for us? Now? Got one for you, Shirley,
you know what I got this one? You know sometimes,
you know, people come out of it retirement do a
few things. And I feel like a surgeon on this.
I feel like I just washed my hands and I'm
heading into the the operating room just to see you. You know,
I'm back at my practice. How about that? How that sign?
(00:21):
I'm back at my practice? Both this right here, y'all
tell me what y'all think. And I don't even have
a title for it yet. Calling let we'll create a
title after this, all right, but I want you to
listen close. This is the nephew at work. Listen up,
Listen up, Let's go catch doctor. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
to reach Jasmine Jasman Crocker. Yeah, who is this? This
(00:43):
is Terrs. This is Terrs. I'm president over here at
OBB out of the Dallas chapter is What is OBB?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
How did you get my number?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay? I got your number from Benjamin Crump. He gave
me your number, and OBB is our Black Businesses. I've
met you before war. Then you work at Lee Merrit's
office for a.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
While together that. Yeah, we worked together for a second.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, okay, I was actually working at least, but I
think you had just gotten there when I was leaving.
But I wanted to give you a call because here
at OBB we got a bit of a problem. Now.
We were about to get an award from the Dallas
Morning News. We was about to get up.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, no, we didn't get it. So we was about
to get a Benchmark Business Award, which which came with
a two million dollar grant. But we could help a
whole lot of black businesses. Now the problem is we
was denied that, and they're saying they've denied us from
some some stupid that you said on TV. So they
saying that we got denied of a benchmark business award.
(01:44):
They're supposed to give us two million dollars. Was gonna
help a lot of business with this, but that you
said on TV, and now they hesitant on giving black
organizations any kind of front.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What we ain't nothing that I said. It's probably something
that Trump then said, it ain't got nothing to do
with me.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The end of the day, we need you not to
say nothing for the next four years because this gets
created a big problem.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't even know. Okay, I'm gonna have to
direct you to my staff. I only continued this conversation
because you said that you knew Benjamin Crump, and Crump
is like a big brother of mine, so if he
gave you my number, he does not do that lightly.
So I'm not really sure what's.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Going on a friend of mine. The problem is that
that you're saying, there's the problem that I got, and
I'm trying to get you to be quiet. For you,
some of these Republicans is good white folks. You know
what I'm saying, Oh, oh, we'll name them for me.
I mean, I don't help them.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But nevertheless, but nevertheless, I don't know how you got
my number. And I'm gonna have to have a conversation
with Ben because we have never had this type of situation.
And I am sorry that you felt like I had
something to do with you losing your award. Listen, I
want all my black businesses to survive and thrive, and
(03:02):
so if there's anything that we can.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What are you doing and what are you doing? What
are you doing for black business? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I am Listen, I do a ton if you are
familiar with the leadership under Pete Budages with the Department
of Transportation. The things that we did was we tried
to insulate black businesses from an incoming an incoming crazy
regime like the one that we've had, to make sure
that they could still get those contracts to be able
to go out and work on these big infrastructure projects
(03:31):
and things like that. And I honestly have a great
relationship with the black businesses in my community. I'm surprised
that I've never met you. I worked with the Black
Chamber of Business and we always do events together and
I would love to bring you in your organization into
the ball. But this I gotta go. But you can
call my office and my staff can help you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So you got now, you ain't got time for black people.
You ain't got time to talk to me. Now, now
you've got to go. You got to run.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I always ask something, but this is getting a little
bit more. I saw then I typically like to deal
with because if you've seen me, I know how to
pop off. And I don't want to pop off because
I understand your frustration. You're talking about losing two million dollars,
so I get it. I would rather be productive and
figure out how we can get that money back for you.
(04:17):
I know people at Dallas Morning News, and so hopefully
I can insist you with that. But I can assure
you that that money doesn't have anything to do with
me and anything that I've said.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They saying this, they saying this is perhaps you definitely
said you're saying on TV, and this is the reason why,
this is the reason why they're holding back and giving
us the grant from my organization. Okay, And I'm sure
this problem started when you got on there with that
white lady with that that bleach blonde, bad beach body.
(04:50):
When you did that, that's probably what created the problem enough.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't think so. You know, honestly, that was a
white woman at work that disrespected me. Me and I
got nothing beloved when I call Martin a bleach blind,
bad built bush body. So if it offended you, I
don't know if you blind or bleacher or a bad
built I don't know, But I will say that a
(05:14):
lot of people were happy that I stood up to
a bully, and the same way you and your organization
are being bullied out of y'all's money. I am going
to absolutely make sure that I fight those bullies back
on your behalf. So you should just take from that
moment and recognize that I cannot be pushed around by anybody.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You messed up all our money and now you're trying
to figure out why I'm upset about it. Yeah, I'm
upset about it. I'm trying to get you to understand.
