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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew with today's prank phone
called nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is called the shoplifter, the shoplifter, this is called
the shop lifted.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right, now, boosted, I know that I just.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Apparently this is the shoplifter slash booster. All right, we'll
figure out which one it is in the minute. Here
we go, let's go catch up. Uh. Yes, I'm trying
to reach a Tanya. Please, hi, Tanya. My name is Daniel.
(00:40):
I'm the head of store security here at your job. Listen,
I'm trying to see I'm gonna have to I know
today's your day off. I'm looking at the schedule here.
It seems that you don't come back in until Saturday.
I'm trying to see if it's possible I can get
you to come to the store. There's a bit of
a situation I want to discuss with you. There's about
eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from the store. Yeah,
(01:05):
it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise. And we
definitely know that this is a in house situation. This
is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely an
in house situation with employees who have evidently been shoplifting
from the store, taking things, and we want to get
down to the to the roots of the problem.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, so what you call them for?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, ma'am, it's it's been brought to my attention that
there's a possibility that you may be part of this situation.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And the situation I ain't No, I don't steal. You
don't call my house accusing me of Still, I ain't
stole nothing from nobody.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, Well, my hang on, man, what I'm trying to
do is just trying to.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You, trying to say I instilled something and I ain't
stole to say.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, wait just a second. Now, do you have a
sister named Cynthia?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, now, it seems that here on some of the
footage that we have on camera that uh, it's a
possibility that it seems like your sister's actually wearing some
of the merchandise that we sell here in the store.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, just because she wears something that we sell in
the store, don't mean that I've stole it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, we don't see where she's at. I've backed the
footage up as far as I could. I don't see
any footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise. And
my assumption is maybe you gave it to her.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I gave her And just because you don't see where
somebody purchased it, don't mean that it's been stolen.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, here's what I'm gonna get. I'm gonna just get
to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm gonna have
to do is this if I can't get you to
come to the store, ma'am. And matter of fact, here's
another question for you before I go any further. You
have children at al Tanya?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I got children, wife?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Do you Is it possible? Because I'm missing a lot
of baby merchandise as well?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And you know what, you know what you really cruising
for this morning? Okay, because you don't call somebody on
the off day accusing them of stealing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are you coming into
the office so I can talk with you.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm not coming nowhere on my off day.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, then what's gonna happen, miss Tanya, is I'm gonna
have to actually come to your home check your closets.
I'm gonna have to check your kids and see if
they're will do what check and see if they're wearing
merchandise that that comes from this.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Come to my house if you want to, and they
gonna take your somebody here in the body back. You
heard what I said. You heard what I said. You
don't call nobody. I bust my store. I bust my store.
You understand me. I work hard for y'all. Okay, you've
been busting.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You've been car here.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Accusing me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody. I
don't have to steal. That's why I work all day.
You understand me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think you've been busting in your butt. Taking stuff
is what you've been doing.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You've been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets thing, but.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It ain't no seat. You understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm checking your babies as well, and I'm making you
check my baby and see what happened.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You put your hands on any damn thing in here
and see what happens.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, I don't have to drag your butt.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We're here. Oh you're gonna drag somebody? Oh? Now, you
threatening me.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't want to drag out of your hat.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Security guy. You're touching security guard. You like your job
that much you're willing to die for the time.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Who said anything about me?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Doc?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.
That's what happens when you put people on the off day,
you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of damn days.
Oh and y'all gonna call me with this book.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So are you threatening me?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you
was coming over here.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, I did here, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm bring your security guard a myth. Let me tell
you something, Okay, I get you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I can have you brought up on charges. You know that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Bring me up on charges and see what happened that charge.
See if you get that far.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm on my way over there now to check you
and your kids. You understand me.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I'm over here to check me and my kids and
see how they checked the somebody here. Let me tell
you something to tell me. You ain't got nothing to
tell me you ain't got.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Once you go ahead and tell me what you took,
maybe I'll go light on you.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'll go like think I'm stupid or something. You don't
sound like a damn food. Why don't you tell me
what you took too?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I bet you're teaching your little kids over there how
to steal too.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Aren't you what what you teach kids?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hey hey hey?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now you hey hey hey hey hey, don't call me
with this book on my all's stay.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Let me tell you one month. Are you listening to me?
