September 25, 2024 • 9 mins
Tommy had a situation at the barber shop that needs to be addressed.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour today.
It's my strawberry letter and the subject is am I
just a rebound with a nice apartments. We'll get into
that find out what that's all about. Kind of self
explanatory though, we'll get into it because right now it's
time for the nephew and today's Frank phone call. Nephew,
you're up, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's right here. This is called the barber shop. But
when a man is sitting in the barber shop, yeah,
and you're in the chair and you're getting your hair
cut or your be a trend, whatever it is that
you go get. The problem is is that when when
the barber turns the chair with his mid section, you
know his is his Yeah, yeah, And it's just a
(00:44):
it's just an.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Ere is situation.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's just it's a weird feeling when you sit in
there again, you know, getting work done, and when he
take his his med sat his pelvis, you know, and
and moves the chair with that feels that got that
that that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Just feels weird. All right. This is called the hand
got You got.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The clippers in one end, call it probably got a comb.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
In the other way.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It didn't just take that me and Sexy the boom,
you know, and just throw that chair like that. Hey,
come on, dog, don't do that. This right here is
the bable shop cat dog, if you would, Brady.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Brady, how you doing? Man?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
My name, my name is Dennis Man. I got a
haircut from you a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hey, listen, I wanted to get an appointment with you man.
Like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,
my first time getting a haircut from you. Did really
real good job. So I want to say thank you
for that. All right, Okay, do you have any any
time available on Thursday?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, for sure. Uh come up' be fine. What's what's
what's your name here?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Dennis Man? Dennis?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Okay, Dennis? Why she had Dennis about about three o'clock, man,
some of that nature. I mean, you know, I know
I'm the work off formans. You know, three o'clock, you'll
be there.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay. Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I got a little bit of a situation though, man,
that happened last time I was there. I kind of
wanted to talk to you about it, man, because it
kind of caught me off guard. So I wanted to
high let you man and see if we could rectify
the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
For I came back up there.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
What happened? Ipect something? I mean, what was to deal?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What it really wasn't somebody man it was? It was
it was actually you.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, I mean, what's happened his deal man?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
When you was cutting my hair? When it when it
was time to turn the chair, you didn't turn the
chair with with with with with your hand man. See Brady, man,
you you turned the chair with your with your private part.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Oh, come on, say I mean, Dan, I'm a professional man.
I've been doing this fifteen years right right.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't think it's anything deliberate, man. I think you
just do it unconsciously, man, cause you know you be
leaning over on the chair cutting and I think you
don't realize, you know, you be turning the chair with
your private part instead of.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Doing it with your hand man.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And see, my hand got caught out there and I
saw it out the coner my eyes. I saw your
private part coming towards my hand. I moved it just
in time. You understand.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
But no, see, Dennis, I'm not understanding something, bro, because
I don't. I don't, we don't operate like that ryn
here because you know I don't make mistakes like that.
But I mean, you know, I don't know you. You're
sure you're talking to the right person, man.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, I mean, ain't you the third chair on the
right when you walk in the door.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Man.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And you cut me two weeks ago, and like I said,
I really like my haircuts, so I wanted to call
back and rectify this problem. But you know, you got
to turn the chair with your hand and not your
private part.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If not, we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Okay. But I feel you and I understand your your
complaint and everything. I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying,
but I don't do that, you know. But I mean
we we'll be glad. You know what I'm saying. Get
you another cut or whatever? You understand? Men, you know,
but I don't move nobody no wrong with my private man.
You know that's just not me.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, I understand what you're saying, but I want you
to hear what I'm saying. If you put your private
on there at all when I come in there Thursday,
then I promise you I'm gona jump up and we're
gonna have a pride.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Well, well let's see not now, not right there, and
I'm not I'm not sitting that jump up having a
problem because you know, you don't really know me like that. Bro,
you know what I mean. I'm trying to be a
professional here and solve your little issues that you got
to understand it. But but I all just jumping up
and stuff you're talking about doing. I don't look like man.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm trying to come in and get a nice haircut
and walk out with a nice haircut.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
What I don't want to do is come down there,
you lean over.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Put your private part where I got my arms in
my hands, and I gotta whoop you.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Now, that's what I don't you're starting.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You're touching me wrong, talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You're talking about I'm touching you wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You touched me wrong two weeks ago when you put
your private on my hand.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Man touches tell you feeling me? Say what I know
you're talking to man?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You know, because hey, dog.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
All I'm trying to say, you know, the brother trying
to come in and get his hair cut and walk
out fitting like a man and not walk out feeling
violated man, because you didn't turn the chair with your
private part all up against my hand and my elbow
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Man, all the you know what I'm saying that I'm
gonna you know, I'm trying to talk to you. Do
you feel but not shun u me wrong? Ain't no
punk flying here?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
And you understand it ain't no punk flying that, then
keep it off my hand.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Let me tell you something. I'm paying over here, So
I'm gonna tell you right, you understand me quickly? Over here?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I heard what you saying, But let me explain something.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You were using your hips and your private section like
a pinball.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Machine, and I'm gonna tell you put something on you.
