March 5, 2025 • 9 mins
Nephew Tommy calls a man to tell him that he's giving up sleeping with the man's wife for Lent.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone
call nephew, what you got for us? Well, we've been
talking about it a little earlier, about giving up something
for lint, right right, and this prank is called LNT.
And I'm gonna call this gentleman and let him know that. Uh,
you know, I'm gonna give your wife up for LNT.
I'm giving your wife up for I mean, there's some
(00:23):
things we need to sacrifice, right or wrong, you know
what I'm saying. So I'm gonna get your wife up
for LINT. Now when lint over, I'm gonna need I'm
gonna need anything back now I can't. I got to
get Monday after. I don't meet up back now. Okay,
I'm just letting you know you can have her to
the day after East. But yeah, this is Lyn. I'm
giving up something, Bill, I'm sacrificing a lot, y'all. Let's
(00:45):
go get doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hey, I'm trying to resdorse. Yeah he was this this
cliff Man. I work at the post office with your wife.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
How you doing, brother, I'm doing all right? Everything cool?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, everything good man, everything good. Like I say, my
name is cliff Man. I wanted to reach out and
holler at you about a couple of things. If you
got a minute, You got a minute?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, everything all right with my wife? Is something wrong
or home? No? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Your wife good? Man, your wife good. I wanted to
hit you up. Man. We've been working the post office
quite a while. We've probably been in the same room
a few times. Man. I don't know if you remember
meet me or not, but okay, okay, But what I
wanted to say, man, is trying to do better with
my life dog and you know, just just trying to
do better, you know what I'm saying. So you know,
for LINT, Man, I gave up a few things. You
(01:33):
know what I'm saying. I just thought that would be
a good thing, man, to try the things that matter
the most, or that you're addicted to, you know, you
want to get rid of, you know what I'm saying,
at least for LNT is what I'm trying to do.
You feel me.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But what they got to do with me, well, basically, man,
I'm giving up for LINT. You know, I decided to
give up messing around with your wife, you know, because because.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Whoa hold on, man, hold on, man, I'm at work.
I don't know what you come back, but back up
and rephrase everything you just said.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, like I say, Man, for Lynt, I'm trying to
I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm that I'm
addicted to, you know, and I decided what they got.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
To do with me and my wife though and you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But that's what I'm trying to tell you, Man, I'm
trying to give up messing around with your wife for LYNT.
I mean, that's what I have given up. I've given
up messing around with your wife for LNT.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Man. What's talking about? Man? Messing around with my wife? Man?
Got no time for no games? Right now? Who is
this man?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Like? What's your name again? This is Cliff Man. I
actually work with her for the last ten twelve years.
But but what I wanted to really let you know is,
you know, her schedule probably gonna change because what we
used to be doing we ain't doing. So she's probably
gonna be coming home a little bit earlier or things
like that. But I don't I don't want you getting
addicted to it, because you know, after Lynt is over,
(02:58):
then you know, we'll be like what we used to do.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Man, what is you talking about? Man?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Is my My wife's gonna be home in a minute.
We're gonna talk about our deal with me. Man, I'm
about to hold on? What are you? Are you in
the city right now? Can I can I meet with
you right now?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Cliff? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
But what I'm what I'm trying to say, Well, like
I'm saying, I'm trying to do better.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You know, I gave up trying to do the better.
That sounds like a bunch of to me. I got
something for you and my wife? This true?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, Okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't you feeling me
on trying to do better? Though?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I ain't feeling the thing you calling me? Telling me
my wife? I think we need to meet up and
talk about this face to face clip of what you think?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I mean? We talk right now if you want to
have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, no, no, you just tell me your address and
me and my wife's gonna just come on over there.
How about that and we all sit down and have
a little powwow. I don't know who thank you is, man,
but me and my wife been together over fifteen years
and we ain't never had no problems with no like
this like you telling me on this phone. It sounds
(04:00):
like a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody nick
gonna today if they's truth. So what you need to do?