I got one more thing to say to you.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You ain't got nothing else to say to me?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Are you listening what this is? Nephew? Tell me from
the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got prank for
your sister, sat you?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh okay, okay, So you and that bro want to
play games? Okay, y'all want to play right, y'all got joke?
Y'all got joke. I got joke for both of y'all.
I'm around here taking care of her and all her
little ugly kids, and she gonna play with me. Am
I un day.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
All right? Tell you she told me. She told me,
she said that timy be pranking people. You can't nobody
get me with that on crazy to I come to people?
Don't know somebody calling and tripping with this she told
me you couldn't you thought you couldn't be got.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's all right, y'all got it's so good. Well, I
love you, love you. I got some bug.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right. Let me ask you one more thing. What
is the baddest radio show in the land, The.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Uh? What you're going down?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I said?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
This is an ignorant show. Right, Take what you can
I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Gleaned from it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're going the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, Lexington, Kentucky, the.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Fool is coming to town.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I will be there March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen.
Tickets are on sale Red nine and nephew, you ain't
been there about seven years. And here I come, ignorance, stupid,
crazy as I all get out. Come get all of it.
Come get this laughter, Come get this party, Come get
this testimony, Come get come get all of it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's all wrapped up in the one and you.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Get you ain't had cancer jokes to your had them
from Tommy? Yeah wow, Yeah, you got tickets.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Don't still got to laugh? And what I have been
through last keep me crying?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Man? What what I'm gonna stay off that subject? Have
you noticed?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yes? We all do. But everybody, but well it ain't.
So it ain't your subject.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I mean your subject is your back.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You gotta talk about you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Don't talk about what I'm going through, talk about what
you're going through about your back. So as I get
more more comma, we're gonna quit all this.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm bitter. Look you in the eye in a minute
to thank you. Nephew coming up to catch somebody still running.
I keep telling you that
It is time for the nephew with today's prank phone
called nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is called the shoplifter, the shoplifter, this is called
the shop lifted.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right, now, boosted, I know that I just.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Apparently this is the shoplifter slash booster. All right, we'll
figure out which one it is in the minute. Here
we go, let's go catch up. Uh. Yes, I'm trying
to reach a Tanya. Please, hi, Tanya. My name is Daniel.
(00:40):
I'm the head of store security here at your job. Listen,
I'm trying to see I'm gonna have to I know
today's your day off. I'm looking at the schedule here.
It seems that you don't come back in until Saturday.
I'm trying to see if it's possible I can get
you to come to the store. There's a bit of
a situation I want to discuss with you. There's about
eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from the store. Yeah,
(01:05):
it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise. And we
definitely know that this is a in house situation. This
is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely an
in house situation with employees who have evidently been shoplifting
from the store, taking things, and we want to get
down to the to the roots of the problem.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, so what you call them for?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, ma'am, it's it's been brought to my attention that
there's a possibility that you may be part of this situation.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And the situation I ain't No, I don't steal. You
don't call my house accusing me of Still, I ain't
stole nothing from nobody.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, Well, my hang on, man, what I'm trying to
do is just trying to.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You, trying to say I instilled something and I ain't
stole to say.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, wait just a second. Now, do you have a
sister named Cynthia?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, now, it seems that here on some of the
footage that we have on camera that uh, it's a
possibility that it seems like your sister's actually wearing some
of the merchandise that we sell here in the store.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, just because she wears something that we sell in
the store, don't mean that I've stole it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, we don't see where she's at. I've backed the
footage up as far as I could. I don't see
any footage of where she purchased this particular merchandise. And
my assumption is maybe you gave it to her.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I gave her And just because you don't see where
somebody purchased it, don't mean that it's been stolen.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, here's what I'm gonna get. I'm gonna just get
to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm gonna have
to do is this if I can't get you to
come to the store, ma'am. And matter of fact, here's
another question for you before I go any further. You
have children at al Tanya?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I got children, wife?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Do you Is it possible? Because I'm missing a lot
of baby merchandise as well?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And you know what, you know what you really cruising
for this morning? Okay, because you don't call somebody on
the off day accusing them of stealing.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are you coming into
the office so I can talk with you.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm not coming nowhere on my off day.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, then what's gonna happen, miss Tanya, is I'm gonna
have to actually come to your home check your closets.