But really, honestly, for the next four years, we need
you to sit down and be quiet. That's what we
really need you to do, sir.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Sir, like I mean, I don't want to fight. It
sounds like you want to fight, but listen. As a
public servant, I am really trying to serve the people.
So just tell me how it is that I can
help you. Instead of fighting with me. What we need
to do is focus on how we're gonna get you
your money. And I am committed today.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, can I tell you one more thing before you go?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Absolutely, sir, I'm listening, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steeve Harbin Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Do you know how crazy my life is? And you
are playing on my phone? Serious?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Please? Like?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I got people coming left and right complaining about everything
under the sun. Hey, you won't hear playing on my
phone like I don't even want to know how and why,
I legitimately don't even know. I don't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But this ain't the time. Oh no, I know, but listen,
let me just say this. We are behind you. We
love you one hundred percent, especially here the Steve Harby
Morning Show. But I come on, Jed, I had to
get you. I had to call, I had to try that.
This is not what I needed. But uh, but I.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Guess I love y'all.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
One day. Yes, just tell me this. What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the
lad The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jasmine, I got you? Sure?
The prank of some You're a prank of some.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You prank the wrong one and the right one that time,
prank of some.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes she was, Yes, that was Jasmine Crockett. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
real yes from my my apologizes Benjamin crump being. I
(07:44):
threw your name in there just so I could get
a little traction in there. That's I had to being.
So I hope you ain't mad at me, brother, all right,
use your name of Benjamin. How you feel about your
name getting thrown out there? Steve Tommy. Then again he
got the off all this this, he'll prank your people. Trump.
(08:07):
That was great time. Thank you, thank you. She is busy, Yeah, busy,
and you gotta go through people to get you get
to get on the phone, takes it. It's hard, it
should be. And then to get on and try to
hold oh yeah takes a second. Wow yeah, and alone.
(08:29):
She's busy. Booked. You are the King, Thank you, thank you.
Next week The Nephew Charlotte, North Caca. You get ready
to If you coming comedy is on baby Tickets on
say right after that, Land and the Cut Braille Comedy Club,
Los Angeles, California. I am coming. And then of course
Duval Jacksonville Easter weekend, Saturday night, the Nephew roll into Shirley.
(08:52):
All right, nephew, thank you, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Show
The nephew is here with today's bring phone call. What
you got for us? Now? Got one for you, Shirley,
you know what I got this one? You know sometimes,
you know, people come out of it retirement do a
few things. And I feel like a surgeon on this.
I feel like I just washed my hands and I'm
heading into the the operating room just to see you. You know,
I'm back at my practice. How about that? How that sign?
(00:21):
I'm back at my practice? Both this right here, y'all
tell me what y'all think. And I don't even have
a title for it yet. Calling let we'll create a
title after this, all right, but I want you to
listen close. This is the nephew at work. Listen up,
Listen up, Let's go catch doctor. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
to reach Jasmine Jasman Crocker. Yeah, who is this? This
(00:43):
is Terrs. This is Terrs. I'm president over here at
OBB out of the Dallas chapter is What is OBB?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
How did you get my number?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay? I got your number from Benjamin Crump. He gave
me your number, and OBB is our Black Businesses. I've
met you before war. Then you work at Lee Merrit's
office for a.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
While together that. Yeah, we worked together for a second.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, okay, I was actually working at least, but I
think you had just gotten there when I was leaving.
But I wanted to give you a call because here
at OBB we got a bit of a problem. Now.
We were about to get an award from the Dallas
Morning News. We was about to get up.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, no, we didn't get it. So we was about
to get a Benchmark Business Award, which which came with
a two million dollar grant. But we could help a
whole lot of black businesses. Now the problem is we
was denied that, and they're saying they've denied us from
some some stupid that you said on TV. So they
saying that we got denied of a benchmark business award.
(01:44):
They're supposed to give us two million dollars. Was gonna
help a lot of business with this, but that you
said on TV, and now they hesitant on giving black
organizations any kind of front.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What we ain't nothing that I said. It's probably something
that Trump then said, it ain't got nothing to do
with me.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
The end of the day, we need you not to
say nothing for the next four years because this gets
created a big problem.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, I don't even know. Okay, I'm gonna have to
direct you to my staff. I only continued this conversation
because you said that you knew Benjamin Crump, and Crump
is like a big brother of mine, so if he
gave you my number, he does not do that lightly.
So I'm not really sure what's.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Going on a friend of mine. The problem is that
that you're saying, there's the problem that I got, and
I'm trying to get you to be quiet. For you,
some of these Republicans is good white folks. You know
what I'm saying, Oh, oh, we'll name them for me.