You come up? Understand me?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I come, I'm just trying to come and get a
hair cut.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm trying to get a hair cut and walk out
of there like a man, feeling like a man.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I bet you'll open you up. I'm gonna open you up. Boy,
do you wanna stand? You know? Come on? You do
you know? You do something to your what's you want
to be?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
So long?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This is a bomber shop? Good do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hold?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What got no time?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Said?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I got somebody have a cold running you hear dumb,
you're gonna come over here too, too straight? I bet
you did.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I don't do it.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I don't go I don't do you feel me?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You know you?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Man? You said you'll come up here. Yeah, come on
up here and recognize yourself when you.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Come up here. You know what? Okay, okay, I'm gonna
putting my real name on my shirt. Thing. You want
to know what my real name is.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That's what's up.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's what's iky.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Then you might want to you want you want to
know what name gonna be on the shirt?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I want to know what all right?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Then the name on the shirt is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. O Man, say, hey, hey,
(07:29):
I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man, Man, come on, come on, come on, give me
some praise up in him.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, sir, King of Pranks, King, King of.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Pranks, Baby, the King of Pranks is on his way.
The Saturday, October nineteenth, twenty twenty four. That's this year.
That's the sweetest day comedy. Damn, that's the wind Trust.
I'm an Owenaene.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's them w's. That's them WS kicking in the wind
Trust Arena, Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
All right, that's Bill Bellamy, that's me, Nephew Tomy, Mark
Curry in the building, Tommy Davidson in the building, lou
nell and the one and only Tony Roberts is in
the building. And then we got Nephew tam Me in Friends.
October twenty sixth, that is at the Heyman Center La Fillette, Louisiana.
Tickets are on sale right now. And then you know what,
(08:29):
you know what what November first through the third, Detroit, Michigan.
It's the One Mic. It's called One Mic, right, that's Mike.
That's Mike EP's comedy club. Nephew Tommy will be there,
having headlined a long time in Detroit, Michigan, I would
be there November first through the third at One Mic.
Nephew Tommy and friends will be in the building. Get
(08:49):
your tickets they own sale right now. And uh then
and then that's Thanksgiving. Oh lord, oh lord, that's a
Thanksgiving comedy festival. That's Nephew Tommy, cherylm would for Ness
Mitchell and Dominique. No Bill thirty at the New Jersey
Pack in Newark, New Jersey. Tickets on sale right now.
Legends Are Coming to the New Jersey Pac Tickets on
(09:11):
sale right now.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry Letters, subjects,
am I just rebound with the nice apartment. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Shot Steve Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour today.
It's my strawberry letter and the subject is am I
just a rebound with a nice apartments. We'll get into
that find out what that's all about. Kind of self
explanatory though, we'll get into it because right now it's
time for the nephew and today's Frank phone call. Nephew,
you're up, Charlie.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's right here. This is called the barber shop. But
when a man is sitting in the barber shop, yeah,
and you're in the chair and you're getting your hair
cut or your be a trend, whatever it is that
you go get. The problem is is that when when
the barber turns the chair with his mid section, you
know his is his Yeah, yeah, And it's just a
(00:44):
it's just an.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Ere is situation.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's just it's a weird feeling when you sit in
there again, you know, getting work done, and when he
take his his med sat his pelvis, you know, and
and moves the chair with that feels that got that
that that.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Just feels weird. All right. This is called the hand
got You got.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The clippers in one end, call it probably got a comb.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
In the other way.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It didn't just take that me and Sexy the boom,
you know, and just throw that chair like that. Hey,
come on, dog, don't do that. This right here is
the bable shop cat dog, if you would, Brady.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Brady, how you doing? Man?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
My name, my name is Dennis Man. I got a
haircut from you a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hey, listen, I wanted to get an appointment with you man.
Like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,
my first time getting a haircut from you. Did really
real good job. So I want to say thank you
for that. All right, Okay, do you have any any
time available on Thursday?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, for sure. Uh come up' be fine. What's what's
what's your name here?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Dennis Man? Dennis?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Okay, Dennis? Why she had Dennis about about three o'clock, man,
some of that nature. I mean, you know, I know
I'm the work off formans. You know, three o'clock, you'll
be there.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay. Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I got a little bit of a situation though, man,
that happened last time I was there. I kind of
wanted to talk to you about it, man, because it
kind of caught me off guard. So I wanted to
high let you man and see if we could rectify
the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
For I came back up there.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
What happened? Ipect something? I mean, what was to deal?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
What it really wasn't somebody man it was? It was
it was actually you.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, I mean, what's happened his deal man?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
When you was cutting my hair? When it when it
was time to turn the chair, you didn't turn the
chair with with with with with your hand man. See Brady, man,
you you turned the chair with your with your private part.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Oh, come on, say I mean, Dan, I'm a professional man.