You need to tell me your name, your number, And
I don't know why you call from this block phone number.
You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man, what I'm saying,
the reason for the call was to let you know,
you know, don't get used to her schedule because after
(04:22):
Lynt it's gonna be back to the way it used
to be. That's all the phone, man, what's up? He's
you talking back? We'll get now. What what's your what's
your what's your what's your last name? Cliff, I'm finna
come find you. I'm finna come see you. Not Jack.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
My name is Cliff. Like I said, I work at
the Clinton. I work at the Post offics.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
With So okay, why come you call from a block number? Cliff?
What's your phone number? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hey, hey man, listen, I'm not trying to have no
confrontation with you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Man, it's already to confrontation. You can call my phone
from a block number. I don't know you. You don't
know me, and you're telling me you've been my wife?
So you serious? Did you know she was married? I
mean what you mean? Did you know it was married? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Or no? I mean yeah, I mean yeah, I knew
she was married.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, what dad is? You knew that from the jump,
So that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump.
So now I got to get in your man. You
just in toroll off on yourself, so they're regardless. I'm
coming to see you today.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Hey, my name ain't Jack Man. My name is Cliff.
But you're not.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm not one to look at I don't have no
I'm not trying to have no confrontation. I just wanted
you to be aware of the schedule.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware of now, Cliff, Who the
hand is you?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Man? Another thing? Man, I want to know, like I know,
I know your tattoo on your name on her lower back.
I've seen that. It's say Dorsey right there.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Hold on, hold on, man,
you're telling me you have just seen the tattoo on
her back?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Is that what you're talking? On her lower back man,
right right, right right on above her tailbone. Yeah, I've
seen it, Dorset. Your name Dorsey? Right?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Man? Who is this man? What's your real he? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
They calm down, man? Are you Are you cool with
the come down you call my phone? Are you school
with the schedule change? It is what I'm asking? What
are you cool with her schedule change? And you see
what I'm saying. Her schedule gonna come back to normal
once Lin is over with. I gave up messing around
with her for leg but not man.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm not cool with a thing. I'm about to be
cool in your face in a minute. Now, tell me
your name, tell me your number and your real address,
and we're gonna talk about our lists in person.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, all right, what my name?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What's your name? My name? Tommy Man? Okay, now we're
getting somewhere.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Tell me what I mean. I mean, why you need
my last name?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Because I'm finna come see you. What you mean why
I need your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody
get in you on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't
go nowhere. We're finna get edge on the phone right now,
and we're gonna settle this right now. Hold on, you're
on the phone. Color color for it. Yeah, tell me
who what you're scared of?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, Man, they call me nephew Tommy. Oh who my name?
Nephew Tommy from Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
What hell? No, she didn set me up?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Man, Man, your wife got me the pray call you. Man,
she tells you I left. I just left the house.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Call him. Now that's why ain't asking the phone. It
was over for you. Man. Y'all come on, man, y'all
wrong for this man. This needs to be against the law.
Man the book.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest
radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I can guess.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That boy did that. Now that's how you kiel somebody.
But you let him know. You got to let him know.
I'm gonna need it back.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
What a sacrifice you part in him?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What a second? You know what? You don't never know.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
When you go deep into the woods, you don't know
you went far till you go in there.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
You got to go.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You got to go recap what that prank call was about.
Said it was about lint. It's about me giving up something,
And I gave up this man's wife. I'm giving her
up for lint, but when lint is over, I want
her back. Okay, So when you don't think you went
too far, she call the people give up stuff all
the time.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
They're giving it up for lint.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm doing very well with what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Don't judge what you're giving up.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Don't judge, don't Joey.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Thomas Miiles dot com, y'all can check out all my dates.
One of the days I haven't talked about that, I'm
really excited about. Louisville, Kentucky. The Nephew is coming Memorial Weekend.
