March 4, 2025 • 8 mins
Tommy pranks a man about his wife being a surrogate for him and his wife.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is called sarrogod Mother. You know, we want to
use this lady at the character of Sara good mother,
but me personally, I would like for her for us
to do it the traditional way of getting pregnant. I'm
gonna call the man and ask him, is it all right?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know? Her husband? Her husband?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna call a husband, talk to him, see
if his wife can be the surrogod mother. But I
want us to, you know, I want us to get
pregnant the traditional way.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You understand, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I mean you know what, man, it's it's some people
out there that are selfish, and you know what, And
that's that's what I want to share. It is it's
some selfish people out there.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Now, if you're gonna you know, it's just can you
loan me your wife for nine months? That's all we are,
That's all I'm well, I mean, what is that? Come on, man,
do a good deed in your life? All right, here
we go. Farraget mother. Let's go cat dog if.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You yeah, Roger, can I seek to Roger? Roger? Hey,
this Calvin Man, how you doing. I go to the
same church y'all go to. Okay, I got your number
from one of the guys at the church. Man. They
told me that if I wanted to talk to you,
I could, I could reach out to you or whatever.
How you doing today?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm good, man, I'm good. How can help your wife?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Man? Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything,
but she seems to be real fit? Does she does?
She work out all the time?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
She goes to Jimuary once in a while?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, who is this bro?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Like I said, I named Calvin Man. We go to
the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
for a long time man to actually have some kids.
And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just
ain't having the dog. I mean, We've been trying and trying.
But what I'm trying to do now is just find
another type of way to make this happen. Now, you
(01:50):
say your wife is in good condition.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Right, My wife is in good condition.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What does she got to do? Is you want your
wife trying a baby?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
She? You know? Now, y'all already got kids, don't you?
Y'all got like from what the brother the church told me,
y'all got three kids.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Right, yeah, we got there. I got two boys and
the girl.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, here's what I'm trying to do. Man, I was
hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would
be a good surrogate mother or what you know. What
I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
we want to have kids. Man, we want to have
a hold on brother.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You just said you ture you're looking for a surrogate mother,
and the brother church told you to call me.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually
call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
You know, I asked them for your phone numbers so
I can actually call you myself.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Man, wait a minute, so even I and my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, no, no, not, I ain't been So
you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying
is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
I really do. Man, me and my wife, we listen,
you call.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Me about my wife and you want her to be
a Shara good mother for you with I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
While we're on the phone, brother, here's the real deal man,
Me and my wife we can't have kids. We tried
and tried and tried, and you know, biologically, we've just
been going through it and going through it man. And
I was just you know, I've seen your wife. She's healthy.
I see all at church all the time, and I
was just like, reached out. Man, maybe somebody wouldn't mind
(03:26):
being the surrogate mother for for me and my wife
so we can.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Have a child, y'all to get a lot sharrogo mother,
I mean, hold on, brother, you calling me to see
if my wife can be a sarago money see your child.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I know it's crazy, it's crazy, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Think you cat your line brother, out of all the
members in the church, you calling me to get my
wife have your baby.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I don't know what but ignorant brothers.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I'm talking you sound ignorant.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's so many places to go doctor baby. I can
take you down to a county court house and show
you kids need a doctor right next. But you can
go to Africa like all the rest of them people
and gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and
my wife's twenty thousand members in this church. You know
how stupid you brother?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, brother, brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying to
come across like that.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Man, how you trying to come across? But you didn't
done it?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
To hear me out, Man, I don't want you to.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Man, go ahead, brother, go ahead, man.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Okay, were looking for a Sarah good mother. We look,
we seen your your wife, and we thought she'd be
a great Sarah Good mother. And I know it sounds
crazy for me to pick you out of all the
people that go to the church. I understand that, man,
I knew. But listen, we would love for your wife
to be the surrogate mother. And we willing to pay
for this. But listen to me, if you don't mind.
(04:51):
We don't want to do this with no test tubes
and all that where they they mix my seed with
her with her egg. We want to this naturally.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa who? You know have to appeal?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You just said, Man, you gotta understand a real man
want to do I want to do it realistically. You
know what I'm saying. I under said, brother, brother, you are.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You telling me that you want to have sex with
my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But I mean, I mean, you know you don't you
want to have me.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Lose all my Christianity right now?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Brother, you want to have a baby the real way
though you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't give a damn habby the sake way. You
tell me you want to lay down in the bed
with my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But damn you already got three kids. Think about the people.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That can't rie the doctor baby, Man, take your damn
it ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't gonna
sit down psychiatry from mound have your baby. Do you
know what you sound like?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Done?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
How did you get my number? Man? To mean you
get my number?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I got your number for one of the brothers at
the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
you like a man. I wanted to come at you
first and talk to you like a man and see
you know if you was cool with the proposition. But loop,
come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
talk to her. What I'm just gonna go. I'm just
gonna talk to your wife and see if you lost
your mind.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I told your answer.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now you tell me you gonna go around me and
ask which You're I'm gonna do is talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You'll call my wife you right now, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I'm gonna tell your wife. You call my wife. I'm
gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You call my wife and wife next Sunday. I'm not
gonna go through this when you're here. I'm talking to
her next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Next hernda.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm gonahoop you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You ain't gonna do nothing to.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Make I'm gonna whoop yo.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Man, my wife who deserve a time too? You ain't.
