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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject I wasn't able to tell her husband goodbye. But
right now the nephew is here.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, okay, y'all, let us be as ignorant as the prank.
It goes together, time and one together. I'm a really
close nah.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Quite right now the nephew is here with today's prank
phone call. What you got for his neph.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Mister Reggie, mister Reggie, let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hello, I'm trying to reach debyond. How you doing, man,
This is mister Reggie. Have you heard of me before?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, you don't crack the brain of bel And.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm a friend of your, of your mother's. I'm a
friend of Yolanda's.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You of my mother?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie, she's never she's never mentioned me before.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
No, is she? Okay? Everything cool?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh? No, no, no, your mom is good. Let me
let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting
ready to graduate. You're gonna get your masters.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Right, yeah, I'm getting my MBA.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay. First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
I'm proud of you. Uh, your mom been telling me
about the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to
getting your uh you know, you're getting your master's in business.
So I just want to come in you and say congratulations.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
All right, thank you, brother. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister
Reggie to you. Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got
a little of a situation that we got here.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know,
five six years now, and I just that yeah. Yeah,
So it kind of puzzles me that that she never
brought up mister Reggie to you.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie.
You know, I didn't even know she had bey to
be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, So when you started undergrad, I'm the person that
you know, stepped up and in your mom some money
so she could put you through school. You know, I
I knew she needed some money to get you through
school and started out, you know, like I guess around
your freshman year. So I stepped up and you know,
helped your mom out.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Man. This is bugged out, bro, because Colron, you're telling
me you gave my mother the money because she told
me she got a couple jobs on the side to
get the money to face the school.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad
I'm the one gave your mom the money is for
you can go to school. And I knew when you
graduated from undergrad and then she came back told me
you're getting ready to do grad school and I stepped
up some old Here's what I'm getting a man, I'm
not even calling mister Reggie. Mister Reggie, ain't.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Called You want me to give you some money when
I get a job.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, nothing like that. So here's the deal, man, I
didn't give your mom all this money for six years
now here it is now you find to graduate. And
now that you're finish graduate, she called herself wanting to
break up with me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
So I mean, I don't know nothing about that. That's
between to y'all. Bro. I mean, what do you want
me to do? What I have heard your name before,
So I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And I understand that, but what I'm saying, what I'm
getting that is just right here. I would like for
you to at least call your mama and say something
to it. On my behalf because you know, come on, man,
I didn't put six years in put you all the
way through school.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And now on your behalf. I really don't. I mean,
I don't know you. I mean, like, what do you
want me to stay on your behalf?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Dave mister Reggie and stuck his neck out for you
for the last six years. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Listen, man, I don't even know you. You calling me
out the blue, talking about you gave my mama some
money and being what up for five years? I don't
know you. I never heard your name, never heard of
mister Reggie. You just called me out the blue. It's
some trippy right now.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man. Okay, okay, I understand.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Talkers. You call your your ex girl son like come on.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hold on, hold on, this ain't no ex girl. We
we've been coop me up up to up to last week.
Up till last week. I done paid for you to
go to school six years. Now here it is she
want to break up with me.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I know nothing about that. Man. I don't know why
y'all broke up. I don't know nothing about that. Maybe
and then you called me out the blue and I
don't even know you. She never mentioned you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
At least at least you can do is call on
my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't know who you are.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little
last through schools.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Hey, the check that went to the school have my
mama's name on him? Not no, damn, mister Wretchy. So hey, bro,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It is it is, No, it ain't. No. Here is
what it is. I have to put your little lands
through school. Now, your mama want to run out on me?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Don't want to date me no more. That's some boys
right there, man, and you need to have a little
respect for somebody that then took care of your little last.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I don't even know you. What are you talking about
to chair me? I don't even know who are you,
mister Reste. What kind of name is that? You usually
go by your last name Reggie, people go by my
first name.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
call me mister Reggie, and you gonna do the same.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I just called you red man, Come on, Red, I'm
good like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
What Okay, let me say this here.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
All I'm asking for but you need to call her
and take care of this yourself. Leave me out this sorry. Brother.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Now look here, you owe me a little respect and
you owe me at least you know whatever I'm asking
you to do.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I know what you are you calling me talking about
Paul my mama you used to date. I don't know
what you are you're talking about. I owe you some respects.
Are you crazy? Okay, you get my number anyway you
want to.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I've been had your number. I been had your number
and I didn't spend I don't spend thousands and thousands
of dollars on your little lands. I've been had your money.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Come you ain't come to undergrad graduation?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What I need to come to that for? I did
my job. I took care of your little lads.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Man. You ain't take care of man. You need to get
on off my phone. Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay, you know what. I'm gonna go by your mama house.
I'm gonna go by there, and you know what, I'm
gonna deal with her ass today, my damn self.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I care.
But if I hear about you going about my mother house.
I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.
You're gonna get your ass whood by somebody with the
NBA must be asked. I'm gonna you up if I
hear you went by my mother house, mister Red. Now,
I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing about you.
Once I get off this phone, I'm gonna call and
(06:29):
ask about them, mister Reggie. But if there, I'm gonna
you up.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna
just break up me out of six years out got
and put the little boy through schools.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Well that's what you get for being a sucker. To
sound like you put up a victim of Why know that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You ain't sitting here calling me, no sucker.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You sound like a sucker. God, let me hear you
win by there. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna
be some smoke in the city.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What about Uh? What about Jovis do.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Jarvis gotta do with this? God put you up to
you go by there? He grew up with my mother?
How you no Jarvis? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Because Jarvis called me, He told me to call you
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your boy Jarvis.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
What wait? How, oh cousins, what hold on? Hold on?
Hold on? Jarvis told you and called to say you
need to do my mother and my way for college.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
This is Timmy, baby Steve Horby Morning Show. Your boy
Jarvis got me to prank you. Man, he said, Man,
my boyfriend to graduate. He getting his NBA. He said,
you got to do it, mister Timmy. I said, all right,
all right, tell me all about it. So I came
up with this little story. He said, Oh my god,
he said, Man, his mom is his heart. Man, that's
his heart. I said, all right, cool, that's what we're
going with.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Man, got my grandmother always said, don't be friends with Jarvis.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Hey, man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give
it to me, right, mister m b A, you finna
get showed your paper in the next week. And so
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land in the morning shown? Let me
hear by you going by my mama house. I'm you up,
(08:25):
mister Roger.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Kind of name is that?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
The hell?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Go by the first name, last name. Man since run here,
run here, But you let me hear about you going
by my mama house.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah right, all right, thinking of you coming up next
to the strawberry letter subject I wasn't able to tell her
husband goodbye. We'll get into it right after this. You're
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