I'm gonna have to check your kids and see if
they're will do what check and see if they're wearing
merchandise that that comes from this.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Come to my house if you want to, and they
gonna take your somebody here in the body back. You
heard what I said. You heard what I said. You
don't call nobody. I bust my store. I bust my store.
You understand me. I work hard for y'all. Okay, you've
been busting.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You've been car here.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Accusing me of stealing. I ain't so from nobody. I
don't have to steal. That's why I work all day.
You understand me.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I think you've been busting in your butt. Taking stuff
is what you've been doing.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You've been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets thing, but.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It ain't no seat. You understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm checking your babies as well, and I'm making you
check my baby and see what happened.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You put your hands on any damn thing in here
and see what happens.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, I don't have to drag your butt.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We're here. Oh you're gonna drag somebody? Oh? Now, you
threatening me.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't want to drag out of your hat.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Security guy. You're touching security guard. You like your job
that much you're willing to die for the time.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Who said anything about me?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Doc?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.
That's what happens when you put people on the off day,
you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of damn days.
Oh and y'all gonna call me with this book.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So are you threatening me?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm threatening you? Then you just call and say you
was coming over here.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, I did here, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm bring your security guard a myth. Let me tell
you something, Okay, I get you.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I can have you brought up on charges. You know that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Bring me up on charges and see what happened that charge.
See if you get that far.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm on my way over there now to check you
and your kids. You understand me.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I'm over here to check me and my kids and
see how they checked the somebody here. Let me tell
you something to tell me. You ain't got nothing to
tell me you ain't got.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Once you go ahead and tell me what you took,
maybe I'll go light on you.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'll go like think I'm stupid or something. You don't
sound like a damn food. Why don't you tell me
what you took too?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I bet you're teaching your little kids over there how
to steal too.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Aren't you what what you teach kids?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hey hey hey?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Now you hey hey hey hey hey, don't call me
with this book on my all's stay.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Let me tell you one month. Are you listening to me?
I got one more thing to say to you.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You ain't got nothing else to say to me?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Are you listening what this is? Nephew? Tell me from
the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got prank for
your sister, sat you?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh okay, okay, So you and that bro want to
play games? Okay, y'all want to play right, y'all got joke?
Y'all got joke. I got joke for both of y'all.
I'm around here taking care of her and all her
little ugly kids, and she gonna play with me. Am
I un day.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
All right? Tell you she told me. She told me,
she said that timy be pranking people. You can't nobody
get me with that on crazy to I come to people?
Don't know somebody calling and tripping with this she told
me you couldn't you thought you couldn't be got.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's all right, y'all got it's so good. Well, I
love you, love you. I got some bug.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right. Let me ask you one more thing. What
is the baddest radio show in the land, The.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Uh? What you're going down?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I said?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
This is an ignorant show. Right, Take what you can
I guess.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Gleaned from it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You're going the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, Lexington, Kentucky, the.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Fool is coming to town.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I will be there March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen.
Tickets are on sale Red nine and nephew, you ain't
been there about seven years. And here I come, ignorance, stupid,
crazy as I all get out. Come get all of it.
Come get this laughter, Come get this party, Come get
this testimony, Come get come get all of it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's all wrapped up in the one and you.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Get you ain't had cancer jokes to your had them
from Tommy? Yeah wow, Yeah, you got tickets.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Don't still got to laugh? And what I have been
through last keep me crying?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Man? What what I'm gonna stay off that subject? Have
you noticed?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yes? We all do. But everybody, but well it ain't.
So it ain't your subject.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I mean your subject is your back.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You gotta talk about you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Don't talk about what I'm going through, talk about what
you're going through about your back. So as I get
more more comma, we're gonna quit all this.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I'm bitter. Look you in the eye in a minute
to thank you. Nephew coming up to catch somebody still running.
I keep telling you that
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