You ain't gonna stand in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't have the middle of this. You lost your
man who talked to my wife's Next week you want too?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I got one more thing I want to say to you. Man,
Is you listening to me?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Say what the keep gotta safe?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You can get off my.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Phone, Beth is nept You Timmy from the Steve Hobbin
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy. What listen?
Who this is? This? Listen this man, this nephew tell me.
Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your own boy
(07:09):
got me through Frank phone. Call you. Man.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I'm over here. Man, my head is spinning.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know what, Man, you got me calling brother?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I'm ready to fight, brother.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I got one more thing to ask you, migdal Man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, man.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Y'all got me this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Got me?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man? Wish you got a death.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You know, there's some people out there man that are
really just it's all about them. It's all about them.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Nobody wants to step outside their comfort zone and do
something for somebody that you know it's not but hey,
you know you're helping somebody, all right. I just you know,
tell y'all don't get it, junior. Don't you know you
know nobody wants to step out their comfort zone.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know, let me and how your wife from nine
months to a year?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So me and my wife have had this baby. That's
all I'm asking?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What am I? Dad? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, I don't get it, man, I mean, you only
live once. But anyway, hey listen, I'll be in Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You only have once. Yolo? Yeah, yolo, Right, junior.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So I'll be in Lexington thirteen, fourteen, fifteenth, and sixteen.
Tickets on sale right now, y'all get ready to Nephew
is coming to How many are Broadway, Bricktown Comedy Club,
Oklahoma City coming through, coming through, y'all already know, laying
and cutting Charlotte, Florida.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh yeah, Florida.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's a new Oh all that's laying in the cutting.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Thank you,
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call what you got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is called sarrogod Mother. You know, we want to
use this lady at the character of Sara good mother,
but me personally, I would like for her for us
to do it the traditional way of getting pregnant. I'm
gonna call the man and ask him, is it all right?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know? Her husband? Her husband?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna call a husband, talk to him, see
if his wife can be the surrogod mother. But I
want us to, you know, I want us to get
pregnant the traditional way.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You understand, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I mean you know what, man, it's it's some people
out there that are selfish, and you know what, And
that's that's what I want to share. It is it's
some selfish people out there.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Now, if you're gonna you know, it's just can you
loan me your wife for nine months? That's all we are,
That's all I'm well, I mean, what is that? Come on, man,
do a good deed in your life? All right, here
we go. Farraget mother. Let's go cat dog if.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You yeah, Roger, can I seek to Roger? Roger? Hey,
this Calvin Man, how you doing. I go to the
same church y'all go to. Okay, I got your number
from one of the guys at the church. Man. They
told me that if I wanted to talk to you,
I could, I could reach out to you or whatever.
How you doing today?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'm good, man, I'm good. How can help your wife?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Man? Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything,
but she seems to be real fit? Does she does?
She work out all the time?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
She goes to Jimuary once in a while?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, who is this bro?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Like I said, I named Calvin Man. We go to
the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
for a long time man to actually have some kids.
And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just
ain't having the dog. I mean, We've been trying and trying.
But what I'm trying to do now is just find
another type of way to make this happen. Now, you
(01:50):
say your wife is in good condition.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Right, My wife is in good condition.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What does she got to do? Is you want your
wife trying a baby?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
She? You know? Now, y'all already got kids, don't you?
Y'all got like from what the brother the church told me,
y'all got three kids.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Right, yeah, we got there. I got two boys and
the girl.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, here's what I'm trying to do. Man, I was
hoping that I could find somebody, a female that would
be a good surrogate mother or what you know. What
I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
we want to have kids. Man, we want to have
a hold on brother.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
You just said you ture you're looking for a surrogate mother,
and the brother church told you to call me.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well no, no, no, ain't nobody tell me to actually
call you. I asked them about you and your wife.
You know, I asked them for your phone numbers so
I can actually call you myself.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Man, wait a minute, so even I and my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, no, no, not, I ain't been So
you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying
is that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
I really do. Man, me and my wife, we listen,
you call.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Me about my wife and you want her to be
a Shara good mother for you with I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
While we're on the phone, brother, here's the real deal man,
Me and my wife we can't have kids. We tried
and tried and tried, and you know, biologically, we've just
been going through it and going through it man. And
I was just you know, I've seen your wife. She's healthy.
