Naked Lifeguard

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter, the subject love
at first bite. Wait till you hear this letter. We'll
get into that in a little bit, because right now
the nephew is here with today's prank phone call what
you got for net?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
It's time to hit the pool.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Some much time is coming here. Basically, the title is
naked lifeguard Naked what lifeguard?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Don't don't, don't, don't let this bother.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I know I ain't the only one on this shower
swam naked.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I know I ain't the own.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Let's go cat naked lifeguard.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Carrie.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yes, this is carried Hi Carrie.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
My name is Oliver. Oliver. Do you put in an
application with with the employment agency about looking for some
work as far as being a lifeguard?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Okay, Have you had much experience being a lifeguard?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Yeah, I've been.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
Doing this for a while now, back since I was
like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've had as
many as like two hundred people at one time watching them.
So I'm good. I'm good at what I do. I
love it.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
Very good. Very good. Well, i'll tell you what. I've
looked over your application and I've checked everything out thoroughly,
and I'm very excited about maybe getting you to I
don't know if you're familiar with it, but public pool.
It's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there. Are you
familiar with good, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
I'm familiar with it.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
They're near where I live.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in the back of there's
a gated community and that is actually the particular property
that I'm talking about. You coming out and working for
us there at the pool site. If we can get
you on Monday to Friday, we're gonna actually hire some
more college students for Saturday and Sunday.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
What do you say, Oh, okay, that sounds great money
weekends off.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off job actually pays
twenty five dollars an hour. Wow. You would be our
head lifeguard and we would want you to be there
from you know. I mean if you start at twelve,
it'll actually like you to get there around eleven thirty,
you know, just just to be prepared and be the

(02:24):
overseer and make sure the other lifeguards get there on
time and you know, we'll go from there. Okay, Now,
carry there's only one catch that actually comes along with
this job. We want you to work an additional four
hours from six to ten at night, but it's going
to pay you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll make
an extra two hundred dollars. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Man?

Speaker 7 (02:45):
I feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything,
I can use that money right now, especially during the summertime.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Okay, now here's the deal. This is in negated community,
like I told you before, but also it's going to
be adults at night, and and they are actually going
to be swimming nude. What Yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude.
And what they asked is if they're going to be
swimming nude, they want to make sure that the lifeguard
that's protecting them is going to be nude as well.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.
I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
And I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about you
possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week. How
do you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a week
for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that'll definitely pay
for it throughout the entire summer. That should be a
big help, shouldn't it?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:44):
What? But I mean, I mean, are are you?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Are you?

Speaker 6 (03:48):
How do you feel about trying it for a few
weeks and then you know, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 7 (03:54):
I don't know? But I mean, you're.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Gonna watch over some adults who are actually just gonna
be nude in the pool, and you're nude as well
up on the big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty
I don't seventeen fifty carry, you.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Know, I don't think I'm going to be able to do.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
That seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four hours of
you being nude along with some other people that are
already new. So, I mean, what's the big deal.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You know?

Speaker 6 (04:24):
What we need you to do is come down. We're
gonna do some drills, some lifeguard drills, and make sure
that you're definitely qualified. But we're going to make sure
that when you do those, you got to be naked
as well. Okay, why would I have to do some
drills naked.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I'm on a radio lifeguard. What do I need to drunk?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Understand all that.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
But in order we for our particular property, we got
to make sure that you're actually prepared and ready.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You know, I understand.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Well that's the way it is, Carriy. We need you
to come down and do some drills. Well, it's not
going to take a long probably about a half hour.
You come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,
and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,
to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
But what I mean, what if my family come to that?

Speaker 6 (05:10):
You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and
forth with you. I can't now. I know you. You
know I looked at your resume, I looked at what
you were doing and what you're pursuing in life, and
I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
But I can't be you. I mean, I can't do
that to my family, and.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
You can no, no, wait a minute, hang on a second.
Now you can't tell me you can't do it now?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh yes, I yes I can.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
So you get your down here in the morning so
I can get these drills done, and I want you
naked when you get here and get in this pool.
You understand me?

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Who the hell you think you're talking to? Are you
some kind of pool timp? Lifeguard? Human resources are in pimp?
You're not tipping me. I don't have to come down there,
but I want to come down there.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
You gotta bring tomorrow and get in this pool and
do this trill.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Do you think you're talking too.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm talking to you tomorrow. You do these drill.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
You need to do is go get your Pamela Anderson
Baywatch because anything you're doing nothing new grass stop for
you all freaking I don't know them. I don't know
them people.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't give a move.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
You know. Now, you get your down here and you
take the job.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
I'm not coming down there to your front. Told tomorrow
and swim new and life go ahead, new for a
bunch of ronchy. I don't know who you think you're
trying to. I'm just trying to be nice to you
when you come home with that and then it's stud
But because I'm not there kind of girl, you got me? Okay,
you need to go get your Pamela Anderson Baywatch. You

(06:37):
know deep s diving. I don't know what you need,
but I'm not what you need.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You get your fluck down here tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
What you think you're talking to I'm talking to you.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Who think you're talking to.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking to?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I got something I want to say to you. You listening?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
You know where you You better go ahead and say
because I'm bout to hang up this phone in your
face right now.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I just said this, frank you, baby. Your girlfriend pranks it.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
You Alight, when I see it, she's gonna have one
less float. I cannot believe she d like this.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
All right, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
The distress in her voice.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I thought about it, and I can't do that. I
just can't do that.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
To my family.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Right she really was.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Down Tommy. I'd have been down there for sure. I
wouldn't got my daddy. But Tommy, you kind of blew
it in the beginning, you know, you're gonna be at
the pool. You're gonna be like the head. You're gonna
be the overseer. I said, what kind of slave as
you're gonna be the overseer? I said, what did his

(08:19):
old ass say that he's younger? Be like the overseer
for them?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
For that?

Speaker 7 (08:26):
What point?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
What point shall I bring out my bang and pick
a bale?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
All right? The Nephew is coming to town Dallas, Dallas
Fort Worth, Texas. Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Live
with special guests Tony robertson the building, Dominique in the building,
and the Nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth
at the Majestic Field. That is Father's Day weekend. So
bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys, bring

(08:56):
your well you're older boys, because it's gonna be it's
gonna be that kind of party. It's gonna be a
grown and sexy type of party. So we'll come on
out and hang out with the nephew.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
All right.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Coming up next it is a Strawberry Letters subject is
love at First Bite. We'll get back into it right
after this. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.