Y'all get ready to get ready, to get ready. Tickets
on sale already now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
All right, nephew, thank you, you're listening. Is a Steve
Harvey Morning Show
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone
call nephew, what you got for us? Well, we've been
talking about it a little earlier, about giving up something
for lint, right right, and this prank is called LNT.
And I'm gonna call this gentleman and let him know that. Uh,
you know, I'm gonna give your wife up for LNT.
I'm giving your wife up for I mean, there's some
(00:23):
things we need to sacrifice, right or wrong, you know
what I'm saying. So I'm gonna get your wife up
for LINT. Now when lint over, I'm gonna need I'm
gonna need anything back now I can't. I got to
get Monday after. I don't meet up back now. Okay,
I'm just letting you know you can have her to
the day after East. But yeah, this is Lyn. I'm
giving up something, Bill, I'm sacrificing a lot, y'all. Let's
(00:45):
go get doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hey, I'm trying to resdorse. Yeah he was this this
cliff Man. I work at the post office with your wife.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
How you doing, brother, I'm doing all right? Everything cool?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, everything good man, everything good. Like I say, my
name is cliff Man. I wanted to reach out and
holler at you about a couple of things. If you
got a minute, You got a minute?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, everything all right with my wife? Is something wrong
or home? No? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Your wife good? Man, your wife good. I wanted to
hit you up. Man. We've been working the post office
quite a while. We've probably been in the same room
a few times. Man. I don't know if you remember
meet me or not, but okay, okay, But what I
wanted to say, man, is trying to do better with
my life dog and you know, just just trying to
do better, you know what I'm saying. So you know,
for LINT, Man, I gave up a few things. You
(01:33):
know what I'm saying. I just thought that would be
a good thing, man, to try the things that matter
the most, or that you're addicted to, you know, you
want to get rid of, you know what I'm saying,
at least for LNT is what I'm trying to do.
You feel me.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But what they got to do with me, well, basically, man,
I'm giving up for LINT. You know, I decided to
give up messing around with your wife, you know, because because.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Whoa hold on, man, hold on, man, I'm at work.
I don't know what you come back, but back up
and rephrase everything you just said.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, like I say, Man, for Lynt, I'm trying to
I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm that I'm
addicted to, you know, and I decided what they got.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
To do with me and my wife though and you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
But that's what I'm trying to tell you, Man, I'm
trying to give up messing around with your wife for LYNT.
I mean, that's what I have given up. I've given
up messing around with your wife for LNT.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Man. What's talking about? Man? Messing around with my wife? Man?
Got no time for no games? Right now? Who is
this man?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Like? What's your name again? This is Cliff Man. I
actually work with her for the last ten twelve years.
But but what I wanted to really let you know is,
you know, her schedule probably gonna change because what we
used to be doing we ain't doing. So she's probably
gonna be coming home a little bit earlier or things
like that. But I don't I don't want you getting
addicted to it, because you know, after Lynt is over,
(02:58):
then you know, we'll be like what we used to do.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Man, what is you talking about? Man?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Is my My wife's gonna be home in a minute.
We're gonna talk about our deal with me. Man, I'm
about to hold on? What are you? Are you in
the city right now? Can I can I meet with
you right now?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Cliff? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
But what I'm what I'm trying to say, Well, like
I'm saying, I'm trying to do better.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You know, I gave up trying to do the better.
That sounds like a bunch of to me. I got
something for you and my wife? This true?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, Okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't you feeling me
on trying to do better? Though?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I ain't feeling the thing you calling me? Telling me
my wife? I think we need to meet up and
talk about this face to face clip of what you think?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I mean? We talk right now if you want to
have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, no, no, you just tell me your address and
me and my wife's gonna just come on over there.
How about that and we all sit down and have
a little powwow. I don't know who thank you is, man,
but me and my wife been together over fifteen years
and we ain't never had no problems with no like
this like you telling me on this phone. It sounds
(04:00):
like a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody nick
gonna today if they's truth. So what you need to do?
You need to tell me your name, your number, And
I don't know why you call from this block phone number.