I mean, I don't help them.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But nevertheless, but nevertheless, I don't know how you got
my number. And I'm gonna have to have a conversation
with Ben because we have never had this type of situation.
And I am sorry that you felt like I had
something to do with you losing your award. Listen, I
want all my black businesses to survive and thrive, and
(03:02):
so if there's anything that we can.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What are you doing and what are you doing? What
are you doing for black business? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I am Listen, I do a ton if you are
familiar with the leadership under Pete Budages with the Department
of Transportation. The things that we did was we tried
to insulate black businesses from an incoming an incoming crazy
regime like the one that we've had, to make sure
that they could still get those contracts to be able
to go out and work on these big infrastructure projects
(03:31):
and things like that. And I honestly have a great
relationship with the black businesses in my community. I'm surprised
that I've never met you. I worked with the Black
Chamber of Business and we always do events together and
I would love to bring you in your organization into
the ball. But this I gotta go. But you can
call my office and my staff can help you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
So you got now, you ain't got time for black people.
You ain't got time to talk to me. Now, now
you've got to go. You got to run.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I always ask something, but this is getting a little
bit more. I saw then I typically like to deal
with because if you've seen me, I know how to
pop off. And I don't want to pop off because
I understand your frustration. You're talking about losing two million dollars,
so I get it. I would rather be productive and
figure out how we can get that money back for you.
(04:17):
I know people at Dallas Morning News, and so hopefully
I can insist you with that. But I can assure
you that that money doesn't have anything to do with
me and anything that I've said.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They saying this, they saying this is perhaps you definitely
said you're saying on TV, and this is the reason why,
this is the reason why they're holding back and giving
us the grant from my organization. Okay, And I'm sure
this problem started when you got on there with that
white lady with that that bleach blonde, bad beach body.
(04:50):
When you did that, that's probably what created the problem enough.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I don't think so. You know, honestly, that was a
white woman at work that disrespected me. Me and I
got nothing beloved when I call Martin a bleach blind,
bad built bush body. So if it offended you, I
don't know if you blind or bleacher or a bad
built I don't know, But I will say that a
(05:14):
lot of people were happy that I stood up to
a bully, and the same way you and your organization
are being bullied out of y'all's money. I am going
to absolutely make sure that I fight those bullies back
on your behalf. So you should just take from that
moment and recognize that I cannot be pushed around by anybody.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You messed up all our money and now you're trying
to figure out why I'm upset about it. Yeah, I'm
upset about it. I'm trying to get you to understand.
But really, honestly, for the next four years, we need
you to sit down and be quiet. That's what we
really need you to do, sir.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Sir, like I mean, I don't want to fight. It
sounds like you want to fight, but listen. As a
public servant, I am really trying to serve the people.
So just tell me how it is that I can
help you. Instead of fighting with me. What we need
to do is focus on how we're gonna get you
your money. And I am committed today.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, can I tell you one more thing before you go?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Absolutely, sir, I'm listening, Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steeve Harbin Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Do you know how crazy my life is? And you
are playing on my phone? Serious?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Please? Like?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I got people coming left and right complaining about everything
under the sun. Hey, you won't hear playing on my
phone like I don't even want to know how and why,
I legitimately don't even know. I don't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But this ain't the time. Oh no, I know, but listen,
let me just say this. We are behind you. We
love you one hundred percent, especially here the Steve Harby
Morning Show. But I come on, Jed, I had to
get you. I had to call, I had to try that.
This is not what I needed. But uh, but I.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Guess I love y'all.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
One day. Yes, just tell me this. What is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the
lad The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jasmine, I got you? Sure?
The prank of some You're a prank of some.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You prank the wrong one and the right one that time,
prank of some.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes she was, Yes, that was Jasmine Crockett. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
real yes from my my apologizes Benjamin crump being. I
(07:44):
threw your name in there just so I could get
a little traction in there. That's I had to being.
So I hope you ain't mad at me, brother, all right,
use your name of Benjamin. How you feel about your
name getting thrown out there? Steve Tommy. Then again he
got the off all this this, he'll prank your people. Trump.
(08:07):
That was great time. Thank you, thank you. She is busy, Yeah, busy,
and you gotta go through people to get you get
to get on the phone, takes it. It's hard, it
should be. And then to get on and try to
hold oh yeah takes a second. Wow yeah, and alone.
(08:29):
She's busy. Booked. You are the King, Thank you, thank you.
Next week The Nephew Charlotte, North Caca. You get ready
to If you coming comedy is on baby Tickets on
say right after that, Land and the Cut Braille Comedy Club,
Los Angeles, California. I am coming. And then of course
Duval Jacksonville Easter weekend, Saturday night, the Nephew roll into Shirley.
(08:52):
All right, nephew, thank you, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Show
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