I've been doing this fifteen years right right.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't think it's anything deliberate, man. I think you
just do it unconsciously, man, cause you know you be
leaning over on the chair cutting and I think you
don't realize, you know, you be turning the chair with
your private part instead of.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Doing it with your hand man.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And see, my hand got caught out there and I
saw it out the coner my eyes. I saw your
private part coming towards my hand. I moved it just
in time. You understand.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
But no, see, Dennis, I'm not understanding something, bro, because
I don't. I don't, we don't operate like that ryn
here because you know I don't make mistakes like that.
But I mean, you know, I don't know you. You're
sure you're talking to the right person, man.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, I mean, ain't you the third chair on the
right when you walk in the door.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Man.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And you cut me two weeks ago, and like I said,
I really like my haircuts, so I wanted to call
back and rectify this problem. But you know, you got
to turn the chair with your hand and not your
private part.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
If not, we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Okay. But I feel you and I understand your your
complaint and everything. I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying,
but I don't do that, you know. But I mean
we we'll be glad. You know what I'm saying. Get
you another cut or whatever? You understand? Men, you know,
but I don't move nobody no wrong with my private man.
You know that's just not me.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, I understand what you're saying, but I want you
to hear what I'm saying. If you put your private
on there at all when I come in there Thursday,
then I promise you I'm gona jump up and we're
gonna have a pride.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Well, well let's see not now, not right there, and
I'm not I'm not sitting that jump up having a
problem because you know, you don't really know me like that. Bro,
you know what I mean. I'm trying to be a
professional here and solve your little issues that you got
to understand it. But but I all just jumping up
and stuff you're talking about doing. I don't look like man.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm trying to come in and get a nice haircut
and walk out with a nice haircut.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
What I don't want to do is come down there,
you lean over.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Put your private part where I got my arms in
my hands, and I gotta whoop you.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Now, that's what I don't you're starting.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You're touching me wrong, talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You're talking about I'm touching you wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You touched me wrong two weeks ago when you put
your private on my hand.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Man touches tell you feeling me? Say what I know
you're talking to man?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You know, because hey, dog.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
All I'm trying to say, you know, the brother trying
to come in and get his hair cut and walk
out fitting like a man and not walk out feeling
violated man, because you didn't turn the chair with your
private part all up against my hand and my elbow
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Man, all the you know what I'm saying that I'm
gonna you know, I'm trying to talk to you. Do
you feel but not shun u me wrong? Ain't no
punk flying here?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
And you understand it ain't no punk flying that, then
keep it off my hand.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Let me tell you something. I'm paying over here, So
I'm gonna tell you right, you understand me quickly? Over here?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I heard what you saying, But let me explain something.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You were using your hips and your private section like
a pinball.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Machine, and I'm gonna tell you put something on you.
You come up? Understand me?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I come, I'm just trying to come and get a
hair cut.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm trying to get a hair cut and walk out
of there like a man, feeling like a man.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I bet you'll open you up. I'm gonna open you up. Boy,
do you wanna stand? You know? Come on? You do
you know? You do something to your what's you want
to be?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
So long?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
This is a bomber shop? Good do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hold?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What got no time?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Said?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I got somebody have a cold running you hear dumb,
you're gonna come over here too, too straight? I bet
you did.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
I don't do it.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I don't go I don't do you feel me?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You know you?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Man? You said you'll come up here. Yeah, come on
up here and recognize yourself when you.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Come up here. You know what? Okay, okay, I'm gonna
putting my real name on my shirt. Thing. You want
to know what my real name is.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
That's what's up.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's what's iky.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Then you might want to you want you want to
know what name gonna be on the shirt?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I want to know what all right?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Then the name on the shirt is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. O Man, say, hey, hey,
(07:29):
I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man, Man, come on, come on, come on, give me
some praise up in him.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, sir, King of Pranks, King, King of.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Pranks, Baby, the King of Pranks is on his way.
The Saturday, October nineteenth, twenty twenty four. That's this year.
That's the sweetest day comedy. Damn, that's the wind Trust.
I'm an Owenaene.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
That's them w's. That's them WS kicking in the wind
Trust Arena, Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
All right, that's Bill Bellamy, that's me, Nephew Tomy, Mark
Curry in the building, Tommy Davidson in the building, lou
nell and the one and only Tony Roberts is in
the building. And then we got Nephew tam Me in Friends.
October twenty sixth, that is at the Heyman Center La Fillette, Louisiana.
Tickets are on sale right now. And then you know what,
(08:29):
you know what what November first through the third, Detroit, Michigan.
It's the One Mic. It's called One Mic, right, that's Mike.
That's Mike EP's comedy club. Nephew Tommy will be there,
having headlined a long time in Detroit, Michigan, I would
be there November first through the third at One Mic.
Nephew Tommy and friends will be in the building. Get
(08:49):
your tickets they own sale right now. And uh then
and then that's Thanksgiving. Oh lord, oh lord, that's a
Thanksgiving comedy festival. That's Nephew Tommy, cherylm would for Ness
Mitchell and Dominique. No Bill thirty at the New Jersey
Pack in Newark, New Jersey. Tickets on sale right now.
Legends Are Coming to the New Jersey Pac Tickets on
(09:11):
sale right now.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry Letters, subjects,
am I just rebound with the nice apartment. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Shot Steve Harvey Morning Show
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