You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man, what I'm saying,
the reason for the call was to let you know,
you know, don't get used to her schedule because after
(04:22):
Lynt it's gonna be back to the way it used
to be. That's all the phone, man, what's up? He's
you talking back? We'll get now. What what's your what's
your what's your what's your last name? Cliff, I'm finna
come find you. I'm finna come see you. Not Jack.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
My name is Cliff. Like I said, I work at
the Clinton. I work at the Post offics.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
With So okay, why come you call from a block number? Cliff?
What's your phone number? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hey, hey man, listen, I'm not trying to have no
confrontation with you.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Man, it's already to confrontation. You can call my phone
from a block number. I don't know you. You don't
know me, and you're telling me you've been my wife?
So you serious? Did you know she was married? I
mean what you mean? Did you know it was married? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Or no? I mean yeah, I mean yeah, I knew
she was married.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, what dad is? You knew that from the jump,
So that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump.
So now I got to get in your man. You
just in toroll off on yourself, so they're regardless. I'm
coming to see you today.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Jack.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Hey, my name ain't Jack Man. My name is Cliff.
But you're not.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm not one to look at I don't have no
I'm not trying to have no confrontation. I just wanted
you to be aware of the schedule.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware of now, Cliff, Who the
hand is you?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Man? Another thing? Man, I want to know, like I know,
I know your tattoo on your name on her lower back.
I've seen that. It's say Dorsey right there.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Hold on, hold on, man,
you're telling me you have just seen the tattoo on
her back?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Is that what you're talking? On her lower back man,
right right, right right on above her tailbone. Yeah, I've
seen it, Dorset. Your name Dorsey? Right?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Man? Who is this man? What's your real he? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
They calm down, man? Are you Are you cool with
the come down you call my phone? Are you school
with the schedule change? It is what I'm asking? What
are you cool with her schedule change? And you see
what I'm saying. Her schedule gonna come back to normal
once Lin is over with. I gave up messing around
with her for leg but not man.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm not cool with a thing. I'm about to be
cool in your face in a minute. Now, tell me
your name, tell me your number and your real address,
and we're gonna talk about our lists in person.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, all right, what my name?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What's your name? My name? Tommy Man? Okay, now we're
getting somewhere.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Tell me what I mean. I mean, why you need
my last name?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Because I'm finna come see you. What you mean why
I need your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody
get in you on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't
go nowhere. We're finna get edge on the phone right now,
and we're gonna settle this right now. Hold on, you're
on the phone. Color color for it. Yeah, tell me
who what you're scared of?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, Man, they call me nephew Tommy. Oh who my name?
Nephew Tommy from Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
What hell? No, she didn set me up?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Man, Man, your wife got me the pray call you. Man,
she tells you I left. I just left the house.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Call him. Now that's why ain't asking the phone. It
was over for you. Man. Y'all come on, man, y'all
wrong for this man. This needs to be against the law.
Man the book.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest
radio show in the land?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I can guess.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That boy did that. Now that's how you kiel somebody.
But you let him know. You got to let him know.
I'm gonna need it back.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Man.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
What a sacrifice you part in him?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What a second? You know what? You don't never know.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
When you go deep into the woods, you don't know
you went far till you go in there.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
You got to go.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You got to go recap what that prank call was about.
Said it was about lint. It's about me giving up something,
And I gave up this man's wife. I'm giving her
up for lint, but when lint is over, I want
her back. Okay, So when you don't think you went
too far, she call the people give up stuff all
the time.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
They're giving it up for lint.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm doing very well with what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Don't judge what you're giving up.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Don't judge, don't Joey.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Thomas Miiles dot com, y'all can check out all my dates.
One of the days I haven't talked about that, I'm
really excited about. Louisville, Kentucky. The Nephew is coming Memorial Weekend.
Y'all get ready to get ready, to get ready. Tickets
on sale already now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
All right, nephew, thank you, you're listening. Is a Steve
Harvey Morning Show
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