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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone
call what you got for his neph.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, sureley, the titler yo, love is my new girl
and her sisters. But let's see here right before that
is the prank which is now and this here is
Jezabell spirit, Jezabel spirit. And we call because your sister
(00:26):
is having an affair with the pastor. Yeah, you know,
they don't use Jesubel no more, they don't, they don't,
they don't. They don't pretty much use that term anymore.
But yeah, this is Jezabel's spirit. Yes, this is where
is My grandmother used to use Jezabel. Yes, he's a Jesebel. Yeah,
you got on red nails and red toe nail and
(00:48):
got her stirred up to her thighs.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
He's a jee Bel, Yes she is. She got a Jezabel.
Come right out and call, just.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Call it right on what it is. It went from
Jezebel to fast loose. Then it just went. Then it
just made a hard left, it just yeah, it's out
of control now. Yeah, so let's go get this right.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Here is Jezebel's spirit.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Alicia. All right,
all right, all right. You may not know my voice,
but I'm sure you probably know me if you saw me.
But I'm brother Greg at the church.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, how you doing.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb your evening.
I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
the workers at the church. We had a meeting. Uh,
a lot of the deacons and the sisters at the church,
the have come to uh had a meeting, and I
wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, that's that's
(02:01):
that's your sister, right, yeah, that's my sister.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's my baby sister.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, all right, well now we got a bit of
a problem, but uh uh uh. They felt that it
would be best for me to call you and discuss
it with you and and let you know what the
you know what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically
the messenger and I'm just calling you to give you
(02:26):
the word of what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, brother Greg, right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Brother Greg Grig agree. You know, uh.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Huh your wife is in the choir.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Right, uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, okay, okay, I know, I think I know.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Well like I said, Sister Alicia,
what the officials of the church are saying is that
they they're saying that they have reason to believe that
your sister has been having an augh there with with
pastors and my sister, r your sister Melanie. They saying
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she's having and had an affair with having an affair
with pastor not. I'm, like I said, I'm just the messenger.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something? Melany
doing well with me?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Like, like I said, the officials had a meeting, and
what they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel
spirit and what.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They don't want to wait, wait, wait a minute, rude, now.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Come on, Okay, I'm now you just hit me out.
Now they're saying that this is a Jezebel spirit and
they would rather all of the family not be welcome
at the church anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, First of all, where are you delivering a message
to me about my sister? If I have a problem
with my sister, seems like you will be calling my sister.
Now we shoot separate people. So why are you calling
me about my sister about a rumor? And now you're
saying y'all don't want me in the church. Is that
(04:20):
what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
The entire family. So if you got some brothers, sisters, auntie,
they won't because they evidently all of the ladies in
the Thompson family hell some type of Jezebel spirit and
they don't want to Wait.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you just just like
I said, now, be mindful who you're speaking to, calling
somebody a Jezebel. What you can't do is call somebody
and accuse somebody and then call them a derogatory word
talking about somebody a Jezebel and a Jezebel. Now you
being room, sir.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It's a jezabel spirit, is what they were saying.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, that's got to be the most asinine, foolish and
that's I have ever heard in my life. Who does that?
Who are you to call me? Don't ask me no
like that? You calling me? All right, some housh But
who can cost they got a jezabel stir that's gonna
call somebody.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm like, you got a bad ass kid? Does your
mama ra a Jezebel?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Still don't wait, wait, wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I'm just does your Mama, does your red lips sit
where I'm wife out of Jezebel's spirit.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I'm asking you and.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Your ass that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
You're gonna mess around and get your ass whoop and
get drugs through the damn pool, kids around with the top.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well, as of right now, the family can't come to
the church.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
You think we want to be around a church that
got people called us asking me.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I show, damn do I have a jezabel S?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
But you never answered the question do you have one?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I might have a rehab spear. Now you know she
was a good Bible.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Now I remember this damn church for the last eight years.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I don't say plenty tide of this damn church.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
And the.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Problem me tell have a problem with me, Slia, Yeah,
uh huh.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Let me say this and then I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Be before you say another damn word.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Next, you need to apologize and thinks like you got.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Some just okay, can I say this?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Go ahead, I apologize, Okay, I apologize because this is
if you Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show and
you just got pranked by your sister Melanie, I'm gonna kick.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That was good, you guys, Melanie asked to Dad.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I don't know who the lady is in the choir
with the red lipstick of her with that, I have
no earthly idea, all right, No Jezebel Spirits, none of that.
We all right?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Maybe maybe a rain half, like I said, because you
don't even more than one five. And she did good
work for the kingdom, because you know I was working
for the kingdom been a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Now, wait you don't, Oh God, I love church, Pep,
I love church. Pick Hey. Let me ask youself, what
is the baddest radio show with the lay this morning show?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And there you have it, Jezebel spirit what y'all think?
Tell me?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Do? All right?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Did I do?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's what we As long as I'm in then that's all.
I'm just trying to make sure.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Tell me in the groove. I will be in the groove. Lexington, Kentucky.
I'm coming to town. It's been it's probably been about
seven years since I've been to Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, it's been a while. Comedy off Broadway.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That would be March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen thirteen fourteen,
fifteen sixteen tickets on sale right now, all right, and
then laying in the cut is a bricktown comedy club
that's in Oklahoma City twenty nine, twenty eight, twenty nine
and thirty of March twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty of.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
March April four, five six, uh.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh Comet is on Charlotte, North Carolina, Sharlotte, North Carolina.
And then dude, April nineteen, It is an evening with
Nephew Tummy in the evening with Nephew Tummy at the
Florida Theater.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I ain't got classic now, y'allo.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
When they book y'all Easter weekend and you in the
evening with few turn you didn't got classes.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, it's sexy nine sex all right, Thank you, nephew,