I see all at church all the time, and I
was just like, reached out. Man, maybe somebody wouldn't mind
(03:26):
being the surrogate mother for for me and my wife
so we can.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Have a child, y'all to get a lot sharrogo mother,
I mean, hold on, brother, you calling me to see
if my wife can be a sarago money see your child.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I know it's crazy, it's crazy, and I.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Think you cat your line brother, out of all the
members in the church, you calling me to get my
wife have your baby.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I don't know what but ignorant brothers.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I'm talking you sound ignorant.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's so many places to go doctor baby. I can
take you down to a county court house and show
you kids need a doctor right next. But you can
go to Africa like all the rest of them people
and gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and
my wife's twenty thousand members in this church. You know
how stupid you brother?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, brother, brother, man, listen, man, I'm not trying to
come across like that.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Man, how you trying to come across? But you didn't
done it?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
To hear me out, Man, I don't want you to.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Man, go ahead, brother, go ahead, man.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Okay, were looking for a Sarah good mother. We look,
we seen your your wife, and we thought she'd be
a great Sarah Good mother. And I know it sounds
crazy for me to pick you out of all the
people that go to the church. I understand that, man,
I knew. But listen, we would love for your wife
to be the surrogate mother. And we willing to pay
for this. But listen to me, if you don't mind.
(04:51):
We don't want to do this with no test tubes
and all that where they they mix my seed with
her with her egg. We want to this naturally.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa who? You know have to appeal?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You just said, Man, you gotta understand a real man
want to do I want to do it realistically. You
know what I'm saying. I under said, brother, brother, you are.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You telling me that you want to have sex with
my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But I mean, I mean, you know you don't you
want to have me.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Lose all my Christianity right now?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Brother, you want to have a baby the real way
though you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't give a damn habby the sake way. You
tell me you want to lay down in the bed
with my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But damn you already got three kids. Think about the people.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That can't rie the doctor baby, Man, take your damn
it ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't gonna
sit down psychiatry from mound have your baby. Do you
know what you sound like?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Done?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I know it sounds crazy, man, I do.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
How did you get my number? Man? To mean you
get my number?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I got your number for one of the brothers at
the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with
you like a man. I wanted to come at you
first and talk to you like a man and see
you know if you was cool with the proposition. But loop,
come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife and just
talk to her. What I'm just gonna go. I'm just
gonna talk to your wife and see if you lost
your mind.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I told your answer.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now you tell me you gonna go around me and
ask which You're I'm gonna do is talk to my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You'll call my wife you right now, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I'm gonna tell your wife. You call my wife. I'm
gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You call my wife and wife next Sunday. I'm not
gonna go through this when you're here. I'm talking to
her next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Next hernda.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm gonahoop you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You ain't gonna do nothing to.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Make I'm gonna whoop yo.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Man, my wife who deserve a time too? You ain't.
You ain't gonna stand in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't have the middle of this. You lost your
man who talked to my wife's Next week you want too?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I got one more thing I want to say to you. Man,
Is you listening to me?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Say what the keep gotta safe?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
You can get off my.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Phone, Beth is nept You Timmy from the Steve Hobbin
Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy. What listen?
Who this is? This? Listen this man, this nephew tell me.
Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your own boy
(07:09):
got me through Frank phone. Call you. Man.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I'm over here. Man, my head is spinning.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know what, Man, you got me calling brother?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I'm ready to fight, brother.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I got one more thing to ask you, migdal Man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, man.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Y'all got me this morning?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Got me?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man? Wish you got a death.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You know, there's some people out there man that are
really just it's all about them. It's all about them.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Nobody wants to step outside their comfort zone and do
something for somebody that you know it's not but hey,
you know you're helping somebody, all right. I just you know,
tell y'all don't get it, junior. Don't you know you
know nobody wants to step out their comfort zone.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know, let me and how your wife from nine
months to a year?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
So me and my wife have had this baby. That's
all I'm asking?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What am I? Dad? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, I don't get it, man, I mean, you only
live once. But anyway, hey listen, I'll be in Lexington, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You only have once. Yolo? Yeah, yolo, Right, junior.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So I'll be in Lexington thirteen, fourteen, fifteenth, and sixteen.
Tickets on sale right now, y'all get ready to Nephew
is coming to How many are Broadway, Bricktown Comedy Club,
Oklahoma City coming through, coming through, y'all already know, laying
and cutting Charlotte, Florida.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh yeah, Florida.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's a new Oh all that's laying in the cutting.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Thank you,
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